Happy Wheels Highlights #80

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[@fruityeel]

This man is my spirit animal I swear

[@MortiferOmniBus]

Your profile pic gives me life!!!!!!

[@Julie-rr1jf]

hey psa saying you have a spirit animal is actually cultural appropiation unless you're native american i think it was? idk im not very informed but yeah. (if you feel bad about it remember you did not know)

[@hansiprssn]

same

[@skylercassidy1890]

YOUR PROFILE PIC IS LIFE

[@vodkazreb8185]

Crap u r fil trash

[@AlphaGamma297]

4:37 Something about the delivery plus the joke itself was just awesome, I'm glad nobody was walking by or they would have shut my door. xDD

[@Donavan_Hogan]

4:09 “eh” I really laughed at that

[@deejdesign6677]

Barely winning is the best kind of winning.. probably Mark's best quote thus far

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

This quote holds up to this day and applies to my life now

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

7 minutes of pure screaming. I LOVE IT!

[@shanewatt2051]

+Suzy Lu and inuendos!

[@happymasksalesman9225]

+Suzy Lu Eres hermosa. :3

[@gingerfy125]

+Suzy Lu YESSS

[@freakingoutwolf7487]

7 mins and 37 seconds actually

[@snoips2921]

@@happymasksalesman9225 Nel perro

[@Twixtopherrr17]

"IM A HERO! IM A HERO!!" *song lyrics* I NEED A HERO

[@jhonnythejeccer6022]

TwixWrld TO SAVE ME NOW

[@aaffbbweepingswing6313]

mark: 10 million subs pewds: 40 million subs jacksepticeye: 7 million subs GO GUYS GO!!! :)

[@aaffbbweepingswing6313]

.

[@Muhammad-Jacobs699]

+Aaffbb Weeping swing You forgot CinnamonToastKen why does everyone always forget about him??

[@thegoateeguy2685]

+Aaffbb Weeping swing Markiplier shall dethrone Pewds!

[@aaffbbweepingswing6313]

+Muhammad-Amin Jacobs oh whoops

[@aaffbbweepingswing6313]

+Mr. Virus play less agario videos. but keep them

[@PetlanovicsGabor]

1:40 Mark: "Hooray Hungary!" Me: *Highlight of my past few months!* XD

[@woooful4699]

Bizony

[@PetlanovicsGabor]

@@woooful4699 ÚGY ÁM! XD

[@woooful4699]

@@PetlanovicsGabor Jaja XD

[@PetlanovicsGabor]

@@woooful4699 Évekkel később kapni az ilyen reakciókra válaszokat a legnagyobb móka.

[@woooful4699]

@@PetlanovicsGabor Gondolom. 😆

[@odinsdottir_]

This is actually my first Markiplier video and i must say....you are so funny. Subbed.

[@admiralabi6181]

Welcome, please make yourself comfortable. Would you like anything to eat or drink? What!? Oh... Those are just the random haters, if they try to harm you, just throw something at them. Anyways, have a nice day and welcome to the community! ;D

[@mayaithegg]

Welcome :3

[@TheCriminalViolin]

+Molly “MajesticNarwhalUnicorn” Feinstein WELCOME! Glad to have you on board!

[@laurensmith4294]

do u live under a rock or nah

[@odinsdottir_]

Lauren Smith no ive heard of him but im lazy so i would never go check him out

[@sashaghost7630]

Did anyone notice me sounds exactly how the old man sounds when he dies? 6:35

[@poppetpopstar309]

5:15 Close your eyes and let your imagination flow.

[@chevelleracey2808]

derpcatmeow tysm

[@poppetpopstar309]

Chevelle Racey You're welcome.

[@AmaticXLII]

Trying to pop a zit and it herts

[@SkiaLykoS]

"Alright now pay attention son." (neck snaps) "Well, son are you paying attention?" "Are you paying close attention?" "Are you looking really, really, Really, REALLY CLOSE?" good!😁

[@ryanzhu2997]

- Fearfulpath2 - I love that part

[@jaimesantiago826]

Good

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

- Fearfulpath2 - THE FREAKING GLASS PULLED HIS HEAD OFF

[@markiplierSINGSbadly]

YESSSS IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE ONE OF THESE! :D

[@micromadnessman]

+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. I was just thinking about when the next one would come out!

[@HinataElyonToph]

+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. I was hoping for another one XD

[@Unarthadox]

IKR

[@sophiekatzenberg6873]

+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. ikr XD

[@ashlynkate8998]

+markiplierSINGSb.a.d.l.y. I agree

[@AlexSaunes]

Happy wheels + Markiplier?! Couldn't have a better evening! :D

[@stevenjames6598]

+StormHD Mark is love Mark is lyfe

[@DmXion]

+StormHD happy wheels + markiplier = best day ever

[@thatgreekotakuelenitsa3656]

+Steven James I agree, Steven.

[@AlexSaunes]

***** You know it :D

[@DmXion]

StormHD hell yeah (≥_≤)// *high fives*

[@ericaeakers7287]

"Now you go down.....SASSAFRASS!!!!!!!" XD that made me laugh for some reason. lol

[@ericaeakers7287]

***** lol

[@chrispychip12]

*sassafras sorry...

[@ericaeakers7287]

+Christian Smith lol did I spell it wrong?

[@loyxifengal4613]

+Erica Eakers no u did u spelt it correct lol

[@fatboy_mike3456]

Same XD

[@IntangibleandElusive]

Me: Okay! Time to do math homework! Phone: Markiplier has uploaded: Happy wheels highlights #80 Me: ... Me: Right after I watch this!

[@neptunepie99]

+Gamer Girl Studios Every day of my life.

[@skelesweets]

Relatable.

[@Gabriel-jh3lx]

Just dont let your teacher read this comment. (Same with me here XD)

[@senpapi3622]

literally. the exact same. not even lying.

[@livyoaktree6530]

same. i have an essay to do but im here watching this. priorities 😂😂

[@tiagoluis4739]

Three things happened today: 1. My brother said he doesn't like Markiplier 2. My brother was hit by a bus 3. I lost my bus license

[@smorefun8062]

Tiago Luis ikr i would probably do that Jk lol but seriously... *I HAUNT THEM IN THEIR SLEEP*

[@guccigecko4535]

Tiago Luis haha lol I get it

[@danyelleshenarult4017]

I get it your brother hates Markiplier you really really really love him you run him over I would the same thing if a had a brother or a sister

[@thatguywholikesbread7553]

...............ok

[@chancsonalmond7303]

Lol

[@lucmilette7363]

4:38 i almost spit out my drink laughing

[@tipmontianpala3570]

Same XD

[@YourPalTina]

4:38 killed me. Anyone else die of laughter because of this?

[@ihavemanythingsbutiwantyou2519]

Yes!

[@republicofengineers1983]

I’m dying it’s so good 🤣🤣🤣

[@twilit8162]

Mark's Face at the glitchy rainbow is perhaps my most favorite moment in the history of the comedy.

[@ColossalReaperN7]

0:10 Mark: "Epic dodge" Me: "Epic fail"

[@eoner4786]

4:37 wait what? I'll let you discover another hilarious quote from Mark by yourself xD

[@Kat-gz2zh]

3:34 undyne fight in a nutshell

[@Havokwreaker]

That's exactly what I was thinking. >_< Lol

[@sambro4671]

DUH DUH DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DA DA DA DA DA

[@Danman41517]

#markplayundertale!!!!

[@keeganash2]

⬅ 🐟

[@MittensWichen]

HAHAHAAH EXACTLY

[@jaydenpasillas9674]

7:07 legend has it that santa is still stuck to this very day

[@MorningstarVODS]

How did the baby cross the road? It got hit by a car.

[@noahmonroe3989]

+Humanime WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@MorningstarVODS]

Noah Monroe the wheels on the bus go round and round

[@santa5939]

+Humanime round and BUMP

[@davidk1308]

+Humanime Didn't you post this on a PBS space time video?

[@skylar1331]

This dark

[@impulsegamestudios]

This is hilarious! lol Mark my name is Nate! I programmed 123 Slaughter Me Street! I have been trying to reach you for about 2 months now. We would love to have you check out 123 Slaughter Me Street! A lot of our fans want to see you play it! :D It is on Steam! :D

[@speed_queen]

4:13 awww, I love it when Mark's voice goes so high up he sounds like a kid. So Cute! X3

[@SharpshireEddy]

"Hurrrraaayyy Hungary" that gonna be my favorite what Mark ever said XD

[@deakkristof1818]

"Hurraaaaaay hungary" XDDD

[@norahsz9477]

+Meta- Chris watching this from Hungary, I was like "wut" :D

[@deakkristof1818]

Mellékesen én is magyar vagyok :D De az a legjobb hogy a készítő neve Zsolt és egy Zsolt nevű haverom programozónak tanul XD

[@norahsz9477]

Meta- Chris de jó, nem nagyon szoktam Marknál magyarokat látni :D

[@deakkristof1818]

Szerintem vannak sokan csak angol kommentet írnak mert azt többen értik :D

[@norahsz9477]

Meta- Chris lehet, de úgy vettem észre, hogy a magyarok inkább magyar csatornákat szoktak nézni (mert azt értik főleg) :D

[@rhenagargoyle2812]

3:34 "I don't know what makes it original-" *poons starts flying at rapid speeds*

[@SilentSoulWhisper]

Wow, you've made a lot of happy wheels highlights lol

[@DmXion]

+Catherine B. yup i am really happy too

[@oreohunter7798]

+DmXion Who said she was happy?

[@ShavedYetiGamingChannel]

+Catherine B. Mark is awesome

[@happymasksalesman9225]

+Catherine B. Eres hermosa. :3

[@naxitoww]

+HappyMaskSalesman sksjsjdjdjddjjdjjddj jote detected

[@Superluck77Lol]

0:01 well, son, are you paying attention

[@pirate_cove_man]

1:03 "It's been a while since I've played this game." Yeah, because we all know what happened LAST time...

[@KeeganB7]

you know you have hawk ears when you hear the outro start at 6:51

[@KeeganB7]

+Turtlestrees :3 i know man lol

[@Singleplayer4]

0:20 Markiplier: UUGGH!! **untillable** it ganna hit meh...

[@echoflamesword]

People:Screamign in fear Mark like nothing wrong is happening: Oh look I'm a hero!

[@instagamrr]

Those spears pointing both ways reminded me - for no good reason - of In n Out burger

[@Kang5030]

+Instagamrr - It's all PUN and games! OH GEEZ now I'll think of it when I go there xD

[@itsadoor7953]

Well I saw another comment u posted and now another so uh.. *E* *L* *L* *O* *M* *8* *!*

[@MARKOoo]

I'm amazed how Happy Wheels has advanced.

[@Maxxmababy]

I watched this in study hall ... I shouldn't have. I had to go out in the hallway because I couldn't stop laughing. XD

[@elmothewise3915]

4:42 me when I'm peeing

[@ollie7070]

we bought a new markiplier for this episode the last mark broke

[@NecroMadz]

lol

[@LOLMAN9538]

XD

[@FableWolfe]

The long-awaited arrival of the next part to the grand Happy Wheels series! I love it when these things come out.

[@personhuman2239]

1:09 That's Riddick...

[@NEONProductionsyt]

If I had a dollar for every time you made a bad video, I would have no money.

[@neptunepie99]

+NEONProductions Took me a while xD

[@aqua3925]

+PUNCAKE 324 lol

[@leafkirby2]

+PUNCAKE 324 Mark has made 1.3 Trillion videos? my sub box must be broken

[@BubblesZap]

Maybe a few bills. He has made 2500 videos

[@noodlezz7545]

Very true.

[@emmahood9896]

while watching this video my cheeks began to hurt. I realized it was because I was smiling, genuinely smiling and enjoying myself. You're absolutely hilarious and I hope you keep doing what you're doing for a very long time.

[@terenceangelo8714]

5:36-5:45 close your eyes and giggle like a school girl

[@Theemeraldgamestone]

You buncha sik'os

[@potentiallyRealWarrenGraham]

Mark and happy wheels? What year is it? A FUCKING GOOD YEAR IT IS

[@lonartta933]

I'm so happy to see an upload of Happy Wheels always brightens up my life.

[@bloon104]

5:22 I'm laughing so hard right now

[@nozokimi1799]

3:30 that “yay” is so cuteeee

[@alexfelton5299]

You could also call it the Danger Zone... HIIIIIGHWAAAAY TOOOO THEEE DANGEA ZONE!

[@mbalazs3544]

1:39 wow hun map that's relay nice :D

[@mondaysdemons2113]

After a long week of high school, watching this was very satisfying. If you could, please do some more Happy Wheels soon Mark, it would be great.

[@Lyttlefoxx]

You know what Mark? I have decided that I like you a lot. When I take over the world, you'll be among the few that aren't enslaved or killed. = 3 On less comical note, I love your Happy Wheels Highlights videos. I really like the more detailed and creative levels kinda like that original harpoon run. I think it was more menacing vertical.

[@alexanderf.6396]

Last time I came this early, I got arrested.

[@alexanderf.6396]

+PinkCat You're not pink...

[@alexanderf.6396]

***** Who pissed in your cherios, sweetie?

[@dorito1632]

I watch a lot of Markiplier for the horror games and the "Lets Play" playlists, but these videos might be the funniest videos you've uploaded. I'm a sucker for stupid, simple comedy and this is working for me.

[@CookiGaming]

YESS SOME MORE HAPPPPPPYYYY WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELSSSSSSS!!!!!

[@CookiGaming]

+CookiGaming Have an awesome day everyone :D

[@AtBreakOfDawn]

+CookiGaming You have an awesome day too, kind stranger :D

[@CookiGaming]

AtBreakOfDawn :D

[@elden2708]

Omg i seen your comment on ihascupquake channel too :D

[@ilovebirdiebirdiewifeandgi8114]

+CookiGaming I see you everywhere wishing people a nice day! You are so kind! x3

[@Soooooooooooonicable]

This isn't Undertale.

[@lShadowdark]

+Flowey The Flower This is not a 100% undertale channel

[@Eitanex]

FLOWEY. YOU ASSHAT

[@samwilliams1468]

Go fuck yourself flowey!

[@beanboy860]

Why the rightmost row...?

[@KingOfTheBeyond23]

+Flowey The Flower Impatiently waiting.

[@Kittydinos]

3:31 Mark: oh the seizure! Grandpa from grandpa hates England: oh I'm gonna have a wonderful seizure.

[@kingofducks3156]

0:43 He got defeeted

[@kingofducks3156]

I don't regret this pun

[@kingofducks3156]

I still dont regret this pun

[@caboose5313]

How about now?

[@kingofducks3156]

@@caboose5313 I think I'm more proud of it now, than I was 3 years ago

[@angeloddrev]

I dreamt about u last night Mark lol! You moved into the house next door, and I could see you and hear you making ur vids in the front room ! I was so excited but at the same time way to shy, I wanted to ask u what happened to my other neighbours, you came and said hello and gave me a hug and i was just like oooh hi :3 ahaha! that's so crazy, I even dreamt u had pink hair on top! I like my attn to detail in dream land rofl ! XD

[@alttiantila]

+OddRevelation That's kinda creepy

[@RuTheDay1735]

Wow that was such an.....odd revelation......hahahahaha I'll just be going now

[@Nameless0ne419]

To be honest those kind of dreams r normal

[@smorefun8062]

I had a dream about mark too

[@heidinunez8235]

Angel ever since I started watching him I've had four dreams with Mark in them.

[@rabbitteeth2596]

Mark’s little soft joyful ‘Horraaaayyyyyyy I did it!! Barely!! And that’s the best kind of winning!!’ Made my entire day

[@lauramendler9215]

Hungary ^^ Heheeeee. Best. Moment. Ever. :3

[@NebulaCone]

Free hugs to one all and all. Also good vid mark ;)

[@DmXion]

+Dogy9978 *hugs*

[@kylie7780]

+Dogy9978 *hugs*

[@AgitatedGhost]

Hugs a million for the hug 😄

[@DmXion]

puppysankittens hugs 10 times your hug =D

[@Mosertron]

Thanks! :D

[@nerdybirby]

That last part literally just made my day! Thanks mark!

[@OragOfficial]

Hayyyeyyy Hungaryyyy! :DD XD (magyar vagyok:D)

[@ganyu1427]

És én is :3

[@kavasakininja1230]

We are everywhere.

[@itisdinkytime6320]

Dear Justin Bieber haters Please respect him.. I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16, 2014 i was in coma for 4 months due to terrible car accident. One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So i got up.. And i turned off the radio..

[@peter.j.07]

+IanPop Torn between upvoting anything positive about JB and downvoting such a funny story.

[@boingthecoin601]

AMEN

[@Eitanex]

Already saw that on tumblr, Instagram, and reddit. :l

[@sagethesage3625]

you have no clue how many times ive seen that today

[@gageestrada8235]

lol

[@MirishiariHollowSoul]

That last part always makes me cry in laughter. "Oh no Santa wants to survive! Ooh!"

[@hashtagrex]

1:25 oh look, the hungarian flag...

[@conormclaughlin8679]

Last time I came this early she got pregnant

[@beatboxrob]

No

[@luvuhunnybunny]

Oh lawd😂😂😂

[@Valkyries733]

Lol

[@hekata8619]

Lollllll

[@maddierenay1695]

...I'm so disappointed in society right now xD

[@mindofamari8575]

this man really said "pass me tha pigskin" 4:04 in the video. during basketball

[@dementus420]

Did anyone say “ITS JOHN CENA” at 6:05

[@maxwellgibson1108]

I did hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@cupid2432]

i love you, person who is reading this

[@Selenaninphe]

Love you too

[@ericksantos9140]

+CtrlAltDelish SAme here

[@ThatGuyUSA]

Are you male? I'm not gay.

[@DmXion]

+CtrlAltDelish and we love you back =D

[@Iron_Mikaveli]

I happen end across this comment but thank you :)

[@CrazeeAdam]

YES!!!! I'm so glad you posted another one of these, I know you don't get around to them a lot any more, but they bring me immense joy! :) Even on days where I'm depressed like today.

[@RogueUwU]

I'm glad me and Mark share a common love for balls :D

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

😼ME, ME, ME, 😕mmeee.

[@ming1408]

After 20 episodes, he is finally returning to the non-Markiplier levels.

[@cassandra9370]

Mark: r u paying close attention Me: yes papa Mark: good lol ive never seen kt n i said that

[@allora5449]

Hey Mark I caught you! You uploaded this 57 seconds ago according to my subs :P

[@HadesRL]

welcome to the under 1 minute club

[@PitSectionLeader]

YES!! Always makes me happy to see you post a new Happy Wheels episode!

[@cpt.tiberiusoftheultramari3516]

"That was the danger line, I discovered that." Is this similar to the ADVENTURE LINE from the Stanley Parable?

[@cameronconner6006]

WARNING 3:30 SKIP IF YOU HAVE THAT COLOR FLASHING SEIZURE THING.

[@sebYB67]

I realize you're trying to help, but that isn't nearly intense enough to cause a seizure (it has to be much bigger and it has to flicker much faster). Thanks anyway, though!

[@cameronconner6006]

***** oh ok your welcome

[@chrisn1037]

+Cameron Conner Not enough to trigger. Also, it's called epilepsy

[@cameronconner6006]

Chris N oh so that's what its called

[@Loeyissentech]

Bruh

[@shankingtrollziez3446]

4:40 LOOP THAT SOUND PLEASE "Peanus" literally how it sounds

[@LordVader1094]

This has a ridiculous number of views so quick after being uploaded

[@skelesweets]

I know right? Crazy.

[@santa5939]

I guess you could say these people were... ECHsited. ·°·

[@saphari22]

+Turtles Derp *groan* that joke was ECHsrutiatingly painful! lol

[@santa5939]

+Saphari Haney Great, now I'm sad. That comeback will be ECHoing forever in my head.

[@saphari22]

haha to quote Mr. Burns: "ECHcellent!" lol

[@streled5361]

Okay, I know many of you don't like to see comments about MLP stuff, but could someone make a MLP fancharacter named "Rainbow Glitch" with a helmet while riding one of the vehicules from Happy Wheels?

[@oliverskullcandy2874]

dude that sounds freaking awesome! Someone seriously needs to do this!!!

[@oddcrafter1270]

That *_SO_* needs to happen! :D

[@ys-yg6cg]

that's some cancer right there

[@anthrax1328]

+Stre Led You just showed the main reason people don't like bronies, because you have to inset it into *every single fucking thing*, people would hate you guys so much less if you just left it the fuck alone.

[@oliverskullcandy2874]

+anthrax you don't need to be so rude about it, there is no need for cussing so rudely. also you should probably realize that treating people like that is only going to start arguments and more hate. so if you don't want hate, don't start hate. thank you. :)

[@TheJazzyjunk]

Idk where else to put this but I wish wonderful markiplier would read this. I don't need a response I just think that you are an amazing person and you do all that you can to make other people happy and I just want you to be happy as well. I hope you never feel sad or depressed for any reason, you deserve to be as happy as those you make laugh.

[@jamesgeier9769]

1 minute ago 400+ views

[@FrostBits]

I need Septiplier in my life ❤️

[@gerbzies]

They are both straight and they both have girlfriends lol 😫

[@beckyk7583]

+Laura King 😕?

[@sauce9518]

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

[@donstover5034]

HES NOT Gay!!!

[@alexfelton5299]

Does it still need mentioning? HE'S STRAIGHT. GET OVER IT.

[@tonytran112]

I like it when you and jack dyed you guys hair, markiplier is pink and jack is green it's so BEAUTIFUL :D

[@tylerloveseveryone]

Hello mark as sad as I am right now that you probably won't see this or respond! I'm going to send this anyway I sent you a hangouts invite but I can't get you to accept it. and I'm sad because of that anyway here is my story. Long Long ago lived a person that got bullied. And that person got bullied for the longest time until she figured out about KZbin she saw other famous KZbinrs and one day dreamed to be like them make people laugh smile and just make their day that person stopped getting bullied when she made friends good friends that live today at first she used her dads divice to watch KZbin and a few years later she got her own tablet where she could finally watch anything she became popular but not by much only by people who dicides to watch her videos and her good friends that she loved dearly told her about a great guy named markiplier he inspired her to do great things in this world like helping other people she never made her dream of making people laugh and be famous come true but that wonderful guy named Markiplier changed her life forever. I know that story because I am the girl that dreamed Thank You Markiplier bye bye!

[@Micfal]

WHAT THE HELL 42 VIEWS?!!!

[@tripaloski_6971]

Oh shit i thought there was only 7 people on Earth, darn it !

[@Micfal]

I thought that Mark's videos have already 1000 views when they get uploaded...

[@DmXion]

+ShadowSkillz46 XD you guys are amazing

[@Laurentiusje]

44.000

[@imfreakingbatman2254]

more like 42 thousand

[@elijahlee8818]

at 5:55 -"Markiplier in a place we've never seen hime before, WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCHOUT!!!"

[@supernuke2538]

everytime the lawnmower guy comes up I feel like mark is trying to hold back doing an impression

[@jaynoxyooj]

I honestly don't know why these are still some of the funniest videos XD

[@nira6064]

markiplier makes my day

[@GamingFTW316]

I will never get tired of this game

[@felixgouty]

Finally, the highly anticipated return of Happy Wheels !!! The greatest moment of daily happiness ! ;)

[@MissDrawsALot1999]

"Ohhhhhh, it's like crossing over into the- Oh... I don't think I crossed over correctly." Kills me every time 😂

[@kirbykinnie3691]

no but the picture of mark in the thumbnail is really cute i need that fanart omg

[@kreeptar]

its been a long time since i laughed at a happy wheels video. its nice to see mark playing again after taking a break from it, the game does get tiring after a while.