Happy Wheels Highlights #73

[@Jackrodder]

1:55 I can't stop laughing. That sudden silence XD

[@zayerbayer]

The funniest part is how he holds his shocked face.

[@graybulbuster126]

Mhhhhhh Markipli- (confused face)

[@gordier6787]

0:37 If you could describe happy wheels in one sentence, that would be it

[@legobrik]

Lol

[@raptorforever9626]

Gordie R lol so tru

[@xerilaun]

LMAO

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

To think that Mark is at the White House right now. So proud!

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

***** How come?

[@anneabelle7098]

I'm still in a state of suspended belief. I'm sure he's in DC but the White House? I thought he was joking. Mind you I also thought he was joking about pole dancing lessons...

[@blackendrose123]

cool beans, president markiplier, like the sound of that :D, good on him :D

[@mantisqueen964]

Wait what?! Where are you people getting all this information?!

[@SuzyLuOfficial]

***** We follow him on Facebook.

[@darkycrafting7365]

7:35 Mark: "Death was so close... AAAAAAAAH! DEATH IS BACK!!"

[@marinhrabric6162]

what i was gonna say :D

[@missnotsocool96]

DarkyCrafting7 Sums up the entirety of 2016.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Final Destination.

[@Scratchtop]

the one piece is real

[@superjakendo]

"AH WE BECOME ONE! AHHH!" Gets me every time XD

[@joltster109]

My chest literally hurts so much from the constant hilarity that ensued in this video.

[@vanillavitch_]

0:13 Mark's face when the crossbow starting shooting disproportionately loud is gold lmao

[@markiplierSINGSbadly]

This is the only video for today... THANKS OBAMA.

[@MiniMibani]

I laughed harder than I should have.

[@donnyshark8680]

What do u mean by that? 😂

[@iknowgamesoj4984]

Eyyyy! Obama is nice dont make fun of him

[@Amonimus]

Almost 6,000,000!!

[@Luckyducky921]

Means mark is in DC so this is the only video today :)

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

1:55 This one killed me. 😂

[@coolfishron6668]

With a sword to the face?

[@lexaiuskenjiro5867]

@@coolfishron6668 excluding the sword, but his face is perfect

[@coolfishron6668]

@@lexaiuskenjiro5867 Yup, it sure was. And so was Santa's.

[@StephersBeyond]

8:13 "Markiplier's Hardest...I don't think you know about my...hardest. If you wanted to know about my hardest---AAAHHHHH! (Dies)" XD LOLOL!

[@dragonrider4253]

4:45 That sound has been played like thirty times since you've started this series Marki.

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

He even tried mimicking it once.

[@teamfruitsalad7335]

"D" Mark: "I hope I like it."

[@makaska5]

D... club

[@supertaakot]

D club... Un-D-er 301 club...

[@teamfruitsalad7335]

lol

[@supertaakot]

TeamFruitSalad Thnx m9 k thnx buy

[@jamesclark967]

Get your mind out of the gutter man!

[@KailaKawaii]

Thanks for playing my brother's level (0:27-0:43). He's super ecstatic!

[@sethrincon247]

No joke at 4:44 Santa made that weird sound

[@ZeRandomZ]

Feels so great when your map gets on mark's highlights :3

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

Mark, seeing as you're at the White House right now.... dude, you should totally rope Obama into playing FNAF or something haha :P I would actually pay money to see Obama in a gaming video.

[@thesheepthatwentmooo]

That would probably make my year tbh :P

[@bobbobby3030]

thesheepthatwentmooo I can picture him now screaming. HILARIOUS!!! LOL

[@trollface2837]

Bob Bobby ermm...what am I supposed to do...? Errmm, I guess I'll just talk about-*scream* AAHHH, OH GOD!

[@babserella2778]

1) Your user name wins everything, 2) if Obama did that, Fox News would spend 17 hours doing coverage labeled something like "Muslim Sympathizer Wastes Tax Dollars Promoting Gamers' Sedentary And Probably Pot-Smoking Lifestyle". ...I friggin hate Fox News. I'm fairly conservative, and _I friggin hate Fox News._

[@AngelWingsYT]

mark: who would go to the bathroom in a horror movie?! also mark: goes to basement first in a horror movie

[@adisturbedoneandi]

As old as they all are, I still absolutely love Happy Wheels videos, they're too damn funny. ♥

[@keenanwagner5371]

I wanna help out, When someone says no one likes you, think it like this, There's no one like you. ;)

[@legobrik]

I needed this

[@aidenbooth5313]

Whenever I play Happy Wheels and I play as Santa, all I can think of is “ YOU BASTARD KIDDIES!”

[@okleigh9801]

Arby's + Markiplier= height of my day

[@legobrik]

* giggles *... Height...

[@KamiMalzahn]

7:19 “Markiplier Poopy”

[@Dubstone]

This is flickdicking impossible. -Markiplier, 2015

[@PrototypeDriverCrash]

0:09 And that's where I die. Of laughs.

[@breadmannington]

6:56 the best markiplier commentary

[@UGT_Kraken]

best part 1:55 xD. i literally starting crying from laughter " now markipl.... O.O"

[@zenten1266]

Tiny Box Tim came in like a wrecking ball... wait, that's not Tiny Box Tim! That's... MILEY BOX TIM

[@ionadixon3158]

Nyeh he he!

[@laurenmasilungab9984]

Actually, it's supposed to be Mini box Miley

[@zenten1266]

YOU FOILED MY PLANS, YOU!

[@levidimaggio5698]

long box larry

[@FennecTECH]

2:20 "just a little off the top okay?"

[@JamesEmirzianWaldementer]

1:54 Me, I’ve created with happy wheels levels approved with Markiplier, He’s got first interested with first appears ROBLOX Noob Man comes to Happy Wheels Life, My life as an teenage-hood since where i began with Happy Wheels game first times ever before, I’ve doing very well made with level designer from experiments and it is good old days to see Markiplier would it comes play again with Happy Wheels. Man! I believed I’m so famous and Internet personality!

[@flimzyplaysgames]

ive been with you since 2k subs, and everyone thought u werent gonna make it, butr i still stayed :) you are awesome mark and gl with the rest of your youtubing career

[@alextproductions1118]

Mark, you should play Happy Wheels more... you always make me laugh. 😂

[@ThatFriendlyGuy836]

8:17 The game was like NOPE NO NAUGHTY JOKES

[@konradbraun1825]

at 4:10 marks head exploded on tiny box tim lmao

[@LordBloodySoul]

I alway smile when I watch Mark playing Happy Wheels, because I know what fun it is xD

[@matthewwaite185]

Your a winner in my mind Markiplier! Your hands down my favorite youtuber.You make a lot of people happy with your videos.I being one of them,I just wanted to personally thank you for the joys you brought me and the other people that are your fans!Your one hilarious dude brah.Peace.

[@michaelkennedy2901]

The fans' obsession with Tiny Box Tim is getting really old now. That horse is dead and they still keep beating it.

[@Daioblis]

It's not an obsession. It's love. If you can't handle it, then get out of this community.

[@MagicalFruitBasket]

I nearly died from bleeding from the cut caused by the extreme edginess of this comment.

[@michaelkennedy2901]

***** Do you know how creepy that sounds?

[@1985KJP]

OBSESS!! mwahahahahahahaha The more people that obsess about me the tinier and cuter I get!!! Soon... soon I shall be so tiny and so cute that NO ONE will be able to resist me and THE WERLD WILL BE MYNE!!!! xD

[@charlesxll7925]

Michael Kennedy Agree.

[@guyperson754]

8:30 Thing is, Santa has official Canadian citizenship. Really, he is technically a Canadian. He's ours!

[@jamesthebluecat1263]

You and Russia are going to have to fight over Santa then because Russia is also near the North Pole.

[@tysonvert7027]

I wish someone would make a level called '100% impossible' and just have the main player stuck in a box with the words "I TOLD you it was impossible" written above them.

[@tysonvert7027]

Yay!

[@thepatriot7111]

You know, watching the latest happy wheels highlights before or after the first one Mark ever made, is really trippy and jarring. Like... It's almost like he's a different person, and I don't mean that in a bad way. I just mean that if you watch them simultaneously it feels so different.

[@NextGenPhoenixGamer1]

4:44 Santa: uwahahah haha Okay either Santa has become extremely masochistic towards pain and laughed silently or Happy Wheels became slowly more disturbing you be the judge

[@ninjapotatolorf6237]

Is there an episode of this where Mark DOESN'T say "Ouch my balls" in some form?

[@jakeboone1514]

Nope

[@ryanwells5642]

Mark: fucky fucky Fucky you!

[@h0wksh170]

HAH no

[@arandomperson7141]

No

[@reavves4072]

2:02 dat face tho

[@AndreB23]

36 people are jealous of Markiplier's hardest.

[@cerealboxcreeper8600]

38

[@karenb1214]

53

[@StarDustTF2]

Taco

[@karenb1214]

Oh yes :3

[@DonutCopperOnline]

wat

[@faunadoe6769]

Dear Mark, Even though you might not read this, I want to say thank you. You are an inspiration. When I grow up I want to be like you, even though you're only a couple years older, you're the force behind so many people. You are what some people think of when they don't want to get out of bed, when all they want to do is go back to sleep and not wake up, when they just want to give up. You're a wonderful, bombastic, bright and caring person and you are awesome. You make people laugh in their darkest times, I'm one of those people, when I've had a rough day at work and school and I just want to cry I come onto your channel and I just watch your videos, and I just start laughing and i feel better. And I want to thank you for that, I've been having a rough time lately and your videos and your goofiness is what gets me going again.

[@rebeccamills9188]

@faunadoe- I know what your saying my mother passed away due to alcohol problems in January so when ever I have my phone I diside to watch markiplier playing happy wheels and I laugh and forget about my mom so thank you for the message ❤

[@Mntdewmania1]

LOL I love all the Markiplier levels!! So creative!!

[@ClassyRobinYT]

Press 9 for Drunkiplier

[@nightmarebb7987]

1:54 Dur, Markipli-…

[@thefananimatedmediaeffects7453]

0:01 Mark Crying

[@haydenmaskell8522]

Mark's voice for Santa is hilarious

[@theresurrecteddragon34]

1:53 best reaction for Mark.

[@thefananimatedmediaeffects7453]

7:54 YEAH OH NO OH NO

[@ThisBeEv]

You hardest what Mark? Anyway, another lovely video and I hope you enjoyed your time at the white house. You looked very dapper in your suit, Mark. I approve. Can't wait to see what you do tomorrow.

[@mikehero9118]

*cough* thats what she said *cough*

[@ThisBeEv]

TheAmericanIdiots *wink wink nudge nudge* ;D

[@andyn2196]

Bow chick a wow wow

[@ThisBeEv]

Andrew nepomyash Oh yeah..... ;D

[@jethro_y]

0:22 Is it funny?

[@jempongjobar5655]

0:41 His leg dislocated

[@geckonerd3734]

If there's one thing I'll never get tired of, it's Markiplier playing happy wheels. XD

[@TIMMYTURNERFAN80]

The Screaming In The Game made Me Laugh So Hard LOL

[@deathd0ng]

Mark should do his own minecraft survival series (sober)

[@lewistoroian5651]

Well, he did that Yogbox series forever ago.

[@noahrudacille1803]

DeAnte Bolden You have to go to the 2000 somthing video and find the link :3

[@thefnafgamer2126]

4:59 LOL

[@Wolfs0n]

$10.00 Says Mark gets 6 million subs before the end of March.

[@gigsis]

He'll get it by the end of the week. He's gaining over 100k subs per week on average.

[@raquelgracia6525]

Nah I say Saturday or Sunday

[@creeperblewupmahouse]

It has happened.

[@terrelllofton4113]

As of 8:59 in the pacific cost time zone mark has 7,007,608 subs.

[@raquelgracia6525]

Yay

[@shoshobluemist]

Few years ago, back when my mom and step dad separated, I watched these videos with my older sister and idk this was one of my last good memories I shared with her... Its been 5+years now and We don't talk no more tho.... Idek why...but these videos helped me a lot with depression and still do till this day. Thank you Mark!!! Fr love all your content especially any scary games!!

[@michaelschmidt8668]

This was my favourite Happy Wheels video so far. Well done.

[@xenagabbyxena]

You should play Drunk Minecraft with Jack as a guest!

[@kmslmao2879]

Oh, you don't want to see a drunk Irish man, Mar tá sé han craic!

[@TheSaberWolfDuchess]

Pikylechu Are you kidding?! That'd be comedy gold! XD

[@gigsis]

Probably won't happen since Jack said he doesn't like Minecraft.

[@TheSaberWolfDuchess]

Gigsis He played it as a joke with Felix and a few others once, as either the 100th or 1000th video special. He hates it, but he would play it.

[@gigsis]

The Saber Wolf Dutchess I guess that's true enough.

[@vexxa366]

wait... mark is at the white house?!?!?!?!!? someone fill me in please

[@MARKOoo]

what? how do you know?

[@vexxa366]

KIRITO all the comments before me said so.

[@MARKOoo]

Alana Cooper Look at his facebook page

[@admiralkannibal9428]

Where did you get that answer..that he was at the white house?

[@DavidNguyen-hy9bg]

Undertaker facebook

[@TeaganML]

Tbh, I love the end, mark has such an announcers voice

[@navarroa.9171]

2:03 HIS FACE! Laughed so hard!

[@Kektus1]

I wish people would stop using Happy Wheels levels as an alternative to an email message or something. There's no need to start off a short, novice level with a text wall.

[@DeadBarrens-ut2fz]

4:53 LOL AND XD XD

[@graybulbuster126]

Lol

[@instahswap]

Personally Markiplier isn't really my type of Comedy because I find him to be kind of excessive at times, and I kinda prefer KZbinrs like Gamegrumps, but having seen them talk about Mark at times has made me give him another chane. I'm not going to lie, I quite enjoyed this video :)

[@Abbycat2469]

Vriska Serket Vriska?! What are you doing here? *-* Lately, i have seen soooooooo much homestuck on Marks videos D: That's a good thing, right? 8ut its... getting weird now o_o

[@savannahmcknight931]

Tykcaj thanks for being respectable

[@MundaneMuser]

I love the screams of the couple riding a motorbike.

[@Mr_p00pdealer]

I like the nod to Futurama in the thumbnail

[@scpsixeightwo5761]

Don't click read more You rebel, i like you.

[@Wheels2056]

I'm a rebel.

[@plaastica]

good 4 me

[@CrazedAnimePokeGuy13]

Fuck you, I do what I want!! :P

[@aguyudontknowdaawesome1917]

I like you 2 :0

[@Njumkiy]

Chuggaapie im a rebel

[@theholder4783]

hi mark i just joined a week ago and i saw a lot of your videos and i want to say i am a fan of you and i want to be like you :) im trying my best to get a lot of subcribers and be funny just like you! and i hope when i do become like you im hoping that you and me can meet up face to face :)

[@theholder4783]

thanks for inspiring me :)

[@pinoyBOTY]

Fucking stop.

[@TheLastRaven6]

/G414h4d\: Happy Thanksgiving! Just flag him as a spammer, and do that with those that do the "THIS VIDEO BROUGHT ME OUT OF DEPRESSION!" there is always at least one on Jacks videos.

[@theholder4783]

Lol

[@Wideus4974]

Sometimes its good to keep things to yourself... Just try it someday alright?

[@slaane377]

Markiplier hey mark caspie has a twitter account you know :D twitter.com/ladybutler05 you can toss some suggestions or thoughts and ideas his way

[@slaane377]

Shpoovy didnt know

[@mayzerify5525]

Lord Silva LadyButler come on man..

[@slaane377]

Mayzerify you have no idea how hard i hitting myself

[@mayzerify5525]

Lord Silva Np

[@shellykemp5868]

I love it when you play as Santa.

[@FLmomma321]

0:16 probably what Santa has to go through on Christmas Eve

[@zeepzorpufo]

You know who is the best person in the world? You know who is lovely, smart, and should have a great time, having fun? Look at the first word of this comment! (It's true!)

[@Atollic]

Nicole :) thank you!

[@LuckyNobody1]

People need to stop making tiny box tim stuff its from so long ago and probably only 1/4 viewers know what its from

[@jacklynmink9572]

But tiny box tim is his little biscuit!

[@BrandonAWilson]

im all the way back in the olden days the first video I saw of Marks was Drunk Mincraft #4 when i was looking for a reason to buy Minecraft and I subbed right away and havent missed a video sence way to go Mark #125,000 and under hype

[@dmand2353]

they should alll know

[@MagicalFruitBasket]

Things wrong with this comment: 1. Nobody gives 2 shits.

[@anndroid5147]

In similar light I kinda hope something new shows up

[@ellisefreddypizza8855]

hey,we are all the best community,so let's help small channels to grow.I found mightymask7 channel funny,entertaining and perspective

[@dejomarti8833]

Anna Perry I'll help

[@stephanesmith7233]

never heard about it before,but it is new and looking good,I must admit

[@Martin-mf9ci]

Who?

[@ellisefreddypizza8855]

Johnny Clinton mightymask7 Guy is funny,I found him on forum and I think he deserves a chance

[@ellisefreddypizza8855]

Michael Smith Yes.His channel is cute and you can see that there are still people who are playing games because of love and not other things,so lets help small channels to grow

[@HeiderIdari74]

Your the third KZbinr with so many subscribers Keep up the humour and highlight videos!

[@Willllow]

I didn't realise how many reaction gifs could be made out of Mark until right now.

[@laurencedemers8819]

Dear Markiplier, I would like to compare when you had only 1 million and now. Before: You acually played G mod.. period. After: Youve uploaded one prop hunt. Before: You played Indie horror games. After: .... Before: You were Markiplier. My idol. My source for laughs. After: Markiplier, american pewdiepie. Before: Yammimash After: Yammimash? Before: You were orginal. After: Bit repetitive dont you think? Before: Mark acually read every comment. After: You really think he has the time to go through what we say (Yes even I realize that he wont read this) Before: You were Markiplier. My idol. My source for laughs. After: Markiplier, american pewdiepie. All Im really saying is Mark. Im not sure what it is. Be it you got to popular, your trying to appeal to everyone. But whatever it is. I personnaly dont like it. Sincerely, Owen P.S: Yes I realize the spam upon spam of hate this will get. But if you acually give time to think about it....

[@laurencedemers8819]

I blame Tiny box Tim. He is satan

[@lewistoroian5651]

First one: Fair enough. Second: He still does that....like a lot. Third: That's a matter of opinion, so I can't say much to that. Fourth: He moved even farther away from the UK, setting them apart by three more hours, so they usually aren't up at the same time. Fifth: A lot of his stuff is still original. Sixth: I'm glad you said it yourself, it's a time thing with the amount of subs now. Seventh: Already said that one, buddy.

[@douglasmiller7025]

Define what is "original" and what is "repetitive"

[@MawileLover]

The sad part is that no one will ever like this comment.

[@hiddenteddy9706]

I'm a newcomer to your channel. Actually I'm really more of a newcomer to general gaming channels. I absolutely love you. Thank you so much for being you. You really make me happy when I start to feel depressed. Thank you mark. And you too tiny box Tim.

[@warboi7928]

*Mark smashing through people* “Ohh its so cuuteee!”

[@rileycarignan206]

youre videos are amazing, this is the first time ive commented, ive watched your videos for 2 months now. keep making happywheels they are hilarios like you. stay awesome mark

[@wiiinnnttteeerrr]

I like how every single Markimoo level ever starts with something assploding.

[@ZombifiedCoffee]

I'm crying right now by laughter

[@DareToBeDeviant]

This is one of very few games a player's character be completely annihilated and have a chance to still win or be blown up into a hundred pieces and still manage to emit a scream effect. >.>

[@Moonbeam143]

Mark got to meet the President! I'm so happy for him!

[@TheRatedOniChannel]

Oh Mark, always love it when you start joking badly or bragging, because the game always punishes you in an awesome way! XD

[@kemikamiku375]

1:55 Assassination!

[@logankoeller133]

(Santa laughs) (split in half) BLABBALABABLLAJJFGGCCC (horrified face) I have never heard that noise ever in my entire life...

[@DisneyAndSpiritLover]

5:27 is the best one, lol.

[@ravenfuckantifa2000]

Same

[@hans-gq8tx]

Markiplier: Santa i miss you Santa: Hohoho Merry Christmas Mark Markiplier: Thank you Santa for the Gift

[@dynamo7685]

4:43 I didn't know what just happened there till I found out a jet went up the kaboose of santa's sleigh and esploded

[@crowumin5318]

1:54 this is what you came for right

[@knotfreak02]

NEED MORE MARKIPLIER HAPPY WHEELS!!!!!!!!! I've watched them all and I just don't know what to do with myself now.

[@ABC2691]

Markiplier, you make me smile and laugh no matter how disturbed i am emotionally and in my opinion that is the greatest service to humanity one can ever do. You are simply superbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb and greattttttttttter than the greatest. I love allllll your videos. I love your voice, you sound so funny :)

[@mimimesa3077]

he's so accurate with the beheadings

[@hellzer6633]

the Santa voice is perfect

[@laurenfarwell4046]

Your santa voice is awsome all the santa parts were the funnyest keep makimg these vids love ya marki mark xoxoxo