Happy Wheels Highlights #86

[@elenorebones5205]

6:13 my throat malfunctioned and it tried to close up while I laughed. That's how you know it's a funny joke. When your body is too entertained to function properly.

[@r.j.penfold]

elenorebones I hate when that happens cuz then you choke and have a sore throat for the rest of the day

[@Kids_Scissors]

*CROAK * ... *CROAK * *laughter *

[@nightberry23]

6:46 made me laugh like a maniac while trying to be quiet because my sister were in the room so it probably sounded like I was crying (I was, but out of laughter)

[@xerilaun]

@Get BEAN’d thank you for sharing that amazing discovery with us

[@NoahDaArk]

0:42 Mark: Kill my son! *distant Irish screams of “Screw you Billy!”*

[@MikeDaner2630]

"Success feels like death" ~markiplier, 2016, 4:20

[@MikeDaner2630]

Peace!!!!!!!

[@tigerbloodsweet7631]

4:20 mlg pro

[@iconofchaos]

the odds its at 4:20

[@NebulaOldChannel]

*My constant mood.*

[@JackNick2000]

Success also feel HIGH as a MOTHEFUKER.

[@soups_gamings]

9:33 " ah, thanks for that on-the-fly vasectomy! "😂😂

[@ronan585]

Good GOD!

[@vinnytornado5166]

"I know dancing on Santa's corpse is something you've wanted to do all your life." I'M DEAD 😂😂😂

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

So was santa

[@VariousGoblinsInATrenchCoat]

“So together, we make 2 halves of a whole idiot” I just could not stop cracking up

[@ashleyjames6301]

Took 86 episodes to actually win a level using Indiana Jones.

[@znoxr]

Mr. Fischbach, are there any new words in the English dictionary? Yes, student, there is. I call it... *N A R U T O I N G*

[@catatomic4376]

Is that a noun a verb or a adjective? Lol

[@Omega14343]

@@catatomic4376 all of them

[@jennisavahh]

"I'm like the greatest that ever lived forever" *intense faces made* This is why Mark is so weird and amazing

[@princehans6080]

"I have one FUUUUCK!" ~Markiplier

[@princehans6080]

*had

[@dionnathefluffyunicorn6627]

PROTIP

[@swoozyhits6421]

ha

[@MrThraxal]

who plays the Lunchbox one?

[@jennabouchard8269]

Markimoo~ 2k16

[@thedeadsentry5717]

Mark iam watching this while I am waiting to get my arm surgery thanks for the laughs Edit:thanks for the love everyone and yes the surgery went well

[@jaeallen3060]

I hope it went well!!

[@charlesmatthewbuenavides6414]

Get well soon

[@greysonazeredo8935]

At least you didn't feel as much pain... ;D

[@executortassadar287]

oh jesus hope that turned out well

[@hannahfulton5511]

Jesums....Hope it Went Well! ^^

[@pursuitofwar5488]

3:38 the part where you voice them is funny as hell!!😂😂😂😂

[@MaximilianIerulli]

Agreed 😂

[@seanmccarthy9159]

"I'm, like, the greatest that ever lived, forever!" -Markiplier 2016 4:49I've actually quoted that, you know, and it works! I like it!

[@asdiop112]

2:10 Love the Grumps reference

[@shanefretwell7628]

I always love when Mark references game grumps

[@goth6irl]

Fat

[@RyuuRider]

That particular reference is one of my most favorite things Arin has ever given unto us!

[@FurryMcMemes]

+Cody T. Same here, I catch myself randomly thinking it; it's hilarious.

[@ZitiPatrol]

+ASD Games i love how he watches their videos and they're neighbors lol.

[@poppintags2280]

Turns cc in at 3:00 😂 markiplier mating sounds

[@TonTonTheBard]

That's very common

[@-The._.Mae-]

Poppintags22 are you agree with you funny to

[@timothyzaulov5649]

Poppintags22 😂😂

[@aryammo3476]

Ikr I need them on lol

[@fluxcptndavey4378]

Its more like 2:59

[@EpicGamer_SansheeFreddy]

0:01 *okay* 1:17 *i’m shaking my fist in anger at the even mere c o n c e p t of doing a race* 6:28 6:53 7:14 *ow my everything* 7:34

[@jodieredgap5475]

Mark reaction to getting rid of Timmy\Billy"I know what the problem is ample baggage alright bye son". Jack's reaction "SCREW YOU BILLY!!!"

[@bilbobaggins4816]

PROTIP

[@jodieredgap5475]

PROTIP Don't eat billy.

[@realitypolice470]

He has achieved L I G H T S P E E D

[@destinesiafizz7903]

at 3:00 close your eyes and listen

[@shadowkeva4706]

DestinesiaFizz *WHeEzEE*

[@lunarxx_6015]

XD

[@williamfether977]

Oh Lord now all we need is Jack screaming and there we go a perfect septiplier. starts fangriling 👬👬👬🙏🙏

[@rhjubarb]

@@williamfether977 stop

[@windexguzzler9893]

William Fether they said that the ship makes them uncomfortable and it almost ruined their friendship, please dont

[@angrycat6954]

I have an idiotic grin plastered onto my face when watching your videos Mark

[@barborapetrekova4594]

Darkle Sparkle you are not alone

[@matthurley2518]

Lamao

[@antonhagbox02]

"I'm like the greatest that ever lived forever?" - Mark Edward Fishbach, 2016

[@kai.cenance]

"And I had to ouuu-ga-ta-boo-ga-ta but I got it" -markiplier 2016

[@light_anims.exesecondchann3902]

“Oh if there’s anything i like to do in my old age it’s F U C K A L O T O F M E L O N S 1:29

[@hiltonb8876]

1:16 “nyHazzah!” Lmao I cant with these CC 😂😂

[@jesswilliams646]

The woahs at the beginning were everything

[@nicolebhagat8302]

ikr

[@lornaferguson2754]

PROTIP

[@dionnathefluffyunicorn6627]

PROTIP

[@wh4169]

+Dionna Rowsey hey, was that a protip

[@feeftje]

+Dionna Rowsey THE PHANDOM IS EVERYWERE

[@kimura-yudai]

"Thanks for that on-the-fly vasectomy..." I died laughing to that

[@CurrieYT]

I watched jack silently play half of these levels XD

[@ellieskies3666]

same

[@coleminer5104]

+CurriePlays a They both play most of the same levels.

[@noeleriksson3676]

+CurriePlays same and I am still scared of silent Jack...

[@tywills2693]

CURRIE! HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SUBSCRIBE 2 CURRIE NOWWWWW

[@sfgkate]

+CurriePlays XD same

[@randomaccesscontent-u4b]

0:33 6 year old me sticking my head out the car window

[@yzf.ridstar]

XD

[@randomaccesscontent-u4b]

*“I’m fricking Goku!”*

[@emilyvandenburgh6855]

His laugh and smile are so contagious 😂😂❤️

[@1squishychick]

"I've tried to survive through worse... Like this fucken marriage!" *wifes head explodes*

[@leiawong575]

I love how there are different voices per person or character he uses. LMAOOO 😂

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

00:32, I'M FREAKING GOKU, best line yet, Kamehameha.

[@gretchdawg]

"Thanks for that on the fly vacescomy" I'm dying

[@andresiniguez3752]

2:16 Game Grumps reference?

[@maskedraptor7359]

Yeah.

[@mehbleh275]

Yup

[@madisoncroft2056]

+Andres Iniguez Yes

[@aleo6820]

+JarJar Mattes Ocarina of time Gameplay?

[@user-iu6hj3wv6l]

Yes from Zelda

[@EnoughCactus]

"The problem with the last one was that my angular trajectory was all bullshit." - Me as a physicist

[@bigdaddy1618]

I have binged Jack and Mark THROUGH THE NIGHT 1AM-3:30AM SO FAR. THEIR VIDS ARE TOO GOOD. THEY'RE TOO GOOD

[@casualarson9248]

"Ow, my everything." Same Mark, same.

[@FatalHog]

I love how at 3:05 the subtitles said "Markiplier Mating noises" xD

[@alikotheepic1440]

Cinnamon Roll it is 3:00

[@1202dell]

I love how in this reply the deltaruin fan/profile pic Get corected *by someone with a undertale profile picture*

[@Diamonddragon275]

I love it how Storyshift Asriel commented on someone with a Ralsei picture, it just warms my heart

[@nomnomnom55555]

NO PROTIP THIS IS NOT THE NEXT DANKUS MEMUS

[@oof444]

PROTIP

[@BubblesZap]

PROTIP

[@toprak3479]

+MarkipIier Fuck you and your clickbait.

[@tanglyknave8062]

Protip

[@saltymeme4083]

PROTIP

[@multigrandmarquis]

Dancing on the headless corpse of Santa is something I've always wanted to do with my life.

[@shinedownlover8714]

Mark: I don't like sugers mark in the future: cake, pie, trying candy, anything with sugar i love.

[@blindfoldedmage]

Now time for a random quote from Mark: the problem from the last time was that my trogectory was bs

[@sleepybrachydios3292]

Anyone get GameGrump flashbacks at 2:11 from their ocarina of time play through?

[@xerilaun]

0:58 me talking to my counselor:"i know what the problem is. ample baggage."

[@turboismad9376]

3:16 at least they're being honest about- *hæh...*

[@KamiMalzahn]

5:47 Don’t tell Pixar!!

[@chibifangirlXD]

NARUTOING LOL I LOVE YOU MARKIMOO you love anime too 😊😊😊

[@mrbusinesss1]

Ikr?

[@bencullen2476]

Lol

[@erzascarletamv7312]

🌚

[@jillrobinson2151]

😈😈😈😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😢😢😧😧😢😢😢😢😴😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@loruhlai]

Just because he knows of an extremely popular anime doesn't mean he loves it... I love anime but I despise Naruto.

[@jennypennybarthel106]

7:20 It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s just my legendary markiplier Pokémon.

[@OptimusFineExOhExOh]

He nearly called the kid Billy. SEPTIPLIER AWAY!

[@goth6irl]

Fat

[@emilywright1390]

SEPTIPLIERR AWAY

[@iiGalxyTato]

HIS NAME IS BILLY YOU FREAKING IDIOTS

[@krispersonal1956]

Isnt the kids name billy?? septiplier done !!

[@harmonybade9163]

Woooo!!! :3

[@avawithey2673]

3:09 i had to OOGEDABOOGEDA but I gOt it

[@saraxcutee]

Im sorry im still recovering from the april 1st videos...;-;

[@krank3869]

Rip

[@carly3916]

The sad part is I watched every second of it and enjoyed it all.

[@undead.idiots]

+Basic Sara what are the names of the april fools videos? i guess i didn't watch them. except jacksepticeye's where i literally turned down the volume on my phone. you know because i'm stupid 0-0

[@dionnathefluffyunicorn6627]

PROTIP

[@littlemario3287]

+nicole flurbin and turn on subtitles too.

[@matthewofcolumbus5610]

5:34 I like how Pogo Pete gets rolled over then bounces up.

[@Ariyona21]

2:51 that's the funny part 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yangomango9173]

6:47 nice legs mark

[@Jay-mq3zp]

he almost said billy instead of timmy hehe

[@andrewholic3204]

Your not jack mark

[@ToastyBoi998]

Andrewholic Gaming *youre

[@ToastyBoi998]

Do you even English bro?

[@andrewholic3204]

no i'm originally french also I think you mean are you even English bro so I could ask you the same thing

[@ToastyBoi998]

I'm originally Irish.

[@Just_UrAverageDiseasedRat]

2:59 according to the captions this is Markiplier mating noises 😂😂

[@shadow_da_derg]

Note: never drink milk by watching markiplier

[@UltrabotUltimus]

'Together we make two halves of a whole idiot' - Markiplier 2016 I'm gonna make that a sticker or bumper

[@meggssandwich134]

+Ultrabot Ultimus tattoo worthy quote

[@rosabradley3999]

+Ultrabot Ultimus Put it on a shirt!

[@corbinpeterson2138]

What a coincidence at 2:35 he landed in 7th and it’s 7.00 seconds

[@breeAMF]

I was drinking my water around 8:58 (the "Huh, what does this do?" part) and I rocketed it through my nose, all over my desk... I'm crying from laughter hahahaha.

[@nevkip2259]

4:20 👌 rhymes

[@lucasonfire_5214]

MARK! put your face on babies and make it a video like so he notices

[@SapphyrKhaos]

#babyplier

[@MonroeVivar]

I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THIS TILL NOW

[@saltymeme4083]

PROTIP

[@sar_ptolemy]

+Oscar Santiesteban face, or mouth, like woof and meow?

[@barbarasweeney3572]

PROTIP

[@nowifigaming826]

6:36 I laughed so hard XDXDXXXXDDDDD

[@nowifigaming826]

6:44 we Will br right back

[@1202dell]

2:12 OMG A GAME GRUMPS REFERENCE

[@lincolnmckelvey3356]

*pleased Santa noises* XD those subtitles

[@nicolestacko4407]

tbh the only way to get a very popular comment is to be early

[@BubblesZap]

PROTIP

[@fire_soul_4550]

PROTIP

[@angplaysgames7348]

+Xavrinx Yeah ikr

[@ahtzee9078]

+Cʀᴇᴇᴘᴇʀsᴛᴏʀᴍ75 it's a bot. It can't do that.

[@tywills2693]

+MarkipIier STFU STUPID IDIOT

[@thesavagecabageofmayhem1812]

"I'm dead and you legs are broken, together we make two half's of one direction idiot" Markiplier 2016

[@abstract_note]

Thanks Mark, for all of the content you have created. You really cheered me up at times. Just so you-know-what, YOU ARE AWESOME!!!

[@williamkeisler661]

After 5:50 I could not stop laughing

[@xXSlashEffectXx]

3:32 Turn On Captions Scene DOES contain a lap dance

[@CallMeYiyi]

"SUCCES... feels.. like death. " xD i cant stop laughing at this

[@goosewearingsocks]

4:14-4:50 😂 I was watching this at like 2am so I had to silent laugh this whole time...the hardest thing I have ever done

[@batisaloser]

4:53 He kinda sounded like FilthyFrank for a bit.

[@rieltuozo4065]

When markiplier reaches second on his 5 time he: SQUEEEEEEEEEEK

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

Dogs: Ball?

[@koji6745]

HELLO MY LOVELY JOHN CENAS

[@kallissaworden705]

Hi😏

[@joaquincampos7351]

👉👌

[@powernoise1364]

wow SUPER OMG

[@zomb1e_v12gaming7]

+Kallissa Worden john cenas? cenas?

[@sierranoplis]

John Cena return at wrestlemania confirmed (hopefully)

[@thomasburkhart3275]

8:29 "YOU HAVE 1 CHANCE" Me: that game is HEAVY

[@michaelsales1083]

6:38 omfg that was NOT what a good boi would do!!!!

[@maries7470]

Ow! My everything.

[@GalacticCollapse]

PLAY TUBE TYCOON!!!!!!!

[@phoenixrio9273]

Tube tycoon is boring though..

[@GalacticCollapse]

Sometimes...

[@krishahernandez6914]

I LOVE THE WAY HE SCREAMS AT 2:51 IT GETS ME EVERY TIME LOL YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER MARKIPLIER.Please don't ever go away cause ye always make me day! Hahaha ;)

[@ocean_nova]

Mark-welcome to death ball Me- ..............bodatious T

[@kwayyar8998]

oh yes

[@codyprodutions8623]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[@ocean_nova]

+Coin Ivystone Dream scapers :3

[@nunotherock5150]

Yay, a Gravity Falls reference

[@StarGiraffinum]

0:45 XD

[@captain_cron4]

When there is silence in parts of videos, Ex. 2:43 I know something good is about to happen.

[@nataleepayne5388]

Who else is in 2019 but just likes to watch here vids

[@miablackriver1214]

Somebody should do a video full of perfectly cut markimoo screams!🤪🤪😈😂😂

[@jessicagareth6964]

hey mark! todays my birthday!!! :D

[@ashleyaurora5084]

congrats

[@ftsdude6987]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[@pample2966]

Happy, "Glad you're not dead," day!

[@therandomone8791]

Happy birthday!

[@meggssandwich134]

+Jessicagareth Happy 'getting pushed out of your screaming mother' day

[@DoubleTapJeff]

"Success feels like death" that got me good 😂

[@lazarstojkovic5424]

early as fuck this was posted 40 secs ago xD

[@citrussunshine6830]

It was 3 seconds ago and 1 view to me 0.0

[@maddietheweirdo6259]

+Siipy so you where the first veiw

[@chaser5616]

Early Comer :)

[@lazarstojkovic5424]

hello and welcome to the early corner as said by chaser :D

[@chaser5616]

+Lazar Stojkovic i get it comer and corner really look alike. :D

[@v6769]

Last Live stream I tried to say Hi, but the comments were to fast. 😳😧

[@mantymusic9109]

too*

[@justiquemccall8324]

+XxVenomxX she was correct. its to

[@jordhanbooth7591]

+Justique Mccall actually it's too

[@doggosandsoup4788]

*too

[@mikhailvolpe3934]

+Justique Mccall and you are a dumbass

[@mangothemudkipoverlord7332]

2018?? anyone??

[@silasburns1332]

Lily P 2019 now😂

[@GWYT2003]

2019 anyBody? HeLlO?????

[@marinhrabric6162]

oh god the victory scream when he finally got first was pricesless. so hilarious :DD

[@yousefsobhani9502]

I hate people who reply to their own comments.

[@yousefsobhani9502]

IKR

[@karenenriquez2286]

Yousef Hooman MAPOTIIIIIIII!!! If u know Nigahiga u know what i mean....🔴🔴

[@yousefsobhani9502]

Karen Enriquez I do indeed good sir!

[@TheRobloxianOfTheWorld]

And I hate people who ask for likes. Like if you agree.

[@yousefsobhani9502]

GamingMaster427 LIKED!!

[@SparkleBunStudio]

IM EARLY I NEES TO MAKE A JOKE! Uh…uh…okay :(

[@maybeeamyy]

*need

[@sierranoplis]

The fine bros... Donald trump.. Hillary Clinton... Etc.

[@Strauberrcake1]

I felt the same way

[@Decayingcxrpse]

XD

[@yasminmartinez6110]

my life..........................

[@jacobthekirby]

HOW MANY LIKES CAN WE GET IN THIS COMMENT*

[@bilbobaggins4816]

PROTIP

[@jacobthekirby]

Bilbo Baggins​ protip?

[@FashionableTrashcan]

+Jacob Vasquez It's a Dan and Phil crafts thing

[@mutmessiah352]

+Jacob Vasquez done

[@jacobthekirby]

+Amber Stafford OHHHHH

[@Kids_Scissors]

3:24 AH! I'M TAKING OFF MAMA My favorite line lmao

[@donnafrazier6682]

2018 eneone

[@bastione9831]

3:43 Ah can only hope that my massive fatness will somehobbluffhlobbbloub... Best bit of all Happy Wheels Highlights.

[@Oliver_19]

I don't know why but everytime I watch Markiplier play Happy Wheels it makes me laugh hysterically

[@Room_Temp_Hotdog_Water]

His laugh makes me smile,good job Markiplier you made my day again

[@Animoji18]

0:59 the funniest line mark could ever come up with