Happy Wheels Highlights #92

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[@ilanaalsina4713]

Markiplier: one particularly smart man. Says things like “YES! Now I shall shwing shwong! Oh no! My ding dong.....”

[@sqwirty2832]

Swing shong my my body

[@beanie640]

Don’t forget the “NEH” in the beginning :P

[@Magix670]

When he said my ding dong 😂😂😂😂😂

[@timothytheinkwolf505]

2:17 Markimoo singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" while he's crying is pure gold

[@LunarBrony]

Marks been really giggly lately... I like it

[@unknowncoatl]

you don't like it. you love it

[@mscottcarpenter]

The giggles are his secret weapon.... Not even jack can resist them (lmao sorry I had to)

[@unknowncoatl]

Keslyn Carpenter haha true xD

[@fredbear666shyam9]

+Keslyn Carpenter lol

[@melodydeprey1840]

I'VE been really giggly lately, I think I almost passed out watching lol.

[@GanonKahn]

“OOH- YES! YES IVE BROKEN IN AND NOW I SHALL SWING SWONG- *harpoon* OOOH MY DING DOOONG!” -Markiplier Happy Wheels Highlights #92

[@puncakereacts]

Best...... quote....ever

[@averyavery8616]

Mark: "Where am I bleeding from?" (Gets hit in the face with watermelon.) Me: "There."

[@birdsnestisstupid]

Nice job on 100 likes! 🎉

[@MSDKZfangirl2490]

There might’ve been a bleeding piece stuck in the character.

[@6indigo870]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MuzikBike]

5:43

[@KingDerpy13]

Mark: Yes yes I've broken in! *instantly fails* 2019: *Heist with Markiplier*

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

DerpyGamer0013 NICE PUN

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

*l o l*

[@rupturezx5691]

Lili Hao what?

[@theregalproletariat]

New Payday 2 DLC looking good

[@h1nat4z]

5:43 Mark: WHERE AM I BLEEDING FROM XDDDD Me: You are the first ever man to have a period, congrats

[@Killer_Kool7]

5:43

[@treebranche1976]

"Yes! I have broken in, now I shall swing swong! Oh no, my ding dong!" -Dr. Seuss

[@Micfal]

Trying so hard to avoid saying "speed is the key".

[@cab0717]

Same.

[@Micfal]

I mean that Mark was trying.

[@vintage7554]

I'm not, I keep on saying "Haboski"

[@CrankyNovelist7335]

He needed to. It might have actually helped him in some levels

[@KareemMohamed-ff5tt]

yup 😂

[@ellenskipper7888]

I think shwing-shwong should be added as a true word to our webster's dictionary...

[@theheavy6430]

It is

[@Pantherkreal]

Followed by ow my ding dong

[@left-handedartist1181]

What would it mean

[@Kids_Scissors]

Shwing shwong Adjective The act of swinging with an acceptive amount of momentum.

[@Magix670]

Bing bong ding dong here comes mai ding dong

[@sailorvenus3746]

Mark, you never fail to entertain me.

[@aurorialgaming1935]

the subtitles at 4:26 made my day XD Mark thank you once again for making even my darkest days brighter!

[@emilymphan]

Who else loves how cute Mark looks in the thumbnail?

[@adude7944]

"unfortunately" i'm not gay so i can't

[@vsernqme]

+bigfluffy unicorn You don't have to be gay to think a guy is cute.

[@oliviachildress8092]

He looks Adorable!!

[@deluxesocks345]

You're probably a troll but being gay isn't unfortunate

[@sillybassgirl]

Well my sister made it and when she saw this as the thumbnail she cried tears of joy it was amazing

[@jhalalbertberioso796]

2:17 the_lion_sleeps_tonight.mp3 has stopped working Edit: 4:33 *haboosky is running properly*

[@Username-vn1wx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SkySpiderGirl]

Hello, Markiplier, my name is Sky. A recent video by Sean made me feel like I wanted to post this comment. I'll be the first to admit that I don't watch all of your videos, but the ones I do watch always make us laugh. Whenever I just wonna turn off my brain from the decays and grinds I watch your videos to lighten the day. You are one of my top KZbinrs and the Happy Wheels series is my favourite! Whenever I see a new one I watch it immediately, and then when my boyfriend comes home from work I watch it again with him. We have watched your whole series twice through because we loved it that much. I don't normally comment on videos, but as I said before, Sean's video made me feel like I should let you know that I once thought you were the type to scream at the camera. That may not have changed much, but you certainly don't put on fear for views, at least not anymore. That's it, I just wanted to say a big thank you for making my day on days that would normally suck to the very end. Love your content

[@sir___sunny4103]

That's such a sweet thing to say! I hope he sees this.

[@theitaliangoomba5542]

this reminds me of chase...i miss him so much..

[@emdoesgaming5884]

+Dayton Fiorelli Who dat

[@savannahmoore3369]

+Dayton Fiorelli xchasemoney?

[@emdoesgaming5884]

+Little Puppy IDK who that is. Srry

[@freakingoutwolf7487]

Pick one of 3 options 1. Take a shot for each time the character is split in any way in 2 2. Take a shot when the character has no head from anything including decay and exploded 3. Take a shot when any other form of death happens

[@deedepres2850]

At first I read it as do all three and my first thought was "Do you wanna give someone alcohol poisoning?"

[@deedepres2850]

@Jesse Rodriguez You have a point.

[@deedepres2850]

@Jesse Rodriguez Yep.

[@MuzikBike]

Characters can decay?

[@KylePlays]

that markimoo in the thumbnail is adorable!

[@mrvaan4603]

ikr lol

[@kawaiimeow824]

Ikr

[@youdontneedtoknowme8603]

Get out of here.

[@cookiepackmrgoblin]

+Rylan Herrera knows

[@krapschee3865]

Adorable

[@olivercooper2119]

Jack: *"SPEED IS KEEEEY!!!"* Mark: "Speed's gonna work eventually, speed's gonna work eventually."

[@adventure9119]

2:16 it almost sounds like the Gravity Falls intro.

[@danishqureshi8583]

hey what a coincidence just before that the happy wheels guy was falling due to gravity. Gravity Falls.

[@notmccnofstars]

OH. MY. GOD.

[@Laura-yu7xi]

+Danish Qureshi *X - FILES MUSIC INTENSIFIES.*

[@snapdragon3790]

+Danish Qureshi You...I like you

[@ccrocksit]

You're my friend now.

[@marnib9595]

Mark's million dollar invention "pelvic on a string"

[@Kennyk2k2k2]

0:50 -2:49 "Have I ever told you the definition of INSANITY?"" 😂😂

[@Kennyk2k2k2]

Vaas fans will get that quote.

[@thebonster6756]

it's called markiplier

[@danishqureshi8583]

Far cry :D wait not Far cry? but-

[@RaySpartan315]

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and over and over again“

[@omerozel4716]

+Ray Spartan Albert Einstein

[@daxjenny4094]

He blinked at 2:02 I think he's being held hostage

[@the_feisty_yeti_4101]

Hahaha, I get it

[@Tuckw3ll]

Lol

[@ashamed_eros.4153]

😂😂😂😂

[@SweetNightmares_]

😂😂😂

[@esmeraldaschoolgirlkiyomim1800]

Hostagiplier.

[@mysticalscrub]

(I know people have posted this before but I have to) YES I HAVE BROKEN IN NOW I SHALL SWING SWONG! OH MY DING DONG! 10/10

[@aryammo3476]

I know! 🤣

[@Dr.Create]

As much as i like this comment I'm not gonna press like because it is currently on 69 likes

[@notram.ethan23]

uHh cOpIeD

[@FatherNjord6060]

this is just funny as heck how he exclaims "hahaaaa" as he falls. 0:40

[@zappodappozz9937]

mARK WAS SINGING MR.BRIGHTSIDE M A R K W A S S I N G I N G M R B R I G H T S I D E

[@imashamedofmyself3776]

+Dalayna Penrod 2:42

[@ka72ty]

Ikr!? 😂

[@zaidaraine]

holy fuck throwback

[@kaitlyncage6807]

IKR I WAS CRYING

[@ivanarmas6885]

so what:-|

[@IzzyGoneCrazy]

I wonder what Mark will do for Highlights #100?!

[@fanboy7504]

IDK but it will be awesome

[@decstar]

probally his favourite levels compilation

[@jester2688]

....a funny comp...maybe..like always

[@captainpjarker]

soooooo this isnt a "funny" comp? wow

[@torchscrazyfursuits9548]

Me too! : )

[@mqveri1381]

Oh you think you got me? Just because you pierced me by my grundle?

[@mqveri1381]

And oh ****! OH ****!!! You ****ing killed me! **** me!

[@robertrodgers2522]

Well, eventually I’ll get out of here. Or I’ll break my pelvis in half.

[@dicacitymelanin5155]

Markiplier was saying that line as I read your comment

[@jakebello7988]

Robert Rodgers I'm a pinata now!

[@braideddreamer2]

Kim Taehyung same

[@kaywar0698]

0:03 - 0:07 best nursery rhyme 10/10

[@legobrik]

Now I shall shwing shwong Oh no my ding dong

[@SailorMorgy28]

I clicked so fast because of that thumbnail

[@jamon8139]

I took a few days because of the thumbnail

[@Ngb-so2hj]

ikr

[@spencersolomon709]

It's so cute ^-^

[@parkerm5051]

2:50 ... Did he say "eagle eyes?" 😂

[@ka72ty]

I caught that too 😂

[@nars_bars8774]

He was saying song lyrics...

[@parkerm5051]

The Ethereal Paladin yeah, but if he actually said that, then he was saying the wrong lyrics to the song

[@nars_bars8774]

+Sarah M-S He said eager, didnt he...?

[@parkerm5051]

The Ethereal Paladin it really didn't sound like he said that

[@koreantrash9982]

2:48 HELLO?!?!?!?!?! HE'S SINGING MR. BRIGHTSIDE BY THE KILLERS GUYS!!!!!! DON'T TELL ME I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT FLIPPED OUT!!!!!

[@dejavu8142]

nope me too XD

[@tatig9629]

Literally looked for this comment as soon as he said it 😂

[@NoriMori1992]

I noticed too. Loved it. XD

[@NoriMori1992]

I think you mean 2:42.

[@TwoBrosLetsPlaySeries]

you are not alone😀

[@brilliantarrow4125]

2:40 "Destiny is calling me, open up my eagle eyes" Cause I'm mr. Birdisde!

[@giraffedaddytmkillme2627]

*2:45** the killers? Is that you?*

[@karrissayt]

Ha I thought I was the only one😂

[@theeugeo7555]

@@karrissayt same

[@Halokolhring]

0:59 this could never be more perfect

[@YourPalTina]

4:32 and 5:43 are Markimoo's greatest achievements.

[@naina7511]

*DESTINY IS CALLING ME, OPEN UP MY EAGLE EYES **-hueh-** YEAH!* Is no one going talk about this? just me okay then

[@梁启哲]

Mr Brightside

[@wofreddit7084]

When?

[@CorrinsNohrianScum]

@@wofreddit7084 2:43

[@deedepres2850]

Mr. Brightside by The Killers is the name of the song. It's a great song.

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

jiMin lOst hIs jaMs just when I saw this mark said it IMPOSSIBLE

[@pikminmovie]

Who wants this: Mark and Jack finish happy wheels at episode 100, and they do a colab series.

[@sur-surprised6072]

YES!

[@CrankyNovelist7335]

That would be so cool!!

[@maddi3_bunni3]

Sounds cool.

[@1Vix1]

That would be awesome

[@eveline-la6451]

SPAM HIM ON TUMBLR

[@ScrewItIQuit]

"I'll get over you just like I got over my wife cheating on me with the mailman" *body gets torn apart* "Yea that's pretty much how it went"

[@uytyfjjkhjkuhh2015]

"Now I shall swing shwong *impaled* Ohhhhhh my ding dong"

[@xerilaun]

2:12 "I'm still alive, I've got my pelvis on a string!" xD

[@lukiapotato8526]

7:11 Aww man, now I feel even flattered. XD Go Mark! You're a brazilian, you'll never give up!

[@JoyceKD]

I'm just gonna keep the subtitles on every time I watch Mark now😂

[@denajajaeger6007]

same😂

[@natalihntolentino]

Same! Watch the Ashi Wash with subs, it's hilarious! 😂😂

[@foxthorn5595]

pizza!? XDXD

[@jakslayer1437]

auto genoraated or not

[@cloudiedash5181]

2:07 (bc speed is key :D)

[@hyde5355]

"speeds gonna work eventually"? you could almost say... SPEED IS KEY!!!!!!!!

[@ifancycurly]

Lmao, check the caption at 2:09

[@republicofengineers1983]

5:43 “where am I bleeding from?!” (Explodes) Well that question answered itself

[@berry1270]

OMG HOW FUNNY I AM CRYING AND LAUGHING OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SquareLens]

Same! lol 😂

[@alissaillusionz9425]

Same

[@Foxxtrot64]

same 😂

[@middlefingerguy1012]

Sarcasm?

[@v2actingsus]

0:21 (-grundle?!) “Well, eventually get off of here, or I will break my pelvis in half.” (Not even a second later) “OOOH! I’m a piñata now!”

[@KatAmber]

i once heard a wise man say "SPEED IS KEY"

[@KatAmber]

SCREW YOU BILLY 😋😋

[@alpertek2549]

Did this wise man also say "I LOVE BALLS"?

[@KatAmber]

+Skrullix Skiller lol

[@KatAmber]

+Alper Tek i believe so 😋

[@blitz-o-byte]

i was just thinking about that and searched the comments for this xD

[@dragonrider4253]

0:40 is amusing. The character's arms go up as if he said "What!?"

[@Yami-pu6it]

" OOHHH! I HAVE BROKEN IN! NOW I WILL SWING-SWONG! * queue harpoon * OH NO! MY DING-DONG!!!!! " - Markiplier 2016

[@thebigtoad]

7:19 That little "uh-oh" before he gets decapitated is still hilarious to this day

[@mayap_66]

**sees the thumbnail** **flips a table** **goes to tell artist on DA that their drawing is on Mark's thumbnail**

[@catherinestone7470]

Awwww you were one of the people that did that?? Thank you so much!!

[@NakiaRodgers]

+Catherine “kittykat” Stone I saw it on tumblr! The ass ass glasses gif that came after it was awesome! 👌👌👌

[@catherinestone7470]

+Nakia Rodgers AAA thank you~ I just had to do it :D

[@NakiaRodgers]

Catherine Stone No problem there! ^3^/

[@PanBoi64]

its so cute

[@v2actingsus]

0:05 “And now I shall swing swong!” (not even 2 seconds later) “OOHHOHOHOH MY DING DONG!”

[@lordofsiberia4972]

7:12 "jokes on you I'm resilient and...brazilian" 7:35 7:51

[@CardScientist]

Why do captions make these so much funnier xD

[@mewsmith1457]

The auto generated or just the ones that are there? I prefer that latter, for some reason it's funnier

[@CardScientist]

+Mew Smith the ones that Mark puts in (i.e. the videos marked CC)

[@m3rkpunch3rplays24]

If you go to the end of the video, it says " pizza!?"

[@siennal226]

Pause at 6:16 with captions.

[@DML897]

I had no idea that someone actually did captions. Who does them for Mark?

[@hollowstarfire]

My sister's friend gave him a flower crown that looks like the one in the thumbnail! I wish I could've met mark ; ~ ;

[@hollowstarfire]

Idk why I'm so excited, maybe it's because it feels like I met him, when I didn't

[@deathsony917]

u do like him?

[@eatmykoolaid.]

I really want to meet him to 😣

[@cleibarnhart]

turns out my swim teacher met him and got a pic of him in a flower crown and wow was I jealous TT~TT

[@Mendekusaii]

I know the artist who drew the thumbnail! I'm proud they got their art "showcased"

[@Scavenger82]

I love watching Mark's facial expressions when there's a particularly gruesome explosion. Also, that laugh-crying at 2:17.

[@KanekiKen-lg8rv]

Who kept replaying the start when he said "Hueh"

[@Roma-kp4qg]

Kaneki Ken Yes 😂😂😂

[@jakesummers7680]

Kaneki Ken yep

[@-dasoder]

i did

[@maryhusby8558]

Kaneki Ken po

[@scombs6543]

Kaneki Ken who didn't , but they should totally make a remix of that

[@lowcaloriewater1954]

2:10 MARRK, haven't you learned yet? SPEEED IS KEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY

[@jinig4833]

"Fuck just got started!"- Mark 2016

[@swedistandoge8437]

Every guy's first time ever.

[@nelsonc433]

+William Mikkola SPLOOGE

[@yourworstnightmare4018]

Read this at the same time he said it.

[@ThePFRG]

+William Mikkola lmao yep

[@kayseet7058]

+MarkipIier no....just no

[@ethangamerytc7575]

That timing though 3:18 to 3:20 Swoshy no.....humpty...humpty flumpty *HARPOONED HARPOONED* oh no 🤣🤣🤣

[@MysticMilotic]

To anyone who's reading this, you are awesome!

[@EvaSophie28]

Thanks! :D

[@vsernqme]

I know

[@turtleloverr6363]

thank you!!!!!!!!!

[@natureguardian2998]

Stop begging for likes smh

[@shaynanigans12]

thx

[@kentrbll]

everyone is making Sean references and I'm here going 'use you're glootes!' 'look at the agility!'

[@jennasplechter4752]

|-/

[@emoemu3265]

OML YESSSSSS

[@xxnecro_manticxx2171]

wassup frens |-/

[@xerilaun]

|-/

[@serenity-oi7qj]

|-/

[@nashidragneel1855]

2:07 in the captions it says "(bc speed is key)" 😍

[@thehumanannihilator1547]

6:29 through 8:18 killed me I had to pause the video in order to breathe.

[@pv3gamer534]

3:09 "Let me not waste this opportunit-" lol

[@alanichin]

the thumbnail is so cute and kawaii !! 🙈😍

[@catherinestone7470]

Thank you~ :D

[@superyes1015]

I honestly hate the thumbnail

[@cyurryus]

cute and kawaii mean the same thing

[@megan5375]

I know I love it, SO adorable

[@kbingo5135]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@midnightmarauder9319]

oh dont forget the "humpty PLUMPTY!" 3:17

[@iikyrohyt]

Truman Scafe lol it timed perfectly

[@josephthei3784]

0:07 = When you realized when got an F on your test

[@kayleigh4769]

When Mark was doing the mine level I was like: "SPEED IS KEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY"

[@nebbysgalaxy]

0:32 When mark speaks in Simlish

[@lukie4444]

You inspire many other youtubers like myself to make make people laugh with videos! Keep it up Mark!

[@lukie4444]

:)

[@anonomous9674]

Awwwww on the thumbnail I love all the adorable fan art☺️❤️

[@themadant1941]

I've broken in and now I shall swing swong! OH MY DING DONG!!! Markiplier 2016

[@chxrish2101]

1:04 mark says the level is challanging and then eats a mine

[@jjustGreg]

Mark why are you so awesome?

[@sans-cb2hh]

Hey dude!

[@BiggySniff]

Because he has a pet named Steve.

[@jackftw0490]

sorry i havnt been super active lately i will binge watch you later (=

[@greedslayer2030]

I feel like I missed something big... what's with the whole a pet named steve thing, does he actually have one is it it some kind of joke

[@greedslayer2030]

I don't recall hearing anything about it, I might just be stupid to be honest

[@graykat4493]

I’m watching these videos for probably the millionth time trying not to laugh and failing miserably. Please help it’s like 10:30 at night and my family is sleeping. I know I could watch something else but I don’t want to. Lmao

[@ariel_flames_1744]

Mark you should go..... ALL THE WAY

[@sheadailey4851]

Ayyyyyy

[@kazzle1792]

YAAAAS!

[@colettebassler9680]

+SarahMariePardy Keep on flyin!

[@lukezeches2642]

+Colette Bassler Keep on trying!

[@ellamore6426]

KEEP ON A- DANCING

[@CommandLineVulpine]

THese always make me laugh my ass off

[@anthony246ful]

well you're also a furry so...

[@Zombiebrains24]

ikr

[@BunnyboyCarrot]

Fuck off.

[@damienatkinson5856]

You say that anther time

[@fodem9694]

+Bunnyboy Carrot No need m8

[@chloesmith3147]

Mark: Destiny is calling me! Open up my eagle eyes! Me: *Mr. Brightside intensifies*

[@elandanieldeleon]

I know this is overused by the Internet, but Mark LITERALLY made me cry of laughter. Jeez, I didn't even think it was possible

[@friedwater6519]

“Speeds going to work eventually, speed is going to work eventually!!!” drugsdrugsdrugsdrugs

[@lukasmontgomery9068]

1:29 -2:14 Listen to the audio, imagine it's Mark losing his virginity

[@kailynmontgomery4310]

Omg, XD

[@razorshaptic]

OMG LMAO!!!

[@louisdellalucca4166]

OMG it does. Makes it funnier when he says he's scared and cries.

[@sorrowedbeauty]

omfg lol 😂😂

[@jhism777]

XDDDD

[@HarborJourney]

3:30 “COVID-19 predicted 3 years prior?”

[@tristinfaw6631]

this needs more likes.

[@katk1536]

"I shall swing swon! Oh! My Ding dong!" Who eles died when he said that!😂 This vids make so SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYY😆

[@redguirus]

"I'm like a crazy ostrich." *Goat Simulator flashbacks*

[@Synnrg]

some one turn this into a don't laugh change

[@wtfSHXCK]

"...or I'll break my pelvis in half..." **Exactly what happens...**

[@TheGreenLightningMRT]

Man I forgot these were a regular commodity or something back in the day. So many laughs to be had back then.

[@DizzyTipsy]

6:19 gettttttt dunked on!

[@all4onen442]

Are you fanboy or something? ;D

[@dulceboi]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID

[@gloriaraven]

that was what I said

[@funnyrainclouds2939]

Cause you're gonna have a bad time

[@xcookiewolfx9959]

I 'sea' what you did there... you quoted Sans xD

[@mokaakashiya9318]

OPEN UP MY EAGER EYYEESSS CAUSE IM MR. BRIGHTSIDE

[@galacticstar4942]

I love that song, I can't believe he was singing it!😁

[@oh9101]

lmao he said eagle

[@danieletcheberrigaray7914]

CHOKING ON YOUR ALLABIES

[@TheKidBrutus]

No one: Mark: CUZ IM MR BRIGHTSIDE

[@thattechdude]

Man, i forgot how funny this guy is!!! its been years since ive watch this channel. im glad im back.

[@lyndseylaughlin9491]

Hi! I hope whoever reads this has a nice day!

[@aamaumcd2345]

Awe thx

[@22490steven]

You too!

[@AnimationzAndGamez]

U 2

[@G0Ddess_]

thank you i hope you have a nice day to!

[@silingo7420]

thanks! you too!!!

[@Furretbestboi]

3:37 your free trial of ears have ended

[@sloank6471]

7:36 I was crying😂😂😂

[@Getpranked69]

You made the real thing 76 (a small KZbinr) really happy for playing his levels

[@floofula1260]

1:12 with captions "god cheese"😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@floofula1260]

"i've got my butt pelvis on a string"

[@user-sl3xb7df5e]

4:27 "*orgasm*YES!" lol

[@shanepaulsen6956]

FanTrash Well. That's amazing, this is pure comedy, especially with the captions!

[@kaimu7917]

It's seriously hard to watch the video with random captions like this though e.e I just wanna enjoy the video pls

[@miaswan7162]

2:46 I started singing Mr. Bright side w/ him lolololololo

[@danamichelle1025]

omg he was singing Mr bright side!! he said open IP my eagle eyes tho.. its fine I still died

[@danamichelle1025]

up*

[@jadiecrutchfield5781]

Brb gonna go fangirl in a hole and possibly die

[@silasmcgee3647]

These highlight videos are hilarious i'm dying at nearly each clip