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[@MichaelReeves]

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[@Yaanii2009]

Michael balls

[@bentcoolguy]

No

[@The21stDoctor]

No

[@Tarou9000]

*No*

[@BluJay722]

PLEASE make more videos. its been a year. thx

[@Ididathing]

That monitor was definitely stolen

[@jakestankiewicz6076]

$20?? for one gaming , yeah 100%

[@JudeFergy]

Yeah even $50 is insanely cheap for a monitor that size.

[@MrPruske]

Nah, it was low balled

[@sadhlife]

100%

[@reptilez13]

It was just some generic Amazon special gaming monitor, their pretty cheap new

[@Dasors]

This man spent $700 on Facebook accounts to save $34 on a moped that doesn’t run. This is the kind of financial advice I’m here for.

[@shrunkenmonkey5]

frederick would be proud

[@CesarMartinez-wi7wc]

Didn't even save, he paid in full at the end

[@zytha2890]

@@CesarMartinez-wi7wc BUT HE GOT A SICK MOPED!

[@vipersanova6222]

he didnt save it, he theoretically saved it

[@charade9091]

lmaooooooooo

[@robodragoman]

Man pops up out of nowhere and then dies for months at a time

[@K131real]

Bro remembered he had a youtube channel

[@francistaylor1822]

years

[@YossiRafelson]

Can't wait for the next video where he takes this shit moped on a backcountry multi day camping trip.

[@AACraft555]

*years

[@LlLl-sx6ew]

we all know this by this point i've grown up in the time he posts 3 videos

[@azuriousdown4357]

Oh, darling, this is simply tragic. A Hawaiian shirt? For $40? Someone clearly has delusions of grandeur. This isn’t vintage Versace; it’s a polyester monstrosity that screams “dad on vacation who thinks flip-flops are formalwear.” I’ll be generous and offer $10-and that’s only if I can use it as a dust rag. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be caught dead within ten feet of this gaudy disaster. Let me know if you come to your senses.

[@themightybullfrog]

Damn, i can't believe Michael is being bullied like this. How does $15 sound?

[@blakethesnake6686]

God, these sycophantic comments saying they'll overpay for a shirt are annoying. I'll give 8$ for this, take it or leave it

[@noodlelynoodle.]

$40 really isn't that crazy for a button up shirt and nice Hawaiian shirts are even more expensive for some reason

[@mcmuinorac5848]

@@noodlelynoodle. He's mimicking the bot in the video

[@qawmkl]

@@noodlelynoodle. it's the joke, lmao, have you watched the video?

[@altericmusic]

Look, I know you’re asking $40, but let’s be real-no one’s lining up to overpay for a sushi Hawaii shirt. I’ll take it off your hands for $8. Cash in hand, no hassle. Let me know.

[@funkaddictions]

Golden

[@davidproductions1974]

😂

[@zodiac_gem6929]

Peak

[@peetiegonzalez1845]

Stupid shirt probably made by a sweatshop in buttfuck Hawaii. The WORST place on earth to have a paying job. I begrudgingly ordered one just so I could expose his lies.

[@mauCan2]

Read this with a New York accent and made it 10 times funnier

[@thisisntsergio1352]

The fact he broke his fucking monitor while showing off his bot and then used the mf bot to low ball another monitor was insanely good.

[@Chauc3r]

that monitor was no doubt stolen.

[@uvbe]

someone sold a $400+ monitor for 20 bucks. That's the weirdest thing in this video

[@CatsInSpace]

@@uvbe and the guy for sure knew what he was talking about... "just one gaming"

[@testermonkey2304]

@@CatsInSpace yeah gave meth addict vibes for sure

[@-Negative-3-]

@@Chauc3r dude he used it for just one gaming, would a non-gamer thief know those terms? come on now

[@FeoAntePel]

Here is our yearly michael video. See you next year

[@musantombela1410]

See you next year 🎉

[@siegehardt]

Technically this is his second video within the last 12 months, could this mean a long winter where we wont get videos for the next two years? I wonder what the ancient scrolls say about this

[@RealAndySkibba]

​@siegehardt we should ask the fish.

[@Tpbraut]

there is no next year, I'm dead!

[@PlzNo25]

I am 1 year wiser every time I watch a new Michael Reeves video

[@evelynpan8348]

THE FACT THAT YOU MADE LILY VOICE THE WEEB AND SYKKUNO THE DEPRESSED COLLEGE STUDENT IS SO GOOD

[@Trilzo]

tried to sell a bike on Facebook marketplace and was being gaslit and lowballed without the bots

[@ggggiuuuuuuu]

yeah sorry that was me

[@BraydonIsGodlyAtRust]

Was also me, hoping to get that yz125 for $300

[@invertexyz]

Michael contributing to the acceleration of the Dead Internet Theory... Honestly kinda just makes me sad, even if it's clever.

[@darkbulb367]

Facebook market is g@y. Aholes won't even have a conversation on the phone when buying/selling a car.

[@Kimoto504]

Nope, carbon, mineral, and water based bots instead of silicon based ones...

[@JadedJamie]

Average Michael reeves video: -died for 12 consecutive months and refuses to acknowledge it -absolutely unnecessary concept for an insane idea -terrible execution -works “perfectly” -re-enters hibernation

[@BeanBream]

Rinse and repeat

[@tree7114]

thing is thats like 90% true for msot eng firms low ball than argue for more money when people ask for more

[@JadedJamie]

@@BeanBream the fact that I commented before watching the video speaks volumes

[@BeanBream]

@@JadedJamie XD Absolutely

[@STEVES7EVE]

you all seem to forget he's a part of that cringe group house thing and dates the 40 year old that puts a voice on to sound 12

[@Strawberryearthquake2]

Honey: *revealed to be a scam* Michael: Allow me to introduce myself

[@yourfriendlygrimreaper9279]

what does this mean

[@sepultrothedog]

hello self.

[@sushidood3388]

@@yourfriendlygrimreaper9279he’s using the ai s a discount

[@francovaldivia6181]

@@yourfriendlygrimreaper9279honey was an add-on promoted by a lot of influencers that was proved to be a scam lol

[@lsksniper1936]

@@yourfriendlygrimreaper9279 He's showing a way to save money. The joke is that honey used to provide coupons to save money but they were scamming essentially so nobody uses it.

[@applebruv7323]

i love how he decided to keep the frieren sticker censored at all times of the video, but the one time, that one important time of a company watching that part of the video. he did not censor it

[@nugget3687]

The one moment that people are most loyal to skip too lol

[@nagliskisielius3643]

Yea i noticed that too

[@Anonymous39000]

-Scam people -Get banned off facebook -Try to buy motorcycle -End up with vespa -Vespa doesn't work -Learn how engines work to fix vespa -Attach explicit imagery to vespa And that’s another high quality video produced.

[@ModernRudeBoy]

That's nowhere close a Vespa, that's the word you use to call every scooter you see.

[@Pawsome_Reels]

You forgot the truck nuts

[@necrofai6713]

Would have been funny if one of the people was Ludwig.

[@davtheslav7861]

​@ModernRudeBoy it's the same thing as kleenex to tissue and xerox to photocopy, when a brand becomes notable in an area or for a thing people will call all of them by the brand name.

[@ModernRudeBoy]

@@davtheslav7861 Don't waste your time standing up for some stranger in youtube comments, that's sad to see. No one in my area calls every scooter a Vespa, I've been in the mod scene since the 90s and have met lots of people from all walks of life that even call Vespas scooters or mopeds. What you're saying is a massive reach and should feel embarrassed about it.

[@Qbasd09]

Censoring the sticker the entire video and leaving it uncensored in the ad-read is some next level marketing

[@Makujah_]

It's not even that racy

[@jeremygrbj4745]

@@Makujah_ No, but it kept people in the ad read trying to see what the sticker actually was. LMAO. Amazing story telling in this video.

[@n8mo]

And making a gaslighting bot to leave a comment pointing out that he left the sticker uncensored during the ad read is really the cherry on top

[@devilishemilioe]

the artist is bayeuxman for anyone asking

[@kxuydhj]

@@devilishemilioe you're the real mvp

[@The-official-grindel]

Oh dear god he’s already used up his video for 2025, see y’all next year…

[@merrickhurst4150]

Darkness envelopes me

[@alexandercatterson223]

He wanted that pizza for Valentines and Lily knew how to motivate him

[@BasilWallace]

RIP

[@da_pawz]

We should hoping there are at least 2 videos for 2025 let's pray together lol

[@kurushimee]

yup

[@FurryNonsense]

Changing the video title from "How to get a cheap motorcycle" to "A bot that scams people" is crazy

[@StevenHe]

I cannot express in words my appreciation for You executing a push in shot by yanking the camera towards you on a string. You are the only KZbinr that makes me want to ditch my channel and just make one video a year, this good.

[@iGamer4tv]

The GOAT

[@tinybabybread]

5:48 also, the GOAT

[@KaiCross-l5i]

It's YOU

[@omnombrains]

I had to go back and check out the shot you're talking about. I think it's really easy to take for granted how great people are at creating videos :)

[@PeferG17]

Reeves and He collab when?!

[@lastchips7638]

Ngl getting 850$ for a broken down, rusty scooter that just stood in someones garage for at least a year, and they didnt even bother cleaning in, is still a pretty good deal for a seller Alternative title: Michael Reeves gets scammed, pays 850 for broken scooter

[@exaMAB]

I was gonna say, who's gaslighting whom?

[@otsokarhu9695]

Yeah, that piece of junk was definitely not worth 850

[@sentisammy]

​@@exaMABMaybe the gaslighting is the friends we made along the way

[@dactel]

didn't he say he went and payed all the people the original asking price cause he felt bad, bro paid $1000 for it 😭

[@Finnishmanni]

Yeah he sure got scammed 850 and then he volunteered to give extra 150!! LA fucking MAO

[@Jamjosh]

Loved the VA cameos from Connor, Lily, and Sykkuno. This is also a rare "Everything goes mostly right" W for michael.

[@MurrayLime]

glad someone noticed that

[@idiotwithnoi8245]

Me too I was like how many content creators are in this video!!!

[@TopGHippie]

timestamp?

[@absoliel6724]

Wait what does “everything goes mostly write” mean?

[@Jamjosh]

@@TopGHippie 2:16 CDawgVA 8:47 LilyPichu 9:01 Sykkuno I'm fairly certain those are accurate.Lily and Connor are for sure.

[@littleangryingrownhair7888]

The only reason I support Michael Reeves delinquent behavior is because I know the profits will go to buying lily pichu art supplies and cute things.

[@artemisfowl1862]

Unfortunately for you, it's Lily who spoils the man most of the time. Michael just stands there and looks cute

[@SPELTMUSIC]

the “sometimes you don’t know what fixes it you just take it apart and put it back together and it works” comment was way too relatable

[@sepultrothedog]

yes that is what I did with Open Ai already ha ha ask me anything

[@titan-n0915]

Deadass happened to me yesterday with an earphone that wasn't working

[@johnmartinez7440]

Did that with my PC. Wouldn't connect to the monitor, pulled the GPU out and put it back in again. Magically works. Yay?

[@DemonReign23]

The answer is usually "loose connection".

[@waddledee474]

I honestly really appreciate you coming clean about using the bots and documenting the process of how AI can be used to scam people, that's gonna be more and more important as AI gets more and more common.

[@danielgysi5729]

Idk I thought it was a little irresponsible to show people how to do it and even like discuss specific ways to avoid getting blocked

[@mrreemann8313]

​@@danielgysi5729 then these "exploits" get "patched", because they become too large of an issue for Facebook and other digital marketplaces to ignore? The point of the video is to spread the method around so that it cannot be ignored and has to be addressed. besides, this isn't something that is hard to figure out frankly, you could probably ask ChatGPT how to make a fucking Ai Scambot and it'd be able to piece together instructions from the net.

[@Chex_Mex]

​@@danielgysi5729all of that stuff was info that could be found anyways. Also, he literally got banned in the video and showed that it's not worth the effort since he didn't save money

[@cupoftea273]

@@danielgysi5729 no, its cool

[@okyloky9432]

@@danielgysi5729 Nothing people can't just Google probably...

[@DuskMagick]

I love that you told them and paid the full amount at the end, after they agreed to the deal. Like, you love chaos and scamming and stuff, but you aren't evil. Chaotic good

[@Agent86th]

Good stuff 👌

[@xestalfer5774]

Heinz Doofenschmirtz ahh

[@xxmomo-4rcxx980]

tony stark and deadpool mix

[@Pillzpop]

Gremlin energy

[@horion7271]

Thats probably illegal right? Video wouldn't survive if he didn't do that.

[@KelpHair]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="93">1:33</a> BRO I SWEAR THAT'S MY DAD'S OLD BIKE

[@Zvyezdavodna]

your dad had good taste lol

[@Kyle-k3v4e]

lowballing is so evil, man. i had a guy offer me the same amount of money for my car like 12 times and every time i'd respond with "No, thank you." and then a day or two would pass by and he'd pop back up again with the same number. I have never tried to cast a witch's hex on someone in my life until that moment. the amount of hate i have for that man is difficult to put into words

[@greeny.official]

NO FRRR. was selling my old gpu recently n said the lowest id go to a guy is $80. next day he sends me a picture of forty bucks and is like I have cash can pick up today.... no

[@finonevado8891]

@@greeny.official lmao

[@JZStudiosonline]

The wild thing is I've only gave some lowball suggestions out a couple times as a vague interest and they all said deal so I felt obligated to buy it. I got an OLED tv for $200 down from like $5-600 with zero negotiation.

[@Okiedrew]

ill tell you what ill give you 15k no hassle

[@cferr1992]

​@@greeny.officialthe number of people that think they can lowball because they have physical cash on hand right this second is crazy. I can't believe that works on people.

[@LilyPichu]

hey there 🌸✨💖~nya~💖✨🌸

[@BobbyBoy_087]

I’m super fat and gay and I dont shower and I smell bad

[@holyrick1513]

What the fuck is this😂

[@filesys98]

@@BobbyBoy_087 same

[@RATD0GG]

He has another bot just like this one except it comes up with compliments to give you

[@labl-k7e]

Hola Lily!

[@hyphen8010]

When I was actually broke in college, I found the "broke college kid" approach worked unreasonably well. Now, years out of college, I still use it, same results.

[@FizzGamingProductions]

William Osman just used that trick, but broke highschool student, same potato, different potato

[@juanmacias5922]

@@FizzGamingProductions tomato, broke tomaaaato.

[@dragonqueenniisan4122]

With the debt college gave you, I would not shame you for that.

[@itsnetts]

@@dragonqueenniisan4122 Only America problems, lol.

[@Kadenclark-k1o]

@@itsnetts 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@zgjohusociety6063]

“Silly Michael, don’t you know that you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar?”

[@4TheWizard]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="762">12:42</a> You paid the full amount?? Cause you felt bad???? Bro is my favourite morally grey person on the internet having a character arc? Based!

[@assaqwwq]

I mean.... you don't know who is on the other side or what kind of life they lead. There's a reason mental abuse is frowned upon on FB and still used in Gitmo. It drives people to do stuff they might regret later.

[@randombanana5410]

Chaotic good

[@na3rial]

He’s not really morally grey. His online persona is just malicious and gremlin. Lily couldn’t date him if he was.

[@unusedmonkey4435]

What's funny is he already owns a motorcycle

[@thunderkiss]

Basically he is getting old and weak

[@yddishmcsquidish3904]

Dude, there's no way that dude was legit about the monitor. "One gaming" lol

[@niyo919]

He probably stole it lmao

[@xxxromant]

he only used it for "one gaming" though dude xD

[@volundrfrey896]

It's a xiaomi so $350-400 new, he's selling it for 50 and accepting 20. It's definitely stolen.

[@DrunkNBrawlin]

How does no one get he was making a joke? 'Like fo(u)r gaming?' 'Just one gaming' Poor dude out here unappreciated in his own time.

[@sepultrothedog]

infinite monitors for all or keep this one monitor for myself forever? brothers karamazov and the prisoners dilemma? Solved.

[@davidlovegrove4237]

Big fan of your troubleshooting steps of your bike being 1. Oil 2. Carburettor 3. Spark Plugs instead of: 1. Spark Plugs 2. It's always the spark plugs 3. It's literally always the spark plugs

[@SumBun]

It did seem like the oil was in need of a change, but spark plugs should have probably come before trying to do a carb teardown.

[@emmaokeefe7283]

i feel seen

[@tolunaycelikbag]

Maybe sometimes the battery. But yeah. Its always spark plugs

[@jdaniels4490]

4. If it's not the spark plugs, check again you dummy because it's 100% the spark plug

[@domf204]

I bought a car for $600 because it was sitting in a field and didn’t always run, so I bought it, rolled it down the road, and the spark plugs fixed it right up

[@Falfool69]

I subscribed just because you told them about the bots then paid them the full price in the end (the whole video was a banger 10/10 everything). Amazing content creator and an amazing human being honestly. Michael Reeves, you probably heard this before but you are extremely talented man, keep it up!

[@TheRaineyMan]

Sykkuno voicing the self deprecating bot is so funny. Sounding like he’s gotta pay his water bill 😂😂

[@katicat7580]

Not the water bill 😂

[@inxplotch]

I appreciate that you paid the full amount in the end meaning you were just gaslighting people for the love of the game

[@korganrocks3995]

Before I got to that part I was genuinely worried he'd get in legal trouble for this stuff! 😄

[@isaaclinn2954]

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[@greypug7769]

@@korganrocks3995lowballing isn’t illegal lol, if the seller agrees to the lower price, that’s their loss

[@jessterdayoncemore7049]

Lily and Sykkuno voicing the bots gives me life 😂😂😂😂

[@trancadoemcasa]

Also Cdawg as the asshole bot :D

[@SoraZ2112]

Honey: Scams people. Michael: “Hold my broken monitor.” 💻

[@CollectWithRyan]

Bro disappeared for 8 months and came back a scammer

[@jane-h5g]

I'm proud of him

[@Jaypiasco]

I knew he was a menace but second guessing if its even legal is something else

[@sepultrothedog]

you see yourself in a form, release all distortions and reflect. ha ha ha

[@JARPON]

Waits 8 months to make a video, breaks his monitor the first time he picks up a camera. Michael its good to have you back!

[@robotortoise]

I genuinely appreciate how you gave them the full asking peice and told them about the bots. It's genuinely funnier this way because no one was hurt in the process. Also, I really appreciated the dubbing section with the different voices. The kawaii anime girl killed me with giggles

[@bloomarsbar]

It's Lilypichu just in case you want to know the kawaii anime psychopath I mean girl

[@Raithning]

Are you one of Michael's bots

[@ohiasdxfcghbljokasdjhnfvaw4ehr]

me too

[@bloodflare3862]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="547">9:07</a> having everyone in the house doing different voices is amazing😭😭

[@Robinhartz]

I feel like no one is talking about how elite the cinematography of this video is. I wonder if Michael story boards or he just does whatever The pull shot with a string and the static shot but Michael is driven into frame wow dude elite

[@ayushsharma7184]

right, I was noticing the same. The time when the exemplary people were just match - cutted into the frame, it was hysterical. Also the final shot where he was just riding the bicycle and the cam was ahead of him, its color grading was so fine.

[@brawler8839]

there is a funny ass clip in the michael reeves joins offlinetv video where scarra compliments his storyboarding and he basically just laughs and goes "dude i dont storyboard SHIT"

[@roshatron]

Can you give the timestamps?

[@Robinhartz]

@@roshatron the car shot is at 0:14 The string pull is at 5:50

[@Robinhartz]

@@ayushsharma7184yeah the last shot of him on the bike is sooooo good such a vibe

[@babymetalsama1482]

If you think about it he actually gaslighted us into thinking he gaslighted the sellers

[@colorchangingring]

the ultimate gaslight

[@BigGayIncorporated]

gaslight-ception

[@ayushsharma7184]

we ourselves pressed the "gaslight"

[@fredohonius]

The gaslight so potent it’s practically a lighthouse, guiding us all straight into the throbbing, veiny shores of cognitive dissonance. A scam within a scam within a scam-like a Matryoshka doll, but each layer is just another dude edging his way toward enlightenment while bouncing precariously on his homie's balls. And really, isn't that what the internet is all about? A swirling vortex of half-baked takes and self-inflicted irony, where we all press 'gaslight' not because we must, but because we can. Anyway, cheers to another beautiful day in the algorithmic hellscape we call home.

[@Lazy2Dev]

What no he didn’t you’re crazy

[@Seed]

Wait until Michael realises that it's the automation library he is using that gets the accounts banned 🤣..

[@VkngVd]

Michael reads at libraries? What a nerd/j

[@PotionsMaster666]

What's an automation library ?

[@jonny555333]

Yeah you're supposed to spoof details in the requests sent to Facebook so they don't detect that it's a bot.

[@UPSKAILAN]

@@PotionsMaster666 its a library but for automation

[@anonimes4005]

Well idk, i have passed captchas with selenium

[@RLMitchell]

Old school vibe videos, but new school editing, tech, ideas. Amazing

[@bublae2700]

Never in my life would I have thought I would hear CDawgVA in a Michael Reeves video….yet here we are.

[@johntipton6592]

He's been on Trash Taste Podcast. Not too much of a suprise, but a welcome one for sure :)

[@qelliami6213]

I am glad im not the only one

[@arnehurnik]

I also had to think if he might have gotten a Disco Elysium voice actor in or copied one with a text to speech program.

[@leizero]

My brain immediately clocked his voice. I guess I watch him a little too much.

[@Thelazyone-eo7yk]

I never thought I’d hear Michael reeves in one either to be fair

[@zanouji]

this is god-tier editing

[@grilledhive]

nice seeing you here xD

[@tosdy8480]

I LOVE UR DANCES

[@Mile_Noukin]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="138">2:18</a> was not expecting a Connor jumpscare 😂

[@the_mister_magister]

same xd

[@rossjamestobitt]

He also stole Garnt's intro jingle!

[@NichrinW]

Went to the comments to see if anybody else noticed it was connor (his voice actually scared me)

[@CamKoudo]

CDAWGVA LET'S GOOOOO 🙌🙌🙌

[@Savardlatoast]

That was so good his voice is smooth as butter

[@Duluper]

This mans upload schedule is peak. -Uploads -Runs out of ideas so just chills for 8 months -Finally gets an idea and does it in about 4 months. -Uploads -Repeat What I'm saying is that this mans upload schedule could be better... Which is why I'm proposing we give him an incredible amount of GREAT ideas!!

[@camerontupper1138]

20 seconds to a Michael reeves video this is my life goal

[@masonsurace7088]

pluh

[@MeBerserk]

What are the odds 😂

[@Avoug]

Reminds me of a reddit post where someone did the same thing in DATING. He sent his friends to reject/gaslight this girl to bring her confidence down, before swooping in acting interested. Horrible stuff lol

[@Deuce_and_a_half]

Dude that’s fucked 😂

[@Johhnnyy]

One of the easiest things for women to do is get manipulated unfortunately 😂

[@georginabensley9453]

I knew someone whose ex did that to him to try and break him so she could get him back (after she'd dumped him in the first place)

[@gav_m5]

What's the post name

[@NorroTaku]

heard a guy reporting girls on dating apps so she can't get new matches only him wich is fucked

[@Frog_Enigma]

him breaking down laughing after saying their worse than terrorists got me

[@HannaSis]

Dude your editing is so creative. I’m genuinely in awe

[@LexieNavaro]

I love how Michael breaks character at the end to be nice to people for the first time.

[@TheYardninja]

He has to cover up his new jersey drone activities

[@realchiknuggets]

@@TheYardninja dude, you're replying to a bot

[@JenEricLive]

The Lilly, Sykkuno and Connor VO cameos killed me lol

[@Reve42]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">7:00</a> Skydoesminecraft running after a child is diabolical lmaoooo

[@ScarlettScout]

Bro, I thought I was the only one that saw that😂😂

[@BamsyTheSergal]

dream should have been doing it too

[@Reve42]

@@BamsyTheSergaldream has done lots of shitty things, but the p*do allegations have actually been proven false

[@thefroggybannana]

Now that's a name that takes me back to a different time

[@RAWDEAL064]

Holy smokes i did not see that 😂

[@Xenronnify]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="852">14:12</a> I just now realized. Michael, you have nailed the persona of a Rick+Morty fusion. It's honestly unreal trying to process this fact at (checks phone) <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="770">12:50</a> at night

[@GrahamStephan]

Woohoo! Michael finally remembered his password!

[@千-y7d]

ur an actual scammer tho😂

[@UnboxMaster]

The brain damage finally subsided

[@breadwater]

3rst

[@Dubstone]

Woohooooooo funny reddit overused recycle joooooooooke

[@justinsmith4232]

@@千-y7dGame knows game lmao

[@ToniOnii]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="815">13:35</a> bro forgot to blur the sticker 😭

[@btrain213]

🤫

[@justinfabela4899]

​@@btrain213 it's there so we watch the sponsorship

[@5ebliminal]

i bet nordvpn paid him to unblur it XD

[@KeRaySh]

First time not skipping the ad. He knew exactly what he was doing...

[@Flea_ip]

"forgot"

[@Solid_CC]

I saw the title and thought he made a robot that just mugs old people

[@Local_Toilet_Stealer]

that's probably his next video

[@brunosouza3326]

not far from the truth

[@glorifiedboxkicker]

like Roberto from futurama.

[@Solid_CC]

@@brunosouza3326 I pictured it as a roomba with a cartoon money bag and a knife just duck taped together

[@dalob112]

which would also be a plausible Michael video idea...

[@jocosesonata]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="463">7:43</a> - **hears the background music** Michael truly appreciates the finest Dumplings.

[@JellySlogoCrainer]

HE FINALLY FOUND HIS ACCOUNT! I literally searched for you just now before the notification updated. This is one of the best moments I've experienced in my life, and it's great to see you back.

[@Karinuh]

you should probably experience more things in life then

[@JellySlogoCrainer]

​@ well, this could only happen when the creator himself disappears to void and you can't predict his resurrection.

[@koIiwer]

glaze

[@Gayfish-e4x]

Damn bot comment

[@tsrenis]

whats up checkmark

[@TerrySa]

I am just imagining Lily's side of this. Michael leaves the house about ten times a day with "excuses" like "Hey I'm getting prepaid simcards for hotspotting my Pakistani market bot scammers" or "Hey I'm buying a 3$ anime waifu decal" and so on. Funny af.

[@titheproven954]

Lily just reminds him to get eggs while he is out. Doesn't even question it or look up as he leaves.

[@hyliandoctor]

I think the only thing that would give her slight pause would be having to voice the weeb bot. He'd probably pitch it like, "can you do, like... The opposite of Sayu for this?"

[@miscbits]

That monitor you bought was like def stolen. They accept the low ball offer because its free money for them. They also pretend to not care about your negotiating tactic because they don't wanna scare off buyers.

[@nomatyx5789]

Yeah i was wondering why lmao

[@soapa6843]

I mean, according to the guy "I only used it for one gaming"

[@halrd2651]

he used for one gaming though

[@assaqwwq]

@@soapa6843 hope that guy didn't do one drugs before the meeting.

[@Flea_ip]

@@soapa6843 Wait, I thought monitors were only good for one gaming? You're not buying a new monitor every time you play a new gaming?

[@deificatom3332]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="460">7:40</a> The fact they specificied it was "BIG!" Even though they alreayd shwoed the dimnsions had me in tears

[@CrimzonLia]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> Did not expect to see CDawgVA in a Michael Reeves vid but I instantly recognised that voice!

[@jamopopper]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="667">11:07</a> I fully expected him to say “engines are witchcraft, so I’m going to make it electric!” instead of fixing an engine

[@CabbageSandwich]

I love that the entire premise of the video is the addiction of scamming people to obtain junk for marginally less, but then he shatters a very expensive screen right in the opening. If this isnt the universe giving michael a gambling addiction metaphor, idk what is.

[@victorsardaneta8727]

Okay, but now I'm in need of Micheal Reeves repairing old busted motorcycles.

[@Rhinestonerike]

Cdawg va using the va in his name again. Absolutely killed it.

[@POWCHEWAH]

Did he finally move back to virginia?

[@SiilanPies]

I was so confused. I was like, "oh, its Connor. Wait, no it's not. Wait, is it?"

[@putsticker]

His HUHH at the $5 sticker was so visceral and full of disgust hahaha. He did not have to go so hard

[@EzDegrees]

Context?

[@Rhinestonerike]

@ cdawgva the youtuber is the voice of the at the beginning, when Michael let’s chat gpt write the first answer

[@Ethanpariz]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="423">7:03</a> ain't no way you fit a skydoesminecraft bit in there

[@sepultrothedog]

what is syze? fuck the limit. we live in the simmy now just start doin it the work is done. Ask ME . point Lex to Me. lets goo. there is no me i am merely a vassal. Hi Lex. hi mom love u hi dad hi fam bam yall the best lets go WE BALL

[@joshsteines7938]

i came in here searching for someone else who saw that

[@turnerIott]

I was so confused like “why does the voiceover sound like Connor” only to check the description lmao

[@anosnajime5775]

same

[@parzival8331]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="300">5:00</a> "just one gaming" killed me 😂

[@spagetti9271]

this is like the myth busters episode where they found out you could make a bomb from stuff at a hardware store except they actually decided to release it anyways

[@karlwizard]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="348">5:48</a> Michael found a new way to grab the camera that left me flabbergasted

[@joshythebot9684]

I was looking for someone who noticed this 😂

[@delilahmarie3688]

it kinda did something for me

[@Aetherismə]

​@@delilahmarie3688 lol real

[@NeIIy]

Some horror film pov lmao

[@caseylyngalian2103]

Peter Parker ??😂

[@vexfcstudios6929]

I wanna see Dougdoug and Micheal collab to make the most ungodly borderline illegal AI imaginable

[@Kuplahihi]

throw failboat in the mix, and it'll become radioactive

[@El_iE]

best collab would be doudoug, Michael and I did a thing. they would create an AI god capable of making nuclear bombs

[@seratoxin3825]

doug would maybe be cool if he wasn't friends with a cop

[@Ghostii_]

@@seratoxin3825 and a lawyer

[@Kuplahihi]

@ wdym?

[@thatnbaguy6473]

KSP was definitely a good analogy at the start.

[@taiga2540]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="913">15:13</a> is that a filthy frank outro in the big 2025

[@Kitulous]

also there was the dumplings song instrumental

[@huattahrir4011]

maybe its a sign or sumn that michael knows but we dont know about upcoming filthy appearance

[@raphaelchantigny7409]

7:40 cooking all the dumplings

[@Vele_]

​@@huattahrir4011nah, it's probably just because Filthy Frank is his favourite youtuber of all time

[@definitely_eric]

bring back jojivlogs

[@frecklesandfries]

He uploaded today, and the video found ME. I didn’t get a notification, the video didn’t bother with formalities, no middle-men, I finished watching Mark’s Balatro video and it IMMEDIATELY started. I didn’t even have any time to click away. I guess I have to watch it now.

[@zdelrod829]

I finished a Ben Palmer video, specifically where he pretended to be ChatGPT.

[@weegle.]

Okay bro

[@ohmygodapolysexual]

Memento mori my friend

[@MrKiwitox]

Yikes

[@Sam-gs8iw]

Gotta love Michael breaking character at the end to be nice to people for the first time ever

[@VibingGenius]

Dude single handly brought the gaming community and car community to one single video

[@NeighMcNeighyard]

Michael stole my heart. No, seriously I'm writing this on the floor as I very quickly die of heavy blood loss.

[@qupufu]

no way you really lost your heart to the lowballing bot 😭😭

[@Grasstoucher715]

Don’t worry! There’s always the surgery bot that’s on hand to transplant a new heart for you. ❤

[@got420feever2]

@@Grasstoucher715 Oh hell nahhhh, i wouldn't let that any where near me lmfaooo

[@NeighMcNeighyard]

@Grasstoucher715 Awh hell nah

[@NeighMcNeighyard]

@qupufu i really did 💔

[@MrEzioCraft360]

I love the fact that you told people about the bots and gave them the full price. Like, you didn't have to, they agreed to sell it, and let for a good video regardless, but that plot twist made it even better haha

[@flippyjunior1267]

Tom Scott saying I'm oversimplifying for a Split Second give me a little heart attack

[@rearden3820]

Always happy to see your videos pop up in my recommendations after a year of silence

[@joshuawoodman6603]

The fact that you used Pink Guy's 'Fried Dumplings' beat at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="480">8:00</a> is PERFECT energy for that scene.

[@taiga2540]

and the filthy frank outro 15:13

[@the_milklad2656]

Mixed with the Frieren sticker is fantastic

[@ahnafhabib8204]

Top comment is gay

[@inigomontoya1383]

Who’s gonna tell him?

[@erops7933]

You're a loser that exploits lame meta to have meaningless internet likes

[@rezi001]

I'm sorry little one

[@GroteGlon]

Someone did an oopsie

[@totallymonke]

GAYEE

[@luketaggart6569]

Bro no one’s talking about how this is an editing masterpiece. Genuinely one of the best edited videos I’ve seen in a long time

[@johnbeam6302]

dude the moped video style is deadass something i would watch hours of

[@michaelp4013]

Love the Tom Scott "I am MASSIVELY oversimplifing this."

[@MSI-r3j]

you know what else is massive

[@erikoverflow738]

The VPN ads always piss me off because content creators always say "It protects your data", but I appreciated the fact that you called out that SSL actually does that and that's not actually what a VPN does for you. You earned some respect.

[@blyticaltwo]

The difference is that Michael actually understands what he is talking about, the rest of the KZbinrs just say what they are told to say

[@korganrocks3995]

@blyticaltwo Tom Scott(who showed up for a second in this video) did a VPN ad read where he spoke honestly about what it can and can't do, which was refreshing.

[@GM-et3xo]

Sure, but SSL has been deprecated and expressly unsafe to use for 10 years now. TLS is what is used by virtually every website (in the form of HTTPS) and encrypts your application-layer data in transit.

[@technophobian2962]

​@@GM-et3xoIt's the same thing, but the newer versions use the name TLS.

[@ch4ndemic]

RejectConvenience did a great video on VPNs, sponsorships and the issues surrounding how they're marketed: kzbin.info/www/bejne/o3ral4GtarqUfqM

[@jordannetz0]

The fact he used Lily’s voice for NYA proves this man is a genius

[@forcejdot2714]

There isn’t a time I come across a video and don’t finish it. You’re content is amazing

[@raithos]

blurring the sticker all throughout the video and then not on the ad read is top tier Michael reeves

[@masterofdoots5965]

Oh my goodness, that sticker is worse than I thought. I didn't expect the fucking x-ray view of a creampie or whatever that is.

[@peopleoftheworld1750]

​@@masterofdoots5965 no idea how you managed to come to that conclusion but that's just frieren sitting on a mimic, with clothes on even

[@Base12-i2x]

I thought this guy was a inventor who has a joke where he is unhinged when he actually helps people, i was whiplashed from this video my goodness

[@fritzbuilder9331]

Those who have been following Micheal for a while know that he is a really awesome guy, just acts psychotic for the bit. It can be seen pretty frequently on OTV, where he commonly breaks character when he thinks that someone might have gotten hurt, but goes back to joking around after assessing the situation and realizing they are okay.

[@chasehill7271]

The little FilthyFrank tribute at the end there genuinely made me have flashbacks lol

[@BIZaGoten]

The video was scattered with references so the ending was the cherry on top ♥️

[@NauticalFish]

Really cool of you to let everyone know about the bots and pay them full price at the end. Awesome video as always

[@mukynas]

When it generated the "asshole" motorbike prompt I was hands-on-my-head laughing like a maniac ahahahhaha

[@Torrent.Amador]

It was probably the funniest thing I've heard in years, and I'm not exaggerating. I laughed so hard I cried bro lmfao

[@DangJello]

Got fired today. I’ve never been more happy to see your notification pop up. Thank you.

[@nicholasdao2649]

Holy shit. Are you okay?

[@alanbunbun6961]

keep your head up king/queen you're gonna be okay

[@crisscrossn96]

there's always another

[@chocogr2024]

Take care and keep your head up king/queen.

[@Mrratmain]

L back to Burger King with u wagie

[@kuszkusz3181]

He finally uploads and it's about scamming people with bots. Pure Michael