The Missing Episode - Urban Legends 3!

During the lockdown we have delved deep into the archives to see if any content wasn't published. We found this little gem. The guys are joined by Loz as they discuss a range of spooky tales and rate them on believability and scariness.
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[@Phoenix-jd5gy]

I swear jack not understanding the story is what makes him not scared.

[@SkyManBGProductions]

I like thinking he is stoned as hell 😂😂

[@iancarter5217]

I think its just that the stories are horse shit. :3

[@keyan1219]

Prymasis yeah but it’s what makes everyone else not scared

[@dazzastuart1923]

@@SkyManBGProductions i swear he said he doesnt smoke weed, but could be utter bollocks lmao

[@Loganm.0]

Which one lmao ur not very specific

[@Mattyyttam1]

"You're a camp one, Mr. Grinch" - Criminally underrated

[@ruqayyahqadri6618]

Genuinely perplexed by how confused Jack is about each story.

[@InnocentRain562]

Don’t think he properly listens. Just wants to get the joke in

[@miiitchelll2555]

Paul Elroy I mean it’s not it’s funny asf

[@MrBillyBubz]

Init it’s as if his making it up...

[@amberdalziel1475]

that first story was the go-to scary story you’d tell your mates on a school trip in primary omgg

[@jsmarty1]

Was defo a version of the clown story for me

[@cameronslack9197]

Litterally heard the exact story when i was in primary😂

[@emwoods9770]

We went from woah doody doody to lets talk about dead little girls way too quick, this show never ceases to amaze me I swear

[@timmys619]

How do we know the killer who cut off the babysitters arms wasn’t an arms dealer

[@codywebb2996]

Timothy Schroeder 🤣😭

[@humanperson.5947]

To be fair the parents could’ve given her a *hand*

[@mattwoodruff3309]

No he worked in the second hand store

[@Mclee12344]

Matt Woodruff that was a good one 😂

[@HarveyG06]

On the other hand maybe he wasn't!

[@sophiej4345]

fancy jordan more and more every episode

[@hnnh621]

Shame he's left now

[@Kugann]

it's so obvious looking back you can see he didn't like Stevie at all@@hnnh621

[@zcfit4713]

These podcasts are making these difficult times so much better thanks jack, steve and jordan👍❤️

[@throwawayaccount6130]

I miss Jordan already

[@aayushshrestha745]

Throwaway Account what happened to him

[@alexgeston]

Same man

[@deangagatr3886]

Same Lucky He Be Back For Conspiracy Ones

[@kinabe1841]

people saying he left where’s the source?

[@owenhinds548]

He got fired cause him and Jack's friendship wasn't working

[@Owlstweet]

I love the common theme of Stevie telling the story everyone getting it and just jack being like “what?” Like he hasn’t been listening the whole time

[@connorrobertson2037]

Personally Don’t think it’ll be as good without dudey I think he kept it fresh brought some decent humour and insight to things

[@BluePineapple98]

connor robertson is Dudey leaving??

[@connorrobertson2037]

David Patrick yeah unfortunately

[@Ashton_Mitchell]

I believe Jack said he'll be on the 'random podcasts' like this one and ghost stories and conspiracy theories. He's just not gonna be doing guests. Unless Stevie can't do it etc..

[@mollyreeves5295]

Where was this announced? Shame :(

[@felicitycb]

molly reeves it was announced on the happy hour twitter page. Jack said his relationship with Jordan hasn’t been the same as it once was recently - so they have decided Jordan should take a step back.

[@jodiemarie9901]

“10 means you believe that story”. “Oh well 9 then”😂😂😂

[@bi_cycle]

Love these kinds of podcasts! Especially when there's a guest on too. It'd be fun to do something like this with Robbie?

[@mcscars87]

BRING BACK DUDEY 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@colemufcj8131]

Their trying to put their friendship first, give it time

[@amyedwards4220]

what has he left bro i can't find anything on it

[@felicitycb]

Amy Edwards Jack posted a statement about it on the HH Twitter. He said he believed that the chemistry between Jack, Jordan and Stevie hadn’t been the same recently. Because they want to put their friendship first, they have decided that Jordan won’t be a permanent host anymore - he will just return for the conspiracy episodes.

[@mcscars87]

@@amyedwards4220 kzbin.info/www/bejne/enu5gXaenJadbbs

[@mcscars87]

@@amyedwards4220 statement on happy hour Twitter

[@D.3100]

The clown one I heard is that she calls the parents and they say they don’t have a clown statue

[@plank2867]

Loved the podcast but I'm really gonna miss Jordan. He was quality. Excited to see him back on for conspiracy theory podcasts/ miscellaneous podcasts.

[@frisk8747]

"have you seen my baby!!" is all i was thinking when the baby was cooked alive and i feel like a bad person cause i laughed really hard

[@Tis1kay]

I knew that it was "humans can lick too" as soon as he said "you'll know this one"

[@mokii320]

Jack seemed like he wasn’t even trying to take part in this podcast

[@alexvickers257]

I'm guessing this is why it wasnt uploaded originally

[@M4RIAN]

I read a slightly different version of the clown story. (In this story they don't have a clown "fetish") While the babysitter stays at their house,she is told not to run around the house and just stay in the living room while the kids are asleep. So the kids go to sleep and the babysitter starts watching the TV in the living room. While she is watching the TV she notices a clown statue in the corner of the room and got really disturbed by it. She decided to call the parents and ask to move the statue as she didn't want to move anything without permission. Before she could even finish the question to move the statue,the mother of the children she was babysitting told her to take the kids and get out of the house as fast as possible. The babysitter got confused but listened to her. When they got outside the babysitter called the mother again. The mother sounded like she was in panic when she answered the phone and told the babysitter the police was coming. The babysitter asked her to explain what was happening when the mother replied "We don't own any clown statues". Sorry for the broken english, tried to write this as best as I could :)

[@skinlesswalnut6259]

Couldn’t understand a word

[@theduke493]

That’s the one I read

[@Ben-og1xs]

everyone's gonna dm jordan that song and he'll have no idea why since this was recorded months ago and they'll of forgotten all about it lol

[@jodiemarie9901]

“I mean i like hearing them” “Do ya??? Tell your face that”😂😂😂😂 literally

[@4inarow24]

These urban legend ones are the best. Gonna miss dudey

[@alexstephens9105]

Jack - "We know Becky's can be pricks" Also Jack - Gets BambinoBecky on the Podcast

[@basicoh3390]

Am i the only one thinking why the girl didn’t just walk up the stairs... she has legs....

[@eoin4502]

Well... She'd be weak from blood loss... And in pain... But let's ignore that

[@keyan1219]

Eoin wouldn’t u scream though She could’ve at least used them to help get up the stairs And you wouldn’t here thump thump drag if you used your legs

[@eoin4502]

@@keyan1219 so scream and lead the killer right to the kids? I said she Couldn't use her legs cause of the blood loss and pain she would of been in. Read what I said properly

[@keyan1219]

Eoin yeah but then why would she try to get up to the kids unless the killer were gone meaning it would be okay to scream

[@CJizzleJ]

Leviton Le if you’re on the verge of death from blood loss you wouldn’t be able to scream

[@TheReal_HomeLander]

You guys are the best 😂 “set it fire like a turkey and throw it like a Molotov cocktail” 😂 my most favorite podcast, Stevie! You should check out the story of violin hill or the smiling man! Those stories would make your skin crawl! Much love to you guys!

[@ElliePaget]

The smiling man short film on KZbin is brilliant, (the one filmed in the street not the man in the kitchen although that one is chilling)

[@ElliePaget]

The smiling man short film on KZbin is brilliant, (the one filmed in the street not the man in the kitchen although that one is chilling)

[@kylajane03]

The first story “humans can lick too” is also called “drip drip drip” and there’s multiple variations of the story

[@ellierecine]

Yeh we were told the one where the parents are nurses and are working at Christmas

[@zoey8128]

the clown story was way scarier when it ended with the mum saying “get out the house we don’t have a clown in a rocking chair” with no other context lmaoo

[@gregking1240]

This is highkey whats getting me through lockdown thanks guys!

[@adeleessue1945]

I laughed more than I should have at 'beautifully burnt baby'. These types of eps are always the funniest

[@jamielasson3145]

The jokes about the dead woman on the stairs were handy

[@alexgeston]

Yes lozzy getting the attention he needs

[@ericseventeen17]

Neighbour: Hey George, what’re you pouring talcum powder on your car for? George: incase I get hit by a train Neighbour: oh... wait what!??

[@sugundis2616]

What did the parents come home to find? The brothers n arms

[@peterwing422]

What about the one with with BambinoBecky or are you saving that one for later?

[@wozziii6741]

Peter Wing I think the audio corrupted

[@bentaylor25]

38:10 [Talking about a young child] Jack: "Set it on fire like a turkey, and throw it like a Molotov Cocktail."

[@DerynIDavies]

You need to do another part of urban legends with all of u lads again. Its sooo funny 😂😂

[@jameskinsella5888]

Get Weller on

[@maryjoyrubion4777]

He's already been on ain't he?

[@MattPL3_2]

@@maryjoyrubion4777 no

[@canvey6758]

Joe?

[@ellamortimer7401]

Juxe _ yeah

[@jurreth]

Naaaaaa bun him off

[@brookeneilsonn]

I’ve wanted this one for ages!!

[@matteofreestyle5044]

This has to be one of the funniest podcasts they've done

[@matteofreestyle5044]

Jack(maate): Back to the murder of infants Stevie white (white white):I haven't got a baby in this one

[@dudleydyer9224]

Stevie: "You'll know this one, it is about two college kids and they even put it in a film" Jack: "ohhh 22 Jump Street" That was so quick it killed me 😂😂😂

[@hnnh621]

Sarah changed to Mary pretty quick Jordan's laugh😂😂 "Vertically challenged"

[@Braddicusfinch]

The "Aren't you glad?" story was also the inspiration behind an episode of Veronica Mars as well

[@york8465]

Jordan was the main reason I got hooked on this podcast man

[@laurenhetherington7010]

jack is proper dense in these and it’s hilarious

[@gorilladriller8532]

I wondered in the first one what you were talking about

[@gavinlongbottom5901]

do they have the first one with lozzy on youtube

[@gorilladriller8532]

Now they do

[@trudiepops9112]

When I was like 5 everytime I went into my front garden I was greeted by my aloholic next door neighbours shouting "Wooah! Trudie, Trudie!".

[@annie4394]

Always loved the podcast and will miss Dudey I feel he brings so much to the pod but still looking forward to future pods, didn’t think I would like it as much without Alex and I did so feel like all will be good again

[@SmashMash1000]

Yh same but I think dudey has been a better host than Alex was, he was a great host, I don’t understand why he’s not gonna be on it anymore

[@user-ef3sx2mj7n]

Shout out to these lads making me forget how much i miss the homies for 50 minutes 😂😂

[@overeightteen7531]

The story at 15:00 is really similar to something that happened to my friend. He went to his bedroom to get his wallet which he’d forgotten earlier that day and saw it on his bed. Came home and the house was ransacked and they’d been robbed and on his bed was a scribbled note saying ‘thanks for not turning the light on’

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

:O

[@lco3225]

Only just got up, in bloody good time if you ask me 😂

[@alexandergrandsard3579]

When he finished reading the “Aren’t you glad you didn’t turn on the light” story, everyone just went silent

[@mateodanielcoelho8404]

The turkey story was made into a shortfilm called: iMom

[@beardbaron9437]

Defo watching that, thanks

[@R6_BlayzYT]

The grunting noises I think was meant to mean that she there was a guy doing that but she was already dead just adds another layer of creepy ness onto the story

[@poppysmiithh]

why is no one talking about the arm jokes. i’m crying😭

[@tigrasmith_28]

The start lowkey made my day...quarantine is making me lose it

[@chartz4392]

This podcast is coming in clutch in this quarantine

[@staceymurf]

45:49 Rooftops omg that brings back so many memories of my tween years. I loved LostProphets, I haven’t listened to their music in years. If I listened to them now, I wouldn’t associate the music with the horrible person behind it. Like Glee, I don’t associate the character Puck with the vile predator....but there are moments where I watch an episode and cringe.

[@sadierosexo9849]

I don't think I know a single person who hasn't heard the dog one with the tap hahaha got told that in year 6 and still traumatised

[@stephaniechristou1573]

Love the fact that they spent a whole 2mins saying wow😂 I love them!!!!!!!

[@ssseeessseeessseee]

Boys the arm puns made me laugh so much my face is literally hurting. Podcasts are all I listen to and Happy Hour is definitely a favourite. Cheers lads 💙

[@jessicajackson2902]

happy lozzy’s back on the pod

[@tinksmith4964]

I worked in a care home a few years ago here in the UK and our training actually accounted for the the terms horizontally challenged and vertically challenged to describe a person's figure. Small, short, bigger & smaller were all not allowed. I just found it so stupid and mildly hilarious 😂

[@itspredator3359]

First podcast channel I've actually laughed at wow you guys deserve to be bigger on KZbin

[@huffypuffy8244]

I'd love for dudey and loz to create their own podcast, love them and their conspiracy content

[@BRUCEWAYNE-yo8yr]

i only know of Tim Westwood because he’s the ultimate hype radio host and gets people on to do freestyle raps

[@maxscardanelli6185]

I love the fact that Jaack referenced Dire Straits. As a huge fan of Dire Straits, I was just thinking them as soon as Brothers In Arms was mentioned.

[@jackogorman9708]

Petition to get beetlejuice on the podcast

[@livs4721]

Im confused, isn’t beetlejuice a film?

[@obviouslybob480]

Jack O Gorman he’s dead

[@luke_ye_boyyy5318]

Liv he’s talking about lester green

[@Louis291]

Obviously Bob no hes not🤣🤣

[@hollydixon3931]

Why did I think Alex brightman from beetle-juice the musical...?

[@rowanhenn369]

Jack is so funny and quick in this one 😂

[@justjonesittravels]

This podcast honestly kills me every time (no pun intended) I love the humour of these boys

[@jessicajackson2902]

i miss jordan

[@ellew2202]

Loving Happy Hour! You guys are doing so well this year!

[@archiemurdoch3231]

Should be called dudeyrhinos podcast

[@HarrisonTBr0wn]

hes left mate

[@dannymccabe6944]

Harrison T. Brown why?

[@HarrisonTBr0wn]

xWave Spoder check the podcasts twitter

[@robzilla5073]

Harrison T. Brown I don’t use Twitter, could u briefly tell me what happened?

[@jas258]

ROBZILLA he left so him and jack can focus on their friendship, he’ll occasionally be back to do conspiracy podcasts

[@adammarsh5621]

was literally crying at all the arm jokes

[@helena-pp4rd]

The start is such a vibe

[@conormcmenamin3064]

Does jack have ADD? Cuz the lack of an attention span he has can be really annoying sometimes and hes always trying to interrupt

[@robynvarley2023]

Jack in this episode is me when I’m hungover

[@FionaNici-jq7mz]

Everyone has heard the dog, the girl and the licking of the hand!! Now who has been under a rock? 🤣🤣🤣

[@patsytaylor6252]

i knew 'humans can lick too', in primary school everyone used to tell it hahaha

[@nxzzer5016]

Was feeling really down tonight and this really lifted my mood, thank you boys!

[@bratmaster6972]

The first story is like in jojos bizarre adventure part 4

[@st8vie282]

It is

[@kippenboudt6199]

This is the comment i was looking for

[@harryyyyyyyyyyy7273]

20:35 I loved the pod but as a person who has tried LSD, this is not at all what LSD does to you and LSD in fact makes you a much nicer and more gentle person. You dont trip seeing a baby as a chicken, you more likely trip seeing patterns on the walls and other menial stuff

[@Adamethyst]

You did not do acid if that's ur opinion or ur hugely uneducated to decipher the metaphorical use in the podcasters statements... Go smoke DMT and have a look at urself

[@diarmuiddoherty3098]

You guys look so stoned or have I missed a memo that they are😂

[@gingetomassi8153]

Jack always seems so smart and quick-witted on his own channel but in these videos, he is often left sitting there with a bemused look on his face like a member of The Only Way Is `Essex.

[@zynstr]

The last story was actually proven to be an optical illusion, the railway crossing exists but the road is actually slightly downhill therefor putting your car in neutral will make it roll down the hill giving the illusion of being pushed

[@firebeats3557]

The amount of time I’ve searched for urban legends part one 🤣

[@jordismithy]

I genuinely saw the notification for this and I said “Get in!” Proper gased for this been waiting a while

[@chipsthedog1]

The story I heard that actually gave shivers and is meant to be true, aren't they all? But this one is plausible. So there's a young lady at college who rents an apartment and other time she begins to feel something is not right, nothing drastic just feeling she was being watched and coming home and thinking her apartment didn't seem right nothing she could put her finger on so she told herself she was being silly that it was just nerves as she had never lived alone before. So one night she is woken by a sudden noise she lays in bed listening but does not hear anything else so finally falls back to sleep when she wakes up in the morning she reaches for her phone to check the time but the phone was dead so she puts it on charge whilst she gets ready for college but when she picks her phone up she sees it is full of pictures of her sleeping.

[@rdiaz1243]

These are so fun! Your pods genuinly calm me down even though these stories are creepy sometimes

[@Outbacklegend]

Why did I watch this I’m scared enough just my own brain telling scary shit while I’m trying to sleep in pitch dark and now I’m watching this

[@Sam-fu6yw]

I shouldn’t have watched this before bed

[@roccob5177]

the last one was tested and there is actually a slope so cars will roll down off the tracks

[@frankieroutledge2022]

I’ve heard that last story before, and on Ghost Adventures they disproved it, by using a machine that could tell them that there was a slight decline and the car would naturally roll down, the baby powder on the back of the car to see the ghostly hand prints would just show your own hands from all the times previous that you’d touched the car

[@lucasitfc7884]

That's a good name for a band: 'Babysitting Murderers'

[@cvwright]

‘That’s why we have Turkeys on Christmas’ I’m fuckkkng dead

[@c141]

Jaack should do a prank on stevie. He pays an actor to drive without his headlight towards stevie and chase him with a fake gun.

[@Sophie-bf6zd]

The first story is iconic English school shit

[@daniscloset1255]

i guess Ashley the Babysitter wasn't armed

[@owentoms8568]

these podcasts are getting me through lockdown ml ❤