Hard Doc's Life (Hospitalist Anthem) | Hard Knock Life Jay Z Parody

[@bpearce4]

I'm a critical care nurse, and the vast majority of our Hospitalist are awesome! They really do have to do the majority of the work and deserve mad props! A lot of times all that stands between a patient and death are a good hospitalist and hopefully a good nurse. IMHO they should make triple what they do (but then again, so should good nurses)!

[@bigarch09]

this was the coolest parody ive seen yet...

[@tonyasilver6029]

Not this song in particular, but your project as a whole, makes me kinda want to keep nursing for a while longer. I'm burnt. Thanks for the understanding and voice for all of us.

[@markortolani1366]

Will tube for food, love it! Your videos are keeping me sane while studying for Step 2; and for that, I thank you. Keep keepin' it real homie.

[@kevinanderson7672]

Listening in September 2022!!

[@ryanschaefer7510]

I love this song very very much and I hope you can make more songs like this sometime soon

[@fonziemama]

This is awesome, ZDogg! I LOVE the hospitalists where I work - y'all ROCK! from RN in Scottsdale AZ

[@gwillis01]

So good I had to watch it again

[@Aries326]

That was hilarious! It made my day! I'm also a hospitalist so I know how ya feel. I work for a national group so talk about getting screwed in two holes. The group and the hospital...

[@okoala62]

"Will intubate for food" LMAO!!!!! Too FUNNY!!!

[@alexjlinn]

Wow! This is incredible dude! You make me so happy to be an M.D., because I look a lot cooler just because of you! Super sweet video! I'm showing my buddies this, they'll love it too! Way to go! =)

[@marissarenlund1141]

@ZDoggMD: As a nursing student about to graduate I agree that MD's get the short end of the stick when it comes to works/school cost : salary. And this is from someone who is still paying of $80,000 from my nursing school! Doctos have my eternal respect and gratitude. I get to go home at the end of a shift and not be on call. I have had the good fortune to work with some amazing docs. So rock (I mean rap) on!

[@23magneta]

You're lucky. I'm a nurse and I get called into work on most of my days off. You're right though. You couldn't pay me enough to be a doctor. It's pretty brutal.

[@happytobeproud]

@ZDoggMD OMG!!!!! LMFAO.... EVERYSINGLE line you mention in your tune is 1000000 % spot on. Damn I though I was the only one that felt that way...... LOL at the ortho bombs and the ER calling for another syncope admit. Oh yeah and housetaff always trying to sign off of patients cause they are about to hit their cap. Anyways awsome vid, cant chat any longer . I have to go and write some more notes.

[@zaliana9]

I am an internist. This is exactly how I feel. LOVE IT!

[@Drivenby]

That's why I dropped IM and went to subspecialty like a BALLER

[@jebsmith323]

I went to the ER last week early in the day for a chronic condition that didn't feel so benign at the time. All but one nurse were unbelievably kind and patient. I have chronic pain, so when asked for a pain number, I said 6, but turned down pain medicine. The doc asked a second time later if I needed pain meds, but I told him that it wasn't out of the ordinary, so no. Meanwhile, I heard a young man screaming for pain meds for his muscle spasm. I was given appropriate care for the condition, and the doc even laid his hand on his shoulder and told me that he was glad that I came in. His respect for me was as much medicine as the tablets they gave me. He spoke softly and looked directly at me. That's a good doctor.

[@ltkdrury]

Z-Dogg u keep gettin' better!!! You even inspired me to write my own rap about my evil coworkers but I cant put it on wax cuz they'd do me like they did 'Pac.

[@elnino559]

thank you for crushing my hopes of becoming a hospitalist, zdogg

[@DahliaLegacy]

@.@ I love doctors so much! Like you guys saved my life, literally, at least twice. Once when I was a little kid and dehydrated from being sick (I was like a rag doll, I couldn't even hold my own hand up.) and last year when I almost had my appendix fuck me over. You guys are the best.

[@ericbluman]

Awesome! From a Orthopod who knows how great hospital sets are a

[@kisimi_kamara]

My attending showed this to us during rounds. Totally made my day.

[@fullbrigades747]

Ha Haaaa... My wife is a hospitalist and she will love this... Will intubate for food!!!! Classic!

[@lovemybones88]

This is great I love it. I love your Rebecca Black Parody too.

[@incognita1989]

So right about the Orthopods hahaha

[@vagabondmd]

man you are pure genius!

[@spiritualscientific]

Thank you for this fascinating documentary. Not sure why so many felt it was humorous. Melvin L Morse MD

[@Catzz09]

Mad props, ZDogg

[@darkhappyland]

perhaps changing professions pays more.....MUSIC!!!! you rock!

[@judyshin1220]

When I watch videos like this, I tend to look at the person's stethoscope. You can tell if they're an amateur or prof. by looking to see if they have a Littman.

[@fcasares297]

pure genius. .keep them coming. .mad props

[@jcvirus1]

LOL. You are a genius, right on man. Thanks homie!

[@docshardy8449]

zdogg! love it

[@ZDoggMD]

@judyshin1220 Yo, why roll with Coors Lite when you can pop the Cristal?

[@marywashington784]

too funny....yet true. thank you rappermd

[@TheCreepypro]

love this! too funny!

[@hsnguy]

@1MinuteFlipDoc - Radiology is one of the tougher residency spots to get. Great pay and great hours.

[@ampbains]

Utterly brilliant and spot on...they kept laughing at my ties so I live in scrubs. Why start the day by tying a noose around your neck? :)

[@1MinuteFlipDoc]

great video! a doctor with humor .. wish you were my doc! isn't radiology the easiest specialty to get into though? radiologist's don't make that much?

[@bryan112706]

I like this MD music video the best and I've seen em all lol.

[@ZDoggMD]

@bpearce4 appreciate the gesture homie, cause I GOTS ta get paid. But I'll have to do it legit with some skanky merchandise, like a ZDoggMD Reflux Hammer® (hits em in the epigastrum and causes instant GERD).

[@humaalimd6004]

Hospitalists rock !!

[@mikebthelegend]

♥️

[@juardine]

OMG!! That is exactly what hospitalists complain about. Awesome!!!

[@mirser4912]

Great stuff! You can busta rhyme! :-)

[@lurvecr]

1 guy is a radiologist.

[@Vwfree]

Hard Doc's Life to all my friends

[@ZDoggMD]

@creepySabretoothfan Utilization Management. They review patient length-of-stay and constantly harrass the hospital docs for not discharging folks faster. A joyous bunch, they.

[@m8trxd]

Can you pleeease make an edited version without the d-word?? I would love to show this to the hospitalists at work!! I love our docs. I'm a nurse and I never laugh at their ties.

[@lindsaygray3563]

You know this is an older video cause you have hair 😂👍🏻

[@DrMcGunner]

OH SNAP! You got torched!

[@mischiefmouse]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[@ZDoggMD]

A gangsta's life ain't fun!

[@ZDoggMD]

Just moved from the Bay to Las Vegas...come hang out!

[@tanya5322]

ZDoggMD I just found this vid, and you have apparently moved back to the Bay

[@earenaeus]

Life in the fast lane cap. Perth medicine represent! :)

[@primordialmeow7249]

Darling! Thanks! But.....once the poor new hospitalists learn our names....wow we're busy!

[@StoopDoc]

you are a genius I am a hospitalist and this is right on exactly and funny. Have you seen my videos? "The antibody song" and "Microbiology"

[@ZDoggMD]

@m8trxd Glad you liked it! But believe me, your hospitalists are droppin' D-bombs left and right if I know anything about hospitalists...

[@saundraway2424]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ZDoggMD]

@proLIFEsoSUCKit Yo thanks! Can't sell it being as Jay Z would have me murdered, but you can download it free at ZDoggMD.com!

[@Anniehastar]

So, Radiology you say... Easy to get in Sweden, at the moment, I have a few years left :)

[@gwillis01]

hello dude

[@sewreffic707]

Love this

[@BZandpower]

I love you, man...

[@spiritualscientific]

Uh I loved this video. My prior comment was a "joke", by calling it a documentary I was paying homage to how real it truly is! (duh). Melvin L Morse MD

[@mariekatherine5238]

Will incubate for food! (Did I see you on the off ramp?)

[@superdavids1992]

its so true my cardiolagist just baught a fuking marcedes

[@jaclyn.jenkins]

MirrorMedical you should buy a dictionary

[@mzdebbee]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@SmurfDaWeb]

This could be Gregory houses theme song

[@tanya5322]

Roddy Jarrar and Dr House plays a musical instrument or two as well !😉 Would be an interesting pairing.

[@xlr84XC]

You are very talented. This is good stuff. Are you sure you couldn't have made a living doing something else?

[@ZDoggMD]

Awwwww snap! East Dakota G! Listen, ANYTIME you wanna collaborate hit me up playboy.

[@jogwolf]

Thumbs up for you

Best ever! :)

[@terryinvegas1]

I love these, I wish the school district would use the STD one in health class/

[@pompe221]

Wite Out for charting?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (I made that mistake my first week of nursing clinicals. Never did it again.)

[@Katherine0862]

Will intubate for food...LMAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!

[@nobueno8659]

Hellz yeah! Marshalls!

[@creepySabretoothfan]

What's a UM doc?

[@mattbroderick]

It must be lonely for a hospitalist too. Only one person in this video?

[@luckycharms3422]

BHAAAAAAA LMAO HYSTERICAL AND TRUE HA H A

[@akeinyene]

Hope there is a middle ground for Hospitalists

[@dawngoth20]

Is this simuler as "It's A Hard Knocks Life"?

[@Drliz7]

All true!

[@pammostek3344]

Hilarious....

[@LogicIsLogical]

@lurvecrusader I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my yacht is.

[@davidlunn3092]

I like the respect for us PCPs :)

[@rajinchoudhury]

lolz lolzz ...but seriously 20 patients sounds like a vaccation for any Indian resident.....u would have between 100-150 patients anytime waiting outside ur door if u were in India

[@bpearce4]

@ZDoggMD Weird Al did it for money, you'd probably have to go through some hassle, but might give ya some benjamins for payless (or maybe setup a 'donation' through paypal)

[@goldace324]

r u a real doc

[@kronossk]

take that central line out!

[@rosekunz6787]

hahahaha so funny

[@Ris_xanny]

are you really a docter

[@ConnieColl]

Yess!!! hahaha

[@stangoldsmith]

mo money mo problems

[@ineinerbank]

@judyshin1220 what. everyone has a littman.

[@dawngoth20]

I WAS RIGHT!

[@nay9818]

Lol

[@GGBundy]

You guys complaining now, wait till Obamacare kicks in.

[@aspirashun99]

Payless!

[@asefae1]

@ZDoggMD Check it @ZDoggMD, when my heart beats my ribs rattle, you dip dapple for apples, but you better go all in if we battle, yo! just checkin on you to see whats the latest, im the black dude that beat boxed you at UC Davis

[@sophiyba6729]

The median hospitalist salary is 252,000. This makes hospitalists in the 1st percentile of income in the US. I get that being a doc is hard and there is lots of student loan debt (I'm in the six figures in debt myself) but it seems insensitive to complain about this.

[@siefer209]

Sophiyba 350k in loans at 7% interest isn't complaining.

[@austincuprak2]

+Sophiyba you may have six figures of debt yourself (which means you went to a private school likely if your not a doc) but unless your a doc - your not on call and likely not going to be sued...your the one being insensitive!

[@IAmTheRealKen]

+Austin Cuprak But... I mean, that's the life you chose - isn't it? Nobody forced you to be a doctor.. Some people would be happy just to have a job..

[@imsuperioroso]

you also didnt give up your family, friends, life, and health for over a decade after college to become a doctor who hasnt slept in yrs and worked for peanuts as a resident doing 100hr work weeks only to finish in your mid thirties with 350k in debt. doctors deserve way more

[@Drivenby]

imsuperioroso thank you. True

[@addictedtobooks]

I loves me a man in scrubs. Just sayin.

[@Lucy06666]

NOOOOOOOO Where's the hilarious video!!!! Stupid playback error

[@AirForceJROTCchick]

@judyshin1220 Littman is the shit :-) lol

[@ramikafa]

ROFLMBO....................................