NINJA MOVIE with HOCUS POCUS

[@88kjk75]

Dude, can I say honestly, you are by far the most entertainig movie reviewer on YT, you have a consistent formula and style, simple but wholly descriptive, you don't bore the audiance by making two hour long videos were 90% of the movie is shown, so honestly bro, I hope you hit the 200k number soon, becouse honestly you deserve at least a million subs man, keep 'em rolling my friend!

[@sarasandrasmith]

Well put!!! He always provides great entertainment!!!

[@natelax1367]

I want to start a petition to get him on best of the worst with red letter media. I think he would fit right in

[@88kjk75]

I thnik that if RLM even gave him a shoutout it could skyrocket his subscriber count.

[@Turtleproof]

The videos are a bit bland but I will take that any day over spastic, "WHAT'S UP, GUYS" or really lame guys pretending that they're genuinely ENRAGED by bad movies or games (if Angry or Furious or take your pick of adjectives is in the user name, I always avoid).

[@hoze1235]

the dead pan sarcastic style is perfect

[@fiery_scream]

Honestly, Mark doing a bit and green-screening himself into the scene is my fav part of these reviews lmao :p

[@JACKTHETRIXTER]

100% agreement!!!

[@CapucineNighly]

Always~ 👌

[@allenpoe17]

I second that. Always makes me laugh.

[@CapucineNighly]

@@allenpoe17 In this review, it was really natural and it surprised me he popped out at that time. 😂

[@MrThelonicus]

Alot of gems from those skits!

[@leyankee247]

I was directing a school play where we put powder in someone's hair to make them look old. We were repowdering backstage, and someone in the audience thought it was smoke from a fire, and they called the fire department.

[@targard.quantumfrack6854]

You shouldn't have used a whole truckload of it lol

[@BuioPestato]

Brenda has a british accent because she's from the posh side of Honk Kong, and the confederate flag is due to her grandfather being a general, General Lee

[@DCI-Frank-Burnside]

Plausible. I was working on the assumption that she was an Oxford University graduate with honors in American history, who had become infatuated with the separatist states, before embarking on her quest for revenge over the whole 'formula' thing.

[@cvspvr]

@@DCI-Frank-Burnside i was working on the assumption that this movie sucks ass

[@IsmailofeRegime]

@@cvspvr Yeah I'm pretty sure the writer(s) of this film didn't develop an elaborate backstory about a character's pants. After all, this isn't Japan.

[@t045tSKT]

You travel 500 miles for that joke.

[@michaelthomas5433]

If the 'russian' bad guy had just said "Oh hi Mark" once I would have been sold.

[@tiadiad]

17:46 It’s uncanny.

[@CWilliam21]

Hahah! What a story, Mark.

[@Ebi.Adonkie]

The laugh 😂

[@charlesloomis2224]

Every time the “Russian” laughed, I pictured Tommy W off screen.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

Brenda: "My whole family is dead because of you! You ruined my life, and I will never find happiness again! Now come with me if you want to live!"

[@Qira.]

"My job is to protect your loathsome a** from the *Rushins™* and *Beekeeping Ninja™* (Covid Edition)." IDK, I can't follow the story either.

[@WhatPlantsCrave-ur1ht]

@Sleepy G. It's got electrolytes! Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

American commando ninja. Sounds like a charachter i would have made up as a child or a persona i would have used while in the army. This is one of the funniest ones ive seen man. I haven't laughed this hard in over a year so thank you mark.

[@kenrickkahn]

Seems like a Name I would have used in a Pro Wrestling game back in the day.. 😂

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

@@kenrickkahn i know right! Gotta admit it outrageous and badass. Its like 3 80s movies in one title. Which was Probably the point lol. I cant get over that guy beating on that couch with his hand folding on the strikes 😂.

[@kenrickkahn]

@@FRANK45CASTLE You say it all for me 😂😂😂😂 and You 100% right..

[@AlphaFlight]

I agree. When they started talking about samurais. I pictured samurai cop there as his back story

[@TheLordSheogorath]

How u made those awesome emojis

[@Funkymix18]

"If someone tries kicking you, just pass the kick on to somebody else". That bit cracked me up

[@pinrod1]

me too, loling right now

[@thecaptain4512]

Probably never going to do a cartwheel. Sir, more relatable words have never been spoken.

[@daviddenis4178]

Yeah, I had a bit of an existential moment there.

[@DariaMorgandoffer]

Congratulations to Kyle and his beautiful little ones..

[@BradsPitts.]

"I hope your actions are nearly as strong as your words." "...Yeah."

[@MisterBrimm]

10 years went by in a flash. Now I'm old, and Mark needs a million subs already.

[@kenrickkahn]

I want him to get it.. Good dude..

[@behemothnemoth]

I don't understand how he doesn't, been watching him for at least 5 years and have been seeing people say this the whole time.

[@z304legend]

Yeah no. Being happy and talkative doesn't deserve anything. You get what you get

[@seanmatthewking]

@@z304legend You get what you get. Great insight Zach. Really enlightening stuff. 0 likes huh? Guess you get what you get.

[@Darth_Raider8140]

@@seanmatthewking Zach used to be such a cool name too. Guess that ended when Zachary Ruckh was born

[@MarilynWanjiru]

The ninja having an "ocular disability," had me in stitches for a good 2 min.

[@eyeln9ne696]

I love the when they edit the same attack 3 times quickly. The old Jean-Claude Van Damme movies did this a lot.

[@FINNSTIGAT0R]

With the exception that JCVD's kicks n shit were edited from different angles

[@TheH454]

That popcorn bit at the end is genius. Also, so many diamond wipes and a single star wipe? Somebody needs to give the editor a talking to.

[@nathanielzuranski]

I'm not gonna lie, every time I get a notification and it's you, it's always when I'm doing something, say, "c'mon, I'm trying to do my life," and then stop whatever I'm doing and watch your video. Every single time.

[@jmdesantis]

This just happened to me. I had stuff to do this morning, but I couldn't even pause to watch later. 😅 Great video--every time.

[@midnightblues9895]

EXACTLY!

[@schreiberyannick8180]

Finally an old 'wierd' movie which made its way to Germany and which got an awful translation! By the way: the German title is 'Das Todesschwert der Ninja" (The Deathsword of the Ninja) - which is equally confusing, misleading and just plain stupid. Thanks to Mark for the new video! It has been an awesome year so far!

[@docwho2828]

Sie sprechen mir aus der Seele! In unserem Freundeskreis ist dieser Film Kult , vor allem die ersten Minuten. Eine Freundin gab sogar ihrer Rollenspiel-Figur den Decknamen Becky Brenda.

[@FGuilt]

I see Mark with that "TOO the show" intro, and my happy tickle starts acting up.

[@DariaMorgandoffer]

Waiting for my tank top and coffee mug to arrive so I can binge my favorite channel the right way

[@batman_overlord]

Congrats to Kyle! And happy 10th anniversary Mark.

[@pommie5093]

I was totally thinking about how much I love those green shorts-you're right Mark, it is hard to resist them!

[@mcnuggets2011]

The fact that Mark has uploaded as many videos during this Pandemic then as his entire run in 2018 and 19 is amazing. Keep it up man!

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Always love it when Mark adds himself into the scene, absolutely smooth.

[@owie4070]

I've seen channels with a million subs who give their subscribers nothing and only try to sell merch. This guy sure does show his appreciation. Happy 10th anniversary Mark.

[@MegaBIGJOE64]

HOCUS POCUS : finally real magic in a movie packed with great actors, great dialogs and extraordinary NINJA action ! Thanks Mark for that magnificent description of all the events shown in this masterpiece of a movie.

[@michaelmurphy2786]

I think the biggest change for me during lockdown has been waking up and not putting an ether soaked rag in my pocket. Is life even worth it without the ability to non-violently knock out random strangers in the street?

[@pdpauldelaney]

I read your comment before finishing this video; I’ll tell ya, it’s way more understandable with context haha!

[@lexocet]

It has to be Tommy Wiseau doing the dubbing for that Russian Martin guy. Just waited to hear that infamous "Oh, hi Tanaga" in the first office scene.

[@Claypidgeon162]

Even if it isn't, it might be a clue as to what f-ing country Wiseau comes from.

[@allymcnally6639]

The guy who says "So... Mark got himself quite a nice little restaurant. Ha ha ha aaa. " totally sounds like Tommy Wiseau. Hahahaha nice restaurant Mark. You're so crazy! Also, is it just me or does David look like Asian Will Wheaton?

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

And the Martin guy sounds like Donald Trump

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

Oh wait, it's the same guy. Yeah, his laugh is 100% Wiseau

[@cornsyruptrucker]

He looks like Asian wil wheaton

[@whatifschrodingersboxwasacofin]

Oh, man - Brenda’s hairstyle with the popped collars and/or half-popped... high-waisted pleated ‘slacks’ with narrow belts. ALL the girls in my church circa 1982. lol We guys had to leave our neon pants at home on Sundays, but you could land rc aircraft on the shoulder pads of our suits. 🤣🤣🤣 Congrats on 10 years. Thanks for all the laughs.

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

Bill Paxton's "Game over man!", took me by surprise and was absolutely perfect 😂

[@ellanes77]

I’m in my 40’s and I’ve never been able to flip off a diving board. Thank you for not making me feel alone

[@illmsg77]

Seriously, dueling monologues would be hilarious! They escalate and get louder and sweaty and mildly violent. YES!!!

[@toddpeterson5904]

Pretty sure this is from the same people that did Mind Trap, but maybe this movie IS another mind trap

[@transposestudios]

I can' t even count the times I've left home thinking, "thank goodness I've got my ether soaked rag!!!!"

[@h-linetv1082]

I don't know why, but the close-ups at 18:31 are so hilarious. Then, Mark just walks in in the background with a bathrobe, a coffee mug, and his own great closeups. 😂

[@12345.......]

Uh, hey can I talk to you guys for a sec? 🤣

[@h-linetv1082]

@@12345....... He just said that he likes improv because he can go off on a tangent. That's a great example! 😂

[@CapucineNighly]

Lol... Hocus Pocus. Lost all seriousness. 😂

[@nobody-9838]

I see you've never had a mystical paper plane thrown at you.

[@Dodgera-ED-Wolff]

Velocipastor is one about a priest who has to team up with a prostitute after finding out he can turn into a raptor to fight ninjas

[@troodon1096]

Only when fighting ninjas? Seems oddly specific.

[@Dodgera-ED-Wolff]

@@troodon1096 Not only when he fights them but he uses it to fight them. He discovers it only after he travels to Asia

[@Top10WizardReviews]

This movie was edited by the guy who edits all the bowling alley videos that play when you get a strike, gutter-ball, etc.

[@katroamleft4721]

Mark... I so needed this upload. You are my go to anxiety/insomnia content. "💜💜

[@taviss2775]

This channel is criminally underrated.

[@albertoamoruso7711]

That footage of Ninja Mark hurting his back still gives me backache

[@ShinySephiroth1]

YES! I was looking for someone else who mentioned this. I can still hear the crack from the OG video.

[@albertoamoruso7711]

@@ShinySephiroth1 Hardcore Mark Enjoyers

[@jesseperry9602]

The bit with the tracking device in the jacket is why I am now subscribed. Thanks for the laughs. :)

[@jediknightmark3599]

Just pass the kick on to somebody else 🤣🤣🤣

[@levelheaded0038]

Oh my god that air b&b skit. I was crying with laughter

[@blumpkins8000]

I laughed really hard at Mark shook the dust out of his hair

[@sunnypandey6630]

I found this channel years ago .. and haven't left ever since

[@sevenstone1091]

Congrats to Kyle and Family! It looks like the switch will get some good use.

[@kurotodan5222]

12:20 I lost it at Mark commentary 🤣

[@FelixMichaelT83]

I just thank God for giving me a new day to see Weird Movies with Mark P.S.: You should review Maniac Cop

[@sockmonkey22]

Chicago Cubs’ Wrigley Field had the trough toilets when I was a kid, late 1960’s.😄

[@brentsonier]

Mark's after-show thoughts...."Damn, I should've used the 5-diamond wipe when i revealed my green screen."

[@ClownScreams]

I wasn’t expecting Confederate Wonder Woman cosplay today.

[@voiddweller9622]

"What the hell, dude!?" has to be his best recurring line

[@mammuchan8923]

OMG this was one of your best ever, I was laughing so hard my husband got concerned. That David and Larry Bromance 😆

[@samamies88]

17:44 Did Mark edit Dialogue from The Room... or is that original audio? If so then i think we found where Wiseau got his inspiration from for the weird eastern sounding laughter

[@ethericboy]

That was stellar voice acting;and I love how they managed to find the right cars for the 70"s period

[@celticwarrior6349]

Congratulations Kyle...and Congrats Mark for 10th anniversary...luv the vids👍Mark...

[@WockToPoland]

Best movie channel on all of YT.

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

Amazing that you've been doing this for so long! You're one of the best examples of the movie review format and you humor never fails to amuse me. Here's to a successful future! You deserve it

[@joeymulvaney1335]

Fereereereereereereereeereereereereereereereereereeereereereerreereereereereereereereereereeereereereereeereerr

[@GingerZombie29]

I love Mark saying "Welcome back *TO* the show"

[@docsnake]

Was just hoping you would post again and here you are!

[@fookinpikee]

Glad a family won the prize. Keep up the good work Mark, I really look forward to these. Thanks man!

[@francisthepope8290]

Haven't laughed so much for a long time.

[@JacksonWithrow82]

"He maintains his ninja focus with more beer" lololol

[@calcharland5650]

No need to joke around Mark I lost my father to loose wooden sticks and plastic buckets

[@nobody-9838]

So he kicked the bucket, huh? Seems he didn't want to stick around this world anymore, eh.

[@calcharland5650]

@@nobody-9838 too soon man. Too soon

[@johnnythewalrus]

Was he a ninja?

[@RadaghastBrown]

I, genuinely, will never understand why you don't have ten times the subs that you do.

[@ravenlord4]

So we have Taiwanese leads racing against Russian operatives to find a Japanese scientist/alchemist. Then a Chinese third party shows up for the hunt with a "hocus pocus" wizard, so team Taiwan counters by bringing in an American "commando ninja". Oh, and the whole thing is dubbed in horrendous British English. After actually typing that, I am wondering if maybe the Amish are on to something . . .

[@HEARTS-OF-SPACE]

Mark, you deserve more subs. Truly great work, my guy. I love when you insert yourself into the scenes, it's hilarious and the effect is well done. Keep it up!

[@TheTb2364]

Sometimes I just see a tree and want to climb it, but then I realise I'm standing sideways to it and it's no good...

[@l456tatertot3]

My favorite part of Marks video’s are the parts he inserts himself in...hysterical! Mark you’re incredibly talented and funny, thank you for brightening up my day 😘

[@sudoDavid]

love the bloopers!!

[@justinwilliam4644]

The only time I've seen the trough urinal is in primary and high school. Brought back memories .in Australia anyways prolly different in Canada/states

[@mattjohnson8585]

Guess it's time for me to go out and get a lime-green everything.

[@nobody-9838]

Are you sure you're ready for that much tail?

[@gillianmeek45]

Now we know the real reason for everyone wearing green on st Patrick's day

[@jeffreyclaus9696]

Hey Mark thanks for the great content got me through the pandemic and a terrible depression. Love the new effects too. The hocus pocus bit was irresistible low hand hanging fruit but perfectly executed, FATALITY!

[@marcosrecio4062]

This was probably made by Godfrey Ho,the guy made like 138 movies doing that cut and paste thing

[@ThePaintingClinic]

It was.

[@iaincowell9747]

@@ThePaintingClinic No it wasn't.

[@dvswia1831]

Hiding on the ladder was really something!

[@camerontarantino5425]

Still don't understand the small amount of subs this man has

[@purplepacks7175]

Same here I've commented this multiple times I have no idea why he doesn't Have more but all his subs are consistent viewers hes got a good fanbase

[@targard.quantumfrack6854]

This is still a lot of people, imagine yourself speaking to 177 000 people. Cheers from Paris.

[@WatchingTrainsGoBy-PassingTime]

Congrats Kyle and family. And happy 10th anniversary Mark

[@DariaMorgandoffer]

Don't feel bad my silly self scared to do a Somersault and cartwheels..for some reason I'm scared to flip my body..u might snap my neck..or just embarrassing the life out of myself

[@nobody-9838]

Agreed, once I tried to do a backflip... I only made it half way. Let's say I learned my lesson and never tried again.

[@RobBreatheInTheAir]

You make me laugh more than anybody on KZbin

[@jeremiahalexander5513]

Hmmm. Now I’m craving grilled lettuce.

[@allenpoe17]

Wash it down with some microwaved strawberries.

[@gbarn01]

Your green screen inserts are great. U keep raising the bar for your vids. Love it.

[@starkparker16]

My fellow male Dodger fans know the anxiety that comes from peeing in a trough while facing another man from across the trough. Eye contact must be avoided at all costs. No conversation is permitted. It's best to hold it and pee in the parking lot after the game.

[@francispepito6972]

Where's the hocus pokus? That's it? 😂😂 And Mark hitting on Brenda.. Should've worn the green shirt or shorts. 😂😂😂

[@cseguin]

The title is classic . . . a jumble of "action" words smashed together . . . what next - a fantasy movie called _Hobbit Dragon Magic?_

[@allenpoe17]

Horror movie: Bloody Stab Killer No one dies until the last 30 seconds.

[@OzgurNevres]

If somebody is trying to kick you, just pass the kick on someone else 🤣🤣🤣

[@tecumsehcristero]

They clearly thought that the Confederate Flag was just a weird British Flag

[@kenrickkahn]

They had to though that.. it's the only explanation we can think of..

[@joshuablack8221]

I’m thankful for these ridiculous movies because they make me laugh my butt off and it’s so good 😂😂😂

[@ooferrell]

I think the American part of this movie has to do with the American 80s outfits they are wearing.

[@jamesellis8364]

A man who actually got video of the people who actually won a thing that somebody promised. A small modicum of my faith in humanity is restored.

[@rafaelbeltrame]

Yey, a martial arts one! Thanks for another great episode. You know Mark is in your life when you see a movie and wonders how would mark react. ( Watching a full song dance scene from The Midnight Hour-1985)

[@beggar1015]

The fashions in this movie deserve their own video commentary.

[@leland0]

"Damn it, he's not inside the jacket!" XD

[@jasonraschen1109]

Mark, you out did yourself wit this video. The bit at 18:35 might have been the funniest thing you’ve done. Bravo!

[@camwilder8996]

the beginning with the ninja falling backwards after his jump from the roof- best sight gag ever

[@oldblinddarby2498]

Literally the only videos I watch as soon as I see them releases.... entertaining as always mark, thanks!

[@cadesilvers7259]

You made my day Mark! More skits please 🙏 I love them so much.

[@Morboeatspeople]

When you had the powder in your hair, you totally looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken lol

[@shawnfields2369]

He either looked like Bryan Fury, from Tekken or Nero(from DMC4 & 5), in a business suit. Which is to say, Mark looked cool. But, if they ever make a good Tekken movie, (because Tekken is awesome), somebody out there, cast Mark as Bryan Fury or maybe Lee Chaolan, with sunglasses, or maybe Paul Phoenix, (with or without the insane hairstyle).

[@lawrencedanastorg7600]

You are the funniest commentor of cheap movies that I ever seen. I like when you include yourself in a scene and talk to the other actors.

[@InvestedGman]

13:38 I love the face change he makes after the ninja stars miss him. Lol