Improvised Self Defense Weapons That Make Sensei Seth VERY Uncomfortable | Let's Play Equalizer!

[@hard2hurt]

Go see part 2 on Sensei Seth's channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaCsoYx9g9KjiJo

[@j.p8603]

What was your weapon in the 3rd round?

[@TheMartialMix]

Hey man, Im primarily a Kyokushin/BJJ guy, I watched your aikido video and ran into this video, I want to get your thoughts on it, video starts at 1:26 theres alot of talking kzbin.info/www/bejne/pGelkn5jndp3iLc

[@SvenStadt]

Ever hear of child labor laws, guy?? lol JK

[@TheMartialMix]

Would be awsome for you to take a look at the clip, if not what ever have a lit day.

[@5THR33S]

Was that last item of yours a firework by chance?

[@SenseiSeth]

When in doubt, peanut butter! 😂

[@VincentMMALife]

😂

[@justinbarnuevo8328]

"PB2 hit me up" 🤣

[@VincentMMALife]

@@justinbarnuevo8328😂😂😂

[@JimmyButler41]

What was the last thing hr brought

[@tylerortega7572]

"9/10 thieves are allergic to peanuts."

[@iangraber-stiehl461]

Y'all misses the best choice: Lube. Squirt it on the ground and just let the guy try to get to you

[@jc-kj8yc]

Someone watched too much home alone 😂😂😂😂 I love this idea!

[@dangerszewski9816]

He went right past the laundry soap and the ant killer spray foam when he went for the mop. A bottle of Tide on the floor and they're not getting to you standing, and they could well take themselves down for the count trying.

[@Will-ge7ri]

You must have lost your marbles.

[@GaelLevelComments]

@@Will-ge7ri top tier comment 😂😂

[@merkins87]

You're dead right: when prisoners are resisting a cell extraction, first thing they do after barricading the vents is splashing soapy water & shampoo everywhere.

[@SvenStadt]

Go grab a live lobster from the tank! "You wanna come at me, I got a f****** lobster!!!"

[@asurasyn]

(Wields butter menacingly)

[@JDStone-jg8cg]

@@asurasyn I laughed way too hard at this lol

[@eljoelo2459]

What I like the most of this channel is the respect for other people styles, Mike's honesty with what he thinks works or not, and that I have seen Mike in real fights.

[@VincentMMALife]

Jackie Chan is the master of improvised weapons. There hasn't been a thing in the world that he hasn't used in a fight scene. Love the guy.

[@RenzDavis]

Jackie Chan is the macguyver of martial arts. 💪😁👍

[@wesleyLTH]

Dildo?

[@cathay11]

Ledend says he fought 4 guys using a sex doll as a weapon.

[@abdulbah2176]

Jackie Chan can literally use a piece of paper and still win

[@jajak8055412]

This is going to haunt me if I don't find out. 1. What's was being bleeped out????? 2. What was Mike's third weapon!?!

[@entltyq]

Same! 🌝

[@fabiz8602]

+1

[@killfacebalor2474]

It almost has to be some version of dirty bomb, right?

[@almost-punk]

mustard gas, chemical bomb, normal bomb, or molotov cocktail are my best guesses???

[@PlanesWithHotas]

@@almost-punk when have you ever seen a bomb, a chemical bomb or a molotov cocktail in a dollar store?

[@Will-ge7ri]

The ninja turtle with the spatula story had me laughing so hard I scared my baby 🤣

[@liamkerr7183]

I'll take the Ragu jar. Many applications, you could basically use it like a rock bashing or throwing it, you could unscrew the top and "pocket sauce" someone, you could use it like a broken bottle if it gives against an assailant's forehead or you could break it intentionally, and finally you can make spaghetti so as to recuperate from your exhausting battle.

[@BeReadyFighting]

When's the "how to make napalm at the grocery store" coming out?

[@yblignomis]

The MRAP special

[@richarddamzen8473]

Washing powder, acetone and polystyrene. Is the list without the method.

[@heathen637]

Easy.

[@heathen637]

@@richarddamzen8473 Any idiot can figure that out.

[@daltonnonya4772]

A veteran i used to know said that they used to disassemble lightbulbs and fill them w/ petroleum jelly and gasoline then reassemble it and either use it like a molotov or scew it back in the socket so when some unlucky bastard turns on the lightbulb he gets a suprise p.s. petroleum was part of what they used for napalm in veitnam

[@charliezelenowski2701]

I once used a Frying Pan ~ There's a TL;DR but I beg you to actually read the whole thing, anyone. It doesn't matter who. I was 15 at the time (2005), it was Christmas eve and I was in bed. It was close to midnight when this happened. I heard my Mum shouting and things being thrown around in the kitchen... I went to see what was wrong and found a man strangling my Mum. It took about 5 seconds to sink in... it felt like time froze. I noticed there was a frying pan on the floor and the guy had his back to me. I picked it up and remember thinking that I need to hit him as hard as I could (I'll be honest, I tried to kill him) because he's a man and I am just a kid. I also didn't know exactly how long he'd been strangling my Mum so I wanted to make sure whatever I did worked the first time. He didn't go unconscious but he stopped strangling my Mum and fell to the ground holding the top of his head. After that, I remember my Grandad turned up, he was 57 at the time and had suffered several minor heart attacks previously. Just so you're not imagining a frail old man though, he had worked in a coal mine from the age of 15 until he was 50. My Grandad came into the house, followed by two of the guys friends. I can only guess that they were "lookouts" and were trying to stop him getting into the house. When my Grandad spotted my Mum in tears and clearly in fear of what was happening. Before saying a word he turned to the two people following him and knocked them both unconscious... as easily and simply as I just wrote it. The first two went down so fast it almost looked like he'd knocked them both out simultaneously. During this the third guy, the one I'd hit with the frying pan stood up and punched my Grandad in the back of the head. My Grandad turned around and almost laughing said "ya what?" He then proceeded to bounce this guys head off of our fridge with every punch he landed even landing them as he was going down. There were 3 dints in our fridge, each one slightly lower and smaller than the other, where this guys head had bounced off it. He then grabbed him by his legs and dragged him into the garden. About 30 seconds later the police showed up and took statements and arrested the 3 men. As I look back now I am surprised my Grandad wasn't also taken in but they just let him go home once they had the basics of what had happened. It was my 8 year old sister who had heard the noise and panic too and had the sense to call my Grandad to come over. She told him "something bad is happening to Mum" TL:DR I hit someone who was trying to strangle my Mum after entering our home on a Christmas eve. I think he was trying to rob us and it went wrong. Then my Grandad shows up and K.Os him and his two friends then drags them outside and waits for the police. My Grandad turned 73 recently and is alive and well. I am currently living with him during the lockdown since he's incredibly high risk and can't leave the house. I haven't seen my girlfriend (pretty much my only friend) who has been with me for 14-15 years since lockdown started but I wouldn't change being here with him for anything.

[@DarkGhostHacker]

What type of martial art/combat training did your grandad learn? Thatd amazing and godlike. I basically would love to be able to do what he did but have no clue how to get there. Took and learned several martial arts and self defense courses but they are mostly useless.

[@gilangputra206]

Cool story bro

[@Angelo-kd6nd]

@@DarkGhostHacker at least you're at the right channel, Mike is no bullshit

[@lucaswalker9773]

@@DarkGhostHacker honestly I would just find something you like and stick with it. You have to keep in mind this dude had spent his whole working life as a miner, and that's some really hard conditions to be in day in and day out. I recommend finding a martial arts club as opposed to a school. It's cheaper and they have a more relaxed and open feel to them, usually. I used to train only one style, but you should learn what you feel is effective for you and question the things your taught. If whoever is teaching is having a problem with your questions and input, then you need someone else to teach you.

[@adksherm]

I dont have the time to write as eloquently, but one time my grandpa came running down the street in his underwear with a shotgun and shot a bear that had broken into our house. Wish I had a picture lol... I love my grandpa too man I wish you and your family good health.

[@Nepthu]

This is hilarious. I didn't know you and Seth lived in the same town. I agree with the staff broom. It's the size of the fight in the CART. LOL

[@SenseiSeth]

We don’t, I drove 3 hours to go to the dollar store with Mike

[@hard2hurt]

Lol

[@jasonb9562]

Must have been a hell of a dollar store. Did he at least buy you an ice cream?

[@Deathskull0001]

@@jasonb9562 He paid him in exposure.

[@confessedrock7358]

he 100% made a molotov cocktail

[@AuthenticHD]

They literally sell knives at the grocery store lol I expected somebody to grab one

[@Footrotflats251]

knife isnt improvised though its alredy a weapon

[@tekken.universal2343]

@@Footrotflats251 well it depends mist are tools

[@Shrapnel82]

"This might hurt, but thieves aren't allergic to spatulas"

[@SenseiSeth]

😂

[@justusbraz]

Just watched The Equalizer because of this. Thank you, Mike and Seth!

[@riversedgekickboxing694]

The most efficient improvised weapon I've ever seen is a padlock on the end of a chain. It's the streetkid weapon of choice, and I would choose it over a knife any day.

[@miguelwesten3408]

Biker gangs put padlocks on the end of bandanas and tuck the padlock in their back pocket and it just looks like any ol bandana tucked in their pocket. Pretty smart really.

[@kballs94]

lock in a sock in prison

[@kyokuslaps2411]

@@miguelwesten3408 fuckin banana in their pocket?

[@jonahi1304]

you can also use a padlock (practicality dependent on size) as a brass-knuckle. I've carried one and punched oak trees enough to dent and strip the bark and no i didn't hurt my hand

[@Leo.23232]

@@jonahi1304 same, i've never seen anyone else talk about this before, but whenever i see people talk about brass knuckles being bad because they hurt your hand, i always think about how i have no problem with a padlock

[@champbellamy2890]

Or instead of running around the store finding items do items on each row (one item/ weapon each row)

[@wc153221]

I really love the idea of being aware of improvised weapons that are around you. I had a friend that was a cop and swat officer that went on a cruise. He obviously couldn’t take any weapons with him. He felt completely naked due to not having anything to defend himself or his wife with. Him appropriated a butter knife and sharpened it on the railing outside their cabin. He carried it in his pocket for the duration of the trip. Great idea on situational awareness. Don’t observe the people around you fit also what you could weaponize if you had to. Great stuff. Thanks

[@barrettdowell3985]

Seth's "uh-oh" face when the employee came around the corner has me cackling 🤣🤣🤣

[@amygriffin7259]

I know a sheriff that had a perp that was released from jail, threaten his daughter in a convenience store. He took a can of pork and beans and crowhopped that can across the store into the guys face. Worked like a charm

[@whyukraine]

As a grocery manager my father once knocked out a thief with an orange. They don't let you do that anymore.

[@Mendoza710]

"He was a Spongebob fan" im weak lol

[@hard2hurt]

Ha I didn't get it at the time

[@gardens9416]

hey mike, looking for tips on the best ways to avoid damage from batons, rubber bullets, tear gas, etc

[@nomad155]

Improvise, adapt, overcome

[@ninthkaikan1544]

gardens Use the 4th Tiger Back Thrust Technique, duh

[@tidge879]

There was a great post from a Chilean protester (shit's been kicking off there for long long time!) They advised that you take a bottle of water in which you've steeped bay leaves. They said that it almost instantly neutralises the effects of teargas. They carried it in a spray bottle and had a bandana soaked in it too.

[@heathen637]

Easy don't be an idiot and then you don't have to worry about it.

[@sirrivet9557]

Uh goggles are good against tear gas.

[@pedroguerrero3862]

You could also use chilli powder, grab a bottle and throw it in their eyes. Improvised pepper spray right there

[@samuelembry5285]

Something you guys might have missed about the mop.... the particular one that you chose has a hollow aluminum rod as its handle. Don't ask me how I know but if you strike something with a handle made out of hallowed aluminum it is prone to break and if you are not careful that sharp aluminum can cut you, like deep enough to need stitches. Again don't ask me how I know.

[@mrniceguy00987]

Do more of these please maybe at a mall in 5 minutes or a hardware store

[@kcmacdonald]

Lol I seen people try to strike with bottles and pint glasses, it shatters and they cut their tendons and need surgery. Or you get lucky, it doesn't break, and it's a half decent club. What you need it a bunch of marbles in a sock, or a T-ball bat, or hot sauce in a spray bottle, or some "dollar store" 2 dollar claw hammer

[@captainskippy6622]

As a police officer I worked a case where a adult bully was messing with a guy in a grocery store and the victim threw a can of tomato soup and hit the bully in the mouth knocking out several teeth and caused a gash that took 20 stitches. Victim was not prosecuted and the bully was

[@dashy227]

What was the third item that mike had????

[@aceface4669]

Question Mike please. If you face 3 opponents in a street fight, would you pick up with the apparently weakest or with the apparently strongest ?

[@danedavidson]

Canned goods in a sturdy plastic bag all twisted up. Supermarket version of a lock in a sock.

[@SenseiSeth]

😳

[@jimbear8888]

Love that boy !

[@oddish4352]

You want throwable stuff, Maddox? That 12-pack of Coke gives you multiple attempts, and they're heavy/hard enough to hurt. Also, you can shake one up and pop open, you have a blinding weapon. Other improvised weapons: Aerosol can Wine bottle Nearly any kitchen utensil Flour (blinding) Shopping cart (barrier between you and attacker)

[@999jay999]

Go to medicine isle and grab some *tea tree oil*... you ever had that go in your eyes ????.. OMG.... HELL on EARTH.,

[@necromancer0616]

Improvised Weapons can also be certain toys can actually be nasty if used a certain way or just a large soda bottle shaken up and sprayed at someone.

[@msylcatac]

Mike, did you make some sort of an improvised.... rapid expansion of pressure wave device?

[@MG-bi6mq]

Go Team Tomato Sauce! I got attacked in the hispanic section of Food Lion once. Managed to land a couple hits with jars of salsa before they closed distance.

[@SenseiSeth]

Proven lol

[@chainyrabbit]

You guys need to start up a new joint channel. Love when you 2 team up

[@JayFolipurba]

it's like a spicy grenade! shards of glass and the burn? that's deadly

[@algiz7648]

Hot sauce + soda in a plastic bottle (like a ketchup bottle). Shake and spray! Or bleach and soda...

[@bryannoyce]

Something that you just grab and use as a weapon is an "impromptu weapon". When you take available materials and fashion a weapon, it is an "improvised weapon". When you obtain or fashion tools to, or learn skills to, or just spend significant time to, make a weapon, it is called a "homemade weapon". So, if you grab a baseball bat, it is an impromptu weapon. If you wrap barbwire around the end of a baseball bat, it is an improvised weapon. If you make a PVC pipe longbow, it is a homemade weapon.

[@DDankyKang]

whats the thing you censored?? i didnt get it!

[@n.bcritical9819]

What did icy mike made in the last round ??

[@SenseiSeth]

👀

[@MW-3002]

Dildo probably

[@Al77343]

Something with condoms probably

[@mellonhead9568]

I NEED TO KNOW

[@TheBigGSN5]

A bomb.

[@zachlloyd9392]

You ever used PB2? That shit gets clumpy and thick with just a little bit of moisture. I imagine if it got in your eyes or back of your throat it actually would be kind of debilitating in a way.

[@SenseiSeth]

Would be TERRIBLE

[@5THR33S]

Wait what was Mike's last item?

[@silverousleonidas5790]

Why not go with AXE body spray or such and use it like pepper spray?

[@SenseiSeth]

It’s basically the same thing lol

[@Brian-hg3gt]

What was mikes last pick?

[@midnightmosesuk]

A pair of tights, a can of beans. Stick the tin down one leg of the tights then tuck the lot down the other leg to give it a bit of strength.

[@-westman3619]

Beer bottle in my dominant hand for bashing (and slashing if if breaks right) and a half gallon milk jug with a handle in my non-dom hand for a shield

[@id-ic4bn]

I’m sorry if that’ve been asked before, but what do you think of Kudo karate. In your kykoshin Video you pointed out some of its weaknesses and Kudo fills them

[@craigross341]

You're standing on the best improvised weapon!

[@SenseiSeth]

Side kicks?!

[@craigross341]

@@SenseiSeth I was thinking the floor. Falling, or worse getting forcibly splatted into the ground, is terrible. Remember (IIRC) Rampage Jackson slamming a dummy into the ground on sport science? Many thousands of feet pounds of force. Foot sweeps, trips, judo throws, barging into somebody while giving them your leg to fall over....There are a lot of ways to end up falling heavily, and then, of course, you can be whacked off the ground. Grabbing someone's hair and hitting their head on the ground could easily kill them. Kicking someone when they're on the ground means they're a much easier target. Stamping on someone if they're on solid ground means all the energy gets transferred, and again fatalities can result. Military unarmed combat pretty much consists of getting your hands up and chin down, getting people violently off their feet and into the ground, and then kicking them. There's a reason for that. It also comes as such a shock to be off your feet. A foot behind your feet, and big push, and your mass will be way, way beyond your feet before any chance of trying to get them under you. If you're lucky you land on your ass, don't hit your head, and don't hurt your wrist trying to save yourself.

[@taylor-of1pf]

Craig Ross you’re way too passionate about this

[@grsimpson3957]

@@craigross341 Judo was always practiced on hard floors. When a Judo guy was wrestling a Gracie, (Probably Helio, I forgot which one) he threw him, and wrote down in his journal that he he intended to knock him out with the throw but didn't because of the mats.

[@mickeysquintz9650]

What did you say in the bleeped out section?

[@colesaul-milligan7478]

Thanks guys. This was really funny

[@stickman-1]

Hornet spray guys. Shoots a stream 20' and is nasty stuff. Also the pots and pans stuff can be good for close up fighting.

[@SenseiSeth]

Yikes

[@sprk11]

o guys watched both vids, loved it awesome, you and Seth work so well together. But how come no one grabbed a can of Raid?

[@sprk11]

or the Hornet killer with the long distance nossel,

[@SenseiSeth]

Would’ve been smart lol

[@jamesrowlands1943]

I've said this before... Roll a newspaper as tight as possible along it's longest edge, fold in half and pee on the end to add extra weight (and to add insult to injury)...

[@Fausto_4841]

Well, you’re halfway to a “millwall brick” just fill the middle with nickels, washers, or screws before rolling it up then piss on it. It’s a soccer hooligans best friend. Stadiums outlaw weapons, but they all sell newspapers and programs, and the security isnt going to trip about a few handfuls of coins in your pockets.

[@ollyaintjolly1249]

Bittle of hot sauce, break it and jab with the hot stuff on it

[@Carnerd101]

1. Hot Sauce or chili powder, hammer in the hardware dept, mop in the cleaning supplies

[@regalisexa3869]

I really hope you showed him the Equalizer after the video😂

[@Smokeyxz]

I came back to this and the 9/10 thieves being allergic to peanut butter is definitely a fact. Lmao

[@joe94c]

I need to know the round 3 items XD

[@SaftonYT]

Yeah. I was (and am) super confused.

[@reezyrey1828]

Same

[@The31st]

Put the mop in water, hang it in a freezer with the mop bit in a point and boom spear

[@sneakyboi636]

“It’s not about the size of the cart, it’s about the fight of the cart”

[@Ashbringer85]

Exactly why not pepper or chilli powder maybe washing powder...yeah lots of things but peanut butter powder....lol.

[@thestonethatthebuilderrefu5231]

Need to do a video on the tactical twisted tea

[@andresperedo1275]

I would pick a glass cleaner spray and a toilet brush (used)

[@Jedi_Jed]

You almost need to separate bombs and chemicals from hand weapons. Such different applications. Cayenne, crushed glass, dry ice, and soda bottle for preemptive strikes. Skillets and handles etc if it's defensive. Or hey one and then the other. Gets disturbing fast doesn't it?

[@victoriaconway3632]

The Equalizer movie was a remake from the 80's show with Edward Woodward.

[@hildolfrdraugadrottin7279]

Liquid Drano and a pump up sprayer would work pretty well. :)

[@redactedcanceledcensored6890]

I think the dude who locked himself up was likely abused, lost his shit, and wanted some peace and quiet. If someone really wants to hurt others, they don't lock themselves up. If he didn't cause an injury to his father, would you have had to take him to jail?

[@1122-q1e]

What was the blurred item?

[@dannyobrian5957]

Coffee table legs are my favourite they don't break and are faster than long bats they work well on women beaters

[@rkaag99]

spice aisle... cayenne pepper and/or salt for the eyes

[@emmantheadrian616]

this needs to be a series bro

[@TheMartialMix]

Damn son, 15 year old kid slices cop with spatula

[@Rtiztktina]

My ultimate weapons of choice at the grocery store would be Miralax and cayenne pepper

[@HermanosKida]

didn't get how he'd use bleach and the balls

[@ryanseanmusicandlove]

Equalizer..definately the nail gun scene

[@ItsThugDimmadome]

Seth seems out from the start. 🤣

[@bestlifemartialarts5558]

Hey brotha it wasn’t on this video but one of your vids recommended a rollout matt. Which matt was that again?

[@hard2hurt]

Search "hard2hurt mats"

[@champbellamy2890]

Yall should do more videos like this‼️‼️

[@anonymous_1850]

Hey dude,can I use shoulder tackle or pop in self defense when we're clinching?

[@hard2hurt]

Search "hard2hurt shoulder bump"

[@SubExploration]

Add a lighter to the powdered peanut butter for a cool combo. Like powdered milk, that stuff also ignites when thrown up in a cloud. Could also hurt you though 🤣

[@josephlane1614]

That was my first thought, especially since he was originally looking for flour. He could litterally use it goblin slayer style.

[@bonemarrowy2k]

Finally did the video

[@jerubaal101]

Any comments on the cut kick? Seems like the ultimate, "sit the fuck down" move and very safe if done correctly.

[@Luke_Groundwalker]

Is there a VOD for the you&streetbeefs video? Im a fan of both of your channels. I was beyond hyped when I saw it pop up. The video is private now. Was wondering if the footage is being edited for upload or something? Again love the channel, keep up the content.

[@hard2hurt]

Look on my other channel

[@Luke_Groundwalker]

@@hard2hurt thanks!!

[@GhostRider-hy9zt]

“Is mayonnaise a weapon?”

[@6a6ylam6]

🤣😂🤣👏👏

[@craigross341]

Prisoners use "a (pad)lock in a sock". Lethal.

[@makeda6530]

Glass is harder to break than people think but totally.

[@eagleflight2627]

Mop the competition, I actually laughed with that.

[@SenseiSeth]

😉

[@dangerszewski9816]

He went right past the pesticide spray bottles and the laundry soap to a... mop? I would pick either of those first. Honestly if the goal is to avoid being attacked just dump soap on the floor, if they come for you they're not staying on their feet. And ant killer foam in the eyes is going to take the wind out of them for sure, literally. a mop, well you could try to keep them at a distance but honestly I'd rather dump the soap then grab the mop, I can keep them at a distance and they can't close freely.

[@ronnyraygunz8718]

Holy shit, any aerosol can deodorant, hairspray, etc, any cheap knife, plunger handle, scissors, a trash can lid as a shield, meat tenderizer tool, etc.

[@P0is0n3d_f4ngz]

You could of flipped that javex bottle over and used it as a club. It might of busted open with a clean shot but It's got a handle and it's got a lot of weight that collects at the end of the bottle when you swing it. So even if it isn't full the liquid will naturally move to the striking end of the bottle due to centrifugal force. I don't know if you have been hit in the head with a full water bottle but it packs whallop. I used to carry a metal reusable water bottle shaped like a beer bottle. If it was full and I hit you with it I'm confident you would not want to be hit again. Have one of the guys try hitting a pad with it. Hell have Maddox try and a see how hard he could hit with one. I bet it would suck lol.

[@nicholasmartin3770]

This one time I took out a rabbid trailer Parker with a can of pork n beans.

[@arkaiko5401]

i would look for a heavy can of beans and some socks, u put the can inside the socks and thats it, u got a heavy weird weapon to smash heads

[@jollyknuckles2138]

Old school punx - EGGS! If you have time, Tobasco in a squirt gun. Chili powder and a frozen chicken (or three) Blow chili powder at the aggressor, angling off, and Teep kicker the sucker, and throw the eggs at them for a laugh. Knock them out with a frozen chicken. Done. Finally, load your Tobasco Squirter and have it on hand for future Grocery Store attacks. You never know when some one's going to be after your culinary expertise. BONUS! How to Defend Against My Awesome Suggestions! Spatulas, water, and your own frozen meat. Spats to cover the eyes and smash eggs mid flight (FRUIT NINJA!!!!), water to clean out your eyes, and a frozen log of hamburger meat (or two) because beating someone with your meat is a great story to tell your future grand children assassins.

[@akoras3222]

I guess fight perfect should have blurred out their inappropriate self defense objects too ;)

[@SenseiSeth]

😂😂

[@puttputt524]

Can we make grenades loaded with tree nuts, shell fish, gluten, dairy, peanuts, latex and hotel soap?

[@lady_draguliana784]

pick up a 12pk of soda, pop the end open and you've got 12 projectiles to hand that are all capable of KOing someone (Yes, I've seen someone KO'd by a 12oz can)