A Kirby Main’s Guide to What Other Characters Probably Taste Like

[@HardDriveMag]

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[@nathangaming9130]

Holy god😊

[@oliverhedberg3831]

You should have said sonic tastes like chili dogs

[@oliverhedberg3831]

We need a dlc part 2

[@LDenius-ls2bf]

do a p2

[@tyler-w7w]

no

[@winter_storm8381]

Belome from Super Mario RPG actually tells you that Mario tastes sour and Peach tastes like... peaches

[@JumboDS64]

Well, there's acid in the colon, and acids are sour, so...

[@realperson9951]

@@JumboDS64 lol

[@OmegaCKL]

Peach macaroons... I'm down for that.

[@realperson9951]

@@OmegaCKL same

[@noyz-anything]

he tastes like a lemon

[@Kingcog175]

“Pikachu tastes like batteries” is my new favorite sentence

[@Therealot93]

Same

[@justinshih8688]

Mines “the knife you use to cut that cheesecake”.With the way he said it

[@Archallium]

Ikr

[@jamesEweaver]

Mines “sonic tastes like furry nachos”

[@benlilley3684]

Pikachu tastes like batteries and pichu tastes like pop rocks is mine

[@dkpsyhog]

This is literally the best video... “Every Fire Emblem tastes like a different flavour of Captain Crunch” oml

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

They're all my mains (mainly Marth and Roy and Ike), alongside Dropped Ice Cream boi Cloud.

[@ylissotato]

WE ARE NOT WIZARD MARTHS! This post was made by the Robin Gang

[@coolguy5133]

Oops All Berries is the best Capt. Crunch!

[@MidnightCapricorn2696]

@@ylissotato I believe ya, Robin Gang. I was one of ya. Buut, people don't care about the Emblem anymore... ...They aren't gonna add Hector to make anyone care, are they?

[@zetazane]

@@MidnightCapricorn2696 to be fair, an axe wouldnt really play to differently from a sword in-game.

[@jabarithegoldenlucario8841]

Joker: Tastes like fresh blood from all the hearts he’s stolen Hero: Each kind of hero taste like a different kind of Kit Kat. Banjo and Kazooie: Taste like Easter egg candy you find in the ground since they’ve been dormant for SO LONG. Terry: A Spicy Ketchup flavor. Byleth: Another Flavor of Captain Crunch Min Min: Ramen duh. With a hint of dragon fruit in there. Steve/Alex: Taste like a cubed piece of sushi. Zombie: Rotten Flesh, duh. Enderman: A sour blackberry. Or a Chorus Fruit. Sephiroth: Tastes like Shampoo and Hair Conditioner with how much of the stuff he uses when he bathes. Pyra: Spicy Sushi Mythra: Cold Sushi Kazuya: A Carolina reaper since the taste will set your mouth ablaze with demon flames. Edit: I gotta talk about Sora now. Sora tastes like Mickey Mouse Cookies.

[@dudebladeX]

Sephiroth tastes like a tree. But specifically a Pear Tree with only one Pear. So that he can give you this pear.

[@kirbyquartz5609]

I’m just gonna keep making this joke on every comment like this. Pyra and Mythra both taste extremely hot, it doesn’t matter the dish, it’s that hot

[@geoffabbythomas7293]

Sora tastes like air

[@arandomstranger.2204]

Hah. Dis Pear.

[@Cool-Vest]

Joker: tastes of smoke because of his persona arson. Hero: tastes like a whetstone because of all of the grinding Banjo & Kazooie: taste like 174^826820 gold collectibles Terry: tastes like the rubber floor of the weight room Byleth: tastes like Halloween Cap'n Crunch; more interesting than usual, but you still won't care Min Min: tastes like ramen with snake meat Steve: the taste you get if you average everything in the world and then make it into a sharp cube Sephiroth: He's so edgy that you only taste pain Pyra: a sour patch kid Mythra: an inside-out sour patch kid Kazuya: tastes like demon fire Sora: tastes like an overpriced muffin from Disneyland

[@malachiatkinson7245]

"Fox tastes like cardboard, _flat and no spices._ /Falco tastes like _different cardboard."_ Daaaaaamn.

[@ultimax140]

You gotta add some spices

[@FicherWolf]

I think that the fire emblem characters should taste like cardboard instead

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@FicherWolf Different colors of construction paper

[@marypepper939]

I dont get ir.

[@malachiatkinson7245]

@@marypepper939 It's a jab at how overused Fox and Falco are in competitive Smash. They're stale, so to speak.

[@lykanaslupus]

Me: Why would Mewtwo taste like popcorn? Me seconds later: OOOOOH. Genetically modified corn.

[@dabestorkposta]

Thanks

[@ntkplayzyt4176]

What

[@Jojo-on7pk]

@Bored Bear just watching KZbin so, just corn then?

[@carlowalther8765]

Thanks

[@AmazinEarth]

I don’t get it

[@tashan9104]

Ness tastes like pork Lucas tastes like new pork Ganondorf tastes like demon pork Wai- what the hack

[@spooky961]

“New pork” Haha funny... New pork city

[@tcatking9761]

*Which is basically spam*

[@annalee1847]

@@spooky961 OMG i played Mother 3 and didnt get that XD i thought because he was in a newer game then him xD

[@nika_akina3152]

Wait if porky gets in smash then what does he taste like

[@TarigonTetradactyl]

dammit porky, stop spreading your pigmask propaganda

[@thingsnpeople5819]

That's it. As a Kirby main, I NEED a full dictionary of what all of the smash characters taste like to Kirby. That way, I know when Kirby cannot swallow a opponent.

[@GSFigure]

Steve tastes like an inventory full of various minerals.

[@marvindivas351]

I taste like air

[@herbstone7310]

He tastes like Sawdust

[@thebrandtuber]

Tates like sweat

[@andro.txt0]

i taste like chips

[@leverplayz6660]

Thank you for roasting Bayonetta

[@penelope7354]

5:16 "Inklings taste like ink because they're squids" "Toon Link tastes like ink because he's a cartoon" Didn't even need to hear the Dr.Mario bit this was the snappiest joke in the vid

[@commandermystic8435]

Ahhhhh why!?!?!?!?!?!

[@casualwoomy]

IM LITERALLY JUST UNCOOKED CALAMARI

[@commandermystic8435]

@@casualwoomy we both are

[@casualwoomy]

Yup

[@commandermystic8435]

@@casualwoomy like ITS JUST LIKE BOTH OF US CHOPPED AND BE UNCOOKED

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

“Cloud tastes like ice cream that fell on the sidewalk” *Pit would like to know your location*

[@sierra2441]

Lol yes

[@BREYRAY89076]

Great meme

[@deathmarxsoul7788]

Actually its Cloud))

[@scarced8412]

@@deathmarxsoul7788 r/woooosh

[@OrangeJuiceEnjoyer0]

Floor icecream. Nice

[@NoriakiRyuji]

"Donkey Kong tastes like a frozen hot pocket" was a sentence I was NOT ready for

[@goyangi4143]

Diddy kong should’ve tasted like peanuts

[@NoriakiRyuji]

@@goyangi4143 and wood, banana peels, whatever hats are made of, and hair. mostly hair.

[@goyangi4143]

@@NoriakiRyuji ye

[@sophieheart2707]

DK should be tastes like Banana cream pie.

[@goyangi4143]

Plus, Hot Pockets are owned by Nestle, so it doesn't have to be frozen to match Donkey Kong's icy heart.

[@adamroquemore6410]

>Lucas tastes like new pork very nice

[@ruediix]

Everyone in the Earthbound/Mother series taste like pork. Except the Cultists, they taste like pork with blue paint.

[@laumickey3016]

NEW PORK CITY

[@jishaboy]

Adam Roquemore I get the joke but... how DO they taste like pork?...

[@spooky961]

A Random Person don't forget childhood trauma

[@pzkitty6783]

ruediix Giygas?

[@bioniclefan4149]

Incineroar actually tastes like flamin’ hot Cheetos

[@alienxotic5028]

Yes

[@blobbyblorb6281]

no he tastes like my big floofer cat, but warmer

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Underrated comment.

[@fluffysylveon]

Perfect

[@mrhoodoo3875]

He tastes like spicy chicken dino nuggets.

[@SupaGema]

Finally something Smash related that is actually important

[@scientificapple69]

I like how mega man is expensive plastic but still in the category of 'if a friend cooked it for you, you would tell them it wasn't bad'

[@psychicsodabottle]

So you've never tried expensive plastic?

[@eclecticenthusiast2997]

He’s at least got a little bit of artificial flesh in him probably. Yummy human meat brings it up a bit.

[@spark1400]

4:36 The unpredictability of Palutena tasting like Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light Beer is the sole reason I’m liking this video.

[@xandert8527]

No one: Budweiser Select 55 Premium Light: *gets into smash*

[@CilanSteele]

Squirtle and Bowser is what got me to like

[@User-jc5ho]

1:38

[@bl6973]

Double A I expected her to be a meringue. Light and airy but still dense.

[@realwhigmaster]

@@CilanSteele Giga Bowser: wayyyyyyy too much turtle soup.

[@Ok-yn9uo]

"Give yourself a lick an find out" *licks arm* That could use some salt

[@casualkhajiit]

parrot animations *licks self* I have too much salt

[@KhryausOHowl]

*licks self* This is why people call me cute as it seems.

[@drrapture1579]

nice pfp

[@cey_ner]

I Taste like sandy cardboard that had lime kool-aid spilled on and then had metal flakes sprinkled on it.

[@tammyhendren5445]

i taste like salt not because i am always salty it is because i sweat a lot

[@darkpit163]

Pit: *licks cloud* Cloud:WTH *fLoOr ICe cReAM gIVes yOU heaLTH*

[@tezicarus8572]

Refrence

[@bubalubagus7037]

damn that was a slick reference

[@tezicarus8572]

Yea uprising bois know this refrence FlOor IcE crEaM gIVes yOu HealTH

[@infant_annihiIator]

Ah fucc I can't believe you done this

[@darkpit163]

How the hell does my comment even have 55 likes

[@themightygatekeeperdefende9755]

The macaroon comparisons with peach is actually even better when in take on the fact that she’s really hard to play at high level, and that macaroon’s are pretty easy to fuck up.

[@xoxo.pochacco]

Omg so true

[@guesswhotheintrovert9351]

As a Kirby main, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@andreacope820]

My taste buds are weird so I don't exactly agree to all

[@stickanamation]

Nice

[@stickanamation]

Number

[@chillnote123]

Me too KIRBY POWERRRRRRRRRRR

[@katherinebuchowiecki8449]

Same

[@therewolf5758]

Sonic not tasting like chili dogs is why I'm never getting a switch

[@ruediix]

Depends which era Sonic.

[@elicenyne]

The classic kind tastes like that

[@elicenyne]

The dreamcast kind tastes likethat one food you eat in sleep.

[@123zarapop]

ToasterPluginX agreed

[@michaelstingley2845]

thats a stupid reason

[@BridgerM]

You know you’re lying when you say that Yoshi doesn’t taste like tax fraud

[@cheesehackerwoah9020]

So.... paper

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

Yoshi tastes like money because he's hiding a few million stashed under the stairs

[@palidengamer2540]

yes because he didn't pay his taxes

[@AsH0LE_]

Yoshii! I don't pay my taxes

[@GWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGWAHGW]

I'm gonna be honest here and say that I was expecting that, or an omelet.

[@grayanddevpdx]

Adding DLC: Joker tastes like cat hairs. Hero tastes like a VHS of Dragon Ball Z. Banjo & Kazooie taste like musical instruments. Terry tastes like vintage candies from the 80s. Byleth tastes like expired Captain Crunch. Min min tastes like ramen. Steve and Alex tastes like creativity. Sephiroth tastes like half a chicken. Pyra tastes like pepperoni. Mythra tastes like salami. Kazuya tastes like a hot pocket that’s simultaneously burnt and cold in the middle. Sora tastes like all the food at Disneyland poured into a blender.

[@BloomBlanche]

Lucas is lower on the tier list because new pork, unlike normal pork, is doused and marinated in pure tears

[@mirai6824]

Aww damn that's just mean man😂😂😂

[@kjpineapple7326]

Why's everybody gotta torture my blonde baby?

[@darzwolf225]

Purple Kae Pineapple, everyone’s made jokes about him ever since he got introduced in brawl. Why can he jump higher than Ness? Because Lucas doesn’t have a family weighing him down.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

But why do tears taste worse than CARDBOARD?!

[@McBasketball4]

The pork is actually clause's body

[@beljunwaffles4345]

“Samus tastes like pennies” We have E for Edible, R for Ranch and ITLFN; It Tastes Like F****n’ Nickels.

[@GusBus14]

Scott knows what Luigi tastes like😂

[@goyangi4143]

Zero Suit Samus is worse because if you e ever had a cast you’d know that the inside after being taken off is absolutely disgusting

[@thatguy763]

Normal people: I would like a Gold-plated Hamburger from Australia, with a cheesecake please. Me: I would like a King K. Rool with a Zelda please.

[@crashlifetilltheend2795]

Ha

[@teraspeXt]

who gets those together though

[@thatguy763]

@@teraspeXt Dinner and Dessert.

[@TuffyTheRabbit]

@@thatguy763 that pfp is gonna make me sobble

[@thatguy763]

@@TuffyTheRabbit I'm sure you've heard the story, over and over again.

[@JY-yp2fy]

I like how he said “ Fox that’s like cardboard. And Falco tastes like “different” cardboard”

[@TWZ_Gamingg]

Sans tastes like milk, since he’s full of calcium. Waluigi tastes like pain from being rejected. *terry tastes like hot sauce* Min Min tastes like ramen, and steve tastes like iron. Sepiroth tastes like trauma, and Sora tastes like a key that was left on the floor of Disneyworld for well over a year. Pyra tastes like fire, Mythra tastes like lightning. Hero tastes like numbers, and the game cartridge tastes like hell. ( Game cartridge suggestion by @Hailey Fandroidfan11 )

[@nancydiaz9904]

Me after reading the sans one: HE NEED SOME MILK!

[@wendyboudreaux768]

Cuphead taste like coffee

[@lotspire]

Waluigi's pain we all know

[@lotspire]

@@wendyboudreaux768 and no, its whiskey

[@mememachine909]

@Krystal Gilliam it just stings your month

[@ericofonenthusiast]

5:08 "Bayonetta tastes like if you lick the floor of a hot topic in the early 2000's" good. the reason why i like.

[@fishebola]

The funny thing about the fire emblem characters is that every captain crunch flavor is actually the same

[@saggitaireauger9154]

As a sword main (fire emblem, Shulk, Ganon, and anything with a sword) I can only agree. Great point

[@randomvideos-sv1qx]

@@saggitaireauger9154 ntbtnyhtcefceds

[@frogbogg2406]

Oh Y

[@Vemmmy]

@@randomvideos-sv1qx why are you so fucking rude?

[@Z3R0Steam]

@@Vemmmy ?????

[@MagmaPaint]

"Sonic tastes like fuzzy nachos." Well, I did spill some on my Sonic plushie while we were watching movies...

[@ChrisHanline]

Some of these had no explanation or justification, but I was still like "......yeah, makes sense."

[@iknowwhereyoulive618]

All of them made sense to me

[@sarahwoodman6066]

Yea

[@bryanlozano8946]

Let me fix you right.... There buddy. Yoshi taste like taxes. Which is just paper. But with ink.

[@tonigym3061]

But Yoshi doesn't do taxes.

[@crazyantdog101]

He probably gets away by eating them

[@terceras16]

Yoshi's taxi frauds are real dude

[@Cruzer108]

PAY YOUR GOD DAM TAXES

[@lenyllero1]

And piranha plant just tastes like a regular plant

[@XRyXRy]

fox - cardboard falco - BLUE CARDBOARD know the difference

[@theparadoxbox174]

"Corporate wants you to find the difference between this picture and this picture." "They're the same picture."

[@plantbefore]

@@theparadoxbox174 One picture tastes different though

[@realwhigmaster]

Fox is 6 parts brown cardboard and 1 part white cardboard.

[@detectivemememachin5011]

Wolf- pressboard

[@MegaNancyLover]

Okay so... When I read the title, I totally thought this would be an instructional video on how to make Kirby more competitively viable. You know, to sort of give you a ‘taste’ of what using a competitively viable character _feels_ like. What we got instead was infinitely better!

[@voidking-animations6944]

Give me a juicy charizard

[@sethcataudella3146]

*You lick your arm. *Tastes.. fleshy. *Your HP was fleshed out.

[@rosencvetanov6129]

i know what you referenced, but i left the fandom so i wont say what it is

[@yeetsalamander]

*kiddo why did you just do that *hey paps get a load of this

[@knosat6643]

Chewy!

[@glitchyyt4282]

*Sans would like to know your location*

[@kathrynej3390]

Kinda salty too

[@bbanksphotog]

Steve tastes like Frosted Flakes, because he’s a great source of iron

[@Shogunyancoill]

Y e s

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Hero tastes like breaking into someone's house and taking a bite of something in their cupboard.

[@1629D]

Yeah

[@squidsquad7080]

damn

[@IWillBeSeal]

Y e s t h a t ‘ s T r u e

[@cuddlesfloof3034]

2:07 the image of Captain Falcon buttering himself up is the sole reason I'm liking this video

[@kayilam9997]

U started me with spam

[@aNormalGuyz]

Now we need a sequel with dlc characters

[@loondino4534]

6:05 After multiple licks, I've concluded that I taste like the most bland and least sour Sourpatch Kid ever.

[@awman4050]

And I taste like burned toast

[@ralsyisscared4283]

i taste like salt because i cry everytime something bad happens

[@gaycheese253]

I taste of cheese,blood,and permanent markers

[@eassia1]

I taste like salt, because I sweat too much when working out

[@luiginerd4productions658]

@@gaycheese253 wut?

[@bluepomegranate]

*Sits down to watch a movie* Me: Oh, I almost forgot! *Grabs a bucket of Mewtwo*

[@noods1406]

Ah, dude! You forgot to add the Captain Falcon! Cmon, man!

[@beb7435]

Lemme go get the Ice Climbers!

[@CalamityTerra]

Ahem, the ridleys

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

where the hell is the koopalings

[@clint8406]

Put in some Pichu man! You can't have a movie without some Pichu!

[@celelily]

1:02 "Samus tastes like pennies, Zero Suit Samus tastes like the inside of a cast made of pennies." Makes sense to me

[@leticiabarragan2325]

Lol

[@normalmemerman9301]

I SMELL PENNIES

[@celelily]

@@normalmemerman9301 AAAAAAAAHAHAHAH

[@leakyfaucett1217]

Because she wears the suit and she get sweaty on the I side like a cast but the suit also taste like pennies so put them together and what do you get

[@AustraliaBall-]

That's crazy

[@SlightlyShoobie]

Kirby being like tofu makes SOOOO MUCH SENSE.

[@gabrielgaster3992]

Joker tastes like Coffee. He canonically smells like coffee, I imagine it would mirror his taste.

[@cylassmith5484]

dont you mean gooigi tastes like coffee?

[@lilac9346]

@@cylassmith5484 would Gooigi taste like Lime Jell-O?

[@cylassmith5484]

@@lilac9346 no

[@AustraliaBall-]

He needs double tap

[@kirbmeister2457]

True

[@lilianadelgadohernandez9703]

"Give yourself a lick and find out" *Licks* I taste like...... being too broke to buy this game

[@Shogunyancoill]

same

[@stupid.hamster]

DUDE I HAVE DAT GAME STUPID

[@thedootlord]

I taste like nothingness....should i be concerned?

[@CapurrHatman]

Too

[@lilianadelgadohernandez9703]

WOW 🙃

[@yosoymatt3257]

I lost it at the dead pan “Samus tastes like pennies”

[@that_metalhead_ace]

Teacher: Ok, for an icebreaker, let's our favorite food! Everyone: Says generic food Me: A nice juicy Charizard, Mewtwo with Captain Falcon on it, and some Peach and Daisy for dessert.

[@ThatFurryTeen]

Translation: A nice juicy overcooked steak, some popcorn with some butter on it, and some macaroons for dessert

[@KirbyCoder]

I guess you’re Kirby!

[@voidking-animations6944]

@@KirbyCoder ur Kirby

[@benjamind.collette6468]

Ah an intellectual

[@Joneender]

I'll take a double tripple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease make it cry, burn it and let it swim

[@sariacalaway2746]

Just love how falco taste like different Cardboard instead of chicken...that was a nice plot twist

[@voidking-animations6944]

He tastes like bluebirds

[@lettuce510]

@@voidking-animations6944 Or purplebirds, depending on which skin you pick

[@AroShadeWeaver]

@@voidking-animations6944 no he tastes like that one bird from your window

[@kuroshi黒視]

My friend: What’s your favorite snack? Me : Mewtwo with Captain Falcon

[@camman3740]

"And that is how I ended up in prison."

[@ryzekiv7147]

“Y’ever had Fried Kazooie with Duck Hunt Dog Sauce on a bed of Breath of the Wild Rice?”

[@peterduprey7286]

I’m a big bowser jr fan myself

[@goyangi4143]

Lol

[@Therealot93]

I agree

[@raviaviaviavioli]

pit and dark pit both tasting like two different types of chicken fills my kid icarus uprising heart.

[@rexstocephirxiii4263]

What if they made a sequel to Uprising that added an RTS element.

[@Lambda3141]

I'm impressed at just how accurate this list is

[@chrisscott2824]

Lucas taste like new pork Every Mother fan: I see what you did there

[@lobster6736]

facts

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Well i thought it was just a brawl refrence....

[@Siliness7]

New pork is from New Pork City

[@gaddygirl]

I’ve never played mother and I don’t know what it’s about but I get that reference

[@aydenator27]

not a mother fan, but i get the reference

[@yahoowithextraooo9135]

Did I just watch a person talking about how the characters taste like? Y. E. S

[@voidking-animations6944]

*Y.E.S.*

[@genderenigma8276]

I taste like Salt. Probably either the Chips or the Sweat. Probably the Chips.

[@thegalwhosayswoo_881]

me too

[@thesandguardianofthesand]

I taste like bug blood and a hard taco shell.

[@gavvv3104]

Also I taste like ramen broth and pencil shaving.

[@salty3648]

I taste like salt, pencil lead, and the dust that builds up in game cartridges

[@gavvv3104]

@@salty3648 makes sense

[@FunnyStory77]

"Lucas tastes like New Pork" I'm dying

[@iluvchess14736]

"Zelda taste like cheesecake, and Sheik taste like the knife you used to cut the cheesecake"

[@iluvchess14736]

Samus tastes like pennies, and Zero Suit Samus taste like the inside of a cast made of pennies

[@iluvchess14736]

"And Ganondorf taste like Demon Pork, which is just Spam"

[@zarudegaming4427]

Snake use to taste like juicy steak in brawl but is a little drier now without that _____________ ___.

[@cringejuicedavidson8288]

This is literally just a quote from the video. What's the point of this comment?

[@DBrown5533]

@@cringejuicedavidson8288 the answer is yes

[@SkeetSeinfeld]

why did all of these make sense

[@LARAUJO_0]

I was expecting this to be more like one of those "Which characters can jump over the gap" videos, but it turned out to be a funny, well thought-out, well edited video. Nice job defeating my expectations, Hard Drive

[@yeetyeet3534]

“Falco tastes like different cardboard” IM DYINGG

[@wingedlightsss]

*waking up in the morning, pouring myself a bowl of Fire Emblem characters*

[@skwidsquad3668]

A h H t H i S t A s T e s F i R e Y

[@BabuBabu-ip6oh]

*Corrin Flakes*

[@darkpit163]

*Pouring me a bowl of chrom. MMmmM*

[@richardbuechel5567]

Wash it down with some young Link. Grab an Isabelle and head to work. Work with some Megaman and R.O.B and for lunch they had Squirtle and Sonic for lunch. Thank GOD I packed that Isabelle. Had that instead had it was time to leave went to the store and got some Shulks and Koopalings for my kid and proceeded to make Snake for dinner. Then went to the store and got sick so I signed a docter Mario to get my Luigi checked. I had the flu so I payed with some 15.99 Samus's. Went back home and went to bed also got Kirby for us.

[@LaurieJo1974]

Kirby of the Stars yea

[@jessicarobinson4260]

DLC characters: Joker tastes like if you licked the WALLS of a hot topic in the early 2000's. Hero tastes like DnD dice. Banjo tastes like a gummy bear and Kazooie tastes like a chicken omelette Terry tastes like a hot dog. Byleth is the same as the other fire emblos, they taste like capn crunch. Min Min tastes like ramen (duh) The minecraft characters taste like different kinds of dirt. Sephiroth tastes like licking the ceiling of a hot topic in the early 2000s.

[@megasimp5137]

Pyra/ mythra taste like some kind of spicy food. Pyra because fire, mythra because of her aggressive nature

[@generaltechnomage306]

@@megasimp5137 Nah, Pyra and Mythra taste like milk because they have lots of it (Pyra, however, tastes like hot milk).

[@megasimp5137]

@@generaltechnomage306 oh no

[@KC_Garcia]

For the mii costume (sans), he tastes like bones and puns

[@thenightmare9368]

@@KC_Garcia And Cuphead Taste like all different Flavor of Juice.

[@typenullgamer8536]

Mario: Hey Kirby lets watcha movie Kirby: K i got the mewtwos

[@mystic-hm9mk]

😂😂

[@Anaea]

Mario: *BLJs out of the room*

[@SwagPizza]

Kirby actually said "POYO"!

[@SwagPizza]

Mario: What-a movie should-a we watch-a? Kirby: POYO (As in Pokémon the first movie Mario: WHAT Kirby: 🎶Disrespecting Mewtwo from every angle!!!!!🎶 Mario: I'm out

[@SwagPizza]

Then Mewtwo barges in the room and Kirby eats him

[@loelion6423]

it’s funny how he explains how what food they are but also roasts them

[@jadsoncauamocitaibadesanta4949]

This video is very cool, but we gotta agree that Sonic is a fast food

[@mystery2676]

Hey this pun was made too fast

[@tylernerden331]

Do you kno da wae to sanic?

[@frankiecalvert7363]

I get it I'm giggling

[@Mimic_AveragePlayer]

Some puns gotta go fast.

[@rayhayden6220]

@@mystery2676 not just fast-food,a restaurant

[@cornflakeo-o5989]

"The Mii fighter tastes like you!" My Mom: *walks in* also my mom: why the hell are you licking yourself

[@Siliness7]

0__________________0

[@Michaelcalixto1355]

@@AustraliaBall- he say racist

[@HornAndHaloEntertainment]

@@Michaelcalixto1355 wut

[@charcoalcake163]

Don’t call me out 🌝✋

[@Ultramudkip2]

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[@bqonm742]

I love how some of these are really thought through, others are desperate, some of them are comically thought through, others contrast each other, and some just stupid.

[@cjlite0210]

DK is a frozen Hot Pocket That makes no sense Hot Pockets are always hot! It's in the name!

[@makomarko4679]

@@cjlite0210 bruh you wanna scholarship

[@notthecoolestrobot4550]

Mewtwo tastes like popcorn... Because why not

[@Creature_of_the_Land]

@Max Spaeth that’s stupid, I’m suing

[@Creature_of_the_Land]

@Max Spaeth it’s false advertisement

[@oodlethedoodle9328]

Sora tastes like a rollercoaster at Disneyland.

[@k1ngofsloth]

Am I the only one that questions the mii characters in ''It's bad, but if a friend cooked it and asked what I thought, I'd tell them it wasn't.'' for various reasons?

[@inhumanthoughts3509]

I'm wondering why expensive plastic is in that taste category

[@NotDanP1an]

I'm more confused and concerned for the friend for cooking cardboard and serving it to you.

[@Doubledash-KaboinkC]

I think is because of what he tastes like

[@iknowwhereyoulive618]

If my friend served me human flesh I'd probably tell him it's good. Survival of the fittest my dude.

[@k1ngofsloth]

@@iknowwhereyoulive618 but it's your flesh dude

[@mini_disc]

“Shulk tastes like different flavors of Faygo.” Ah, located in the Midwest, I see!

[@AuroraVeil_]

Brother

[@thrwawyacct]

Actually, Faygo is the only drink you can buy from Jail Commissary. It was so acidic I tried using it to clean the crusted $4!+ stains off my personal open-air toilet.

[@mini_disc]

aw8tingapproval Brother

[@copper803]

@@mini_disc brother

[@Soulessblur]

Or Florida

[@weenybum]

"Give yourself a lick and find out!" *me with cheeto dust all over fingers* y e s

[@deathmarxsoul7788]

Agree

[@spillthetea_sis4043]

I am the s a l t

[@AquaticBlaze]

i was about to when i heard that until i was like 'what am i doing?'

[@WereAssassin]

The first useful video of smash ever

[@dadipedia948]

“Give yourself a lick and find out.” Me: hmm, tastes like *rejection*

[@PrayYourSalat]

I taste like luigi because I'm sweaty

[@dabestorkposta]

I taste like sinful flesh

[@ignited207]

The Dragon Quest Heroes taste like different flavors of Ramen. Banjo-Kazooie tastes like chicken with the feathers still on it.

[@jamaicanboi915]

Who actually licked themselves at the end? Just me?

[@Doubledash-KaboinkC]

Me

[@jolt3555]

I did.

[@AnnoyingPyroMa1n]

I did it too :(

[@Doubledash-KaboinkC]

I taste like salt but ide eat mehself anyways

[@ava_ava_ava_ava_ava]

No

[@venomgaming7014]

I’ll do the rest. Joker: lies Hero: licking a roulette wheel in Las Vegas Banjo-Kazooie: honey Terry: a knuckle sandwich Byleth: disappointment Min min: ramen Steve and Alex: a literal cube of steak Zombie: a decayed cube of steak Enderman: a slightly taller cube of steak Sephiroth: drinking tears Pyhtra: the sun Kazuya: a demon knuckle sandwich Sora: keys

[@ArceusOfTheTacos]

I don't even know what to say but this is amazing, Kirby just became an S tier.

[@Little_Lepus]

Olimar doesn't even taste like "packing peanuts" no, he tastes like "a SINGLE packing peanut" specifically.

[@dr.awkward9811]

I mean, he is canonically 8 cm tall.

[@Little_Lepus]

@@dr.awkward9811 Wow, even a Pikachu would tower over Olimar by almost a foot.

[@popcorntaffy]

for those who want to compare to the tier list at the end but DON'T want to backtrack through the entire video: mario: a healthy colon luigi: a healthy colon, but saltier link: 100 year old leftovers samus: pennies zero suit samus: the inside of a cast made of pennies dark samus: zotz donkey kong: a frozen hot pocket diddy kong: complicity yoshi: a nice quiche kirby: tofu fox: cardboard falco: _different_ cardboard wolf: pressboard pikachu: batteries pichu: pop rocks ness: pork lucas: _new_ pork ganondorf: demon pork (or just spam) captain falcon: butter jigglypuff: a nyquil gummi bear peach + daisy: macaroons isabelle: a convenience store sandwich ice climbers: marshmallows mewtwo: popcorn zelda: cheesecake sheik: the knife used to cut said cheesecake every fire emblem character: various flavors of captain crunch young link: a capri-sun pacific cooler mr. game and watch: an incredibly thin slice of ham pit: white meat chicken dark pit: dark meat chicken snake: steak squirtle: not enough turtle soup bowser: too much turtle soup ivysaur: a greek salad charizard: the toughest, most overcooked steak you've ever had sonic: fuzzy nachos (ew) olimar: a single packing peanut meta knight: shellfish king dedede: a blobfish lucario: toxic berries rob: cheap plastic mega man: expensive plastic villager: the bottom of a purse that's never been cleaned wii fit trainer: candy cigarettes rosalina and luma: star stuff little mac: justice greninja: (fruit) gushers bowser jr + the koopalings: various flavors of skittles palutena: budweiser select 55 pac man: a dating app shulk: different flavors of faygo (depending on monado art) duck hunt: a turkey dog ryu: beef jerky ken: teriyaki beef jerky cloud: ice cream that fell on the sidewalk bayonetta: the floor of a hot topic in the early 2000's inkling: ink toon link: ink doctor mario: ink simon, richter, and wario: garlic ridley: space lemons, to prevent space scurvy king k. rool: that giant gold-plated burger from australia incineroar: fajitas piranha plant: a cabbage full of razor blades miis: *you*

[@skyrosy2213]

Thanks m8

[@liamfunnyman6965]

What do you think Joker, Banjo-Kazooie, and the Heroes taste like?

[@popcorntaffy]

@@liamfunnyman6965 in my opinion? joker: instant ramen the heroes: various flavors of jolly ranchers banjo and kazooie: spaghettios

[@liamfunnyman6965]

@@popcorntaffy Sounds about right.

[@SticklysKingdom]

Why is expensive plastic considered tastier than new pork

[@kirbyquartz5609]

Pyra and Mythra taste like the hottest most mouth-burning soup

[@Koroguru]

Friend: What’s your favorite dish? Me: It’s complicated.

[@desiraecoty3038]

It's YOU!

[@barracudajsab5018]

Its diddy kong lol

[@uni5396.]

pit

[@meking1808]

Zelda is my favourite food

[@MegaCatFan100]

*My favorite* *Snake ass*

[@isaiah7717]

I was literally about to say “this is making me so hungry” right when I saw cabbage with razor blades 😂

[@clankybrain8842]

LoL

[@NecromancerFan]

Stabbage

[@roadrailsrunwaysofwny]

@@NecromancerFan XDD

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

@@NecromancerFan That has no right to be that funny.

[@low-lee]

"guy it's your cousin marvin fieri" That joke was too good for how easy it is to miss

[@Kal_921YT]

0:01 uh are you sure you aren’t mr. sandman from punch out!! for the Wii?

[@AnActualBean9034]

Joker: Coffee Hero: slime Banjo: bear (duh) Kazooie: feathers Terry: bacon I like all these ideas in the replies! Keep em coming!

[@trueblueflare]

What about... SAAAAANS!

[@AnActualBean9034]

King Blue Flare taste likes ness

[@HollowMoon5]

Coffee and don’t forget the curry

[@zacharyyoungblood7013]

Byleth tastes like another flavor of captain crunch, but with three more bowls of captain crunch.

[@AnActualBean9034]

Zachary Youngblood The girl version of Byleth tastes like the same thing but with M&M’s and Skittles

[@captaindoesyoutube7925]

Sephiroth tastes like pears He shall give you this pear

[@Awry404]

whaaaa?

[@magolorian]

This pear despair

[@zarudegaming4427]

No it's dis pear right here.

[@mr.crossing5384]

Lol

[@voidking-animations6944]

🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐🍐

[@skelibutt4448]

I can’t stop thinking that pirhana plant probably tastes like lettuces

[@thenoob8182]

Sunky

[@desiraecoty3038]

Lettuce not lettuces

[@HeyExclamationPoint]

Oh my god I forgot this video exists I loved this a few years ago and I still do

[@Greywind216]

Rosalina should taste like honey because star bits are said to taste like honey in mario galaxy (story book)

[@manwithoutaplan3077]

True true

[@ipancakepanda]

Nah, only Luma

[@ryder_williams]

Sans tastes like hot milk, because he's full of flaming calcium

[@LanieMae]

Honey is made out of star stuff

[@shootingstarbit]

BrightN'Night Woomy bees = stars

[@hslhuisheng]

The hero tastes like Harry potters flesh cos he’s all in magic

[@dylanmacdonald7444]

No. Harry only uses three spell's mainly.

[@goose4342]

“NyQuil gummy bear” Sounds literally terrible.

[@donaldswoda6270]

Yep yep yep!😡💔

[@spicymeatball4175]

Would definitely recommend 👌

[@inkygang7298]

Tastes good lol

[@palermofamily887]

"Pac-Man tastes like dating apps. BECAUSE HE'S FULL OF GHOSTS" LOL good one

[@Bruhmomentos0979]

Now we need to know how assist trophys taste like

[@captainbusiness9130]

They all taste of salt of not being a playable character

[@princednice998]

captain Business lol I agree

[@normalmemerman9301]

what does waluigi taste like

[@Bruhmomentos0979]

@@normalmemerman9301 salty nothing-ness

[@Iwannagitosleep]

@@normalmemerman9301 he tastes like Rage of not being in smash

[@mariocisemusic]

5:36 Ridley *definitely* has space scurvy. No space lemons :(

[@adamwilson3656]

Mariocise Music Space Lemons was there.

[@alexshows7029]

There are space oranges tho

[@adamwilson3656]

@@alexshows7029 Yep

[@mr_overdrive9216]

6:06 Huh never knew the mii fighters tasted like blood

[@jackkyle8414]

And here, I thought they tasted like dick.

[@royalcomputer3780]

Sweet sweet copper

[@npc6817]

please receive Christ.

[@allnatty3407]

Lmao

[@JulianSlime]

They taste like cannibalism

[@jamesleduke873]

We need a guide to the dlc characters.

[@grom2099]

Lucas: "New Pork" I see what you did there. *new pork city music plays in the background*

[@slothful2039]

Wait, Mike Tyson is a rapist? And I thought ear biting was bad.

[@Requiemrexx]

Yeah. He does a lot of charity work now but in the 90s he badly beat his ex wife and raped a pagent girl.

[@slothful2039]

@B D Yes indeed my fellow mother fan ;)

[@juliabiggs3038]

He also had criminal charges.

[@bausin]

Hold up, if Little Mac tastes only like justice, woundn't that mean everyone Little Mac fought was a rapist?

[@bausin]

Forgot to add that Little Mac is 17, ( search it up ) so Hard Drive technically tastes like child abuse ( search that up to ).

[@IconicMatch]

Hero tastes like that beans with wierd flavors, cuz he is so random

[@takumiiscool]

Sgould be the bean bozeled packet beacause it is random

[@cheesehackerwoah9020]

Lol berry botts flavor beans or just beanboozled

[@mintymechanic8420]

He tastes like a die