TOO fast

[@failboat]

Happy Mothers Day \o/

[@KiwiDuckL]

No pin?

[@dountwrap]

Nah

[@M3TZLEGEND]

No

[@dountwrap]

Ok

[@wadereis3070]

It's also my mom's birthday!

[@connortheduelist2260]

Kirby: why won't you die? Meta knight: I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun. I'm in blockstun.

[@luigithegreat4562]

Vergil stomps all of Marvel for 30$ and some drip?

[@dogedameme5321]

ARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCK

[@silverlight6074]

FOOT--

[@NinjaSquid0208]

​@@dogedameme5321 ARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCKARMORLOCK

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

NANOMACHINES SON!

[@Shoppingcart8431]

Waddle doo: *just chilling* Kirby: your day of reckoning has arrived

[@MRSHARK-zu4zk]

I read this in a deep voice

[@Orange-juice-and-toothpaste]

morpho knight: I warned you and you died, now I'm gonna take your soul

[@Flareiozum]

*Proceeds to be beaten brutally* *In fear afterwards* *realizes Kirby's gone and takes a deep breath* *dies*

[@sait_rainworld]

the hp was reduced to impossibly low to survive amounts, and that singular exhale took away enough health for even just an instant for instant death anyways lol imagine dying to breathing normally

[@doctoreggg]

Finally. A two word title. I have been saved from the nickels.

[@DaughteroftheDutchmanmob]

SPEED

[@JUSTSOMEGUY858]

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[@frosbeechill]

If I had a nickel for every time there was a word in the title, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot... but it's weird that it happened twice

[@autismrk8636]

Fail boat has awarded us with not one but two words, we got a huge promotion lol😂

[@isaacisaacson8967]

he should make one called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[@JC_Players_]

I am never giving Failboat power again

[@RHVGamer]

But what if you gave him MORE power

[@MitoNova583]

he ruined a perfectly good sand castle D:

[@dcmaxima13]

Why no?

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

I'm sorry you gave Failboat a perfectly good mod and he just had to piss all over it, truly heartbreaking

[@That1UnluckyGuy]

@@RHVGamer I agree with you and think that would be a grate idea How about 1000x speed?

[@Sheppyfrfr]

The idea is simple Kirby drank a little too much coffee

[@LegoBuu.]

the idea is simple kirby drank an energy drink for the first time

[@Uraniummuncher17482]

Real

[@加拿大丽姐]

Correct

[@thepainpanda7681]

The idea is simple! Kirby ransacked a starbux

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

The idea is simple. Kirby causes mass destruction for Mother’s Day

[@feufolletpello1074]

0:18 THE BUTTERFLY

[@ESpidle]

Morpho doo

[@Charlie-lp3ns]

0:06 OH GOD WADDLE DOO GET AS FAR AWAY FROM THAT BUTTERFLY AS POSSIBLE

[@callmeanon660]

​@jellylynn then sent him straight to talk with the butterfly

[@six_buck_dlc]

Morpho Doo

[@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901]

What? It's just a butterfly

[@MetaZekrom72]

@@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901You know, right?

[@firebeetlethestagbeetle3901]

@@MetaZekrom72 you know, not all orange butterflies are morpho knight

[@stocktonlevel1goblin]

THE PROBLEM: kirby is feeling tired THE SOLUTION: dump 3 gallons of coffee into his body

[@BrainStorm_Anims_Official]

AND WAKE HIM UP OURSELF

[@Memefan]

*AND WATCH THE CHAOS OURSELVES*

[@BrainStorm_Anims_Official]

@@Memefan snooze you lose my dude

[@TheZorx]

8:09 STANDING HERE, I REALIZE

[@figfry]

like count is funny number

[@luigipowdemo6458]

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE *HISTORY*

[@victzegopterix2]

"SUPER LASER PISS" - Kirby, probably

[@callmeanon660]

"HOW DO LIKE THAT BOSSES? I PISSED ON THE CHANGES, YOU IDIOTS!"

[@jessesampson9796]

4:37 reference

[@WatchKid12]

“Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go HIGHER. *I’m pissing on the **_MOOOON!!!!!”_*

[@SeventheSquib]

@@WatchKid12 “that’s right! I pissed on the moon you IDIOT!”

[@MitoNova583]

8:08 finally, an accurate depiction of Dark Meta Knight in Triple Deluxe, that blocking son of a nice lady

[@theholyketchup6445]

People think they can outsmart me. Maybe... But I've yet to meet a man who can outsmart macro arrows.

[@sonzillamariocraft]

"POYO! HAHA!"

[@ultimatewolfgaming4171]

PUYO SPENCER HERE

[@BigFearedBalloon]

What about a spider like being that mutated into a wasp who combined with a huge beanstalk flower with an army of one-eyed flower henchmen?

[@PoisonSpecs]

Funny thing is, Archer is already a very good ability for TTA, the invincibility + fully charged arrow shot melts bosses. Dan just found a way to abuse the already good ability

[@Halfaway_Shorts]

5:20 poor whispy he needs a break from the slaughter

[@Alexander12276]

The Kirb behind the slaughter

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

9:25 FAILBOAT, ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?! “I have (a complete) idea (of what will happen)!”

[@trulyNormalAccount]

He is bullet proof

[@BPBludgeon]

"Are you sure this will work?!" " *THE IDEA IS SIMPLE!* "

[@kytkeyboardsyoureterrific439]

@@BPBludgeon oh that’s way better

[@Firesaur-ut9hy]

"FAIL! ARE YOU SURE THIS WILL WORK?" "HAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!"

[@Jacob_G9]

5:09 you can see the lightbulb flicker on.

[@MetaZekrom72]

5:20 When a lightbulb flickers on, a tear is shed.

[@jaxonmckay3504]

💡 😦

[@Pik-Productions]

0:21 "By my mom?" "My mom made this!"

[@elizabethwulf5787]

"Nothing's changed, you say?" *"Kirby. Obliterate."*

[@ACUltra]

4:40 ive heard of being piss easy but this is ridiculous 😂

[@SunshineBurrito]

0:14 phew- *DUN*

[@michaelmcconnell3710]

@@SunshineBurrito 🤣🤣

[@Anto-y8s]

4:47 sniping is a good job mate

[@Ilovetulinspower23]

It's challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you'll not go hungry

[@Pixelusually]

'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's 2 people on the planet, someone's gonna want someone dead

[@ivanthegreativan_rodriguez4958]

4:47 WHY WERE YOU WATCHING ME PISS? 🫵

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

( 4:04 ) The bell is now the only thing I hear when my alarm goes off. Thank you for making my morning much more pleasant, Daniel/Father.

[@StayFrostee_]

3:03 '''Beef cakes bob bop tin' as they say". Failboat is Aigis. Incredible.

[@RameNoodls]

Sonic rush bomberursh babara

[@LoyaLPikmin]

Sonic rush, ah, the DS game, with AMAZING music ahead of it’s time

[@RameNoodls]

@@LoyaLPikmin hideki nagunma (composer for rush and jet set radio) also worked on bombrush cyberpunk where he had 3 songs get enuf da people and jack da funk

[@LoyaLPikmin]

@@RameNoodlsWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@RameNoodls]

@@LoyaLPikmin what?

[@memeelfman324]

0:09 YOU HAVE beamed YOUR LAST attack

[@RayDragonM]

I too love it when the 100x speed macro arrow firing gives me the ultimate power trip

[@Slimey_alien89]

You’ve heard of super laser piss how get ready for 5:25

[@LettuceGayming]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GEORGE BUSH

[@ismaelpatzi423]

Underrated comment

[@TheFlyingPufferfish]

Kirby after the “dust” in his tea kicks in:

[@jaarb7353]

4:09, Well, that would explain that line from Kirby's Epic Yarn.

[@Lighter_stuffandmore]

A poem by Failboat: No Green! 1:47 At 100 times speed! 1:49 This attack just feels mean. 1:50

[@janwill1]

beef cakes bop bop tin

[@user_hat]

3:20 for this attack, he makes your computer run 100 times *SLOWER*

[@silvalis1823]

3DS you mean. This game is on the 3DS

[@user_hat]

@@silvalis1823 Failboat is most definitely not playing this on a 3DS

[@silvalis1823]

@@user_hat yeah he is… he would NEVER emulate

[@leothegamer701]

kirb is speed. when you see him, then you dont. Goodbye people who see him, the only defense is give him a fruit and *RUN* .

[@raventheampwave1900]

0:51 the way he jitters so fast here and just has those goofy faces makes me laugh so goddamn hard

[@PeashooterTypes1234]

0:38 it's cool that my subtitles were brown when Chatty Dee said something.

[@Coneythecone98]

OH YEAH LOL

[@Starter_Memer]

How did he do that

[@NicolasFacundoPerez]

8:44 the limbo Keys moment but meta knight

[@Mcmaster64]

POV Huntsman sniper: 5:14

[@STPplayer64]

1:11 Kirby No Animations Flashback

[@insertcreativename802]

3:04 The mod used Sonic Rush & Sonic Rush Adventure music!!

[@luigipowdemo6458]

What are the tracks called?

[@Fl0shy]

0:24 undercover player's (me) wildest dreams

[@thatoneothergameryt7316]

It’s always terrifying to see Failboat appear in my notifications

[@Ihavenolife1-b7d]

Failboat:makes a video me: *solution to the bosses he fights today*

[@KimTaeHwan114]

0:43 (Wham ×7) Chat : *Oof-* (Wham ×8)

[@TheGameAlchemist777]

Man, the amount of fun poked at Sonic Rush Adventure.. it's a great game.

[@Gyrokun]

Scrolled down to the comments exclusively to like this Sonic Rush Adventure is still far too underrated for its own good 😔

[@MetalMoomsy]

@@Gyrokun same

[@Spartan-703]

The idea is simple *C O C A I N K I R B Y*

[@sansjk8569]

The song for the fight at 2:00 brings back memories its from sonic rush adventure for the ds the first sonic game i ever played

[@The_french_troll]

"WADDLE DOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BUT THIS GLUE SMELLS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!"

[@mreverything7056]

“Beep takes the beep takes the bop and” - Sonic Rush because he drank coffee with Kirby

[@_Hero_Link_]

man i love sonic Rush Adventure

[@FoodManTheGuy]

"P1ss based combat" cyberpunk music starts playing and sniper from TF2 appears

[@Unluckydood]

“Hell are you? Some variety of snake… SEND HIM INTO THE BLENDER!” -Failboat, 2024

[@SeventheSquib]

I saw the word “blender” and my splatoon Octo expansion- filled brain just started panicking lmao

[@Unluckydood]

@@SeventheSquib *nasty majesty intensifies*

[@SeventheSquib]

@@Unluckydood na na, NÃ ñå na na na na ÑÃÆÀÂÄĀ-

[@unrealkirbo]

Me: *minding my business* Failboat: "Is the music different?" Me: "Hm? Lemme hear" *Sonic Rush Adventure jumpscare* I'll be honest, Failboat on a Sonic game would be interesting

[@firemayro]

Failboat woke up and said "Time to take a piss."

[@K3NNYofSPDP]

5:25 failboat: RAIL GUN PISS! Me: what the?

[@nameless......................]

SUPER LASER PISS

[@lasercraft32]

*Somewhere in an alternate universe:* "The concept is complicated" _- Winship_

[@megamarvelousmarty]

3:54 this was way to funny! 😹 😂😂

[@supercamborg4218]

I recognize that Sonic Rush Adventure music 1:50

[@Kurbsgonnagetyou]

I noticed the Cuphead music

[@nytetubegaming5185]

5:18 poor wispy the tear, with the knowledge of “why did he have to think of this just before my turn?” I have no great love for the various Wispy Woods, but I can be sympathetic for all he is put through

[@JUMPYCOOL]

I think we need to get Kirby some help. We keeps peeing out stuff he shouldn’t have.

[@Grap_Jelly4343]

the idea is simple Kirby chugged 5 hour energy for 5 hours straight

[@doglover5591]

plot twist: kirby isnt doing these attack as fast as it seems, truly hes been stopping time and then rapidly doing the attacks, resuming time, and getting away with it. the reason fror timestop is because of the illusion that kirby is the only self-aware one, meaning that once resuming time, the bursts seem as if he truly was doing this but the conclusion is that kirby stops time so it seems that he is truly this fast to the naked eye.

[@dragonmoonwave]

3:48 18th century farmers be like:

[@memeelfman324]

3:58 Y A A A A A A A A A A A A A Y

[@Hazelbazelwastaken]

It’s time to go out of school kids ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@Brown-Simp-cameraman2.0]

Time to watch skibidi toilet

[@memeelfman324]

@@Brown-Simp-cameraman2.0 no

[@NotAMoron42]

3:46 Kirby: Back to the Dream Fields

[@lil_Chill64]

"That's my boy" - 👴🏻

[@NotAMoron42]

@@lil_Chill64 “Massa Kirby PLEEEEASE! I’m starvin’!” -Waddle Dee #546

[@desertpillow1]

kirby on caffeine you dont want to see him at your door

[@Blitz_Kaiser]

We go hard with the sonic rush music

[@horaciodossantoscaminero1865]

2:00 is that the sonic rush adventure bossfight theme?

[@TheSalsaGuy216]

Yes

[@gas9360]

IT ISSSS

[@jdubelijah2385]

I knew it was hideki naganuma!! I recognize that style anywhere

[@SilverDragonMoon18]

Love the sonic music as the background. Fits well

[@Thendless_Void]

Whisppy: uh... guys? can someone please tell me that isnt Kirby Kirby, looking like a pink blur in the distance: Dedede: thaaaaats... not hi- Kirby, suddenly in front of them: this is your last second alive

[@LoyaLPikmin]

You forgot about the fact that he has a bow and a hat

[@myvideos9953]

3:04 Beef cakes bop to tin

[@CapiTrump]

The idea is simple, kirby drink Red Bull with coffee and lost his mind

[@_pyrothegod_]

The music is from sonic rush adventure for the ds 1:56 :)

[@curr8864]

5:40 POV: Posion/Fire damage in RPG games 😂😂

[@user-fr4hg8md5p]

The idea is simple: Kirby’s addicted to pink bull

[@simonlutz4856]

Sonic Rush adventure music In the fights cool

[@SylviaGrome]

You’ve heard of Unfair Magolor when he had all the caffeine in the universe so here’s Unfair Kirby Kirby drank a single drop of coffee and now is ready to commit a felony but at x100 speed

[@Ze_medic69]

1:11 FINAL FLASH

[@Brown-Simp-cameraman2.0]

KAMEHAMEHA!!!!

[@Mariozilla1]

5:24 This is what you get, MY RAILGUN PISS!!

[@calebwashere]

Happy Mommy Day to Queen Sectionia DX, who barely got an screentime due to Failboat's arrow piss barrage

[@ZoniKITB]

I like how they used the Sonic rush deluxe music!

[@mattchew062307]

Cutter trying to not screw over Daniel every 0.2 seconds:

[@jonathanriddle8214]

5:18 taking super lazer piss to another level

[@Elwood7X]

A minute in and I hear Sonic Rush Adventure music. 10\10 mod.

[@itsaizen1170]

is no one going to talk about how adorable the waddle doo at the start was? no? just me?

[@-StorytellerShorts-]

1:04 HELP I STARTED CACKLING😭

[@Anarqism]

you could start by not typing out an entire sentence with a keyboard

[@-StorytellerShorts-]

I don’t have enough money for a keyboard I’m typing this on a calculator😢

[@starrydropzzz]

2 + 2 = cheese

[@samaramarttins]

3 × 4 = CLASH

[@RosieTheRo]

my favourite part of any kirby changes video is when everything breaks and Daniel genuinely isnt sure if it was intentional or not

[@Sir_Lizard11-11]

If there was a Kirby movie Failboat would be waddle doo

[@meirhammon2840]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@maxis_scott_engie_maximov_jr]

Failboat has become one with either martincitopants with Piss Lazer or Fandub Eggman with Lazer Piss Depends if he wants to obliterate boats or piss on the moon

[@deathgarshorts]

Behold Kirby’s SUPER LASER PISS!!!

[@callmeanon660]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?!

[@Lila_Sky]

1:07 ice skating mention yoooo (I’m a professional ice skater irl)

[@SanonixFastTime]

Fun fact: the music heard in the bosses is from Sonic Rush Adventure

[@basementchild26051]

0:06 morpho knight: ah a nice victim- OH GREAT HEAVENS

[@CrazyOli247]

Failboat whole plan was ‘you can’t miss when you’re using the piss’

[@Thenon-toxicTF2pyro]

I see you have unlocked my friend as an ability

[@LULetsPlay-57]

AIR PISS!!! 4:32

[@bluey-next777]

2:45 S E N D H I M I N T O T H E B L E N D E R Oh, right... You can only hit the head Of course

[@louctendo1321]

4:24 I love p*ss based combat Who else thought about tf2 sniper

[@scienceaddict7446]

Fun fact: Failboat actually said he hates sonic live i think sooooo is anyone gonna talk about the fact it uses sonic rush adventure music

[@theominouspigeon]

is that Kirby, or is that SONIC?

[@Tendix1]

Ist Sonirby (technically the better sonic copy abbillity from smash )

[@leibrunson5158]

These videos spark joy.

[@Itsherway]

Does anyone Know what the music at 8:58 is because it's really bugging me that is can't figure out where it is from cause I have heard it before but can't remember where

[@Roofpizza808]

Oh no u also dug me into this madness of trying to find the song

[@LULetsPlay-57]

Hey Great vid. I've been watching your video's ever since 180k and been watching all of them as soon as they come out. you're part of the reason I'm fluent in English. You make me laugh every time. I was there for the 1m stream. You've had a positive impact on my life. Have a good day good night or good afternoon depending on your time zone. :)