HardLore: Brody King's Fast Food Tier List (All Elite Wrestling / God's Hate)

HardLore welcomes back one of the very first guests, Brody King of God's Hate and All Elite Wrestling to deliver his personal, experienced ranking of American Fast Food through the eyes of a professional wrestler who travels more than any band.
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00:00:00 - Start
00:01:55 - Introduction
00:11:17 - Moe's
00:12:14 - Portillos
00:14:28 - Wienerschnitzel
00:18:51 - sheetz
00:20:39 - Wings Over
00:20:54 - Skyline Chili
00:24:47 - Quiznos
00:25:09 - Sbarros
00:27:08 - Qdoba
00:27:46 - Potbelly
00:28:23 - Noodles and Co
00:30:20 - Jimmy Johns AND Jersey Mikes
00:32:07 - IHOP
00:35:54 - Firehouse Subs
00:36:55 - Steak n Shake
00:37:34 - Torchies Taco's
00:37:42 - Taco Cabana
00:37:49 - El Pollo Loco
00:39:07 - Sonic
00:40:24 - Churchs Chicken
00:41:47 - Culvers
00:43:19 - Checkers and Rallys
00:43:48 - Arbys
00:44:26 - Bojangles
00:46:08 - Baja Fresh
00:47:24 - Penn Station
00:47:38 - Long John Silvers
00:48:04 - Boston Market
00:49:02 - Roy Rogers
00:49:34 - Schlotzsky's
00:49:55 - Blimpie
00:50:09 - Waffle House
00:52:25 - Jack In the Box
00:53:55 - White Castle
00:56:02 - Subway
00:58:13 - Calrs Jr
00:59:43 - Wendys
01:03:33 - Taco Bell
01:06:35 - Dairy Queen
01:07:41 - Pizza Hut
01:09:39 - A&W
01:10:34 - Panera Bread
01:11:31 - Chipotle
01:13:39 - Panda Express
01:15:31 - Joliebee
01:17:33 - Burger King
01:20:46 - Cookout
01:22:10 - Little Ceasars
01:24:41 - Five Guys
01:26:14 - Dominos
01:27:56 - WaWa
01:28:28 - In N Out
01:33:06 - Mcdonalds
01:33:39 - KFC
01:34:09 - Chic Fil A
01:36:50 - Del Taco
01:38:36 - Zaxbys
01:38:59 - Shake Shack
01:40:43 - Raising Canes
01:42:20 - Wing Stop
01:46:53 - Dennys
01:49:52 - Popeyes
01:51:18 - Papa Johns

[@yazoo55]

Brody with glasses and talking about something other than inflincting pain to his opponnents really gives smart Hulk vibes 😂

[@user-uf2gx8kf2p]

Born and raised in the Philippines here, the live review of Jollibee got me more emotional than Colin during the bloodborne OST

[@owlsen932]

got me shouting for joy at 3am

[@Parmejohn_]

The last crunch made me gasp

[@CalebHimself]

Nah fr, the hype was real seeing he enjoyed as much as us

[@orig4078]

No fr, shit so beautiful it almost made me tear up

[@samuelmagnum6047]

Jolibee is not good at all. Fry And Wings in Illinois is superior in every way

[@kaylonsinghurst]

Colin legit looked like he was about to cry when Bo said "We hope they do better" (McDonalds).

[@thecheesefilledllama]

Bo's love for the long chicken never waivers

[@tru_squid8641]

And i sat my ass down and listened

[@Anthoniexg]

Yall some real eaters fr

[@alexRamirez-yt7wc]

That In n Out story was amazing Brody a real one

[@aaronradionoff]

The subtle Heavyweights quote made my day hahahahaha. Greatest movie ever.

[@StevenxWebb]

“Ah fuck I’m diabetic” just literally made me do a spit take all over my keyboard at work.

[@daltonmckinley1659]

If Bo popped in for an actual Sbarro review I would’ve choked

[@Quantumface]

Saw Bo and the Harms Way crew at an IHOP after a show in Omaha years ago. My buddy had broke his arm during their set. Never bothered y’all though hope ya got that smily pancake

[@xcube209]

i work at daves hot chicken here in San Antonio and i was hyped when coliin and bo said we were good like yesssirrr

[@clark6789]

I can't stop giggling every time I hear Brody say "shit from a butt"

[@JustinAngel]

I used to live near a Jimmy John's that was in a strip with a grocery store. Got a sub that came with bell pepper on it, but they were out of bell peppers. The guy making it asks if I'm okay waiting a couple extra minutes. I told him sure. He asks a guy from the back to take over, leaves, and comes back with bell peppers. He went to the damn grocery store next door and bought some for the sandwich. Jimmy John's forever!

[@sampuckett2476]

jimmy johns doesnt have bell peppers and never have. tf are you lying about dumb shit for lol

[@Blarzenhampis2112]

Jimmy John's doesn't have bell peppers what are you on about

[@JustinAngel]

@@Blarzenhampis2112 Literally got the veggie sub. They slice the bell peppers fresh right there on the slicer. Weird thing to speak up about and be so damn wrong.

[@Blarzenhampis2112]

@@JustinAngel "A crisp Veggie sandwich, made with hand-sliced provolone cheese & tasty avocado spread, topped with Hellmann's® mayo, fresh-sliced lettuce, tomato and cucumber. Customize with any of your favorite Freebies" straight from their site. JJ's does not nor have they ever had bell peppers on the menu.

[@tunafish648]

“Fuck McDonald’s! With that being said….S tier!”

[@alexpdrumz684]

As a NC resident I’m here demanding justice for Bojangles

[@bosxe]

I will have a field report soon

[@alexpdrumz684]

It’s Bo time

[@matthewross6664]

Checkers being "shit from a butt" tier is WILD

[@garrettboomerbender]

23:28 Colin turned full Don Vito

[@shwamayne]

An entire ep of James impressions, please 😂

[@inskamnia8487]

Watching this while I’ve got a Culver’s double butter burger and cheese curds on the way. Brody, let me order for you & it will be S-Tier

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

I work at an IHOP, can confirm it’s expensive dogshit. You don’t wanna know where that steak came from

[@massivesupersett]

Can you tell me?? I don’t eat there

[@JustAGooseman]

Which sucks, that breakfast crepe goes so hard when its made properly.

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

@@massivesupersett It comes in a cardboard box full of vacuum sealed packages that each have one steak in them, and when you take it out of the package you have to avoid getting this weird suspicious juice all over the place. And they look like dogshit after they’re cooked too

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

@@JustAGooseman The breakfast crepe is a banger, I try to do my best to make everything properly but sadly not all IHOP cooks put in the same effort

[@ottoautomaatti666]

i really needed this today to cheer me up, thank you!! just went through the worst heartbreak

[@ozzymarr]

seeing brody and colin mention lots of the 818 legends gets me hype. great one eight forever.

[@ebombbombarder6550]

The hate on whataburger kills me.

[@baphomick]

It's so weird seeing the first and last letter on Colin's shirt

[@OffSumThraxx]

The best whataburgers are the ones located on the side of the highway in small towns. If you're in a city its gonna be cacas.

[@classicbananamilk]

never been to america, never going to america, would sit and watch these three legends chop it up over anything though

[@CATFEESH666]

I love that I keep getting jimmy john commercials while watching the episode

[@christianbruner779]

“Shit from a butt” in the form of “kiss from a rose”

[@ThePhantomnaut]

1:16:09 Kuya Colin eats Jollibee.

[@zoolamander]

Torchys is dope! the trashy trailer park taco is worth checking out next time your in TX

[@andytuck99]

who up harding they lore rn? dairy queen forever

[@kmartpunk95]

will Blimpy have a redemption arc?

[@TacomaStreetcarDisaster]

Can't redeem the irredeemable

[@budrothefox3666]

DORITOS CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH IS THE GOAT ALL FOOD ALL TIME

[@drewslojkowski5257]

The tier list of slot machines is coming next?

[@kaylonsinghurst]

Dominos Tip: ALWAYS get extra tomato sauce. Game changer.

[@ibz11]

If there's a Skyline close enough to Detroit to where it won't suck by the time I get to Tied Down, I'll buy a case of coneys for y'all. Respect must be put on Cincinnati style chili.

[@immigrationproblems]

I think Akron

[@HoldenSXE]

Glad we finally got the entirety of the in n out squabble lore

[@SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG]

That ROK designed Terror shirt though..

[@sMoKEy131]

That was a Fun Episode ! Loved it !!! btw. I'm sure nobody cares, but “Taco Bell” wants to open branches in Germany. On the one hand, I'm very curious and happy about it, but trying this here sounds fake to me.

[@Phillip-ino]

Jollibee spaghetti is an acquired taste. Gotta grow up with it to really appreciate it. …also NO PANCIT?! Is that not on the American menu?!?!

[@ColdhardsteelHC]

Here for the cheer wine. 🎉

[@katmills183]

If you’ve ever been served by Rylee at Del Taco Balboa Park, it belongs in S Tier.

[@spiritofthetallhills2037]

yoooo i got the same kruelty shirt on as colin for this episode drop haha and bos got one too fuckin sick

[@anthonyleone2399]

42:08 Culver's onion rings are other worldly

[@jtkappy7742]

I’ve been going to BJ’S my whole life and I just now realize Pazookie is a mashup of pizza and cookie

[@HNVZEROH]

Fucking love these. Just finished the one with Zuma (finally!). Burned through this eppy in a couple of days. Dan Nine is up next, right? We'll also take Lumpy of DAZE Media Group (although I think you'd have to class up the selection a bit), and Mike from Missing Link. And Camden of D Bloc. Please and thank you! Mucho Love, Hardlore. 😘😘😘

[@they_arent_human]

I'm from NY and pizza hut pepperoni pan pizza is fire occasionally. More of a casserole than pizza but def good. The dominos "handmade pan" is literally an attempt to copy it. Basically says on box "we worked 3 years figuring this pizza out"

[@jakobsmith7439]

The way you guys talk about subway is the way I feel about Jimmy John’s. Ps the only good thing at whataburger is the green chilie double and it’s s-tier

[@Crossbodysuffers666]

shoutout Newhall wtf that's like the closest place Colin has talked about to where I live

[@theblampanel]

john romita jr and jim lee mentioned let’s gooo (ps: firehouse subs goes hard but i respect the opinion colin)

[@Terror0619]

Whats sonics are you guys eating at. A lot of sonics near me go hard. And long John's is underrated.

[@dovesofwar14]

The Moe's slander is egregious

[@baileylittlejohn1051]

“They serve sandwiches? Put in A”

[@foxwhittaker4367]

I fully back Colin with his 786°c scenario! They've got heat with me too!

[@xsmashtheinternetx9561]

oh man the intro got me good! im from ca and i went out to kansas for business trip made a friend from TX and we were arguing whose better In-N-Out or Whattaburger and he talked mad shit for a month on in-n-out and 8 of us went to whattaburger to test it out and you are correct!!! complete dog shit!!! so that intro made me laugh fuckin hard

[@ryanloftis]

Chicfila get the frosted lemonade!

[@chaseonthefly]

That breakup story is legendary

[@KnifeLaughLove]

Colin, totally get the reaction to the spaghetti. Some say that Filipinos have a fixation on sugar, which culturally may have originated from foreign invaders who once restricted sugar consumption to the upper classes. Bo, the Jolibee being downtown actually has relevance-It's under the Filipino consulate! Otherwise, it's a long Lime scooter ride to Skokie for some.

[@shman3756]

Fiery shell inside the cheesy gordita crunch is absolutely the best fast food item of all time

[@JohnnyGingy]

Wellll guilty party looks sick but I guess I can’t partake cause I’m a peasant $500 jackets and $300 jeans WTF

[@Alkaline87]

It'd be bad enough having Colin want to fight you, but imagine Brody King at the same time lol

[@caivsivlivs]

wtf mcdonald's is like a character on the show can't leave it behind

[@OutOfTheBasement]

I know this is Brody’s list BUT Bo has failed us midwesterners with the Culver’s and Whitecastle ranking.

[@vincek6613]

Canes and Zaxby's over Popeyes. And chik fil a ahouldn even be mentioned if you're gonna make a whole insert about McDonald's

[@Debbrasaurus]

Not sure if it’s a regional thing but this list is always missing sarku japan. Easily better than panda and cheaper.

[@ianhaas4697]

I normally agree with Bo on most foods, but Burger King tacos are NOT to be remembered fondly.

[@Enwazzirb]

i been looking for this man's action figure for MONTHS at target still no luck

[@kmartpunk95]

W take on Jimmy John

[@MarcosAntonio-vf3ln]

Quick trip glizzys hit different shit everything on that roller grill hits. I feel like Colin and Bo overlook QT

[@octopoctapus9712]

No bo. Everyone cannot eat panda. Dry ass rice

[@xevilashx]

Go to Cupid’s for a dog and Daglas for the fries.

[@juanesparza5188]

I don’t mean to troll and I understand tastes are subjective, but come on, I can’t take a list seriously if Jersey Mike’s are in A tier and Whattaburger is in D tier. What is even happening here? 😂

[@AndyJBMX]

i truly want to know each whataburger location these guys have eaten at bc i can’t stand the whataburger slander lmao

[@Steven.2480]

Didn’t Wawa discontinue the half tea half lemonade? Someone confirm / Deny

[@wiscxrise]

living in Northern WI my whole life I've never even heard of half of these places. It's KwikTrip & Taco Bell for the crown up here

[@hookares9207]

Culver’s is the in n out of the Midwest the burgers are actually close plus the best chicken tenders in the game just below canes

[@jtkappy7742]

Wienerschnitzel is baller.

[@donttrip7852]

there’s no melting pot in cam, smh. did bother the young’s and code orange for a pic at our local pizza spot tho

[@joshgodbey7801]

Ok, next time any of you are in Cincinnati, Skyline may treat. I’ve got a better option for Cincinnati chili to get you guys to as well.

[@Plagues138]

Havnt watched yet.... But know I will heavily judge him based on his choices.

[@corycourtney8923]

Wings Over lower than Wingstop is wild to me.

[@nathanrinard429]

John Romita Jr.

[@Subiekev]

S Tier episode.

[@Krusade36]

Damn I need me some fancy pant

[@JohnnyGingy]

Check out those prices

[@Oftnxca]

You mf really had a whole music video for an add?! Woke me up smh

[@JohnnyGingy]

Cheba hut is sick

[@Reptile_world5]

We still got the cold mugs in Canada. 519 represent.

[@jessefisher4521]

Tip for everyone who be gettin the Beef n Cheddar. Skip the red ranch sauce.

[@jstrauss1927]

It's hardlore time baby.

[@brentericson7447]

I'm so pissed I missed the Weiner Schnitzel 10 for $10

[@DrTabarnak]

I'm currently in the drive thru at McDonald's

[@ryanbeitler3231]

So glad colin had Jollibee

[@jake_villanueva]

Shout out guilty party 🍑

[@almightypdx]

About damn time there was some Freddy’s love from Hardlore. Fred Head til I die.

[@caivsivlivs]

going bold at del taco ain't spicy ranch it's da secret sauce

[@vacantlot]

Whataburger aka Burger Peasant.

[@MisterzFearless]

Hey

[@jvallely_]

Dude qdoba’s queso nachos go hard. I’m tired of the hate!

[@zaevho]

Texan here, gimme Culver’s over Whataburger every goddamn day of my life

[@RigSquad]

@hardlore are the patreon episodes uncensored ?!?