HardLore: The Official Fast Food Tier List

The HIGHLY REQUESTED Official HardLore Fast Food Tier List has arrived! Over these nearly two eventful hours, enjoy as Colin and Bo intricately and thoroughly rank every major fast food chain in the USA in order through the eyes of two seasoned touring musicians.
Food is the great bond that every band shares, and fast food is inevitable on the road, stay to the end to find out what we think is the best of the best.
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[@BIGxBOSSxx1]

“A D??? I wish I had a G-U-N” Fucking killed me

[@CATFEESH666]

I’m still recovering from the Pepsi challenge

[@js6527]

“I can’t breathe or swallow at night” is an objectively unhinged thing to say/hear. Top tier episode.

[@cantbanme8971]

Anyone with a deviated septum got him immediately lol

[@LBOTrecords]

The way that Colin pleads for Panda at the end was the most heartfelt thing I have listened to on KZbin in a long time. "Dude, Panda is family to me. You know?"

[@cliffevans2315]

You don't GO to Denny's, you END UP at Denny's.

[@onyx666.]

i cant believe how true this is 😂😂

[@Mumumumykul]

but it hits EVERY TIME

[@timnovak698]

#1 on this list determines where I get lunch

[@shamm249]

I mean we all knew what it would be. You just want McDonald’s, and I don’t blame you one bit

[@hannibalsolveig2758]

Bo needs to attend sauce conversion camp

[@magicwaffl3z]

😂

[@BassyTX]

Now we need a Taco Bell/McDonald’s item tier list!!!

[@markhamilton1083]

Jimmy John’s over Jersey Mikes? That’s insane! That made me audibly gasp!

[@clorgus]

also firehouse subs in F tier is a terroristic crime

[@01petemurphy]

@@clorgus yeah I think sub opinions are incredibly strong - myself included. Firehouse and J Mikes over JJs all day

[@austinreed6759]

@@01petemurphy J mikes over JJ over Firehouse

[@exploringwithasmr]

Chic-fil-a service is incredible. The drive through can be 30 cars deep and you will still get your food in like 10 minutes. Mcdonalds, if there's three people waiting, you are going to be there for 20 minutes or more.

[@alankagan6623]

And the attendants are always so damn polite!

[@itspaulfisher]

Denny's Rockstar Menu was iconic! All American Rejects, Taking Back Sunday, Gym Class Heroes and Good Charlotte all had their "signature items"

[@1starprincess2323]

“Every sandwich is made in malice” 😂 food themed hardcore album with this title

[@garrettboomerbender]

Jimmy John's over Jersey Mikes? Y'all are criminally insane.

[@tomgun8146]

Are we gonna gettint a soda Tier list in the near future?!?! That would be quite a list. Exclude added flavors

[@nikmorin]

I have never left a checkers drive thru without shitting my pants immediately

[@sampuckett2476]

they served my buddy raw chicken. twice lol

[@shawn_92]

I cannot begin to stress how much you two are missing out on Torchy’s

[@coffincat1465]

Seriously. That speaks volumes to where all their bands tour

[@patrickdix212]

Colin has the most hilarious candor and cadence it’s so perfect for tier lists and album lists more of this

[@jakobsmith7439]

Bo suggesting canes be d-tier was one of the most insane things I’ve ever heard

[@bosxe]

This is my truth

[@aron4117]

He ain't wrong

[@ashleyschafferbmw8711]

Where’s the lie?

[@zvchobag]

I back this wholeheartedly

[@ShawtyWantAThug]

You go to Cane's, their flagship item is a chicken strip and the actual best thing on the menu is their toast. What kind of restaurant.

[@HXCBeard]

Somethin about staring at Colin's sick ass blue breed T and the colors of the fastfood chains got me feelin' good, man. Love this shit.

[@JohnnyGingy]

That’s how you know how legit the boys are that they get FaceTimes from bands showing them eating fast food joints for the first time 😂

[@DrTabarnak]

We need a special episode where Hardlore goes to Blimpie and gives it a proper rating. In great detail.

[@Evanchristopher96]

There was a time in my life when I went to taco cabana so often my apple maps thought i worked there

[@ThePhantomnaut]

My five: Wingstop, In-N-Out, Jollibee, Del Taco (mostly for breakfast), McD.

[@cr00kz]

Del Taco is so underrated S+ tier road trip fast food option

[@jaysonc9690]

Colin shitting on panera as hard as he did was the validation I never received

[@dollyfarton666]

how can i report the finn mckenty video suggestions?

[@NYRipper27]

"panda is family to me" put a tear to my eye

[@Heathbarnone]

Use this as a "Fuck Bo's take on Canes" button.

[@LILDIRTNAPX]

Combos Bar and Grille fuckin got me hahahaha

[@ADAMEATSBEARS]

Mad respect to bo for pointing out coke products. It does play a big role 💯

[@joshholton7542]

Omg the Denny’s conversation 🤣 hobbit menu, hoobastank special!? Bottom of the best 🤣

[@x.BRAiNZ.x]

Sippin a Baja Blast Z with a couple In-N-Out flyin dutchies and absolutely LOVIN’ IT!

[@jshepard7245]

You've gotta try the honey mustard at Raising Cane's. Agree that the Cane's sauce is overrated, but no one knows about the honey mustard. You've gotta ask for it, but it's the sauce that unites us. The move is honey mustard for the chicken, cane's sauce for the fries. Cole slaw goes in the garbage.

[@JohnnyGingy]

Just started already have the Meat Sweats

[@coryratliff7687]

All of these that I’ve tried were all put in their respective places. Good job dudes.

[@thefattening1307]

Bros Jersey Mike used to be my neighbor. My dad used to beef with him all the time because he hated when my dad would start up his custom built race car, it was super loud. My dad was also named Mike and Jersey Mike thought my name was also Mike. He would call me Mike when I was outside and said hello. I'm Steve lol.

[@user-qv1rt5pt7r]

Swensons is an absolute treasure out of Akron, Ohio (and now surrounding areas). Drive in- burgers-shakes-killer fries.

[@ChainChomp122]

I’m glad to be hearing more about hot dogs on the show. It’s year of the dog and no one even knows

[@StablesSLCHC]

The Rathergood Quiznos’s commercial is something people DON’T believe when it gets brought up.

[@connor7329]

any shot you guys could get dylan from full of hell on? they’ve had one of the most unique sounds in heavy music for a while, it’d be interesting to hear what they’re into and what they pull from

[@wiscxrise]

I rarely ever leave Wisconsin, so for me it's KwikTrip, Taco Bell and Dairy Queen. Getting Culver's almost feels like having to do a job, so I pass on them, but the blueberry concrete mixer is awesome.

[@teeth.0f.g0d]

We literally only have like 5 of these in the UK

[@voicesofvinyl]

Am I about to watch a two hour podcast about fast food? Yes.. yes I am.

[@Murkilla811]

It's rare I find people who ride for Jimmy John's as hard as I do. I'm in good company.

[@brandonbargo9686]

Saying "Put Wawa below Sheetz" and then 10 seconds later putting it above Sheetz is top 10 anime betrayals of all time

[@cr00kz]

Love seeing Del Taco in the B tier. Underrated option imo. Will need to try Arby's again, had nothing but shit food the 3 times I've tried it

[@TwoyBwoy]

I'm from Wisconsin and my first job was at culvers. I literally had it for lunch today too. I agree with it being B tier (as of 30 mins in). Sometimes it slaps, sometimes it's just okay depending on how busy it is.

[@exploringwithasmr]

Damn, this must have been right before Year Of The Knife's accident.

[@jooon696]

As a Flipino boi myself. I was flabbergasted when Bo said "What the fck is a Jollibee?" But I do understand it's a regional thing and where it's stands on the list.

[@gregbaffuto4370]

Bo I laughed at the Seinfeld reference about arbys even though Colin didn't seem to pick up on it

[@Squeeblez]

Ayo there’s a noodles and company in Downey,CA how have I not known this

[@dad2625]

i was not expecting the mini bo voice at 2:46 😂

[@davidmesa3651]

Will hardlore live be filmed and air on KZbin?

[@stabyourcat]

Don’t know if I can trust a fast food tier list by a couple o’ fellas that can’t even pick out Diet Coke.

[@mikeabrusci]

Subway outnumbers McDonald’s because you don’t have to install a deep fryer so they’re the easiest fast food spot to franchise. All you need is some outlets and the worst looking tomatoes you’ve ever seen in your life

[@zvchobag]

Shout out to Braums who is not in the mix and absolutely should be.

[@Mumumumykul]

top 5, in order: wing stop, taco bell, shake shack, in-n-out, mcdonalds

[@celinazonta7415]

I’m watching this while I’m on the treadmill because apparently I hate myself (?) 😂

[@levibangs8974]

Vegetarian top five Tacobell, burgerking, qudoba, Dennys, anywhere my carnivore friends make me scour the menu for a grilled cheese and frys.

[@mariannl2838]

"I'd be root beer floatin' some turds in my ass" CLASSIC

[@corbinboggs]

Best episode yet

[@corbinboggs]

Gotta try Penn station’s teriyaki chicken sub though 🤤🤤🤤

[@PunkHardcoreDemos]

Some thoughts as a Canadian: There are quit a lot of fast foods chains I have not tried yet. Will make more of an attempt next time I'm in the US. Would be curious on your take on 2 Canadian chains: Tim Horton's and Harvey's, neither of which are that good really. Also Jollibee is awesome, and highly recommended. Surprised you didn't have Ci Ci's Pizza on this list. Would always go there when on tour in the south..it was $5 all you can eat at the time!

[@alpoLand]

I'm gonna straight up disown you guys if you don't take back what you said about Rally's/Checkers.

[@itsonlyalex3254]

Finally pulled the trigger on some manscaped stuff and I am stoked on the pricing. Thank you code: Hardlore

[@behindthacrookedcross]

Need to get Karl Earth Crisis on the next fast food episode!

[@CityOfRoses79]

Could you get Bruce LePage on your show?

[@-Double-D-33]

“Every sandwich is made in malice” is an all time quote

[@DannyCarpenter-mb1fq]

53:20 Ive had a hard time seeing some of my favorites being listed so low but fr the Italian night club add hot peppers from jj is legit amazing

[@DaveyBlade13]

Yes yes yes yes. YES. YES DAMN IT.

[@scottgajewski3925]

I'm watching a hardcore themed podcast talking about fast food and I love it! Hahaha

[@shoveldynamite8474]

Beau, just a lil fyi there is a Jersey Mikes in Lakeview East and a Jollibee in The Loop

[@detournemont]

Awesome video. I'm curious where you would put Biscuitville and Captain D's in the tier.

[@deanadams500]

Goated LeBron reference at 24:19 by Colin

[@jimmyridesagain]

Penn Station (a good one) will change your life

[@Rzero91]

At 47:13 is Colin saying “shushed”? When they bleep it out? Why would that be censored???? Lol

[@bcpkccable]

Bo I worked for Veggie Grill for 11 years what you said about veggie grill and native foods is correct.

[@davidball8207]

This episode absolutely bangs. Super fun watch, and there are some solid takes. Poppeyes is undisputed king of fried chicken. I would take that over anything on this list.

[@zerotwoeleven_]

this is like a conversation between dostoevsky and niezsche

[@chadpatzer4808]

Thank you so much for this video! I’d love to see if your feeling change a year or two from now. Also thank you for remembering Burger King tacos. McDonald’s for the win! And I’ve driven 5 hour round trip for swensons twice. Worth it. Only burger better than the galley boy mightttt be shake shack. Even then, two different monsters. Look for it in Cleveland and Columbus.

[@onyx666.]

Jack in the Box was completely disrespected. I'd square up on both of you if I heard that talk in person. Crazy. They're honestly the GOAT, over Mcdonalds tbh

[@idonotloveofficial]

Honestly? Some of the best content on KZbin. Think about it.

[@dbeatdano498]

Never had Portillos til I met my wife who’s from Rockford Illinois. We get it every time we go back there. Absolute S tier

[@troyfrink]

Cookout is ridiculous. It’s the only place I’ve ever been where you can get a quesadilla with a quesadilla on the side. The shakes are amazing.

[@lakasxdisciplina707]

the pain in my heart that they're sleeping on jollibee this hard LOL respect to Bo for liking longanisa tho

[@JoSHFARRox13]

Panda, Chickfila, Shake Shack, McDonalds, Cookout

[@jbasti227]

Watching this on my lunch break. Today is a good day.

[@CB-ROM]

There's a Baja Fresh at an emergency university medical center in Nashville, TN. Never ate there, though.

[@BassRocker617]

Your most important video to date

[@smokestacksband]

This episode should have been called the McDonalds Tier

[@mercyfulnate]

Was not expecting the Firehouse hate

[@gregbradshaw7220]

Colin bullied Bo on Canes

[@EndingLight]

Keep this shit up bo and collin

[@Mumumumykul]

yall havent had enough el pollo loco to know so i forgive you, but as a mexican i can say without a doubt its del taco

[@montanamedia1736]

praise the Gobbler

[@vincek6613]

Hidden gem from DQ: frozen hot chocolate. I've been going to Jersey Mike's so much recently. Quiznos would be top tier if it was still as available. Ate too many del taco chicken burritos so stopped going for a while but I went back and will back their burgers completely and a new fave are their cheddar chicken rollers. Used to go to KFC strictly for the potato wedges but then they downsized the portions so haven't been in forever. Zaxby's is my top tier for chicken. Canes is real good obviously. Big daddy's beat out little Caesars for me and I prefer pizza hut over dominos

[@charmingoyster]

colin flexing the fresh explorer 2, you know he got a credit limit bump

[@shit_pant]

why have i watched this like four times

[@DaddyChainsaw]

Moe's kicks the piss out of Chipotle.

[@michaelhudson7565]

1. Del Taco 2. Panda Express 3. Jersey Mikes 4. Chipotle 5. Chick Filet

[@LeftySupreme]

So glad you guys went hard S tier with Panda Express. Orange chicken does fuck insanely hard, but I highly recommend giving your boy Beijing beef a shot.

[@michaelmartinez7158]

Jersey Mikes and Chick Fil-A are god tier. Jersey Mikes feels best after a nice gym session. One thing though, here in NYC I only go to one Five Guys in Times Square and they do give you a SHITLOAD of fries, no matter what size you get. I always get my bang for my buck in fries alone. Idk if it’s like that anywhere else