Hardly Working: Boozy Couple

[@naturada137]

This has got to be one of the best scripts College Humor has ever written.

[@MrSargBagles]

naturada137 One of the most well acted for sure...

[@TheSecondBeef]

Not Pat tho

[@inspectorjavert8443]

+Maya Illusion everyone does. I hard she wrote for SNL for awhile

[@chickensangwich97]

Yeah she's head writer there right now.

[@seanmoriarty9147]

Streeter also writes for them.

[@pootisvonpoot1801]

In three minutes they've managed to create two characters with more personality than some movies do in an hour and a half.

[@blackhokage1744]

pls what is the name of the waitress lady

[@carterdc3576]

Black Hokage not trying to help you jerk it.

[@blackhokage1744]

@@carterdc3576 🤣😂🤣😂 she looks like someone on agents of shield

[@carterdc3576]

Black Hokage oh thank god

[@blackhokage1744]

@@carterdc3576 🤣😂 you are not serious

[@yoninisanov3294]

unbelievable acting by the two parents some of the best I saw in college humor

[@whotoldyouthisurl]

Well that's Streeter and Sarah for you. Or, rather... PHANTOM AND SAR-AHH!

[@jimmyflo4251]

Streeter and Sarah had amazing chemistry in every skit they were ever in together

[@jorgelujan9942]

I wish there was a show just about Patt's parents. I could listen to them talk all day.

[@christinawilkephillips7684]

yeah, I agree, that was funny! :-D

[@inkweary3664]

Jorge Lujan Guess what there is! It's called the US Presidential campaigns. Just all of them.

[@jonathanstern5537]

Wasn't that Married With Children?

[@nutmaster652]

I see why Pat’s mom left her husband for C-Snap... that guys the coolest step-dad ever.

[@blackhokage1744]

pls what is the name of the waitress lady

[@nutmaster652]

Seyi Oyetade shes not a waitress it’s an office not a bar

[@blackhokage1744]

@@nutmaster652 😏 she was called a waitress in the video innit ? she took their drinks innit? so how else would she have been described

[@nutmaster652]

Seyi Oyetade British people be like “Oi there mate, but rude to put that knoife in me chest innit?”

[@blackhokage1744]

@@nutmaster652 the only thing she was referred to in this video is waitress so you don't have a point, sarah and streeter are Pat's parents in the video bcos that's wat they were referred to as, even though they are not his actual parents, so you hav no point 😑🙄😏

[@TESkyrimizer]

Transition at 0:44 from insulting his genitals to agreeing on going grocery shopping later is so realistic

[@tililaaitjeddi9501]

streeter is a good actor WOW

[@jack_the_sparrow]

"WHY WOULD I WASH MY HANDS, SHEILA?! I DIDN'T SHIT ON MY HANDS" LMFAO

[@stormstryker5909]

+Jack Sparrow Best Streeter line, ever. Nuff said

[@JeremyHoffman]

Give me a break. You probably did

[@MrProofMan]

Good to see she finally left C Snap. That dude tried WAY too hard

[@that_one_momo_guy]

+MrProofMan what?

[@averydrewniak8605]

Hugh jackman is a god

[@MrGksarathy]

+MrProofMan He was also a domestic abuser.

[@MrProofMan]

To be fair that bitch kept talking shit

[@Captain_Jack514]

So much for extra large cheese pizzas 😔

[@EternalTuna]

1:12 isnt that murph in the background?

[@OhplsAndrew]

LOL he's fast.

[@blackhokage1744]

@@OhplsAndrew the flash

[@ShrirajHegde]

amazing observation

[@stevenrjdennis]

I love how this is basicly version of Marty McFly's parents when Biff has the almanac.

[@AnthonyMazzarella]

they are like a satire of every 90's Scorsese character ever.

[@not_henry_the_fifth]

it did remind me of the scene in goodfellas where Sharon meets all the other gangsters wives!

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

my god this script has too many good lines to quote. 10/10 video. RIP collegehumor

[@harrisonbrown2185]

anyone else miss the classic collegehumor sketches like this one? The current ones don't come close to how funny these were

[@aaronn]

lol it's 5 years old, that's not new.

[@leroyatleroys]

"You know, I hate to say this, but YOUR PEOPLE are the l-" Pat:"Uh, hey! Let's go to Sizzler!"

[@Drarack]

This could have an incredible second life on tiktok

[@sakketin]

This has to be CollegeHumor's finest hour. Not just the funniest CH sketch I've seen but funniest sketch period.

[@grouchypus]

LOL right when he pulls the race card he ends it. perfection.

[@BayviewGhost]

I saw this on the CH website a few weeks ago and immediately showed everyone I know. The acting is just so perfect, I don't think I've ever heard anyone nail the stereotype of the drunken, politically incorrect, publicly humiliating parents who hate each other better than Sarah and Streeter. Easily my favourite Hardly Working right here.

[@jimmysonglaugh8110]

Grossly under-appreciated.

[@whoaitsmoe]

Sarah killed it! One of her best performances this was hilarious!

[@theyouth2000]

Oh yeah! Didn't know it was her at first. Really great in character. Streeter too!

[@Noskcaj17]

Its like if Biff from BTTF 2 and the version of Marty's mom when she was married to Biff actually somewhat got along.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

***** that's getting along?

[@Shabasky1]

*"YOUR People"* XDDD

[@EvanEasyE1996]

This is legitimately my favorite video on youtube

[@zvy007]

this episode had like WHOA I am impressed

[@MrSlimSheaD]

I’ve watched this a hundred times and never noticed Pat has to hype himself up before making the announcement.

[@-Strides-]

Some of the best acting and scripts they've done imo!

[@calixa]

wow, i was skeptical about this at first, cuz ive seen the "over the top old couple" schtick before, but this was fantastically done. great stuff, im gonna subscribe, you won me over. now i believe you have quite the backlog of videos for me on this rainy day.

[@Adigingkp]

Please get this College Humor back. The current version is just Tumor.

[@WalterBrosINC]

This has gotta be the greatest Hardly Working sketch I've ever seen.

[@TtotheG]

I hate these people so much. They did such a good job of making this!

[@cd-zw2tt]

"Why would I wash my hands, Sheila!? I didn't SHIT on my HANDS!"

[@fl333r]

I think they're all good actors but some times they just dont get the chance to play more varied roles. Also that script was incredibly lifelike. Especially the interjections "listen to me" "shut up" "keep talking"

[@theyouth2000]

Streeter and Sarah are so good here! 😂😂😂 I would be absolutely mortified being in Pat's position. It's funny how they both banter and insult each other in one minute, then are so agreeable in another.

[@Mr_Phox]

1:11 So, Murph has a clone.

[@hunterevans8129]

That was murph

[@Mr_Phox]

Jesus. Ok, the editing makes it look as though Murph is both standing in front of Pat's parents, and walking around behind them. Since Murph obviously can't be in two places at once, I decided to use that detail as the basis for a joke. If I knew I'd have to explain it a month after I'd forgotten I'd even made it, I wouldn't have bothered.

[@kaaaashock]

No, it was Murph

[@Mr_Phox]

kaaaashock Yes, we've established that. I'd say you're a bit late.

[@kaaaashock]

Mr Phox No, I don't think you understand. If you look closely, they're actually both Murph.

[@jazon345]

This is the best collegehumor video to ever grace the planet.

[@MaxOakland]

I bet this is what it's like to have Donald Trump as your dad

[@Doffingnik]

this is probably the best vid from college humor in a long time

[@lonewolf6662]

“ why would I wash my hands? I didn’t shit on my hand “ 🤦‍♂️

[@Eniyi04]

OMG!!! best episode ever! the acting was so out of the box on this one, nice!

[@Alex-fu4md]

You can see Brian that is supposed to be "in front" of them walking in the background.

[@TheAwesome45]

Alex Jones Murph.

[@Nukcall]

Awesome 45 His name is Brian Murphy haha, so you're both right

[@shinjinobrave]

Nukcall His name is Byron Murphy, he likes to drink curphee.

[@xgwongx]

Best collegehumor vid in a while

[@theultimatechaser]

Bryan is a magician. Hes somehow standing at the wall in front of pats parents but is also walking behind them at 1:12 and 1:17.

[@ruse128]

wow.... this is like the best CH sketch!!! i mean jus too good... wonder how it doesnt have atleast a million views...

[@lizagnaharkle6500]

I LOVE WEGMANS

[@Syonixx]

I watch this every morning with my whiskey ginger.

[@morado6285]

Don't be like Pat Cassle's Parents

[@onelifelefttodie]

Dead?

[@Escalotes]

Best CH video in forever.

[@JmanEspresso]

MORE OF THIS OMG

[@jesusthroughmary]

This is the best video CH ever made.

[@cyanmanta]

You really do need to go to Wegmans, though. I recommend the apricots.

[@crustaceandroolcube]

This is my favourite video on this website.

[@tomfurness3109]

Murph walks through the background at 1:12 when he's meant to be on the other side!!!

[@blackhokage1744]

😂🤣😂😂 yea

[@breew7126]

"since Clinton was president " this gets funnier every year 🤣

[@Williamkurk]

More parent parodies...they're priceless. Reminds of 9% of the parents I've ever met in history.

[@averyvasquez8153]

I watch this so often not only because of the insane hilariousness, but also the ballsy acting

[@morado6285]

I like these guys I don't know what you guys are talkin' bout

[@Comraderob1]

1:12 Brian Murphy is in the background of the shot, as they are also cutting to him in front of them, lol

[@justinsantiago4861]

That was fucking awesome lmao

[@Yalonda24]

One of my favorites! Good Job College Humor! Sarah and Streeter awesome good job pulling this off.. And good job Pat for not laughing hahah.

[@voshsicarius6460]

Omg if I had a family like that, I'd never talk to them.

[@Yoni123]

they're funny :P

[@mnkittel]

This.... was... EPIC. Streeter, Sarah... you are the best. The BEST!

[@Hoops-lx9lk]

just to be sure Wegmans is a new York thing right

[@Achilles3666]

+Assassin Dragon Mostly, but they're in a lot of northeastern states. www.wegmans.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?storeId=10052&identifier=CATEGORY_517

[@Hoops-lx9lk]

+BlackRoseXIII k I live in Syracuse but I didn't know it was not just upstate Ny thanks

[@TheMastermind729]

+Assassin Dragon This whole time I thought it was just a Jersey thing.

[@MenacingCricket]

+Assassin Dragon They're in Maryland too.

[@Bob27Fat]

+Assassin Dragon It's a Jewish thing

[@somesanity1]

hahahahaha this is literally the most hilarious collegehumor vid of all time. why doesn't it have like a shitload of views? soooo hilarious lmfao

[@slovakbear5449]

God I hate the deodorant commercial.

[@DrOlimario]

Why don't I show you how dry 🇬🇧dance🇬🇧 can be?

[@prestonjohnson-roy7428]

That guy's a douche

[@HandsomestCrusader]

Thank fuck their contract with them is over

[@Yrenne]

Streeter has big Biff Tannen energy here lol

[@raven-gq5st]

2:08 "Small loan of one million dollars!"

[@Johnsfails]

Really loving the hardly working sketches

[@zombieman2122]

Fucking hilarious

[@keanepois2409]

Easily the best sketch collegehumor has done

[@fonziegee]

god back when collegehumor was actually funny

[@katie-st8nx]

good old days

[@TheMajorpickle01]

This is the collegehumor i subbed to

[@amaldabe]

Back when collegehumor was about being funny and not about liberal propaganda.

[@SacredDaturaa]

Best thing about then is that we didn't have whiny little shitstains complaining about it under every video.

[@nicholaso.1502]

Blackfish totally.

[@ederanged7960]

Blackfish Well I guess you're complaining.. It's more irony really, but at least you're self aware

[@thezerfer9860]

And here we have an offended trump supporter

[@rofalmatt]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE !!!!

[@kevmahon]

Best episode in a while

[@jimmervision]

this gotta be one of the best skits i've seen in awhile

[@kittypwnz]

streeter is so fucking good in this

[@elcornetto117]

One of the best shorts in my opinion.

[@yellowcougar18]

@dellywarrior No sarcasm, or jealousy. Just genuinely happy to see someone work hard and get farther up in the world. Sad to see her go, as we may not see more of her on TV. SNL have their featured players, and we may not see her outside of promotion for SNL. A pity if we do not. I understand you asking, since the written word is often hard to discern without some form of indication.

[@KajsSwedishMeatBalls]

Best one in a while.

[@DandTprod]

he walks around in the background but stands right in front of his parents... talent. props bro. XD

[@eduardoong2621]

"Give me a break, you probably did"

[@letopho]

This is actually amazing.

[@MadJack122]

such good actors.

[@GoodGolly.MissLolly]

More, more, more of Pat's parents please!!

[@sicknessinabox]

BEST COLLEGE HUMOR SKIT YET. Keep it up, spot on acting and awesome comedic touches. Nice

[@djziggurat]

Street may very well be the best actor, him and dan are amazing. Streeters eyes in that old conga line video when it was his turn to jump out the window are priceless.

[@JosephCheetah]

You two are awesome in this Skit! I wish you did this kind of stuff more often!

[@TheBlur009er]

Anybody else notice the mess up in the background of 1:12 lawls. XD still love this channel!

[@mfmelendez]

This was hilarious! Also, nice that it was viewable on iPhone

[@ramonpeerdeman]

It's worth making more vids of his parents. They are good!

[@Thezepppelin]

this acting was outstanding

[@MCLSK1]

I honestly don't know why I got so excited when they mentioned Wegman's, but I did.

[@glitchedphoenix7521]

Murph was in the background during the shots where he was supposed to be next to the wall

[@tijnmans]

The acting is amaaaaaaaaazing!

[@JeremyHoffman]

It's been 13 years, and still, when I wash my hands after pooping, I hear Streeter and Sarah saying "I didn't SHIT on my HANDS!" "Give me a break, you probably did."

[@seizurefrog]

this and the second part must be the best HW sketches ever

[@GigiDeRio]

I laughed soo hard at this ! They're great ! Please College Humor, make a series about them !!

[@HeadofIbis]

1:12 "that's actually Brian Murphy, he's a good friend of mine" AND THEN BRIAN MURPHY WALKS INTO THE FRAME RIGHT BEHIND STREETER'S SHOULDER IN THE SAME CLOTHES, so much for continuity :-P

[@drakkingothgod]

I think this was the best acting i've seen from sarah and streeter