Jake and Amir: Poker

[@giveny1]

Jake treats Amir like a little brother at his sleepover

[@AV9000x]

Did the greease princess hear what I had to say? We may never know.

[@paulroche6969]

I like how Jake's insecurity made him overlook that he won the bet. Amir said everybody, and Jake didn't bust out laughing.

[@Gojira.destroyingtokyo]

The man above me is a philosopher, a pimp and a cool! Upvote him to karma heaven baby!"

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

​@@Gojira.destroyingtokyo go bills

[@humanzerohumanzero4825]

I love how jake says "I'm sorry" at the end so sincere

[@xXChaoticRavenXx]

He probably is,jake is usually the one call Amir out for being homophobic

[@chaumas]

The way Streeter repositions himself before talking at the end has always seemed really funny to me. It's a subtle thing, but it's just great use of body language.

[@Lunaticc18]

The Grease princess hooked up with Doobs on sillicon valley...

[@neontime8507]

Lol

[@yellllowbear]

I knew it! Took me a little to find this video.

[@indianawesomeness]

so many guest stars on jake and amir were on/star on silicon valley. i love it

[@Skyfox_art]

And Kumail.

[@munjee2]

@@Skyfox_art you mean Jake's brother ?

[@Aezoh]

"my mind was racing" hahaha

[@jeanarmin254]

"Did the Grease Princess hear what I said about her eyebrows?" "Yeah, I did."

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

My mind was racing.

[@xtdycxtfuv9353]

okay lets just play

[@charliereczek9690]

Ok uh, Stella. You’re small blind

[@tardersauce3578]

*m y m i n d w a s r a c i n g*

[@jake-amirblumenfeldwitz6068]

We may.... never know

[@rossplendent]

The way he's bigger than everyone else is that he eats sandwiches more frequently than the average person.

[@CheckOutMyPokemons]

And that was the first and last we ever saw of "Stella"

[@TheFounderUtopia]

She must have returned to her grease castle in eyebrow-land.

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

She's on Silicon Valley.

[@elliotb1137]

+Bruce Wayne with doobs

[@genesisjones2116]

CheckOutMyPokemons l

[@Ashutoshlakra]

i knew i recognised her!

[@LazarusIsBackBaby]

"My mind was racing" is among the most genius Amir lines of the series.

[@SalvableRuin]

Why?

[@usuwaniestukotu722]

I love it as well. Keep coming back to this video for this one line :D

[@scratchscripter3511]

XD Amir's joke cracked me the fuck up! But Jakes was too far. I was highly offended

[@aubriwoo]

"Oh no I can't play" "oh yea I just want to be here next to you" lmao best line ever

[@Rachel98246]

"I have a gay cousin!" So does Amir xD

[@chaosangelzoneact365]

Chicken Permission It was a goof!

[@AndrewPonti]

It's 2013!

[@Christian-jv4pc]

He also once ate a gay beetle

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

ON A TUESDAY!!!

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Chicken Permission any chance you know Amir's friend Parm?

[@kevinfarrell9304]

_my mind was racing_ oh my god

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

I honestly cracked at "When there's something gay"

[@sweez28]

jadeveon clowney is a bitch

[@SeahawkSTRIKE]

@@sweez28 sheagles suck bitch

[@regalpanda4224]

I've always thought Streeter looks better with long hair. I don't much care for his short hair. He just looks cooler with long hair imo.

[@cooliovasquez]

He looks less fat

[@MichaelBacci]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@billybobjoe198]

What are you gay?

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

When did Marie Schrader start working at CollegeHumor?

[@TheKaeseStulle]

THEY'RE MINERALS!

[@DrRiq]

THANKS

[@akulahirpada1993]

lol Jake should know better, even if the joke falls flat Amir probably won't keep his promise.

[@NougatCN]

Lol the way jake says "enough" at 1:50

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

bad time link, bad you.

[@NougatCN]

+bunnyfaceperson123 how so

[@takasam2343]

+NougatCN It's exactly after he says "enough"^^

[@NougatCN]

+Taka Sam excweese me

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+NougatCN *excuisse

[@theultimatebro9278]

That line about her being 'that type of girl' has been stuck in my head for the last few years I can't believe I found it again

[@theultimatebro9278]

Cant believe I found this comment again

[@jonnnnniej]

Nice!

[@theultimatebro9278]

@@jonnnnniej I am so cringe

[@none11flop9]

@@theultimatebro9278 correct

[@Yoni123]

The greasy skinned girl is really cute

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

+Yoni123 Dat backhanded compliment XD

[@bunnyfaceperson123]

+WheresWallace4883 - it's part of the game dude

[@dr.richardfeynman7230]

The fuck!

[@LimLamOfficial]

It's called negging man, anyone who's anyone knows

[@leddyal-khakaf3378]

Liam McGowan I notice you're saying all of this into my neck 😉

[@ThrillaWhale]

The Grease Princess looks like Marie from Breaking Bad.

[@blizzyfingers676]

she kind of does

[@eboooo]

She looks like Jason Bateman's sister from Krypton

[@oscarsaris3183]

Wait, how is Grease Princess Small Blind and Streeter Big Blind with Jake being the dealer inbetween them? PLOTHOLES

[@krazypatriot4]

One of the best Jake&Amir vids!

[@DzhonijsDeelis]

If Stella was the small blind and Streeter was big blind and Jake was sitting between them and dealing cards would mean that Jake wasn't there to play but to only deal cards. Maybe that's because Jake is a loser too and was accepted in the circle on the condition that he doesn't paly but only deals instead. And then he retaliates to Amir and sets worse conditions for him to stay.

[@SeraphsWitness]

I agree, the blinds make no sense in this poker game unless jake is a dedicated dealer. Meaning he lost or wasn’t invited to play. Lol

[@samweldon8104]

My mind was racing

[@LongLongLists]

MY MIND WAS RACING

[@robertb.7772]

That nutbusters joke was taupe

[@hillelkahan7626]

"Yes he is very big" sometimes Amir is genuinely funny

[@arklowrockz]

Jake's dealing, how can the blinds be left and right of him??? Someone checking continuity shoulda caught that!!

[@SeraphsWitness]

arklowrockz I thought the same thing. Streeter is to Jake's left so he should be small blind. And whoever is next is big. I can't tell if it's Stella or the other dude.

[@vincevvn]

Jake could be all time dealer

[@arjunholmie]

It's either done on purpose just to show how they deliberately made Streeter big even though he's not, or it's a mistake

[@pffft5679]

1:02 damn such good handwriting

[@iblame_nargles]

+Julian Yang You could say it's pretty.... TOP.

[@pffft5679]

lol

[@PepsiMaxProductions]

Finally a decent video. Good job.

[@uub12]

Nice Daniel Bryan beard jake

[@JosephDanielsOG]

bro i see you commenting on all these videos lol

[@iDirtyDianaX]

Darryl, Darryl, Darryl McMexican, how are you?

[@TheLeoo117]

favorite jake and amir episode!!

[@johannesbinder26]

How is stella small blind and Streeter is bigblind? they are sitting in the wrong possisions

[@georgekearney8595]

THANK YOU

[@blackparademistress1]

*Positions?!

[@TheNitemare21]

This was one of my favorite newer video (:

[@neontime8507]

SORRY FOR WHAT JAKE?! FOR THE WOLF?!

[@JesterEXW]

I watched these in High School and now I watch them in my office at work, very weird.

[@mysticvipersvlogs346]

I feel these episodes get darker and darker

[@simum1]

That joke at the end was so bad, but the laughing cracked me up

[@slmgmt1]

What if Amir really is physically incapable of having an internal monologue?

[@TheOfficialBacon]

Actually he is, we heard one in "Thoughts"

[@TheNinjaAzn]

my homework brings all the asians to the yard and they're like it wasnt that hard

[@bongpoquito]

IS JAKE WEARING A T-SHIRT FROM HAMDEN?!?!?! HAMDEN CT!?!?!?

[@Aljalil]

that's where he's from

[@bongpoquito]

+truhb4sho I know, I was talking to him through twitter and I find it amazing that he is from my home town.

[@Aljalil]

+Brendan Randall that's dope u talked to jakedaman85

[@HarperNguyen]

Hamden Hall!

[@foolintherain100]

STOPPING BY FOR MY DAILY DOSE OF JAKE AND AMIR!

[@SR3272]

I love how the endings always have that one last bit that's the funniest part of the whole thing.

[@RagingMonkey2009]

This was a solid one!

[@VeryBeowulf]

Poor Jake.

[@Craig91214]

That nut buster joke was bloody hilarious! I might have to use it some time....

[@chrisweatherwax3721]

30 second ads for 2 minute videos? I'm never watching soccer again because of that stupid world cup ad. Been forced to watch it 500 times.

[@chrisweatherwax3721]

***** Seriously didn't know about that. I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things. Thanks I downloaded it works great, will never complain about ads again :)

[@SchwarzerHaufen]

Ultrabeast Harkonnen "I'm usually in my own little world writing songs and don't pay attention to things." That's probably the cringiest thing I have ever read.

[@iDirtyDianaX]

You're an ultrabeast in that regard

[@Rohanmrao1]

I starting lolling when amir said 'in yur nayburhuud'

[@annoying5andy]

I only laughed at their laugh

[@TemRMRF]

this was a good episode

[@jamesmochoa]

Nut busters?

[@0axel078]

It's a play on Ghost Busters...

[@jamesmochoa]

Is it?

[@0axel078]

I should have noticed your name before I commented... -_-

[@jamesmochoa]

probably wise Sir.

[@SpongebobsABoss]

Haven't watched college humor in a while...and I come back to a practically Amish status beard on Jake's face, and rockstar hair on Streeter's head. Holy crap...what have I missed.

[@xy-inventor1885]

Are you the same person you were when you made this comment?

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

It's funny, cause Amir's correction of Jake using the phrase "talking it" was actually right. I guess he's gotta get something right after all these years.

[@RegiPanther]

i love how frequently Jake's facial hair changes :)

[@BruceWayne-tm9rh]

Well Amir didn't make Jake laugh, so I guess Jake wins and Amir has to leave him alone forever.

[@ejoshcoron]

My mind was racing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheJokerscene]

Wow... Jake's beard is terrible.

[@rasmusslagsvold6180]

TheJokerscene nah. you're terrible

[@quinintheclouds]

Bad beard? _Nahhh._ Bad you

[@TheJokerscene]

Goddammit Jake, stop making fake accounts!

[@prestondoran8707]

“My mind was racing” 😂😂

[@DarkCelestialBeing]

Its funny how in real life we don't laugh at Amir's joke but we laugh at Jake's

[@TeeBreak]

anxious boy

[@TeeBreak]

meanie

[@lidoeg2]

I like that we now know the secret story behind why Jake's beard and Streeter's hair are so long

[@ReidTheRulesGuy]

What is it?

[@harpdevil]

It's been in the office and in tons of videos for years. The question is, why haven't you noticed it sooner?

[@justinz9225]

Streeter should be small blind, he's to the dealer's left.

[@nevmiles]

0:46. Playing Hold 'Em with Jokers in the deck????

[@lucozade8373]

Last

[@MrElbanegrim]

Amir, I LOVE the movie you're in

[@SLACKLINEDUDE]

Stella is the highest level of cute of which all things cute are judged by.

[@ZacharyDavidColeman]

happy birthday.

[@vandercudo]

Cos of watching this i am gonna get poker videos for a month now...

[@Vendice]

Stella was in silicon valley

[@pappadarappa]

If someone calls me their grease princess I would let them do whatever they want to me

[@maxwell246]

legend of the hidden temple tiki in the background what!!! why has no one spotted this

[@balisahiba]

did anyone notice the statue behind Jake from Legends of the hidden temple?

[@luff675]

"I have a gay cousin" xD haha laughed so hard

[@Greco678]

was jake wearing a hamden dragons shirt? like from Hamden CT? Thats crazy im from cheshire

[@Max42a]

Two years? Where were you?!

[@alexhaines12]

For some reason I laugh out loud to Amir's joke every time I watch this. :D

[@shadowedwolf123]

Didn't laugh at amir's joke but I did laugh at jake's fail.

[@cutargh]

I fucking LOST it at "My mind was racing!"

[@armourinverse]

What's the guy from the Temple doing in the background?

[@RyanRanHome]

MINDBLAST

[@Krakronyz44]

is that olmec from legends of the hidden temple behind jake?

[@MeggieCook]

"my mind was racing" hahahha

[@aaronvasquez823]

is that the guy from the guitar shopping episode?

[@bluntspear]

No animals were severely harmed in the making of Jake's beard.

[@foolintherain100]

I only wish I can someday match his beard. If not, I can settle for a Santa Claus.

[@3chaosticnachos]

I'm not sure if this is true but I believe collegehumor posts videos two months after they make them. Which means this was taped during November when men don't shave for charity.

[@shalow123]

when they laughed i litteraly went "......god damit..."

[@CaramelCarm]

i want more of streeter and the older cast

[@ClaytonBigsby01]

Jake is rocking the Abraham beard!! The true sign of a company man!

[@seanlikesnfl]

awesome

[@iloveihop07]

1:04 the way amir says all that is fucking hilarious lol

[@starfox300]

My mind was racing lmao

[@Enzombie]

wow I haven't seen ths one before!

[@SinisterDirector]

There's actually 3 new ones. These ones have been out for over a week on Collegehumor's website. There's also a new J&A on there every Wednesday. You should check it out it was pretty funny.

[@matthewkaranouh9257]

MY MIND GOES RACING

[@mischaplonsey5116]

i like that you called me buddy

[@lucozade8373]

One I haven't seen before