Harland Williams and David Lucas Can't Stop Roasting Each Other | Kill Tony Highlights

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

Harland is guest of the year 2024 so far, no question.

[@highdesertbiker]

I'm gonna say best of all time so far

[@nicholassemelak6224]

Him and Dr. Phil !!

[@chuckweber542]

Him Phil and shane are the best.

[@Botchedtoeknife]

HOW!?!?!?

[@mobucks555]

IDK any other comic that throws experts off their game like Harland. There might be a few, but the best ones are dead. That celery stunt on JRE was incredible just like his KT appearances.

[@dyoung1998]

Finishing with "give my son a hand, he's pre-op" is gold!

[@LethalWeaponTV]

The "Permanent disguise" roast is sooooo gooood 😂😂

[@Alejandro_87]

Comedians should know who Groucho Marx was

[@GBender1985]

Groucho will forever be recognized, but completely unknown 😢

[@g0stn0te]

Meh

[@brodieyake7735]

Tony Hawk just seems like the most chill celebrity to ever live.

[@baghead5398]

Never lost touch with his roots 🙌🙌

[@NoName-ql1wk]

He's a legend

[@DJTheoSF]

"Your hair looks like Predator sent his kid to Jenny Craig!" FUNNY

[@ChrisCarnage-jp4fc]

That was a nuke man lmfao

[@BarryFranks]

That’s an insane line.

[@luxurylozlo]

Harland was Quality Lucas was Quantity

[@TOMMYDACOMMIE]

Dude held up pretty well for going against Harland. It was like a 5 round fight. Lucas made it to the end but Harland definitely won the fight. Lol respect to both dudes!

[@couchbudz9699]

Fr David had the nerve to say Harlands jokes didn't make sense but they do🤣🤣 not one thing he said didn't directly corelate back to Lucas and his big back😅

[@bardsamok9221]

Got pounds like hair jokes. Too many.

[@OnceUponReddit]

Same way they eat

[@MICHAEL-uz6zt]

Lucas was killing that room though

[@petemitchel1454]

Dude roasted himself every time he laughed. Haha

[@tommyrq180]

Don’t poke the Harland Williams bear! 😂

[@highdesertbiker]

He basically powered up Harland with pokes until he blew up

[@GrinningAries]

He'll come lolloping over the mountain

[@arthurcurry2003]

Harland got owned.

[@winstonalexander3948]

Best joke - “give my son a hand, he’s pre-op!” 😂😂😂

[@juandufree4309]

Look at David Lucas shoes. He’s so heavy, the shoe is sliding off the rubber sole 🤣💀

[@BangBang-kq1kf]

Wack

[@NauqNauq]

Thousand dollar pair of shoes…

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

That one’s been used 1000’s of times. You couldn’t use that on Kill Tony.

[@TurquazCannabiz]

@@NauqNauqpaying a 1000 for that was his first mistake

[@DJTheoSF]

Nice!

[@FloridaJordann]

The song David is talking about at 1:48 is called 'Superman' by Goldfinger. BANGER

[@RabidNewts]

Good comment🙌🏼

[@JRidgely]

Harlan is an absolute savage!

[@samp223]

Harland came back with a vengeance on the next appearance with David 😂

[@johnnyc0811]

U know Harland ammo-ed up

[@Dbrockjohnson]

that predator joke and children of the corn joke was awesome

[@JazzDrummer1946]

I love Harland's subtle F you by drinking a Coke.

[@carlosrodriguez-xt1ug]

This goes to show how much Tony hawk is fucking loved. He went to the straight Chicano slums in LA and all the OG's were giving him his props and wanted pictures to David Lucas saying the same thing everyone that grew up on Tony Hawk Pro Skater to Harland roasting David for Tony.

[@chubbyguyschannel6864]

Harland has the best ever off the cuff comedy of anyone ever !! He makes me laugh all the time

[@darthkrator9366]

One of the best roasts on David Lucas. And I’ve seen them all

[@krusekids]

Harland takes souls.

[@forkthepork]

DeVry vs. Deep Fried had me ded.

[@tumbletooter9331]

"Give my son a hand he's pre op" 😂

[@lowellmartens6135]

This wasn't David and Harland roasting each other, this is Lucas being schooled.

[@EveK-North]

The eclipse joke took me out 🤣

[@madsolar480]

The children of the corn, predator, and the color purple lines crushed it.

[@EveK-North]

Yes!! And the “ripped your nuts out” line was a perfect retort to David’s squirrel joke 🤣

[@TheSeveredTongues]

The eclipse joke was beautiful

[@rtolas1]

Can someone explain the children of the corn joke?

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Ian Fidance, Tony Hawk and Harland Williams all together is like a fever dream

[@camcantrun]

"You roast just like me it makes no sense and is funny as hell." When in reality, Harland makes relevant timely jokes that David Lucas couldn't even begin to put together. That's a legend and an aspiring legend interacting here.

[@dahan419]

Harland had Lucas on the ropes....LOL

[@kenancomer4315]

Slays Fidance in 2 seconds and immediately moves on lol.

[@EveK-North]

Harland is a legend!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@james2mify]

David Lucas' kryptonite

[@zivkovicable]

David Lucas is no Supercomic.

[@t1nma5k22]

“Well, if you're gonna laugh…” -- Harland Williams

[@EveK-North]

Tony @ 6:45 : "what a battle" It was a massacre, but Tony has to play it up for his friend David. Gotta love that fake tony laugh @ 6:50

[@omegathirteen13]

Protected turkey 😅

[@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo]

Floored me 😂😂

[@g0stn0te]

Wasn't funny

[@sethspot1]

Give my son a hand, hes pre-op. ......last minute gold.

[@Mark-vp6ml]

:48 David's laugh is clearly fake. Dude is trying to stay laughing but deep down his soul is fading away😭

[@NaCl-IE]

David's laugh made me think a possessed doll was there but I realized it couldn't be chucky, its only chunky

[@brandtcarroll9316]

"He's pre-op" WHAT???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertoramos8257]

Haha bro that shit caught me off guard and I’m overhere tryna be quiet at 6am

[@under-._.-score]

4:18 david’s drake moment. All the confidence without realizing what is coming.

[@Mmmwwwmmmwwwmwmwmwmwmw]

David Lucas: ‘that shit crazy that N boy’ over and over

[@chemxcore]

This segment of the show will never get old, this is comedy gold!

[@joeb4275]

I LOVE Harland Williams!

[@mrdgg949]

“You roast just like me” No bro

[@silverslider562]

A legend destroys a nobody.

[@3miggie]

📠

[@suzaku3573]

Oh, the nobody thats in KT’s hall of fame?

[@CozyCarlz]

Harland is the absolute best!!!!

[@AnthonyJohnson-hs3xs]

"You roll just like me." No David. He rolled. You sputtered.

[@lorentzinvariant7348]

I love how David love the roasts on him more than anyone.

[@robertdf42]

Like he has a choice?

[@revanisalive]

can't beat him because he wants the heat lol

[@mrmusickhimself]

I don't buy it, David got nuked here, and that laugh is phony.

[@valliantlupori3701]

David dont like it...he jist does a nervous laugh ahahah

[@uns33n]

It's cope.

[@jghost9]

"You look like a juvenile German Shepherd" I lost it.

[@FREiZTV]

They really went at it lmao 🤣🤣

[@mltproductionstudio]

Lucas laughing hard into the mic at his own jokes is the worst

[@jamesrominger3850]

Take a shot everytime he says oh my god

[@jeauxart]

05:04 - 05:07 "he look like he got a permanent disguise mask on...." 💀💀💀

[@tonyelliott2413]

Damn Harland got his ass with that eclipse joke 😂

[@michaeldevito7099]

Jeans with janitors keys lol

[@Elmonte777.hollywood]

I love this one 🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂

[@GeorgeLucas1138]

What an incredibly funny and legendary comedy duel

[@bookerdewitt2022]

I've never laughed this hard at Kill Tony guest. This was pure gold!!!

[@dionysis84]

This was epic 😂

[@kyletargett5158]

Permanent disguise face😂

[@omegathirteen13]

Harland vs Lucas I love it

[@MulletJoe368]

He said give my son a hand he's pre op! Harland is like the Eminem of roasting! 😂😂

[@MeanStreamFraudCast]

Thanks, thats the cringiest thing I've read all day!

[@xSavLandx]

Wonder how him and Patrice would roast each other. lol he’d tear Lucas apart.

[@acidheadzzz]

Harland smarter than the other kids lol

[@lvjkb7026]

Dude Tony Hawk on Kill Tony 😂

[@sionKatana]

Harland damn near killed Ian busting David's balls 😂

[@ryanparry1965]

Can tell tony used to write davids roast lines back in the day

[@michaelstover7094]

Harland is legendary!😂

[@pistolpeterson9914]

the lifetime disguise on your face joke would raise people from the dead to laugh

[@greenrainier732]

Davis strategy was like, I'm just going to keep talking so Harland can't talk. David's high laugh tells it all his soul and his shoes are dying from his weight lol

[@FormerMexican69]

Harland is a damn sniper holy shit 😂

[@LukeMeyer-dq6mr]

I didn’t get the children of the corn joke at first… but he’s saying the kids are his corn rows on the sides 😂

[@marcusgarvey3416]

This one was fire! 😂

[@jiggilowjow]

devry vs deep fried!!!! this is the best roast ever

[@g3ntl323]

Harland took this and made an atom bomb of a roast to come later.

[@Pcwizayylmao]

“You roast like me” no he doesn’t. He’s actually funny, Lucas.

[@justinw1554]

"Each other" lol

[@martindominguez1518]

Harland the goat. Anywhere he goes.

[@byronjoseph1463]

This was amazing

[@wildkats3809]

Man the guy standing up is just fake laughing ALL the time

[@KayJayNoGayJ]

No that's his laugh

[@heli0s2003]

Ok, so where the frickin fuck did Harland come from all of a sudden? He's making the rounds on podcasts, Kill Tony's, and killing it. Nobody has seen him since Half Baked (me). He's on fire right now. He just showed up, like he was released from prison. Or, Did a no compete contract claus expire? Whatever it was, I'm glad he's here now.

[@bradymccollum7809]

Harland Williams doesn't roast like David Lucas at all, Harland Williams is actually funny!

[@stanhalen4072]

David Lucas laugh is so fucking funny hahahahahah

[@shuvroroy6280]

Nothing is more painful than people on camera laughing forcefully.

[@codeecomah5920]

David Lucas is a HACK! what's with his "cope laugh" right into the mic after being leveled by Harland every time... Lucas doesn't have it man.. he's a "Austin Comedian"... not much talent but propped up by talented people... hell it might even be a DEI hire?? wah wah waaahhh

[@TheEMFB]

That kept paying off 😂😂😂

[@Sardonicracism6783]

David Lucas’s jokes don’t even make sense.

[@westernpop4090]

Whatever you look like a peach cobbler when taxes are dud

[@jojosteel3399]

He literally says that at one point lol

[@artandcapitaI]

that may POSSIBLY be why he said “you roast just like me, it don’t make any sense but it’s funny as hell” followed by tony saying “it doesn’t have to”

[@NickHBOhio]

You obviously don’t understand structural jokes 😂

[@jasonsmouse6570]

He's f**king lame.

[@Robbie64]

Harland and adam ray need a shared guest if the year

[@markbalogh9655]

The squirrel joke was pretty good though

[@LemmyAuditYou]

OMG, I haven't laughed that hard in a while, you all need to go do an audit with me

[@jonnySix1Nine]

Idk David Lucas can be funny but sometimes he says the most random things that don’t make sense, and everybody still laughs “ A squirrel with a lot of knowledge”

[@arjunb11]

pulled a jaw muscle laughing at the end

[@CleaningInCrocs]

Roasted by a Gerry and a Merry woulda been perfect

[@evangelionl0vr857]

Lucas missed the opportunity to call Tony “Flaming Saddles”

[@brian4284]

That snare drum sounds so good

[@heatherward5053]

The new be that keeps saying “oh my God” is WAY outta his league!! Harland killed this!!

[@winstonsmith4513]

“Give my son a hand, he’s pre-op”

[@mankeymode100]

This made my day, so glad Tony hawk the legend was having a good time 😆🙌

[@talendergaming]

Didnt even notice tony until he said it lmfao😂

[@johnquinn456]

This is SO REAL

[@JakeKellman]

One of the first episodes I’ve seen in its entirety, and now I watch religiously. Literally I think this may be the best episode. Everyone’s clicking and on their A game. Harland williams and David Lucus are beasts.

[@Indy69vette]

Harlan owned this roast