Harley Quinn 3x07 HD "Harley plans to kidnap Bruce Wayne" HBO-max

[@Kentrc11]

Selina: I wanna be alone Bruce: I don't want to be alone Damian, Dick, Barb, Jim, Alfred: Someone forgot we are here, apparently...

[@addictedtochocolate920]

I think we all know what he meant... But he would still be forgetting about Talia, Diana, and probably many other girls who he just ignores because he's a cats person.

[@Kentrc11]

@@addictedtochocolate920 "We always ignore the ones who adore us & adore the ones who ignore us" ~Louis C K

[@reflection6401]

@@addictedtochocolate920 talia drugged and raped him to have Damien

[@cameronmcewen9666]

@@addictedtochocolate920 Talia is the mother of Bruce’s son.

[@efaristi9737]

@@cameronmcewen9666 yes, everyone know, and?

[@Tim85-y2q]

Of all the oddball things in this show, Bruce being portrayed as a disheveled slacker playing around with an acoustic guitar in the batcave is my favorite.

[@junahbeltran7384]

battinson would be nice to portray that

[@lolno6015]

Like Lego Batman

[@Anakinvoorhees]

Poor Bruce is heartbroken

[@monsieurnaggert3134]

Kinda similar to the slacker/stoner Batman from The Brave and the Bold.

[@nicklatallade9344]

I hate seeing Batman like this

[@Montesama314]

Barbara is such a dork and I love it. Also, points to Dick for trying. Even trying his edgy shtick, he's still the big-hearted team player deep down.

[@haidenhill6358]

Oh my God she's so annoying .

[@axx012]

Babara is now him in dedication to actually solving crime.

[@AbleistSL]

I think that was supposed to be a reference to Oracle. ALSO I FUCKING HATE THIS WOKE DC SHOW!

[@TGIFjuuustkidding]

@@AbleistSLthen don’t watch it?

[@voidboi2831]

@@AbleistSLdoesnt woke by definition just mean “aware of issues like racism”? what you have a problem with thinking racism is bad?

[@aaronkatto967]

Can you blame him for being a bit clingy. I mean the closest thing he had to good a relationship was his butler, a circus kid, a forced sex son, a ghost back from the dead, and a cops daughter

[@evanlight2550]

And a dog, and a cow, and a couple of bats in his cave. And a few work colleagues

[@redflame2328]

@@evanlight2550 yeah that can drive anyone crazy.

[@dekeking9416]

As much as I can relate to selina's introverted tendencies she's just being a selfish b*tch it's all about her and why she has no problems being alone, she has no problems being cared for but doesn't reciprocate in fact she doesn't even know how and that's why she bailed, she knows his problems and never came to her how special she is Bruce's eyes he's a fucking billionaire he can have any woman he wants but he chose her and having empty sex gets old really fast

[@redboxgamingyt3452]

*A ghost back from the dead* That's one way of saying "Kid I got killed because I didn't stop my Archenemy"

[@lilcc58]

How could disrespect Jason like that, he deserves so much better 😥 mi poor boy

[@tabby5228]

Well, grungy sad ex boyfriend Bruce was not what I was expecting.

[@hugosiu656]

lmao he is way worse in the comics when that marriage thing didnt happen, kinda funny this is a normal version when hq are usually parodies

[@dickers9012]

That's how we all feel when our girlfriends break up with us 😪

[@ShadowzI1]

Maybe stop labeling them as girlfriend and it'll be easier to move on

[@hannahlistento100EAT]

​@@hugosiu656 ? is this not parody? I thought it was funny how the world's greatest detective doesn't understand Instagram

[@Montesama314]

Honestly, it's exactly what I expected after his "I don't want to be alone" song.

[@tyejones192]

Poor Batgirl now has to deal with two sad man her father and Bruce

[@thefatman8119]

Difference is only one fights for crime now

[@maneoj46]

@@thefatman8119 oh yeah, I forgot Joker dissolved the Police department after being elected mayor.

[@nicbentulan]

Very good observation born from your huge empathy good sir/Madame. God bless you for your empathy.

[@phanost13]

Bruce looks like he's ready to sing Nirvana

[@gusfring9194]

something's definitely in the way

[@manchesterunitedno7]

Nah, definitely "Wonderwall".

[@thephantasm33]

He was playing the notes

[@johnclifton2820]

Interpol

[@Bezaliel13]

"Appreciate the solidarity, but don't talk about her like that." Bruce might be clingy, but nice that nobody is truly the "bad guy" here. He has issues and Selina wants boundaries.

[@ghost_nunya]

despite the "batman doesn't eat p*ssy" allegations, he seems to respect women for the most part!

[@memtub8782]

Selena also has issues lol

[@Bezaliel13]

@@memtub8782 True.

[@evilmiera]

@@ghost_nunya In this series he absolutely does. The creators just weren't allowed to put that in directly, but they hinted at it earlier in the season.

[@applegrapesshake2863]

In all honesty, Bruce is really way too clingy.. He gotta respect Selina's wanting to have space and just let her breathe.. He should know that in the first place.. Selina's a strong independent woman and you can't force her to make somebody she's not.. Bruce you gotta move on and find someone who's really compatible with you and find someone whom you really can connect with..

[@geekylad8400]

Bruce going through it. I like this portrayal in a way. Sure he's a super bad ass threatening human who could even make gods kneel and beg for mercy but he's still human. He wants intimacy, love and all that weirdness and i guess he's not hiding it that much anymore since he got people that care about him closeby

[@Robert-hz9bj]

Honestly, it makes way more sense than how we usually see him. We've been sold for years on this idea of Bruce Wayne being this super-capable badass. But when you stop and think about it for like, a second, Bruce being a moody, clingy dork is much more likely. I mean, his response to childhood trauma is to cosplay as a bat and get into fistfights with psychopath clowns. That is not a person who would be "cool" in real life...

[@tsnoob4669]

@@Robert-hz9bj He's still cool regardless.

[@Anakinvoorhees]

@@Robert-hz9bj I think we don’t see this from Bruce as much is bc most media portrays him as being somewhat disconnected from normal life so they don’t show these things as much but when your watching more comedic media then they tend to show me emotions from The big Bruce Bat

[@gosunflower]

@@Robert-hz9bj Not mutually exclusive. Good to see Batman's multiple sides explored in this series

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

@@Anakinvoorhees yea not sure if I am used to seeing this kind of batman

[@nathanvega5065]

I would've given Nightwing a high five. At least he's trying lmao

[@markusharroldhailey6688]

And thats a pretty good joke, im gonna used it if given a chance

[@Robert-hz9bj]

Honestly, yeah. It's not easy to confront your flaws and work on yourself. Dude deserves some props for that, at least

[@davidhong1934]

I feel like his voice is still an inappropriate amount of serious. He needs some cough drops...or sandpaper for his throat.

[@lagz_alot2452]

He deserved it after not giving joker his electric car this year when he even puts a deposit down.

[@windbreaker246]

Damn right Wayne tech promised an electric car by last year

[@Jeezes718]

WHERE'S HIS GODDAMN ELECTRIC CAR BRUCE!?

[@jeremiahbristow7609]

@@Jeezes718 Joker should ask Jason Todd about his electric car! Although, I have it on good authority that he never did learn those manners...

[@daryl772003]

@@Jeezes718 beat me to it

[@chrisarbour]

@@daryl772003 with a crowbar

[@agentcooper194]

How is everybody ignoring Batgirl offering a hug? That was soooo sweet!

[@potitishogun2961997]

I would give her a hug 😊

[@msmaria5039]

Ummm... I still remember Batman Beyond so it's a little cringe for me.

[@ashleyshanks6821]

He should have hugged her. Maybe he'd be less hung up on Selena if he was getting his non-romantic, non-sexual needs met by friends and family.

[@fumarc4501]

Something tells me hugs aren’t a common occurrence in the Wayne manor, and that NEEDS TO CHANGE!

[@melanieburd1416]

Harley says "and I will kidnap Bruce Wayne" with that little laugh like she's been wanting to cross it off her list

[@jayli5738]

I wish, my former childhood classmate, Shannon would know my secret identity like Harley Quinn.

[@warrenchapoton2089]

Does anyone else want Superman and flash to take Batman out for drinks to say "It's ok buddy, you don't need her"

[@screenname6829]

Flash is definitely a solid choice though tbh I think calling Diana would go over a bit better This version of Bruce would probably be better off with her anyway and he probably wouldn't reject her

[@gentlegiant0645]

I do love the detail they put in that despite what Selina says, she almost never takes that tiara off for the rest of the season.

[@handoffate7262]

This show really feels like it exists in the world of that one stoner Batman from Brave and the bold who just wanted to chill and eat nachos all day.

[@maneoj46]

Harsh Batman: Batman does NOT eat nachos!

[@Dragonlover553]

@@maneoj46 Stoner Batman: *eats nachos*

[@davidhong1934]

@@Dragonlover553 *Angry Batman:* >:(

[@ritacirocavalcante]

The fact that Diedrich Bader himself is voicing this Batman makes this ten times funnier.

[@JackgarPrime]

You know Bruce is going through a rough patch and not quite himself when he ISN'T being paranoid about every little possibility.

[@optimascrime5235]

Bruce I not only billionaire but he's also Batman he can get any woman he wants of any species...But I have to admit it's still kind of funny to see him generally heartbroken over break up especially with Batman Brave and the Bold voice Actor's voice

[@GoblinLord]

I KNEW IT SOUNDED FAMILIAR

[@12054life]

@@GoblinLord Yep, Diedrich Bader. I was actually surprised WB brought him back to voice Batman again

[@davidbodor1762]

Doesn't matter if you can get any woman if you can't get the one you actually want.

[@optimascrime5235]

@@davidbodor1762 I mean they both are orphans now and have animal costumes so that's something in common

[@emperium108]

Well this version of Bruce is not winning the title of "world's greatest detective".

[@piratekingomega3292]

during the day he’s billionaire bruce wayne. during the night he’s the world greatest detective. during dusk he’s a grungy guitarist

[@vicenzostella1390]

I think the only adaptations that deserves that title are the Arkhamverse, Timmverse, Tomorrowverse, Battinson, and Brave and the Bold.

[@phantasosxgames8488]

@@vicenzostella1390 Battinson? Sorry , but that one is far from greatest detective, he spends 15 min overthinking about writing bats as an answer for “flying rat” in Spanish. What Battinson have is an actual noir-storytelling, which Batman needed , but he is not as good as a detective, which makes an interesting contrast.

[@vicenzostella1390]

@@phantasosxgames8488 True, but compare him to Batfleck or Dark Knight batman. They aren't even trying to be detectives.

[@andrewkind2820]

@@vicenzostella1390 WHERE'STHETRIGGER

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Honestly I'm just enjoying seeing Barbara showing signs of the big picture thinking and planning abilities that allowed her to become Oracle in some continuities

[@FoxHoundX]

Like how Barbara and Dick(Even just a bit) are just trying to help him feel better, it's actually pretty sweet

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

i've seen depressed superman became a evil dictator, but Bruce has hit a new low of being unproductive

[@redboxgamingyt3452]

Well, Depressed Superman lost his Wife, Son, and his Entire City to a *Certain Clown* that Batman never actually stopped.

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

@@redboxgamingyt3452 correction: unborn child, and yeah that proves my point, superman's depression was justified while Bruce's just broken from a relationship that never worked anyways

[@jeremiahbristow7609]

@@wilsonweiseng6485 Correction: Unborn child. I don't think we ever actually found out what gender that child was going to be in the Injustice Universe.

[@wilsonweiseng6485]

@@jeremiahbristow7609 yeah that's what i said

[@michaelterrell5061]

@@redboxgamingyt3452 And even then that was bad Superman writing.

[@aliatesozbay9822]

Damn Barbara, you are supposed to be the smart one.

[@rhunter42dragon]

How is she not?

[@tiendungle2465]

@@rhunter42dragon i think he what he mean is that since Barbara is a girl she’s supposed to be better these relationships thing

[@cameronmcewen9666]

@@rhunter42dragon She’s very stupid on DCSHG G2.

[@michaelterrell5061]

@@rhunter42dragon Because Batman is.

[@rhunter42dragon]

@@michaelterrell5061 Not in this scene he isn't.

[@havenasmr5779]

Get your strength back up to torture levels has got to be the most romantic thing I've ever heard

[@brooke7464]

A grungy sad Bruce is something I thought I would never see. Selina is pretty frank and cold, she's always distant

[@tsnoob4669]

You never saw The Batman (2022)?

[@brooke7464]

@@tsnoob4669 not yet

[@tsnoob4669]

@@brooke7464 He's also sad and grungy in the movie, which isn't surprising since the director took inspiration from Nirvana/Kurt Cobain. Besides that the movie is great.

[@samanthacristinaburgosmera4160]

They are both like that distant cold and they like to work alone I mean no partnership

[@gibbs615]

Well I think this is a good change for his character! lol

[@jacintorojas4137]

It would of been hilarious if Bruce was playing something in the way with his guitar

[@thephantasm33]

He was playing the notes

[@TacoSupremo]

He was playing "something's in my ass" 👍

[@ButterflyDivide]

Somethings in my ass…

[@aterriblesliceoftoast]

Seeing Batman as just a dude who doesn’t wanna shave or shower and sit around in his sweats is weirdly hilarious 😂

[@michaelstarr6196]

Kidnaping Bruce Wayne is so much easier than Batman

[@ma3mc3mu-X]

"Wait, is he screwin' a _rat?_ Sick!"

[@TheInkTank]

Loving this season so far, but certain scenes, like this one, looks like they were animated exclusively with key poses, and no in-betweens. It doesn't take away from the episode, but it's very noticeable when comparing it to the first two seasons. This show deserves a bigger budget!

[@TheInkTank]

Came back to this comment to say that the latest episode (3x09) looks great - fantastic, even! A massive improvement. But it makes scenes like this stand out even more.

[@ptero]

Totally agree!

[@jcparker2621]

Bruce looks like he lost some of his muscular body build. Like he’s skinny.

[@adamH.1]

I mean even Nightwing looks more muscular than him

[@zygas25]

Break ups will do that to you

[@Lemuel928]

He’s no longer batty as he use to be?

[@grega3611]

The show’s trying to make him look pathetic. This guy became Batman to engage criminals with his fists every. single. night. How many fights has been in much less won in 3 seasons?

[@notatallfunctional]

Wasn’t he in a coma for a while in this series?

[@astrofan1993]

Legit feeling like Poison Ivy right now. Came down with you-know-what yesterday, and I am miserable, needless to say.

[@davidhong1934]

Your amusing plant sidekick got kidnapped by an eccentric billionaire, and now you're suffering from the psychological backlash of navigating your mind through a network of plants, resulting in stomach cramps and flu-like symptoms from stress?

[@astrofan1993]

@@davidhong1934 I wish. Nah, I got this from my parents. They went on a weeklong vacation to Kentucky and brought this back with them. I was the last to get it. Worst. Souvenir. Ever. 😷🤧🤒

[@CodeeXD]

Go outside more and have a healthier immune system

[@astrofan1993]

@@CodeeXD *goes outside AAGGHHH!!!! THE SUN!!!!! IT BURNS US!!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆

[@shadowwilson7282]

My God, Bruce! That breakup was enough to have him succumb to this?! At least the other villains didn't hear about this (except Harley and Ivy).

[@tribblemaster9304]

Pretty sure they went out of their way to make Catwoman generally unlikable and Bruce pretty pathetic for wanting to date this version of the character.

[@bilalbhuttiali1411]

Theyre srsly altering the characters. For comedy purposes. But it comes by making a joke of his emotions and making Selina look cool. Ppl here seem to want to support this new iteration of Bruce, but theyre obviously not going to take him as srsly as the female characters.

[@Vishakha_B897]

Did you miss the part where she dreams about him?

[@DarkhalfBreed]

@@bilalbhuttiali1411 I won't lie the list of Bruce's issues felt like she was trying to convince herself she doesn't want him anymore. Like she was def trying too hard, even Ivy and Harley's reactions kinda saw through that. I feel like it's slowly changing from "oh look she is so cool" to "look this is her coping mechanism because she doesn't like getting close to people"

[@grega3611]

All the guys are made to be pathetic in the show and all the girls are made to be cooler. Like the crazy plant lady solving a Riddler puzzle while the guy who’s been fighting him since age 12 cries about his self esteem.

[@cmdrjanjalani]

Selina is trying way too hard to look cool and aloof. They kind of clue in here that she still has feelings for Bruce but doesn't want to show it. She's confusing. Like a cat. Wants to be left alone but wants someone there to be by her side. Another one is that when she likes to look suave and carries a wine glass to the bath. And then eats Cheetos and watches trashy reality TV. Selina's always putting up a front.

[@devilred18]

So I like that they portray Bruce so vulnerable here.... But what is with the comments praising catwoman. Im all for her being strong and cool and all that... But in scenes like this where she outright knows Bruce's past she comes off as so unlikeable. It's like Harley in Season 2 when she undermined everything Kiteman did. It's not empowerment or a reminder they are bad guys (this show reminds us of that in more subtle and unsubtle ways), its really just mean spirited

[@tsnoob4669]

She's toxic is what she actually is. This version is just unlikable.

[@miaaa4266]

Yes ,like, I like that this Bruce can face his feelings and allow himself to be vulnerable, and I love Selina for setting her boundaries like that but making her so unsympathetic doesn't really add much to the plot.

[@bilalbhuttiali1411]

The ppl who like this show will say anything to defend it. But the writers made Harley a gaslighting bitch whose empowered for it and a good person. Hoping Todd Phillips does a better Harley Quinn in the new Joker movie.

[@thomasford5893]

@@tsnoob4669 how’s she toxic

[@tsnoob4669]

@@thomasford5893 She's a kleptomaniac, who has commitment issues and complains about how Bruce is "clingy" and yet stated afterwards about how much of a "workaholic" he is, which is contradicting. Then her apathetic self proceeds to complain about him having baggage and trauma from witnessing his parents dying as a kid.

[@theonebeyondall7719]

This the first time I'm seeing Bruce like this they did Bruce/ batman dirty 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@PhoenixMario]

Fr bro it feels proper weird seeing him like this, it just feels wrong 😭

[@chrislatam5423]

In the post weding fallout was MUCH Worse...

[@mangareader7474]

really I like seeing Bruce Wayne more than the batman sometimes

[@gibbs615]

Well this is what I like to see from him more often, him actually missing a woman! lol

[@mimah1015]

@@gibbs615 Yeah because he doesn't have so much more on his plate. Please.🙄🙄

[@aquaman7698]

okay okay now that Catwoman’s out, can we get some WonderBat action in the show?

[@kingofnonation5843]

I fuxks with Bruce and Diana

[@Skadfun]

I mean it was hinted at in season one that they hooked up because of ivy

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

@@Skadfun Season 2.... I wonder, Will the show be crazy enough to Say she got pregnant because that night were they possibly had sex due to mind control?

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Or litterally any of Batman's other love interests Talia Ghul the mother of his son, or maybe Vicky Vale. Those are the only other two I know about.

[@kingofnonation5843]

@@destroyerblackdragon Tahlia would be interesting since dameon is already here

[@sandwichgg]

this batman got nerfed so hard that even a fly wouldn't get scared

[@csgotrollling4]

kinda sad but i understand that they probably did it for comedic purposes

[@jlinus7251]

Literally 90% of characters in this show do. For the comedy.

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

@@csgotrollling4 but even then like wow lol.. @_@ they have to make batman like this

[@maite6800]

@@jlinus7251 more like 100% of the male characters unless they are a shark or clay

[@davidhong1934]

@@maite6800 When they handed out brain cells, King Shark was the only who showed up. That's why he has some of the most based lines. (Addendum: Bane actually did show up, but he was late because he got a flat tire)

[@LowlightTonight]

Feels weird seeing Bruce like this. I love the Harley show but it feels like they’re slowing turning him into a joke.

[@jemmymonroe5835]

From the beginning they've stated that the show is supposed to be from her perspective and 100% satirical look at the DC Universe. If you think this version of Bruce is a joke then you should because that's 100% the intention. Most if not all of the heroes are portrayed as losers instead of champions of hope, and the villains are portrayed as quirky weirdos rather than Mass murdering psychopaths. I mean Gordon is quite literally known for being the one straight laced cop in Gotham and they've made him an absolute corrupt wreck and it's genius because nothing in this universe is supposed to be taken seriously

[@Jeezes718]

Several characters are comedic parodies of their canon selves. Hell bane is just a walking meme at this point.

[@Ebani]

@@jemmymonroe5835 You're right about not taking it seriously, just like the rest of their ideology.

[@jemmymonroe5835]

@@Ebani anime to be fair I totally understand that this humor is not for somebody. But I see some people in this season acting like the show all of a sudden stopped treating DC heroes and characters seriously. It's been doing the same jokes for like 2 years.

[@LowlightTonight]

@@jemmymonroe5835 sorry didn’t know that was the perspective. Just was weird seeing it like this with no context. I just started watching this season and a few episodes from last season.

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

Bruce looking like Hobo Phoenix Wright

[@RobertTarlow]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CodeeXD]

Haha Nightwing has a skintight suit that shows his entire build. Batwoman has a motorcycle jacket on. Also like how they make him try and say mad hatter after her but faster to make it seem like it was his idea... Man I love the portrayal of men in this show

[@Losrandir]

Only Harley says SICK!!! in that tone of voice and with that smile on her face

[@skyblazeXIII]

2:23 The lonely hipster/hobo look is totally working for him. Stylin' playboy billionaire.

[@the_well-known_stranger2275]

Oof, this series is being really rough for Bruce, not a great look for the Batman…

[@Vishakha_B897]

Ivy is STILL down bad for Catwoman. 😂😂

[@TimTheEnchanter0]

Who isn’t?

[@Ava-bx4dr]

When Harley said I will go kidnap Bruce Wayne the laugh though

[@oishimiller4617]

Oh my god Bruce plays the same notes briefly as the main theme for the dark knight

[@fpspwny995]

I love how absolutely pathetic they make Batman look in this show. Every other show or comic or game makes him out to be the perfect god of all superheroes so it's really funny seeing the shoe on the other foot.

[@CodeeXD]

Nah that shit is Wackadoo and very disrespectful to the character and fans of batman.

[@Omnislash7]

Eh, personally I feel that they went too far in the opposite direction to the point that it feels more like they’re making Batman look like a joke just to make Harley and co look better when it would be so much more effective having them still look good in spite of a competent Batman

[@skullofjustice761]

@@CodeeXD eh? hardly. its played up for comedy but in mask of the phantasm he pretty much finally committed to becoming batman because the girl he loved dumped him. as well as quitting as batman all together in a tnba episode when he finds the perfect wife. Bruce has never handled loss very well even if thats loss of love, this is just playing it up because its an adult comedy, but its not out of character

[@14mespider9]

0:08 Ok, that is so wrong...

[@fishhhh8990]

Food for thought the worst part is the sex life (for the rats I mean) imagine every time you do the deed a pillar is shove up your hole your organs would be messed up not to mention dead (this thought came to my mind after eating a barbecue skewer)

[@haterade3.029]

Welcome to furries

[@gregwilliams4926]

Diedrich Bader's Batman voice has come a long way. I love his voice so much since Brave and the Bold.

[@blueeyedduelist6412]

It’s nice to see Batgirl and Nightwing trying to cheer up Bruce

[@monster-mecha_enthusiast_2002]

2:15 Good point Nightwing lol.

[@DragonAlchemist0]

When batman becomes a boomer with technology.

[@Tuck213]

That late "Mad Hatter" send me spinning, trying to sound like you know what you're talking about.

[@amadeusvprozac]

I was expecting a "something in the way" joke

[@kingofnonation5843]

Yeah forget Selina she doesnt deserve Bruce. She can enjoy doing her. He needs to just find someone who isnt completely self absorbed and self important.

[@4everzard]

shes still better then Thalia probably is in this universe

[@Doctor4077]

I hope they go more into why Selina is the one Bruce wants to be with so bad. I mean last season hinted that there was "something" with him and Diana at one point and since Damian is here we know that Talia must be around somewhere.

[@bermanmo6237]

If you have seen the TV show Gotham, Bruce and Selina were childhood friends. She was the witness to his parents' murder. Yes, they were bffs. He saw her as his girlfriend. She backs him off whenever he tried to cross the line. When Bruce went on his oversea journey to find himself, Selina was pisses since he left her behind. Ten years later, Bruce came back to Gotham City and became Batman. Selina became the Catwomen and became a cat burger, blaming Bruce for everything. In the earlier Batman Animated Series, he came trying to help her too, but due to resentment toward Bruce, but she hated him for even trying.

[@tsnoob4669]

@@bermanmo6237 But that's an entirely different universe, this show is based on the comics. In the comics the only major character who has been Bruce's childhood friend was Zatanna. Even they had dated. Hopefully they introduce her to this show.

[@LockInRonaldo]

@@bermanmo6237 that literally has nothing to do with this

[@chadnorris8257]

"Congrats on freeing yourself from the chains of hetero hell." This made me smile, and I'm straight. :)

[@mateohere5025]

Gotham Sirens living together love it

[@gibbs615]

2:08 Guess Bruce was just in denial last time when he said "I don't have time for love." Good to see that he actually misses her! lol

[@MaxMotion3000]

Are you telling me batman your telling me they gave Bruce a guitar and didnt have him play something in the way

[@synchaos9141]

Oh man if they introduce talia al ghul this will be hectic making catwoman subtly jealous

[@joannabevan5456]

This Batman doesn't seem as, embedded into his detective work as his other counterparts. Guess he's too depressed and heartbroken.

[@DarkhalfBreed]

It does feel like they are trying to do a "what if Batman can't ignore his emotions by overworking himself like every other Batman"

[@SilverSpoonRiche]

Selena doesn't want to be fed diamond tiaras (whoa that put an image in my head of a certain pony) she wants to HUNT. She doesn't care about tiara she didn't steal. Until Harley steals it. LOL

[@joliedanna4927]

Bruce lookin like Robert Pattinson over here

[@CyrilSmithVA]

They really did Bruce dirty in this show...

[@destroyerblackdragon]

Bruce doesn't need this Catwoman in his life he needs the version that was with him to cry it out when Nightwing died. Someone that's emotionally available for him.

[@Artryom]

Worst version of Selena EVER… And maybe that was the point?

[@destroyerblackdragon]

@@Artryom I do find it kinda funny that now Bruce has ataste of what Jim Gordon is going through. Maybe Gordon will be the one to talk some sense into him.

[@gibbs615]

I agree, this version of Selina seems way too independent.

[@gibbs615]

@@alebree6983 What's that mean?

[@dayschange2]

Dick trying to be there for Bruce but having no idea how to do is so precious.

[@batman6840]

This show does Batman and Catwoman dirty. Mostly Batman, It’s sad.

[@bigguy952]

Sadly I feel like that version of Bruce is very meta now that his upcoming cartoon, Caped Crusaders, is in limbo thanks to discovery ceo

[@buddersib_]

That is the most realistic acoustic guitar I've seen in a cartoon. It's got all 6 strings and everything

[@piztech5168]

2:22 My little pogchamp

[@thebobbrom7176]

"Am I a criminal?" _I mean you are a vigilante who funds their crime fighting activities through embezzlement so... Yes?_

[@Neoxon619]

Damn, I really feel for Bruce.

[@bromomento5913]

*BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!!!!*

[@mangareader7474]

batgirl: a hugged batman: I wasn't hugged since my parents death

[@nicklatallade9344]

Look how they massacred my boy!

[@johnjopettrono579]

is it me or does bruce look hot in his messy casual pjs

[@gracegrapes7772]

this show is officially my favourite multiverse in DC it’s freaking hilarious and batshit crazy

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

0:49 They dated for like a week In the 1992 animation series it lasted for at least unless she went back into being cat women

[@joshcreatorgalaxy8599]

2:11 Doesn’t Batman love Wonder Woman??? In many DC histories

[@Demaad]

So if Nightwing is the edge lord, does that mean Red Hood will only be psychotic?

[@tsnoob4669]

If they're gonna "parody-ify" him, I would imagine him be like a "dumb jock" that use explosives and guns to the "Xtreme!!," and suffers massive amount of PTSD, like anything that triggers him would make him into some crybaby screaming for his "dad."

[@DarkhalfBreed]

@@tsnoob4669 that or they parodyfy him to where he is more/less normal, violent but normal.

[@tsnoob4669]

@@DarkhalfBreed Ooh better yet, make him the most wholesome guy, who tries to get everyone's approval, but when he gets "triggered," he goes on a DOOM-style rampage.

[@DarkhalfBreed]

@@tsnoob4669 or he is just confused because Joker is mayor and he has to constantly question every villain before a fight, so he always starts off with diplomacy before going DOOM Slayer

[@mimah1015]

Or he just says "F*cK this sh*t I'm not getting bastardized in this dumb show. No thanks. Call me when I get my Red Hood and the Outsiders series. See ya."

[@darconious524]

Selena wants to cut off ties with bruce and yet she’s still living in his mansion with supervillain roommates and sponging off him

[@MJAYZ007]

That's her mansion

[@inkylore5423]

he really said your making connections that just aren't that as if that isn't his entire character as a investigator

[@mimosakura795]

Heterohell is the most accurate thing I've ever heard 😂

[@moonpie3426]

Man at this point he might as well hit up Talia

[@rodrelackerman9324]

Cat woman definitely acts like her namesake

[@Connor-ONeill]

When Kiteman has a better love life than Batman. Oof.

[@imlivingunderyourbed7845]

Kiteman was cucked so badly tho he did moved on

[@RainyToaster]

I swear when this show wants to take a turn, its just not a turn, it SWERVES.

[@LORDSofCHAOS333]

more like a turn that's goes out on a cliff and down hill

[@sinceyouasked394]

After years of Batman being a stud with EVERY SINGLE FEMALE crazy about him, it's nice to see him heart-sick.

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Woman

[@LockInRonaldo]

Woman

[@mimah1015]

Woman

[@bvballer123]

Dang selina really did a number on bruce

[@igorpolyakov4113]

And I thought Nora Fries had commitment issues. Then again, this show managed to make her more sympathetic than Catwoman, despite her getting around more because Nora is simply suffering and grieving after Mr. Freeze died, while Catwoman simply refuses to commit or care about anyone on a personal level.

[@henricusaquae867]

Bruce: “anyway, here’s wonderwall”

[@blitzi.m.p5927]

Vox-stagram Wane-stagram Is there any other Grams is should know about?

[@Ndasuunye]

what i don't get is why does she keep accepting gifts if she doesn't want a relationship. That sends a false message. Just give them back and be stern about it.

[@cunningsmile4166]

2:12 Okaaaay. He's hit the crazy level

[@commenterlafleur4226]

Damn, Bruce Wayne pulling off the Aaron Rodgers cosplay.

[@mardocheebarthelemy4403]

Best show ever ✅💯

[@miriam5047]

Comedic Batman is best Batman. I will die on this hill.

[@gibbs615]

Yeah I hate the usual closed off arrogant unbalanced dickhead Batman.

[@1000-x9w]

Nightwing is right about Selina

[@Artryom]

He is 1000% right.