Harry Potter but it's an app called Hogwarts mystery

[@emmimoilanen6701]

This game is something else. At one point Dumbledore calls you urgently into his office and then makes you stare at paintings for several hours while he writes a letter.

[@thexylophone]

Seriously?!

[@FernandoSegovia701]

@@thexylophone yes, but the game is still fun to play for the story if you have a "special" version of the app

[@JayTohab]

Pedro Fernando Segovia Yzma: “Special version”? *Hahaha,* _do tell~_

[@FernandoSegovia701]

@@JayTohab there are hack versions out there on the internet. They actually work, I use one. Normally I would be against piracy but the devs are trying so hard to get into my pocket that I honestly think this time is worth it.

[@noxturnaI]

@@FernandoSegovia701 Can you give us a link to the "special" version of the app? Y'know, for research.

[@LichtMaschinenGewehr]

"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Microtransactions"

[@lorf8282]

Lol so true

[@ashbridgeindustries380]

Harry Potter and The Deathly Paywalls

[@mrbossinthebin4868]

Highlander Harry Potter and the order of the faceless corporate cunts called Electronic Arts

[@trackernivrig]

lol

[@almostairbreathing9957]

Harry Potter and The Chamber of No Energy

[@MyJacob123]

When i played this game, i named my character Jacob and then later found out that my brothers name also was Jacob. Guess my parents were to exhausted from naming my older brother to care give me another name

[@pastelmaroonthesecond2246]

JAKEonTV that’s actually hilarious, it proves how bad the game is. Like they could have put in extra code so that maybe if you named yourself jacob they could be like “oh you get a sister so that it’s ok that you called yourself Jacob” but NOOOOO

[@benjbk]

@@pastelmaroonthesecond2246 or just give your brother another name in that case. It's a text-based game, so they wouldn't even have to bother with voiced dialogue.

[@laststorm1279]

@@benjbk or they could have it so a message pops and says "A character in this game already has this name! Are you sure you want to have this name?" and you can say yes or no.

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

@@pastelmaroonthesecond2246 Rowan's gender changers depending on the chosen gender of your main character, so it would be feasible for the same to be true with a sibling.

[@livispuzzled]

That’s how i was. I named my mc charlie and when i met charlie weasley shit got confusing

[@rhawkas2637]

5:25 I love how it's these kids' first day and they're all excited about becoming witches and wizards and Dumbledore is all "Yeah, I don't give a shit about y'all. Now this Harry Potter kid--who has nothing to do with any of you--boy I can't wait until he gets here." What a dick. XD

[@lesigh3410]

"Well, we gotta plug the main series into this game _somehow!_ " "But how are we gonna do it?" "Hmm..." _snaps fingers_ "I've got it!"

[@shizachan8421]

Dumbledore is sure one to pick his favorites early.

[@vancejacobs1346]

Pretty book and movie accurate TBH.

[@judynyairo9791]

And the thing is, this game starts in 1984. Like, at this point it’s been a couple YEARS since Harry defeated Voldemort, so why bring this up??

[@Naharu.]

Tbf, that is completely in character for mister dumble-favoritism-dore

[@doomhikerproductions6883]

im suprised that breathing dosent cost energy considering that listening takes energy in this game.

[@Exceltiaawesome]

Doom Hiker Sometimes it just makes you "smell" and it costs 5 energy. What are you smelling? Why are you smelling it? Why the fuck does it take that much effort?

[@aliveslice]

In real life, just being alive costs you energy

[@HisMajestyTheQween]

@mental Now this... this is too real

[@stefanm.734]

To be fair, listening to a lecture takes a _lot_ of energy.

[@kingblade1600]

Lol that’s basically me in class though

[@amararanchan2]

I picked Sytherin. Them talking about how my brother ruin Sytherin's reputation was hilarious to me. Like oh really. That's what ruined it. My brother. Nothing else in particular. Just my brother.

[@rosaliejonathan6539]

Yeah, like, who the hell is Tom Riddle? XD

[@gonezone9869]

Rosalie Jonathan I have no clue, I bet it’s a riddle.

[@joshuaortmeyer291]

amararanchan2 So its the same shitty script for every house ? meh...

[@Awelbeckk]

Eeyup

[@js7934]

I love how Snape and the other Slytherins still hate you even when you're in Slytherin. And even when you have the most points in the school, all they do is give you grief for losing those 10 points

[@hananezumi]

Ah yes, the three genders, Witch, Wizard, and Connect to Facebook

[@ElinorMahoney]

I’m coming out as Conenct to Facebook 💖😭

[@freyalouise9862]

@@ElinorMahoney omg misaki so proud of you 😭❤️

[@Shizzy5321]

@@ElinorMahoney you're so brave!

[@pinkie5963CP]

@@ElinorMahoney i support u!

[@troll4life662]

Misaki From Wii Sports I admire your courage I’m tired of living a lie.....

[@idrilzorc8789]

"Your brother ruined hufflepuff reputation. We were known as useless and he went being powerfull and sht!"

[@George_Bulkin]

And then, he won a House Cup for Hufflepuff - what a disgrace!

[@feckmaster6934]

And then he won the triwizard tournament.., WHAT AN ASS

[@chimeforest]

I heard from a friend of a friend of a friend that he stopped another Dark Lord from coming to power. How shameful!

[@feckmaster6934]

chimeforest AND THEN HE BECAME DUMBLEDORES FAVORITE. WHAT A D**K

[@chimeforest]

@@feckmaster6934 The nerve of some people, I tell you! I heard (from a friend) that he not only scored in, but also won every quidditch match he was in. No wonder he got the boot, ruining Hufflepuffs rep like that.. tisk tisk.

[@austinharrell5923]

I too stretch my fingers six times and then need a two hour break

[@RichardCox0]

don’t forget to glare

[@darrencrissistotallyawesom918]

Watching you stretch your fingers was exhausting. I'm going to bed

[@funkydude8196]

Ron at 12pm: I’m EXHAUSTED

[@legallyfinn3816]

Darren Criss is totally awesome AHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@1umbreon4life]

Me, knowing exactly how to wake up Ron: hey, is that *a bean?*

[@bryguygames]

"How do you pronounce your name" VERY LOUDLY. xD I diedd ---

[@nobileccia]

_Other Harry Potter games:_ Oh, you have to learn spells we've never taught you about. _Hogwarts mystery:_ *To proceed you need 20 energy. You're energy is over? Buy a new package for €9.99*

[@orchiehasan1838]

It’s really bad, but if you have a lot of time (which many people don’t) then it’s pretty fun

[@therunawaykid6523]

Me: no you greedy gits, deletes game

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@orchiehasan1838 should just let you watch an ad this way is so stupid

[@arima_song]

​@Leixhay420they ban you so fast, it feels like magic

[@haleyk6359]

Why is snape making squidward noises lol

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Now that you mentioned it they even look like a bit, if squidward had black hair he would be Snape.

[@haleyk6359]

Rafael Alódio 😂 Omg they do haha

[@ashbridgeindustries380]

It's uncanny...

[@onarionaa8359]

9:46 nyahhhhh

[@dececanem]

They're bros

[@cheesypancakes8756]

"And ruined hufflepuff's reputation," ME (a hufflepuff): What reputation KEVIN: What reputation THE WORLD: What reputation

[@JohnSmith47534]

What's a Hufflepuff?

[@May-cv6cm]

hufflepuff? never heard of that

[@korialogo]

The reputation for blending in and being forgotten

[@korialogo]

Although, they do have a bit of a rep for being especially good finders.

[@chimeforest]

Are we sure it's not some sort of illness?... it sounds like it could be an illness...

[@l52274]

Snape: "There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class." Also Snape: (uses his wand to add ingredients into potion)

[@firxanza5172]

even though Snape does become our ally in this game, he really hates us at first, even if we are in Slytherin, because our brother was a troublemaker, Snape labelled us as one, too just like how he kept treating Harry as if he were James

[@UmarMS-youtube]

TRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@radioactivegum2298]

I played for a week then deleted. Like they really thought endless clicking counted as good game play. Waste of time.

[@orchiehasan1838]

It’s for those who are okay with bland gameplay but like stories

[@radioactivegum2298]

Orchie Hasan the story is bland too. Heck if players want story then they should just read a book or even fanfiction.

[@therunawaykid6523]

Rachel Hollars if this game was more like the first two Harry Potter console games where you could collect wizard cards and fly freely on your broom whenever you wanted it would be pretty fun and better than whatever this is

[@yuki97kira]

Theyre just making a game and hoping its popular since its from a popular franchise

[@misssteak1290]

@@orchiehasan1838 sis what story

[@dalledarrel7259]

"Hogwarts Mystery the RPG app where the main skill is micro transactions" The most accurate description of the game

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

Dalle Darrel micro transactions are micro aggressions.

[@searchingforserendipity7629]

You don’t need to make micro transactions. I haven’t spent any money and I’m as up to date with the game as you can get.

[@croc3862]

Aysel Holmes-Black Fangirl

[@searchingforserendipity7629]

Lilly Lewis I mean I absolutely am. I don’t know if you meant that as an insult?

[@YourIQDoesntMeanShitToMe]

Aysel Holmes-Black Why tf would you play this garbage?

[@Auzzie015]

Even when Harry is a baby he is still stealing the spotlight at Hogwarts.

[@starlight4065]

JOG (I didn’t forget the correct spelling) should’ve killed him himself.

[@darobow]

The Devil's snare part is weird. If I recall the way out is to not struggle and your character could not struggle anymore so according to the lore you should've been let go.

[@them.]

You act like people who make mobile games care more about being accurate then getting money

[@seanpazdera6407]

The problem was that: 1. They didn't know that 2. The door was locked either way

[@soren7550]

I think that was a movie only thing, but then again this is a game that's main focus is to get dem monies, so *shrug *.

[@JotaC]

@@soren7550 in the books is the same, the only difference is that in the movies when they relaxed they slipped under it, while in the books they just stood on top of it (and then Hermione killed with fire instead of lumos)

[@1umbreon4life]

@@JotaC No, in the books it was literally just a "kill it with fire" thing. Nothing to do with whether they struggled.

[@g0ffm0thh]

*Snape may be a model but nobody is thiccer than Hagrid*

[@wuzittooya]

> goes to Professor Flitwik's class, happily learning charms and then suddenly *"WE'RE OUT NUMBERED!"*

[@gannonschlader]

5:48 This game shows the backstory of how Hufflepuff became the most hated house...

[@SkyeTheNerd]

But Hufflepuff isn't hated...

[@lookatthiscutekittyc2903]

Hufflepuff is more...ignored and looked at with disdain than hated. I'd say that Slytherin is the most hated house.

[@FatalFramer13]

i think slytherin is not the hated, none of the houses are hated but the most popular houses are from top to low Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff

[@whatasoftie1657]

George tbh though, hufflepuff is becoming more popular because of how unnoticed it is. Also, I'm a slytherin and I find hufflepuffs extremely adorable, so I don't mind because they deserve the attention. :3

[@jdenchii__]

senpaiせんぱい As a Hufflepuff, I thank you for how adorable you find us. Not being biased butttt we are pretty adorable, just saying

[@RemusNeo]

Harry Potter but it's an app where you need energy for everything* =)

[@everythingpony]

Remus you need engery to FUCKEN REST!!!! ENGERY TO TAKE A BREAK!!!! WTFFFFFFFDF

[@ItsJustTeddington]

Harry Potter, but it's actually that Kim Kardashian "game" .

[@monchkinvitez7784]

Bearson, Son of Bearson the energy design wasn't even new in the Kardashian game. It's a complete ripoff (or the dev is the same? It's too much alike) of another game, only it slapped Kim K on it. The game helps popularize the cancer that is energy though, so I hate that game with a passion.

[@hiimheretoo.1473]

Remus I remember having to spend more energy to sigh than to work once.

[@tasertag7513]

Money*

[@axma8592]

“How do you pronounce your name?” *”VERY LOUDLY.”*

[@sara-iy5yx]

*Harry Potter but the game-* Sorry.. ran out of energy

[@dmas7749]

if you ran out of energy how'd you type an apology without coming back to edit it? i'm onto y-

[@sugarvenomohyeah]

My energy refilled. The game i-

[@idunno4827]

Out of Energy 1 Point of Energy recharges every 4 minutes. Wait for your Energy to recharge or buy 30 more now! ------------------- 💎 55

[@FrolleinFroschbein]

*snorts knowi-*

[@funkydude8196]

accu-

[@croisant6142]

This app looks awful. But imagine how cool it would be if there was a proper Harry potter RPG.

[@Cheshiregrinn91]

the graphics are actually better than this. I don't know why it looks like that with him.

[@severussenpai3494]

that was my first thought too but actually I like it. yeah the story is kinda stupid and not that worked but for a mobile app, the graphics are not that bad and it's more about a cute wizarding world and characters than a complex harry potter story. So, not a "really good harry potter game" but it's not that bad. But I agree on the fact that we need a really good RPG !

[@keenanbilling827]

Didn't anyone see it there was a leak , just search up Harry Potter magic awakening

[@severussenpai3494]

@@keenanbilling827 yes I've seen that already, but we have no more details on this game ( but that looks amazing btw )

[@easethepain8076]

Severus Senpai I got you bro

[@RossAshmore]

Sorry Kev, I ran out of energy so I couldn't finish watching the video.

[@trackernivrig]

Same...

[@Tarooo8]

*_then how did you type that comment?_*

[@trackernivrig]

He probably paid the low low price of $299.99 to get enough energy to write the comment.

[@tnemomhurb5887]

Would you like to purchase 10 energy for 3.90$?

[@ZyliceLiddell]

🤣

[@silentry]

it like they where planning to do voice acting but realized they didn't have enough money so they cut out %99.999 of it.

[@BTSwithCTS]

Harry Potter, but the only magic being performed is your wallet getting nickel'd-and-dime'd...

[@theexchipmunk]

This is like a really bad Fanfiction with the most plain and generic OC ever. xD

[@IncredibleMD]

Honestly, given the extremely low level of Harry Potter fanfiction, this would be considered pretty good fanfiction.

[@viveleshistoires4874]

DocIncredible Harry Potter fanfiction isn’t of « extremely low level », it’s just that there’s so much of it that it’s hard to find the good ones...

[@morning7136]

They had a good plot but their executuon was horrible

[@morning7136]

Any good story would make use of a plot like they had

[@troy801]

That's exactly what it is. It's not even canon, either.Just a rip-off fan service

[@emmwu2239]

The only redeemable moment I've experienced in this game is when I was learning Spongify in transfiguration and McGonagall was stuck in a T-Pose the entire time. Her head and hands were still doing their same animations but were completely disembodied and it was the funniest fucking shit

[@therunawaykid6523]

Only redeemable moment I had with the game: Was deleting it and never playing that cash grab again

[@noquemacuhh1967]

Most redeemable moment I had, I was picking my fit for the yule ball and my character became completely bald

[@cowboyanxiety]

also may i just say that as a slytherin student in this game merula hates you even when ya in her house and snape hates ya too you cant catch a break, at that point youre just a slytherin hated by other slytherins LMAO

[@Remls]

As far as I can tell, the only thing that's ever changed by choosing your house is your Prefect and common room (location and background) :\

[@Remls]

Oh, and Rowan's house. But he's basically the Ron of this game so whatever. Edit: nvm calling him the Ron of this game is giving him too much credit.

[@cowboyanxiety]

Yeah I think so as well - along with Rowan's house being the same as yours.

[@cowboyanxiety]

LMAOOO I mean true. I guess female Rowan would be sort of the Hermione though what with apparently being so smart...

[@Remls]

Huh. Yeah, what with his constant praising of you I forgot he was _supposed_ to be smart himself. Guess they did intend him to be some sort of Ron+Hermione amalgamation.

[@davidmackayy]

Let's pray that "Harold Peter: Harry's distant cousin" will get picked up by a film company and have Kevin as director 👏

[@sarychart9842]

He still have this game about making movies so we can expect it anytime.

[@lilali9797]

Starring our beloved actor Jim

[@dylanf8591]

From the beloved animation studio, Video Brinquedo.

[@atlasrules87]

*wink wink nudge nudge*

[@sdsd1801]

Try saying 'Ratatoing' 10 times with a straight face

[@Ikarusu]

This game is strangely odd and bland that it's irritating, it's a game where you click energy buttons to do things..then you wait..it's like its missing the main core of an RPG if it wants be one, you know, team management, battles, etc, aside from that it's what? cutscenes, fanservice and plot, that's it, it's not even properly an actual game.

[@michaeldog123ful]

most rpgs dont have team management battles? Most tend to be you playing your character (which you do with duels in the game).

[@orchiehasan1838]

This game is much more story based, and appeal to those who are okay with bland gameplay but love stories.

[@B0K0691]

@@michaeldog123ful "Duels" You mean glorified rock, paper, scissors?

[@testname4464]

The game is shit. No other game violates your child character until you pay money.

[@orchiehasan1838]

+Quiptipt Nyqtphimq If you fail the mission, you’re character doesn’t actually die. I play the game because I like following the story. I have never done a micro transaction in the game. I don’t know why people always focus on that one moment in the 1st year.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

I feel like if there was an option to forget magic and stab Merula in the throat with the wand, Kevin's character would do it. Like he screams "JOG MANSON!!!!!!!!!!!" **stab**

[@rouka120]

Rowan is the kid that gets shoved head first into a trash can on the first day of school.

[@forsaken696]

What the fuck

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

Ben is far worse.

[@squarecross7383]

Impossible! There are no trash cans in Hogwarts. Just watch the movies! Not a SINGLE trash can to be seen!

[@user-pj4mr6pg5i]

Rowan DIED. They actually killed him

[@Char-mv3fc]

@@user-pj4mr6pg5i You're kidding

[@wiggity-wack]

Is JOG MANSON's father MARILYN MANSON??

[@yuvenamurakumo356]

Wiggity Wack Either that or Charles Manson 😈

[@sweetpigfat3898]

Nah Charles should've been his brother.

[@Emu19]

MARILYN MANSON is clearly the main character's brother. Always ruining -all- the house reputations.

[@SimoPortti]

It's Charles

[@jog8930]

JOG MANSON needs his own movie. Harry Potter has nothing on JOG MANSON.

[@aguytimo]

*Please spend 20 energy to unlock this funny comment.*

[@Cyberdragon3]

is paypal ok?

[@TheDiego908]

*read* 1/3 *read* 2/3 *read* 3/3

[@Hal-qk8eb]

YOU NEED MORE IMPROVEMENT

[@SwagDonkeyGaming]

I'm a rebel

[@TrueFlyer28]

aGuy I can't wait any longer I have 19 energy :(

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

Honestly if this were like a telltale game and not a nefarious microtransaction-centric trashfire it would actually be pretty good writing-wise.

[@bernieclinton9572]

What are you walking about, the writing is trash

[@LtBasil]

This is practically a rehash of the events of the first book with different characters and micro-transactions. That is NOT good writing.

[@bigheadpeanut5002]

Minecraft Story Mode would like a chat with you m8

[@mA-nd1xr]

There's a part where Merula tries to fight with you, you can't scape because you don't have enough bravery points and you can only shoot lumos. Great

[@TheLadysAtelier]

I'm actually kinda pissed to find out that Rowan changes gender depending on which gender you are. Like, come on, someone can be friends with the opposite gender. Them joining the same house you're in is also annoying, Rowan gives off a very Ravenclaw vibe, so having them in another house just feels off ._. EDIT: Also students complaining about Hufflepuffs reputation being ruined is stupid, in Slytherin it at least made sense EDIT2: Merula hating you also makes more sense if you're in Slytherin, since she doesn't want another incident that might ruin Slytherins reputation even more. It's still mainly the grudge of you being better than her, but at least she has an excuse then.

[@doakyyy]

Nika my best friend is a dude and is playing as a wizard and also has a female Rowan. It might be randomized.

[@TheLadysAtelier]

AJonesie Oh okay, that makes me less mad. I still don't get why, though, like what's the logic behind that decision?

[@doakyyy]

Nika I have no clue lol.

[@Lumina_Solaris]

Nika I was in Ravenclaw, so I wondered if Rowan would be in Ravenclaw due to personality or if it was because that was the house I chose. Speaking of which, the "sorting" was a let down. Though, I suppose in an RPG you don't have to play characters who are similar to yourself....

[@rachellap6762]

rowan is not randomized, they'll always be a girl if u pick girl and a guy if u pick guy. not sure whats goin on w/ur friend tbh

[@TaiWind]

so what did your in-game brother do anyway that was so horrible? murder the whole uchiha clan?

[@funlover163]

Tai Wind the MANSON clan!

[@-LTUIiiin]

He forced everyone to change their name and have "MANSON" in it

[@goreman7160]

Do you reckon their fathers name is Charles?

[@DeeFightingDreamer]

I snorted so fecking loud omg

[@boomergroomer4710]

Got a student killed

[@jorgnyoa3561]

i put myself into slytherin and the indian boy followed me. he dont fit in at all.

[@sugarsammy7209]

Jørgen Karlsen 😂😂😂

[@StarshipSophie22]

rowans ambitious af what are you talking about

[@somewhatbored2503]

He seems like he'd be in Ravenclaw, and if not that then Hufflepuff.

[@clutteredpictures7421]

The Indian boy racist

[@SpecialistFeature]

He probably wished that he could be with his friend, so the hat did it. Like how Harry wished to be with Grif

[@OuterWildin]

My favorite part is after the first year, dumbledore gives you 2000 house points. He doesn’t even pretend to not have favorites.

[@cmndrkool321]

That is so true! You have to purposely not be trying to not win the house cup every year.

[@xKasumiChan]

How? He gave me only 100 😁😁

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

He hates you ​@@xKasumiChan

[@xKasumiChan]

@@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185 Nah, I was too big of a level to get more. Not playing it anymore tho 😉

[@andrejracz8790]

"JOG MANSON" *Dumbledore said calmly*

[@hdspade]

i remember seeing this on the app store not too long ago and the first thing that came into my mind was kevin would love this lol

[@chronic_johnson_a.r.a.b]

alright karl

[@tal3783]

YOU BALDY MANKEY HEADED TWAT! DONT.TALK.SHIT!

[@themonk8928]

Give me money or I’ll choke you out the game

[@Kinoksis]

But what if choking is my fetish? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ewwwitscosso2292]

Kinoksis then your risk of accidental death is highly increased

[@ideclaredwaronyourfrenchas4123]

Ewww it's Cosso *Accidental*

[@alexc1485]

There's such a huge irony in the practically forced use of microtransactions in this game. One of the major messages of Harry Potter is how bad it is that kids from rich families (i.e. Malfoy's) get a headstart in life and get ahead of peers purely because of their money. Then they go and make this game where progress is based entirely on how much money you're willing to spend. Disgraceful really. Wonder how much J.K Rowling was involved in the direction of this game; presumably,​ she makes money from the microtransactions in this. Hypocrite.

[@Evnyofdeath]

Alex C I highly doubt she had any involvement with this game. She barely had any involvement with the movies, and none with the proper games

[@alexc1485]

But as the owner of the Harry Potter franchise, she would still benefit from this business model financially, surely? Either way, this is barely a game with 0 skill involvement. I can't believe some people have actually recieved it well.

[@Evnyofdeath]

I mean, she almost certainly gets money from the use of the license, but she has absolutely no input or say on the use of said license

[@sugarsammy7209]

Rowling is a fuckin moron anyways.

[@hinaseda2093]

Alex C I love the books but i agree that Rowling can be a such a hypocrite at times. Remember Rita Skeeter? The one who warned us against fake news and defamation? Here comes Ol' JK believing everything in the news and articles then tweeting about how awful that person is even though that person is nothing like the article said he was (You guys know who this is.)

[@isovien3178]

Merula's motivation is so stupid lol. She's bad and mean just because she is. They could do it so much better. For example our character's brother could be responsible for killing one of Merula's family members, that would explain why she hates us and that would explain why our brother ruined reputation of his house AND THEN IT COULD BE LIKE OH WOW HE DIDNT KILL ANYONE the plot has potential the whole game has it but they completely ruined it cuz hey why not (SoRrY fOr My BaD eNgLiSHHH)

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

Merula's motivation makes total sense. She needs to prove she's the best to redeem herself and her family because her parents are in Azkaban. She doesn't want to be seen as useless or bad at magic. And she's a little bitch because she has a horrible home life with those two incarcerated and disgraced parents. The main character is a threat to her goal of being the best, so she creates an enemy out of them. Merula turns everything into a competition to prove her worth, even with her "friends."

[@killerkitten7534]

Paola Ramirez I mean... did you expect anyone to play this game long enough to know that? That’s something that should be established early anyway

[@killerkitten7534]

Paola Ramirez Malfoy isn’t really misunderstood. He’s just a dick with daddy issues. He still tried to kill multiple people, assisted in the execution of dumbledore and joined magical hitler and became a magical nazi

[@heartstorngrose958]

@Paola Ramirez I've seen a few. He's a reformed asshole, still techinally an asshole, but a good guy one now.

[@meowmeow242]

@Paola Ramirez i read the books several times and think the same about Malfoy lmao. Yeah ""misunderstood"" i really couldn't care less, even if he was misunderstood it doesn't mean he has no responsibility of him being a fucking prick.

[@alancorvus6937]

The only good part of this game was during an event where at one point Snape says a character looks like Voldemort if he kept his nose but lost his dignity

[@therunawaykid6523]

No only good part is being able to delete it and never playing it again

[@the_last_ballad]

Which is weird because Voldemort had his nose until his resurrection. His face looked freaky after mutalating his soul, but it was still whole.

[@mirceareedghetu7814]

I got an ad at 4:40 and it was like "on the weekends I model for S L E N D E R M A N

[@Hindooz]

Harry Potter: The Order of Micro-transactions

[@Conan-eh5uv]

This looks like the Sims 4...

[@maymunity7942]

Had to scroll way too far to find this comment. Like, the game looks like a carbon copy of Sims 4 when it comes to art style.

[@Conan-eh5uv]

I was shocked at how similar the game looked, even the facial animations were near identical. Thanks for the reply. :)

[@Conan-eh5uv]

Sky Dome- True, I don't think this is though...

[@Conan-eh5uv]

Jam City, Portkey Games and Warner Bros created the game. :)

[@Conan-eh5uv]

Sky Dome- I checked and couldn't find anything, bound to be an employee/former employee who has a connection though, can't believe how money hungry the game is. :(

[@DevilboyScooby]

The aesthetic is so weird, Jog looks like a sim, while his friend looks more like a Borderlands character model.

[@ameliadianne5680]

I have a conspiracy theory jog MANSON’s brother could be Jim Pickens like Jim got kicked out changed his name and started a cult 😅

[@funkydude8196]

You’ve pronounced it wrong, it’s JOG

[@Razzlewolfflight]

It bothers me that they change the "best friend" to reflect the gender you pick. Why couldn't I be best friends with a guy, huh developers?

[@Roadent1241]

Razzlewolfflight because we have Ben. I wonder if Ben is a girl if you're playing a guy?

[@marcogypaetus9607]

No, Ben stays as a boy and Penny as a girl anyway. It's just Rowan's gender and house that depend on yours, him being the designated best friend. Which sucks cause I think they're a twit.

[@ramrd5779]

Marco Paschetta same

[@blarg2429]

Preacher Blackout no u

[@cartiaking3377]

Pretty sure it’s because you’d share a dorm with Rowan. The opposite genders can’t share dorms, hence why they’re the same

[@TheElectricRaichu]

"ruined Hufflepuff's reputation" If this takes place before the books/movies then maybe this counts as some lore that Hufflepuff was amazing and respected before your brother ruined it.

[@Quinxed]

It says the same thing if you choose any other house judging from other comments, so it's most likely non cannon

[@junewhales]

Snape sounds like a Minecraft villager

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

AlwaysAmaya I was thinking of the same thing lol.

[@cupkaesnake]

Dear lord I was thinking that all the time while playing this game

[@celestialenigma7434]

I named my character Sugah Daddie so Snape could say "Perhaps Daddie is not completely incompetent at all."

[@ventischair9576]

I-

[@huskii6376]

2:21 "Dear *JOG MANSON* ", McGonagall said calmly.

[@OldBuford]

This "game" is garbage but glad Kevin played it and named his character JOG MANSON...i just wish it was more like the RP games where he could really just be a nuisance and yell "Hi, I'm JOG MANSON!" At every single player he encounters

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah it’s what this blatant fan service cash grab deserves, to be taken apart by kev

[@AmayirotAkago]

Hagrid looks fecking adorable in this.

[@velannalindqvist1757]

I definitely didn't download an APK Mod just go get unlimited energy and grinded thru it in 3 days.

[@Boaseyboy]

Kim Lindqvist teach meh

[@velannalindqvist1757]

www.mediafire.com/file/mk8k6312181z8y2/Hack_Harry%20Potter%20Hogwarts%20Mystery_%5Bv1.5.4%5D%20www.Laxusmod.com.apk

[@mountaindewdruggie]

go ahead and download it to figure out ;)

[@Boaseyboy]

Not working, saying package corrupt lol

[@velannalindqvist1757]

Works on my emulator. Have had 0 issues so far.

[@solarconker]

The energy system makes a lot of sense, don't you remember Ron in the other games

[@AspiringCrybaby2018]

*in the middle of being strangled* I’m exhausted. I’m heading to bed.

[@missm8067]

“What reputation? They take anyone in here! I could have been absolutely wasted on drugs and alcohol with gunshot wounds sitting on that chair and the hat would have been like ‘Eh... Hufflepuff?’ *LATER* “But now it’s potions! Snape won’t be so easy everyone knows that he hates Hufflepuffs because we are the elite of the elite and he’s threatened by us!” Contradictory much? (Just kidding, this is hilarious! 😂😂😂)

[@HoloUniversee]

well Hufflepuffs might kill someone with kindness, how is not that threatening?

[@imheretojest2826]

He was being sarcastic

[@Necrobin]

I would recommend everyone not to support this "pay to... do anything" type of game. It's good that I have seen it here first before I download it.

[@cornprices1718]

it's a free to play mobile game. it's the only way it's gonna stay free so just dont play it

[@rightwhereyouwannab3]

you can literally still play and beat the game without paying. YES it takes so much longer and that kind of sucks but it's not impossible. yall are just impatient as fuck. just enjoy things damn

[@Necrobin]

Tanya It's not about impatience.

[@rightwhereyouwannab3]

Robin Ostfeld obviously it is. You're talking about this game as if it is not physically possible to play or bear without paying and that's simply not true

[@spydorzYT]

Or you can download a hack version with unlimited energy

[@AdamManeYT]

What's wrong with the graphics. How the hell you break every efing game?

[@Jordan-gb3yr]

Adam Mane I think he’s using an emulator

[@arvindshukla8040]

i chose slytherin and you wont belive this but merula was acually happy when i made slytherin lose points

[@livispuzzled]

arvind shukla hahah that’s actually hilarious I’m a ravenclaw whoopsie

[@Spookypichacat]

arvind shukla I picked hufflepuff because I wanted to make my character hated throughout the school and the entire universe

[@yungteenwithalillean]

i chose slytherin

[@97mcarmen]

I laughed at the fact that he thought the girl with the pink hair would be his enemy when it is actually TONKS 😂

[@isamoa]

I've played this game and they gender bend Rowan when you play as a female character 😂

[@yellowhouse4911]

Its not really gender bending in either direction, as Rowan was always intended to be the same gender as the player.

[@marciwhitman3513]

You are right because in the game that I play Rowan is a female and so am I and we are both in Gryffindor

[@hadleygarner5159]

Kevin: what voice will my guy have? *Kermit the frog* Obviously...

[@AJ-lw9kp]

Harry Potter but it’s defaced by micro transactions.

[@therunawaykid6523]

Harry Potter and the chamber of micro transactions

[@iAmPimmiCue]

Can't believe anyone actually defended this trash game

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah I agree pretty much Harry Potter: and the blatant cash grab

[@funnyhappystudios]

The pink haired girl happens to be Nymphadora Tonks!!!

[@garythestormtrooper5589]

Funny Happy Studios sorry ran out of energy to care

[@Tibo-f8s]

The worst thing isn't the energy spending, but the fact you have to wait 3 hours for the next mission, for LITERALLY NO REASON

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah totally pointless should just let us watch an ad, this way just ads pointless waiting times- probably their way of extending the game time….

[@justweirdout]

Oh no you've been entangled by the devil's snare! Quick, cast creditio cardus and get out!

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

I just wanna say I started playing the Hogwarts RP gmod server because of your videos, and it’s the best Harry Potter game I’ve EVER played. As a lifetime fan of the books and movies, I’m so happy to have learned about that server. I’ve owned gmod for 7 years before knowing it existed. Thank you as always for the wonderful content

[@LosianOne]

Dew Drinker6 sbs is the better server I think, there have been a bunch of new ones being made in the past week though

[@julianaoliveira3736]

Dew Drinker6 yeah he got me into hogwarts rp as well! maybe we can meet on the server ^^

[@EternalCryer]

Albino Gorilla SBS is a better map and better spell system but the mods/admins and some of the prefects are lame. They take it all WAY too seriously. And RP Leadership (playing as Dumbledore, Voldemort, any of the teachers, etc) means nothing unless you're an admin that can actually make people follow your rules by kicking, banning, or gagging.

[@julianaoliveira3736]

EternalCryer basically it's kind of about social standing and not the character you're playing in that server

[@EternalCryer]

Juliana Oliveira Christ yes. They've got their own specific clique there and if you're not a part of it then you won't be allowed to have any actual fun on the server. I don't know if you've met Melvin, but he's constantly mic spamming and doing shitty things that would have long gotten others banned. But he's friends with the staff so he doesn't get in the slightest bit of trouble. Hell, I've seen people on there bonding and making a huge group that explores at Free Time but the staff always finds a way to break it up even if no school rules are being broken. SBS is very much a No Fun Zone, even their events are boring as shit.

[@superjonh1000]

I wish I could be Merula's friend instead of Rowan's in this game. She's so much cooler than him. She's cute, smart and mean, I love it! Even Ben has more personality than Rowan tbh and Ben is absolutely bland.

[@404waffles]

YES MERULA IS MY WIFE

[@sugarsammy7209]

Distinct lack of snape lapdance.

[@clutteredpictures7421]

You like under age girls no thanks

[@xanthousfishjeretuna9778]

Jon Hell naw that’s a child. Besides I’d rather be friends with Snape or Hagrid

[@jddi1527]

This

[@Biepsi]

„How looks my scarf on me?“ *casually goes over it* „Looks terrible dude“ Best. Friend. Ever.

[@penguinmaster7]

*breathes* You're out of energy! pay $150 for more!

[@TheHallow31]

I can't wait to see the JOG MANSON saga continue in Hogwarts Legacy.

[@ThibautVDP]

"it's basically 9 euros for that haircut" it costs me less in real life to have my hair cut wtf.

[@funkydude8196]

So you’re a guy? Trimming like 2 inches off my hair is at least £20

[@ThibautVDP]

@@funkydude8196 actually yeah. I dont quite understand the difference either between a man having his hair cut 2 inches shorter and a woman. Supposedly cause more hair. Depends where you go too. My family is friendly with my barber. Her daughter used to be a classmate.

[@kylitooo]

Never played a game where you wait more than actually play it the games a disappointment

[@blarg2429]

They're an entire genre. And they're worringly profitable.

[@caipiranha4714]

I almost pissed myself at the "Sell Crack" part

[@pokegard]

12:29 the best part about this is that if I am not hugely mistaking the way to get out off devil's snare is not to move

[@habitsrabbit]

I actually liked this game and I still play it but it gets boring waiting for energy.

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

Same, though I’m not big into HP so I can understand somewhat why fans may not like it so much. Also… is your name a EMH reference? Either way, I love it!

[@habitsrabbit]

@@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 yeah I had my problems with it too but it was enjoyable for the short time I played it. And it is an EMH reference! lol thank you for noticing 😂

[@oscar-alex]

I was really sad when I saw you playing this, I thought it was some kind of sponsorship deal you sold out on... ...then I remembered you're Kevin and you're awesome. Good video as per usual.

[@samash_030]

Alexi What’s wrong with sponsership deals? Anyway, Kevin’s videos would still be pretty enjoyable even if it was a sponsership.

[@oscar-alex]

My problem aint with sponsorship deals. It's with this game, strangles a child avatar to death to guilt you into paying more money into the game, it's horrible.

[@rightwhereyouwannab3]

okay but it's fiction lmfao youre not going to die in the game. even if you fail the mission and don't get enough stars, you just start the mission over. but every mission is possible to do in the allotted time without having to buy gems and stuff. yeah it sucks having to wait and it's not realistic to wait 8 hours to free yourself from devils snare but it's FICTION and yeah maybe they're guilting you by making it harder to finish the game faster without buy stuff, but you can still play and finish the game without purchases.

[@oscar-alex]

I know it's fiction lmao, I just think it's disgusting to guilt little kids into paying microtransactions by showing their avatars being strangled, It's a very immoral business model.

[@rightwhereyouwannab3]

Alexi if we're being honest the majority of people playing are probably in the harry potter generation aka the millennial generation and we're definitely not children. Harry Potter is a dark book series and film series sooooo

[@sonyalennar7377]

This game was such a let down I was so sad. I was wondering when you would burn it to the ground and I'm was not disappointed lol😂

[@therunawaykid6523]

Totally agree played it once when it soon was released- and I was like no never again I’m not waiting hours to be able to play the next part absolutely terrible game design imo, promised a lot but didn’t deliver

[@savannahshultz7274]

I think Merula is a child of Jim Pickens, considering she tried to murder JOG MANSON so fast....

[@chilip7386]

04:48 THE MAJESTIC MODEL SNAPE FLOUNCE QUEEN

[@MrEdfed]

1:02 that's the best Jordan Peterson impression I've ever heard

[@jafs65]

I'll never get disappointed at your uploads, you're just too funny.

[@blonded_458]

Holy feck

[@caodogao4327]

Watch yer profanity. :P

[@jamer607]

Hogwarts? More like Jogwarts Ragnorok

[@TimaeusEXE]

"Hufflepuff please" *Is literally a Slytherin*

[@Iron-Punk]

Me: mom please buy Hogwarts legacy! Mom: we have Hogwarts legacy at home Hogwarts legacy at home:

[@TheFallofTheEleventh]

*Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Child Abuse*

[@GoEvenHarder]

One day a guy said here "What we gonna do when Call Me Kevin has no Harry Potter games to play anymore?" Well my dead friend... Here is your answer.

[@BTiffney71]

I thought there was a hair on my screen... >.

[@djrx6350]

Rip your dead friend

[@sociallyundead419]

Your profile picture made me wipe my screen thinking there was a hair on it.

[@wetdragonfly4301]

How did this shit game get approved. Even without the whole energy thing, the plot is sooo empty. There is seemingly no gameplay at all. It’s horrible. Why. Does. This. Game. Exist???

[@orchiehasan1838]

I agree that for many people it’s horrible. But for the people that either have a lot of time on their hands or for those who are able to check up regularly, it’s a pretty good game.

[@Cacjams]

HPHM starts out weird and takes waaaay too long to play, but I've gotten to Year 5 and it's actually really good. Also, you're not actually required to buy anything AND there's no ads, which I really appreciate.