Harry Potter But With Guns (Movie Recap)

[@Optim147]

Harry Potter - "You're a wizard, Harry." Guns Akimbo - "You're an american, Miles."

[@zackbrannigan3740]

Horns - "You're a demon, Patrick." (Actually I don't know his name :p)

[@ForearmsPlug]

@@zackbrannigan3740 Iggy

[@GgmanGoudeos]

The internet's- "you're a meme, man"

[@saulgoodman7215]

lol

[@Star17Platinum17]

I hate miles Kilometers are the best

[@ml9_c0p]

"harry stop, your going insane" "ive found my passion, killing with an akimbo pistol combo, i feel like a god"

[@Mutrax4706]

the only downside is if you suck at aiming 2 guns at once. 1 is ok, but 2 is difficult i even only in pavlov dual-wielded uzis and emptied both entire magazines, but didnt hit a single shot, but had to throw the pun "well this is akward" (cuz it was)

[@finvz2296]

@@Mutrax4706 shut up

[@Mutrax4706]

@@finvz2296 y

[@sodacity2412]

Is this A real story or was this in a game cuz either way that sounded cringe and made it seem like you were trying to be quirky and cool

[@ml9_c0p]

@@sodacity2412 do you not understand the concept of "its a joke"?

[@iceeternal8757]

“Shoot the guy Harry” said dumbledore calmly

[@Careonovam]

*CALMLY*

[@Qimi]

GG

[@AnotherRandomCreator]

Why the heck after i read this imagine that he actually say it

[@zawwin1846]

DEW IT.

[@certified9104]

Why can I hear this comment

[@lexcentrique2554]

I just realized: The guy having his guns nailed to his hands played at his advantage each time he was captured, since no one could remove the gun, he just had to be still alive to be able to fight.

[@TheArtonSlo]

Yeah, there's just one problem. How does he reload?

[@lexcentrique2554]

@@TheArtonSlo Oh, sh%t, you're right!

[@2_s3tchy]

The guns come with I think 50 bullets each if they run out he loses and dies I think I havent watched this movie in a while

[@jpgamelabsherns2193]

Cheat codes my man.

[@rmdhn1]

​@@2_s3tchythere's a counter throughout the film

[@Komijoyo677]

"Miles is rudely awakened from his dream, but, the kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep." Gold. lol

[@Disproved]

I read this as he said it wtf

[@bananamcdonald4916]

_calmly_

[@johnmartinez2601]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@thestudentofficial5483]

Bestselling novel line shit.

[@molstad182]

I was like dayum he got folded like an omelet and then rolled like a tortilla

[@enchantsquid4215]

When Harry found out guns are more powerful than wands.

[@Nothing-mx5fp]

You mean American harry potter

[@FreckleBitches]

@@Nothing-mx5fp America! Fuck yeah!

[@T_Tomix]

Why cant i stop laughing

[@oi-cj1pz]

wingglockium leviosa

[@youtubepaul3662]

Yes fuck yea

[@lologuy9240]

Harry 1.Hes a wizard. 2.Hes a John Wick tier when it comes to guns. Be like Harry

[@Zorbros]

Harry is built different, got it

[@aldusty3959]

Looks like life went south after he married

[@saswatbalyan2594]

@@aldusty3959 When you don't complete university and leave last year while your running source of income was dead mom and dad's savings, it was bound to happen

[@UFC_enjoyer69]

Nahh john wick better

[@mytheonix6503]

he has a good gaming chair

[@whyamihere54972]

I love how whenever Daniel Radcliffe is in a movie that isn’t Harry Potter so he can get as far away from the character as possible, everyone says it’s Harry anyway. Funny Harry man is actually called Daniel Radcliffe, guys

[@mileswiltse4535]

Who's daniel?

[@LisaAnn777]

No his name is Harry Potter and he's a wizard. Also why are you even here?

[@johnny_bop]

@@LisaAnn777💀

[@Hero0451]

I call it the Steven Ogg effect. One highly acclaimed role and that’s all you’re really known for

[@sagirem]

It's like the super rare case of an actor that had a role so famous it backfired

[@greenlizard4208]

"her gamer fuel falls out. She eats it with her nose, and levels up." he says, in his depressing but addicting voice.

[@otakumangastudios3617]

I kind of hate that people judge 80s and '90s action movies when they intended to be serious for not having good enough of affects, like to be honest, it would be taking more seriously by me as a fictional story rather than feeling like I'm actually immersed into a really traumatizing situation. That's something I really like about anime, is that as gory as it gets, it never feels like you're actually along with them in a scary situation. I'm feeling traumatized as I'm watching this, because it looks real. I kind of miss the action film style of the '80s and 90s and early 2000s

[@ms.yawhaw8831]

Fun fun

[@Nox3u]

@@otakumangastudios3617 Then dont watch These stuff if you had weak stomach. geez... its been already flagged as M rated movie.

[@otakumangastudios3617]

@@Nox3u it's the comment section not the argument section or debate section :-) I was simply expressing my personal opinion, isn't that what a comment is?

[@Crim5onReap3r]

@@otakumangastudios3617 technically he/she also expressed their opinion by saying what they think you should have done.

[@deathseye7578]

Gotta give the guy who ran at them with a spork some credit, man tried his best.

[@Miscalculation.]

lol true

[@muhahac]

ikr

[@highkeyawesome177]

mans best death (:

[@OGSontar]

Dunno, man, them sporks are dangerous. You could put an eye out with one of them.

[@-w-4252]

@@OGSontar it would cause major internal damage

[@shoegazer6496]

this movie is the definition of "when the discord mods have had enough"

[@aquilleswinkler5051]

But they take out thier rage on your keyboard before realising its better to just order chicken

[@ped3752]

You assume they would be able to get out of their homes to find the protag?

[@aquilleswinkler5051]

@@ped3752 they could but who the fuck wants to, it's just a troll online, it will be heaps sadder to be the one who goes after the troll.

[@enderman700]

There 1k likes

[@captain5271]

titel- you post memes in general

[@doylethechocolatelab]

The comedy in the commentary in these videos honestly make this channel my favourite movie recap channel

[@QuantumLeap89]

Your name don't match your profile pic... What's up???

[@pacifistminigun3987]

Agreed

[@i.am.adrian]

Harry Potter and the Wands of Akimbo. Casting full-metal jacket spells on those evil wizards.

[@MinuteMovies1]

Oh damn that's a fire title. Good stuff.

[@drizztdourden6687]

This is fucking underrated. Hold on while I make more YT accounts to like this.

[@Joker-rd2fy]

avada ka gundra

[@flyboy6392]

@@Joker-rd2fy PK .40

[@beepbotic]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Bullets

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Zander is reduced to a whimpering, beta male, league of legends player" This dude is too hilarious for his own good.

[@jesuslover9199]

Hello Guy!

[@aleiadowdy8368]

i KEEP FINDONG YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@keanmachine]

Sup haven’t seen you in a while

[@MenaceToSocietyStanding]

How are you even here

[@that1cringeykid822]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@vibe7160]

Harry: "Ron, this sh*ts are better than wands!"

[@sansthememe3288]

Yer a hit hitman harry

[@ars0n765]

@@sansthememe3288 please i-

[@muhazreen]

I already told you Hermione Never feed Harry a goddam hamburger

[@Fridgeson_]

@@sansthememe3288 am a *wot*

[@julianasismoncooley]

“Mistakes were made” Bro gave up 😂

[@starrr_mannn]

I love how he sounds so serious but he constantly makes jokes

[@SuperiorChaotic]

moist critikal but for movies basically

[@chainsawboy2388]

The blessing of a naturally monotone voice

[@amarthon6597]

I don't want to know how much time that takes

[@bIuecap]

Its called dry humor

[@bowxfire5275]

The subtle art of Narrating movies.

[@RyokoVT]

I actually really love that Daniel Radcliffe kept going after Harry Potter, and has made some fantastic films. As an aside, he looks exactly like my brother, just with blue eyes rather than brown. It's actually freaky.

[@sinko3811]

One thing I really love about him is, he doesn't try to be just "The guy who played Harry Potter" and actively tries to play in different kinds of movies. Not just fantasy, but also action stuff like this movie, a weird comedy with "Swiss Army Man", something more atmospheric with "The Woman in Black"...he clearly tries to expand his career into a lot of different genres.

[@freshtomato834]

Make him start an only fans and sell cringe pics to fan girls. Nigga you be sitting on a mine of gold.

[@gretttt33323]

''you really love him, and aside from that, he's totaly like your brother''

[@youcantbeatk7006]

My brother looks like EDP when he was younger and I have a friend that looks like Yanderedev when he was younger with an Asian filter on.

[@Jebu911]

I guess you from alabama.

[@isdrevenge8764]

Never mind the fact Harry had guns bolted to his hands, the surgeons who A. removed them and B. Managed to save his hands are amazing

[@MinuteMovies1]

The real MVP

[@EJionix]

Oh shit a panther

[@illusionthecommunist1314]

Probably Dr.Strange helping out a fellow magic man

[@randommeogamer]

@@illusionthecommunist1314 This made me laugh a little to much... I think the house is awake now

[@Veremospostagem]

I know this movie came as "cheap" for some people, but i'd love to see a sequel. I can't even see Daniel as Harry Potter anymore cause' he was so good in "Horns" and "Beast of Burden", i think he's genuinely talented and capable of dissociating himself from his most famous characters if needed.

[@StRanGerManY]

He might have been capable, but viewers are not

[@stanle001]

Abeg wetin be the name of the movie my guy

[@earothefancy8144]

"I'M TELLING YOU, RON!!! THESE ARE BETTER THAN WANDS!!!!"

[@irishduck2826]

lol🤣

[@bayoft6692]

"Harry nooooo!"

[@zandonleliot5171]

“ Harry please don’t hurt me”

[@bayoft6692]

"Dont worry. Lets go and get some cash first in a less than legally way.

[@darkshadowsx5949]

these are better* its okay English is hard for toddlers.

[@thejanglyman3886]

“The kind visitors quickly put him back to sleep” makes me want to LAUGH.

[@enhancedgamer3649]

Then do, it was a good joke.

[@basic-os]

Bro your pfp gave me PTSD

[@shark4wd]

@@basic-os oh no

[@been2605]

the part where his hands were nailed to the guns kinda made me uncomfortable

[@joelfreitas1597]

@@basic-os a. D meu p..vy, l

[@jeffajdsumo2366]

"Harry is adapting well to america." Harry:

[@NathanKura]

Harry potter if he was American and a muggle

[@graciegay4833]

"voldy never even saw it comin"

[@messybio9996]

This is the most interesting movie reviewer EVER making things that other channels make boring, now the greatest part

[@fredisfred4070]

Whenever Harry’s in a film, it’s officially a Harry Potter film.

[@CatzyCatzy]

Harry potter and his quest for heroism

[@floomflumington7113]

whenever harrys in a film it says Daniel Radcliffe on the cover art for some reason

[@MrClean-lk6vi]

Sequel after sequel after again and again it’s never ending until Harry died…

[@sirshelf]

harry potter and the second amendment

[@Kazukanagaming]

His name isn't* Harry it's Daniel Radcliff

[@grsgregrs]

"You're an American Harry" - Hagrid Edit: there’s a fucking race war in my comments lol

[@athenadrakul1400]

Technically Americans are British as the majority of native ones were wiped out so..

[@forrest7186]

@@athenadrakul1400 Well if you want to be technical about it, we all originated from Africa so that technically makes us all Africans so...

[@theredcoat8934]

@@forrest7186 Well, If you wanna get even more technical, We were *FISH*

[@mattandrews8528]

“I shoot whuuuuut?”

[@Sloth8346]

We were also fish yeah kinda

[@mochira]

"oh noooo!!! oh it's just hadley." poor hadley he was a great and loyal soldier with his epic nerf guns

[@itsyoboi8904]

I felt really bad when it was him who died

[@asmr5668]

#RIPHADLEY

[@CreatureX10]

Ikr

[@amari2509]

@@asmr5668 #RIPHADLEY

[@killertruth186]

IT'S NERF OR NOTHING!

[@DJresnoGaming]

10:39 WHHHHHAAAAAT!?! No way bro said that so calmly like we wouldn't notice 😭💀

[@Corbans__Cars1]

I like how this guy doesn’t blur all the bloody scenes like most people do

[@SKtheGREAT]

Most of them have to only if they wanna get ads, the blood can cause demonization but this guy is cool enough to not being bothered

[@IAMHAPPY5290]

A true g

[@Corbans__Cars1]

Holy crap I didn’t realize I had this many like

[@thetiesthatbinds3216]

@@SKtheGREAT The movie can claim ads anyway

[@chasethemaster3440]

Same

[@georgialenny6265]

My minute movie routeen when I get home: 1. Let it play in the background while I feed my dog or other chores. 2. Actually watch it and enjoy the movie 3. Watch it to get easter eggs and punch lines.

[@MinuteMovies1]

That's the way to do it! Thank you :)

[@georgialenny6265]

It's a nice way to end the day. Keep them coming. :)

[@lordoofingtonxxiv6174]

Yoooooouuuuuuttttuuubbbeee

[@expiredwater1561]

Harry Potter and the crystal of m*th

[@a2guy72]

Whats the movie call

[@yuvrajsharma1551]

"Trust me Ron! These are better than the wands!" -Harry in Muggle's World

[@hallway_revenant7919]

Why does this remind me of michael reeves

[@Xedrie]

@@hallway_revenant7919 bcuz michael is just harry on crack

[@hallway_revenant7919]

@@Xedrie true

[@Jjjjjjjames]

"And we won't go to Azkaban!?" - Ronald Weasley

[@oldestdreamja]

@@Jjjjjjjames "Nah, but sure as Merlin's pants going to muggle jail!" - Harry Potter on crack

[@Jibbie_]

Usually I don't like these kinds of videos, but this channel is funny and intersting.

[@enderman700]

Plot twist: harry never runs out of bullets becouse it's magic

[@notTerabyte]

If so then he would probably be having more fun with the bullets

[@TheCookieHacker]

he has 50for each hand lol

[@thethumbsupbutton9219]

Fun fact we all misspell because one or more times in our life if that didn't happen to you your not human

[@realizeedits]

@@thethumbsupbutton9219 yuap neavef hapeffn to mea(

[@kabeam5643]

each gun has 50 ammo loaded into it according to the movie

[@Mystery9870]

I thought this would be a parody but it's a fucking badass movie Edit: For those asking, it's called 'Guns Akimbo'

[@genesis_cypher1920]

Thought it was just a meme until a minute in and found out it was a real movie

[@Mystery9870]

@@genesis_cypher1920I expected to see Harry shooting Voldemort but then I got this-

[@dadtaro9202]

the movie was ahead of it’s time memeing daniel radcliffe

[@genesis_cypher1920]

@@dadtaro9202 when was it released?

[@pulse5215]

@@genesis_cypher1920 2019

[@SomeLonelyShmuck]

"-Hadley does what can only be described as a war crime" *TikTok ad plays* That's deep stuff.

[@GVKYU]

“Mistakes were made”

[@SomeLonelyShmuck]

@@GVKYU Yes, yes there were

[@DEV-rw7eu]

@@SomeLonelyShmuck "some say mistakes can make you stronger" -some guy who probably created tiktok

[@SomeLonelyShmuck]

@@DEV-rw7eu This is not one of them mistakes

[@SomeLonelyShmuck]

@I actually don’t know Think you're on the wrong comment.

[@valestivale4711]

Ive seen the movie twice, but i had to watch the recap because I love this dude's commentary. So much better than the other channels

[@operatorshigura2976]

"Nix looses her favourite fingers off." She got another favourite fingers, aint she?

[@fairytailfan160]

Well, I guess there are on her weak hand...

[@ThatRedNumber]

What if that was her favorite hand?

[@Magz405]

There's an "Akimbo" joke in here somewhere...

[@morbidsoul1694]

Her favourite fingers met the ones she uses to ya know... masterba-

[@solopowermove2131]

Yall know she lost her happy spot right?

[@snackfud]

This guy is like Mystery Recapped but with more humor.

[@gian3298]

Less robot

[@KoksookerGeiboi]

@@gian3298 yes

[@LetsTaIk]

and sounds less like an emotionless ghost

[@snackfud]

@@LetsTaIk HAHAHAHA

[@americancapitalist9094]

There are a bunch of these now

[@teasipper9703]

“And likes to eat salt from her nose?” I actually choked on my water-

[@notTerabyte]

To each his own, i guess

[@johntheanimator4317]

hi

[@Mangaka-ml6xo]

I choked on my salt, went the wrong way x)

[@brokeboy6534]

Hello kase san

[@nutillion9334]

oof

[@Archerino9721]

"Ron! I promise! These are more powerful than wands!"

[@t2d748]

Most actors/actresses go their whole lives looking for that one big movie that catapults them. Being part of a cast where your first movie is such a phenomenon, tied to the same franchise, its your golden ticket, while being the bane of your life

[@doetia1008]

getting typecast like that is such a shitty thing a lot of great actors go through

[@pierrekk]

such a bane of their lives making tens of millions of dollars oh nooo

[@nuclear_mech_wizard]

Y'know, the most depressing thing here is, if this director had just shut his trap for like two seconds, this might've just caught on, instead of being blacklisted by the reviewer community at large!

[@MarioTehNewOne]

What did the director do or say?

[@nuclear_mech_wizard]

@@MarioTehNewOne A whole helluva lot, including cyberbullying reviewers who didn't like Guns Akimbo, ironically going completely against the original message, which caused every other reviewer to go "Fine, if that's how you wanna treat our colleagues, we won't give your film ANY press at all."

[@waitwhat1057]

@@nuclear_mech_wizard and he promoted everyone to use the n-word

[@noidsuper]

@@waitwhat1057 Ok that's actually based

[@Rubinkys]

@@noidsuper no

[@jackjenkins9511]

I lost it at “He tries to hitch a ride, but waving around his guns kinda just scares people off.”

[@LackerCarl]

"You're an American, Harry."

[@noirgyh6127]

“As he runs off, the ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be described as a war crime.” *Ad appears*

[@greenemerald5698]

this truly is a war crime

[@griffcrit9905]

Yes Same thing I was so pissed I shot my leg with a .22

[@banant5620]

same I accidentally snorted 2kg of gfuel bc of it

[@mrdollyman5675]

“I, Voldemort, will handily defeat you in comba-“ “But do you have a gun?” “A what?” “Let me demonstrate” **bang**

[@notTerabyte]

"Avada kedavra this you fucking casual"

[@phrog7974]

@@notTerabyte "Protego this you fucking casual" would be better tbh

[@roberine7241]

if voldemort had used a gun to kill harry not even the love of a mother would have helped him but no mister fancy no nose had to use spells.

[@Plazmasoldier]

Avada Kablam.

[@jacobstgelais25]

@@roberine7241 yeah just take him out back watch a sunset with him and then just blast him in the back of the head.

[@kivatmarak4353]

When Daniel tried so hard to erase his image as Harry from the world....but it will never work lol...

[@bestdadoftheyear7181]

Sticks to him like glue

[@chadosama5399]

@@bestdadoftheyear7181 Like shit to a blanket.

[@polarblaze9188]

@@bestdadoftheyear7181 Yeah cause 14 year old girls still have a crush on a make beilive character thats not a teenager anymore ;-;

[@cowerdnerddespacito9518]

Sticks to him like guns stapled to a hand

[@zaia_cs510]

@@cowerdnerddespacito9518 ayyy

[@jacketguy5735]

Thank you high boi for introducing me to this great channel. Both of you are absolutely great and hilarious when it comes to movie reviews keep it up!!!

[@sergeijerkovalot9821]

"Nix loses her favorite fingers" You got my sub dood 😂😂😂

[@kelvingonzales4361]

my man

[@jaz3075]

Dude*

[@QuantumLeap89]

@@jaz3075 Bube*

[@jaz3075]

@@QuantumLeap89 ? weird and u late

[@QuantumLeap89]

@@jaz3075 *boob?

[@guy8516]

*"There's Nix. She likes to eat salt through her nose."*

[@realmofAsher]

“She was found criminally insane at the age of thirteen” I guess most of the “crackhead” girls at my school took her for inspiration

[@jessicamousseau7716]

As the wizards called them - "Metal wands"

[@Joshyboi194]

“And likes to eat salt from her nose?” This killed me

[@zepheriyah]

it was the "whatever" immediately after that did it for me.

[@edevoper]

“I like Discord, Reddit, and **Pauses Briefly** KZbin…” Me: “That is not the KZbin logo good sir.”

[@dark942bunny2]

I was looking for this comment

[@7sete777]

Wow you are so original and funny!!!!! You sir are a comedy genius. I'll laugh tremendously at 21:00 hours

[@edevoper]

@@7sete777 I could smell the sarcasm on the very first letter

[@theyeeter9037]

Wat is it?

[@edevoper]

@@theyeeter9037 Nobody is going to say

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

I don't believe you properly emphasized the insane superpower level skill it takes to hit a high flying drone with that "bazooka". It's kind of like trying to go duck hunting with fireworks.

[@monster_fiz_the_story_lover]

Bazooka/RPG7 is a recoilless weapon but still, it's not made for smaller targets like a drone so aiming those drones and hit it Is very something that no one in the world would think to do.

[@monster_fiz_the_story_lover]

Which is very impressive

[@stand355]

This is John Wick but everyone is an internet troll.

[@rthj6446]

Damn this guy was actually a good catch for the industry. Not often a child actor becomes so interesting in the projects he does.

[@WikterRor2807]

Not often, indeed. WHile this was the only movie with him that ive watched, i absolutely loved it

[@rymdalkis]

@@WikterRor2807 You should check out Swiss Army Man

[@hughfj08]

Also check out "Jungle'

[@WikterRor2807]

@CognizantxNight except harry Potter of course

[@lolzguyl]

I believe Radcliffe said something along the lines of "Harry Potter made me enough money to live off of until I die, so I can do whatever I want in terms of projects."

[@user-jw1yq9nj9n]

Pov: You just found out how Harry over here never runs out of ammo. He's been learning a new spell. "Ammo-Gun-ota!"

[@meargon9186]

No, he just shifted to Murica.

[@kboltiz]

The spell is "Accio-Bullets"

[@Shrimp_Frying_Rice]

There's extended mags on his forearms (50 rounds for each hand.) There's also a bullet count in the movie

[@sjm6686]

Its FULLCLIP

[@SharkfightersSH]

@@Shrimp_Frying_Rice If I recall correctly, one or both of them even run out of ammo during the movie. Hence the pistolwhipping

[@justjab6001]

"she lost her favorite fingers.. If you know what that means" I almost fell out of my chair bcs of that lmao

[@hikaaruu]

U ok

[@onbored9627]

same lol

[@hikaaruu]

@@onbored9627 lol

[@definitelynothiiragi9108]

i just realized that now lol

[@Wiimaster.]

What does it mean?

[@jecharles4743]

Got to say, I love the new KZbin colors

[@bladedragonheart8642]

I really like your humor, i've never seen this movie and the jokes you were cracking about her, "G-fuel", which you made kid friendly, made me chuckle. great recap

[@MinuteMovies1]

Thanks!

[@BRUH-lx3jv]

Lol

[@lancegeorge71]

Ah yes calling it g-fuel makes this movie kid friendly.

[@moss1w]

@@lancegeorge71 calling it meth or cocaine is worse

[@lancegeorge71]

@@moss1w Well yeah of course. but it still doesn't make it kid friendly when you consider how much gore is in the video 😆. I just found the suggestion funny that simply changing that word makes it kid friendly.

[@extremistgarchomp4950]

I thought this was gonna be about that edit of HP and the Philosopher's Stone but all the wands are edited to be guns

[@Szymonicus]

Same here, and I was suprised

[@alangregory5580]

I really hoped this was a part 2 or something

[@psychopompous489]

It isn't?

[@patricksquarepants5280]

Same

[@endersplushpuppets8230]

We all thought that but this is much better

[@bitters879]

I love this channel! The titles are so amazing, the silly comments and semi-subtle quips are just solid gold, and you've got a voice that is just perfect for both the narration and humor type you have. My wife actually doesn't mind watching these with me either, as the text to speech voices lack that human cadence. Aight, done chappin my lips. Keep up the amazing work bro, it is very much appreciated!

[@MinuteMovies1]

There he is, my #1 supporter back at it again with another fire comment. Appreciate ya!

[@bitters879]

@@MinuteMovies1 Appreciate ya too, my dood! Keep doing what you enjoy!

[@acemator569]

"LOOK RON, THESE ARE BETTER THAN MAGIC WANDS!!!"

[@ColinCartoons]

Yay a recap channel where there’s an actual human voice and not a soulless Text To Speech voice!

[@3bodYking99]

It's still soulless, but human

[@ColinCartoons]

@@3bodYking99 yes

[@5446isnotmynumber]

Hormone games

[@jackychen6261]

“And Nix loses her favourite fingers, if you know what i mean” That got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

[@mclegomods6402]

I don't understand.

[@Calilou52]

@@mclegomods6402 you must be too young

[@mclegomods6402]

@@Calilou52 Middle fingers?

[@jackychen6261]

@@mclegomods6402 before i answer your question, how old are you first?

[@Aquila98]

Virgin Detected

[@sonicitnyre]

I didn’t know this was an actual movie, I thought the actual Harry Potter actor went insane and I just didn’t care.

[@fairytailfan160]

Wtf😂

[@jackgooge9538]

Honestly when I saw that one meme from this movie i just thought Daniel had turned to crack and was high on something

[@lunchbox1553]

@@jackgooge9538 I didn't realize that meme was a whole movie, I thought it was just him fooling around.

[@drachepumpernickel7056]

@@jackgooge9538 Dude, the guy seems to really like making weird off the wall movies. I direct your attention to a little film called "Swiss Army Man"

[@BritishTightEnd]

🤣🤣🤣 my guy this will be prince harry one Megan has finished turning him into an american

[@tomasalexandrugrigore5770]

The thumbnail already evolved so many times I cant believe it

[@RubykonCubes3668]

Same

[@dainvisibulman]

you are not me but i am you

[@mayorbeetlejuice4841]

Isn’t there also one where Harry Potter becomes a devil

[@MinuteMovies1]

Yeah I'll cover all his movies at some point

[@trashbin7800]

That one was sick, I just found this channel and am Loving it!

[@gerardomacias7370]

Harry dies and becomes a farting human size Swiss Army Knife.

[@arandomduckwithinternet.8412]

@@MinuteMovies1 now this movie is it Harry Potter transferred to American school

[@nickolausvanhoy1844]

Horns

[@rooftopkilroy]

I constantly cringed because Daniel never kept his fingers off the triggers.

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

I think he can't, that's why he missfires sometimes

[@kobimitchell7807]

He literally can't take them off

[@kobimitchell7807]

And he's some random guy who wakes up with guns for hands, he wouldn't know how to fucking use one properly

[@cr1ms0n8bit7]

@@kobimitchell7807 r/whooosh

[@jayzeablaze]

@@cr1ms0n8bit7 there was no joke

[@p00ps1clepeeppee6]

Even though he got so little screentime, the homeless guy was iconic. I'd love to see a sequel

[@LayZig]

i love that its your voice, and the commentary on all your stuff has me on my ass. keep it up!

[@carlosrvra]

I really enjoy these role choices Radcliffe makes. Some bold, original, sometimes really out there stuff! And Samara Weaving as Nix!! AND Murray from FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS as Glenjamin!!!

[@NathanKura]

I cant believe this is Harry potter but he is a muggle

[@tomnorton4277]

Wait, Nix was Samara Weaving? I didn't recognise her even though she's basically Margot Robbie's clone.

[@tggaming364]

he didnt even read the full script the part where he had to piss with the guns was what made him want to have this role and i agree i think we all would take that role after readin that part

[@lukedavis5727]

Another fan of Rhys Darby I see 👀 How do ya feel about Our Flag Means Death?

[@Ant-tb8jj]

Man I love that your not a robot and you tell jokes so this is for you 👑

[@MinuteMovies1]

Thanks! I put my soul into these

[@andrejackson36]

@@MinuteMovies1 is that a horcrux joke? Lol

[@MinuteMovies1]

It is now, clever!

[@iposhi2Videos]

a more calmer version of high boi lol

[@a2guy72]

Movie called ?

[@ligma5058]

Dude you deserve a Nobel price for taste of humor and ability to make a movie recap more fun!

[@k.2167]

thumbnail : "Ron I'm telling you these are better than wands" -Harry Potter

[@SSenorChicken]

"Back to Nix, Luck strikes when a baggie of her... Gamer Fuel falls out, she eats it with her nose, and levels up" XD

[@geekgold3832]

6:08 "The ever loyal Hadley commits what can only be decribed as a war crime" Shoots nerf gun Everyone in the world: *GASP*

[@real_schmiggle]

"They turned my mans into edward gunhands" That got me dying

[@benane_fan]

Same

[@erinboateng5961]

“His inner 50 shades of gray” Me➡️💀➡️🪦

[@Kevin-jb2pv]

Man, Daniel Radcliffe just keeps starring in all these absolute trash movies. And I keep fucking loving them to death.

[@hondshoven8477]

The dude made bank with Harry Potter and now he's just living his best life, playing in some of the dumbest yet most fun films, I'm kinda envious

[@futureddude4250]

@@hondshoven8477 I mean it’s a good way, do what sounds fun not money making

[@ekoms1355]

This movie was cringy when I watched this. But this guy made the whole movie seem better then it was.

[@chad6034]

@@ekoms1355 I only loved Daniel Radcliffe

[@andrewyork3869]

Honestly I think this would have been a better video game then movie. Granted that is just fortnight to a point....

[@dig6363]

8:42, a true legend passed that night.

[@AGuardCap]

“Nix loses her favorite fingers if you know what I mean?” I couldn’t stop crying for 10minutes. Couldn’t stabilize 😂

[@gutmood147]

She said that herself in the movie

[@Zymo3614]

This is absolutely the best Movie Recap channel EVER

[@slueepy1232]

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here's why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead. Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it. Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12. And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it's because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal. Now I know what you're going to say: "But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!" Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger? Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova. Imagine Harry out in the woods, wearing his invisibility cloak, carrying a .50bmg Barrett, turning Deatheaters into pink mist, scratching a lightning bolt into his rifle stock for each kill. I don't think Madam Pomfrey has any spells that can scrape your brains off of the trees and put you back together after something like that. Voldemort's wand may be 13.5 inches with a Phoenix-feather core, but Harry's would be 0.50 inches with a tungsten core. Let's see Voldy wave his at 3,000 feet per second. Better hope you have some Essence of Dittany for that sucking chest wound. I can see it now...Voldemort roaring with evil laughter and boasting to Harry that he can't be killed, since he is protected by seven Horcruxes, only to have Harry give a crooked grin, flick his cigarette butt away, and deliver what would easily be the best one-liner in the entire series: "Well then I guess it's a good thing my 1911 holds 7+1." And that is why Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

[@goppy390]

wow that's a lot of words

[@somethingenthusiast]

This is the most American thing ever

[@careychurchillkenarthur5478]

Makes a lot of sense... I love it

[@joeysonofander7479]

Ironically, a Wizard named Harry does carry a gun-magic users don’t expect other magic users to have guns. Of course, Harry Dresden exploits that lack of forethoight ruthlessly…

[@Polifem88]

You're a god damn poet.

[@thejaedonicempire5575]

“Master has given Dobby a glock”

[@AverageAwesomeDude]

this is too good

[@startstepvr]

"Dobby is Free..." **National Anthem starts playing**

[@maxinesenior596]

@@startstepvr which one?

[@shatdharsanamuttamkumar775]

@@maxinesenior596 Communist of course.....

[@startstepvr]

@@maxinesenior596 American national anthem but I guess any work lmao

[@TechnoGlowStick]

The crazy part about all this, is that it looks like a movie that you can actually take seriously! When I saw the thumb nail, I was all like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's still Hogwarts." But I don't even see him as Harry Potter...

[@EphyPinkman]

bro i just read your titles and im already dying laughing, you my dude got me commenting on ever video of yours, if you ever come to berlin, drinks & guestlist to technoclubs are on me ;) 124/10 Content, love it!

[@MinuteMovies1]

Thanks, bless up

[@toadfrommario943]

“I'm trying, I'm trying to sleep But I can't, but I can't, when you all have Guns for hands, yeah” wow that song fits quite well with this movie

[@bounty1368]

Good equipment tho

[@hyperxd790]

I knew I would have come across a comment like this lol

[@Billy-nn8lo]

General Kenobi, what a good taste in music

[@stuckonaslide]

daniel radcliffe: does anything as an actor everyone: haha look at harry go

[@frds_skce]

That's the curse of being child actor

[@pcwprocombatwrestling3255]

2:14 that's not salt- that's cra- you know what, never mind.

[@thedeathmatchrun2366]

"Nix adjust his chakras, then bust his balls" that sentence just gave pure pain to me

[@evanpastor7305]

the look on his face when he's holding his guns just screams "I'm losing my fucking mind"

[@FIRSTLAST-fj9qs]

At this point, - "Daniel Radcliffe" should legally just change his name to Harry Potter

[@0Nyanii]

quotations

[@Itwasnme]

Sorry man this one looks good, gonna have to watch the actual movie first

[@newtfigton8795]

I love how he calls all the viewers sick degenerates for watching Skizm, but then takes it over for himself.

[@MinuteMovies1]

No he hunts them down at the end

[@JohnnyNagaSins]

@@MinuteMovies1 You're the foooking GOAT mate, love your commentary.

[@SirToaster9330]

Harry Potter and Guns Akimbo are a perfect representation of first-graders on their first day of school and college kids on graduation day

[@SirToaster9330]

@jakeisadumbass not unless you live in states with no shootings

[@Psyga315]

This movie's plot feels like it could be an anime.

[@siesaber6283]

true

[@nyfexsolos]

dont

[@3bodYking99]

@@nyfexsolos don't what? Is there something wrong with anime? Anime is just like any cartoon or TV series or movies, just Japanese

[@arigatiu]

Seems like Mirai Nikki but with fire guns

[@siesaber6283]

@@nyfexsolos you don’t

[@noar2171]

Harry Potter: And the Chamber is loaded

[@throtlejpn5089]

“It will blow your face off and make you more sad”