Harry Potter literally makes no sense...

[@hemlock9026]

Fun fact: in the first book it mentions that Fred and George got detention for throwing snowballs at the back of Quirrell's turban, so that means they hit o'l Voldy in the face with snowballs

[@kadorin7037]

watching “avpm” [a very potter musical] made me cackle how hard it must have been for moldevort to live in squirrel’s head. taking showers, drinking and eating, sleeping [not that way teehee], and basically every daily independent human task must be difficult when you have the dark lord mooching on you on the back of your head. i bet moldevort must have ranted to squirrel about it “QUIRREL” “y- yes my lord?” “okay, get over the dark lord. we’re there. we’ve reached that point. did you notice the snowballs hitting on me?!” “that sounds wrong.” “I KNOW THAT-”

[@paristhefirefly5998]

i think bakugou and Draco are brother's lol

[@mantis8351]

Oh god your right-

[@leahh4467]

OL’ VOLDY???????!!!!!!

[@leahh4467]

@@kadorin7037 MOLDEVORT WHAT ARE THESE NICKNAMES

[@valentina7666]

I think Hermione acts like that at the beginning because she's from a muggle family and wants to fit in too much, so she have to prove everyone that she's good as the ones from wizard families.

[@dharmeshchauhan7600]

@Treat People With Kindness // yep you are right

[@alexryan5361]

True

[@darlenebuck9912]

Hermione went from a know it all to fiesty teenager willing to fight back and throw punches,she matured through out the years.

[@itabow5770]

Im ur 699th like

[@moony-pictures]

Yeah in the books that is just sort of her main personality

[@_ishanaa_]

"looks like you're going to be a TikToker" I legit died

[@aquaclouds8282]

TMF fan!

[@leereginayurman448]

Did u go to the wrong bathroom?

[@_ishanaa_]

@@aquaclouds8282 yes!

[@aylii]

l u k e x z a n d e r

[@bella-bc4sp]

omg same lmfaoo

[@Ashfold_Eberesche]

Also, I totally agree with the whole 'if you hadn't read the books, this makes no sense' argument. Like watch Movie 5. I SWEAR that if you had never read the books, that movie is just a string of things happening for 2 hours. Also, they somehow made the LONGEST BOOK into the SHORTEST MOVIE. It's madness.

[@adminbosskiller4010]

Eh second shortest, but i agree

[@MarieAnne.]

I haven't seen the movies in a while, but I do remember that one of the movies (likely Order of the Phoenix as you mention) seemed to me to be just a bunch of disjointed scenes, and thinking that if I hadn't read the book, I'd be totally lost.

[@graciecat7389]

I thought Deathly Hallows was the longest.

[@opheliablossom9171]

Yeah I watched movies before reading the books and in the 3rd movie because we weren't told about James being an animagus and weren't told that the patronus took the form of an animal I was like why the hell does harry think his father is a deer that it wasn't but it looked like a deer to me😂😂

[@JonathanElliotMay]

@@graciecat7389surprisingly chamber of secrets is the longest film

[@lenaschiettecatte3592]

"Millennials who's entire personality is just based on a book series they read when they were 10" - Alex Meyers, 2020

[@inessuinaga3343]

I’m legit triggered

[@bismutfan2211]

Can't deny that this is a little true

[@johnnydollar579]

Thank God I had more interests as a kid.

[@MrJackfaire]

He does know he's a millennial right?

[@nightwishisthegreatestband6355]

I have no regrets and I read them in my early teens

[@derincelik6529]

dumbledore: It lives in your very skin. pottery: what is it dumbledore: acne

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

What?

[@derincelik6529]

InLoveWithThat Panda instead of love he says acne cause acne...skin yeah

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

"Teenage angst... give it a few years."

[@itzzcatra7847]

Lmao

[@shitshowslitlow3744]

P̠ o̠ t̠ t̠ e̠ r̠ y̠

[@heyyoga7515]

Dudley: *exists* Alex: “Over here we have the perfect example of why I got a vasectomy”

[@Bumble-bee_]

Yikes. That was so personal.

[@nellio3981]

I wonder if that's true 😂

[@HankiMaus]

@@nellio3981 Me too!🤭🤣 He can’t just blurt that out and not clarify...😂🙈

[@eijdsjns8602]

Yes that was a joke from the video

[@tanuk2614]

Dude💀

[@hakianabenioni9666]

Props to Lilly Potter. Apparently the ONLY parent in the wizarding World who loved her kid. Otherwise everybody would have love powers and a natural immunity to death.

[@vikkran401]

You conveniently forgot the part where you need to literally sacrifice your life willingly for that magic to work... Edit: Besides that, faulting any series based on it’s premise is stupid because litterly every protagonist in every story is someone who happen to be in a rare/strange circumstances. That’s what sets the main plot in motion and starts their character arc.

[@donkekung4150]

@@vikkran401 It's not that rare to be honest

[@vikkran401]

@@donkekung4150 How is that not a rare circumstance?

[@donkekung4150]

@@vikkran401 Parents are willing to die for their offspring, it's a common genetic thing. In poor countries or periods of war, just like in harry potter, almost everywhere is a high risk of danger, including children which increase the chance of parents sacrificing themselves for the child's life..

[@therpgerer]

@@donkekung4150 it's not the dying to save her child part that activated the protection. Sacrificial love only works if the person willingly chooses to die when explicitly given the option to live. Voldemort offered Lily the chance to step aside and live and she still picked death. How many parents do you know are given the option to be spared by their killers? Voldemort wasn't exactly merciful. in other words, had he showed up, she stood up to him, he killed her, and then proceeded to cast the killing curse on Harry... that would be the end of the book, Harry dies, V man wins. Instead he repeatedly asked her to step aside, she refused knowing it was a death sentence, ergo sacrificial protection for Harry. It's the same reason Harry can come back to life after the incident in the forest. His blood, and by extension his mother's protection, is inside Voldemort. So when Harry WILLINGLY chooses to walk into the forest to meet Voldemort, KNOWING he will die, the protection activates and his blood in Voldemort keeps him tethered(a luvcrux if you will)

[@dilara1476]

"a school for millennials whose entire personality is based on a book series they read when they were ten" i feel attacked

[@carolinasarah3647]

I was actually 15 and a sophomore in high school in 2001 when it came out. lol

[@mehwishmanha9250]

Is Percy Jackson one of those series?

[@DevinEMILE]

I Saw this video and i was like well based on his last videos. This is a brave choice.

[@maximoons8977]

HARRYYY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIREEE???!!!!! -dumbledore asked calmly

[@LucianUchiha]

I look at Richard Harris as the actual Dumbledore, the wise one with good intentions and a kindly, grandfatherly demeanor and Michael Gambon as the "Greater Good" Dumbledore prevalent in fanfiction.

[@fleacam6426]

Classic

[@xFolkmore]

we’re triggered

[@starberry9198]

Carrrrrllllllll

[@-t0ad-465]

Lol- true

[@Natalie-zo5kh]

There's a whole scene where Harry is jumping and trying to get a letter from the hundreds of one's flying around when he could have picked up any of the one's on the floor 😭

[@laurenc4138]

I was like 9 when it came out and thought “jeez just bend over” lol

[@Antisocietyrules91]

Reasons why Harry isn't in Ravenclaw 😂

[@NeedANewName]

@@dany9276 and we have to believe that he is supposed to be able to catch the snitch playing quiditch...

[@thesilverprincess]

And Figg says they told her he was intelligent...

[@gideoniskemp]

This thread is hilarious 😆

[@linkoln579521]

I think it's weird how his aunt was like, "I'm gonna torture this kid his whole life just because my sister was better than me," and his uncle, who was not related to Harry's family besides marring his aunt was like "this seems fair"

[@meowmachine9147]

They were both messed up people who took their issues out on a child, which makes them even more messed up

[@TumblinWeeds]

If I recall correctly the books say that the aunt and uncle are a perfect match made in heaven. Both extremely mediocre people who can’t stand to see anything unusual or extraordinary. That’s exactly why they paired up and they both hate Harry for the same reason. In fact the aunt actually has residual love for Harry stemming from her sister. The uncle hates Harry through and through on principle alone.

[@idk56742]

@@TumblinWeeds well the main reason that harrys uncle hates harry is becuse before harry was born lily and james meet harrys aunt and uncle. During this meeting james said things that made harry's unlce think he was making fun of him. This caused harrys uncle to hate james and then hate harry bc he looks so much like james.

[@NoName-mi8js]

And Albus Dumblebore was like, "I should leave this baby with this people, but not actually leave it with them, but leave it at their door stop, on a cold November night."

[@atlasofdysphoria]

I was literally taken in by my aunt too and she was just like petunia, with her son being always cared for and me being told I’m “not really a part of the family”. Ironically, her husband really loved me and tried to undo all that shit by telling me how much he wanted me and loved me but he worked afternoon/nights so I only saw him on the weekend. He had no idea the level of abuse his wife threw at me. Good men can be blinded by bad women just as much as women are blinded by bad men. I’m not making excuses, he just wasn’t aware until I was older.

[@JT-ic9cz]

"19 years ago" really wasn't ready for that

[@nanalove3819]

Me neither. I feel so old now.

[@SnozBerryQueen]

It happens fast so just say fuck it and live. Im not even old like that and already see that's so very true.

[@TrollLulCats]

@@SnozBerryQueen time goes by faster and faster. A year when you are 16 is about equal to a month when you are 50. We will all die soon.

[@scottrobinson9334]

I know, the fact I was grown when hp came out really hit me hard, I can't believe I spent like 5 years judging the movie before I watched it then ran out of stuff to read so I read the first book and got hooked

[@slevinchannel7589]

6:20-4:40: We get the difference between real spells (Latin) and made-up spells (Houdini) and very quickly afterwards, we get Hagrid saying "Forward!!" to get the boots moving. Its amazing how everyone but me needed decades to figure out a magical beast, the sea kraken, is pulling those. It took decades and a big Harry Potter KZbinr making this Theory that i realized "Oh! This wasnt obvious and common knowledge? Well..."

[@teeny13021]

"Harry's able to vanish things with his mind but never does that again." This is explained in book 3, young magical children tend to do accidental magic when their emotions are hightened, it's actually commented on earlier than 3 (Neville and his uncle who shoved him out a 3rd story window but he ends up bouncing) but it's only directly addressed in 3 when Harry inflates his aunt Marge. There is wandless magic but it's explained to be I believe something they learn in their last year of wizarding school, at least in Britain, Africa I believe doesn't even train with wands and all learn to use wandless magic.

[@chriskimball5785]

Pretty sure it was a joke O-O

[@andurilcuivie]

Wandless magic = uncontrolled magic (unless you are very advanced)

[@shambooee]

If you watch the history of ilvermorny from movieflame they explain that before ilvermorny, there really weren't any wand users either

[@john-maryknight2012]

@@shambooee As someone who knows nothing about Harry Potter, that sentence sounds like gibberish.

[@MiniMeags]

@@john-maryknight2012 me, Someone who knows a lot about the franchise it makes complete sense lol

[@acatthatlookslikehitler1277]

Harry: the Boy Who Lived Draco: the boy who has countless fanfics.

[@deft9183]

Harry and Draco: The boys who lived to have countless fanfics

[@mackenziekaiser2814]

@@deft9183 nahh harry doesn’t have nearly as many as draco lol

[@deft9183]

@@mackenziekaiser2814 true tho

[@myhnam7980]

dont forget them drarry fics

[@thedarkstar6082]

Arguably the same thing

[@roodeysilversupergamingbro428]

In that second scene you mentioned, it explains that strange or magical things happen when a wizard or witch get's very angry and the magic inside them get's out of control, plus you have to be very experienced and powerful to do wandless or nonverbal or both spells and characters like Dumbledore do it multiple times throughout the movie, wands just let the less powerful and even the powerful focus and control the magic.

[@DarthFennec]

"The school headmaster, Dumbledore, has a few words to say." Words like nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak. Oh wait that's not in the movie for some reason, I forgot.

[@xblade149]

Lol that takes me back the ps1 harry potter

[@thesilverprincess]

Honestly WHY LEAVE THAT OUT IT WOULD TAKE 10 SECONDS

[@inessuinaga3343]

They also forgot peeves, I’m peeved about that Pun

[@Sarah-hj4jj]

And he was a bit mad. I just started reading the first book.

[@jackson.077]

finally a BOOK reader, i thought i was a nerd!

[@anushraz]

"You think you're much more attractive than you actually are and have no redeemable personality traits what so ever. Looks like you're gonna be a TikToker." I died.

[@choutzuyu8915]

i didnt know expect that ROAST

[@SR-pw6pi]

😂🤣🤣🤣 I just watched it and read your comment.

[@iamtedii4493]

Lol

[@LeadingMole058]

Fun fact Kings Cross station had signs posted around platforms 9 and 10 telling people not to run into the pillars.

[@mariaposadasilva2170]

Cute 😂

[@ramishamatin525]

That is clever lol they know how stupid ppl are😂😂

[@Никодя]

@@ramishamatin525 I'm sure children are running into this wall. I would.

[@apetnamedsteve4406]

@@Никодя I would be like: *This sign doesn’t matter to me because I can’t read!*

[@ramishamatin525]

@@Никодя tbh me too 😂😂

[@donovan1345]

The mirror scene would have been so much more dark if it showed us Dumbledore's deepest, darkest, wish. lol.

[@michelleh.5225]

What would it be?

[@arvind.surwase]

Didnt he want to get all the 3 deathly hallows to bring back his sister ariana

[@JohnSmith-iw1wd]

@@michelleh.5225 Being reunited with his family again.

[@psyborgsyntax4440]

Getting took to pound town johnnny depp/mads mikklesen 😅

[@cordleil2747]

They imply what he might have seen. It makes more sense after half blood prince in the deathly hallows......He saw his family.

[@not-so-happypappypatton]

Harry, Ron, and Hermione: Go to Hagrid’s after hours Their punishment: Go with Hagrid after hours . . . into the Forbidden Forest

[@xxxEmstarxxx]

You saw Dylan Is In Trouble's video ey?

[@slevinchannel7589]

So this guy has not read the book and therefore knows shit, but gets 8800+ comments? Yeah, thanks youtube.

[@Xehanort10]

"We'll punish you by....making you do exactly what we're punishing you for doing." Hogwarts.

[@teddyn240]

In the book it was because the trio were out after bed getting harries dragon out of the castle. Also instead of Ron there was Neville. EDIT: Sorry I misspelled Hagrid, auto correct sucks.

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@teddyn240 Read your own comment. And then get what you did wrong.

[@moondreamer1677]

Quirrell: "TROLL IN THE DUNGEON" Dumbledore: "All prefects take your houses back to their common rooms." Slytherin common room: *in the dungeons* (Edit: and hufflepuff)

[@Bunnys124578]

The Hufflepuff common room is in the dungeons too

[@matxalenc8410]

That's how you know Dumbledore definitely didn't like Slytherin.

[@moondreamer1677]

tbh 90% of the time Dumbledore was only looking out for gryffindor

[@gaesimp__]

Lol

[@nainye5148]

@@moondreamer1677 no actually salazar slytherin decided that himself

[@itamarnoam2981]

“Slytherin for future politicians”😂😂

[@Moonlight-hc2hx]

I really don't know what that says about me but I ended up in Slytherin but I don't really pay attention to politicians at all

[@Arndulf]

@@Moonlight-hc2hx Buzzfeed doesn't count

[@k1ng_chr1s628]

@@Moonlight-hc2hx same

[@CammyAlwaysWins]

Why it has to be politicians? Ambitious ppl aim for other career goals besides politics.

[@LetsWIN.]

I love it as a Slytherin 🤣🤣🤣

[@colleenrittenhouse5417]

"Ravenclaw for the emo goths" Hermione almost got placed in ravenclaw. I can't even imagine Hermione being EMO

[@hackman669]

Ron in the films is most definitely a pot head... I mean Hufflepuff!!! 😁😀🙂

[@alim.9801]

​@@hackman669 😂😂

[@hackman669]

@@alim.9801 I would gladly join the Hufflepuffs!!! 🐲🐉🐪💦💯🍀

[@integza]

Finally you decided to go after a big one I'm a little too excited about this

[@dontask9000]

Me too

[@Digglesisdead]

Yep

[@thegigiburnham]

DO ALL 7 IF YOU CAN DO RIVER DALE YOU CAN DO HARRY POTTER

[@cactus4509]

Sameeee 😅

[@yuumisanada2803]

Hey...... Integza.

[@pastlesandfish]

"The first movie came out 19 years ago - just let me die." Man, I felt that.

[@sparrowskeleton1831]

I was a kid and I felt that. I remember watching Sorcerer’s Stone on VHS.

[@clover8578]

was I the only one who didn't know this movie was made in 2001??? Lmao

[@ElzariusUnity]

I have a tape with it. TAPE. I was so EXITED TO GO WITH MY MOM TO BUY IT!!

[@brandonsmith3387]

@@ElzariusUnity I watched HP: SS so much when I was a kid, my uncle also have it burned on the computer. The memories :,)

[@kagome1303]

@@sparrowskeleton1831 i read the book before the movie came out, so hearing it's been 19 years since the first movie made me feel ancient. I started reading the books when there were just two or three out, before 2000. I was like 6 or 7.

[@vixxstarlight5408]

Alex woke up today and had self-destruction on his mind

[@Rockybalba]

Wut

[@huntsclan001]

"TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!!" "Sounds safe to send the slytherins to their common room in the dungeons."

[@nadiarocha-sersanti2422]

Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived Draco Malfoy: The Boy Who Inspires Fanfiction

[@sarahammer6970]

Absolutely

[@aspensastrology7964]

Drarry

[@maevejohnson4516]

Why is this so true......

[@maevejohnson4516]

@@aspensastrology7964 yass!!!

[@queenoffrance6397]

That's actually how I decided I want to be a writer. Shitty Draco Malfoy fanfiction on a shitty Wattpad rip off. I wrote like maybe 50 pages and then gave up though.

[@BMoney8600]

“Slytherin for future politicians” couldn’t have said it better myself

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

Lol

[@abnerambler3077]

I doesnt have to it's non fiction

[@elliekate376]

i’m a slytherin and i’m interested in politics lmao

[@alannii1182]

I hate politics lol

[@gabbymeaney6648]

when u a slytherin 😛

[@alchemy5750]

Ron in the books: Harry's most reliable best friend who shows him around the wizarding world. Ron in the movies: Comic relief Ron in the Harry Potter games: A halfwit idiot with an obsession for beans.

[@abby5495]

“A bEAN!”

[@ThePanggabi]

I'm ExAuStEd!

[@abby5495]

@@ThePanggabi hell yeah another person of the cult

[@NupurIyer]

bEAnS!😂😂

[@alchemy5750]

Ron: That day wore me out, Harry! I'm off to bed! Harry: But... I mean... it's like, 10 AM, and... Game: END YOUR DAY, HARRY! TIME TO SLEEP!

[@TheAmazingColeBrookstone]

16:37 was so funny. I was also laughing while he said, "So turns out Harry beat the evil wizard man with the power of love."

[@maee1507]

I'll quote a classic: "It makes more sense in the manga"

[@aliasghargondal3787]

O H M Y

[@choutzuyu8915]

@Killua_xx i see you have a profile picture of Tanjiro Kamado. I see you're a man of culture

[@padmeamidala3331]

@@choutzuyu8915 indeed he is.

[@melissaklason1527]

Dudeee

[@miniko_artsy]

*Tokyo Ghoul in a nutshell*

[@mushmello526]

Madam Hooch: "When I whistle you fly" Also Madam Hooch: *whistles* Neville: *flies* Madam Hooch: "MR LONGBOTTOM!"

[@terezacervenakova3512]

You have no idea how long this bugged me... He did what she asked for, and did it right. He wait for that whistle and then slowly flew up... In the books he flew up too soon, using too much force shooting up way too fast, which, i agree was a little bit dangerous...

[@FarrahKeks]

@@terezacervenakova3512 so basically: Book: YEET! Movie: What are you doing?! Even though you're doing that what I asked you to do!

[@firefox5682]

Rewatch the movie. She told them to push off the ground then land back immediately. Neville flew too high.

[@mushmello526]

@@firefox5682 But her reaction time was way too fast. Neville just hovered and she already called him out for that

[@solarkt]

IKRRR

[@xXPenguinHDXxash]

All of the potterheads are readying their wands

[@AS-hv7rx]

Yup

[@leov1998]

True potterheads know he is right

[@suoutubez19]

if anyone still calls themselves a potterhead in 2020, they get the side eye

[@tvds8350]

MEEEE

[@wutdahellboi8759]

Please, please Dont paraphrase it that way

[@Wythilogical]

For anyone who doesn't know yet, the reason Rons first spell in the movie to turn his pet rat yellow doesn't work is because the rat is actually a polymorphed human, which you know in the later movies as Peter Petigrew, of course everyone whos seen all the movies knows he is the rat, but most people don't realize that that is the reason behind this spell not working. Ron probably could very easily have done the spell on a normal rat and looked very cool doing so... or not haha.

[@loveladii69]

Buddy chill out even tho I constantly read spoilers you are legit negative inf popular and this is why

[@miriamjclark14]

You shouldn't spoil it. Some people might not have read it yet

[@graciecat7389]

No one in Harry Potter has successfully done a spell by rhyming. Everyone does magic either by saying a word or by thinking about what they are trying to do.

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

@@miriamjclark14 its 2023..... you seriously have no bloody clue of anything like that?

[@Dazai1_0samu]

@@miriamjclark14 that’s like saying “Don’t tell me what hitler did! I wanna know all by myself,” at a documentary This is a review!

[@mars8504]

Harry: literally kills a teacher Dumbledore: 10 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

[@jammingwithjonno3567]

😂

[@zylah-rose4969]

Well, in the books he didn’t kill anyone lol, he was just unconscious the whole time...

[@neha3157]

But the teacher tried to kill him in the first place sooo.....

[@drm1417]

I’d say it’s more of self defense but yeah idk

[@stanbtsforaclearskin]

Well, the teacher had Voldemort in his back and tried to kill him, Harry saved his own life and practically the whole school of Voldemort xd

[@miriguyunari]

"...he defeats him, by touching his face?" I died LOL XD

[@confused159]

Well it would if he was in lockdown/covid

[@witchfromschool9154]

Harry had a protection by her mother lily when she died she sacrificed herself for his son making a love protection and then when Voldemort tried to kill Harry but failed because of his protection now a part of Voldemort living inside him making Harry a hocrux, that's why Quirell died when he tried to Kill Voldemort because Voldemort was living inside of him....

[@caseyhall2320]

Yeah, that whole scene never made sense to me, lol.

[@izzieluv]

Snape definitely asked Lily, "where's my hug" at some point.

[@lenajolly5974]

omg LMAOOO

[@prothalium1543]

Before I commented, why did you have 139 likes, but only one comment? Why did no one else comment?

[@Idk38193]

Yeah bet it was just an offscreen thing

[@SoybeanInTheMilk]

@@prothalium1543 that’s not even that many likes. Why are replies Important?

[@rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154]

Profesor Nice Guy

[@Damariobros]

In the book there was a troll, and a room with three poisons, two cups of alcohol, one potion to proceed and one to go back, and a riddle, both of which were left out of the movie. The troll was already knocked out by Quirrel, but it was a much much bigger troll than the one on Halloween so they wouldn't have been able to get past it. Hermione took quite a long time to figure out the riddle. Those flying keys could probably kill you by all impaling you, so anyone less than a once-a-century seeker or someone able to overpower or undo the key's enchantments wouldn't be able to get past it. The chess board is deadly. If Ron wasn't on a piece that already existed he'd have been killed; you had to play Chess in such a way as you not only checkmate White's King but also so that YOU, AS A PIECE, survive. Not easy at all. The Devil's Snare is simple enough but only if you know what you're dealing with and know how to survive it. Fluffy is an obstacle you can only get past if you're either a freakishly powerful wizard or know how to put it to sleep. The Mirror of Erised is most genius, and frankly, Dumbledore could have just had the mirror out in some random corridor and the Stone would be safe by virtue of nobody even knowing of the Stone's existence, as well as the fact that Dumbledore probably didn't tell even the staff about his protections. The trapdoor and all protections beyond it would have just been a giant, deadly red herring with a fake Stone at the end.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

This bringing us back to the conversation of if Dumbledore was putting Harry in danger on purpose.

[@HayleyClaire]

Snape was probably one of those “where’s my hug” type of guys. Oh my god. Best description I’ve ever heard.

[@alexorr5772]

i think saying "used to" was giving him too much credit, he maintains that energy all through his adulthood until the 7th book.

[@Rakshiir]

Snape was propably the best character in the movies, just because of the actor. Hell I miss the guy, such a great actor...

[@thatbooknerdoverthere7899]

Snape a... Where's my hug kind of guy? AH-AHAHAHAHA! Lol excuse me while I laugh off into the sunset, because literally Snape is the kind of guy who would run away all his life and into his grave in order to AVOID any kind of physical contact whatsoever, especially WhErE's mY HuG AdUlTs when he was little (and ofc when he was adult, how creepy would it be to have adults who go "where's my hug" with other adults :/ )

[@elizabethashley42]

@@thatbooknerdoverthere7899 Right? Snape was like a Whole Panic about being touched. Lockheart was the "Where's my hug?!" guy.

[@SahrishRawra]

Snape was definitely ‘where’s my hug’ with Lily. But yes, otherwise he probably hated being touched.

[@camzilla_does_music834]

When I first heard his description of ravenclaws I was like "naw" , then I looked at my music and I was like, "Darn"

[@yds_joshuakj806]

Damn

[@sarahsa1340]

Lol SAMEEEEEE! 😂

[@jessisamess05]

Same here!

[@evelynmontenegro1015]

Alex: "this is the dumbest sport of all time". People who play quidditch running around with brooms in real life: "oh no, he didn't".

[@theresaalbert3915]

Personally I think the "muggle version" of Quidditch makes more sense than the original, at least in some aspects. The Snitch for example is not so overpowered and if a team lies behind they protect the Snitch from being caught, which creates a very interesting and entertaining dynamic

[@nirast2561]

It is! The game wasn't created to be fair and balanced, it was created to put the spotlight on Harry.

[@lupicalmoon]

*Oliver wood is quaking*

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Lmao

[@PHSDM104]

A seeker can catch the Snitch and still lose. Krum showed that in the fourth book. It just ends the game.

[@invidatauro8922]

10:39 The idea (not shown well in the books) is that it's damn near impossible to catch the snitch and most games go on for several hours with the seekers doing next to nothing for most of it. It could've definitely been written better though, maybe like 10-20 points per score just to make the other players matter a bit more and maybe decrease the snitch to like 100 points.

[@kinggl0ver9]

A goal is worth 10 points

[@bradyparsons7762]

“A school for millennials whose entire personality is based on a book series they read when they were ten” That may be the most accurate summary of the potter fandom I’ve ever seen.

[@puddleduck1405]

haha and the GENZs

[@tathoiclassicalindianbollywood]

I smell a story idea! hahaha

[@Randumbasian147]

Bruh

[@bangitybangbabang]

I can't even argue. I'm 26 and still consider myself a slytherin

[@truffeltroll6668]

@@puddleduck1405 i hope not

[@redkitty7511]

“If you use the wrong bathroom, you’ll probably die.” That’s true cuz Moaning Mrytle died when she went in the wrong bathroom.

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

It's the girls lavatory, what's wrong about going there? It's just that no one knew that Salazar Slytherin kept his horrifying pet under the sink of the "GIRL'S" lavatory... Slytherin is such a creep

[@KayterinMaimay]

@@inlovewiththatpanda1532 agreed

[@luck5849]

That name kinda sus😂😂

[@rebeccacarras]

Yep. 100%. So true.

[@arandomuser9459]

Technically she was in the right one. Just at the worst possible time.

[@glennesware2205]

The fact that he says “A Diagon Alley” like it’s an object

[@TheFlinchyDinosaur]

There are 53 Diagon Alleys in the wizarding world, 5 of them are red light districts

[@glennesware2205]

@@TheFlinchyDinosaur Well, yes, but everyone calls it “Diagon Alley” in the series so I was just pointing it out cause it sounds funny as “A Diagon Alley”

[@anni-qx4eb]

LMAO IKR

[@sofipbn]

​@Hannah Lapthorne what on earth does that has to do with anything?

[@StrangerBlocks]

@Hannah Lapthorne bruh

[@shauncollinson4393]

It's so strange to look back and know Snape was helping and trying to save Harry everytime.they thought he was trying to kill him.

[@Wildflowwerr]

No way he just laughed like that after saying “dumbasadoor”😂😂

[@saanvichilkuri8562]

it is actually dumbaldoor

[@bertadellasala3258]

I died at the muggle hat part LMAO "Looks like you're going to be a tik toker*

[@chrisrockett5897]

I'd actually need that. I know, I'm probably not gonna be classified in Tik-Toker, but I'd probably somewhere in Discord user or coomer.

[@Gina-tr9if]

@@chrisrockett5897 A discord user is way better than a Tik toker...just remember that

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@Gina-tr9if Oh okay, that's good. I think if there was a muggle sorting hat, I think the sorting will be classified by Wojaks, Pill Philosophy, what music you listen to, what social media you consume, etc.

[@Gina-tr9if]

@@chrisrockett5897 That's a pretty neat idea actually

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@Gina-tr9if Yep.

[@fullmetaltheorist]

"Slytherin for future politicans." *I had to play that twice*

[@dylanborely5781]

if it was me I would've said jack asses

[@emilylemas8070]

Guess I should switch my major because I'm not a Slytherin

[@woro8856]

@@dylanborely5781 same

[@Author.Noelle.Alexandria]

The Hufflepuff line is the one that made me have to pause from laughing.

[@Kitty12476]

Quidditch is actually pretty interesting as a sport. Because in the books youll see that the seekers at the beginning of the game both compete super hard to catch the snitch / prevent the other seeker from catching it, but once there are points on the board its all about catching it at the right time. Like if your team is down 160 points, then catching the snitch literally makes you lose.

[@tilerh17]

Yes, but if you're down 16 goals, you deserve to lose. You only need to catch the snitch before the other team scores 15 times. Not even that, you need to catch the snitch before the other team scores 15 times more than your team. Like, in American Football, if the opposing team scored 14 field goals in a row for 42 points, but then you got a perfect picture of Pikachu for 45 points and just ended the game, completely invalidating the other team's utter dominance over yours, that would make for a pretty stupid game

[@Kitty12476]

@@tilerh17 but the other team has an equivalent chance of catching the snitch as well.

[@Lordidude]

@@Kitty12476 then why even have other players in the team. Imagine at the end lf a football game if they would toss a coin who would really win.

[@sorendaniels754]

Right but even in the books it's made clear that there's only been a few times in Quidditch history that a team has caught the Snitch and still lost. So the Chasers are pretty much useless. Combine that with the fact that the game only ends when the Snitch is caught and you get a "team" sport where only one person on the team really matters, maybe three if you count the Beaters. You might as well just be watching the Seekers compete to catch the Snitch, why even have a team? Even just having a time limit or score limit would fix this but instead it's just used as a plot device so Harry can pull off some daring stunt and show how awesome and good at flying he is.

[@Lordidude]

@@sorendaniels754 you are right, I agree with you. The game is just a story telling tool and does not make sense if you think about it longer than 5 seconds.

[@pinkywuzhere]

"it looks like you're going to be a tiktoker!" I CHOKED

[@MiniMeags]

YES THAT WAS THE BEST LINE OF THE VIDEO

[@jenconnolly1464]

Same

[@imbored3063]

i read this and then instantly got a tik tok ad

[@blueberryicecube456]

"Alan Rickman was the best possible snape they could have gotten" Very well said mate.

[@Ezoogie]

So true. Cant imagine anybody else be so believable as a good bad guy who's actually a bad good guy.

[@maniacalclefable1354]

Half blood prince in 1 sentence.

[@brielle_13]

yes.. R.I.P.

[@slutforyoutubers]

If there would be an HP remake, I'd say Benedict Cumberbatch.

[@SofieCarmine]

THE TRUTH

[@flaminghotflamingonuggets6584]

The most confusing part of all this is that when Hagrid says "You are a wizard Harry," Harry immediately assumes he means an actual wizard. If it were me, I wouldve assumed my parents were part of secret cult or something.

[@gaanadelrey]

Lolol yeah I never thought about that

[@FullmoonPhantom-dn2sr]

I don’t think I’d think that as a child. I had no idea about anything outside of what religion my family was. I didn’t know other sects of my family’s religion either. Definitely wouldn’t know about cults yet. Even if I did I wouldn’t connect that to established religions in society yet. I didn’t even know much about my own family’s Catholic beliefs actually. I did know I hated church though and said I was atheist by 12. That was eventually how I got out of going to church forever as soon as I got my mom to stop forcing me to go. We didn’t go much in my life. I was too sick (that was the previous excuse I had). As soon as I started saying I was atheist mom started forcing me to go for a while. I was no longer sick so she decided she’d make up for lost time I guess. She eventually accepted I was atheist and figured she’d just wait until I went to God myself. That’s gonna be quite the long wait. Never going. Fairly certain. If I do, someone needs to slap some sense back into me.

[@mads7262]

He is just 11, i didn't even know what cults were at that time.

[@zoeintjiezu5131]

In the books there were many strange things that happened (similar to that glass dissappearing in the zoo) that he couldn't quite explain and put him into a lot of trouble with the Dursley's as he grew up.

[@lordpowell3788]

no when Harry was a child he had literally teleported on top of buildings and had moved and done other stuff similar to making the glass disappear at the zoo. He knew what he had and tryed to explain how he did it with the knowledge he had. And some things he never had an idea of how. So if someone told him he was and then cited the strange things a think a child would need no more convincing.

[@eduardogaona8510]

I always saw the wands as ways for a wizard to control their magic power properly, while incatiations were like training wheels. So the first time harry made the glass disappear, that was a unintentional loss of control due to not having a wand. While in the final movies, the stronger teachers and villains don't need incantations to cast spells or deflect because they don't need training wheels anymore.

[@pamelataylor4588]

"Now, over here, we have the perfect example of why I had a vasectomy, Harry's cousin, Dudley" Lmao 🤣🤣

[@busisiwembewu5351]

This killed me

[@michaelawiseman7320]

The best part of the movies, we can all agree, was Alan Rickman's acting.

[@NicoNeoX]

I would say not the best but one of the best

[@isheeta.5961]

RIP Alan Rickman He made the movies so much better

[@thebonanzabanana92]

Thank you

[@MrParkerman6]

No! We can't all agree. Don't agree at all. Only good thing he has been in is Galaxy Quest. He was majorly miscast as Snape.

[@michaelawiseman7320]

@@MrParkerman6 He can do more than just sass and snark, though.

[@zeldawelda724]

the reason Harry could make the glass disappear, was because wizards who aren't trained can't control their magic, and so stuff like that happens when they feel a strong emotion.

[@kadorin7037]

he read all of the books, he was only doing a comedic takeover of the movie. watch the endcard if you don’t believe me :)

[@zeldawelda724]

@@kadorin7037 Ahh thanks, I don't usually watch the end credit stuff.

[@lotussim6970]

Yay a hooky fan!

[@michaeloconnor5904]

And I'd like to direct your attention to the title of the video.

[@zeldawelda724]

@@lotussim6970 Hahaha yh I preordered the printed book that's coming out in september the other day. I love it so much

[@Danversdiary]

You know what I also never realised until now, Ron is really intelligent! How does no one notice this?? He was able to play chess on the extreme level of being on a literal battlefield which meant Ron understood the concepts of strategy and sacrifice and YET HE'S THE COMEDIC RELIEF?????

[@Yuto_Lloyd]

Ikr

[@akira8335]

That is how movies are sold? like hermoine is intelligent but she's made looked like a nerd wannabe something anything to not overshadow the main character and make the plot intresting

[@idk56742]

Rons is much smarter in the books bc the movies give all the parts he was smart in to hermoine(except of the chess match at the end)

[@bthwrts]

Alex: harry potter makes no sense Me: controversial but go on

[@cadyg2531]

Right! 🤣 I’m like tread lightly, but imma watch lol

[@theshire9173]

Well that statement itself isn't controversial. If anything, it's accurate

[@theflickchick9850]

It kinda checks out with the amount of stuff they’ve changed from the book. 😂

[@theironichipstersarehere]

When I saw the title I was thinking 'wands at the ready'

[@estellaborck6072]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that for Alex to get that piece of film of all the Draco fanfics he’d have to have a Wattpad account?

[@graylores076]

Oml your right

[@elianamears1260]

and possibly looked for draco fanfics

[@a_bread_of_loaf1278]

To the people whose fEeLInGs were immediately shattered the moment they read the titile: Chill, at the end of his video (since most of you won't even watch the whole thing cause you immediately decided to send a hate comment), Alex makes it clear that he's read *all* of the books but he's only pointing out the things that weren't explained well in the movies (but he knows it's explained thoroughly in the books), and decided to make COMEDIC content based on that. He didn't criticize the whole franchise, just ONE movie

[@puddleduck1405]

i haven't seen a single hate comment

[@jrgenaas-tynning7514]

Thank you

[@antisocialbred]

the only “hate comments” are jokes lmao

[@casswhitehill9522]

@@antisocialbred I was about to make a hate comment as a joke. Pretending to be a Harry Potter fan who just read the title and didn't watch the video lol.

[@draconix4131]

I like this video. I like the movie too, but its kinda fun to watch someone just being hilariously sarcastic about the movie, also the Dumbedore Dumbasadoor comment is hilarious.

[@excaliburr5820]

When wizards are young and haven’t learned to control their magic, they can make strange things happen whenever they have very strong emotions without meaning to. Harry has performed spontaneous magic in the past like when he was being chased by Dudley and his friends and he leapt onto the room of the school. It aslo happened once when Petunia gave him an awful haircut and his hair magically grew back the next morning. The reason he never does it again is because he learns to control his magic and channel it directly through his wand.

[@excaliburr5820]

*roof

[@bobs_sa8480]

“A school for millennials whose entire personality is based on books they read when they were ten” Ooof😂

[@MistySophie]

I feel so called out😂

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Loved that one.

[@heath3325]

@@MistySophie Same😂

[@hermionehp1100]

I feel personally attacked

[@Seamusvg]

I Feel Personally Attacked

[@Iris-dv7kl]

“Hufflepuff.... for the kids who never shut up about being in Hufflepuff!” Das me

[@macadkins9835]

Hey I'm in hufflepuff too!

[@maddyd950]

Ayy me too

[@bubblegum9826]

Yay! Me as well!

[@sunspotmill1291]

Hi there!

[@Aloe_Vera23]

Im a hufflepuf!

[@aesthyi]

Me: *sees title* Also me: *Oh lord he's bold bold*

[@emiliesophie2904]

Yup.. this fandom probably has the most "know-it-all"-fans

[@inessuinaga3343]

Lord Voldemort let’s hold on

[@starberry9198]

You mean Tom Riddle?

[@meetaverma8372]

@@emiliesophie2904 yes we are, but unfortunately I'm to polite (scared of everything) to fight him

[@lightoffire2146]

@6:11 "Please step on my throat geralt" had me dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@adityachaubey8590]

Harry Potter Fans : Complaining about the movies. Percy Jackson Fans: *cries in ancient greek*

[@dudaarlpontes]

For some of us is ancient roman but I get what you mean

[@aamiwaami]

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ACCURATE MY SISTER LOVE HP SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT THE FLAWS IN THE MOVIE AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT HER

[@Auzzielmao]

BAHAHAH

[@owenmaleski2203]

We do not speak of the forbidden media

[@xxmessymindxx1303]

At least Logan Lerman was cute tho xD

[@bvq330]

can we talk about how dumbledore was like "oh hey harry here's a deathly hallow for your christmas presents"

[@Jessfi1291]

@@howohowo2048 you’re absolutely right. It belonged to Harry’s family and dumbledore had no reason to keep it so of course he gave it to him. If it wasn’t an heirloom I’m sure dumbledore would have kept it . Or at least not given it to Harry. Like he kept the elder wand and ring.

[@jezeannwilliams1145]

It took him years to find the ring and he won the elder wand'so allegiance through the duel with Grindelwald

[@therpgerer]

@@howohowo2048 sure but in his youth Dumbledore coveted the deathly hallows in his quest for power. The fact that in his old age he'd so easily give up one in his possession unprompted says a lot. It's not like Harry knew his father had a legendary cloak for him to inherit. Good guy Dumbledore.

[@spinquinn_00]

I love this joke exept for the fact that it already belonged to harry and dumbledore was just giving it to who it belonged to

[@jackwriter1908]

​@@therpgerer maybe he swore an unbreakable vow to give the cloak back. If he wanted it back yo you really think Harry xould have stopped him? He probably just wanted to say here I have a gift as a connection to your father am I not great? Now fight that evil wizard for me don't worry you just killed him but now you can go back to the Dursleys who hate you. Dumbledore may have been om the good side of things but he wasn't a good person.

[@abandoned246]

me when watching this movie : 2% of the time : paying attention to the movie 98% of the time : quoting the movie

[@chowzah287]

accurate

[@trappfamily5420]

@@chowzah287 So Accurate!

[@_ishanaa_]

true

[@abandoned246]

I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂

[@katarinabrunk8698]

The muggle sorting hat bit killed me oh my God lol, also you got the Slytherin's and Ravenclaw's mixed up, the Ravenclaw's are the future politicians and the Slytherin's are the emos 😂

[@atrashlemon7735]

Imagine how short the harry potter series would be if Voldemort had a gun

[@Black_Konoha]

What’s babyHarry gonna do against a Glock?

[@anndromeda1682]

Or if he had any Braincells in general. I mean, how hard would it be to kill a defenceless baby? Voldys just not that smart to even know what a gun is lmao

[@na1959]

Didn't the love thing create a magical barrier? Harry would still not have been shot. Though whether it would bounce back to voldemort..idk. If something in the barrier made it specifically bounce back in voldy's direction, he'd still die. If it didn't, he'd just escape and plan more, knowing that he can't really touch the baby.

[@na1959]

@@anndromeda1682 but the baby wasn't really defenseless. Harry had a magically protective barrier that was made by Lily's sacrifice. Even if voldy used a gun, he would have told lily to get aside three times because Snape had begged him to and it would go the exact same way. Voldemort couldn't touch or attack Harry in anyway by himself until the fourth book where he shared his blood. If he was really smart, he would just let go of his ego and have someone else kill Harry, like there are so many opportunities.

[@lmn6023]

@@anndromeda1682 He would have had to know beforehand that the curse wouldn't work though

[@aidaofearth]

"millenials whose whole personality is based off a book they read when they were 10" lmaooo

[@_the_rizzler]

I'd like, but you have 69 likes and I'm not gonna be the one to ruin that 😂

[@angelstuff760]

I read the first part when i was 7

[@TheKristina1978]

Hello say hi to Percy Jackson

[@rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154]

@@angelstuff760 Me too

[@throwbackthursday680]

@kristina hard to bad the movies stink.

[@PMow-gm4hz]

Me seeing the title of this video: "I'm excited but scared."

[@retsng1631]

sameee 😩😩😩😩

[@retsng1631]

i’m a potter head so this is truly painful 😖

[@timcolasurdo8975]

Yes someone else realizes that Harry Potter isn’t perfect

[@heath3325]

Me too

[@tai_cha8495]

@@retsng1631 same....

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

Omg I just realized the reason Ron's spell to turn Scabbers yellow didn't work was because it's Peter Petigrue, he's not a rat, and the spell specifically mentions to "turn this rat yellow"

[@justjoannak]

Yeah, I didn't get that till now either

[@vikkran401]

Or it's simply not a real spell, which is more likely since Ron doesn't say the incantation in fake latin

[@mona4180]

​@@vikkran401yeah probably, he did say that Fred and George told him that

[@cryingbutinacoolway]

"Ravenclaws - emo goths" *I feel attacked*

[@liljanataraj8180]

Yeah I’m a Ravenclaw I’m not like that :

[@liljanataraj8180]

And Luna is, well you know-luna

[@gloomy_nightflower7007]

@@liljanataraj8180 yea. NaRgeLs

[@manonsegur7547]

I feel recognized 😢

[@eloiseblount9637]

At least it's not just me.

[@HK-ur6qp]

The thing is, literally everything that doesn't make sense in the movie gets explained in the books

[@jammingwithjonno3567]

I call myself a massive Harry Potter fan but I've actually never read the book before. lol

[@HK-ur6qp]

@@jammingwithjonno3567 :0

[@williamcorey4700]

He knows. He said he read the books, but the movies leave certain things out

[@jammingwithjonno3567]

@@HK-ur6qp I know, I adore the movies though.

[@mariaposadasilva2170]

@@jammingwithjonno3567 oh oh, shame on you Im slightly joking xD

[@me_loved_coffee_period1646]

Alex: "Draco Malfoy who will go on to become the subject of a lot of just bizarre fan fiction" Me as a Wattpad reader being like: 👀👄👀

[@pjmverse1636]

just me on wattpad with Draco Malfoy reading list 👁👄👁🍵

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Same. I also grew two extra eyes out of nowhere when he said that

[@hannah.willis09]

Love wattpad

[@pjmverse1636]

@@flightofthestars wdym?

[@chelyansmith2595]

PJMverse it is elite

[@Lucky79_]

6:32 Me trying to remember when i heard that Music watching Harry Potter and then I realized it was Hollow Knight 💀

[@senbonsaad]

was searching for a comment that also knew it was hk ost

[@mylittleakuma_exe4028]

KZbin: What did this cost you Alex: Everything

[@modestoctopus14]

This is a very risky topic 😬

[@ericanishe]

@SpiderSketches why it’s not a bad video by any means

[@TheKpa11]

KZbin: Well that’s just the usual.

[@theplugggang4950]

@@ericanishe Potterheads are very protective of Harry Potter even though we’re the most critical 😂

[@theplugggang4950]

Also kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYKkc3mCgdVki9E I made Harry Potter questions video Would appreciate it if you checked it out and commented your answers 😁

[@freebrandyornot]

Potterheads are really trying to bite on their tongue before answering every question you asked because we know an explanation for it

[@coderbunny5653]

yeah lol

[@rainbowcactus4774]

Yup, pretty much 😅

[@IAmAChildMurderer]

Uh huh

[@sarcasticstudios7798]

I agree most of these have explanations, but are they justified by the book? If so, but aren’t by the movie it belongs in this video, as it’s JUST about THIS movie. No hate, just an explanation

[@coderbunny5653]

@@sarcasticstudios7798 true, but the title suggests that he thinks that all of harry potter makes no sense at all after he watched just one movie. a lot of the confusing stuff in the first movie is explained in the later ones

[@yanahhelton4867]

“Muggle version of a sorting hat”, a regular hat.

[@TheJeannag]

YES X'D X'D X'D

[@swervyman]

Hey I have one of those! XD

[@pyrojeweler]

I’m with you. I saw the movies without reading the books and was beyond confused the entire time. Reading the books later helped a lot but it all just left a sour taste in my mouth for it.

[@MaggieScene]

"Hogwarts, a school for millenials whose entire personality's based on a book series they read when they were 10." accurate enough

[@ellavanderstadt8736]

it's not just millenials ~~ a Gen Z ravenclaw :)

[@CherryBlossom-lc3mj]

Actually Gen Z is there too

[@aa.s.7065]

Gen Z here lmao

[@apetnamedsteve4406]

Damn this is actually accurate.

[@aishwaryaviswanathan4753]

It's like these books are the actual real life sorting hat 😱

[@eyeball3763]

Alex: *talks about Harry Potter* Potterheads: Oh, so you have chosen death

[@isidorakrivaja5613]

He's chosen Avada Kedavra

[@luisaxxs3098]

He goes straight to Azkaban

[@love4seeun529]

He has chosen avada kedavra

[@Nitemurr]

He's chosen all the unforgivable curses

[@square_kirby7852]

@@love4seeun529 I KNOW YOUR HUSBAND HE"S ON HERE AND HAS THE SAME PROFILE PICTURE-

[@chachacopen]

“Slytherins who are future politicians” me a slytherin: 👁👄👁

[@peyton4425]

Me, a Slytherin who cries in arguments: 👁👄👁

[@meetaverma8372]

You didn't have it bad, we, Ravenclaws, are emo ☹️☹️☹️

[@peyton4425]

@@meetaverma8372 I just got to that part and actually, if we’re going by the goth emo definition I am absolutely a Ravenclaw

[@meetaverma8372]

@@peyton4425 I was a proud Ravenclaw because they're geniuses, but I do spend time listening to sad songs and wear only gray 🤔🤔

[@クレア-p3c]

@@meetaverma8372 No we are the serious nerd type of people 😂 (I'm emo though... maybe you have a point here)

[@LouisWroteThisComment]

14:44 i think i can explain that. dumbledore probably didnt want the puzzles to protect the stone. what he wanted was to catch whoever was trying to steal it. he told all te teachers that 'oh heres this super super secret thing and you have to help me protect it' but he just wanted everyone to know that its in hogwarts. the mirror is protection enough. if harry didnt show up, the stone would have never come out of the mirror. it was dumbledores plan to trap the thief infront of the mirror, longing for the stone but unable to get it

[@idk56742]

well yes and no. dumbledore didnt want to obsitcle to protect the stone due to the mirror being enough to stop voldemort from getting it. they are there to test harry, ron, and herioime(and mabye also nevile but he didnt come with them). Each obsitcle is a test at what each of them are good at. neivle got the deveils snare, ron got the chess set, harry got the flying keys, and heriomie got the logic puzzle.

[@kamranhussain7221]

When draco snitches on them, McGonagall acts like they are the first to break these rules like CMON, your telling me that the Maurauders didnt do the same, like 20 years ago?

[@gaonsiito]

FR LOL

[@Mageman17]

At first I thought she was speaking in a deadpan tone because she was still sleepy. Malfoy had to have woken her up surely.

[@inlovewiththatpanda1532]

Lol true that. But they were actually given permission so they can protect everyone from Lupin's transformation.

[@rayanvij3457]

the had the map so no one ever found then but before they made the map the probably got in trouble

[@matthewpatrick7263]

For (supposedly) going after a mountain troll, risking her life, Hermione lost 5 points. For breaking curfew, she and her companions lost 50 points each and got a detention. There is no standard for deciding punishments beyond the teacher's mood.

[@niamhha9014]

8:18 “Draco Malfoy, who will go on to become the subject of, just... bizarre fanfiction”. *cough* My Immortal *cough*

[@AnakinSkywalker0066]

In the end all draco wanted was to eat his apple in peace Long live DRAPPLE

[@ciaran1278]

Hi my Name is Ebony Dementia Dark'ness Ravenway and I have long Ebony dark hair (that's how I got my name).

[@theatrekid3915]

What’s more surprising Alex Meyers has Wattpad.

[@cellostrings565]

My personal favorite is Drapple “OhoH dRacO, bITe Me hARdeR” *apple shrieked*

[@dragongamerx12]

i thought the same thing

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

I remember seeing something where little Daniel Radcliffe was saying that Alan Rickman played Snape so well that he scared the shit outta him.

[@Kuroo21]

Alan Rickman who? I only know Alleck Rickman 😂

[@Anna13Tonks]

Alleck Rickman 😂😂😂 man u made my night

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

@@Anna13Tonks Is it Allen or Alleck, then?

[@Smorans]

@@pikachuneoncat6480 it’s Alan Rickman

[@Danversdiary]

I always found it impressive that Snape almost immediately knew that he was being watched and reached out in the EXACT spot where Harry was. And Quill, who was literally possessed by Voldemort thought he was acting crazy. Snape was truly a powerful wizard that only got overshadowed because everyone always focused on Dumbledore

[@glanni]

These movies were _so lucky_ to have Alan Rickman playing Snape. Best part of the franchise to me, and I know I'm not the only one.

[@daisydances7117]

No,no your not :3

[@angelman906]

Snape is the ultimate Chad in the Harry Potter universe.

[@ssuriset]

Yes so true

[@sanjana12757]

i disagree i love that they cast alan rickman but i like emma more lmao

[@georgiaraydela]

@@sanjana12757 The movies would be so much different without Emma.

[@emmachan5692]

Me: doesn't like boring movie reviews 2 minutes long Also me: watches a 19 minute movie review with a 31 year old man crying about his life ;-; edit: oooo thank you for the likes here's a cookie🍪

[@-kermitthafrog-2151]

I FEEL THE EXCAT SAME WAY

[@UtaUtanoM1]

I feel the "excat" same way too

[@zara7660]

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS 19 MINS

[@adoreme8483]

@@-kermitthafrog-2151 exact

[@luciissocool6855]

exactly

[@shededlmao]

Alex: Harry Potter doesn’t make any sense. Isn't that why we love it?

[@meetaverma8372]

@@noeyedgirl you have a point

[@emilyhenriquez3666]

he posted this legit in the middle of my potter-head phase

[@saanvichilkuri8562]

are you a potter head???

[@_ishanaa_]

mhm

[@smash3439]

@@saanvichilkuri8562 after all this time? Always.

[@merrychr1stmasVe]

When he called Dumbledore, 'dumbasadoor' it cracked me up so bad

[@alyviaissocool]

“That’s an invisibility Cloak” “YEa nO DUh rON” I NO JOKE SPAT OUT MY DRINK.

[@ivyafterglow]

“Well you can’t break an unbreakable vow” YEA NO SHIT RONALD

[@toonafish1634]

Good old Ron always making sure everyone in the room understands

[@ariannamae6114]

@@ivyafterglow “I’d figured that much out for myself funnily enough”

[@antisocialbred]

when he replaced the music when they were entering hogwarts because of copyright, it just felt so *w r o n g*

[@charlotteashley04]

I thought it was some American edit, like when they changed the title to sorcerers Stone instead of philosophers stone lol to dumb it down for the yanks

[@floris3209]

String Cheese LMFAOOO FOR THE YANKS

[@noahstobbe9814]

Pretty sure it was (modified) Hollow Knight soundtrack, which I thought was great

[@manfromearth7854]

6:30

[@jtwatts7990]

I thought something was wrong there. I was so confused 😂

[@Sofia-cx9dq]

I just started re-reading the books again, and boy did the movies skip over a lot of stuff

[@emiliesophie2904]

Also Alex skips some things but yeah.. and it just goes downhill from here

[@mb.sj72]

I know! They left out some of the most important parts

[@panoskouvalis5696]

I have seen the movies and recently read for the first time the first 2 books and was so surprised how much the movies skipped

[@jat7469]

Tbh thou it’s impossible to put everything in the book into the movie especially after Azkaban book cause then they really start to get thick

[@wooloom1241]

The movie just don't have the time for everything

[@biscuitwithtea2275]

14:56 on the topic of the protection of the stone: there is a really popular, German podcast called 5 minutes Harry Podcast, in which the maker proposes an interesting theory: the protections are not there to protect the stone, they’re there to be time consuming so that if you arrive at the mirror you are trapped there, if you want to use the stone. So if Harry wouldn’t have shown up, Dumbledore would have found Quirrel at some point, trapped in front of the mirror.