HARRY POTTER MEMES #39

[@nervshmrv1245]

0:45 accio only works on inanimate objects.....Oh God now I sound like Hermione

[@obsessedwithHP]

hey sis oh shoot your not Mione

[@book_lover01]

EVERYONE EVERYONE, HERMIONE JEAN GRANGERS SPIRIT HAS ATTACKED HER!

[@Lordmewtwo151]

And Flobberworms. And apparently Newt Scamander's niffler.

[@SofiDofi]

But it can work on the clothes that person is wearing

[@Lordmewtwo151]

@@SofiDofi True.

[@That_Lovable_Alien]

it makes sense that Hermione was the smartest of the trio, she's muggleborn and therefore would of attended Muggle school to get her primary education until she was invited to Hogwarts, plus she's an only child so would of had her parents available to help her. Ron is a pure blood wizard so his primary education would have been left to Molly or Arthur who were also trying to manage 5 other children and work too so his primary education probably wasn't great. Harry would of gone to school since it was mandatory in the UK since 1880 but if there was something he didn't get I doubt he could ask the dursleys for help so there would probably be some holes in his knowledge.

[@AlexandreSardeiro]

1:07 You forgot when Harry said to umbridge "Sorry. But I should not tell lies"

[@DevicesAccount-y6m]

You deserve more likes!

[@Juliet_your_bestie]

3:25 that is true!

[@Juliet_your_bestie]

FOOD! ✨✨✨

[@Zira-oo2]

@@Juliet_your_bestie And what did he give harry? ✨Choclate✨

[@Chilly_1]

1:42 Voldemort using fear so his death eaters will be loyal Also Voldemort:

[@JustACactus616]

Dumbledore literally gives Hufflepuff an automatic win

[@KavitaSingh-ux1vj]

3:49 IF CESRIC WAS IN GRYFINDOR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@JustACactus616]

@@KavitaSingh-ux1vj that’s exactly what I was referring to

[@KavitaSingh-ux1vj]

@@JustACactus616 oh ok

[@margaretlauterer6622]

It looks like that a anti wizards/Witches muggle works there at 0:15 it probably is the where the Dursleys work at

[@Lordmewtwo151]

2:45 I don't know about giving Harry only 1% even in the movie. Maybe split Hermione and him 75/25?

[@kookie_809]

2:44 I h8ed the movie for that

[@vittoriobr_6271]

Please just write hated. Just please

[@kookie_809]

@@vittoriobr_6271 yt sometimes removes the comments that's why

[@AlexandreSardeiro]

4:26 Wait, is that mini Emma Watson?

[@SriPasumarthi-j2t]

yep

[@Slytherin_Gurlie]

It’s not actually her just someone saying she’s a look alike 😊

[@AnomAvery]

HARRY POTTER IS BRITISH! WHY WOULD THE U.S. NUKE THE BRITS???

[@currentlyeatingpies1274]

They fear that the UK will one day return for them.

[@brownyoungins5474]

Well hogwarts is in Sweden so yea🤓

[@currentlyeatingpies1274]

@@brownyoungins5474 Hogwarts is in Scotland.

[@brownyoungins5474]

Sorry it was a mistake

[@jojomc7690]

Accio nuke 😂

[@RIZZMUS_LUPIN]

Dont forget minerva wanting to chase umridge wiht peeves but she couldt csuse he borroeed her wlaking stick 3:09

[@GokcenGencer]

0:51 I really don’t know why purebloods think they’re better than muggles when muggles have got nukes

[@swehumorofficial]

Some important notes to keep in mind when comparing Wizards to Muggles militarily: - No bullet is faster than a spell. Wizards can react to natural lightning (average speed of Mach 1294, or 1,585,207 km/h). This is 324 times faster than the fastest bullets on Earth. The fastest experimental hypersonic missiles do not exceed Mach 10. - Wizards have superhuman durability to the point where hand-held Muggle weapons would not hurt them. Wizarding children as young as 11 can beat away and survive impacts from Bludgers for sport; Bludgers are akin to cannon balls and can smash through multiple wooden walls without slowing down in the slightest. One calculation gives them an energy yield of 151,532 joules, which is 7 times the impact of an M2 Browning 12.7 mm machine gun. - A MEDIOCRE Wizard using a spell taught to FIRST YEAR STUDENTS could ACCIDENTALLY cause the eruption of Mount Vesuvius (releasing 100,000 times the thermal energy yield of the Hiroshima-Nagasaki bombs). - Top tier Wizards can casually, effortlessly and nonverbally destroy cities the size of Paris with a single nonverbal spell. - All forms of Muggle technology ceases to function near magically enchanted locations. - Practically all Wizarding locations and entities are invisible and undetectable to Muggles. Any Wizard can turn themselves invisible to Muggle eyes and undetectable to any and all Muggle technology. - Many offensive Spells can not be hindered by physical obstacles, only magic. - Many defensive Spells can not be penetrated by any means of physical damage, only magic. - Many magical constructs are completely indestructible by physical force and can only be damaged with magic. So, basically, for Muggles, a single high-level Wizard will be a completely invisible, undetectable, teleporting, heavily armored and superpowered nuclear bomb with unlimited charges and impenetrable electronic countermeasures, who will perceive bullets as practically standing still in the air. And there are millions of them.

[@abhishekbhaskar6268]

​@@swehumorofficialbut can they stand nukes?? And other weapon like wmd??

[@swehumorofficial]

@@abhishekbhaskar6268 Well, as I stated, many defensive spells are impenetrable by Muggle technology and any common natural forces we know of (incl. radiation). And there are healing, restoration and cleanup spells that could effectively remove radiation and the ensuing poisoning in an instant. Same for chemical and biological warfare. That is, of course, assuming that the weapon will even detonate in the first place. Also as stated above, no Muggle technology (incl. guidance systems, remote detonation, electricity, or even basic tracking/mapping etc.) can function near magically enchanted locations. Wizards also have far superior surveillance, communications and early warning systems compared to Muggle technology, and should be able to take sufficient defensive measures before any such strike lands. Even if all other defenses should fail, a Wizard can simply transfigure the nuke into something harmless with a well-aimed spell (should be easy to do for beings that can react to and intercept things moving at well over Mach 1000). Finally, what good would such weapons do when any Wizarding locations of importance are completely invisible and undetectable by any artificial means? When it is impossible to see, touch, detect, navigate, map, track or in any way mark your enemy, weapons of mass destruction become quite useless.

[@swehumorofficial]

@@abhishekbhaskar6268 Well, as I stated, many defensive spells are impenetrable by Muggle technology and any common natural forces we know of (incl. radiation). And there are healing, restoration and cleanup spells that could effectively remove radiation and the ensuing poisoning in an instant. Same for chemical and biological warfare. That is, of course, assuming that the weapon will even detonate in the first place. Also as stated above, no Muggle technology (incl. guidance systems, remote detonation, electricity, or even basic tracking/mapping etc.) can function near magically enchanted locations. Wizards also have far superior surveillance, communications and early warning systems compared to Muggle technology, and should be able to take sufficient defensive measures before any such strike lands. Even if all other defenses should fail, a Wizard can simply transfigure the nuke into something harmless with a well-aimed spell (should be easy to do for beings that can react to and intercept things moving at well over Mach 1000). Finally, what good would such weapons do when any Wizarding locations of importance are completely invisible and undetectable by any artificial means? When it is impossible to see, touch, detect, navigate, map, track or in any way mark your enemy, such weapons become quite useless.

[@swehumorofficial]

@@abhishekbhaskar6268 Short answer: Yes, for reasons stated above.

[@specsoneye]

2:43 I think the 0.01% went to voldemort 💀

[@zfe5152]

00:40 Arthur Weasley: look what they have to do to mimic a fraction of my power

[@inspectorbutters166]

1:10 that moment is from the book!

[@Ginnyweasly-HH21]

In the books, its just Luna, Dean and umm.. Filintheblank

[@inspectorbutters166]

​@@Ginnyweasly-HH21Aberforth

[@Ginnyweasly-HH21]

@@inspectorbutters166 No I think it's Ernie macnilen (Idk how to spell it)

[@kuroyuki6254]

Ah yes. the fabled gry-finder

[@PhilAm-Animations317]

The thumbnail is so true😂

[@gabrielpaquet5606]

1:44 he is the true master

[@StrawberryMochi-wr5gv]

1:26 you could use voldy toe nails for your polyjuice potion (if you somehow get it)

[@Ginnyweasly-HH21]

3:01 so cute

[@BikiBikiBoom]

I have an idea… What if the Hufflepuff cup was originally the Hogwarts Cup? I mean, Hufflepuff basically represented all the houses, and it probably had extremely magical properties in the first place, then the Hufflepuff line was like “Give me my artifact, *now*.”

[@pie662]

2:39 he actually looks like he's holding a phone

[@Dante_Maerrow]

Wow, Hogwarts Mystery is a rare guest here

[@PrashastiDwivedi-w5l]

2:44 was best one

[@Lucica_boeru]

I wanted to say that🥲🙃

[@Atomic1212]

2:28 killed me

[@prachipatel8048]

4:59 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏

[@KEERTHESH861]

Yo upto 11 years wizard schooling is left their parents and hermione is a muggle and she went to muggle school

[@HelpImtheyoungestchild]

@@KEERTHESH861she’s not a muggle

[@HelpImtheyoungestchild]

But I see what u tried to tell him

[@prachipatel8048]

Oooo

[@kevinl3814]

This is SO true 😂 2:14

[@1withtheocean]

2:39 just realized he didn’t get caught by the ministry for underage use of magic in this scene-

[@Shivangi-fd5mz]

It's homework 😭

[@1withtheocean]

@@Shivangi-fd5mz how would the ministry know-

[@Shivangi-fd5mz]

@@1withtheocean 😳 Uhhh- idk

[@comicgacha]

​@@1withtheoceanHe was writing....

[@EvaWatkins-mb2vv]

I know no one talks about that :,(

[@Leo-mq9nv]

1:04 when that scene james said when he was bullying snape "who wants me to pull down his pants*

[@Dylan_gamer734]

Hermione is a mini Karen I know it 4:26

[@jontesstopmotion9945]

4:34 oh

[@samwiseb2799]

I hate sort of defending Harry Potter, but again Avada Kedavra is an instant kill spell either way barely any drawbacks. Using a nuke would kill them but you end your irradiating the area and there is a good chance of the nukes not going off because they haven’t been taken care of/ are too old. It’s the same issue of wands vs guns, yes gun technically are better but you need ammo and properly take care of said gun like gun oil, etc. The biggest advantage magic has in Harry Potter is the versatility which should not be underestimated because if you have a tool that’s going to kill people, open locks, turn water into wine you damn know for certain the military will invest in wands.

[@Mee-M32]

0:12 so cute ❤😭

[@Delpasadoparati23]

0:15 I would like to know what happened there for that sign to be needed.

[@carterlawing5411]

Mom my meme I posted is in a video!

[@Emerald-rides]

Which one? :)

[@carterlawing5411]

@@Emerald-rides acio: a girlfriend

[@Caseohdonelostit]

2:29 Voldemort: an ear?

[@comicgacha]

That is brutal

[@Preppy13-ppp]

*Hamilton joke to Hermione* why do you always assume your the smartest in the room? How do you write like your running out of time?😂😊

[@lavender32109]

3:09 they should’ve included peeves-

[@AlexandreSardeiro]

4:48 I didn't get it. Can someone please explain?

[@Lilttleratty]

Fr 😢

[@That_Dam_Ravenclaw]

Voldemort thought that Snape was a spy at Hogwarts, and in other books Voldemort says that Snape have always been working for him (wich isnt true) and in the Philosofers Stone Quirrel said that Voldy could hear everything so it doesn't make sense that Voldemort didnt realice that Snape was a spy

[@That_Dam_Ravenclaw]

English is not my first lenguage so I hope you understand it 👍

[@AlexandreSardeiro]

​​@@That_Dam_Ravenclaw Your spelling is okay. But I think you got the wrong meme, what I don't get is the "wizard primary education" meme. The one that's right after the one you mentioned.

[@jay.bricks]

Me too​@@AlexandreSardeiro

[@richardking4781]

If u get ur period at Hogwarts do u just walk up to snake and he’s just gonna be like here’s a pad like I could approach mogonagal about that but it would be awkward 😬 wth Snape if he was ur form teacher I would be like please let me switch houses I’m on dads account I’m a 10girl

[@ddosamafan337]

4:23 lol

[@Simone-sm2jq]

Clever albus🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@CoderScarlett2720]

Hermione really is a Karen 4:22

[@vittoriobr_6271]

4:45 lmao

[@Ginnyweasly-HH21]

4:56 meaning???

[@Skulduggerypleasant-c11]

I loved envy the most!❤

[@josephpeck8723]

2:22 what is the rationale here? I don't get it.

[@WhoCaresMate7171]

Potterheads

[@VILT06]

2:20 How are Hufflepuff and Slytherin similar to each other. It doesn't make any sense

[@livialivia5826]

Honestly James Potter isnt trash 🗑️

[@livialivia5826]

He was a bully just like Draco and we dont hate on him

[@notyouraveragefan]

The voice-to-text: Her-mee-own "It's Her-my-own-ie not -her-mee-own" 🙄

[@millylovesharrypotter13]

Omg samee 2:51

[@Theaftonsareback]

I think the reason Voldemort nose doesn’t n have a nose is because he ran into the wrong wall

[@piperelliot2895]

I think it’s because when Peter sacrifice his hand for the uprising of Voldemort, the hand he sacrificed with the one that was missing a finger so that mean that Voldemort had to be missing some thing

[@Kai_joined_chat]

@@piperelliot2895 nah it ain’t that deep, it’s just the effects of dark magic

[@thecrazydisneyparksfanatic921]

A thing I hate about the AI generated voice is it gets the names wrong

[@Thanos766]

Gry Finder?

[@MrEL_zxy]

1 hour gang

[@MrEL_zxy]

I GOT HIGHLIGHTED FOR FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE :)

[@mdavis220310]

@@MrEL_zxynice!

[@aFFiiia]

4:52 i dont get it…

[@shwetasharma1772]

Harry Potter s perents

[@DDDownforce]

0:43 it's accio, not acio -Hermione

[@no.1dancemomseditor]

-hello-

[@LionaVictoriaWibisono]

🤣😲

[@ryuramirez5847]

YESIRRRRRRRR

[@FionaWhite-h4g]

Stop your going to take someones eye out and besides its not ashio its acio

[@DevicesAccount-y6m]

2:43 So true!

[@HelpImtheyoungestchild]

4:23 “YEH- NAA WUET. A I WUINA KET WOWEA WOLA HUNTHU A SWEER ZAWO WO POWM A PE O TOO POWM ZAIGON GE NOWE WIDAAA” - Hermione Granger, 2024

[@Harperplays26]

I am the 100th comment and I love harry potter

[@Greensfreen_kid]

Omg 25 mins ago I’m 3rd yassss

[@Ammar-w6t]

1sr comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[@ruwanasiri7792]

7th

[@Nigelgresleyproductions]

2nd

[@Brocoli_23]

4th

[@MrEL_zxy]

6th

[@Sopharaz]

2:21 so true

[@JollyUtube]

4th