HARRY'S A WOMAN

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A Harry Potter YTP/KZbin Poop. This is a remaster of my first ever YTP 'Harry's a Woman' that I made back in 2010 plus added a few more jokes from Dumbledore getting attacked by a lion to Mad Hagrid being a degenerate like always!
THE ORIGINAL YTP (2010)
• HARRY'S A WOMAN ORIGINAL
THE LIVESTREAM TALKING ABOUT THIS YTP
• TALKING ABOUT THE LATE...
THE SHORT VIDEO (Teaser)
• I would trust Hagrid w...
THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE IDEA @ 2:47 (Busnut33)
/ busnut33
"WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, JAY?" (Quixotic) @5:29
/ quixoticmg
MUSIC USED
Harry's Music Box and Outro - Higher Octane - Vans in Japan
• Video
Dumbledore's Rage Music - Audiomachine - Kill 'Em All
• Audiomachine - Kill 'E...
Sad Music - You and I Unfulfilled Feelings
• You and I, Unfulfilled...

[@peterkaplar1660]

Alternative title: The Wrath of Dumbledore - The Origin Story :D I loved every single second of this, fantastic, as always!

[@cyberassassin6241]

This is canon.

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

you were pinned and hearted the lore expands omg

[@peterkaplar1660]

@@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 oh, wow, didn't even see the pin! *.* :O Mum, look, I'm famous! :D XD

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Clayton Wars Episode 1: the Wizard menace Episode 2: attack of the Hagrids Episode 3: Revenge of the Dumbledore Episode 4: A new YTP Episode 5: Dumbledore strikes back Episode 6: Return of the Harry I ain't going no further.

[@megangreen8720]

Yeah 😊

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

The fact that Harry keeps trolling Vernon with the music even after being brutally beaten is just hilarious. Gotta respect that dedication.

[@WondrousLanternProductions]

Yeah. I absolutely agree. I was almost on the floor laughing when he kept playing the music while Vernon had his dinner guests over. When I saw Harry's head slowly rise up next to their bed as they were sleeping, I nodded and immediately knew the radio was about to show and be played. Brilliant.

[@itslit7852]

Dude right I freaking lost it 🤣

[@MrMr.45]

I got a taco

[@eperjesizoltan5541]

When mad hagrid and the wrath of dumbledore is combined... There will be no survivors 😂

[@thebel89]

Don't forget murderous Vernon

[@erebus2106]

AY!

[@TheWelchProductions]

What’s the next step of their master plan?

[@jithyvijayannair9811]

That has now happened

[@daisycook2366]

Bloody hell! We’ve even progressed onto “Aragog likes children”!

[@mrbearder6373]

What about “Harry Potter likes ‘chicken’?”

[@mrbearder6373]

@Evil Dan Oh shit!

[@krevonx1000]

2:11 The Tuna is Escaping 2:54 Mad Hagrid 6:35 Dumbledore Meltdown.

[@AlyssaHanikoChanOfficial]

0:36 uh oh

[@dragroch5536]

Dumbledore repeatedly burnt himself calmly.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@Evil Dan ''Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?!''

[@myarmsrgone]

@@TheStraightestWhitest "n o s i r"

[@JClayton1994]

Comments are finally enabled! What do you think of my latest installment?!

[@worldwar2historyandgear970]

It has Hagrid, dancing, ear rape and Coke. What more do you need?

[@fr_potato7184]

Brilliant

[@samlaing8689]

As long as there’s some el cocaina, people being mentally abused and a cencored scene of someone getting raped, I’m happy 😩

[@dndgeek4112]

Funny AF!

[@patrioticviking2A]

2:55 is got to be the best part lol

[@DontLook2265]

Richard Harris got so angry he turned into Michael Gambon

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

2:14 I just imagine Uncle Vernon bouncing uncontrollably into multiple scenes and ruining them, screaming as he breaks reality again and again.

[@mcninjamaster]

Hagrid staring at the camera was so funny for some reason 😅

[@TheLionKing2019Fan]

It just isn't a Harry Potter YTP without a scene being censored.

[@bcd8208]

What's up with you, J?

[@RB01.10]

When I was watching it I was wondering what scene it would be I was not expecting Aragog to be involved though LOL

[@Gamer-yg9wp]

Mmmm fresh meat

[@rofai-ek9903]

@@RB01.10 i wonder how that would work

[@erikfrommeyer2606]

But now I’m wondering why Aragog is wearing pants

[@christianchilders8556]

The part where Harry kept trolling Vernon and the fact he kept doing it after being beaten up had me rolling. Also Minerva tapping Draco on his shoulder just to flip him off was hilarious

[@Nightfall064]

I’ve no idea why I find stupid shit like this so amusing. Maybe it’s because you pull it off so well. Gotta say I’m enjoying the Mad Hagrid saga so far.

[@RB01.10]

Same here And I love how May Hagrid still does his thing despite not being the main star all the time

[@myarmsrgone]

The origins of Mad Hagrid and Wrath Of Dumbledore

[@TheWelchProductions]

Don’t try to understand it. Feel it.

[@luker3752]

Hagrid making Harry wait outside and shouting wahey is my favourite moment

[@carlosmpsenyorcapitacollon6977]

*hooray

[@jenniferkim490]

The tuna is escaping! -Albert Einstein

[@aloo9937]

“I’d trust Hagrid with my life”

[@alvinsmith641]

"The tuna is escaping!"-Uncle Vernon

[@leelo5078]

Harry pissing of Vernon with the Boombox is honest to God the hardest i’ve laughed at a YTP in a while. Jay, you’re one of the poopers i’ve watched for the longest time and I can always rely on you for a good laugh.

[@nijntje3601]

'poopers' HAHA

[@owenwinters6397]

Same here

[@alexdionisos]

4:10 technically Voldmort was in the Leaky Cauldron on the back of Quirrels head so I accept this as canon

[@clashkingking6193]

Belatrix wasn’t tho

[@kdparchives3395]

I don't need working out to get abs when I can just simply laugh my ass off at a JClayton YTP until all the laughing gives me a six-pack! 👏

[@tsunamifoxy]

Finally, a prequel to The Wrath of Dumbledore! And Harry driving Vernon insane with a boombox is the funniest shit ever LMAO Mad respect mate!

[@maksymlevkovets334]

6:34 The kindest Dumboldor

[@kaceycametoparty]

This is honestly the best masterpiece I've ever seen in my life!

[@kai.s_wrld]

honestly same lol

[@CJ-remmber_that]

"I am Rubeus *FUCKING* Hagrid" ~Hagrid 2021-2022

[@jacklucas6203]

2:13 This part made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe this part is so funny

[@OBAMNASODA761]

Ikr? I come back to that part 😂😂 when he’a flying into the car and smashes into it

[@kaja23]

3:33 Nice party Harry...Nice party

[@AdiPad-]

In all my years of watching YTPs, it is really nice to know JClayton is still making some quality posts, whereas others have disappeared. Been watching you for about a decade pal, hope you are good.

[@TheGV369]

Was expecting 6:10 to go down like the end of The Wrath of Dumbledore when I first watched this, imagining Richard Harris Dumbledore being as savage as Michael Gambon Dumbledore

[@林耕鋒-n2c]

4:13 Bellatrix's and Voldemort's laugh ~~~😂😂😂😂😂

[@antighastly]

I like the Wrath of Dumbledore callback. His rage will never be quenched

[@kasis4263]

6:10 That happy music at this moment is hillarious 🤣

[@TheWelchProductions]

2:29 😆 Hagrid is a savage.

[@papahamdrew9962]

“Everywhere I go, I see his face” “There’s No Hogwarts without you Hagrid” We’ll miss you Robbie, it’s hard to look at Hagrid now he’s gone, but then we remember the good times and the many laughs JClayton brought with Hagrid. He’s my favorite character and always makes me laugh. I bet Robbie is saying “hooray, ha ha ha” right now from heaven as JClayton works on Mad Hagrid 3

[@rangopistacho6928]

i love how despite the arc being over the wrath of Dumbledore is still inside of him

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

Dumbledore: I trust hagrid with my life Hagrid on the previous YTP: *Burns Dumbledore alive*

[@amritasreepadini8511]

What does ytp mean?

[@kasis4263]

3:14 Hagrid be like: Why the hell am I actually saying this?

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

5:28 - Hey, my buddy Quixotic made it into one of these videos!!! That's awesome!

[@RB01.10]

Vernon falling out of the window always made me laugh a lot as a kid. But the way you edited it at 2:13 made me die laughing even more 😂😂😂😂 I was not expecting longtime reactor Quixotic to make an appearance though. Good job 👍

[@brynjones2708]

These types of videos capture the essence of YTP's from 2013-2017 perfectly.

[@bobbykirsch9352]

I love how it doesn't matter who's doing the raping..... the zipper sound even applies to Giant Spiders 😆

[@rofai-ek9903]

That's gonna hurt

[@turbomuumi782]

*One more sound…* I can’t even. This is way too good :DD

[@Chris1YOUKNOW]

4:35 Gets Me Every Time

[@coenjarratt5681]

Dumbledore's eternal suffering is always funny.

[@mrjprice3]

I liked the censored reaction: What’s up with you Jay? -Mason. I miss those days a lot. Hope to see both of you back on here soon.

[@xSharpW]

I love how Harry is the most excited about pissing off Dumbledore with the clapping, considering his record with the boombox in this YTP.

[@MaxToThePower]

I won't be able to sleep ever again knowing that Mad Hagrid can break the fourth wall. PS: I love how Dumby's having a breakdown with the cheerful music at 6:10.

[@jumimejo5739]

2:08 The part is very funny when Harry comes in their room to torment them in their bed while falling asleep. But uncle gets unnecessary annoyed by the loud rock music playing of Harry’s boombox.

[@katiek2854]

he needs to

[@dragroch5536]

Dumbledore burns his hand patting Harry on head.

[@Lightkey137]

The wrath of Vernon Dursley 1:43 1:50

[@teycona9759]

This ending with Hagrid and Dumbledore was golden

[@Glitchy_Witch]

“The tuna is escaping” the noise I made because of that

[@joeplant2725]

Holy shit that was probably the hardest I’ve laughed at a YTP in a long time, my sides still hurt 😂 so well edited and the comedy is top notch

[@thepillowcomfortable1880]

This is literally one of the best ytps ever made. It’s on par with the wrath of dumbledore.

[@jasonfoth14]

You are actually a legend, I have so much fun watching your YTP XD

[@JClayton1994]

Thank you, Jason (same name as me)

[@shuaybyousuf6189]

Bumbledore: I would trust Hagrid with my life Hagrid: *runs Dumbledore over with a motorcycle* *The power of trust lmao*

[@JarethTheGoblinKingForever]

I'm still waiting for a "Mad Snape" episode where he kills Dumbledore with his "abracadabra" spell.

[@sebustilus]

Crabbe Malfoy and Boombox Harry killed me, fkn awesome YTP as always.

[@MiSt3300]

Haha this never gets old! I loved the scene @ 4:09 !

[@BrianLyons315]

Favorite Parts: 0:06 Dumbledore's Signature YTP Scream. 0:51 Baby Harry crying. 1:34 WTF?! 1:52 Vernon beats up Harry.

[@PaulShenar1936]

😂

[@j2thed]

About freakin’ time, Clayton! Now I can comment and say how AMAZING this YTP is!

[@redx5132]

Been watching for so many years now, found you from MegaBeast and TheMasterPoop back in the day and havent stopped since, everything to do with your YTP's is so great please keep up the great work! (and when Dumbledore screams after getting burned/hurt, that is the best running joke out of them all LOL)

[@pal9876]

The legend is back

[@alyx9191]

2:34 why am i laughing so hard

[@Matihood1]

This version of Vernon is much more patient than the book Vernon xD

[@rayofsunshine8743]

I freaking died when Hagrid gets on Dumbledore's last nerve by insulting him and then he proceeds to pull out a gun 😂6:33

[@Skyfall_Asylum]

I love your ytps so I have no idea how I’m only just seeing this in my recommended for the first time but this was hilarious!

[@Katy950]

4:08 face of hagrid is like time to drink XD

[@JClayton1994]

O o oooh

[@nathangraham2276]

I wonder what Hagrid's punishment will be when he tells Dumbledore that he squashed Harry Potter the boy who lived with a door

[@themaderhatter]

The tuna is escaping

[@matthall3077]

It’s Petunia He’s Escaping

[@MoonWatcher243]

@@matthall3077no, the captions say THE TUNA IS ESCAPING 😂😂

[@matthall3077]

@@MoonWatcher243 That’s Auto Caption!

[@MoonWatcher243]

@@matthall3077 no, they literally edit it in

[@MoonWatcher243]

@@matthall3077 r u blind?

[@TheGV369]

0:20 First time we hear Richard Harris Dumbledore screaming

[@kickingkenno]

I’ve just discovered this channel and I’ve not laughed so much in years at the videos - hope there’s Hagrid p3 coming soon!

[@MrVilla124]

Finding this on December 25th was the best Christmas present ever!

[@turbomuumi782]

6:27 Just noticed that there’s a girl with glasses smoking in the front row :DD

[@MCH-caseoh]

this one is so underrated lmao

[@skyguy377]

5:20 has me laughing every time 🤣

[@RB01.10]

It wouldn’t be a JClayton YTP without a censored scene

[@folwy7778]

6:35 comeback of legendary Angry Dumbledore?

[@JClayton1994]

Prequel 😏

[@Aidanhatesyouall]

There is a scene in deathly hallows part 2, where Harry is trying to get ravenclaws diadem on the top of the debris, and he’s throwing stuff behind him as he climbing up all the junk, while at the same time hermione is trying to climb up. It would be funny if you did an edit where every object kept getting her, and some stuff when they’re in bellatrixs vault. Or when Harry has his face messed up at Malfoy manor in part 1. It would be funny if hagrids face was photoshopped on it or something 😂😂😂

[@bapoumannson6745]

god. you should direct movies. I'd watch every single one. Love your poops. theyve gotten me through covid

[@user-xd7yz3xg8s]

The music box 🤣

[@leviathandrumming2175]

Awesome video as usual man. Makes me excited for the third Mad Hagrid:D

[@whoamialtacc3117]

This has to be the hardest try not to laugh video i have ever seen, I laughed just 5 seconds into the video

[@IMOJEGA]

This is the funnniest YTP I've ever seen

[@Aidanhatesyouall]

This was fantastic!!!! This, and mad Hagrid 2, are the best!!! You are truly the best! Keep going! I wonder if there is a way to bring mad hagrid, and angry dumbledore into the deathly hallows movies or something 😂😂 but you did it! I think I asked a while back if it was possible to give your old KZbin poops the jclayton 2021 treatment, and you did! So much material! Keep going, you are the best KZbin pooper! You should set up some type of tipping system, or patreon! I bet a lot of people would love to give money! I know I would!

[@jamescramton3068]

2:55 Haha you haven’t lost your touch

[@Frosti199]

"THE TUNA IS ESCAPING" 😂🤣🤣🤣😂

[@MrCalls]

Best one yet, top work

[@JustinSmith-rr3se]

Omg I know I haven’t been on here enough when I had no idea you released a new YTP a week and a half ago! This is one of your best ever l!

[@BobBob-up8fz]

"Ah Hagrid; the usual i presume?" "No thanks, Tom. I'm on official Hog-" *holds up a pint* "Um, No thanks Tom. I'm on official-" *2 Pints* "HARRY. wait outside" "Waaaaaaaaaaay, HAHA" *Goes back to Hogwarts completely smashed, in time for Dumblefuks speech and anger management* *kicks down dinning room door* "DUMBLEDORE IS A C7TT!" "AHGHGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" (Sorry 'bout that, Haha)

[@johnnyryan656]

Jclayton 1994's editing is on another level

[@dvinut]

It's incredible! This is the best part! It is a masterpiece! Thanks a lot, looking forward to the next video

[@GamerKhiladi]

I feel bad for the Dursleys now haha

[@lukep.614]

I laughed my head off on the radio scene 😏📻

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

We need this man to make a return, I miss his stuff

[@paiball._.]

oh god the “sorry about that” gets me dying EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@MDFE2003]

RIP Michael Gambon SILENCE!!!

[@Bloom0to9]

thanks for all the laughs over the years :) it's your fault that i can't watch harry potter anymore cos i expect something totally rando to happen :D

[@W.G1]

This is my fav ytp ever!

[@lukeroddis6427]

Watching Harry Potter on the telly and keep expecting Hagrid to shout hooray or Dumbledore to be set on fire... thought you ought to know 😂

[@alexdionisos]

The original scenes feel so weird without JClayton now

[@BWC-ui6we]

Not everyday the comments section is on now is it...AYE?!?

[@MasterFireProductions]

So this is where Mad Hagrid begins his killings lol. But for real though. This is amazing. I laughed my ass off. Keep it up!