HARRY'S A WOMAN

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A Harry Potter YTP/KZbin Poop. This is a remaster of my first ever YTP 'Harry's a Woman' that I made back in 2010 plus added a few more jokes from Dumbledore getting attacked by a lion to Mad Hagrid being a degenerate like always!
THE ORIGINAL YTP (2010)
• HARRY'S A WOMAN ORIGINAL
THE LIVESTREAM TALKING ABOUT THIS YTP
• TALKING ABOUT THE LATE...
THE SHORT VIDEO (Teaser)
• I would trust Hagrid w...
THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THE IDEA @ 2:47 (Busnut33)
/ busnut33
"WHAT'S UP WITH YOU, JAY?" (Quixotic) @5:29
/ quixoticmg
MUSIC USED
Harry's Music Box and Outro - Higher Octane - Vans in Japan
• Video
Dumbledore's Rage Music - Audiomachine - Kill 'Em All
• Audiomachine - Kill 'E...
Sad Music - You and I Unfulfilled Feelings
• You and I, Unfulfilled...

[@peterkaplar1660]

Alternative title: The Wrath of Dumbledore - The Origin Story :D I loved every single second of this, fantastic, as always!

[@cyberassassin6241]

This is canon.

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

you were pinned and hearted the lore expands omg

[@peterkaplar1660]

@@thatterrariaguidenpc8054 oh, wow, didn't even see the pin! *.* :O Mum, look, I'm famous! :D XD

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Clayton Wars Episode 1: the Wizard menace Episode 2: attack of the Hagrids Episode 3: Revenge of the Dumbledore Episode 4: A new YTP Episode 5: Dumbledore strikes back Episode 6: Return of the Harry I ain't going no further.

[@megangreen8720]

Yeah 😊

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

The fact that Harry keeps trolling Vernon with the music even after being brutally beaten is just hilarious. Gotta respect that dedication.

[@WondrousLanternProductions]

Yeah. I absolutely agree. I was almost on the floor laughing when he kept playing the music while Vernon had his dinner guests over. When I saw Harry's head slowly rise up next to their bed as they were sleeping, I nodded and immediately knew the radio was about to show and be played. Brilliant.

[@itslit7852]

Dude right I freaking lost it 🤣

[@MrMr.45]

I got a taco

[@MarianneHekkema9116]

That part cracked me tf up🤣

[@daisycook2366]

Bloody hell! We’ve even progressed onto “Aragog likes children”!

[@mrbearder6373]

What about “Harry Potter likes ‘chicken’?”

[@mrbearder6373]

@Evil Dan Oh shit!

[@eperjesizoltan5541]

When mad hagrid and the wrath of dumbledore is combined... There will be no survivors 😂

[@thebel89]

Don't forget murderous Vernon

[@erebus2106]

AY!

[@TheWelchProductions]

What’s the next step of their master plan?

[@jithyvijayannair9811]

That has now happened

[@Nightfall064]

I’ve no idea why I find stupid shit like this so amusing. Maybe it’s because you pull it off so well. Gotta say I’m enjoying the Mad Hagrid saga so far.

[@RYMAN1321]

Same here And I love how May Hagrid still does his thing despite not being the main star all the time

[@myarmsrgone]

The origins of Mad Hagrid and Wrath Of Dumbledore

[@TheWelchProductions]

Don’t try to understand it. Feel it.

[@mcninjamaster]

Hagrid staring at the camera was so funny for some reason 😅

[@TheLionKing2019Fan]

It just isn't a Harry Potter YTP without a scene being censored.

[@bcd8208]

What's up with you, J?

[@RYMAN1321]

When I was watching it I was wondering what scene it would be I was not expecting Aragog to be involved though LOL

[@Gamer-yg9wp]

Mmmm fresh meat

[@rofai-ek9903]

@@RYMAN1321 i wonder how that would work

[@erikfrommeyer2606]

But now I’m wondering why Aragog is wearing pants

[@krevonx1000]

2:11 The Tuna is Escaping 2:54 Mad Hagrid 6:35 Dumbledore Meltdown.

[@AlyssaHanikoChanOfficial]

0:36 uh oh

[@dragroch5536]

Dumbledore repeatedly burnt himself calmly.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@Evil Dan ''Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you?!''

[@myarmsrgone]

@@TheStraightestWhitest "n o s i r"

[@luker3752]

Hagrid making Harry wait outside and shouting wahey is my favourite moment

[@SenyorCapitàCollons]

*hooray

[@JClayton1994]

Comments are finally enabled! What do you think of my latest installment?!

[@worldwar2historyandgear970]

It has Hagrid, dancing, ear rape and Coke. What more do you need?

[@fr_potato7184]

Brilliant

[@samlaing8689]

As long as there’s some el cocaina, people being mentally abused and a cencored scene of someone getting raped, I’m happy 😩

[@dndgeek4112]

Funny AF!

[@patrioticviking2A]

2:55 is got to be the best part lol

[@christianchilders8556]

The part where Harry kept trolling Vernon and the fact he kept doing it after being beaten up had me rolling. Also Minerva tapping Draco on his shoulder just to flip him off was hilarious

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

2:14 I just imagine Uncle Vernon bouncing uncontrollably into multiple scenes and ruining them, screaming as he breaks reality again and again.

[@leelo5078]

Harry pissing of Vernon with the Boombox is honest to God the hardest i’ve laughed at a YTP in a while. Jay, you’re one of the poopers i’ve watched for the longest time and I can always rely on you for a good laugh.

[@nijntje3601]

'poopers' HAHA

[@owenwinters6397]

Same here

[@AdiPad-]

In all my years of watching YTPs, it is really nice to know JClayton is still making some quality posts, whereas others have disappeared. Been watching you for about a decade pal, hope you are good.

[@kdparchives3395]

I don't need working out to get abs when I can just simply laugh my ass off at a JClayton YTP until all the laughing gives me a six-pack! 👏

[@kaceycametoparty]

This is honestly the best masterpiece I've ever seen in my life!

[@kai.s_wrld]

honestly same lol

[@tsunamifoxy]

Finally, a prequel to The Wrath of Dumbledore! And Harry driving Vernon insane with a boombox is the funniest shit ever LMAO Mad respect mate!

[@MDFE2003]

RIP Michael Gambon SILENCE!!!

[@alexdionisos]

4:10 technically Voldmort was in the Leaky Cauldron on the back of Quirrels head so I accept this as canon

[@clashkingking6193]

Belatrix wasn’t tho

[@antighastly]

I like the Wrath of Dumbledore callback. His rage will never be quenched

[@ChristianMaracleOFFICIAL]

5:28 - Hey, my buddy Quixotic made it into one of these videos!!! That's awesome!

[@jacklucas6203]

2:13 This part made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe this part is so funny

[@OBAMNASODA761]

Ikr? I come back to that part 😂😂 when he’a flying into the car and smashes into it

[@RYMAN1321]

Vernon falling out of the window always made me laugh a lot as a kid. But the way you edited it at 2:13 made me die laughing even more 😂😂😂😂 I was not expecting longtime reactor Quixotic to make an appearance though. Good job 👍

[@aloo9937]

“I’d trust Hagrid with my life”

[@TheGV369]

Was expecting 6:10 to go down like the end of The Wrath of Dumbledore when I first watched this, imagining Richard Harris Dumbledore being as savage as Michael Gambon Dumbledore

[@CJ-remmber_that]

"I am Rubeus *FUCKING* Hagrid" ~Hagrid 2021-2022

[@thatterrariaguidenpc8054]

Dumbledore: I trust hagrid with my life Hagrid on the previous YTP: *Burns Dumbledore alive*

[@amritasreepadini8511]

What does ytp mean?

[@DontLook2265]

Richard Harris got so angry he turned into Michael Gambon

[@kasis4263]

6:10 That happy music at this moment is hillarious 🤣

[@kasis4263]

3:14 Hagrid be like: Why the hell am I actually saying this?

[@kaja23]

3:33 Nice party Harry...Nice party

[@rangopistacho6928]

i love how despite the arc being over the wrath of Dumbledore is still inside of him

[@papahamdrew9962]

“Everywhere I go, I see his face” “There’s No Hogwarts without you Hagrid” We’ll miss you Robbie, it’s hard to look at Hagrid now he’s gone, but then we remember the good times and the many laughs JClayton brought with Hagrid. He’s my favorite character and always makes me laugh. I bet Robbie is saying “hooray, ha ha ha” right now from heaven as JClayton works on Mad Hagrid 3

[@turbomuumi782]

*One more sound…* I can’t even. This is way too good :DD

[@mrjprice3]

I liked the censored reaction: What’s up with you Jay? -Mason. I miss those days a lot. Hope to see both of you back on here soon.

[@jasonfoth14]

You are actually a legend, I have so much fun watching your YTP XD

[@JClayton1994]

Thank you, Jason (same name as me)

[@MaxToThePower]

I won't be able to sleep ever again knowing that Mad Hagrid can break the fourth wall. PS: I love how Dumby's having a breakdown with the cheerful music at 6:10.

[@brynjones2708]

These types of videos capture the essence of YTP's from 2013-2017 perfectly.

[@TheWelchProductions]

2:29 😆 Hagrid is a savage.

[@bobbykirsch9352]

I love how it doesn't matter who's doing the raping..... the zipper sound even applies to Giant Spiders 😆

[@rofai-ek9903]

That's gonna hurt

[@maksymlevkovets334]

6:34 The kindest Dumboldor

[@林耕鋒-n2c]

4:13 Bellatrix's and Voldemort's laugh ~~~😂😂😂😂😂

[@jumimejo5739]

2:08 The part is very funny when Harry comes in their room to torment them in their bed while falling asleep. But uncle gets unnecessary annoyed by the loud rock music playing of Harry’s boombox.

[@katiek2854]

he needs to

[@sebustilus]

Crabbe Malfoy and Boombox Harry killed me, fkn awesome YTP as always.

[@joeplant2725]

Holy shit that was probably the hardest I’ve laughed at a YTP in a long time, my sides still hurt 😂 so well edited and the comedy is top notch

[@thepillowcomfortable1880]

This is literally one of the best ytps ever made. It’s on par with the wrath of dumbledore.

[@JarethTheGoblinKingForever]

I'm still waiting for a "Mad Snape" episode where he kills Dumbledore with his "abracadabra" spell.

[@MiSt3300]

Haha this never gets old! I loved the scene @ 4:09 !

[@j2thed]

About freakin’ time, Clayton! Now I can comment and say how AMAZING this YTP is!

[@xSharpW]

I love how Harry is the most excited about pissing off Dumbledore with the clapping, considering his record with the boombox in this YTP.

[@redx5132]

Been watching for so many years now, found you from MegaBeast and TheMasterPoop back in the day and havent stopped since, everything to do with your YTP's is so great please keep up the great work! (and when Dumbledore screams after getting burned/hurt, that is the best running joke out of them all LOL)

[@coenjarratt5681]

Dumbledore's eternal suffering is always funny.

[@bapoumannson6745]

god. you should direct movies. I'd watch every single one. Love your poops. theyve gotten me through covid

[@teycona9759]

This ending with Hagrid and Dumbledore was golden

[@dragroch5536]

Dumbledore burns his hand patting Harry on head.

[@shuaybyousuf6189]

Bumbledore: I would trust Hagrid with my life Hagrid: *runs Dumbledore over with a motorcycle* *The power of trust lmao*

[@rayofsunshine8743]

I freaking died when Hagrid gets on Dumbledore's last nerve by insulting him and then he proceeds to pull out a gun 😂6:33

[@alvinsmith641]

"The tuna is escaping!"-Uncle Vernon

[@MrVilla124]

Finding this on December 25th was the best Christmas present ever!

[@kickingkenno]

I’ve just discovered this channel and I’ve not laughed so much in years at the videos - hope there’s Hagrid p3 coming soon!

[@Aidanhatesyouall]

This was fantastic!!!! This, and mad Hagrid 2, are the best!!! You are truly the best! Keep going! I wonder if there is a way to bring mad hagrid, and angry dumbledore into the deathly hallows movies or something 😂😂 but you did it! I think I asked a while back if it was possible to give your old KZbin poops the jclayton 2021 treatment, and you did! So much material! Keep going, you are the best KZbin pooper! You should set up some type of tipping system, or patreon! I bet a lot of people would love to give money! I know I would!

[@Frosti199]

I could not stop laughing becouse of Harrys Troll Face 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@Skyfall_Asylum]

I love your ytps so I have no idea how I’m only just seeing this in my recommended for the first time but this was hilarious!

[@W.G1]

This is my fav ytp ever!

[@whoamialtacc3117]

This has to be the hardest try not to laugh video i have ever seen, I laughed just 5 seconds into the video

[@Aidanhatesyouall]

There is a scene in deathly hallows part 2, where Harry is trying to get ravenclaws diadem on the top of the debris, and he’s throwing stuff behind him as he climbing up all the junk, while at the same time hermione is trying to climb up. It would be funny if you did an edit where every object kept getting her, and some stuff when they’re in bellatrixs vault. Or when Harry has his face messed up at Malfoy manor in part 1. It would be funny if hagrids face was photoshopped on it or something 😂😂😂

[@Chris1YOUKNOW]

4:35 Gets Me Every Time

[@pal9876]

The legend is back

[@CaitlinHenning-u9t]

My friend and I live in different countries and we bond like MAD HAGRID over these vids. Whenever one comes out I think of a bass-boosted Hagrid "hey". You are doing the lord's werk. Thank you!

[@TheGV369]

0:20 First time we hear Richard Harris Dumbledore screaming

[@johnnyryan656]

Jclayton 1994's editing is on another level

[@turbomuumi782]

6:27 Just noticed that there’s a girl with glasses smoking in the front row :DD

[@leviathandrumming2175]

Awesome video as usual man. Makes me excited for the third Mad Hagrid:D

[@dvinut]

It's incredible! This is the best part! It is a masterpiece! Thanks a lot, looking forward to the next video

[@nathangraham2276]

I wonder what Hagrid's punishment will be when he tells Dumbledore that he squashed Harry Potter the boy who lived with a door

[@Lightkey137]

The wrath of Vernon Dursley 1:43 1:50

[@JustinSmith-rr3se]

Omg I know I haven’t been on here enough when I had no idea you released a new YTP a week and a half ago! This is one of your best ever l!

[@mrjeffjr1470]

Piss myself with laughter everytime Dumbledore gets roasted, man just cant help burning himself.😅😅

[@lukeroddis6427]

Watching Harry Potter on the telly and keep expecting Hagrid to shout hooray or Dumbledore to be set on fire... thought you ought to know 😂

[@alexdionisos]

The original scenes feel so weird without JClayton now

[@Flipbug_The_Whimsical]

It's been a rough week but this utter nonsense has made everything better 😅🤜

[@IMOJEGA]

This is the funnniest YTP I've ever seen

[@Matihood1]

This version of Vernon is much more patient than the book Vernon xD

[@MrCalls]

Best one yet, top work

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

We need this man to make a return, I miss his stuff

[@shaunallen8066]

This one was so good best parts were the music player parts, party in Harry’s room and Hagrid sitting on Dudley. Loved the whole video as well had me laughing the whole way through 🤣🤣

[@TylerHorn-w7z]

The way Vernon says "the tuna is escaping!" And falls out a window then bounces into the sky

[@Katy950]

4:08 face of hagrid is like time to drink XD

[@JClayton1994]

O o oooh

[@MasterFireProductions]

So this is where Mad Hagrid begins his killings lol. But for real though. This is amazing. I laughed my ass off. Keep it up!

[@user-xd7yz3xg8s]

The music box 🤣

[@lukep.614]

I laughed my head off on the radio scene 😏📻

[@Bloom0to9]

thanks for all the laughs over the years :) it's your fault that i can't watch harry potter anymore cos i expect something totally rando to happen :D

[@paiball._.]

oh god the “sorry about that” gets me dying EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@TomApps-ik9oc]

6:33 "Professor Dumbledore Is A Crums" 6:35 Albus Dumbledore Goes Rogue & Made The Kids Screams

[@themaderhatter]

The tuna is escaping

[@matthall3077]

It’s Petunia He’s Escaping

[@MoonWatcher243]

@@matthall3077no, the captions say THE TUNA IS ESCAPING 😂😂

[@matthall3077]

@@MoonWatcher243 That’s Auto Caption!

[@MoonWatcher243]

@@matthall3077 no, they literally edit it in

[@MoonWatcher243]

@@matthall3077 r u blind?

[@jamiedavy_]

This is much better than the OG Harry’s A Woman

[@nobodyspecial1080]

Damn good of Vernon to warn Harry 3 times before beating his ass....Damn good....

[@alyx9191]

2:34 why am i laughing so hard

[@RiasBlack]

Oh I was so hoping the AK would make a comeback XD

[@theweirdchannel653]

4:13 Voldemort laugh, I was waiting for it :D