When the CHEESER Gets CHEESED | Cheesiest Man Alive

[@OsOkod]

1:30 - MAROAUDER - HELLBAT - VIKING ALL IN - DO I HEAR THE PENGUINBROTHERS rolling in ???????

[@Qlmmb2086]

"Terran you play with the gut, Protos you play with the brain, Zerg you play with the snot that comes from your nose." - Kevin "Harstem" De Koning, 2023

[@trentostgaard]

"Cars are a little bit overrated" - Harstem, while controlling 6 hellions

[@DanM182]

Please can you do another video of pretending to be AFK. You haven't done that in ages, would love to see it!

[@brotoss9687]

would be awesome

[@TritonTv69420]

I was actually thinking about that a while ago. It must be so much fun. Timings are everything

[@DanM182]

@@TritonTv69420 Yeah it will be really difficult to pull off but nonetheless would be fun to watch. Might actually be doable with zerg as protoss just seems really hard

[@Rubenss1234]

Uthermal tried it recently with protos

[@TritonTv69420]

@@DanM182 harstem has done them before. Usually the opponent does crazy stuff if they don't just kill them and harstem comes in qith a suppose army. Haha

[@jeremymacdonald7266]

I get most of my steps in every day following Harstem on his tangents.

[@hamburgers7817]

When you were bragging about saving the BC right after it blew up lmao 🤣 then went into what a clean game. Great stuff though thanks for the content as always.

[@st4ndby]

Oh harstem, i Love your anecdotes so much while you playing! This always gives me a smile it doesnt matter how sad I am. Thank you so mich for your humor and your Videos ❤

[@GSteel-rh9iu]

Capt. waxes philosophical on life, youth, adulthood, free cheese at the market and sc2! Respect, big fan!

[@teekoz1182]

3 racks marine 2 second each scv before the 2 and 3 comes out and 3 racks reaper, rally point direct for proxy with 1 direct for the 2 proxy

[@teekoz1182]

It alwalys comes like half second at good time

[@-Raylight]

So this is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. They're destined to do this forever

[@chir0pter]

this is what separates Harstem from the sewer mermaid castbait of the world: Harstem shows us the struggle, not just cherry picked games of hapless opponents making critical mistakes at levels of play where executing or even knowing a build order is a triumph

[@lucius8675]

Man, in America you can still get the deli worker to let you try a piece of cheese no matter your age....our countries are so similar yet so different. Next time I'm at a grocery store, I'll drop a piece of free cheese on the floor for my hommie Harstem.

[@momchilandonov]

I like my cheese with pizza or pasta! :)

[@GSteel-rh9iu]

yeah but that's just the crappy slices that taste like plastic. Not the great stuff the Capn has in wee holland.

[@lucius8675]

@@GSteel-rh9iu lol silly person. First of all.plastic american cheese is the best. It has american in it. 😉 Second, any good one will have all the cheeses from most of the world even the elusive Gouda.

[@dylanberger8701]

​@@GSteel-rh9iuyou can get a full selection of cheese at most american markets, it's just americans take pride in actively choosing the wrong option among a multitude of good ones. yeeeeee haw

[@januszkurahenowski2860]

@@lucius8675 You're still not getting the really good cheese, it's sort of like me buying an imported budweiser and thinking that it will be an insanely good beer. They're mostly importing the cheap stuff that's from there, you're not getting that good regional traditional cheese you would elsewhere. Same thing goes for things like polish kiełbasa (sausage), the one you see is like one the cheapest ones they sell in poland

[@perniciousthought9173]

I just love it when Harstem "uses" the lingo xDDD Its wholesome and funny

[@TheSuperappelflap]

When you are going for a rax proxy against protoss, you have to send out the 2nd and optionally 3rd and 4th scvs early enough to beat the probe scout timing. If your scv gets spotted youre screwed. This is why the pro terrans send out the 2nd scv "too early". Its better to lose 15 minerals instead of losing the game straight up. Against zerg its a bit more lenient but you still dont want to get spotted by the 1st overlord so you still get better results sending them earlier.

[@marcolamia719]

Proxy 2 racks reaper in TvT takes the best from both worlds: there's no way you're gonna do a single bit of damage while you're destroying your own entire macro. What a beautiful build

[@Lanzetsu]

Sometimes the worst is when you can do damage with the Reapers because the more you micro them the worse your macro is lagging behind and when the pressure is cleared you look at your base and resources and start to build ASAP while your enemy recovers and move through the map to kill you lol

[@Red3white]

This intro is legendary

[@Crit305]

For proxy 3 rax, send 1st scv at game start, second scv will be second scv built , 3rd scv will be first depot builder. You want the second one there fast so he gets there before their scout goes out. Also, leave the expansion and go straight into the main after killing any drones and queen at expansion. Don't send rax back until you've failed keep rallying into their main and go for the kill :)

[@addesund]

With the hellbat marauder build, I usually keep rallying units for a while during the push, like 6-8 hellions and 2-3 marauders. From the starport, you can make a liberator after the medivac, its very strong since they lack queens. /Your friend HORSTEM

[@hellfinder4687]

9:24 "I'm loosing my units which is annoying" BC : "Oh really ?"

[@damedley75]

15:00 Zerg displaying fantastic micro

[@TheSuperappelflap]

In game 1, if you ran in the hellions in hellion form, you coulve killed all the drones at the 3rd with minimal damage, then when the armory finished and medivac comes in, transformer 75% of them and go attack the queens.The remaining couple hellions can go harass the natural. Transforming all of them is a huge waste of potential. Signed, a diamond league terran cheese expert thats been playing since 2013.

[@NickBrozack]

King of splits, call me Van Damme!🤣

[@lynch7]

The cheese salesman story is hilarious, thank yoy

[@jepasdenom7643]

Damn dude. I just love the builds you done, wp.

[@Jamie-yo6qk]

Oh how the turns have tabled.

[@nickrowles103]

I can't believe we got a wink at the end of this video :D

[@Sanguinarius9999]

After far too many games of proxy rax I believe 3 proxy rax and a 4th at home at top of ramp making the wall with the depo's is best as the enemy scout sees your normal position barracks helping hide that your proxy raxing.

[@recarsion]

Thumbnail made me think of James May Cheese versus *slam* C H E E S E

[@TheSuperappelflap]

I still buy my cheese at the market because its a lot cheaper, Harstem. And you can still get some free samples.

[@repit5014]

I mean , if you wanna be the cheesiest, you have to at least teleport a surprise BC into your Hellbat SCV train vs Zerg. I like to open Reactor, 8 marine drop into BC Hellbat. Its way to easy to execute, you just kill his army and run straight into his main. I would submit to the imba or do I suck if I was on the recieving end.

[@EsportsStoryteller]

What's your favorite cheese? Mine is proxy gold hatchery

[@sakesaurus]

proxy hatch contain at 28 almost like a macro build I love it

[@imagine_9620]

A joint + cheesiest man alive is the best chilling setup after a day in the office

[@andreashalbfeld7671]

You're a content MACHINE!

[@martonko1232]

Harstem i told you this some time ago but still... i love you!

[@DuBLD33]

Harstem says, "I don't think you do, but thank you"

[@andreygalkin5666]

Love your videos!

[@generalkitten2100]

if your cheese shop doesn't give free samples, you need to find a better cheese shop

[@tehstrongbad]

How in the actual fuck did the Zerg afford to counterattack like that after losing like 8 workers early? That’s crazy.

[@miza6]

Is Harstem’s Terran micro way better than his Protoss? Marine splits looking crisp

[@Neoplasie1900]

At least we get the confirmation that terrans don't even gg other terrans.

[@danwelch5913]

Oh how the tables have turned.

[@deepvoid2871]

nice thumbnail. fresh

[@You-ul8qw]

Harstem, if you really want to be the cheesiest man alive, you have to play random on a barcode, just a barcode isn't enough.

[@orbstargg]

Why does your game look better than mine? Do you use a video filter in post?

[@christianr9649]

Bitte gebt dem Mann seinen Käse.

[@nathanmaxwell1195]

"Cars are a little bit overrated" I am here for the anti-car culture

[@Saberwulfy]

Who win a battle SC I vs SC II ?

[@pamsp]

Second game the zerg player could have easily won if he had the zerg gene of just spaming ling and moving them to the enemy's base

[@pvaupe2729]

U should open a cheese store.

[@Kopalex23]

Yooo!

[@lagtowns]

Wait a minute... Didn't Harstem just shit on this game 1 build in an iodis game recently?

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

Terran doesn't have cheese, they have build orders. A cheese requires some kind of cost or risk if scouted. Maybe a late tier rush has some early tier vulnerabilities but that's about it.

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

and the game 1 'cheese' is a complete fail, and then he just wins easily anyway

[@EsportsStoryteller]

Some things like 4 proxy rax or most proxies are risky and depend on shouting

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

game 2 - scouted, doesn't matter, easy win.

[@LehteMaelstrom]

flying buildings moment

[@ericcusss]

@@LehteMaelstrom W comment :)))

[@AntiDoctor-cx2jd]

your girl will leave you if you don't have a good keyboard.

[@ryanstradford9771]

First

[@momchilandonov]

Last to get laid!