haruka watches an obese woman die and gets inspired

japanese comedy is special
oh also the game is Yakuza 5

[@theunchosendude5446]

This is rocketing up in views way faster than my other videos. Are you guys really that excited to watch an obese woman die? Edit: The game's Yakuza 5. Edit #2 or something: wow thanks guys for the 4 million views. I can die in pieces now

[@ogokuru]

Of course

[@VisaCardholder]

Wouldn't be the first time. Surely won't be the last.

[@obiwankenobi1608]

Obviously

[@OrokamoKaito]

Maybe?

[@jaeyounglee5410]

yes 🥰

[@zenthik4131]

“obese woman tries to street dance, instantly regrets it” - dhar mann, probably

[@stvk99]

what happens next will shock you

[@stonefacewiththedrip3377]

@@stvk99 chubbyemu probably

[@faraaziqbal8302]

@@stonefacewiththedrip3377 his vids are pretty informative though

[@walterwhite4699]

So you see…

[@ripinkhanna6075]

@@faraaziqbal8302 Indeed

[@HarryPotter-uv8yp]

This week’s episode of “What in the HELL am I looking at?” looks pretty great.

[@primus0348]

Agreed

[@motifity3416]

You're looking at Haruka watching an obese woman die and becoming inspired

[@kamo7293]

Yakuza next question

[@starliner2498]

@@motifity3416 that doesn't answer anything

[@dormammu0]

I agree , tf is this?

[@chipsbag]

"Dad, I swear this game is about crimes and organized gangs in Japan" - Me, explaining to my father after he watches this scene

[@freelanceart1019]

Be gone CiA thooot

[@od8756]

I can't tell if this is modded or not

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

The CIA has a father?!?!

[@БогданКрименюк]

@@od8756 it's a completely untouched game *Now realize what the mods can do*

[@SeiyaTempest]

Who's your daddy?

[@otakamerd1220]

The fact Haruka knew to whip out her phone prior to this girl’s death is truly the pinnacle of her character development into the main antagonist of Yakuza 10: Years in the Joint

[@raindrop4308]

damn you XD take my like

[@largepennies72]

I mean with a girl that looks like that you can already expect a death

[@badacid8685]

😂😂😂😂

[@erenthebirb1220]

"Haruka watches obese woman die and gets inspired" *That's a title I never thought i would see*

[@Vyansya]

It feels satisfying to be the 1000th likers

[@depressedbird1146]

Lol

[@lonelyronin2428]

That's a pretty snazzy bird you got there. And trust me, this the internet. You're gonna find weirder titles someday.

[@mr.whitepigeon1884]

Agreed fellow bird

[@Adeyum64]

And it's not even a mod

[@masamune2984]

Falls 8 feet: Just fine. Falls 9 feet: INSTANT DEATH.

[@euphisa8127]

Ikr why cant she just bounce back up from the water

[@caramelcopcat]

skyrim logic

[@Bbtwink]

The way she just floated there like a kitchen sponge in dishwater killed me

[@nuiharime4839]

@@Bbtwink Hahahaha not this comparison

[@Bbtwink]

Nui Harime I can’t unsee

[@hannibalcase1100]

I can't be the only one who thought she was just going to have a heart attack and keel over.

[@sparking023]

When she started painting, I got that idea. Then she suddenly pulled a Sonic and made that sick af spin dash

[@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR]

thought the bridge was gonna break

[@sir6379]

@@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR same

[@user-dd7kb5lg4o]

Yeah and after that I thought she was going to smash her head somewhere, because of all the falling and everything

[@Reyvion]

@@DiamondsAreForeverLOLcheeseBUR Next Destination type beat

[@Ethan-ee8rv]

It started off so sweet. She was exercising and the crowd was cheering her on and then this just happens.

[@eggsandbacon892]

I feel so bad...

[@anonymousbanana204]

@@eggsandbacon892it was hilarious

[@bruh474]

@@anonymousbanana204 to each our own 🤷

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

At least it wasn't a heart attack. That's what usually happens. Or a stroke...

[@bladeshotone]

​@@thelegacyofgaming2928yea I was just waiting for that😂

[@hairglowingkyle4572]

Obese woman: *fucking dies* Haru: Holy fuck that's rad

[@Cairo40000]

Obese woman: **drowning** Everyone: Coolest shit I've ever seen

[@johnhiggins1746]

What game or show is this

[@sofi-xf3dr]

@Kazumaf Social reject alert

[@ImInYourWalls.000]

@@johnhiggins1746 I believe it's from one of the "Yakuza" games but I can't remember which one it was

[@occboc844]

@@ImInYourWalls.000 I’d be yakuza 5 cause In 4 she’s not that old yet

[@taco6n13]

Fun Fact: after this you can look at the river and she's still floating there.

[@hamed3436]

wait really?

[@ultima579]

@@hamed3436 yep but resets after you enter a building

[@hamed3436]

@@ultima579 oh no..

[@hamed3436]

@@ultima579 oh btw, i already beat the game and i'm playing premium mode now. i can't find the mission "a normal life" where you met two highschooler at the bridge. i tried changing the time but still can't find them. do you have any tips on how to find them?

[@rubyy.7374]

Some say she’s still floating to this day.

[@dapha1623]

Haruka after watching a life taking performance: "she's an icon, she's a legend, and she is the moment"

[@NIHIL_EGO]

"Hey queen ! Girl you have done it again, constantly rasing the bar for us all, and doing it flawlessly."

[@The_Void_Constellation]

Life taking indeed

[@rikat2633]

@@The_Void_Constellation 💀

[@m00nrac00n]

"Now, come on now."

[@buna622]

Heheh, *Literally.*

[@fakename7901]

She gave one hell of a show before passing, respect

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Always leave them wanting more.

[@daner8878]

True idol

[@hohohomoneyy]

Ikr

[@glenncooper7184]

She's a legend all right.

[@NA-nz9lv]

this game is a 100% accurate representation of the japanese Yakuza, don't let anyone tell you different.

[@deadliestvice5356]

Japanese people would tell you otherwise, as the games aren't actually called "Yakuza".

[@taiyangxiaolong9228]

@@deadliestvice5356 ‘Twas a joke

[@leandrusi4533]

Now what the fuck this means? Do the yakuza just stay by street dancing obese women and clap?

[@noelle1030]

@@leandrusi4533 I don't get it either ._.

[@depressantdrug]

Can't tell if the people in the comments are also joking or not...

[@dorianlcruzzz]

It’s crazy how every action I’ve taken, every thing that’s happened in my life has led up to me watching whatever the living hell this is

[@BlaecOleander]

That's deep 🤔 And chilling

[@sakurahirawa]

Help, my brain has ceased.

[@peachykitty8246]

😂

[@extrapathos]

It isn't your doing though. It only came up in your recommended, chosen by an algorithm.

[@BlaecOleander]

@@extrapathos she didn't have to watch it, though. Maybe if something had gone differently in the days leading up to...this encounter, she might have been like "....Nah, I'm good" 😂

[@SteveCrafts2k]

I don't know what's worse: the fact that her arms are disproportionate with her body size, or the fact that Haruka immediately went "That's rad" after this.

[@Luckrye]

Because it was rad

[@Resi1ience]

Seriously WHAT did this inspire in her

[@ursidae97]

Was it not rad?

[@sadflix8754]

@@Resi1ience uh.. you know, um.. well.. yeah

[@BboyCorrosive]

Her body size is disproportionate to her body size tbh

[@atlasprime6193]

I gotta respect the audience for actually being supportive (when you get your QTE right) of her performance.

[@siruoro6718]

Truely japanese level of manners

[@epsteindidntkillhimself69]

I wouldn't call it Japanese manners. In Japan, they tend to scorn any kind of nonconformist extremely harshly.

[@AllergyAngelXOXO]

@@epsteindidntkillhimself69that’s kinda sad :/

[@averagegordonenjoyer3141]

​@@siruoro6718 Japanese are passive aggressive, this is a videogame for a reason

[@sath6089]

Haruka literally learned how to backflip because of this.

[@CrocoDylianVT]

how to backflip: not like that

[@boiledsnow]

Imagine learning how to backflip based off of seeing someone else never learning how.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

​@@boiledsnow It's easy. You just do the opposite

[@bencenagy5459]

Well, knowing what NOT to do is still learning

[@Thefootqueen]

I’m like a dog at a party. I have no idea what’s going on but I’m still enjoying it.

[@Natycik]

What da dog doing?

[@marlak4203]

This video is just embarrassing Japan. Lol.

[@Jakeee108]

Lol same

[@thepraetor7434]

@@marlak4203 This video kinda looks like the type of comedy in Japanese media lol so I don't think so

[@marlak4203]

@@thepraetor7434 Oh my goodness. Their "comedy?" Sheesh.

[@bullypopful]

These games have caused me to take so many breaks while I stare at it trying to figure out how anyone could create a series so perfect

[@Hopper_Arts]

They just can, it's the perfect mix between great storytelling and stupidly good comedic timing, also add some drama and character development, a big open world, fun minigames and fluid combat and...boom, perfect series.

[@lebenwielary7878]

@@Hopper_Arts you remember baby Rugby from Yakuza 6 (I believe)? That shite almost brought me to hospital lmao

[@asylumskp4391]

@@lebenwielary7878 *[SPOILER]* that scene was equally on par with the time Kiryu punched Yuta through a glass door

[@kittycatgirl1139]

It’s perfection

[@erikasl.7050]

Japan 💪

[@angeldrl]

the did her dirty with those camera shakes coordinated with her steps

[@Pikachu-qr4yb]

😂

[@BigChungus-zg6zw]

Don't forget the jurassic park ground thumping. Almost as funny as that due irl who followed fat people around with a trombone, playing low notes in time with their steps.

[@bepispepsi8180]

The lady was so happy, it was kinda sad to see her get all hyped and dance for others who didn’t judge her and then she died by falling a little further than when she landed just fine in that boat-

[@fishiesregression1725]

its funny and weird and crazy but depressing this has me experiencing every emotion and 15 extras

[@adrianrandom3448]

Yeah right?, Like I thought she was going to be a joke (as in, everyone would laugh at her and just not listen) but they were all having fun, and people danced with her, and overall she was having a great time :/

[@onlyanormalnoob9415]

It's true though

[@jonathanli3923]

I knew i wasnt the only one that felt a bit sad 🥲

[@theunchosendude5446]

I don't actually think she died so it's okay. I only said she died because it makes for the funny title

[@ResidentEvilFan1123]

The fact she says "that's rad!" like Kiryu is so goddamn adorable

[@nekrosion]

@ERA CASTE well, even though it's a loose translation, he still says it and so does she.

[@genghiskhan8782]

@@nekrosion That’s good enough for me.

[@nekrosion]

@@genghiskhan8782 if it works, it works!

[@matilde_5]

@ERA CASTE The point they were trying to make is that she’s saying the same thing as Kiryu and that’s adorable

[@kanseidorifto2430]

@@nekrosion It just works!

[@Deo499]

I love how this was clearly modeled after a normal sized woman that they just blew up

[@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069]

Obese people don't exist in Japan.

[@megaoof7184]

@@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 and that's a fact

[@JoshTwistYT]

@@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 sumo wrestlers

[@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069]

@@JoshTwistYT Sumo Wrestlers aren't people.

[@beetleR6]

@@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 nor are they obese 👀

[@Dishsoap1789]

I genuinely feel bad for her. She just wanted to be an Idol

[@bettygrof.]

Am I crazy for thinking she was cute

[@philryan1171]

No reason to feel bad for her she has very strong legs.

[@licanisbeastilarica5761]

@@bettygrof.No you’re one of the better humans out here

[@BlackVortex604]

​@@bettygrof.Yes.

[@elderjose9662]

I don't think she dies she just fall in the wather lol!

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Obese girl was straight up vibing, she didn’t deserve that 😭 rip to a real one

[@Alessastarz]

Right?! That woman had more balls than any man I will ever date does lmfao

[@Alessastarz]

@@disdude8287 lmao us women be so crazy tho 🤣🤣🤣

[@disdude8287]

@@Alessastarz only crazy can truly deal with and understand crazy

[@stonefacewiththedrip3377]

she shouldnt be pulled by the gravity cuz she aint looking down. rip to the real one, homie attended funeral. paid respect on her grave too 😔💯

[@nursemain3174]

She also was dancing pretty well and being healthy

[@TheWorstPartyMember]

To be fair, Haruka has seen a surprising amount of death for a girl her age. This is just a Wednesday for her.

[@aztecelotl]

Haruka: “For you, the day that you saw that fat girl falling off that bridge, became the most impactful day of your life. But for me… it was wednesday!”

[@my.meIody]

coz she a wednesday from wrdbeshday

[@Sad_Kitty_]

@@my.meIody That show is garbage

[@gamesnbooks9033]

​@@Sad_Kitty_Hot take

[@commanderdenta]

​@@my.meIodypiss off 💀💀💀

[@yayothejowen2541]

As a person who never played this game, it feels weird seeing characters that look like real people act like anime characters lmao

[@eden8992]

and it's even weirder when real people do it too

[@Thonycv]

Watch kamen rider

[@vive335]

Weebs

[@iRDude415]

Heyyy yo its you from the other video, you still haven't answered us, so are you in the math group or nahh? Don't you dare keep us hanging

[@iskandar6799]

@@iRDude415 Bruhhh he was the one in the math group?!

[@melancholiclonging8641]

I want you to know that I found this video a few months back and it convinced me to start the Yakuza series which I did about a month ago with 0. I'm now on 5 and just saw that scene. This is the greatest game series ever. Thank you so much lol

[@theunchosendude5446]

Glad I got you into the series!

[@bbobb25]

how on earth did you beat 6 yakuza games in just a month

[@theunchosendude5446]

A few months, not a month.

[@bekfastmaster3]

@@theunchosendude5446 they saud they started the yakuza series about a month ago

[@theunchosendude5446]

Oh, you're right, I read the comment wrong.

[@Gugunet26]

I lost it completely when she started bouncing 💀

[@SimoneBellomonte]

Pfp Sauce? 🗿

[@_ruoye]

@@SimoneBellomonteits hatsune miku

[@pggd]

@@SimoneBellomonte bro said pfp sauce 💀💀 are you 9

[@Deviant-Strategic-Assassins]

​@@pggd hmm🤔

[@SimoneBellomonte]

@@_ruoye I know, I meant the artist.

[@onedoesnotsimply7375]

Yakuza is a mature and serious game series about the dark underworld of japan.

[@RonaldoVODS]

One does not simply say this right after watching this video

[@GoodGamer360]

Well, obese people in Japan is bullied and discriminated, if you are obese in Japan you only can be seen as a walking comic gag, and this is not a joke, but well, I guess it is pretty hard to be obese in a country where all the food is healthy, they kinda deserve it tho

[@Hektols]

@@GoodGamer360No, they don't deserve bullying, but yeah, it's very hard to get obese in Japan, not only they have very healthy food but at schools they give a lot of importance to physical education and they promote a very healthy lifestyle. It's so hard to get fat that even sumo fighters struggle to gain weight at the beginning of their careers.

[@GoodGamer360]

​@@Hektols Yeah, and there is the fact that they all are thin at least their first 20 years of life, so their body get used to be thin, this is not a theory, being fat make you lose some important enzymes that help you metabolize better, so it is easier to them to stay thin, and it is harder to USA citizens to be thin, because the fats are common in their food.

[@Rick-bn5bs]

@@RonaldoVODS I mean it’s “dark” alright

[@TheRadicalOneNG]

She's not going to remain obese for long if she keeps using *HEAT MOVES* to burn those calories...

[@edi.luv_]

@@jurillemarcchan2924 the human body literally needs food- wtf u talking bou-

[@noraiyu]

@@edi.luv_ they meant by eating junk food for an ridiculous amount after doing the dancing stuff.

[@TheCapitalLetterM]

If i remember right, this was also mocapped. So people in real life had to do these motions with mocap suits. Man i fucking love this series.

[@koraegi]

I'm convinced even if I did play the game I wouldn't have any more context for what just happened than I do now

[@flarisa2737]

It's just Japanese people being fatphobic the usual

[@Bruh_but_why]

@@flarisa2737 "Fatphobic" Wtf is fatphobia? No one "hates" fat people, everyone just realizes that obesity is unhealthy. Denying that is just denying physical health.

[@bluebay1031]

@@Bruh_but_why “No one hates fat people” is a straight up lie, so you’re either ignorant of incredibly basic things like bullying and appearance-based harassment or actively choosing to ignore them. Also fat is an umbrella term, as not every big person is unhealthy and there are many steps between being average sized and being obese.

[@Bruh_but_why]

@@bluebay1031 Please give me examples of someone hating fat people. And I dont mean forgettable comments, I mean full on rants wishing for their deaths. Also, the term obesity is defined as "A disorder involving excessive body fat that increases the risk of health problems." calling that out and saying that it's bad is not morally wrong. But i'll give you some credit. A tiny amount of fat isnt anything to get worked up over, (no one likes a skin skeleton), but again, you're defending a genuine health condition that has caused many preventable deaths. Looking at a 300 pound person and saying that it's ok and they should stay that way is delusional. One more thing, all of this started because some japanese people decided to make one joke at fat people, and an idiot is calling it fatphobia. Just so you know, they also made jokes about english speakers. Is that englishphobia!? It's just a joke, get over it. (And before my words get twisted, im not saying that we should just start a genocide of fat people, or we should just go outside and verbally abuse obese people, we should just let them know the risks of obesity.)

[@ibuprofriends]

@@Bruh_but_why whats the point of lying like this? most people despise overweight folks.

[@kutuziq5153]

"Yakuza" is a very serious game series about the yakuza, often called the Japanese mafia in other countries. Some installments of this series have been praised and said to be accurate by the Yakuza themselves.

[@nemesisencounter2060]

Lol cringey games

[@4skintim962]

@@nemesisencounter2060 they’re pretty good but a tad eccentric

[@happygardevoir]

Source?

[@sammonereau2645]

Which yakuza game was praised and said to be accurate by the Yakuza ? "Yakuza 0" maybe ? Or "like a dragon" ? :-O

[@EggieBoi1284]

@@sammonereau2645 I think it was either 0 or 1

[@SkyNinja759]

This is the stuff people reference when they say Japan is weird. They're not wrong either. It's like a fever dream in video game form. Pretty good entertainment.

[@itsrezzy4263]

Their game show is enough to prove you how weird the humour is.

[@ReXoRofc]

Whats the name of this game?

[@sodalangstson9438]

@@ReXoRofc yakuza 5

[@blinded6502]

Year they are insane

[@KB-fk3jj]

"Many fall in the face of chaos; but not this one, not today."

[@Renyth]

"You're calling an ambulance right?" :) "Right?" :D

[@twta2725]

as a person who never played yakuza i feel like this is a fever dream

[@orionmelton3226]

That’s what half the game feels like.

[@R64GreatDays]

This entire series is equal parts a fever dream, a hilarious sitcom, an over the top action thriller, a genuinely serious crime drama.

[@makeda6530]

The feeling doesn’t go away when you actually play it either. Side shenanigans like this are always ready to tonally whiplash you~.

[@EdgeO419]

This is barely scratching the surface of the weirdness in the series.

[@All-Unkowing]

My brother is playing this game like an unhinged idiot and honestly I wish I watched him playing it that would've been so hilarious 😂

[@darkdante212]

0:41 the way the camera shakes after each step 💀

[@anunknownperson4018]

😂💀idk if they are dissing the American tik tok

[@cranburrey]

@@anunknownperson4018 Yakuza 5 came out way before tiktok existed

[@JaydenAiken-rh1ys]

​@@anunknownperson4018Jesus Christ you manage to make it somehow about tik tok and America

[@ermwhattheflipok]

this scene was written by a living person, approved by people who are masters in video game creation, animated by professional video game animators, voice acted by a voice actress, probably had to fixed multiple times, and was carefully planned out

[@muffinman8981]

Whoever made this is a awful human being

[@garaktartv3647]

Your point being?

[@AdamHKatona]

@@garaktartv3647 that it’s still shit I guess.

[@Ave_Satana666]

Bro you are acting like lizo isnt her

[@Ave_Satana666]

Lizzo irl belike

[@JewelxxetPierre]

This is 2 years old, this horrifying masterpiece is 2 years old.

[@michaelgrimes1302]

Its technically 12 years now

[@Mortaall1]

That's rad!

[@utolino]

Holy shit!

[@yusukeelric]

Kiryu is now eating 4 times more smile burgers to dominate the balloon style

[@hogin1421]

wow heavy style lookin kinda weird

[@Bruh_but_why]

*Essence of Obesity*

[@-w-138]

yeaa

[@jonolas1626]

Yea, this sounds about right, this is how I imagine an everyday day in Japan

[@StrivingFR]

🤣

[@thelieutenant7732]

The only thing unrealistic is that there are no obese people

[@assassinaria]

@@thelieutenant7732 It was really weird seeing an obese Asian person lol.

[@crocodile924]

@@assassinaria actually thats true. I dont think I've ever seen an obese Asian before.

[@jazzy_for_jesus6048]

@@crocodile924 it's uncommon because they don't actively encourage unhealthy eating. But there's still people that are obese in Asian countries.

[@yumeko7022]

did i just witnessed a superstar’s death?😱😱😱

[@BigBatty56]

Gone but not forgotten 🤞🏼🥺

[@slay3699]

LMAO

[@hirokiawano4319]

U witnessed a supersize death

[@aleisley5797]

Gonna be a black hole from all that mass

[@suncatkid]

Please stop I'm crying

[@Afghamistam]

Cool story bro time: This reminds me of about ten years ago - I was holiday in Australia. Outside Australia zoo there was this troupe of street gymnasts. Five or six young American guys. The show was about to start and they were just hyping up the crowd - so lots of shouting, trying to get people to come over, getting everyone riled up and ready to watch some backflips. After ten long LONG minutes of "OKAY GUYS ARE YOU REAAAADY FOR SOME ACCCTIOOOON?!?" one of the dudes finally hit play on the tape machine, and the first guy did a huge run up and launched into an incredible multiple 360 front flip twirling double axle... faceplant right into the concrete. Objectively the funniest thing I've seen in my life, but you didn't dare laugh... which was even funnier cause you know everyone was thinking the same thing: "This brother really flew all the way across the Pacific just to fuck his face up at 10 in the morning in front of a confused emu." The crowd slowly melting away in embarrassed silence is something I'll never forget. Man, I hope that guy is okay.

[@theunchosendude5446]

Hilarious!

[@БогданКрименюк]

*TEN YEARS*

[@bobono]

*TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT*

[@Awesome34555]

*TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU*

[@Thereal_nishikiyama]

TEN YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

"There is no place comedy in a story about the yakuza" Totally serious game protagonist, Kazuma Kiryu, circa 2006.

[@sworddemonboggle1491]

"Now that she's dead I can steal her material and use it for my own gain" -Haruka, probably

[@Blap7]

now shes thinking like a true AI Art generator user

[@bobbobson6290]

@@Blap7 no, we don't wait until the creator is dead.

[@trungmaximlowqualitygaming9427]

"Thanks everyone! See! I'm a true superstar!" _Famous last words_

[@misshulabuloothe1st953]

Good comment😆😆

[@michaelsoyt]

Wurld famus

[@princesscadance197]

Out of everything in this video, I think the weirdest part is imagining what the riders in that covered boat she bounced off of must have thought when the canopy bows in a ton, snaps back out, and all they hear are the exclamations of an obese woman bouncing through the air.

[@TylerTour]

LOL

[@user-iy5ww2hj4p]

Then the same woman falling into the water and immediately drowning

[@TwoFacedGentleman]

Yakuza is the perfect procrastination video game. You HAVE to do the main quests sooner or later, but every single side quest is too perfect.

[@EdgeO419]

The side missions are the best part of the series imo.

[@Stars-Mine]

The side missions all being canon also helps a lot to know what is going on in the next game

[@MyUsernameIsGoofy]

The Yakuza series games are the only games where the main quests are side quests and the side quests are main quests.

[@maxjolly768]

​@@Stars-Minehonestly, the Yakuza games are some of the only games I've seen to have side questlines that not only continue through the game, but continue throughout the rest of the series. Most notably are obviously the Amon clan and some other Coliseum fighters, but they even brought back other slightly less important characters for substories as well, like Pocket Circuit Fighter and Sodachi.

[@Thereal_nishikiyama]

Not kiwami tho kiwami side stories suck.

[@nonplayercharacter12333]

That woman went out doing her goddamn best. The heart of a champion. R.I.P 😭

[@TTIOTT]

Bless her enlarged heart.

[@sponk-long]

It dieded for the sake of lame views lol

[@shitass8043]

What is a dieded

[@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285]

​@@shitass8043 it's like dying but with more death.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

No that’s a heart of a fat whale past her prime

[@garrytalaroc]

*woman dies by falling from bridge* Haruka: *That's rad!*

[@THATAroSpecWallet]

Im gonna pretend she ddidnt die and just fainted and got rescued off screen

[@insertnamehere1398]

yea.. me too

[@-CEZAR-IIl]

Yea she deserves to be a idol...

[@floodrunner_2042]

Well at least someone got inspired

[@An00n]

why yakuza devs why...... why did you stop making revelations

[@GameJoltTobi]

It would be sick if they decided to re-implement this for Yakuza 8

[@gilbertthecambrianexplosio6355]

@@GameJoltTobi honestly, I think that would work well with the turn-based combat. Like, imagine unlocking new attacks through revelations. There won't be a limit to how wacky they can be given the new combat system.

[@kras7537]

@@gilbertthecambrianexplosio6355 plus they are very good content

[@theclassicmanila-style8435]

Also stopped kiryu's smoke heat action after 5

[@GameJoltTobi]

@@gilbertthecambrianexplosio6355 They better make it so that other party members can have revelations and not just Ichiban. I mean, who doesn't want to see Joon-Gi Han say "ＴＨＡＴ＇Ｓ ＲＡＤ" after watching a dude fucking die

[@japan_better]

as a japanese i can confirm this is a regular day

[@melikered1103]

based

[@luke-san7733]

That's quite unfortunate, I don't know the specifics on how the fat tax works but that's a lot of lost tax income for the country

[@crazyjake536]

The Yakuza games should have a mini mission where the player needs to avoid oncoming bicycle riding middle aged women going much too fast on the pedestrian walkway! That was some action on my Japan visit, hahahaha

[@Jkcgws]

As another japanese I confirm

[@yuluoxianjun]

yes,as a chinese ,i can confirm this is real,since Japan everyday many people die in their broken heart

[@DiegoBrandoScaryMonsters]

''yakuza is a serious game about organised crime'' yakuza:

[@Ydudodat]

I've never played any Yakuza game before, but i can tell it is a pretty interesting franchise

[@chrismoreno7181]

Bro, you should. You'll have blast. I recommend playing yakuza 0 first. Cuz it has one of the best storyline and cuz its cheap for its value. There is no particular need to play it in order. But its just make it easier to understand the story well.

[@haowig]

@@chrismoreno7181 uhh you probably wanna play them in a general order, you can start with either 1 or 0 (although 1 isnt as heartbreaking without 0 beforehand), but after that, you probably wanna just go with 2-3-4-5-6-7. play judgment whenever

[@chrismoreno7181]

@@haowig dont have to you can even start at yakuza 7. But to understand kiryu story well. Start at 0 and play in order.

[@haowig]

@@chrismoreno7181 oh yeah, you’re right. 7 is also a starting point

[@talldado449]

@@chrismoreno7181 7 is definitely not a good starting point, as it could spoiler whether someone dies/survives and you won't understand references to earlier games. Many scenes will also not hit as hard as if u played 0 to 6 in order

[@MVPerry]

That was so inspiring

[@yvmiqas]

Yes very inspiring it made me tear up

[@theunchosendude5446]

Popular KZbinrs? In my comment section? Nice.

[@rover9300]

Guys look it’s mvperry

[@lukedavies3654]

Truly life changing perry

[@ghosterenyeager]

A comment 1 yr ago from a famous youtuber with only 4 replies something feels wrong...

[@grandmaispointingagun164]

What a wonderful and inspiring scene of this remarkable game. I will show this to my grandchildren.

[@lophyr8521]

Can you show this to them without pointing a gun, grandma.

[@samscorch8252]

So how’s joe?

[@zarek3899]

@@samscorch8252 joe swatson

[@coolestkidontheblock111]

@@zarek3899 "mission failed..."

[@extrapathos]

Hey grandma, wut ya got there?

[@FayeelSumaila-yw6xn]

Obese Woman : *Dies*💀 Haruka: ✨ 𝗜 𝗡 𝗦 𝗣 𝗜 𝗥 𝗘 𝗗 ✨

[@JagrasSneedandFeed]

every time I see a yakuza clip and think "wow this is an absolute fever dream even by yakuza standards" I look and its from 5

[@poketcircuitfighter8288]

I think that yakuza 7 is weirder

[@masterninjamt6497]

Yakuza Zero is easily the weirdest game in the franchise.

[@poketcircuitfighter8288]

@@masterninjamt6497 no more than 7, 0 is pretty tamed compared to 7

[@masterninjamt6497]

@@poketcircuitfighter8288 I find the whole dragon quest thing pretty weird.

[@poketcircuitfighter8288]

@@masterninjamt6497 so yakuza 7 is weirder

[@theradiantdadmaster5463]

Yakuza is a serious crime drama... And I absolutely love every second of it

[@kamikaze4172]

One of Akiyama's requires a guy to die after the fact by two brutes. And most of Saejima's revalations in 4 basically died, too

[@enusmcbenus3130]

This scene was my first introduction to the yakuza series and I love it. Managed to get me to play through almost all of the games.

[@theowlonmyprofilepiciscute1272]

Well, the woman DID motivate people to dance with her for a few secs though, props to that

[@CrocoDylianVT]

falls over a metal roof of a boat: **bounces, flips and perfectly lands like olimpic 10 points** falls on water: **dies instantly**

[@paul2609]

The boat's roof is made out of cloth like a trampoline, watch carefully.

[@rmhaven142]

water allergy

[@twindra]

“Japanese comedy is special” Hell fucking yeah it is

[@firstlast8190]

Eerily similar to Xavier: Renegade Angel

[@arkham_miami]

This is weird

[@something3309]

@@firstlast8190 what game is this??

[@syave6674]

Undetstament of the century

[@naboost9485]

@@something3309 probably a game of the yakuza series , I don't know wich one though

[@reeaaallllyyred]

that scene could be interpreted in a very interesting and creative way ngl. being shamed for smtg until you were able to put on a show with said shameful thing/until it became entertaining, then everyone suddenly loves you. and you push yourself to achieve such greatness no matter how hard you push yourself, until eventually your own success leads to your downfall once more. i’d be inspired too man😭

[@mafoozela7435]

Are Yakuza games this hilarious and absurd throughout the whole game? If so, I might have to buy one…

[@xephon1478]

Yes!! do yourself a favor and start with Yakuza 0!

[@iriwas]

100%! one of the wildest game series i’ve ever indulged in, i cant recommend it enough

[@RyanPuffs]

The main story really is a serious crime drama The side content, such as this, is hilarious and absurd

[@enashimo]

I questioned myself this too until I saw 24hr Cinderella. Best game ever

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

@@enashimo what

[@Filthma]

1:11 - 1:16 Honestly felt like watching a Garry's Mod video.

[@yoghurtlord1745]

I knew there was something about that shot that resonated with me

[@daleketchup7434]

If this ever gets to Twitter, they’ll be cancelled requests everywhere

[@Cairo40000]

Fat lady was the accurate representation of an average female Twitter user

[@kiricappuchin]

how would she be cancelled? for being fat? lol

[@Cairo40000]

@@kiricappuchin basically

[@tuscansun2320]

@@Cairo40000 it’s an accurate depiction Tumblr, Twitter, and 4Chan users alike!

[@sn5301679]

You should bait them, Then wait for Hero Hei to cover what happen 🤣

[@zonk1580]

you can see how at 0:33 OP corrects himself halfway through the QTE because he remembers that real yakuza use a controller

[@the_numb_skull]

So this is why everyone keeps telling me to play the Yakuza games Their all literally just fever dreams

[@se3saw]

You should

[@Giovfunny]

The side missions are where the ridiculousness come from, but the story is really serious

[@theunchosendude5446]

True, Yakuza 3 has a great story

[@Neko_Medic]

mods meanwhile be like: Haruka learns do to a belly splash backflip to beat up some bullies, as it should have been from the start.

[@luludicacrystal4380]

I'm not gonna lie, I need the self-love and confidence this plus-size woman has. Edit (10/11/21): what's funny about the whole debate is...even if you change it to obese...what does it change

[@xnephysisthere]

Thats why I like that character

[@mostamazingtop6]

"plus size" lmao, obese

[@S0LAVELLANHELL]

@@mostamazingtop6 plus size :)

[@VPZealouZ]

@@S0LAVELLANHELL obese

[@Wings002]

@kmkill Obese 😬 let’s not sugar coat the obvious 😭

[@randomness.stupidness]

This appeared on my fyp and the thumbnail was so out of context that i HAD to click

[@justsomeguy3060]

"Thanks everyone , See! I'm a True Superstar" *Top ten moments before disaster*

[@mueezadam8438]

The dancer had an entire life up to this point. She wrote poems no one would ever read, she one time babysat an iguana, she saw a live jazz concert with her friends- I imagine her at the bottom of that overpass, as the water overtakes her vision, she realizes that she was nothing more than a background character to some person she never met. Would she be at peace knowing that all her failures were not her fault? Or would she despair at how all her efforts were futile?

[@henwoda]

Calm down adam JEEZ this is a mcdonalds!

[@LightningSword13]

Stanley Parable moment

[@notfunny3397]

What's this from?

[@SusanaHFrias]

That was deep.

[@TrTriTrippin]

Someone never told them being fat was not healthy either

[@shockwave3864]

Obese woman: *Dies* Haruka: *INCREDIBLE*

[@lmeza1983]

Not sure she dies, maybe she's floating like a balloon on water. I mean she bounced several times on the boat like nothing.

[@Kattsumii]

This whole video is incredibly uncomfortable 😭🙏🏽

[@user_ejg943jtv0tjt]

the way she bounced off the pavement made me cry💀

[@Fighter_Enthusiast79]

Your saying the ground didn't just break and everyone dies because she fell?

[@꽃.디아]

0:54 i have a special trick to show you *creates earthquake*

[@zetazimmer4769]

I have no context for this but I want the obese dancer to be a player character. I want to know her story

[@onelooongboi5838]

She die

[@bitterjames]

@@onelooongboi5838 good

[@starliner2498]

@@onelooongboi5838 10/10 character development -IGN

[@Spencerinio5]

She was who assassinated president kimball

[@Jinny-hv5kp]

Bruh I almost cried when she died I almost broke down in tears

[@rwiseart2269]

Dear God.. WHY did the fart noise kill me with laughter 💀

[@Chillerll]

Because you are 12?

[@yoshishuhaist]

@@Chillerll I'm 24 and I still laugh at the "farting on my roommates door" vid

[@007megaoof]

​@@yoshishuhaist that video is legendary.

[@sublimeade]

Fat women fart

[@mikeshark8869]

Not gonna lie, I hate toilet humor but this one made me chuckle because I wasn't expecting it. 💀

[@einzzweidrei1530]

Kiryu : "Never kills anyone" Haruka after seeing a person dies: I like it

[@errorx_x1063]

Someone was practicing creative writing in the Death Note

[@arkiisums]

Wait, she actually died?? She seemed so joyful being congratulated! I hope she’s not really dead because now I feel depressed 😢

[@AmadeuszKlodawski]

I've literally no idea why this were recommended to me, but I don't regret watching it. 👌

[@fairyulz]

Nah bc i want my 1:47 minutes back

[@fairyulz]

i still want them back.

[@shinykyogre7197]

You still want them back?

[@Mixtsurii]

@@shinykyogre7197maybe

[@MentallyStableBystander]

We need to know

[@XVXC-M8]

Yeah man you still want it back?

[@megaman15ish]

That moment you realize Yakuza is the greatest game franchise in the world.

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

I didn't expect this to be so horrifying.

[@mrlolmaster1019]

lol they missed having a huge wave of water coming up over the bridge 1:26

[@NatureRain33]

This is so funny. Yakuza 5 is one of my favourites from the franchise.

[@kelbynhernandez2071]

Thanks, i needed the number

[@samr9457]

Tho the time the enemies spawn is too much A random encounter in every 10 seconds

[@ayushFos]

@@samr9457 Yeaaa Use the purple amulet Kiryu has in the inventory at the start of the game. It reduces encounters by 50% and remaining can easily be dodged. I pass on this amulet to whoever I'm roaming with after getting the story done and Level 25

[@dazza2350]

I also like Yakuza 3

[@samr9457]

@@ayushFos shit I forgot to ever equip that

[@whenyouwhenyouwhenyou2634]

0:02 *lmao Bridge*

[@dudedadric6514]

It says Iwao

[@bukolaatinsola6226]

@@dudedadric6514typo

[@akros_animations]

Bruh you ruined the joke

[@imansn7419]

Pewdiepie

[@Bad_animationz]

@dudedaric6514 R/whoooosh

[@regalcartoon5932]

Only game series that can make me laugh my ass off one minute, cry my eyes out the next, punch a wall due to extreme anger after that, and then sit there with a stupid grin on my face at something wholesome or happy. Truly a one of a kind game series.

[@VAMPiggy]

4channers watching a Redditor die:

[@ammagon4519]

4channers watching a 4channer die

[@maka2405]

Funni

[@yusukeelric]

4channers watching anyone die.

[@gackybass]

Redditors watching an autistic child die

[@davisbowe8668]

Let's be honest, the 4channers would've been even bigger.

[@WhoWilliBe]

I Have never seen someone that perfectly round. You have to respect that tbh

[@InColdBloodTTG]

pretty interesting they made a completely custom animation for her relevation even though it's only used once in this scene

[@theunchosendude5446]

I have a theory that they were planning on having more revelations but just never got around to implementing them. I mean, one per character seems a little low.

[@golden1_1dragon12]

They probably were into the joke