Hasan Offers A Student Some Much Needed Advice | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

[@sulagnasutradhar]

"What's your GPA? " Hasan just turned into an Indian uncle at social gatherings. 😛

[@susannaroy1632]

Haha ikr... 🤣😅

[@nkhullar1]

lol .. true

[@johncam8420]

are all brown people doctors? are you a doctor too? like why is everyone in the race for med school? lol.

[@jindveertoor1503]

John Cam I honestly don’t know, I think it’s because of the good pay and like the respect they get.

[@johncam8420]

@@jindveertoor1503 yes, but going to doc for good pay is bad. Bcuz you'll be rich at the age of retirement lol. Also it makes for shitty doctors if you go in it for the money. So pay is a pretty dumb reason.

[@Okay93319]

"you are missing crucial study time". I CAME HERE TO PROCRASTINATE STUDYING FOR FINALS. WHY MUST YOU ATTACK ME LIKE THIS

[@noone9472]

Une Merde Frustré are you french? Are you the guy he talked to?

[@Okay93319]

@@noone9472 haha, non. im not french, i just enjoy the language (?). also not the guy- i was just saying i felt attacked because i, too, was escaping studying for a final

[@Okay93319]

@@jijo2002 yas, m'dude. English?

[@badreddinekasmi8919]

Same man, same. btw nice name man

[@immortaljodi]

ME TOO

[@poe_slaw]

“we’re moms” “okay but what does that mean” “we don’t follow rules cause we’re rebels” *visible confusion*

[@ethanstump]

sounds more like single moms Tbh. XD

[@oscarinacan]

Annoying af. Entitled, "the show's about us everybody"

[@lsamoa]

@@oscarinacan Nothing they said was even remotely funny either, I was like "someone make these two shut up please"

[@luluseatowngetdown6251]

They were drunk and annoying and definitely over 50....but tbh hasan gotta feel not terrific that teenagers are his main demographic. I don’t ever see older millennials his age there or Gen X.

[@lsamoa]

@@luluseatowngetdown6251 What are you talking about? 90% of his public are people his age or Gen X

[@danielesquivel9326]

Every interaction with the moms gave me more questions than answers.

[@Nick-kb2jc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bhavyashah8015]

Just Wha- Wh- Whe- Wh-

[@dantethunderstne9668]

they were sooooooo drunk

[@oliwiapopek7964]

, .CC4BN

[@abalakrishnan4152]

agreed

[@saileeingle4346]

The Asian in him jumped out with the whole gpa thing

[@reesemccoy2581]

So... what was it?

[@reesemccoy2581]

@Person Hello Y'all just pulling numbers outta ur ass lol

[@reesemccoy2581]

@Siyuan Wu Ohh interesting yea maybe

[@clownvibes]

@@reesemccoy2581 Def can't be in the 3.0 range considering the entire audience gasped audibly. I thought it would be in the 1.0-1.5 range 😶

[@reesemccoy2581]

@@clownvibes You're probably right. How does he have dreams of med school with that?

[@naciraassabir8963]

me and that college student speak the same procrastinating language.

[@nehanishanp]

Yoooo when he SAID THAT I WAS LIKE SAME BROOOO 😭😭

[@johncam8420]

@@nehanishanp you trying to go to med school?

[@TheLastInferno]

Same. I was gonna tear up.

[@daggerloss]

@@johncam8420 Why are you asking them that question?

[@chestersnap]

Soooo Hasan wants to be a golden retriever because his daughter loves golden retrievers? That's freaking adorable

[@caitlynmacdonald6529]

yeah i

[@avninayudu3001]

🥺

[@superduper5949]

Aww thats so cute

[@dreamydoc]

Those Mums sound drunk tbh.

[@timma_thy]

Those are some Wine Moms for sure.

[@rhibread11]

100%

[@rajeshranjan5170]

Why cameras didn't get them

[@jya167]

I was so confused when she said we’re moms 😂😂😂

[@firstnamelastname6016]

J YA yeah 🤣 their kids are currently or will in the future cringe at this

[@timesup2812]

She meant we're moms so we understand how it is enforcing strict no cellphone use rules

[@NewMessage]

My Mom didn't follow the rules either.. she WAS the rules.

[@rubalasuresh04]

Boss Mom she is

[@mayormayor7646]

*OOF*

[@mochalatae7186]

Lol

[@thatgirl4652]

TRUE AF

[@Chococat_Ariana]

Yup. My mom is the queen of "I make the rules but the rules don't apply to me."

[@_karlavane_]

He’s a junior taking molecular bio and is still undecided 🤭 my dude you’re not undecided at that point you’re a bio major

[@layne721]

I was gonna say, he's either already a bio major, or he's gonna be spending a 2nd senior year.

[@tarunhiremathdr]

Indians decide what to do with life only after graduation 🤣

[@monisahsan7920]

He meant undecided about career path or concentration. there's a lot you can just do while taking molecular biology.

[@johncam8420]

Indians gotta chill out on the med school thing its not the only thing.

[@Nymul_Y]

@@johncam8420 computer***

[@Tmenezes999]

"You're missing crucial study time". Dad mode: on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Luxx0711]

Nice to give a shout out to his High-school friend, which was a nice guy to the nerds despite being popular. You never know where some people go.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Yeah, people like his friends are the real MVPs in the crazy jungle that is school.

[@peihsinlu6344]

Hasan's interaction with the audience is always so good! I love his shows but sometimes the conversations are even better than his prepared bits. Also... Straight to asking the GPA... And that "I'm worried about you man". As an Asian I experienced that so much...

[@Tmenezes999]

Hasan is that one senior who wants his juniors to succeed 😂😂😂😂

[@Theuchihahyuuga]

His toddler shouting for whiskey makes it sound like she's an alcoholic

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Taking care of babies/toddlers are just like taking care of drunk people.

[@limabean3870]

I love how Hasan went big brother mode on the guy who skipped his final. Those r the moments his brown side comes out I love it 😂💗

[@rabia-ly8ph]

*we worship you, we would raise you*

[@VamsiChidipothu]

can someone explain what does it mean? i mean i know the meaning but i didn't understand context

[@mohammedavdul5247]

@@VamsiChidipothu they are moms, and his fans, so by their unique mindset they weirdly said that they worship him and would raise him.

[@BothHands1]

Vamsi Chidipothu don't worry, it doesn't make any more sense to the rest of us 😅

[@SR-xk5ih]

rabia kndmr that was such a strange string of sentences lmao

[@rabia-ly8ph]

s r weird vibes, definitely

[@joeljeshurun1918]

Im supposed to be studying for my exam. What am I doing here?

[@Banditxam4]

Haha

[@avanisasindran]

Same. I have my boards in 2 days lol.

[@ARCISX]

@@avanisasindran don't worry I am with you fellow ICSEan?

[@shakir4429]

🖐️😂

[@MrSecretAgent]

@@avanisasindran haha..eng..lmao..didn't start yet

[@addictedtoprocrastination9986]

When he said he’s premed but has a bad GPA and also doesn’t know what he wants to do... I felt that. It’s the story of my life.

[@NewMessage]

"...They're not hunted anymore.. they're protected." _Japan has joined the chat_

[@kohlinoor]

Also Norway, I think? Unless something changed.

[@ZannaZatanna1]

right? she clearly did NOT think it through...

[@ascetic3312]

Yeah, not trying to be mean, but that was a pretty ignorant thing for her to say.

[@amina5782]

@@kohlinoor Yep, Norway still hunt whales. There was a Stacey Dooley documentary on whale hunting in Norway just last month

[@nazonakaze]

Every year, May 5, fried whale nuggets for lunch at schools.

[@stevenmullenix5274]

If the NBA added the half-court shot rule, you'd see owners out there trying to block shots. "Can't be giving away money."

[@tumbox9204]

LMAO!

[@LeticiaSantos-wk2oi]

he asked the dude's gpa; man, don't

[@ojasm5425]

L. S. Nah, if you cone to Indian guys show, expect that lol

[@whsdd123]

yo shit's like income, people think it's taboo to talk about but actually talking about it gets you a better idea of where you really are!

[@spique32]

I really appreciate the use of a semi-colon there; you just don't see them often enough

[@cheesecakelasagna]

@@spique32 no period at the end though. Lol

[@abalakrishnan4152]

Hasan is a CERTIFIED INDIAN UNCLE. What do you expect?

[@richsackett3423]

I like how Hasan's kid voice sounds a lot like Trevor's.

[@hera0621]

Loll omg this is so true 😂😂😂

[@soymuylocaperrra]

his expression, too! his whole face changed and i was like.... this reminds of someone.

[@cutielol0]

Rich Sackett right I thought so too

[@simplybookish1277]

"WE'RE MOMS" is actually the best thing I've heard today. Also, Hasan be SLAYING tonight with his outfit I swear👏🏽

[@icymoons]

he has that "i listened to Tan" vibe

[@samreenkhan8243]

"Decide or they will decide for you" that's so true!!!

[@AllisonYellow]

"I smell that privilege" IM SCREAMINGGGGGG

[@sootheseeker]

Whisky sounds cool but my dog is called whoof.. So that he can say his own name. Hasan really carries his heart on his sleeve and isn't afraid of it. ♥️♥️♥️

[@prateek1703]

So he is a pokemon?

[@sootheseeker]

Prateek Choudhary why not ¿ you can tell your name.. why can’t my imaginary dog :)

[@MA-fl8yy]

all round adorable comment🤧

[@sootheseeker]

@@ericolens3 now all u need is a pokeball

[@phoebesundae1755]

At this point we wait for the weird things the editors do at the end like end credits for marvel.

[@lostinwonderart]

Man, couldn’t score Ian better seats?!?!?! 🤔

[@mokranifarah7223]

I replied the conversation so many times and I can't find him 😖

[@vsk1997]

moms bringing the cringe

[@maybejanepomegranate9249]

For realll.

[@saeharbokhari1424]

Cut them some slack.grow up.

[@mitzibeatrizx]

I thought they were so cute lmfao

[@owlright7524]

They're cute and funny

[@user-ev9yz1yb7l]

I thought they were high

[@87breads]

Hasan, THANK YOU. You perfectly described the reason I don't debate my parents constantly. Although our backgrounds are different (I am a white, leftist, humanist girl living with her conservative, christian parents in Michigan) we share a similar world-strattling position in this way. You really put understandably words to a complex situation. PS My area is VERY red. I talk to a lot of people who believe they are doing the right thing voting republican. I've found the best way to reach people is to appeal to humanity. Share heartbreak, and ask, what next? For this reason, the way you present arguments. I love how you share uncomfortable truths, make people laugh, and share possible solutions to the problems presented. I think it is the perfect formula for changing minds. Be outraged together, share a laugh together, and think of new solutions together. Nothing can be accomplished without public understanding and support. I hope you keep doing cool things!

[@alexcaruso6085]

Graphic Designer needs a raise ⬆️

[@rabbiyarabeel1697]

At the end I was like whoa something's not right

[@razzledazzle9723]

homegirl rlly just asked hasan what his fursona is huh,,,,

[@aagantuk7370]

Hi

[@razzledazzle9723]

@@aagantuk7370 sup

[@para-yw9dn]

no

[@DerAykac]

More of this!

[@june_keke]

We’re moms! Oookkkaayyyy?

[@hinatashoyo2999]

We worship u, we would raise u ! lol i think my mind is to dirty for this

[@susannaroy1632]

Man I love his audience.. The show format... It's so nice and interactive 👌

[@adiabadic]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Hasan's daughter: *WHISKEY YOU OWE ME MONEY*

[@nataliehale4365]

I'm sorry...his sister forced him to come??😂😂 My brother would literally lock me in my room and leave!

[@rashikagupta9783]

The mom bit had me dead 😂😂

[@JaydevRaol]

*We worship you, and we would raise you.* WTF? 🤣

[@rheanng1920]

"you've never seen pinnochio?" "nope" "but you know this much information about blue whales?" I LOVE HIMMMMM

[@j.j3326]

Hasan please do trump visiting india .

[@BellyBro]

He doesn't usually cover single events. Maybe he could cover our current economic relationship with India, but he doesn't usually use the show to talk about Trump.

[@prateek1703]

John Oliver did.

[@gogeta0301]

John Oliver did it 3 hours ago.

[@ankitsingh7802]

@@gogeta0301 John Oliver nailed it...😁👌👌

[@viksaggu9085]

Ya I don’t think he’s going to do that but Stephen Cobert talked bout it

[@negi-ji]

Never ask someone's GPA😂 ...i repeat...NEVER!

[@kadyarchibald6801]

Ouch Hasan, you didn’t have to come for the Carribbean like that 😂

[@UKLeonie]

But truly my cousin got sent to Grenada,she okay but that's what happens luvvy.

[@StephySon]

I’m a Haitian and I’m like damn I wish I could be in the Caribbean right now it’s cold AF here in NY

[@Af-xw9pt]

Wait what’s happens in the Caribbean like what

[@Mrlegitbeans]

Nah it's just that carribbean med schools are a scam and really the last place you want to end up being as a med student.

[@Af-xw9pt]

Mrlegitbeans I am pre med and I have never heard of this I can’t believe this is a thing lmao

[@amaandadan446]

Did anyone notice he is wearing a *kada*

[@simarjeetsingh9083]

Ya I wonder why?

[@ImTheCookieMonster95]

what is that

[@hali22996]

What is a kada?

[@Quickdesh]

@@ImTheCookieMonster95 A kada is a silver bangle worn on the right hand by people who follow Sikhism.

[@balkaransingh951]

@@ImTheCookieMonster95 Punjabi metal bracelet mainly wore by sikhs

[@LeticiaSantos-wk2oi]

MOLECULAR BIOLOGY??? DUDE

[@CaminDaR]

whats wrong with it , asking for a friend O_O

[@Flix.9097]

Very hard class

[@mayormayor7646]

This is both wholesome and funny I love Deep Cuts so much

[@kadyarchibald6801]

I love how he clarified “USD”

[@ak538]

He sounds like Trevor Noah when he speaks like his daughter.

[@mosesronero2762]

What I find amazing is how Hasan can be mildly educational in all of his videos and speak comedy to soccer moms, procrastinating millennials, and my boomer grandpa

[@klondikekanika]

The zoom when Hasan yells molecular biology had me dying

[@BatfreakinMan]

i literally couldnt see hasan's friend, he should have been sitting in front. seemed like hasan's man crush.

[@paulasalazar5358]

“Westchester county! I smell that privilege” I died at that 😂

[@Ethereal-Odyssey]

I literally can't wait for the new season!

[@jya167]

Lol Hassan throwing shade at that kid asking about his GPA 😂😂😂😂

[@saez657]

If you saw the Magician hat coming onto Hasan's head in the end, you're a true fan

[@carissa0503]

Damn, I love these Deep Cuts videos! Keep 'em coming.

[@amanywahba378]

Moms: because we're moms

[@nerdybunny2367]

Meet Tablo, Hasan. ASAP. He admires you so much and keeps mentioning you in his famous podcasts.

[@medico1012]

Nerdy Bunny I know right

[@rabiosas6473]

From Epik High???

[@hera0621]

Omg that would be awesome. I recently just got into watching some of Tablo's podcast highlights and it would be so cool for them to be on each other's shows.

[@nerdybunny2367]

@@rabiosas6473 yes, the epic Tablo is a huge fan of Hasan Minhaj.

[@sai.r.6498]

It's so endearing, he does a dramatic retelling, like he actually theatrically acts out the questions written in those cuecards.

[@CaptainTedStryker]

You should know the material well enough that you don't need to study the night before exams. More important is to be well-rested for the test. Taking a "day off" can help you relax mentally and physically.

[@happymemories_videography]

Dude, Abeer. I hope that you aced your final man. I really am rooting for you. 👍🏾

[@trey5033]

Hasan: you know little kids they get up really early so my daughter gets up at 7 Me: *cries in high school*

[@benafflecksunclebailey9132]

The show was called Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed.

[@icymoons]

i was watching the episode where they unmasked him but the power went out while it was airing

[@neelmohan9417]

Bruh I have chem final tomorrow

[@narayacevedodominguez1274]

Thanks for all these new deep cuts! The withdrawal is real!!! Need more Patriot Act soon!

[@ianconroy4365]

when you introduced your friend Ian, i played it over a few times pretending Hasan and I were friends.

[@DrAdnan]

Great way to start my morning

[@aka_arpan]

I had a full on panic attack when he said he skipped studying for molecular

[@happymemories_videography]

Same bro!

[@ejaaz7260]

You know Hasan there's a guy called John Oliver who didn't clickbait us using the whole CAA-NRC issue.

[@Baronnax]

Props to John then, what are you doing here?

[@ejaaz7260]

@@Baronnax I love Hasan as well 😂

[@Baronnax]

@@ejaaz7260 that's alright but it seems that you're accusing Hasan of clickbating.

[@hariomkushwaha9773]

@@Baronnax bcz he did

[@Baronnax]

@@hariomkushwaha9773 wait, when did this happen?

[@LoveableNiki]

The story about his daughter and the dog Whiskey was hilarious!!!

[@natashaofnarnia]

The way the crowd groaned at dude not studying is hilarious

[@kw7814]

“You guys are moms?” “Yeah!” “Ok?”

[@Filipinoimposter]

I love how Hasan is comfortable having private conversations with ppl in a crowded audience

[@Tara-is6xr]

I hv a math test tomorrow... but guess what I do? Expectation: Watch a ton of Deep Cuts to pump up for the studying. I study hard and score an A. Reality: I just watch Deep Cuts until 10 and then decide I'm tired and sleep. i can do last minute cramming tomorrow. that's what friends are for, bruh. I score a B+ (good enough for stupid geometry proofs).

mega-karens during 1st min omg

[@sarcasmmaniac8220]

So I'm a pharmacy student and don't freaking know what I'm doing😂 (know one thing that I couldn't get in to med school)

[@tishanabheer3792]

😂 same. I feel this is a universal pharmacy student thing

[@johncam8420]

Lol bio rejects going into pharmacy, funny. Why are yall constantly circle jerking about med school chill tf out. Choose what u can do, not just med school. Seems like pharmacy ain't for u either, u just went it for no reason.

[@HouseMDaddict]

Lots of bio students can't get into med school because they often cheat.

[@johncam8420]

@@HouseMDaddict damn. thats sad, imagine worshipping doctor so much that you resort to cheating, what a disgrace.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Come to the states. When I was in Texas, pharmacists got paid on a comparable level to GPs with less headaches and lawsuits.

[@justincastillogayray]

Cut it out? Yeah, right.

[@kim4509]

"they'll send you to the carribean" i cant be the only one who felt that on another level

[@MinttMeringue]

The music change at the end of the end card I -

[@mercedesgomez8258]

The dude's Father talking about the GPA: STOP telling kids what you want him to do, also reverse psychology doesn't work; these younger generations have parents figured out. They will find their path, it will turn out ok as long as they're taking some of the basics; give them space and they'll stress less, they have a higher chance of living a healthier lifestyle than past generations Life has changed drastically and we can't be giving career advice to generations that were born into the technology era; progress has speed up so much, hard to know what would be left for humans to do.

[@aashutoshgaurav5674]

Hasan sounded do much like Trevor Noah doing voices when he impersonated his daughter saying "Whiskey!".

[@theIronicLegend]

Moms? What's that mean?😂😂 Hasan be chillin out there

[@katet82]

Ah I live for these Deep Cuts

[@happyheartslee]

I am sooo distracted with the whole outfit!!! Looks sooo good Tan is PROUD!

[@jackson857]

This was one of the best ones!

[@saumyashah7978]

Been waiting for an actual episode for sooo long.

[@areebshaikh8092]

love you Hassan Minhaj. you are extraordinary

[@jayanthooda1202]

Need new episodes. BTW love all your videos.

[@lou8391]

Props to whoever did that outro. I stopped the audio because I thought it was something else. Made me spittake laugh without fluids

[@layne721]

okay, despite being able to say "I live in the same building as Hasan Minhaj" I think I would hate living in that building. bah, who am I kidding, I'm always up way before 7am

[@bijoychandraroy]

*Just wanted to get the pain out of my chest:* *Yesterday was my Higher math exam and the exam I'm giving right now is my last exam of my high scool and this higher math subject is my optional subject so if i can bad grade in other subjects it can get me to good grade but unfortunately the test was really bad for me and it looks like I'm not gonna have a good result. ... it might not be very big thing for most of you but in my country Good result is everything and more so I'm a science student and science student without good mark is basically dead and I'm the only child of my parents so i have to feed them in their retirement so it is a must for me to obtain a great result and i blew it up... for those who think I'm over exaggerating, I'm not my family is poor and I'm from south east Asia (not India) so the pressure was really high and i just ruined my life. ... i know there are many students who have even worse story but the fact that i have lost my only opportunity for a bright future makes me depressed* *and there is also the fact that the Auntys will come to know about my result....*

[@saifearmansamnan9945]

Mah man,high five.I blew my Higher Math yesterday too. Are you from Bangladesh?

[@bijoychandraroy]

@@saifearmansamnan9945 yeah.. are you too?

[@saifearmansamnan9945]

Yeah,bro.But my optional subject is Biology. Sokal theke portesi.Good luck for biology

[@bijoychandraroy]

@@saifearmansamnan9945 thx🤗🤗 Good luck to you as well💗💗💗

[@MegaRazzzz]

@@bijoychandraroy as someone from India who has repeatedly flunked at maths in school, I can tell you that these marks do not decide your future. What you decide to study after finishing high school will though. From now on choose the subjects which actually interest you and not which you think are good for getting high paying jobs. If you don't have aptitude for a certain subject, best course of action is to avoid courses which require knowledge of that subject and focus on your strong points instead.

[@random23287]

I grew up in Davis and when I found out Hasan did too I was like... out of all the tiny towns in California... what a coincidence. I was very confused at why every time he needed a small town name for a joke he choose Davis lol.

[@kemsatofficial]

Was not expecting drunk suburban hecklers at Hasan’s show.

[@bizzy5234]

The ending magician music 😂😂 gotta love the editor

[@maanasamiriyala7657]

The dental school joke hit so close to home bc thats what happened with my dad🤣🤣

[@vailryan5682]

Truth serum in the punch at CPAC.

[@aarjav22]

When is the new season dropping? It was supposed to be February :(