Hasan On How To Make Your Wedding Cheaper | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

[@coffeetea8577]

Grandma : she said you're hot Hasan: Instant flashback to Buzzfeed thirst tweets

[@RRM-tx9oc]

omg yesss!!! 😂

[@shreyakrishnan8789]

"No we can't do that. No we can't." "Wait these are real tweets you guys found?!" "Bussy? Oh I thought they misspelt..."

[@zxu2960]

Are you related to Rahul subramanian in anyway?

[@vaish7627]

@@zxu2960 Probably not. It's a really, really common last name.

[@zxu2960]

@@vaish7627 but it would be a very cool thing

[@mia-gh8zj]

Hasan is right, the Patriot Act crowd is the cutest crowd ever, they all seem to be like friends i want in my life

[@eyezra]

Even the alien conspiracy dude.

[@mia-gh8zj]

@@eyezra even the Alien conspiracy dude, that's right.

[@hayberdasher8625]

@@eyezra ESPECIALLY the alien conspiracy dude

[@jatinbandhiwal1987]

@@mia-gh8zj his name is Bashir and he is a state of mind at 2 AM.

[@Alaskan-Armadillo]

Seriously the Patriot Act crowd are some of the most decent followers I've come across.

[@avantikaroy5146]

I love how hasan talks to everyone as if it's just a casual gathering at a sunday picnic and everyone knows each other and have this hearty talk about serious stuff to alien stuff and includes everyone too. Looks so fun.

[@averysanford4949]

it's precious

[@matchamochi3817]

"alien stuff" omg i just had flashbacks to that one guy from the audience who was going on about his alien conspiracies

[@entropy5157]

Alien stuff... It is not a joke mahn!!!!🤣

[@mr.nicaohara416]

@@matchamochi3817 which episode? Can u show me the link?

[@arullgodwin4729]

@@mr.nicaohara416 Title "does Hasan believe in aliens?"

[@husbaansayed1697]

Highkey, patrioact has the best audience

[@Neenerella333]

Yeah they're so like family: Super sweet, but ruthless when they they think "you think you're all that."

[@TheZeyyyyy]

Intellectuals

[@mahmoodshuvo2787]

TRUE 😌

[@adhi2]

Dude r u an army? I'm an army BTS

[@Lebronwski]

@@TheZeyyyyy intellectuals? 😂

[@jaanvisaraf4869]

"Grandma, why you bein' thirsty" -Hasan Minhaj, 2020. (Or 2019 idk)

[@pandey2rakesh]

Is this 2020?

[@pandey2rakesh]

Kio Revana wow that is totally funny

[@pandey2rakesh]

Kio Revana i am an atheist and u r a racist

[@adityaajay4133]

Kio Revana you disgusting swine, racism does nothing for you and your progress. Your intellect defies Darwinian principles cause of how utterly stupid it is

[@personbelowmeisadumbass8891]

@Kio Revana American?Typical😅

[@alexthomas4105]

Hasan has to realise no one can see anything every time he puts the card up to the camera

[@thamomentum]

*Stares at the screen in Ariana Grande*

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Big fucking mood.

[@bencox2700]

Damn Hasan was like really blushing cause grandma called him hot. Innocence At Peak 😂💞

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

LITERALLY XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@Zaihera.Ali96]

I’m Australian. Not voting for the Federal election is $20. State election is like $55.

[@_stunning_shots]

That's quite interesting

[@saeharbokhari1424]

Hey what's the racism like?

[@daijobuwu1063]

It's a nice idea but Americans would never support it. They're built on this idea of freedom

[@Darknight_Syd84]

Saehar Bokhari it’s amazing.

[@MsAnpassad]

@@daijobuwu1063 No, it was built on the pretence of being free. USA only score 86 points on the freedom index, more than 55 places in the world is more free. Australia ranks as number 6, with 98 points. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_in_the_World

[@drlc6051]

My brain the second he mentioned Eddie: Eddie and Hasan... Hasan and Eddie ~

[@giovannideroche4736]

DRLC I started singing it

[@gavinmitchell1328]

666 likes

[@standdownrobots_ihaveoldglory]

I love how the audience clearly adores Hasan, but treats him like their little brother 😂😂😂

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

I'm pretty sure that when he said he worked at the times, everybody hated him and then when he said he did the crosswords, everybody loved him.

[@arjunrk4573]

What's wrong with being in the times? It's the only one that's adapted to journalism today

[@arjunrk4573]

Or do people in the US resent the times that much?

[@shreyanksurve8100]

Do Newyorkers still do Crosswords? Just like Racheal!! In 2020 I mean wow...

[@justalostlocal]

@@arjunrk4573 I wondered about that too. Of course NTs is far from perfect but do you rather have FoxNews? Like, some Americans need to chill.

[@justalostlocal]

@@soundboardist then maybe those people can't stand their grounds and try to false equivalent everything instead? My point is it's better to try to improve something than hate on it. With flawed journalism you actually can get some fixing done.

[@simplybookish1277]

I feel like Hasan's answer to any question about his daughter doing anything is "she'll do/watch it when she's 18/30" 😂

[@harsheh]

LMAO true

[@riyanjiwani7803]

I’m 11 watching this I’ve been watching all his shows cause I can relate to most of them

[@simplybookish1277]

@@riyanjiwani7803 My life is basically the same as how he describes his life when he was younger. He's so relatable for Desi ppl.

[@hm6638]

@@riyanjiwani7803 Dude, you're 11 you shouldn't be watching Hasan Minhaj, just saying.

[@riyanjiwani7803]

Zara Kata Hasan Minhaj home coming king is so relatable

[@safecampdee]

"Don't bring that privilege into this conversation." I died lmao

[@mathunit1]

@Black Ally to Protect White Men's Rights The fuck?

[@angryreap3r]

Black Ally to Protect White Men's Rights w h a t

[@Madmarkhor]

Black Ally to Protect White Men's Rights dunno why you mentioned pakistanis when hes indian...? You realise there are Indian muslims right?

[@Ninaform]

"I like things that are thick" -Hasan Minhaj, 2020.

[@SourabhBanthia]

NYT Factcheck: It's thicc with a double c

[@calisongbird]

Sourabh Banthia no, Nina spelled it correctly. Just because people like to make dumb mispellings doesn’t make them correct.

[@pineapplesbringpain5243]

KZbinName Dude, you sound so dumb. Obviously you don’t get it.

[@AIXChiew]

@@calisongbird it's not a dumb mispelling....it's slang. In this context sourabh is correct hasan even said "I like it thicc with two ccs". Don't know what you're on about.

[@Mine-mo2cc]

@@calisongbird turn on the subtitles and say that again

[@blafoon93]

Hasan hit the nail on the head, I had my wedding at a castle and only paid a few grand. Literally only paid for the location and food, band, photography, wedding planner, entertainer, stylist, all these jobs were divided up between friends and family and while not all of it was perfectly professional it was beautiful and certainly very personal. I was a student at the time and I have no clue how people think spending 100k on a wedding is reasonable.

[@naisharuiz989]

Jonas Kircher hispanics do this all the time, dude so many parties where people even have friends and family cooking the banquet that never disappoints too bc everyone brings their a-game especially to a wedding

[@ramshafatima7178]

You have talented friends for sure 😂

[@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358]

*Stares in Indian wedding* 100k? That's cute

[@countys32]

Of course there's Penguins in central park where do you think all the animals from Madagascar come from?

[@vrastimallya6621]

Do they ride airplanes?

[@kokochakraborty2481]

thats literally what I was thinkinggggg

[@BrynDonovanWriter]

"You guys are like the Hallmark Original Movie, you know?" - I work at Hallmark Channel and this made me happy :)

[@mickeysalah1916]

My writing teacher is obsessed with the Hallmark channel 😂😂

[@BrynDonovanWriter]

@@mickeysalah1916 That's kind of ironic, since I'm obsessed with teaching writing. (True story! I have an MFA in creative writing and teaching is my favorite thing, even though it's not my day job.)

[@DrAdnan]

We need this show year round

[@parisahaque]

dude, I see you on every video I watch

[@tanmay8426]

@@parisahaque is this a coincidence? I think not.

[@prajwalsharma213]

@@parisahaque same

[@abeehamakhi5148]

I see u In tech video's comment section, funny ones, maybe in makeup tutorials too. DAMN MAN

[@hungryaf6873]

he would make a great grandfather, telling his grand-kids stories all time!!

[@dvg4868]

Why great grandfather lol 🤣

[@loveanimeforever9115]

DVG I think he meant it like a great father.

[@anabiyasaboor8]

"Allah ki kasam" is that one word where we all Muslims are like 'dude he ain't lying'. He said Allah ki kasam

[@sravikalinga1699]

that was GREAT, one of the best deep cuts i've watched...the energy was amazing, the audience was so receptive and warm (it really do be the cutest audience ever)

[@hibaq08]

I love how hasan jus automatically has an answer to everything, creativity right on the spot and everything he says is hilarious . he’s so awesomeeeee!

[@cherishcarvalho]

The woman who said wallahi is soo pretty!!

[@ivinitmittal]

@Ggh GGh here you go! 6:22😁

[@balpreetsingh753]

bruh ikr

[@lyssapie2728]

I agree!

[@saeharbokhari1424]

Oh ye she is fine

[@dontlookback5307]

MASHALLAH

[@abhishekmhatre1554]

10:08 "And if you don't have a skill set ... you're not coming" most Asian thing ever

[@carbonk4990]

“Grandma why you being thirsty?” 💀💀💀

[@rajdeepchowdhury.2003]

Grandma : she said you're hot Hassan:Grandma, why you bein' thirsty

[@FountainOfYoot]

Hasan: I thing that I do like about dogs us that they're very present Me: *looks from the kitchen into the livingroom to see if my dogs are ok* Dogs: we've been staring at you the entire time father 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️

[@paticaepescao]

Joshua obaga double like ur comment

[@tobiaspester3729]

"Maybe the corporations are afraid of the penguins." -- suits fear suits.

[@LetsBeClear87]

“Mouth bowl? Say wallahi “ is the best audience reaction this year

[@mackenzie7517]

LetsBeClear what does wallahi mean?

[@therasilvi]

@@mackenzie7517 like, "by God" or something like I swear to God.

[@rc6518]

Deep Cut is always my all time favorite. I enjoy the genuine interaction and spontaneous between Hasan and the audience. It's so effortless and seems that they're real friends hanging out having a good time!

[@TheManicMillennial]

this really shows how hasan has created such a fluid dialoage with his audience. Everyone seems to have their opportunity to speak and it just comes so naturally. Its really cool to see a fun non-serious forum. Hasan's crowd work is honestly next level!

[@foolsmind8198]

This deep cut was dope.......The Audience were freaking amazing😂

[@JaydevRaol]

Man, I really want a new season. I really love this show and really miss it.

[@user-pk4dk8fx9n]

Hasan eats cereal like the white girl from Get Out

[@stephaniefrancis2589]

I scrolled down just to find this!

[@Aagya11]

Hasan is like a Desi Dr. Phil. All desi people coming up to him with their desi parent issues XD

[@zarak1018]

Finally I AM NOT BORED

[@AnActualDinosaur]

ngl crosswords guy and his lady are a cute couple

[@murtazapishori1390]

Damn, guy goes "Allah ki Qasam" on cereal 🤣

[@robinsonshe06]

Murtaza Pishori - Does that mean something similar to “On God” 😊

[@murtazapishori1390]

@@robinsonshe06 yeah, sort of

[@ramshafatima7178]

@@robinsonshe06 It means by Allah (God) or I swear on Allah (God)

[@smritichawla9181]

@@ramshafatima7178 I swear to God!

[@ramshafatima7178]

@@smritichawla9181 Right 🙂

[@sanket677]

The girl behind the grandma was embarrassed for her 😂😂😂😊

[@hodan843]

Wow, a Deep Cuts where Hasan isn't bringing the questions back to the audience and is actually answering them?? Interesting 😂

[@reshrox63]

The most iconic first 30 secs of Deep Cuts😂😂

[@vasudha6857]

Men must wear pink more, it's crazy

[@srishtimishra19]

Hasan- how to make your wedding cheaper. Indians- sorry, We don't do that here. .. .. Me- tell this to an Indian Mom and you'll never see her again( or she'll never see you again).

[@neelashreedey7339]

🤣🤣🤣

[@scubawithatuba]

Hasan is one of the most genuine hosts. It's refreshing!

[@mizuhonova]

I think I've watched way more Audience Questions on Patriot Act than the actual Patriot Act lol.

[@NewMessage]

Just be glad nosebleed wasn't eating waffles, or Stranger Things would be ruined for you completely.

[@octaviasmith5002]

At Kalamazoo College, we have a random day off in spring quarter. Around the last two weeks of school, they wait for one of the fairest, clearest days in May, and when the chapel bell rings, no classes! Students are bussed out to the "beach" of lake Michigan 45 minutes away. Best mental break day. Day of Gracious Living is what we called it.

[@lilmissmolster]

"Im not lying Allah ki Qasam!"- Hasan being every brown muslim child ever

[@nattasle]

Is this a Tan France outfit? Idk why but I keep picturing Tan giving this to Hasan to try out. It's slitghly out of his comfort zone, but still comfortable. It feels like a Tan nudge 😍🤩

[@nanananana8594]

Lmao, that girl telling abt South Asian wedding culture😂😂😂

[@rachitsharma7234]

Now wonder why I got this many likes

[@JaydevRaol]

Same

[@murtazapishori1390]

Same!! 😭

[@ZecVal]

Oh my god me too! 😅

[@mannysidhu7723]

Went and checked netflix... Was disappointed.

[@icymoons]

@@mannysidhu7723 thanks for this because i was about to check netflix myself

[@427Ktown]

"Dependents...that's a lot of people, depending" LOL

[@taseen9849]

Allah ki kasam the most desi thing ever

[@moazzamashakeel2765]

I screamed-

[@taseen9849]

@@moazzamashakeel2765 I know right.*same girl*

[@royalenfield3728]

Yeah! 😂 But for me it's Bhagwan ki kasam

[@Ms.P.Sharma]

@@royalenfield3728 Well..for me it is rabb di soh........ :D

[@maithriswamy6054]

That bring your skill to a wedding thing is amazing! I'm not getting married or anything, but I've always thought that if I ever do get married, I should make my reception a talent show. That way it is more interesting to people who would otherwise only attend for the food. I like his idea as well. This way, only the closest and the most involved in the wedding would be attending :P Thanks, Hasan!

[@jenkins5265]

Bring it back!!!!!! We need more Patriot Act

[@NARKISDUDE]

'wedding gift' in my country is money, very rare that someone brings an actual gift. we recognize that weddings are alot of money.

[@memsisters9994]

The advice o be honest Me: granma, if he becomes more honest, hewill be killed

[@Sab.86]

The way he says Allah ki kassammm hehehehe bless 😂😂😂❤️

[@akifansari20]

“Allah ki Kasam” had me ROFL 😂😂

[@QuaseVingativa]

Hasan just revealed he's the girl from Get Out who eats cereal and milk separate and nobody's even talking about it

[@joestar8112]

Quase Vingativa oh yeah, you’re right

[@knifeyonline]

people keep saying take a side on milk first cereal first... but I've never heard anybody say that they pour cereal into a bowl of milk lol.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

9:44 So basically a house party-themed wedding? That's actually pretty cool, ngl.

[@moyeen8823]

What took you guys sooo long to post a new video ? We thirsty too, post more often !

[@sarabrown8938]

Having to bring a skill set to the wedding sounds like a Mormon wedding.

[@aliibilli]

@ 9:00 reminded me of the nutri boom episode from brooklyn 99 lmao

[@noorakhan620]

iVE BEEN CHECKING EVERYDAY FOR NEW EPISODES argh I’m so happy

[@mubbejama7223]

Make an Israel-Palestine episode

[@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs]

It's even worse than India episode. And 100% Hasan gonna pick Palestinian side.

[@thenoorer]

@@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs you mean the side that is persecuted and has no country, no army over the one that has nuclear weapons and the one colonized the other side and bringing them to famine. how dare he?

[@yesthenyes6727]

@@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs Like any decent human being who objectively looks at the facts over the past 60years would do.

[@abdlhmdx]

Excelon The 4th Avalon Heirs He’s indian

[@aaby9286]

Excelon The 4th Avalon Heirs and? Don’t watch?

[@mohamedbabiker6653]

When is the show coming back

[@shine-uy5fq]

30 seconds into the video and I'm already smiling big time😂😂😂

[@salarshaik3019]

I love his accent ..

[@Neenerella333]

Heehee. Inland Nor Cal Bro-sef?

[@susannaroy1632]

0:15 That expression though...!! 😂😂🤣🤣 Could be a meme

[@jvever4904]

The way Hasan talks about weddings is legic how Mexican wedding and parties work. People on the guest list are there to help you make the food, they either DJ or help pay for the DJ, help you decorate--everything! Its like everyone pitches in, makes shit super cheap.

[@theAverageJoe25]

watching Patriot Act deep cuts and The Daily Show between the scenes is my new hobby

[@fakhrussalhin3149]

i've been doing it for weeks now lol

[@antzerobooks]

Wait, is the new season already started?, oh... not yet.

[@BananaLettuce]

The wedding part, some of my family actually does that! Not like a required thing though. There’s a baker, photographer, crafters, seamstress, etc.

[@averagestudent1158]

Whenever Hasan puts something up to the camera Camera man: what should I do. Should I zoom in or just let it be. The second option sounds good.

[@RubyRim]

6:24 man I bet he said "astagfirullah" right after he said wallahi cuz there's no way that that's how he eats cereal.

[@unlaikable]

The Sister was gangsta! 😂

[@sebastiangtz777]

someone make a loop of the music that plays at the end of each video please and thank you

[@MelodicQuest]

I always thought Hasan was a chill guy. Then he said "my mouth is the bowl"...

[@TheStecknadeln7]

This upload made my day!!❤️ Also I might use your wedding advice. I've been stressing out about my future wedding so much!😂

[@williamsakalaucks6335]

Hasan, we are doing the very things you suggested for our wedding next year!! No need for gifts, help with the wedding itself!

[@naseef2075]

When is the new season coming?

[@CSherb]

It definitely used to be a thing where people dropped everything and went to Six Flags for the day.

[@Iambiginternet]

Oh I went to one of those weddings. I did the photography. Every guest had a job. The couple only spent €5,000, including their honeymoon and thank you presents for the guests who had big roles. Another friend only spent €200 on their wedding. It was a pot luck, the groom made the wedding rings and brewed all the wine, again everyone had jobs to do. This is the way to move forward instead of debt. I really felt like I was a part of the ceremony, instead of being bored on my phone.

[@angelicapixels]

I missed these so much😊

[@cheesecakelasagna]

"I like it when it's thicc, 2 Cs." - Hasan Minhaj, 2020

[@gkiferonhs]

When I got married forever ago, as two very busy people we suddenly looked at our calendar and figured that, if it was going to happen, we had to get married in three weeks time. Best thing ever. It wasn't a matter of "which of these 27 cakes do we want to get?", it was a matter of "you can get it here in three weeks? Cool!"

[@armyforlife3191]

Lol when “she said your hot” Relatable

[@Snoozems]

That dude who said: “but I’m being entertained” missed a great opportunity. “Hasan, right now, ~you~ are the app.”

[@hiphophrc]

Talking about Indian weddings, I covered a wedding of a NRI couple as a photographer with my dad (he owns the business) . They kept it going for 17 effin days which is how it used to be in the 20th century. 7 days of sangeet (musical ceremonies groom vs bride's family) 2 days of jaago (roaming around the whole village at night singing & dancing letting everyone about the wedding) then ring ceremony (self explanatory) shagan (both sides bringing gifts for the other side) the wedding & at last 2 receptions (one for the hometown & one for the friends exclusively) a couple more events I don't remember were celebrated too 😅

[@huldaadriyannah1633]

As a Mozambican, when they said they were inviting 80 ppl to their wedding, I was like...that's a birthday party number, LMAAOOO

[@TheKijib]

he is such a troll with that cereal thing LMAO

[@onwaezehealth3538]

Lost it at: "Brittany, you're punny" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@clar_ssa]

SO GLAD TO SEE THE NOTIFICATION FOR THIS

[@Bella-kr7bl]

when's the new season out?

[@kavalerigurun]

Too true! What I love from this show is the audience

[@itsrakebliben]

So many jokes about weddings but y'all have never been to an Ethiopian wedding, and I pray you never have to. There are so many people, because everyone is some sort of relative, and no one is ever on time. My parents had five different wedding ceremonies, FIVE!

[@mai-ph9yo]

do not underestimate the indian wedding.

[@Svengali764]

Also our(indian) city weddings are much more simplified. If it's in a close knit village the wedding goes on for a week atleast. One day is reserved for a open buffet for the entire community. It's insane.

[@zeeshanahmed1892]

😂

[@hiphophrc]

I covered a wedding of a NRI couple as a photographer with my dad (he owns the business) . They kept it going for 17 effin days which is how it used to be in the 20th century. 7 days of sangeet (musical ceremonies groom vs bride's family) 2 days of jaago (roaming around the whole village at night singing & dancing letting everyone about the wedding) then ring ceremony (self explanatory) shagan (both sides bringing gifts for the other side) the wedding & at last 2 receptions (one for the hometown & one for the friends exclusively) a couple more events I don't remember were celebrated too 😅

[@shivanikuthe7395]

I love, respect and appreciate your culture very much,i promie. But five ceremonies? Pfft hahahahahahaha *laughs in Indian*

[@riyabhosale6104]

In absolute love with the instant "whaaaaaa"😍😍😍😍

[@likeag1000]

The blonde girl in the front row is prepared to give up everything for a date with Hasan lmao

[@MT-vw3le]

Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed 🤣🤣

[@sonofgouken86]

I love legit agreeing with his points about the apps on the computer, and needing to put down my phone, then remembering I'm totally watching this on my phone😂😂

[@Sab.86]

His wedding speech was soo true tho!!!!

[@kr13100]

Back in our Indian grandmas times wedding guests usually extended family members literally did all the work - cooking, cleaning, decorating, singing, playing musical instruments.