Hasan On How To Make Your Wedding Cheaper | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

On the latest Deep Cuts Hasan receives the responsibility of creating a new holiday, and what could be more important than a day dedicated to Six Flags? He also shares some of his favorite things about New York City, including his love for Olive Garden. Later Hasan talks with an engaged audience member about the differences between white and brown weddings and offers up some advice about how to get the most bang for your buck when it comes to inviting guests.
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[@coffeetea8577]

Grandma : she said you're hot Hasan: Instant flashback to Buzzfeed thirst tweets

[@RRM-tx9oc]

omg yesss!!! 😂

[@shreyakrishnan8789]

"No we can't do that. No we can't." "Wait these are real tweets you guys found?!" "Bussy? Oh I thought they misspelt..."

[@zxu2960]

Are you related to Rahul subramanian in anyway?

[@vaish7627]

@@zxu2960 Probably not. It's a really, really common last name.

[@zxu2960]

@@vaish7627 but it would be a very cool thing

[@mia-gh8zj]

Hasan is right, the Patriot Act crowd is the cutest crowd ever, they all seem to be like friends i want in my life

[@eyezra]

Even the alien conspiracy dude.

[@mia-gh8zj]

@@eyezra even the Alien conspiracy dude, that's right.

[@hayberdasher8625]

@@eyezra ESPECIALLY the alien conspiracy dude

[@jatinbandhiwal1987]

@@mia-gh8zj his name is Bashir and he is a state of mind at 2 AM.

[@Alaskan-Armadillo]

Seriously the Patriot Act crowd are some of the most decent followers I've come across.

[@avantikaroy5146]

I love how hasan talks to everyone as if it's just a casual gathering at a sunday picnic and everyone knows each other and have this hearty talk about serious stuff to alien stuff and includes everyone too. Looks so fun.

[@averysanford4949]

it's precious

[@matchamochi3817]

"alien stuff" omg i just had flashbacks to that one guy from the audience who was going on about his alien conspiracies

[@entropy5157]

Alien stuff... It is not a joke mahn!!!!🤣

[@mr.nicaohara416]

@@matchamochi3817 which episode? Can u show me the link?

[@arullgodwin4729]

@@mr.nicaohara416 Title "does Hasan believe in aliens?"

[@husbaansayed1697]

Highkey, patrioact has the best audience

[@Neenerella333]

Yeah they're so like family: Super sweet, but ruthless when they they think "you think you're all that."

[@TheZeyyyyy]

Intellectuals

[@mahmoodshuvo2787]

TRUE 😌

[@adhi2]

Dude r u an army? I'm an army BTS

[@Lebronwski]

@@TheZeyyyyy intellectuals? 😂

[@alexthomas4105]

Hasan has to realise no one can see anything every time he puts the card up to the camera

[@thamomentum]

*Stares at the screen in Ariana Grande*

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Big fucking mood.

[@bencox2700]

Damn Hasan was like really blushing cause grandma called him hot. Innocence At Peak 😂💞

[@talhatariqyuluqatdis]

LITERALLY XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jaanvisaraf4869]

"Grandma, why you bein' thirsty" -Hasan Minhaj, 2020. (Or 2019 idk)

[@pandey2rakesh]

Is this 2020?

[@pandey2rakesh]

Kio Revana wow that is totally funny

[@pandey2rakesh]

Kio Revana i am an atheist and u r a racist

[@adityaajay4133]

Kio Revana you disgusting swine, racism does nothing for you and your progress. Your intellect defies Darwinian principles cause of how utterly stupid it is

[@personbelowmeisadumbass8891]

@Kio Revana American?Typical😅

[@zainubaali6704]

I’m Australian. Not voting for the Federal election is $20. State election is like $55.

[@_stunning_shots]

That's quite interesting

[@saeharbokhari1424]

Hey what's the racism like?

[@daijobuwu1063]

It's a nice idea but Americans would never support it. They're built on this idea of freedom

[@Darknight_Syd84]

Saehar Bokhari it’s amazing.

[@MsAnpassad]

@@daijobuwu1063 No, it was built on the pretence of being free. USA only score 86 points on the freedom index, more than 55 places in the world is more free. Australia ranks as number 6, with 98 points. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_in_the_World

[@montananerd8244]

I love how the audience clearly adores Hasan, but treats him like their little brother 😂😂😂

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

I'm pretty sure that when he said he worked at the times, everybody hated him and then when he said he did the crosswords, everybody loved him.

[@arjunrk4573]

What's wrong with being in the times? It's the only one that's adapted to journalism today

[@arjunrk4573]

Or do people in the US resent the times that much?

[@shreyanksurve8100]

Do Newyorkers still do Crosswords? Just like Racheal!! In 2020 I mean wow...

[@justalostlocal]

@@arjunrk4573 I wondered about that too. Of course NTs is far from perfect but do you rather have FoxNews? Like, some Americans need to chill.

[@justalostlocal]

@@soundboardist then maybe those people can't stand their grounds and try to false equivalent everything instead? My point is it's better to try to improve something than hate on it. With flawed journalism you actually can get some fixing done.

[@simplybookish1277]

I feel like Hasan's answer to any question about his daughter doing anything is "she'll do/watch it when she's 18/30" 😂

[@harsheh]

LMAO true

[@riyanjiwani7803]

I’m 11 watching this I’ve been watching all his shows cause I can relate to most of them

[@simplybookish1277]

@@riyanjiwani7803 My life is basically the same as how he describes his life when he was younger. He's so relatable for Desi ppl.

[@hm6638]

@@riyanjiwani7803 Dude, you're 11 you shouldn't be watching Hasan Minhaj, just saying.

[@riyanjiwani7803]

Zara Kata Hasan Minhaj home coming king is so relatable

[@drlc6051]

My brain the second he mentioned Eddie: Eddie and Hasan... Hasan and Eddie ~

[@giovannideroche4736]

DRLC I started singing it

[@gavinmitchell1328]

666 likes

[@Ninaform]

"I like things that are thick" -Hasan Minhaj, 2020.

[@SourabhBanthia]

NYT Factcheck: It's thicc with a double c

[@calisongbird]

Sourabh Banthia no, Nina spelled it correctly. Just because people like to make dumb mispellings doesn’t make them correct.

[@pineapplesbringpain5243]

KZbinName Dude, you sound so dumb. Obviously you don’t get it.

[@AIXChiew]

@@calisongbird it's not a dumb mispelling....it's slang. In this context sourabh is correct hasan even said "I like it thicc with two ccs". Don't know what you're on about.

[@Mine-mo2cc]

@@calisongbird turn on the subtitles and say that again

[@safecampdee]

"Don't bring that privilege into this conversation." I died lmao

[@mathunit1]

@Black Ally to Protect White Men's Rights The fuck?

[@angryreap3r]

Black Ally to Protect White Men's Rights w h a t

[@Madmarkhor]

Black Ally to Protect White Men's Rights dunno why you mentioned pakistanis when hes indian...? You realise there are Indian muslims right?

[@countys32]

Of course there's Penguins in central park where do you think all the animals from Madagascar come from?

[@vrastimallya6621]

Do they ride airplanes?

[@kokochakraborty2481]

thats literally what I was thinkinggggg

[@anabiyasaboor8]

"Allah ki kasam" is that one word where we all Muslims are like 'dude he ain't lying'. He said Allah ki kasam

[@blafoon93]

Hasan hit the nail on the head, I had my wedding at a castle and only paid a few grand. Literally only paid for the location and food, band, photography, wedding planner, entertainer, stylist, all these jobs were divided up between friends and family and while not all of it was perfectly professional it was beautiful and certainly very personal. I was a student at the time and I have no clue how people think spending 100k on a wedding is reasonable.

[@naisharuiz989]

Jonas Kircher hispanics do this all the time, dude so many parties where people even have friends and family cooking the banquet that never disappoints too bc everyone brings their a-game especially to a wedding

[@ramshafatima7178]

You have talented friends for sure 😂

[@shirokimminjungparkjeon3358]

*Stares in Indian wedding* 100k? That's cute

[@DrAdnan]

We need this show year round

[@parisa_haque]

dude, I see you on every video I watch

[@tanmay8426]

@@parisa_haque is this a coincidence? I think not.

[@prajwalsharma213]

@@parisa_haque same

[@abeehamakhi5148]

I see u In tech video's comment section, funny ones, maybe in makeup tutorials too. DAMN MAN

[@hungryaf6873]

he would make a great grandfather, telling his grand-kids stories all time!!

[@dvg4868]

Why great grandfather lol 🤣

[@loveanimeforever9115]

DVG I think he meant it like a great father.

[@carbonk4990]

“Grandma why you being thirsty?” 💀💀💀

[@BrynDonovanWriter]

"You guys are like the Hallmark Original Movie, you know?" - I work at Hallmark Channel and this made me happy :)

[@mickeysalah1916]

My writing teacher is obsessed with the Hallmark channel 😂😂

[@BrynDonovanWriter]

@@mickeysalah1916 That's kind of ironic, since I'm obsessed with teaching writing. (True story! I have an MFA in creative writing and teaching is my favorite thing, even though it's not my day job.)

[@clcarvalho7827]

The woman who said wallahi is soo pretty!!

[@ivinitmittal]

@Ggh GGh here you go! 6:22😁

[@balpreetsingh753]

bruh ikr

[@lyssapie2728]

I agree!

[@saeharbokhari1424]

Oh ye she is fine

[@dontlookback5307]

MASHALLAH

[@BFCgirl]

That cereal technique is psychotic. That's why the girlfriend on Get Out separated her cereal. It's insane!

[@HT-pl8du]

Good Idea Adia no it maintains the crunch but doesn’t require eating the whole bowl in 30 seconds

[@abhishekmhatre1554]

10:08 "And if you don't have a skill set ... you're not coming" most Asian thing ever

[@hibaq08]

I love how hasan jus automatically has an answer to everything, creativity right on the spot and everything he says is hilarious . he’s so awesomeeeee!

[@FountainOfYoot]

Hasan: I thing that I do like about dogs us that they're very present Me: *looks from the kitchen into the livingroom to see if my dogs are ok* Dogs: we've been staring at you the entire time father 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️

[@paticaepescao]

Joshua obaga double like ur comment

[@sanket677]

The girl behind the grandma was embarrassed for her 😂😂😂😊

[@foolsmind8198]

This deep cut was dope.......The Audience were freaking amazing😂

[@murtazapishori1390]

Damn, guy goes "Allah ki Qasam" on cereal 🤣

[@robinsonshe06]

Murtaza Pishori - Does that mean something similar to “On God” 😊

[@murtazapishori1390]

@@robinsonshe06 yeah, sort of

[@ramshafatima7178]

@@robinsonshe06 It means by Allah (God) or I swear on Allah (God)

[@smritichawla9181]

@@ramshafatima7178 I swear to God!

[@ramshafatima7178]

@@smritichawla9181 Right 🙂

[@LetsBeClear87]

“Mouth bowl? Say wallahi “ is the best audience reaction this year

[@mackenzie7517]

LetsBeClear what does wallahi mean?

[@therasilvi]

@@mackenzie7517 like, "by God" or something like I swear to God.

[@cstayyab]

First he was like "Allah ki Qasam" then he had to explain it with "Wallahi", idk it was funny for me.

[@tobiaspester3729]

"Maybe the corporations are afraid of the penguins." -- suits fear suits.

[@zarak1018]

Finally I AM NOT BORED

[@AnActualDinosaur]

ngl crosswords guy and his lady are a cute couple

[@rajdeepchowdhury.2003]

Grandma : she said you're hot Hassan:Grandma, why you bein' thirsty

[@JaydevRaol]

Man, I really want a new season. I really love this show and really miss it.

[@sravikalinga1699]

that was GREAT, one of the best deep cuts i've watched...the energy was amazing, the audience was so receptive and warm (it really do be the cutest audience ever)

[@mizuhonova]

I think I've watched way more Audience Questions on Patriot Act than the actual Patriot Act lol.

[@Aagya11]

Hasan is like a Desi Dr. Phil. All desi people coming up to him with their desi parent issues XD

[@reshrox63]

The most iconic first 30 secs of Deep Cuts😂😂

[@user-pk4dk8fx9n]

Hasan eats cereal like the white girl from Get Out

[@stephaniefrancis2589]

I scrolled down just to find this!

[@hodan843]

Wow, a Deep Cuts where Hasan isn't bringing the questions back to the audience and is actually answering them?? Interesting 😂

[@vasudha6857]

Men must wear pink more, it's crazy

[@PIMPEDoutPALMER]

this really shows how hasan has created such a fluid dialoage with his audience. Everyone seems to have their opportunity to speak and it just comes so naturally. Its really cool to see a fun non-serious forum. Hasan's crowd work is honestly next level!

[@taseen9849]

Allah ki kasam the most desi thing ever

[@moazzamashakeel2765]

I screamed-

[@taseen9849]

@@moazzamashakeel2765 I know right.*same girl*

[@royalenfield3728]

Yeah! 😂 But for me it's Bhagwan ki kasam

[@Ms.P.Sharma]

@@royalenfield3728 Well..for me it is rabb di soh........ :D

[@nanananana8594]

Lmao, that girl telling abt South Asian wedding culture😂😂😂

[@srishtimishra19]

Hasan- how to make your wedding cheaper. Indians- sorry, We don't do that here. .. .. Me- tell this to an Indian Mom and you'll never see her again( or she'll never see you again).

[@neelashreedey7339]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rc6518]

Deep Cut is always my all time favorite. I enjoy the genuine interaction and spontaneous between Hasan and the audience. It's so effortless and seems that they're real friends hanging out having a good time!

[@nattasle]

Is this a Tan France outfit? Idk why but I keep picturing Tan giving this to Hasan to try out. It's slitghly out of his comfort zone, but still comfortable. It feels like a Tan nudge 😍🤩

[@NewMessage]

Just be glad nosebleed wasn't eating waffles, or Stranger Things would be ruined for you completely.

[@rachitsharma7234]

Now wonder why I got this many likes

[@JaydevRaol]

Same

[@murtazapishori1390]

Same!! 😭

[@Zeclag]

Oh my god me too! 😅

[@mannysidhu7723]

Went and checked netflix... Was disappointed.

[@icymoons]

@@mannysidhu7723 thanks for this because i was about to check netflix myself

[@octaviasmith5002]

At Kalamazoo College, we have a random day off in spring quarter. Around the last two weeks of school, they wait for one of the fairest, clearest days in May, and when the chapel bell rings, no classes! Students are bussed out to the "beach" of lake Michigan 45 minutes away. Best mental break day. Day of Gracious Living is what we called it.

[@lilmissmolster]

"Im not lying Allah ki Qasam!"- Hasan being every brown muslim child ever

[@427Ktown]

"Dependents...that's a lot of people, depending" LOL

[@memsisters9994]

The advice o be honest Me: granma, if he becomes more honest, hewill be killed

[@Sab.86]

The way he says Allah ki kassammm hehehehe bless 😂😂😂❤️

[@NARKISDUDE]

'wedding gift' in my country is money, very rare that someone brings an actual gift. we recognize that weddings are alot of money.

[@jenkins5265]

Bring it back!!!!!! We need more Patriot Act

[@scubawithatuba]

Hasan is one of the most genuine hosts. It's refreshing!

[@QuaseVingativa]

Hasan just revealed he's the girl from Get Out who eats cereal and milk separate and nobody's even talking about it

[@joestar8112]

Quase Vingativa oh yeah, you’re right

[@knifeyonline]

people keep saying take a side on milk first cereal first... but I've never heard anybody say that they pour cereal into a bowl of milk lol.

[@akifansari20]

“Allah ki Kasam” had me ROFL 😂😂

[@sarabrown8938]

Having to bring a skill set to the wedding sounds like a Mormon wedding.

[@shine-uy5fq]

30 seconds into the video and I'm already smiling big time😂😂😂

[@cheesecakelasagna]

9:44 So basically a house party-themed wedding? That's actually pretty cool, ngl.

[@noorakhan620]

iVE BEEN CHECKING EVERYDAY FOR NEW EPISODES argh I’m so happy

[@MelodicQuest]

I always thought Hasan was a chill guy. Then he said "my mouth is the bowl"...

[@mubbejama7223]

Make an Israel-Palestine episode

[@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs]

It's even worse than India episode. And 100% Hasan gonna pick Palestinian side.

[@thenoorer]

@@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs you mean the side that is persecuted and has no country, no army over the one that has nuclear weapons and the one colonized the other side and bringing them to famine. how dare he?

[@yesthenyes6727]

@@ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs Like any decent human being who objectively looks at the facts over the past 60years would do.

[@abdlhmdx]

Excelon The 4th Avalon Heirs He’s indian

[@aaby9286]

Excelon The 4th Avalon Heirs and? Don’t watch?

[@moyeen8823]

What took you guys sooo long to post a new video ? We thirsty too, post more often !

[@Gunpassa]

Too true! What I love from this show is the audience

[@theAverageJoe25]

watching Patriot Act deep cuts and The Daily Show between the scenes is my new hobby

[@fakhrussalhin3149]

i've been doing it for weeks now lol

[@CSherb]

It definitely used to be a thing where people dropped everything and went to Six Flags for the day.

[@mohamedbabiker6653]

When is the show coming back

[@azreedZindro7295]

More of these please!!

[@Sab.86]

His wedding speech was soo true tho!!!!

[@naseef2075]

When is the new season coming?

[@RubyRim]

6:24 man I bet he said "astagfirullah" right after he said wallahi cuz there's no way that that's how he eats cereal.

[@karakatowTV]

The Sister was gangsta! 😂

[@angelicapixels]

I missed these so much😊

[@maithriswamy6054]

That bring your skill to a wedding thing is amazing! I'm not getting married or anything, but I've always thought that if I ever do get married, I should make my reception a talent show. That way it is more interesting to people who would otherwise only attend for the food. I like his idea as well. This way, only the closest and the most involved in the wedding would be attending :P Thanks, Hasan!

[@sebastiangtz777]

someone make a loop of the music that plays at the end of each video please and thank you

[@jvever4904]

The way Hasan talks about weddings is legic how Mexican wedding and parties work. People on the guest list are there to help you make the food, they either DJ or help pay for the DJ, help you decorate--everything! Its like everyone pitches in, makes shit super cheap.

[@riyabhosale6104]

In absolute love with the instant "whaaaaaa"😍😍😍😍

[@salarshaik3019]

I love his accent ..

[@Neenerella333]

Heehee. Inland Nor Cal Bro-sef?

[@ImmaRokstar]

I need to attend a taping, i swear

[@TheKijib]

he is such a troll with that cereal thing LMAO

[@aliibilli]

@ 9:00 reminded me of the nutri boom episode from brooklyn 99 lmao

[@williamsakalaucks6335]

Hasan, we are doing the very things you suggested for our wedding next year!! No need for gifts, help with the wedding itself!

[@BananaLettuce]

The wedding part, some of my family actually does that! Not like a required thing though. There’s a baker, photographer, crafters, seamstress, etc.

[@onwaezehealth3538]

Lost it at: "Brittany, you're punny" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@antzerobooks]

Wait, is the new season already started?, oh... not yet.

[@likeag1000]

The blonde girl in the front row is prepared to give up everything for a date with Hasan lmao

[@MT-vw3le]

Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed 🤣🤣

[@averagestudent1158]

Whenever Hasan puts something up to the camera Camera man: what should I do. Should I zoom in or just let it be. The second option sounds good.

[@susannaroy1632]

0:15 That expression though...!! 😂😂🤣🤣 Could be a meme

[@sonofgouken86]

I love legit agreeing with his points about the apps on the computer, and needing to put down my phone, then remembering I'm totally watching this on my phone😂😂

[@muhammadhumzariaz3875]

This was fun, I was waiting for the new episode and got something else. BTW when is the new season coming?

[@huldaadriyannah1633]

As a Mozambican, when they said they were inviting 80 ppl to their wedding, I was like...that's a birthday party number, LMAAOOO

[@EthanShalev]

Hasan, please post a video of you eating cereal!

[@Bella-kr7bl]

when's the new season out?

[@sanjeevkumar616]

"Look at the roster" 😂😂😂😂

[@armyforlife3191]

Lol when “she said your hot” Relatable

[@peekabooicancu]

Wow that reaction to Australia not voting. It's just a thing that you vote here. I mean you, can do a donkey vote or just put in an empty sheet. But going to the polling booth at the local school or church on a Saturday, normally with their bake sales and democracy sausage sizzles- it's an event and rite of passage.

[@PrettyFlyFor_aWifi]

peekabooicancu idk what a democracy sausage sizzle is but im really jealous that I haven’t gotten to go to one 🤣🤣

[@beancounter5434]

Our democracy sausage is rotten. Not worth it.

[@StephySon]

A lot of my fellow Americans are either to fucking lazy or they simply don’t care, mix that in with an establishment that wants to keep as many people from the polls as possible and you have voting in the U.S

[@cupcakeciara6389]

These are my fave things in the absolute world to watch

[@hadassah179]

The way he was reminiscing about myspace made me start missing those days of changing the profile page layout decoration whether it's summer, holiday season all that. *good times*