Hasan Has Suggestions for Celebrating Eid | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

With the recent celebration Eid al-Fitr to mark the end of Ramadan, Hasan uses this week's Deep Cuts to share how he celebrated, and gives some suggestions on how the holiday could be made a little more fun. Hasan also reflects on his glory days in high school, quizzes our audience on a few of the words from the Scripps National Spelling Bee, and unveils whether or not he believes in ghosts.
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[@anonymouswriter2763]

Audience- *asks a question for deep cuts * Hasan- uno reverse card *you* answer that question

[@marsajib]

sometimes you gotta throw it back so you can think and formulate an answer

[@anthonyzullo]

Hes smart to do that. You can see that Hasan is a master at avoiding putting his personal beliefs anywhere as much as possible, unless it's a personal memory orb feeling that has zero consequences. He fully knows that he is on a platform that emits a far reaching audience and how offense and sensationalism works in media today.

[@murk959]

@@anthonyzullo yeah. He doesn't share much about his personal life

[@anotherpointofview222]

@@murk959 I saw one of his earliest shows where the entire performance was about his personal life, family and feelings about growing up. He's definitely capable of expressing them, and the one he did about Saudi Arabia , I couldn't believe he was saying the things he was he did. Thinking 'He knows these people tortured killed, sawed a guy to pieces, and put the middle finger up to the U.S. and world community over doing anything to them for it. Haven't watched him in a while. Is he softening his edge? I wouldn't blame him if he did, but I like him because of his ruthlessly insightful no holds barred cutting comedy.

[@murk959]

@@anotherpointofview222 oh really? I need to watch that episode now Yeah the reason I started watching him was his white house speech before this show. Maybe he might be softening, idk I haven't watched much of him But I'm starting again soon

[@rithwikadicherla4197]

fun fact: the editor of this video is an absolute legend

[@yasemin2863]

🤣🤣🤣

[@contrabassclarinet1]

His comments kill. Like, he has so much power!

[@junkfoodmods3460]

He's like the editor for Bon Appetite's "It's Alive"

[@raesatify]

Yeah 🌺🤍

[@far-course38]

"Dude we are married and we dropped hands" HHAHAHAAHAH

[@edopelawi]

Bruh that's quite an asian move 😂

[@shamimoonshaik1395]

My husband and I did the same thing 😅

[@chetanmazumder310]

This is purely a south Asian thing

[@No-Nameeepodcast]

thats where i DIED i cant wait for when i can do that *sighs*

[@shaguftaansari2015]

Well. It's very common among asians.. 😅😆

[@NjlampGaming]

Hasan: "Second semester senior year & summer before college is the best time in life" *cries in Class of 2020*

[@clemtheclementine2167]

And when he was talking about how everything is closed for a few days around Christmas? I was thinking, “Ha! Just you wait.”

[@StarJester]

fucking same thanks hasan :)))

[@rosiesmith1623]

Same dude 😭

[@snowyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

MOOD i was thinking that i would replay the last day my friends and i were together irl but that would get depressing, but then he straight up said the last two months of senior year were the best

[@riaah5413]

yooo same I want a refund on senior year. 😭 Alexa play "you got it bad" by Usher

[@omegaman5663]

So down to earth and humble and a multicultural audience. Respect.

[@FunWhiletubing]

It doesn't feel forced if that makes sense. It seems like it's just an audience of people.

[@omegaman5663]

@gothicman03 Now that I will go on to charge for the therapy...

[@AC-wb2en]

That's how all the Indians are :))

[@azeemazoom3976]

@@AC-wb2en Come out of your closet! Jai Sri Ram!

[@AshrafAnam]

@@azeemazoom3976 Jai Sri Battering Ram

[@amhk5918]

1:20 i liiive for editors inserting themselves into the videos 😂😂

[@eyezra]

You should watch pewdiepie then... Seriously tho.

[@johnnguyen3899]

@@eyezra ew no thanks. He should watch Bon Appetite's It's Alive.

[@eyezra]

@@johnnguyen3899 everyone has their own preferences

[@fraidarahbaran6076]

+

[@Salty010]

i why i like most recent pewds vids the argument fewd between pewds and his editor are funny quip i ever watch~! period

[@memoriesintechnicolour1360]

Hasan talking about Eid, Iftar, Jinns and dropping hands in front of older people makes us Muslims feel represented. Its more fun because he's a politically woke comedian.

[@fkhan2006]

exactly my thoughts lmao

[@imranshishir1947]

Loved this side of him.

[@srab9260]

Yeh but he said making Eid more fun like toys, music and etc... kinda didn’t like that part because it’s not allowed and considered as haram tho. So yeh i don’t know if he really enjoys Muslim as his religion and just not becuz he’s parents were. It seems like he enjoys more Xmas then Eid

[@whathappened6358]

@@srab9260 it's because he lives in an non Muslim country

[@whathappened6358]

@@prathyasteeacharya1899 We have actually it's like Christmas 🎄 but for muslims ☪️ as hassan said we share gifts,meet families and holidays but he doesn't feel fun because in America there's nothing related to eid and there's no spirit

[@rishikaushal9822]

As an Indian, when he said, "I can just get popcorn." I felt that.

[@joyabrahm1]

and holding hands... uff

[@happymemories_videography]

Yes

[@imanik5784]

this deep cuts episode is literally my favourite, the audience was amazing

[@teejandahalf]

I dont think I stopped smiling or laughing the whole time

[@justnikhita]

I know right same

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Relatable, have a nice day.

[@afro_samirai2631]

I always love hearing celebrities talk about Islam since I am Muslim and feel like were Represented and thankfully by a funny ass dude

[@haidioo3658]

Samee i feel so included

[@diyanahesat1986]

I know

[@jiya3353]

LOL he's muslim too

[@hayberdasher8625]

All religions are bullshit, but I think religious people should be equally represented

[@dzvuriyahvelayithussein3025]

ahhahaha 'we need to market Eid' i loved that comment he made

[@jaweriakhan6874]

“The moon would be a character?” *in the most disappointed tone ever” that was too funny 😂😂😂

[@fairycat23]

I mean, Capitalist Eid Moon could be interesting, because there are lots of cool characters based on the moon.

[@PakistaniReacts]

this is some high quality content right here.

[@raisulkazi9288]

are chacha kaise ho , eid kaisa gaya , ?.😄

[@stillfinding9237]

Oo hello bhai you watch hasan took amazing react to American stuffs too bro

[@qniverse9872]

You know you're brown when you drop hands with your significant other just because you see other brown people 😂

[@Sonturist]

Holding hands outside, next parents will be saying I love you.

[@zee2826]

@joelabo Brazilians ain't the real browns

[@jamilaaali9127]

😂😂😂

[@anotherpointofview222]

@@zee2826 WOW. Amazing to see how some "Indians" play into the global colorism race card game. "Real Browns" Did you seriously go there like that? Please tell me wtf you mean by that. I want to so have misunderstood that comment.

[@anotherpointofview222]

@@zee2826 ...and I don't mean "brown" as defined by color raceist. It's pretty well defined by the inventors and craters of the "game." What does "Real Brown" mean to YOU? "In the 18th and 19th century, racialist written works proposed geographically based "scientific" differences among "the races." Many of these racial models assigned colors to the groups described, and some included a "brown race" as in the following: Early German anthropologist Johann Blumenbach extended Linnaeus' four-color race model by adding the brown race, "Malay race", which included both the Malay division of Austronesian (Thailand, Cambodia, Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia, Brunei, Pattani, Sumatra, Madagascar, Formosans, etc.) and Polynesians and Melanesians of Pacific Islands, as well as Papuans and Aborigines of Australia. In 1775, "John Hunter of Edinburg included under the label light brown, Southern Europeans, Sicilians, Abyssinians, the Spanish, Persians, Turks and Laplanders, and under the label brown, Tartars, Africans on the Mediterranean and the Chinese."[4] Jean Baptiste Julien d'Omalius d'Halloy's five-race scheme differed from Blumenbach's by including Ethiopians in the brown race, as well as Oceanic peoples. Louis Figuier adopted and adapted d'Omalius d'Halloy's classification and also included Egyptians in the brown race. In 1915, Donald Mackenzie conceived a "Mediterranean or Brown race, the eastern branch of which reaches to India and the western to the British Isles... [and includes] predynastic Egyptians... [and some populations of] Neolithic man". en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_(racial_classification)

[@tjkim4645]

That guy at the end was talking about Pseudocyesis or "false pregnancy" Produces all the symptoms of a regular pregnancy without any babies involved. We still aren't exactly sure what causes it.

[@egregius9314]

I would go with a variation of the placebo effect, as men can get sympathy pains and swell up themselves.

[@davisinho94]

Yes indeed thanks for doing the research

[@davisinho94]

Yep

[@Dawn2Dusk23]

No baby, no pregnancy. Symptoms of pregnancy and actually being pregnant are not the same thing which is what Hassan said, that she wont actually be pregnant. Simple.

[@isaacamattoo4075]

@@Dawn2Dusk23 same with ghosts, it's all the signs and effects but it doesn't exist

[@skritzzyt6633]

I love how he interacts with his audience great guy

[@khizarkhan4250]

12:20 Guy: I'm a doctor. Every Desi: *Remembers parents telling them they gotta be a doctor* Hasan: Ok then, you gotta spell this next one. Like show the parents doctors aren't perfect.

[@defencebangladesh4068]

lol

[@delsmontgomery]

lol Eid can be super fun. It just depends on the people you surround yourself with

[@MSthesmart]

Eid was super fun in Pakistan. It get heck of boring when I came US because I lose my friend. Today I have money not friends.

[@aurelius2070]

What kind of crazy people you been hanging out with?

[@nirajsingh8403]

@@MSthesmart IF you love your culture so much. And feel its the greatest.. Maybe u should not leave

[@frogansmells]

@@rickdalton4389 go fuck yourself with that shit homie

[@Shadow456376]

@@rickdalton4389 low tier bait

[@Muaaz]

LOL people are missing out by not watching this channel, *the exclusives are TOO good* 😂😂

[@Pharoah2]

Arent you the guy under all the cod videos tf? Stay on brand my guy 😂😂

[@Muaaz]

Pharaoh 300 bro hasan is my favorite stand up comedian, i support anyone who i like, period haha

[@auburnsunlight]

I love how Hasan‘s PEAK MOMENT in life is making gingerbread houses... like damn bro how has life been since elementary school?

[@jewelrylover2958]

I feel like Eid is fun depending on your family and where you come from. I’m Nigerian American and Eid is a whole thing for my family. We dress super nice, go to the mosque and have a party dinner with the extended family. It’s great

[@daliawinters1072]

Dear whoever is editing this video- I am so here for it

[@lorenza696]

Me too!

[@ZechMadox]

he literally made one edit

[@owlboy9319]

@@ZechMadox i think they made 17 and a half minutes of edits...

[@KingofHearts]

11:39 bit was gold. More of that!

[@gulmohar1843]

"We immediately dropped hands" -- that's literally the most desi thing to do when you're holding hands with the opposite gender in front of older men and women :D Hasan, so proud of you, man! You're desi AF!

[@hikmatar8577]

Not only opposite gender

[@banik7414]

@@hikmatar8577 ok, liberal

[@aria8463]

as a 2020 senior when he said the best time is the last 2 weeks of senior year / the summer before college my heart actually broke a lil bit

[@goofygoober6211]

I’m sorry :( I’m class of 2021 so I can relate a bit, being at home during first semester and probably all throughout second as well. I hope I get to celebrate with my friends and family, though

[@aria8463]

@@goofygoober6211 yeah y'all have it pretty rough too 🙏🏾we're gonna get through it tho

[@jonat523]

Lmao I teared up a bit thinking abt it again

[@habibalikhan2137]

Here in Pakistan, we have this concept of "Eidi"... Where youngsters approach their elders for gifts, usually cash... That can truly make the Eid gatherings much fun!

[@rahatali5331]

Habib Ali Khan and then our parents “hold” our money for us.

[@musicallyaesthetic13]

Rahat Ali omg yesss

[@jathuraa1217]

in Indonesia, we do the same thing hahahaha

[@advisorywarning]

@@rahatali5331 I’m half Chinese and my dad would always “hold onto” the money we’d get for Chinese New Year hahah

[@humerahumera5856]

Yeah it’s there even in India.

[@jayanty4048]

The way he pronounced the first word I thought he meant the animal ocelot

[@Cruxador]

Well, that's what he said.

[@Slappysan]

Same

[@ayjaybay93]

Same

[@Roll587]

Same!

[@Pharoah2]

I was like BRO IS MINECRAFT RELEVANT ?

[@sabeenshahjehan8522]

Moon 🌙 shaped cookies, lanterns, mehndi tattoos, bangles ~ moon viewing parties .. Chand Raat parties. I decorate the house with my kids - you make your own traditions Hassan!

[@pranavmadhavan7189]

"last two weeks of senior year" unfortunately i cannot relate F in the chat for the class of 2020

[@fatimatawfeeq8214]

F

[@purpleglitz]

F

[@pariveshsingh1941]

F

[@nihalriaz7076]

F

[@ritikamenon1352]

F

[@sarahlatendorf6274]

6:45 *Hasan:* "can you imagine being a 2nd semester senior with Netflix available?" *Me:* * eating chips, watching Netflix at 9am on a Monday in my pyjamas, lEArNinG for an upcoming exam * *Hasan:* "that would be the best time" ....me...... *nods in agreement*

[@dhruvpassi3167]

I'm so glad for patriot act. It helped get through the toughest time in my life, by bringing a smile to my face. I'd constantly look forward to every Sunday just because of Hasan Minhaj. I just wanna thank everyone involved with the show for giving me courage to face every obstacle with a smile.

[@tahaahmed1257]

What happened ma man?

[@SFSAdriana]

Keep smiling! 😊

[@smartaclesllama8677]

I’m happy you are feeling better, my friend. Keep grinding

[@angelnumberz]

me too! I watched it every day to laugh during some really miserable times

[@owlright7524]

i could listen to hasan talk about random moments in his life for hours tbh. i love these deep cuts!

[@mayraortega5888]

Y’all realize how diverse this audience is??? you’ve got high school seniors to doctors, people from Fordham to Cornell, from all races and ethnicities, and even Knicks fans. All rejoiced in a conversation. Yo, that’s amazing dude.

[@diyanahesat1986]

Hasan: milk and dates Me: don't forget the Biryani

[@yasemin2863]

Right🤣

[@alishbanathani]

and Sheer khorma

[@lailaluqman9763]

Diyanah Esat OMG YES

[@sjagoeffy]

And the rasmalai and Gulab jamuns. Also kebabs and shawarma.

[@hibbaahmed7188]

And that one uncle who gives you the most Eidy :)

[@rajendrarusmana8792]

Come to Indonesia hassan. We market the hell out of Eid.

[@lyq232]

This is so true...

[@cutielol0]

Really?! What do you guys do?

[@sudahsarjana5804]

@@lyq232 duh, our country basically a Muslim oriented one.

[@argonavis088]

Like our homecoming or 'mudik' tradition, chinese-inspired money gifting, extra wages for workers on Eid holiday, and discounts everywhere from shops to groceries. Also we have Ketupat as our 'must-have' Eid food and symbol like girgerbread cookies and bells in christmas. Don't forget about media coverage and tv ads, which is huge and bring the hype every year. Yeah we successfully capitalize our Eid holidays as good as christmas in the west.

[@garoofiya]

@@argonavis088 We have eid money gifts in most arab countries (I'm from Kuwait) it's called eidiya and it's mostly given to the kids. I don't think it's chinese-inspired at all :) We also have huge ad campaigns, sales, decorations everywhere, it's awesome.

[@damizan8331]

I guess countries with Eid as public holidays felt like Christmas over there in USA though. Everything's closed. Family and friends would visit each other and reconnect.

[@Alia-bc3rc]

Yeah. And it lasts, like, two weeks.

[@kaykusano]

Still feeling the Eid vibes here in Malaysia!^^ just had family over for eid dinner and today is already the 20th day of Eid month hehe

[@naimrahman1578]

@@kaykusano yeah same here in Assam

[@amandakayyali3570]

I just love watching these! It's the first time as a Muslim American, around the same age as Hasan, that there is someone telling jokes and stories that I can 100% relate to! Keep it coming!

[@FaisalQuadri22]

Honestly this might be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. There’s just something SO wholesome about Hasan interacting with his audience. This is exactly what I needed in quarantine.

[@saniahussain7811]

Watching this as as a recent high school graduate in the middle of summer before college, I can admit this really is one of the best times of life 😂🙌🏽

[@Stratsfinest]

it was even better without this connection to tech.

[@aena5995]

@@Stratsfinest what do u mean? Doesnt tech make us more connected btw is usa better for international ppl or canada?

[@ArnoldPranks]

I love how he Involves the Audience.

[@johancakep]

10:44 the quickest reverse card from Hasan! LMAO.

[@AyBee9725]

I love how Minhaj's hairline is literally in the shape of an M.

[@SFSAdriana]

I can't unsee this now.

[@araz6322]

Cdoanlds

[@Chococat_Ariana]

Widow's peak, no? That's common.

[@zeeshantahir2620]

Its pretty common here in south asia. I dont know about others

[@rhiannonorizaga8284]

My cat is named Miso and she has a M-shaped stripe on her head. This made me think of this. haha

[@rachelshugart8586]

I went to school across from a cemetery. We had mad djinn stories. We avoided like a good 1/3 of the school field even in the middle of the day.

[@VasManHorrorLivesMatter]

When I was little we were told if we misbehaved Jinn Babba would get us. It sorta worked on me but my kids aren't buying it for a second. They are more scared of penny-wise.

[@qniverse9872]

Hasan was highkey really trying to get other people to say they're scared of ghosts and superstitions too at first 😂😭

[@thelastcube.]

The most prevalent superstitions that I had in my household, well whole community in a way was not cross first if a black cat crosses the road (nice for blackmailing superstitious people) second was if you somehow headbutted another person's head (normally, not full WWE style), you _had_ to tap your head with theirs again or else you'll grow out horns (again, very nice trick to mess with superstitious people) Lastly would be that if your leg hit another person's leg or if it touched anything paper related, you _have_ to do the symbol Christians do but only half (touching the forehead/lips then the point where your neck meets your torso) because it's considered bad in the first case and also because paper is correlated to Saraswati, the god of Knowledge and Music (sports are excluded in this somehow :P) Those three were and still are the most famous ones here I guess (maybe the cat one is not that famous anymore) and pretty good ways to mess with your friends/family if they're brought up in here (wow I really wrote all of that)

[@alyssanoneya9256]

The fact that he liked gingerbread house so he came up with a gingerbread mosque 😂 witty

[@hanaelhilaly5220]

all class of 2020 students rewatching this video like 'welp guess we'll never get to experience the best two weeks of school'

[@reshrox63]

I would like to personally thank the editing team for making my day with this segment

[@zunainali9335]

Eid is so lit back home in Pakistan. I moved to the US 5 years ago and it’s been dull. Back home , I use to hangout with friends , spend all my saving I got from relatives and family , come home late , movies, cricket , new clothes , etc. Eid still is good . I don’t want it to change because it would change the perspective and meaning behind eid . Love u Hasan✌🏻

[@zarahshabs7936]

Zunain Ali it can still be fun in US! You just have to find a Muslim community of families to hang out with

[@pij6277]

Then go back to Pakistan..and enjoy

[@toohotohandle]

i am from a hindu family in india, eid is still f'ing lit for me. its a holiday, visit my muslim friends house and obviously go beast mode on the food.

[@jshariff786]

Did anyone else think Hasan was saying "ocelot?"

[@sumairb9978]

yep

[@kellireames9410]

I love how he interacts with his audience.

[@lizc.671]

Me too! It’s like a conversation instead of an audience and performer type show. He’s so natural and cool 😭 I can’t believe I didn’t know about this guy before today! I’m binge watching all his episodes rn

[@DonnieDestro]

You can pass gifts on Eid. You can do whatever! Milk and dates is symbolic, a gift.

[@soukainachaouki265]

In Morocco, it's totally different since we get a holiday and celebrate like three days before and after. Crazy times lol

[@timpower4922]

Donnie Destro, I’d be down for some milk and dates. It would change things up. I’m totally buying my mom milk and dates for Christmas this year. She’ll be so confused.

[@AshrafAnam]

@@soukainachaouki265 three days? We celebrate for, like, a week in Bangladesh

[@lineworks7126]

@@AshrafAnam ayy bro assalamualaikum 👌

[@AshrafAnam]

@@lineworks7126 Wa-'Alaykum as-Salaam

[@Hadtotypesomething]

Trees emit both CO2 and O2... Most trees produce more O2 during the day as compared to CO2.. On the other hand during night O2 isn't produced but CO2 still continues to be... Thus "trees release O2 during day and CO2" At night.. This is just generalisation though.. Some plants eg. Those that have Crasulacion Acid Metabolism do the exact opposite

[@egregius9314]

Thank you for saving me some typing :P

[@fakhrussalhin3149]

so we need trees for our Oxygen or not? do they produce more CO2 or more O2?

[@applejoos1255]

Yeet because if theres no light to use in photosynthesis Cellular respiration happens

[@beli3ver]

Because of you now I know cam

[@RinRin_c]

"What if they tell on us?" Haha

[@allmyfriendsaredrunkagain926]

why is he talking about Mrs Anderson so casually like everybody knows Mrs Anderson

[@tomlavi4037]

Because all teachers are named Mrs. Anderson

[@starfire139]

He said in another episode she was his favorite teacher or something, I think she was his 2nd grade teacher

[@game.designer]

I know Mrs Anderson. Dont you?

[@Chococat_Ariana]

@@tomlavi4037 true. My kindergarten teacher was named Mrs. Anderson 🍎

[@enx2083]

The thing the last man was talking about- the women that believe they're pregnant, is an actual thing. They don't actually get pregnant but their bodies do mimic some symptoms. If you listen closely that's what he's saying as well.

[@enx2083]

But I don't believe the whole "it's real if you believe it" he said at first. It's a hallucination or a type of hysteria at best, considering the explanation he was about to make. Which only means that the believer believes, not that it is an objective fact. Not that these things exist "for some people". Would never test it out though.

[@jorielees]

@@enx2083 It's called Phantom Pregnancy, False Pregnancy, or Pseudocyesis It is real, and can happen to guys too. www.webmd.com/baby/false-pregnancy-pseudocyesis#1

[@lastdonuts]

@@enx2083 yeah its a sort of roundabout explanation but it all hinged on the 'what if ghosts or the boogeyman were real' theory. Its a very fun rabbit hole to go down but I wouldn't test it out either

[@user-ox5nh8kx1l]

@@jorielees Pseudocyesis is very real, but from what I understand there are usually underlying causes . I am NOTa healthcare professional, but I feel that to disregard it as psychosomatic is to do a great disservice to anyone suffering from pseudocyesis.

[@user-ox5nh8kx1l]

Dude had a good point about the supernatural appearing real if you believe it though. Our brains are good at making connections. We recognize faces even where there aren't any. We are prone to seeing things out of the corner of our eyes. Combine that with a little faith and you can easily convince yourself that your beliefs are justified.

[@JustOneAsbesto]

I like how at the end they say it's only on Netflix.

[@shabanamuzammil3123]

Jinn are not GHOSTS.... "Dude we're married and we dropped hands" this had me rolling 😂😂

[@ankit0yadav0rock]

They are also not real.

[@batoolhaider9080]

How to get over a question?? Ask to the one who questioned it - hasan's tips

[@Cruxador]

"Hasan is mispronouncing this word" should also have been up for Bougainvillea.

[@juniorsundar]

My grandmother used to pronounce it weird. I used to think it was a type of house "bowgain villa"?

[@Vineet0k]

It's ubiquitous in India and my parents still pronounce it as "bo-gun-villa"

[@TraceyJean]

Vineet0k It’s big in Jamaica too...

[@hunzalashahid4000]

@curxador I'm surprised you went through the effort to spell that word XD

[@deweyduck0]

at 14:20, three people touched their faces at the same time

[@El-Tejaso]

This could be one of those things like how yawning is contaegious except it hasn't been officially discovered yet :0

[@khalybebe]

Glitch

[@utki17]

JustAnotherInternetLoser I’m calling the police

[@chunkostix]

Hasan, I could say my best moment in high school was meeting and dating my high school sweetheart. Years later, meaning 2020, amidst the pandemic, we reconnected. I love living my life in THIS moment. I am so grateful.

[@zainarahman2489]

Other people: Eid is like the Christmas for Muslims Ya, cause there is an Imam who rides around in a cart that is driven by camels giving everyone Eidy

[@pygmypuff306]

I wish bro

[@taheramanna4894]

🤣

[@zainarahman2489]

@@physicsfundi8899 haha or it could be goats for eid Al adha

[@faraz139]

@@zainarahman2489 no, eid al adha is thanksgiving for muslims

[@hshakeel4927]

I'm dead imagining that

[@dinamostafa]

Eid is fun where I come from (Cairo, Egypt) ! we go out and dress up in new clothes, children get Eid money, there are Eid carnival rides, people go to the beaches and every hangout around town is extra during Eid. You are also expected to visit your relatives and eat Eid cookies at every house until you are blue in the face :D

[@morningdream9719]

I just prayed, ate and did not even dress up for eid. I stayed home all day and never got out of the house. 😂 Edited: Yo I just wanted to comment about what I did during eid. I didn’t think this comment section was going to get all negative and turn into some kind of argument. Let’s all be nice and have a nice day/night!

[@nirajsingh8403]

Muslims countries don't celebrate Non Muslim festivals with much fervor either um

[@leech1108]

@@Rain_21 we are not allowed to like idolised santa, Jesus or even Buddha. But we can still attend and be part of it. Like in Malaysia.

[@morningdream9719]

Neeraj Singh but I’m Muslim.

[@syedrafay1641]

Same😂😂

[@mojoa.7117]

@@leech1108 what country are you talking about ? in egypt (and most of the middle east) christian holidays are celebrated to the full extent , its also a national holiday just like islamic ones

[@mohamedbahaa5084]

The popcorn thing. I TOTALLY get it. I can't wait to buy popcorn without getting a 4 hour lecture about modern capitalism from my dad

[@bckttn]

What a great, informative, genuine and humble show! The set is creative, top notch graphics and you are just a natural at this, Hasan! No one would be able to do this as well as you do. Plus these intimate conversations with the audience are just awesome! Keep up the good work. Much love from Iran ❤️🇮🇷

[@fjoralbagolikja9478]

I can't be the only one that recognises the other Jin 😂😂💜

[@timothyb3893]

i went to school on Eid cause I had an exam. hell yeah.

[@AshrafAnam]

That's depressing

[@thelastcube.]

_too real_

[@TomSuckAtFinance]

Doesn’t matter life is a test

[@sparshabanik6507]

the fact that he's talking about how dope his summer before college was and im spending it at home because of quarantine is so depressing

[@izzibelliee]

i'm obsessed with the editor's note at 12:42

[@ashleycgb1341]

I think he was gonna say that a woman could think she has pregnancy symptoms so she would THINK she was pregnant 😂 Favorite deep cuts 🖤

[@chowtime91]

Lol yeah I think he was talking about hysterical pregnancies, which I’m sure Hasan knows about but he probably wanted to cut it off soon.

[@ayjaybay93]

Nah he meant what he was saying. If a woman really thinks she is pregnant or really wants to get pregnant, her body can start showing pregnancy symptoms including a growing belly. It’s hysterical pregnancy or phantom pregnancy.

[@user-ox5nh8kx1l]

He's actually referring to a condition called pseudocyesis, which is very rare and often misattributed to psychological causes (i.e. the woman or man believing they are pregnant). One of the known causes is cancer. Others are physical changes due to trauma/depression. Men will have phantom pregnancies along with their partner's very real pregnancy. A lot of resources that I've encountered don't consider whether the woman/man actually wants to be pregnant and just assumes that they wanted a child so bad that their body made up a pregnancy. Its just easier for people to assume all traditionally female problems are psychosomatic though so... "That's not how it works! I don't think you know how pregnancy works, dog." Well said Hasan!!

[@user-jc2wr5hb5m]

"Junior year was great" 🙄

[@shulidernis1418]

Clearly Hasan hasn't heard of Jewish Christmas: Chinese food and a movie.

[@disagreewitheverything1474]

Watching this now as a second semester senior plus Summer during quarantine. Great.

[@jzilla1234]

The spelling bee graphics are hilarious. Also the jinn thing, they live in desolate places, so in the woods they will try to possess you at night.

[@imviiku]

9:47 Most indian Thing ever 😂

[@mdmohsin2618]

vivek sharma killed it 😂😂

[@thelastcube.]

I'd debate that the most Indian thing would be to remember the two holy songs, Vicco turmeric and washing powder Nirma by heart, and like referring to every instant noodles as just "maggi" at home (except Patanjali, they _suck)_ I mean again it's too intrinsic to us so idk how common it is to everyone else outside India

[@kanayabhattacharya2165]

People at 14:56 Plants perform photosynthesis when there's light, it involves photolysis of water which causes oxygen to be evolved. They respire normally, emitting CO2 as well but it is less dominant than oxygen evolved during photosynthesis. But in the absence of light, at night, only large amounts of CO2 is emitted because of normal respiration and the absence of photosynthesis.

[@zeenhamid1637]

loved the informality and the interaction. Minhaj is becoming my new favorite.

[@__hayaaaat]

9:18 🤣🤣 (see closed captions)

[@awaisrahman7461]

Honestly, I agree with Hassan. Idk, as an Indian Muslim, there's not much of a festival aspect to Eid here in America as compared to India. I live in New York and the most I do is just go pray at the mosque on 96, go out with the family to Jackson Heights (which is like brown Chinatown) eat at some restaurant and then just chill with some friends. There's no real "cultural festivities" or "spirit" like with Christmas. But then again America had like a good three centuries to develop the Christmas/Hannukah spirit. I guess it just falls down to us to develop Eid as a holiday for future generations.

[@oof-rr5nf]

You can do it, bro! I believe in you. (Also, how do I pronounce your name. It looks so interesting. "A-wa-is'"? Sounds like it is spelt?)

[@maryamkidwai2543]

@@oof-rr5nf Aways

[@r.h.6249]

We do market the hell out of Eid in India....i mean there's a trademarked Salman Khan movie dedicated to Eid each each

[@oof-rr5nf]

@@maryamkidwai2543 thank you :)

[@oof-rr5nf]

@@r.h.6249 good point

[@virginiaplonski9891]

Can we have a 24hr channel of him... asking for friend:-)

[@saniarehmani8091]

fun fact: there's something called a phantom pregnancy, look it up. It's a thing in psychology so the Latin American guy wasn't wrong. Phantom pregnancy basically means the person will have pregnancy-related symptoms but not an actual pregnancy.

[@davisinho94]

It’s exactly what I meant haha

[@n7eet]

In Saudi Arabia,🇸🇦👍 we get 6 days off ^__^. 😁😁

[@raisulkazi9288]

in india we got 1 month vacation , that was for summer vacation😂😂😂, but celebratd eid

[@babasolaosikoya5947]

😮 In Nigeria we get 2 days

[@hapacooks]

I love how relatable Hasan is. His retelling of his senior year is SO TRUE, and to think he was a completely normal human being before exploding into fame 😂

[@Skylar-eq8mn]

That part where Hasan was talking about just buying things cause you can as an adult and no one can tell you no... I felt that on every level

[@noorrr8166]

9:37 It’s enough for hasan to say “we were walking” so the audience laugh😂😂😂

[@grakee9040]

watching this back as someone who graduated high school in 2020 is absolutely killing me

[@sallysulaeman9854]

Come to Indonesia Hasan. We have the best Eid celebration here 🎉🎉🎉

[@hughjazz2390]

How the heck did Netflix cancel this gem of a show?!! His deep cuts are better than most shows goodness gracious

[@misainsider]

You're such goody guy... same sentiment... felt so scared being seen in public doing something I would be caught by my tribe cause some Tati(aunt) or m'oncle (uncle) would know my mom or dad ...😂😂 sending love from Haiti & CT

[@user-nf5qt6yc7p]

14:06 omg my mom used to tell me all the time. we'd go jogging in this old parking space and it was like full of trees now. so, i got really tired jogging so i sat under the tree (i was 10) and she told me that exact thing that bad spirits will follow you. i got so scared but then few years later in middle school, i sat under a tree waiting to be picked up and just to prove her wrong, she wasnt even there but in my mind i was like "mom, you're wrong, this is nice". then i saw a bunch of ants all over my skirt and ran the hell away.

[@mostofaraihan2192]

Dude we have like 8 to 10 days off here in Bangladesh lol. My deepest condolences to all of you muslims out there who has work on Eid.

[@lilysharon868]

"you know the other day we were like walking." hahaha

[@randomgirl5596]

As an Arab our Eid is like we dress up really good and visit all of our aunts and uncles like ALL of our relatives and then we eat lunch and it’s the elders go around giving money to everyone it’s amazing and there HAS to be this sweet called Omani Halwa it just sweetens your day I miss Eid now

[@cuetherain3699]

I’m so thankful for these longer deep cuts

[@njoash110]

Dude this episode made my day Wallah

[@cindym5896]

Lol pronounced 'bogan-villa'.. its a famous thorny shrub with brightly coloured flowers that creeps around fences and walls n is common in south africa.. its beautiful by the way!

[@vanimaduray5473]

I'm South African too and it was driving me crazy lol!

[@nargessahraean2609]

OMG!!!I'm from iran & We Have that story about gens too!!!!i laughed So Hard Dude!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pp-yi7nj]

He is so goooood. Just standing there interacting and being interesting. I wish I could be even 10 percent of him.

[@malcolmshane3039]

he has money, a platform, and an audience that adores him. Imagine if you had that for your confidence, don't idolize him so much and I think he would tell you the same!

[@utkarshsharma8826]

Hassan is my role model for public speaking! So smooth.

[@jso6790]

I love these. He's such a cool dude, and clearly so kind.

[@mariabr8954]

I just love how diverse the audience is