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Hasan decided it was time to pay a visit to his South Asian family on the internet and sit down for a Q&A in a Facebook group for first generation immigrants called 'Subtle Curry Traits.' Hasan was drawn to 'Subtle Curry Traits' after doing another Q&A in a popular Facebook group for first-generation Asian immigrants called 'Subtle Asian Traits.' Hasan shares his opinions on biryani, reveals the hardest episode he's had to research yet, and his experiences growing up in a Desi household.
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@abenyayapathi1083
@abenyayapathi1083 5 жыл бұрын
Avoiding the black balls is the true art of eating biryani, it builds character.
@psychofury6485
@psychofury6485 5 жыл бұрын
Whats he talkin about when he says black balls? Lol
@psychofury6485
@psychofury6485 5 жыл бұрын
@@SA-mp6nh oh, haha. Yeah hate randomly biting into those little fkers lol.
@Anoyance100
@Anoyance100 5 жыл бұрын
@@psychofury6485 Peppercorns
@abhishekrao1525
@abhishekrao1525 5 жыл бұрын
The trick is to search through the rice and take all of them out first. Unfortunately, you think got all of them out, but then you get a bite.
@Anoyance100
@Anoyance100 5 жыл бұрын
Then you take a bite and find out you bit into a cardamom. Which is 100X worse.
@franklinpaul2152
@franklinpaul2152 5 жыл бұрын
"I have to call my parents. " The most relatable thing as an adult in India. Happy to feel so
@zeldaanne
@zeldaanne 5 жыл бұрын
indian parents don't recognize us as adults no matter where you are in the world tbh 😂
@saiquatabassum6321
@saiquatabassum6321 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I think that goes for all South Asians 😂
@SevaPetrov
@SevaPetrov 5 жыл бұрын
As a Russian, I can relate :)
@priyankajacob9210
@priyankajacob9210 5 жыл бұрын
Yo buddy 😂😂😂😂
@priyankajacob9210
@priyankajacob9210 5 жыл бұрын
I miss your kundi Franklin Paul 😍
@Kap00rwith2os
@Kap00rwith2os 5 жыл бұрын
He uses terms like NRI, ABCD, Desi, etc. This video is really meant for Indian Brown folks, and I like that he doesn't shy away from his heritage in order to appeal to a wider audience 👍
@malithyapa9981
@malithyapa9981 5 жыл бұрын
he's on netflix, netflix is in india too..
@Rahat2056
@Rahat2056 5 жыл бұрын
@@malithyapa9981 Really? Say it aint so.
@noshheen
@noshheen 5 жыл бұрын
Kap00rwith2os you mean all of South Asia
@AnselSf1
@AnselSf1 5 жыл бұрын
I watch the whole thing and I live in Latin America. Even though I didn’t understand the whole thing, I think it was good, relatable and funny... and I bet it was even more fun for you guys!
@mrsrussell
@mrsrussell 5 жыл бұрын
Right, but I also liked that he gave American examples of the questions too, like the two Spielberg movies
@starssunff
@starssunff 5 жыл бұрын
*Aromatic landmines* was spot on!! They're actually either whole back pepper seeds or have come off a clove seed while cooking. _Here's a spice crash course:_ Acorns: Dried lime Walnuts: Nutmeg Sticks: Cinnamon Leaves: Bay leaves Olympic torches: Cloves Rugby balls: Cardamom Sea weeds: Mace Stars: Star Anise Golden beads: Coriander.
@kelmade93
@kelmade93 4 жыл бұрын
Or pimento
@leela6947
@leela6947 4 жыл бұрын
biting into coriander is great though 🤤
@PjD0150
@PjD0150 4 жыл бұрын
The rugby balls are the most annoying.
@kokochakraborty2481
@kokochakraborty2481 4 жыл бұрын
im laughing and idek why ahahahaha😂
@ektasaikia7153
@ektasaikia7153 3 жыл бұрын
Rugby balls🤣🤣🤣
@sanidhyasitaula8851
@sanidhyasitaula8851 5 жыл бұрын
"He actually smelled like a dictionary" I almost died
@shankarsharma1742
@shankarsharma1742 5 жыл бұрын
😂 definitely
@souradeepsengupta95
@souradeepsengupta95 5 жыл бұрын
Farrago of lies.
@mahima553
@mahima553 5 жыл бұрын
Dying😂😂😂😭😭
@chaitaltammineni2100
@chaitaltammineni2100 5 жыл бұрын
“I really hoped you were just smoking weed” IM CRYING
@Onegaiprofessor
@Onegaiprofessor 5 жыл бұрын
Look qt Sharmaji's son smoking weed. Why can't you be like him? Why do this....stand up shit
@Robert_McGarry_Poems
@Robert_McGarry_Poems 5 жыл бұрын
"Goddammit Hasan, I really hoped you were just smoking weed." ....I am very disappointed in you.
@jahinmahbub8237
@jahinmahbub8237 5 жыл бұрын
I'm DEAD.... !!!
@sams517
@sams517 5 жыл бұрын
Charita Tammineni I really thought he was gonna say “I thought you were gonna say you’re gay” lmfao
@randomgirlxrulz
@randomgirlxrulz 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: cardamom seeds Hasan: B L A C K B A L L S
@krisray9
@krisray9 4 жыл бұрын
I think he meant hot ass peppercorns
@goethefaust3504
@goethefaust3504 4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he meant whole black pepper
@asli9812
@asli9812 4 жыл бұрын
same for Somali rice 😩
@rameesafaisal
@rameesafaisal 4 жыл бұрын
Ummmm pretty sure hes talking about black peppercorn balls lol
@nebline1373
@nebline1373 4 жыл бұрын
randomgirlxrulz , he’s talking about cloves
@siddjoshi2053
@siddjoshi2053 5 жыл бұрын
_Oh dear God, that parents phone part is SO spot on..., damn you are 100% desi_ *You can take a man out of India, but you can't take the India out of the man*
@adamjohnson5307
@adamjohnson5307 5 жыл бұрын
I’m not Indian. And I’m not a Muslim. But I love how Hasan unapologetically represents both and doesn’t try to cater to the masses. He’s himself and if you like him, great. If not, that’s fine too. I love that approach. 👍🏾
@multifan9999
@multifan9999 4 жыл бұрын
👍
@ajones2367
@ajones2367 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@JoeyLevenson
@JoeyLevenson 4 жыл бұрын
It how we all should be. I try to be. It makes life more interesting and deeper!
@AbhishekSarin
@AbhishekSarin 5 жыл бұрын
Acorns? Walnuts? Hasan, my man, what kind of biryani are you having?
@amanjotsidhu9567
@amanjotsidhu9567 5 жыл бұрын
I think he's referring to peppercorns (?)
@JohnDoe-jp5py
@JohnDoe-jp5py 5 жыл бұрын
I think he means cinnamon, elaichi and cashews??? But I really don't know (maybe cloves? the acorns are probably cloves)
@rainakochanvideo
@rainakochanvideo 5 жыл бұрын
Cloves or black cumin seeds, I think Hasan never made a Biryani
@yateeshreddy7242
@yateeshreddy7242 5 жыл бұрын
American version of Biryani bro
@flash888
@flash888 5 жыл бұрын
Black balls are black pepper
@esquisitussomnium
@esquisitussomnium 5 жыл бұрын
“Are the libraries in Vallejo really good” 😭😭
@anactualotter6216
@anactualotter6216 4 жыл бұрын
R One of the funniest parts for me is that that city's one library sucks in real life
@aryan201
@aryan201 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, you learn something new everyday
@Natallz
@Natallz 4 жыл бұрын
An Actual Otter there’s a few but the main big one is meh
@kitcutting
@kitcutting 3 жыл бұрын
My mom lives down the street from that library and it’s not that good. It’s near the water though, so there’s that lol
@Tmenezes999
@Tmenezes999 4 жыл бұрын
"Najme's rollin' out solo".. Intensity: 💯
@cestlaami
@cestlaami 5 жыл бұрын
No one: Hasan: My SAT score was 1310, and I lived at home during college.
@eagle3676
@eagle3676 5 жыл бұрын
I would love to stay at home during university
@LPOnePiece30
@LPOnePiece30 5 жыл бұрын
im not american, is 1310 good?
@raghavendrasingh6249
@raghavendrasingh6249 5 жыл бұрын
@@LPOnePiece30 for white people it's Okay. for us asians, it's a shame
@ChupiTheTerrible
@ChupiTheTerrible 5 жыл бұрын
@@LPOnePiece30 If I recall correctly, it's better than 70% of the people who take the SATs.
@musman9853
@musman9853 5 жыл бұрын
@@LPOnePiece30 it's out of either 1600 or 2400. We don't know which version he took
@unerosejolie
@unerosejolie 5 жыл бұрын
the way hasan lowered his voice and stared into our eyes during his storytime was peak oscar performance. icons only
@Jsamul1
@Jsamul1 5 жыл бұрын
Nicky Bond Jesus loves you.
@FifthAveAtFive
@FifthAveAtFive 4 жыл бұрын
I’m Mexican and anytime he comments on familial obligations and expectations, I relate so hard. I cannot ignore a call from my parents nor could I bring home anything less than an A growing up.
@aaryanagarwal9771
@aaryanagarwal9771 5 жыл бұрын
Man, an Indian aunty legit came up to me at a house warming party, started a conversation with me and ending up asking my SAT score as I was watching this video. THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THE LOOK MAN
@sharjeelabbasi20
@sharjeelabbasi20 2 жыл бұрын
What did u say
@madpest23
@madpest23 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan on Indian elections - "It could've been multiple episodes". YES, please! Part 2!!
@sarasrinivasan2753
@sarasrinivasan2753 5 жыл бұрын
Nope, Rahul will win this. That's how Indian elections always are. We never fail to juggle between losers.
@sanjaykrishnannair8153
@sanjaykrishnannair8153 5 жыл бұрын
@@sukhsingh5622 Seriously man, do you have to be so immature in the comment section?
@abdealibhopalwala464
@abdealibhopalwala464 5 жыл бұрын
@@sukhsingh5622 look at khalistani traders
@LokiDWolf
@LokiDWolf 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan, you have no idea how important your show is. So many people don't understand didly about your culture here in the U.S. And you make sure that your culture is included in so many ways that it makes me so damn happy. Plus, you're funny. :D Cheers to you for doing what you're doing!
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 5 жыл бұрын
You are so right , for all we have advanced, we still see India through 1800s color glasses. Before Hasan, I didn't even know there was such a thing as Bollywood.
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 5 жыл бұрын
@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR , first of all, _calm the fuck down!_ you are being overly sensitive. Second, The reason why I mention Bollywood, is because it's so freaking well known, that the fact I, among a fuck ton of other Americans, didn't know it even exists, says a lot about how much we have missed out about India and it's culture. It also says a lot of what people like Hasan brings to the table. Which is the point of this freaking comment thread. I think is clear by now, that if we are in this channel and and have followed Hasan's work, we know there is wayyyy more about India than fucking Bollywood.
@pranthalover9405
@pranthalover9405 5 жыл бұрын
@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR shaant gadhadhari bheem shaant.
@shubhammeena5177
@shubhammeena5177 5 жыл бұрын
@@pranthalover9405 hahahahaha
@jeppefrolund1718
@jeppefrolund1718 4 жыл бұрын
I like how the "admitting big lie to the parents" segment is about coming out over doing stand up comedy.
@LPOnePiece30
@LPOnePiece30 5 жыл бұрын
I‘m not Indian (I‘m middle eastern - turkish/Kurdish) and it‘s the same for me too I always have to pick up any calls of my parents and my parents always need to know where I go and if I‘m not allowed then I‘m not allowed eventhough I’m 22 lmao
@suhridguha2560
@suhridguha2560 5 жыл бұрын
I think it's more of the eastern culture than anything else.
@Naayaah.s1471
@Naayaah.s1471 5 жыл бұрын
I’m Somali and it’s the same for us as well.
@bryanhorsford5079
@bryanhorsford5079 4 жыл бұрын
I’m 1st gen American on my father side 2nd on my mother’s...I have to answer the phone for both of them or I immediately start to see the txt messages roll in...and I’m 28 and a dad lol
@selen14
@selen14 4 жыл бұрын
Telive Qwenton lmao tell my racist teachers and classmates from school turkish/kurdish people are white, get outta here!!
@selen14
@selen14 4 жыл бұрын
Telive Qwenton lol u sound so american. European racists hate u no matter your skin color. Which is a dumb example to distinguish yourself anyway, east asian people are pretty fair too, even fairer than most kurds and turkish ppl but I don’t see you calling them white huh
@khadijabegum1878
@khadijabegum1878 5 жыл бұрын
Why u exposing us like that about “ going to study at the library “. Seriously hassan i thought u were on our side
@LYRICONLyrics
@LYRICONLyrics 4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha
@SuperDravin
@SuperDravin 5 жыл бұрын
If we ever go to war against US, those acorn-walnut biryani selling restaurants will be nuked first.
@fmkhandwala39
@fmkhandwala39 5 жыл бұрын
dr nayk i laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂
@Ars0205
@Ars0205 5 жыл бұрын
Amen brother 😂😂😂
@Nobodyxu987ui
@Nobodyxu987ui 5 жыл бұрын
Lol let's sign a petition to actually make this our nuclear doctrine.
@GhostBoytv
@GhostBoytv 5 жыл бұрын
True
@PamelaMMBerkeley
@PamelaMMBerkeley 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@aliibilli
@aliibilli 4 жыл бұрын
okay this is dumb but watching Hasan's videos I realized that narration is everything like I think he can make even the most boring things ever sound interesting.
@hansinikumar1648
@hansinikumar1648 5 жыл бұрын
I’m calling all Birkenstock’s “luxury chapels” from now on
@rainakochanvideo
@rainakochanvideo 5 жыл бұрын
My eyes have tears!!!! This is what it feels like to be included and representation yaar! Thank you for making this show and all these web-exclusives
@ritamdutta8718
@ritamdutta8718 5 жыл бұрын
Contrary to what most Indians think Bata is actually a brand from Czech Republic and not India. PS: Ik you have had at least one Bata chappal thrown in your face if you’re Indian
@shamirpatel3569
@shamirpatel3569 5 жыл бұрын
Lol yh weird how it's thought of as Indian.
@zafarabbas5563
@zafarabbas5563 5 жыл бұрын
Woah, we have it here in Pakistan like everywhere and I always thought of it as Pakistani.
@superiorcatsociety
@superiorcatsociety 5 жыл бұрын
lol i've always thought that bata is an indonesian brand it's just funny to me that this one brand is like... claimed by many nations as their own
@shanhussain6114
@shanhussain6114 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for saving me the Google search.
@oof-rr5nf
@oof-rr5nf 5 жыл бұрын
Bata: * has a non American feel to it and grounds itself in local culture very well * Several Asian countries: arrey it is from here only! My uncle founded it! Trust me!
@19thHour
@19thHour 5 жыл бұрын
You could write a movie based on that rain scene.
@Deathlover321
@Deathlover321 4 жыл бұрын
"I would love to be one of the 19 guests, I know you will give me special attention" Nailed it👌👌👌
@2tontony19
@2tontony19 5 жыл бұрын
The parent calling thing is real. They call, you pick up.
@rayala21
@rayala21 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Mexican American male... I totally understand the having to answer mom or dad’s calls 🤨
@bookmouseivy4546
@bookmouseivy4546 5 жыл бұрын
Same with Puerto Rican mothers. You don’t ignore their calls or you WILL die.
@unclepodger
@unclepodger 5 жыл бұрын
@Alfonso G a lot of Mexicans are white too
@lunita4fun
@lunita4fun 5 жыл бұрын
Richard Ayala IKR is a general brown people thing lol I can relate and I am from Latinamericq
@SamMKKK
@SamMKKK 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like it’s a thing with rest of the world -excluding the Caucs-, to be honest.
@TNDCBaby
@TNDCBaby 4 жыл бұрын
@Alfonso G Yeah. Black person here and I wish I would have not answered my mom's calls. Somehow she would have tracked me down and said, "Girl! I know you saw me calling you!" LOL
@sheenaldeo
@sheenaldeo 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I’m so on par with his explanation of “Khabi Khushi khabi gham and kuch kuch hota hai” was literally me response on every level 😂
@drlc6051
@drlc6051 4 жыл бұрын
That was the only answer that wasn't relatable for me lol. K3G all the way
@TKthug
@TKthug 4 жыл бұрын
I love how when Hasan says he'll do something, he actually does it. Props!!
@TaniMeAtSix
@TaniMeAtSix 5 жыл бұрын
Drop your mixtape. The Patriot Act Theme and your rendition of Indian songs.
@rajeevm1989
@rajeevm1989 5 жыл бұрын
Patriot Act theme is 🔥
@imviiku
@imviiku 5 жыл бұрын
"Subtle curry traits" without even one Cricket question is just horrifying to watch .
@siddharthburman7556
@siddharthburman7556 5 жыл бұрын
cricket is horrifying my man
@imviiku
@imviiku 5 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthburman7556 Must Be a "Fake-injury" Soccer Fan
@siddharthburman7556
@siddharthburman7556 5 жыл бұрын
@@imviiku soccah. you Indian bro? Call it football yeah, own ur shit.
@tamiflu470
@tamiflu470 5 жыл бұрын
@@imviiku cricket is one of the most stupid games ever it's not even a sport
@imviiku
@imviiku 5 жыл бұрын
@@tamiflu470 True !! Its a Religion
@jehan60188
@jehan60188 5 жыл бұрын
Wow man, you’re so candid and open! I love Batman TAS too! I’m so excited to see more desis in media!
@AnuDubey1
@AnuDubey1 5 жыл бұрын
That's such a heartfelt story with your dad! Nice of you to share it here...
@E10so
@E10so 5 жыл бұрын
...lol, I went to UC Davis( 2010), and i use the same excuse, my parents let me use the car to go to school and back home, but one day i told them ill be at the 24h library, but i went to see a SF v Dodgers game in SF, they found out that i went to SF bc i got a speeding ticket in Vallejo... Im telling you Vallejo is curse for us when we lie to our parents....
@anuraganand6053
@anuraganand6053 5 жыл бұрын
You have a really long name any stories
@E10so
@E10so 5 жыл бұрын
@@anuraganand6053 well yeah, mexican names are long, but i think mine is short compare to the stereotype......well related to my name- its my gran grandfather name, father of my grandma who my aunt says he was German , so i wish that i knew his story how he came to mexico in the early 1900s....not a cool story but its a story
@E10so
@E10so 5 жыл бұрын
@@anuraganand6053 kzbin.info/www/bejne/aIDUZaOjmrinjJo lol idk why mexican have long name....
@MrEvldreamr
@MrEvldreamr 5 жыл бұрын
@@E10so mexican names aren't long at all compared to arab names boy....you dont even know the struggle
@rehatbir.
@rehatbir. 5 жыл бұрын
That chai/coffee shaking and almost falling out of the cup is giving me anxiety!!
@felixvelariusbos
@felixvelariusbos 5 жыл бұрын
There were like 5 times that thing shook and nearly spilled over T_T
@missdiana407
@missdiana407 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like he should've drink it
@ahmaadgabr
@ahmaadgabr 5 жыл бұрын
I was scrolling down hoping im not the only one
@thelastcube.
@thelastcube. 5 жыл бұрын
This.
@Just_another_menace
@Just_another_menace 5 жыл бұрын
Its just water xD
@yvetteyasui
@yvetteyasui 5 жыл бұрын
These AMAs (Q&A's?) are the BEST. Love you Hasan, more of these! I get the black balls in ravi dosas and a couple are alright, but there are so so so many of them.
@nisheshkoirala279
@nisheshkoirala279 5 жыл бұрын
I listened to your interview on (either fresh air or take away) NPR radio before the patriot act and I have to admit I have nothing but huge respect for you man. The struggle was real, wasn’t it ! Good luck man.
@avonic2874
@avonic2874 5 жыл бұрын
"I really was hoping you were just smoking weed" Yeah at this point me too
@astrohaute
@astrohaute 5 жыл бұрын
nathan fielder is the perfect human being and i'm glad you acknowledged him
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 5 жыл бұрын
spot-on impersonation, hasan
@cherrie1415
@cherrie1415 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, did not realize Faiz is your family! He taught some courses at his alma mater, which I attend. What a genuinely brilliant guy :)
@mynameisabe905
@mynameisabe905 3 жыл бұрын
Hasan: I "went to the library"... "to study" me: oooo he got some bootay Hasan: I "went to the library" to go to an open mic
@Whatsayoutuber
@Whatsayoutuber 3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@FatemaLiya
@FatemaLiya 5 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real. My mom crushes the cardamom in the biryani unlike my aunt who puts them whole so I always have to watch what I'm eating when I take a bite
@rajinbin
@rajinbin 5 жыл бұрын
Bro that story at the end with the crash was seriously Asian and 100% immigrants life lol. That disappointment was so evident it's like a flashback.
@ashishshrma
@ashishshrma 5 жыл бұрын
my name actully is ashish malhotra, i am still genuinely shaken by 1:02 , WHAAAT!
@karthikharilal2256
@karthikharilal2256 4 жыл бұрын
Thum Sharma jii Ka Betta hey !!!
@zj5866
@zj5866 4 жыл бұрын
“And I’m like- god. damn. Brian.”
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 5 жыл бұрын
Thankyou for what you are doing! We are very proud of you!
@RoboJean1994
@RoboJean1994 5 жыл бұрын
Love to all Indians (and of course everyone else) from Germany! :)
@halloduauchhier
@halloduauchhier 5 жыл бұрын
Yay, love to everyone from Northern Germany, too 🤗
@RoboJean1994
@RoboJean1994 5 жыл бұрын
@@halloduauchhier NRW to be precise :p
@halloduauchhier
@halloduauchhier 5 жыл бұрын
@@RoboJean1994 haha, I'm also ne NRWlerin #high✋
@RoboJean1994
@RoboJean1994 5 жыл бұрын
@@halloduauchhier #High✋ Wenn du erraten kannst aus welcher Stadt ich bin kriegst du einen Abonnenten 😁😎
@halloduauchhier
@halloduauchhier 5 жыл бұрын
@@RoboJean1994 haha. Ich habe keinen Plan, aber vielleicht Köln oder Dortmund?
@Tmenezes999
@Tmenezes999 4 жыл бұрын
"Let me put on my banyaan" XD XD XD
@hamilfever6610
@hamilfever6610 5 жыл бұрын
Loved when it went from quick answers to proper storytime!
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 4 жыл бұрын
In the Philippines we just call those black balls, black peppers. Also, my dad told us that when he used to work in Saudi Arabia, his Indian coworkers enjoys eating thos black peppers. So I am today years old when I learned that not all Indians savour every black peppers. LMAO
@ncxdf1277
@ncxdf1277 4 жыл бұрын
lmao it's called black pepper in india too. I think he just said black balls as a joke
@daitoakyoeiken7735
@daitoakyoeiken7735 3 жыл бұрын
WTF I think he's talking about cardamom (ilaichi) because he said aroma and all. But again you don't eat either cardamom or black pepper it's just for spicing it up.
@simonthomas1878
@simonthomas1878 5 жыл бұрын
I honestly love how Desi you are. And you are just putting it out there, who you are, in front of white audiences.
@somethingyou209
@somethingyou209 3 жыл бұрын
1:43 “the acorns, the walnuts, the random sticks” - sums up biryani spices pretty well 😂
@nabuanjum
@nabuanjum 4 жыл бұрын
Hasan i literally love the way you just straight up be yourself dont ever change please
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan you have some pretty insane beard genetics. You should grow that thing out to like .5-1"
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 5 жыл бұрын
Would that be a good idea? This looks professional and kind of hipster, any longer would make him look unkept.
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 5 жыл бұрын
@@CT-um7zq I think so, but if it does look bad he can always shave it back down XD
@lytlechamberlain761
@lytlechamberlain761 5 жыл бұрын
​@@CetribeaBurundibwiza-tz5le It is interesting, isn't it? The last time we elected a president with facial hair was William Taft.
@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq
@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq 5 жыл бұрын
What the f is white people's obsession with genetics. Good genetics bad genetics? You guys notice too much. Reasons "UNKNOWN"
@L2.Lagrange
@L2.Lagrange 5 жыл бұрын
@@MinatoNamikaze-ib7vq Well as somebody who has a patchy beard when its short, I need to grow it to arout 1.5" for the patches to get covered up. Hasan's beard is like .25" and it has no patches. That is right up to genetics so I don't understand what your problem is. I have pretty good beard genetics, but nothing compared to Hasan. Also I understand that you are trying to imply that i'm a racist which is pretty messed up. If that makes me racist then every person out there studying DNA must be a racist huh
@m4r_sh
@m4r_sh 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan really loves his multiple camera angles
@zoesheikh
@zoesheikh 5 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these !! I love it
@deborahdarden3327
@deborahdarden3327 5 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I watched this.....not having a great week so far but I always get a good laugh from these videos. Thanks Hasan 😊
@anthonymarquez6493
@anthonymarquez6493 5 жыл бұрын
That's funny that your dad rather you smoke weed than do comedy
@anthonymarquez6493
@anthonymarquez6493 5 жыл бұрын
@devesh singh um..... I think you replied to the wrong comment and are you okay?
@San-vv9uv
@San-vv9uv 5 жыл бұрын
@devesh singh you're just embarrassing both sides lol
@christineluo493
@christineluo493 5 жыл бұрын
yo i would pay SO MUCH to have nathan fielder be on patriot act omg
@halloduauchhier
@halloduauchhier 5 жыл бұрын
@devesh singh hahahaha pretty random pile of spam Devesh
@namrata8
@namrata8 5 жыл бұрын
Part 2 yes please!!
@kashoncode
@kashoncode 5 жыл бұрын
Kabi kabi... grew up with my dad and uncles singing that song.... and now I have to listen to an Indian friend at work singing it while working 😂 Never gets old
@dylanbuddy9012
@dylanbuddy9012 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the comments is so positive and nice which never happens so hell yeah comments section positivity. Great video! I just came down here to say that my sister who works with plants was walking by while I was watching this and said "Those succulents need direct sunlight. They shouldnt be that tall."
@ssiddarth
@ssiddarth 5 жыл бұрын
So funny & relatable, especially the black balls being the landmines in the biryani & the non negotiable picking up your parent's calls 😂 Love you bro 😘
@angelshirahime
@angelshirahime 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god my heart was beating way too fast during that story ugh too relatable
@ironduck6613
@ironduck6613 4 жыл бұрын
"Keep chasing waterfalls" haven't heard that in soooooo long
@lachimolalacarbonara6393
@lachimolalacarbonara6393 5 жыл бұрын
7:20 this is 1000% accurate. Today I called my mom to ask if I could go to the library and spent 5 minutes convincing her that I was indeed going to study. My friends looked at me like I was on house arrest or something 😂👏
@jemineye02
@jemineye02 5 жыл бұрын
GPAs on resumes and LinkedIn? People still think America is a meritocracy? Aww that's cute 😂
@lakmalantony8505
@lakmalantony8505 5 жыл бұрын
This is SOOOOO good, I can relate to all of this lol
@heavymetalrox268
@heavymetalrox268 5 жыл бұрын
I'm at a point in life right now that living with the parents is becoming downright dysfunctional, the person that I am now at 23 just cannot be around them anymore... Watching hasan minhaj talk about his indian upbringing gives me lot of solidarity and support, that I'm not the only one. Keep doing your thing friend, more success to you.
@islamadli9192
@islamadli9192 5 жыл бұрын
Just a request, Could you please add subtitles to the videos of the show when posted on youtube? I get a hard time pulling up what you say without them because I watch you from Egypt and I don't hear english every day Regards!
@shreykundra7
@shreykundra7 5 жыл бұрын
Come back in May and do Indian elections part 2. That'd be dope! The elections would be concluding around that time. Perfect timing. And please include more Indian media in it for the el o els.
@nishantsharma7736
@nishantsharma7736 5 жыл бұрын
Kabhi Kabhi is indeed one the best songs in old collections. It's the only song I sing in front of my dad and he doesn't get angry and instead joins me in it.
@SingingSuperstar28
@SingingSuperstar28 4 жыл бұрын
How have I not seen this yet?!?!?!
@xaviermartinezful
@xaviermartinezful 5 жыл бұрын
Hasan is literally my spirit animal 😂 I love his personality 💕
@benstone1O1
@benstone1O1 5 жыл бұрын
Hassan I agree with the elimination of black balls (black pepper balls.... peppercorn)on biryani we have the same problem in Pakistan as well
@FaizTvYt
@FaizTvYt 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@davidbaker8364
@davidbaker8364 4 жыл бұрын
Hasan, I also love Nathan Fielder and that impression was awesome hahaha. I'd love to see you get him on the show!
@naritruwireve1381
@naritruwireve1381 4 жыл бұрын
3:52 That cup and Hasan's elbows give me mad anxiety...
@rainakochanvideo
@rainakochanvideo 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, we have to pick, you can't refuse ammi or abu's call
@anactualotter6216
@anactualotter6216 4 жыл бұрын
I'm from the area he's talking about, so if you want context Vallejo is like an hour from Davis, Vallejo has one library and it's terrible, and it's probably like 2 hours from Davis to SF without traffic (and traffic here is world famous).
@kewlade719
@kewlade719 4 жыл бұрын
Hehehe....he's too good with his answers 😍
@chokinonashes61
@chokinonashes61 5 жыл бұрын
Indian cable news looks a lot of fun to watch!
@driptoffen3604
@driptoffen3604 5 жыл бұрын
It's sucks man
@chokinonashes61
@chokinonashes61 5 жыл бұрын
@@driptoffen3604 I was thinking more of clips I suppose, am actually surprised I haven't seen it before somewhere.
@ArthurKnight1899
@ArthurKnight1899 5 жыл бұрын
No. Just no. Don't enter the mine field
@secondtononepaf
@secondtononepaf 5 жыл бұрын
Arnab is da best.....He loves Pakistan so much....
@secondtononepaf
@secondtononepaf 5 жыл бұрын
Pakistanis laugh nonstop through an indian media war report...
@fabfaiza
@fabfaiza 5 жыл бұрын
i NEED a nathan fielder and hasan minhaj collab
@dr.senpratthinan6551
@dr.senpratthinan6551 5 жыл бұрын
Kabhi kabhi... hands down the best!
@sunaihaasgharali
@sunaihaasgharali 3 жыл бұрын
" *Black balls in biryani* ".....it burst me into a big laughter ...... He was talking about the same thing ....of which I inquired to my Mama alot ...
@niharsawant
@niharsawant 4 жыл бұрын
Hasan Minhaj: Comedians don't have LinkedIn Atul Khatri: Hold my beer...
@medhasarma62
@medhasarma62 5 жыл бұрын
* Cough cough * are you *hiring* ?? My mum wanted me to ask
@FaranaazParker
@FaranaazParker 5 жыл бұрын
True. Kabhi Kabhi is iconic.
@kewalpatil
@kewalpatil 5 жыл бұрын
Your series is excellent. Gives a whole new perspective to what crap goes on in US.
@mcp1237
@mcp1237 5 жыл бұрын
"Let me put on my banyaan and chase these waterfalls" hahaha
@aishahar
@aishahar 5 жыл бұрын
The same for Southeast Asian. You better pick up when parents call 😂
@sangameshwarv4478
@sangameshwarv4478 5 жыл бұрын
Wow! The part where you confronted your dad.... Totally relatable :)
@nerdlife3646
@nerdlife3646 5 жыл бұрын
Damn this was SO MUCH FUN!
@asdhaslf
@asdhaslf 5 жыл бұрын
“Aromatic land mines” for sure 🤣😂
@shraddhapatil4825
@shraddhapatil4825 4 жыл бұрын
He's more Indian than Lily can ever be !!
@krisray9
@krisray9 4 жыл бұрын
Hey now
@nyshareddy8751
@nyshareddy8751 4 жыл бұрын
Khyung Lharje HE IS AN INDIAN MUSLIM! Why are u so racist?
@shirleynelson1822
@shirleynelson1822 4 жыл бұрын
Goddddd I love the BGM of patriot act ❤️
@umeswarikandasamy6418
@umeswarikandasamy6418 4 жыл бұрын
Hasan I’m still waiting on the Sri Lanka episode you teased in the season 1 finale episode!!! It’s been a whole year!
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