Hasan vs. Desi Fuckboys | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

On this week’s Deep Cuts, an audience member asks Hasan which is scarier: his daughter dating a brown fuckboy or a white fuckboy when she’s older. While both options are terrifying, Hasan has a plan. Hasan then takes things back to middle school with a discussion about snacks he never got to have growing up in an Indian household. He also chats with a Facebook employee about her experiences working with Mark Zuckerberg and what it was like to be in a book club with him. To close things out, Hasan tells the story of one of his scariest experiences. It’s safe to say he doesn’t mess around with haunted hotels anymore.
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[@kalanaherath3076]

When he was answering that f*ckboy question, you could see him progressively turning into an Indian parent in real time

[@parth98002]

I noticed that too xD

[@lawrencetchen]

I mean he *is* a parent… but I get it he went more from a 2nd gen immigrant parent to a more 1st gen immigrant parent

[@gymleader3007]

1:16 Did You Do the long division that fast ? You are f'kin racist !

[@samyakhp4353]

@@lawrencetchen no one said he is NOT a parent, he just said you could see an Indian parent while answering that question.

[@pchiare]

That went from like joking about it to establishing NSA level surveillance of his target as he spoke lol

[@abenyayapathi1083]

You could find the cure to cancer and Desi parents will be like "but where did you go to school?"

[@krys54]

Lmao

[@deep1551]

Abe

[@SafwanNet]

Is not it good

[@mashaeldosari7428]

omg same with arab parents I'm like "hey mom I got a 7 Phd's" she's like "your cousin goes to a really good school and she's the top of her class what did you do?"

[@shalmali-379]

dude even if i do they won't EVER stop asking me to get married

[@sanasadath]

"You always just deflect" proof that Hasan reads our comments😂

[@Faisaldegrt]

Oh he definitely does

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Especially those comments from Thai Guy 001

[@sanasadath]

@@cheesecakelasagna lmao yeahh

[@rajab4187]

Isn't that AB in your profile

[@aryanmathur9114]

So when is Abeer hosting

[@devibenpatel1933]

**pulls out Curtain** Well would you look at that it's Abeer

[@TheRealUSArmy]

Big man ting watching dis from east London wagwan g

[@kalanaherath3076]

When they finally become sentient after the Germans stop drinking them so much

[@umairmohamed8542]

S_Guy Elite wagwan mans from hackney yk

[@TheRealUSArmy]

@@umairmohamed8542 calm g calm

[@sayanibhattacharjee6316]

Do you think Hasan secretly hangs out with Abeer? I can totally imagine him meeting Abeer to play Fortnite 😂

[@carlduplessis8007]

They definitely hang out

[@petergeramin7195]

Who is Abir

[@astrangermagi]

@@petergeramin7195 watch the video lol

[@devibenpatel1933]

LMAO this needs to be done!

[@himawari4962]

Hahah would be so cool

[@mayarodriguez9126]

Me: gets more excited for deep cuts than the actual episodes.

[@mishaalzk6033]

Nana Rodriguez sameeee i dont even watch the actual ones

[@bingkurger4673]

I think....maybe so does he?

[@ruskrewed]

Lol thought it was just me

[@haitamc5611]

I love everything on this show.

[@caffeinatednation8885]

Yaaaaas!

[@sunritpanda6384]

y'all when those little brown kids were cursing, my inner aunti was quaking

[@ruraljuror1734]

Same!!

[@livelovelaugh6405]

Facts 😂

[@gsiya4023]

yup lmao

[@mahashivalinivivagaran3627]

True true 🥲😂😂😂

[@justmytwocents6212]

As a mother of 3 boys….my eyes were popping out it wasn’t even normal 😂😂

[@taran2762]

Did anyone else think he was going to bring out Abeer on stage?

[@AbeerKhan]

Ta Ran What would you say if I pulled up on stage? 🤣

[@Ramya519]

Omg Abeer Khan. Loved your confidence Beta.

[@qwertyyxoxo]

@@AbeerKhan lmaooooo dude you're everywhere

[@anasuddin289]

@@AbeerKhan Yoooo

[@MrsRF-fq4bu]

I watched this just bcz of little kido Abeer Khan. He is sooo super confident.

[@fishbowl7656]

I thought this video was about abeer being a desi f***boy...lol I read it wrong 😂

[@ridaimran7565]

Same 😂

[@wheretheresnochef1490]

You are not alone

[@Lucky777Ent]

Hahahahahaha this is who i pictured all along!!!

[@Anonymous-mt8ss]

ME TOO 😂😂

[@apieeR]

Me too

[@kubranuryilmaz9957]

06:40 the text on the left : *they still exist in Canada and Hasan should have bought some when he interviewed Trudeau smh

[@TamariMcKay]

BLUE pink Bernie Sanders needs to take a group of voters across the border to obtain Dunkaroos.

[@AlexssandroMeneses]

🧐SMH

[@Vortexcube]

I wonder what else we have that don't exist anymore in the states. We have Toys R Us for one. Radioshack Canada changed owners and names twice, but most stores still exist and are doing well.

[@abdullahmohammed583]

@@Mattexe77 kinder eggs

[@muhammadumer7833]

Thanks for the text

[@yasso99991]

The way he talks is like when a teacher finishes a lesson early and has to fill the extra time by talking about himself and asking weird personal questions to students.

[@dweebe8934]

He really does

[@shalmali-379]

that's exactly what I was thinking lol like a teacher

[@brumhelldah917]

Those are the teachers who actually form great healthy relationships with students and that students remember in the future. Those are the teachers who are like family members ngl

[@electricmagnetic]

I love how this show really speaks to us millennials. Every other host is a white guy that I feel is completely unrelatable to the rest of us. I feel (oddly) proud of Hassan.

[@TNDCBaby]

and Gen X and Z. It is pretty awesome.

[@layne721]

I think Hasan has been really lucky at being in the right place at the right time. He got pulled into the Daily Show by Stewart (think he was one of Stewart's last hires iirc?) and then got out before things went too far south, signing the deal with Netflix where he basically can do whatever he wants. As much as I love Colbert, and Myers, and Kimmel, they are all older, and constrained by network content rules that Hasan simply doesn't have to follow. Hasan and John Oliver are really the only two late-night news comedy shows that aren't constrained by network demands, really. Their only mandate is to be good, funny, and topical, and they work it.

[@hasanzuhaib8408]

@@layne721 couldn't agree with you more John Oliver and Hasan Minhaj are my favourites

[@dhruvs8139]

@@layne721 I've kinda noticed that Hasan has loosely structured his show based on the John Oliver mold. You know, important and pressing issues mixed with intermittent comedy and swearing. And I give him complete credit for vibing with that style, because it's really REALLY good. Hasan and Oliver are my favorites, but I think Hasan edges John out a bit.

[@khayyamghafoor4772]

@@layne721 yhfzdtikj gukjy45jnhtyujhvfuokkolkjki6rfghhkikhgghhghhhhhhhikýţigfjhgf8hjtop

[@candicem9651]

"You're flexing all the things that don't matter." YES! Wisdom.

[@CockySuSMounted]

Wanna get hit handsomely, if YES, Wis..... Sorry CONDOM

[@CossackGene]

Re: dumbest injury. As a kid, I once held a book too close to my face as I was reading it, and got a paper cut on my eyeball.

[@MyUniqueVibe]

Fuck, but that sounds like it hurt.

[@ace11235]

KittyALevin Wow! Now that’s one for the books. 🙃

[@SultanAbdulRehman]

OOOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!!!

[@m.a8544]

Ouch!!

[@kayem971]

Wtf

[@michellefrost2429]

I love when an audience member Hasan is talking to is way too far back to be seen because the cameras basically cut to a black screen.

[@Homentertainement2]

Michelle Frost it helped her stay anonymous & keep her job

[@cuterpooter]

@@Homentertainement2 Not if there were only 20 ppl in that club. Female Pakistani FB employee who was in the bookclub? If this was Clue we'd basically already have room and murder weapon...almost solved the mystery at that point.

[@muhammadwisaljanbangash5618]

@@cuterpooter wht a logic....................... great we need such a positivity

[@SunnySJamil]

@@cuterpooter. I thought the same! 20 is not too large of a group if someone wanted to pursue this.

[@Homentertainement2]

cuterpooter damn your right lol.. but.. nobody no crime lol “deny, deny, deny”

[@farihaahmed8347]

Deep cuts just puts me in a better place.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Relatable, have a nice day.

[@mitchellbruns6994]

11:53 Basically Hasan: "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

[@harmonyskies19]

Mitchell Bruns LMAO 😂

[@imane8537]

😂😂😂

[@therandomreacher]

Legends say that Abeer is ‘the future son in law’ of Hasan Minhaj

[@anshshah8893]

Sushil Ghonse with the 12 year difference

[@cherrilynnlelezhang3856]

Didn’t you know? Hasan has a secret 12 year old gold 👀

[@ArthurKnight1899]

thats creepy and not cool wtf

[@mrabc5092]

Ansh Shah Priyanka and nick are 10 years apart not a big deal.

[@hijack69]

@@anshshah8893 12 years is fine...lot of people have that age difference

[@danielchandra9985]

Probably the best show in Netflix....(knowledge+comedy)=Enlightening

[@JO-mz1bo]

“ITS NOT EVEN YOUR RELIGION” got me so hard lmao

[@mahmoudyoucef4840]

10:59 I love how this is not the main episode yet the editor runs the extra mile here, much respect 💓💓

[@TaNia-kn3yc]

Im intrigued by that: ".. thats not even in your religion!". So, my friends mon was in a castle-like dorm in France. At night she was awaken by a fiery big red scary thing. She was scared but had time to think: "Should I recite ayatul kursi or? Would it work here in european land?" It worked lol

[@FunnyLittleFrog]

What was that fiery red scary thing?

[@ankita7342]

Fiery big red scary thing?

[@AJD-wx6ws]

Long live ayatul kursi

[@israsaleh]

On European land lmfao

[@pcarebear1]

LOL similar thing happened at an Indian friend's apt. in college. She invited us (Central Americans and Bolivians) to her place for a chill get together. We were showing eachother dancing moves until we started taking pics. All of a sudden the pics came out hella creepy and all the Latinos in the group simultaneously yelled out "GHOST!!" She's Jain and she was so confused why did the sign of the cross as a reflex...we just laughed and said it must be a Hispanic thing🤣👻🏃‍♀️

[@narayaniranawat9415]

The way he said "Are you Indian?" 😂 I was thinking the same thing all along

[@kachowwow4619]

"flexing on all the things that doesn't matter." best way to represent a south asian.😂

[@AnimalLover101195]

"I'm sorry I immediately went to a white person." Well...as a white girl who had lunchables growing up...you were pretty spot on. 🤣

[@elizabethspain3206]

Hasan: **blowing a fuse about Dunkaroos* Editors: *they still exist in Canada and hAsAn should have bought some when he interviewed tRuDeAu s m h*

[@kathryntubridypakenham2743]

The cheese ones were still available in Canada as well last time I checked

[@laksmitaaulia]

Looking at how Abeer move excessively, I think he's kind of the mini version of Hasan

[@kkp4297]

"did you take ochem?" science majors: hahahaha

[@mckinleymurphy57]

Relevant: My husband reminisces about how he came from Mumbai to San Francisco in 1998 and got to try Handi-Snacks with pretzels and how it was "the most marvelous thing"

[@bt_18]

Abeer: "Hey baws" *_Filthy Frank and Pink Guy have infiltrated the server_*

[@someguy2744]

9:23

[@dnfi5480]

Well...I don't think putting knowledge above wealth is the wrong thing at all. If we went back to that we would all get some of our braincells back. Think of all the stupid sleazy people that are filthy rich, are those really the kind of role models we want? You are not fucking taking that money with you when you die, maybe becoming a doctor or a scientist is better than just becoming another rich douche...

[@bt_18]

@@dnfi5480 _this is the wrong server_

[@awestaazia]

Abeer has more confidence than I ever will. I love that for him

[@jocsonhchs1]

"It's not even your religion" Omg I died 😆😆😆👏👏

[@MarcoGerard99]

Abeer: *appears* Hasan: "Finally, a worthy apprentice"

[@maybeZee]

He's layering guys he's LAYERING!

[@NoName-pz2yi]

“they still exist in Canada and Hasan should have bought some when he interviewed Trudeau smh” 😂

[@TheSaifRehmanCa]

I see a Celebrity in the making when I see ABEER. Does he have a KZbin channel yet?

[@elemeno82002]

Saif Rehman yup

[@HoneyBadgerz]

@@BabitaKumari-qd6hz really?

[@AbeerKhan]

Yes I do have a channel.

[@HoneyBadgerz]

@@AbeerKhan oh well He is for real😍😍

[@aileenzhao7951]

But does he have a tiktok lol

[@sukhmani.charaia]

"it's not even your religion!" legit how many times i heard that in my childhood haha good times thank you Hasan you make me HAS hah love u

[@vikasvyas852]

Hasan is becoming the Ultimate Brown Dad!

[@Thingdeux]

These are my favorite videos online ... period. Love the show, especially enjoy these candid chats. Wonderful

[@Brut.V]

I had flash backs when I heard him say, “It’s not even your religion!!!” 😂

[@umeshchoudhary6035]

4:15 "you don't to establish a country..." Nice gesture by Hassan...love you....

[@sundawg911]

love that his audience is a mix of people but awesome that there is a good mix of different asians, especially the questions we see. it is nice to see diverse perspectives. love it!!

[@ganongong]

So y'all are telling me, as a Canadian, I can make some wild cash selling Dunkaroos on eBay?

[@labany7421]

😅😅😅

[@Tanu-in8yz]

And the all dressed ruffles. Apparently it’s a Canadian flavour

[@NK-vb3fn]

"You're flexing all the things that doesn't matter" is the best definition of a south asian

[@supergoku727]

abeer deadass just hit us with a "hey b0ss", there's hope yet

[@ishangoswami9462]

3:57 And now your daughter *knows your plan* 🤦

[@RK-ep8qy]

Ishan Goswami nah now her future bf knows the plan

[@appa609]

The daughter is 2 or something

[@noorykorky5056]

@@appa609 But she'll watch it later on.

[@thacrypt223]

Damn I love this show. Hassan is really good at breaking down stuff and tell a story so that even the dumbest of us can understand. You are truly gifted my man. Keep up the good work!

[@VishalSingh-og7kx]

while watching deep cuts, i keep checking how many more minutes are left, i love it so much. Wish deep cuts were more than 20 mins

[@aliibilli]

I wouldn't mind if the deep cuts became a whole seperate 1 hour episode thingy

[@miguelmontero7569]

At first I thought that you were calling Abeer a fuckboy with the title of the video because he is in the thumbnail😭

[@felicia4279]

THE ABEER BLOOPERS WERE SO ADORABLE I CANT

[@enzomthethwa5861]

That editing during the Black Monarch hotel story was EPIC!

[@najeefashahnnaz1424]

He is actually answering the questions 😂👏🏽👏🏽 Finally!!!

[@raahatkapur]

I really like that we all can be a part of the show even if we can't go to the taping

[@jenneverpelaez]

I’ve always loved watching Deep Cuts more because of how personal it gets, but to be fair this week’s episode on the Asian Vote is so good I was laughing-crying on many parts. Comedy TV gold!

[@pratikpramanik7782]

Ghost thing at the very end is super clutch. Great work Zach!

[@radhikathakur5009]

You and your team have stayed consistent and authentic. I don't agree with all your opinions, but really appreciate the content and conversation, and keep coming back!

[@izzatirfan1995]

I can relate with him on the last story. I don’t believe in ghost, BUT what if they’re really exist. Not gonna take any chances

[@hmhm7139]

Thank you Hassan, very cool!

[@ceciliamanalo2619]

Finally! Been waiting for this :)

[@Error-jz2lm]

I love Deep cuts more than the actual show

[@nusaibahslife]

Every time Hasan mentions his childhood, he makes me feel so un-desi cause my parents ( in desi comparison) are hella flexible

[@MKPiatkowski]

Nice touch at the very end, vid crew!

[@devanshudev4432]

Find someone that looks at you like the guy starstruck by hasan at 10:41! 😂

[@zakiyahzakir8613]

Lmaoo

[@TCt83067695]

My manz just tired yall lol

[@mint-yw2rr]

lmao

[@lomeowmeow]

Devanshu Dev he just wants to learn about tax cuts man

[@Alex-cm9dd]

I would be too if I saw Hasan live lolll

[@taisgrim]

4:59 This reminded me of John Mulaney's Mick Jagger bit in the sense that there's no way Zuckerberg actually asks for coffee. He probably just yells "COFFEE" and a cup appears in his hand.

[@fibakelani3325]

"It's not even your religion" 🤣😭 Hasan, you are something else!

[@fayezahmed8035]

Just saw home coming King, to be honest I am from Bangladesh and i never went out of my country. But you made it so relatable It made me cry. I was laughing and crying at the same time. If I ever have 3 wishes one of them will be meeting you. Love you man, You are the best.

[@grapeypear4558]

“I was like... these are cold” 😅

[@joonscrab5697]

"you flexing all the stuff that doesn't matter" south asia in a nutshell😂😂

[@just_arjun]

9:23 Abeer just said "ey b0ss"; he's a filthy frank fan! ABEER FOR PRESIDENT 2024!

[@ahmadalmuzanen2239]

Unapologetically Me lol

[@amaurylannes]

Imagine how young he must've been when papa franku was still active on his channel for him to know ey b0ss

[@timothyhubert2305]

@@amaurylannes imagine a 5 y/o watches filthyfrank

[@Sdot-od8jf]

Why am I so proud of Hassan? He has charisma for days and days.

[@CarolNaranjocxnv]

6:14 the funniest reaction I've seen from Hasan. He was in such awe XD

[@ManoharSingh-ey2ss]

Deep cuts are just awesome

[@jaydattchampavat6387]

9:22 this kid deserves an award

[@KemjuCP9]

Enjoyed this Deep Cuts while studying, thanks again Hasan bhai =)

[@faden3292]

I absolutely LOVE the deep cuts

[@mauchkimberly]

I've only seen like 1 minute of this so far. But I loved your reaction to the girlfriend. You're saying she sounds so matter of fact about it all, like she's telling someone a route to get somewhere. My first thought: she sound like that because he is NOT the first person she's had to explain this to. I bet she gets asked what she chose every single time this topic comes up. And I bet it comes up alot.

[@ANT-ER]

"*they still exist in Canada and Hasan should have bought some when he interviewed Trudeau smh" lmao!!

[@manalikirkire08]

should make deep cuts, half hour or so... amazing, intriguing, interesting!

[@mohamedfarah1942]

The only thing that I learned from this apart of being funny, is that this guy is well prepared that make him look awesome.

[@kgg228]

Just came by to share that Hasan read thirst tweets on Buzzfeed and it’s everything. enjoy😂

[@damoncarrawell2906]

kgg228 the thirst was so real

[@sweetcrimson]

I didn’t expect him to be so uncomfortable about sex stuff.

[@noemidiop8015]

kgg228 lol I know it was funny Luke James was hilarious 🤣

[@stefanniacamero7945]

I LOVE Abeer!!!!!!!! He should have his own show!!!!

[@noellalazar7843]

These were some damn good questions! 👌👌

[@danisonice.]

The best dad advice I've ever heard

[@unrefusableoffer4412]

my man abeer deserves a while different session

[@afgpielover]

Dunkaroos are sold in Canada. Correction: I think they stopped in January 2018

[@Vekna666]

OK JACKET! We STAN a man that takes Tan's fashion advice to heart!!

[@mahmoodisaeed]

Man, I love deep cuts.

[@uchesamuel4061]

I love this show...thumbs up Hasan

[@mihikadeo]

He's such a cute dad ❤️

[@appsyC]

So amazing!!!!

[@Chococat_Ariana]

Just when I thought I couldn't love Deep Cuts any more than I already do, moments like 6:41 proves me wrong. 👏🏼👏🏼

[@asfaquekhan6614]

3:43 dude u gave him all clues

[@hiteshkumar2957]

Its so weird i have seen THE SOCIAL NETWORK MOVIE today. And while I was typing ITS SO WEIRD and Hasan told that coincidentally.

[@bijalmehta6135]

I read you comment when he said that...

[@nehanishanp]

Anyone rewatching the Deep Cuts during the lockdown? Honestly I'm enjoying it 🤙

[@restlessly12]

Neha Patel me too! I’ve been binge watching them. At first I was just catching up on the clips that I’ve missed but now I’m watching even those I’ve watched before. 😅

[@sanyamjain4855]

You gotta make this thing longer man

[@Sanankaa]

"It's not even your religion," IM DECEASED XD

[@aryap4389]

new episode: hasan learns to play video games with Abeer

[@benm7053]

I love these :.) more content pls

[@Nashiiika]

Man this guy is awesome .. I love his show