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[@ThePerci83]

Sounds like just a bunch of good friends hanging out having a blast lol

[@bagellover4102]

exactly what I was thinking!

[@Westopia]

yep exactly

[@KrystalKstar]

ThePerci83 yeah I kinda like it

[@FunBoysGaming]

So wholesome

[@lostandwastedtime]

Stoner friends😂😂😂

[@rickerpenor]

It's strange without an audience, but also cool.

[@imanmalek9341]

i did not get the scale joke, could you explain??

[@NiamhCreates]

I didn't realize there wasn't an audience and was wondering why the jokes didn't seem to land, lol.

[@zaroni3586]

@@imanmalek9341 the brother basically asked how the aunt could make a weighing scale go so high and that means she is fat

[@imanmalek9341]

@@zaroni3586 LOL thx. i was lost on the meaning of scale and it did not meant anything me XD.

[@iamkhonsu]

Iman Malek she was calling her aunt fat

[@anitaadmine3345]

So natural when there isn't an audience

[@miamioc4970]

Nanana

[@AJ-jn2iz]

OMGG --> kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5aWaZewq9CDfq8 😱🔥🔥

[@fibonaccisandpies9770]

There is just one guy in the audience trying hard to laugh at the joke. 4:20. 😂😂

[@cannedmusic]

it is nicer

[@anava7030]

Yeah, they like to meander on the show and with an audience I always thought it dragged a bit. But without an audience it has the same vibe as a podcast.

[@llamasugar5478]

My son to his little sister: “Dinosaurs lived a really long time ago. In the 70s, I think.”

[@Ariel_Alcazar.34]

70's ? 😄

[@nathaliamoncada8170]

Omg, that's so funny 😂

[@roshnijacob444]

lol 😂

[@llamasugar5478]

@Grape. I’d sooner face a T-Rex than my mom when she was mad!

[@francegrnm]

Llama Sugar I can imagine how that went 🤣🤣 so cute and funny! Made my day 🤣

[@TwoQs]

There’s one dude in the audience clearly trying to get a raise.

[@0U812.]

2QS OK that was funny !!

[@pizaclatonddd3081]

Ahahahahaha

[@guadalupevelasquez7901]

He’s out there like “ahaha”

[@peachbellini2615]

Oh.. y'all have to check out the staff audience over on the Wendy Williams show.. they're all buckin' for a raise... lmao

[@theramo0]

guadalupe velasquez kind of reminds me of the cheeky little bastard skit from family guy

[@imtheboss1826]

Driving down the street my daughter saw a dog pooping. She said " a cat would know better than that."

[@jodi4384]

First Last TRUE!

[@dawnw.6559]

😄

[@cowboylikeme854]

I laughed out lpud

[@Sigbue98]

My seven year old niece found my sons baby teeth that I saved. (He passed away 31 years ago) and said, "Nana are these Chris's teeth?" I told her yes and was thinking up an excuse why I had them, when she said, "How sweet of the tooth fairy to bring them back to you." Yes she got me...

[@GamerGrl90]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Marcylala]

Oh my goodness 😭❤️😭

[@Bawsetalk_Dallas]

Grandmabus2 Johnson that is so sweet

[@runawayfaeIX]

Sounds like she's got a good heart 🥰

[@alphafemale2370]

Aaaw. That is so sweet ❤❤❤

[@297fihsy]

This is way funnier without an audience, they’re just riffing off each other

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

It's always like that but OOOOOOOOOKKKKKAAAAAAYYYYY

[@297fihsy]

Jameson Bornholdt I know they sometimes go on hilarious tangents but I feel like they’re more authentic here

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

@@297fihsy have you watched 2,106 of his videos like I HAVE?!?! doubt it

[@WHSuperman2005]

Jameson Bornholdt why are you so upset about his comment?

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

@@WHSuperman2005 I'm not upset. Just being dramatic

[@antoinegervais3708]

It was really fun without an audience, it felt genuine and natural

[@milkyway5425]

I only watch to see him anyway..he's so goofy and adorable❤❤❤

[@koolkoala2813]

Oh, wow. I had no idea until I read the comments.

[@SwtTeaLdy]

This felt like we're all peeking in on their dress rehearsal. Kinda neat.

[@rachelrowell5342]

“Alright this is the last one.” Higgins: “Thank GOD.” 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️💀

[@nickc3213]

These guys are losing it!! No audience there, they are going insane! They are just saying whatever they want! Love it!

[@jamesonbornholdt7302]

It's always like that but OOOOOOOKKKAAAAAAAAAAYAYYY

[@DigamberPradhan89]

Hate to say it -- show is better without an audience. Funnier jokes - more organic interaction with the roots and Higgins

[@vika0194]

The jokes are exactly the same but delivered more naturally....

[@johnathonwooters6432]

Y'all are dumb as fuck this is not a new upload

[@Lemit]

It's got a Craig Ferguson feel and I'm all for it.

[@vika0194]

Johnathon Wooters 6:28 see the tweet? Visit the profile. She wrote it on 11 march 2020. The only idiot here is you. Extremely ignorant person.

[@vickimerchlewitz8073]

Show would be better without the band. They only know how to play two things.

[@rachele3334]

My 6 year old was trying to lift a bucket of water the other day and said, “Mommy, can you help me? I guess I’m not worthy enough.”

[@jamordista659]

Aww. HAHA Adorbs.

[@joylastname3035]

🤣🤣🤣 she/he's yet to be 'the one'

[@Alice-nr4oh]

THOR?!!!

[@arieleejbeja2466]

We love anvengers 😂

[@carmen7551]

This kid is a legend

[@OmarDiesel9]

2:07 "Don't be so hard on the kid" Legendary.

[@irvinemadula4680]

those should NOT be in the same sentence

[@Shogunfs]

Well, it is a vitamin. Vitamin D

[@johnsonhangzo608]

Higgins is really good with one liners. And has a really good presence of mind.

[@DaniMysteryZone]

Isn't that a pedo joke just days after the MyTruth doc came out?

[@telikaandfam]

ew

[@cijmo]

My friend taught grade 2. They were talking about fruits and vegetables and he was saying that roughage is good for the bowels. A little girl asked "What good will that do me? I'm a girl, I don't have balls."

[@Tanu-vy9md]

We all know that "babyduckyoongi" is a BTS fan 😂

[@JalSuEopDa]

Tanu I immediately searched for the video of him in the pool with the duck waddle song over it 🤣💜 loved seeing an ARMY getting picked for this

[@eunbo8228]

Omg you are the comment i was looking for!! 😁💜- #army

[@lilmeowmeow5856]

i was looking for this comment!!💜💜

[@nawalabdulhameed6516]

Every army watching this will be searching for this comment

[@Sarah-by5kq]

yooo we all on the same wavelength😂😂💜💜💜

[@cheezy_tater]

When my sister was 6 years old, she came bursting into my parents bathroom when my mom was curling my hair, passionately belting out " I can see clearly now, the rain is gone...I can see all TESTICLES in my way!!!" 😂

[@gabb5]

Ohh, obstacles 😂

[@wilclark2272]

Well..., one good thing..., at least it wasn't your brother singing that song after coming home from catholic school. LoL😆 (I really should hit delete) LoL

[@thewheelsman29]

Honestly, if talk shows were like this normally, I might actually watch them. It feels so personal. Just the same stuff as it would be when you have a crowd but it's a bunch of friends and coworkers goofing off. Feels like these are people, not some disconnected "Murphy Show". Idk, it's just comforting.

[@karltee7862]

Look up Conan scraps on KZbin

[@Steamed1Veggies]

You should check out The Graham Norton Show.

[@YourMajesty143]

You should check out Joe Rogan, that's basically how his podcast is set up.

[@heebafatima5981]

I can't get over "babyduckyoongi"❤️❤️❤️

[@mistihansen8265]

When my son was a toddler, he was amazed that the women’s bathroom door had a hook on it, so he screamed at the top of his lungs, “Mom! There’s a hooker in here!!!”

[@nicorans5241]

Roflol

[@Matt-sc6gg]

What is a hooker?

[@maddie28]

@@Matt-sc6gg umm... yea u might want to look that one up

[@Matt-sc6gg]

@@maddie28 just found out.. A hooker is a prostitute, holy shit!

[@zenithsingh]

Jimmy Fallon Needs an applause cause he's as good as he's always been even without live audience. Good job JIMMY. :)

[@Tina93_]

Yeah

[@LuisMartinez-rw2lj]

Ngl kinda prefer without the audience

[@ShipsKat]

... But what if that's why, he's better. Cos there's NO applause. You might be onto something......🤔

[@melissasaint3283]

I misread that as "an applesauce" and was like "I mean, I agree, but wth does that mean?"

[@annerchisline9641]

Oh man, this audienceless segment was one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. THANK-YOU!! I seriously needed this laugh today.

[@jonnapouncey98]

Anner Chisline Same 🙃

[@Denis-89]

I actually think it works better. it's like friends having fun at home or something. Really great!

[@cat9rden499]

Babyduckyoongi...SUGAAAAA!

[@MarteParaddict]

Kinda love just hearing the crew laugh!

[@MsTwissy]

All these late night hosts now that they have no audience, are giving off real “dad alone in a football stadium” vibes. They’re just messing around

[@cecilie3090]

All my friends and colleagues are bragging about all the things they have done in quarantine: books they have read, shows they have seen, house is clean and well organized. Personally I have seen all Hashtags videos..

[@hkrug666]

Overheard at Target- "Mom, just give me a pack of Slim Jims and some Mountain Dew, and I'll be fine." #KidQuotes

[@jonnapouncey98]

H Krug I’m an adult and that would fix a lot for me 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@CJPDX]

Sounds like something my kid would say!

[@rojojenkins]

@@jonnapouncey98 Sounds good to me

[@caryulmer7063]

H Krug He's not wrong. That works for me.

[@runawayfaeIX]

That's what will get us all through this mess 😂

[@aishwaryajaipuriar9038]

The quiet place : Fallon edition 😂

[@areeshahasan8665]

@babyduckyoongi 😍 we Stan

[@jordank5975]

He gets to laugh at what he wants instead of trying to laugh at what he thinks the audience will find funny.

[@forgot_the_milk]

Yoongiiiiiii

[@MariDT03]

Baby duck Yoongi 🤣🤣🤣

[@antphosho]

Sadly, there wasn't an audience, but it did show the crew having relaxed anxiety-free fun!

[@CNTdrums]

ngl i enjoy no audience it feels fresh and they can extend their bits

[@jenjen816]

EN that’s what she said

[@RayBeamBlazer]

Me: Why is there no audience? Also me: **remembers about coronavirus** oh

[@amsandison5015]

BangShanghai oh yeah!!! I totally thought this was how it filmed lol

[@cenelson6484]

Right 😂 at first I just thought nobody thought they were funny. Then I realized.

[@fairyqueengee]

"This is the last one" "Oh thank God" 😂😂😂😂

[@humeyramine]

Today I started with Seth Meyers, went on with Stephen Colbert, ended up here. Everyone in the comments saying it's weird without the audience, but tbh I'm loving it! They're so much more funny and natural than before

[@marah3298]

humeyramine it’s nice to see them just hanging out and not having to “speed things along”. In a weird way, I prefer it.

[@YERT3]

I like it too, I think its because they practice with an audience pick out the bad jokes. But I like the naturalness

[@fearless4him595]

Same, did you watch Trevor Noah’s goodbye song to his audience?

[@anasharun18]

Did the same exact order lol

[@hilarycooper8660]

My nephew learned what poppy seeds were and then immediately asked "where are the nanny seeds?"

[@southernoregoncatmom6519]

Very cute!

[@ashleys5754]

That is adorable!! My son asked what are inside ears and I said "eardrums" he said "are there drum sticks?" 🤣

[@runawayfaeIX]

That's precious, omg ♥️

[@arit7902]

It looks so natural, like friends joking around with each other!

[@angiealbania3133]

No audience...jimmy and the rest of the staff there were just having a good jammin'

[@neelimaprasad1446]

Hehe baby duck yoongi... I spy an army ;)

[@mrs.georgeglass3997]

Purple heart wood, McMaster guitars! Do it! They're remarkable! Omg the sound! ❤

[@allisonmcgarr337]

Jimmy saying “yoongi” like he hasn’t met him several times lmao

[@BATMAN-on5qd]

Higgins is really talented. He deserves his own show.

[@craigslistreply6544]

higgins' timing is impeccable as always. "Thank God!" 🤣🤣

[@malikcherry]

This has such 'just dudes being dudes' energy

[@arsh2884]

1:37 BabyDuckYoongi😂 ayyy fellow army lol

[@krish791]

hiii lmao😂😂

[@JalSuEopDa]

ARMY represent! 🤣💜

[@julianmeguinis8885]

Focus on the actual humour in this, thats what their on TV for. Don’t mean to sound blunt but everyone deserves a laugh, even for their immune systems.. You all don’t really need to worry, worry leads to fear.

[@Bigsatdaddy]

and fear leads to the dark side. ...There, I finished it for you.

[@JuhoNelimarkka]

They're*

[@legocamdude1]

@@Bigsatdaddy “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger… anger leads to hate… hate leads to suffering.”

[@MissFortune_]

Before my son was 2 years old, he was looking out the window when he said, "Dum Fuk." He was trying to say "Dump truck." 😂

[@alenabasova9313]

Just found out about this video and Yoongi's in it😂😂 I mean we are everywhere 😂

[@reincarn8ed839]

At the half time show this year, I told the kids to come into the kitchen. My 8yr old says "ya, before we figure out what sex is!"

[@parisl1543]

@ babyduckyoongi army I see you

[@R3DQ22]

Its the last one ..thank god... Lmfao i choked. Perfect timing after they didnt shred the quote before 😂

[@hobisforeheadneedsacomebac4893]

lmao i got a whiplash when he said babyduckyoongi

[@_ehree]

*babyduckyoongi* ayo army 😭🥴

[@_zoebanks]

I was like “where tf is the audience?” Then I remembered that corona virus existed

[@emmajanepoteet2339]

AntFrm Sm dame bro same

[@esraaa6298]

That username with Yoongi tho💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@sudhiksha9093]

1:41 tht one tweet who's clearly an army 😂 😂 😂 their username being 'babyduckyoongi' 😂 😂 😂

[@MultiNotAnti]

Baby Duck Yoongi tho lol I see you fellow Army 👀 I see you fam! 😂❤️

[@janetbawuah2172]

YOONGI!!!

[@ellis1395]

The duck Yoongi JAJAJAAJAJ armys are everywhere

[@anthonyyjpv5844]

Really impressive how fluid it is even with no audience, nothin feels forced at all

[@CompassPvP]

Without an audience, you can mess around more without worrying as much, so its really cool and funny!

[@MonikaRabha]

I heard a kid say " We have Tampax, do you have?! huh tellme!" [the kid assumes whatever been advertised on tv is always something popular, cool & expensive!]

[@tanyaholmberg1335]

“MY MOMMY SAYS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE WORN WHITE” said my kid at the wedding

[@michiganmom857]

Jimmy’s hair looks so much better in 2021! And I do not miss his sidekick standing there. He doesn’t need him!!

[@antoniorivera6863]

"Don't be so hard on the kid" Yooooo Higgins SAVAGE 😂😂😂😂

[@johngullo9420]

The last one had me spitting out my coffee! Raise your hand if you weren’t born on your birthday!

[@kylestubbs8867]

Taken directly from AFV

[@llamasugar5478]

John Gullo I don’t actually remember it, but I’ve been told that I too was born on my birthday.

[@Dwayne_Bearup]

I was born on Edgar Allan Poe's birthday 😉

[@margaretshannon36]

Jimmy an A+ act for still showing up to work

[@wallflee]

It doesn't feel forced when there's no audience and makes hosts try more, i love it

[@ben678]

I can see it right now...it is just the camera guys, the cue card people, and sound techs just laughing as loud as they can. Lol Also, I don't think they can turn up the mics any higher on 'the roots' or else we'd be hearing the voices in their heads.

[@babbymomo6344]

“Yo play Baaftabada” Jimmy: “Baaftabada”

[@thatsnotmyname8212]

They’re so free without an audience, I actually love this

[@caseyburnet]

Oh yes, one more time. Can't get enough of these quotes lol.

[@hopefullykind]

Everyone in comments : No audience Me : BabyduckYOONGI P. S. - I did enjoy this more without the audience reactions

[@JalSuEopDa]

Always Me SAME! I knew I couldn’t be the only one who noticed that haha

[@maxnullifidian]

Art Linkletter used to have a show called "Kids say the darndest things."

[@sassyest8292]

Babyduckyoongi I see u

[@vaidehiramani2504]

When he said baby duck YOONGI, MY ARMY SELF JUMPED OUT

[@M3fguadalajara]

1:42, Yoongi/Suga from BTS??!!

[@JalSuEopDa]

Maria Mata the one and only!!! ARMY got some screen time woooo

[@ghxstjm]

Lol

[@areeshahasan8665]

Ngl I was rlly confused by why the audience wasn’t laughing and thought the tonight show was declining until I read the comments Jimmy seems so....normal

[@ElectraJade74]

I kinda love seeing the show like this, I love seeing the different elements broken down and their opinions as they consider the quotes. I'm glad they've taken the steps to stay safe, and I think it's special to see the videos from that last show.

[@chelseasmith1426]

I kept wondering why you could only hear the same 2 guys laughing, but then I saw all the empty seats. so cray, stay healthy everyone

[@jey.ar.emmmmm]

Babyduckyoongi...💜💁‍♀️🤠 YALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT IM THINKIN! ARMH WHERE U AT?

[@rhsmx9655]

when he read out the first tweet, I thought "wow, that's a tough crowd"

[@jesserodriguez8197]

3:28 I think Jimmy was actually upset there with the roots n Higgins trying to poor gasoline on the fire "What would u do with ur weird lookin guitar?" 😂😂😂 hes the best!

[@Lifeinadaywithizzy]

Feels like last week in highschool and you and the boys just chillen till bell rings

[@lisas5211]

Jimmy should do some of the no audience even when things get back to normal.

[@BIOL6895]

No audience Monday or something. I don't think they film on Fridays

[@soggybeanburrito]

i thought no one laughed really for the first one but then remembered there isnt an audience

[@noveasmicanal]

“This the last one” “thank god” hahahahaha

[@Ninaofthe90s]

5:27 that sounded like Jared Leto's Joker laughing...

[@booradley6673]

They should have no audience more often. This looks way more fun

[@iamkhonsu]

When Jimmy said last one and Higgin’s is like thank god.. if you’d just shut up, we’d get through then faster!

[@NiVi192]

I bet you the kid saying "my mom says it's a bitch to iron!" into the priest's mic on Easter is a legend!!

[@alliegator187]

🤣 They hurt you in there! Lmao!

[@sunflowermouse307]

My 2 yr old is using the word "black" as a placeholder for any adjective she can't think of. She's also calling all her body parts she doesn't know the name of "nipples", this includes elbows, ankle bones, and random spots on her skin.

[@prachiipandeyy]

This actually looks better. 🔥💜

[@nandinimadhur9481]

1:38 It's Babyduckyoongi?!! Did anyone else see that?! Arrmmmyy!!!

[@topostornottopost3371]

Good work for doing your part to stop the spread! Still funny!