Hashtags:

[@stormyphillips251]

Quest love losing it at Jimmy’s mom 😂

[@CookieCrafterLP123]

'Sup, Ron? xD

[@gabbywelch6895]

Weasley?

[@qazqa5]

+Watermelon0098 aj No.

[@viksaggu9085]

DerSchokoKeks LP 2019 still funny lol

[@viksaggu9085]

gabby welch see what you did there ;)

[@marioisnumberone5340]

"Hey, what's for breakfast, Ron?"

[@stenbak88]

Higgins and jimmy are so awesome together. Oh ya go James "what's up Ron"

[@roku89107]

Questloves laughs are contagious!!! As soon as I hear him laughing I start laughing. Gotta give daps to him lol

[@Bayougirl78]

When a co-worker looks into my office....sees me eating lunch at my desk, reading a book, and listening to music....Yet STILL thinks "Hey, I bet she wants me to interrupt her for some pointless, babbling, small-talk".... #makesmemad lol

[@NoCreativeNameGirl]

I know you posted this 3 years ago but I have advise. When someone does that while you're eating, you eat very ugly with food falling everywhere and getting on the side of your mouth...all while maintaining eye contact with the person. That'll get them to leave. lol

[@TheSamanthafication]

Part one is really funny too. i love when jimmy & higgins go off on a weird tangent lol

[@SpiritUplifted]

Pills can be hard to swallow. I typically tilt my head back.

[@GingerBagels]

When a co-worker of equal status gives you orders that counter your supervisors orders and when you explain you're been told otherwise they get really passive aggressive. #makesmemad

[@NickRoman]

Or just anyone who is not in my chain of command. 'Zactly makes you think you can tell me what to do?

[@jo-annbastings]

GingerBagels OMG! I had to deal with kind of people too often and, yes it’s VERY ennoying!

[@masterxyr]

put poop under the door handle of their car

[@marioisnumberone5340]

Your comment: Triple ones

[@mcdougalvalentine5801]

We have this problem at work. Two dumb little 22 year olds acting like their in charge.

[@TheEpicQuestion]

I love the Monster Cable rant. Every time they do it I crack up. Classic.

[@CodingToFreedom]

+The Epic Question Could you explain? Stupid Kraut here :)

[@TheEpicQuestion]

ErstMalEinBaum Toward the end of Part of this video Pair and at the beginning of this particular video. They are in character talking about Monster Cables. It's a brand of speaker, guitar & Studio Cable that has gold plated adapters. That part doesn't matter. Just the way they act when talking about the Monster Cables cracks me up. They are literally just talking about cables. I just find it funny. I hope that clears it up a little bit. When I said rant I meant the dialogue they have with one another about the Monster Cables. I just find the whole thing very amusing.

[@esteban4284]

+TrashureSeeker THATS WHAT I CALL AN "EPIC QUESTION" AM I RIGHT???

[@TheEpicQuestion]

Esteban Castro Oh Esteban, you are truly the master.

[@TheTelepathicKid]

Probably the best hashtags. The stories and banter is what makes this show great.

[@colonelquakers]

Ah yes the last one makes me so mad! I hate it when fathers refer to taking care of their own children as "babysitting." Wtf?!?

[@roku89107]

That's what I call it. But hey I don't have any kids so maybe that's why lol.

[@daishathomas2760]

Lol, my dad wasn't like that. Every time my mom left me with my dad, we always do I do if something crazy lol.

[@revolrtol]

Anna B thank god my dad isn't like that. When my mom leaves for a month to visit the relatives in Vietnam, he takes over the cooking duty, do even more own house chores and never complains. He's not that emotionally available like my mom (sorry if that sounded weird but i can't think of a better expression) but he always took full responsibility for us.

[@fluffymarshmallow4704]

Ya it's stupid. It's because they see it as a woman's job. So when they're left with the kids they see it as though they're doing you a favor. Such BS!

[@cassandrafoster616]

Omg it's so annoying that men think they babysit their own kids. It's not babysitting, it's the actual act of parenting!

[@NickRoman]

I'm a guy, but I admit that one kind of pissed me off too. I see a lot of guys (without a woman) walking around with a baby or young child now-a-days. I mean, maybe that's not new and I just wasn't paying attention before, but in any case...

[@ItsMe-yg8vq]

I say that all the time

[@masterxyr]

we should be paid for everything

[@marioisnumberone5340]

"THEY'RE OUR KIDS!"

[@cfarm85]

Yes, that one drives me crazy! Even before I was a dad, I wanted to slap any guy that said... Nah, can’t go bc I have to babysit the kids. What?!! You babysit your own kids?!!! I have a 16 month old and I look forward to every opportunity I get to spend time with him!!

[@marioisnumberone5340]

List of the tweets that Jimmy read (continued): 5th tweet: 0:00 6th tweet: 0:54 7th tweet: 1:16 8th tweet: 2:33 (final)

[@marioisnumberone5340]

Yeah, they have to split this into two parts because he didn't finish reading all the tweets in part 1.

[@tiffanyowens2829]

I'm guilty of taking pills like that 😂

[@MissusELF]

+Tiffany Owens me too. haha

[@neongreenstar101]

my family and I do that too 😂

[@loubielou1989]

Tiffany Owens so do I 😂

[@Countdown2Neverland]

Tiffany Owens my doctor told me that leaning down when you take them is better but it just doesn't feel right

[@jillianmorris8877]

Me too!

[@SemiSolidSnake1]

The anecdotes were fuckin great

[@xionmemoria5939]

If a man spends so little time on childcare that he refers to it as "babysitting", leave his ass. He ain't no help, might as well get stuck taking care of one child alone instead of two of them.

[@polofiend]

Shut up, bitch!

[@ayeelyssuh]

YESSSSS!

[@orianamandi]

EXACTLYYYYY!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@jessicaclark7130]

“Leave his ass” lol this is every husband.

[@orianamandi]

@@polofiend We have no intention to shut up. We have a voice and we use it, PERIOD

[@milla2116]

Ohmygod, that cheesecake recipe story is hilarious!! I laughed so hard!!

[@sartikamusic]

That's how I take my medicines too hahahaha

[@Supremed9]

***** That #PissesMeOff

[@kristynicole1612]

there's a pt2 cuz they keep fuckin around lol

[@9u9a]

That's what I thought too..... SOOO annoying

[@Ajaydiji77]

+Ms. Kitty La Purr u must be fun at parties.

[@MyHaunting]

+Ms. Kitty La Purr it's funny wth

[@brubarurno]

Lmao look up the hashtags yourself. Some people actually enjoy comedy, sorry you don't.

[@elenaspector5008]

Seriouslyyyy..... It's Hella annoying

[@WOLFGANG634]

Lmao the last one made me mad...

[@joeburden9426]

Higgins is great! He doesn't deserve so much hate!

[@TheEpicQuestion]

+Joe Burden Some people don't realize how important he is to the show. He does a lot of work behind the scenes. (Production) If Higgins wasn't apart of The Tonight Show it would be drastically different. I agree with you. I love Higgins. He's a great addition & he's great on the show.

[@RYBATUGA]

Right!

[@billionairemaker]

The Epic Question drastically different ... you mean better?

[@eddietdead]

If you don't like it john, don't watch it. Otherwise, quit ya shit. I agree Joe, Higgins is indeed great.

[@laurablanco7363]

Joe Burden yes they are both great, I love when they add their comments!!!

[@JungianHeights]

I do the whipping head back thing to swallow tablets! :D

[@kayleighpage750]

what makes me mad is when people fold the corners of book pages as their bookmark. It ruins the book!! All you have to do is find a piece of paper or just something small just don't fold the corners!!!!

[@ellatron]

get over it

[@samanthapratt4611]

ella nobody asked you. There's plenty of people in the comments posting what makes them mad, so why aren't you telling them to get over it?

[@kayleighpage750]

Samantha Pratt Thanks!!

[@samanthapratt4611]

kayleigh page you're welcome. What makes me mad is when people be mean like that to other people and when people fold pages/write in books. Reading books. Text books. Everything

[@kayleighpage750]

Samantha Pratt I completely agree. 😀

[@antemeridiemwolf]

The banter with Higgins is the best part!

[@seroccoprime2774]

1:35 - 2:21 Came for the tweets, stayed for the recipe.

[@bertvsrob]

'Sup Ron?

[@kaythename7496]

Sup

[@pamcakeslove12]

I love when the jokes go for awhile, shows great improvisations

[@roydavies8731]

I hate it. I find it a waste of time and unnecessary. It makes me mad.

[@MsSunshinegal27]

I love #'s.

[@shareerichardson7436]

the last one........ "THEY'RE OUR KIDS!" lol my husband says "I'll watch em"........ ....... gets me too......... =/

[@RamsasLeeGalaxyTribe]

Smashing back hellossss from heart to heart!

[@coldplayer001]

"I'm in a minivan" song hasn't been made yet #MakesMeMad

[@FloridaSky]

Haha! They thought we forgot!

[@coldplayer001]

***** LL Cool J would like that

[@betsyclarke5153]

***** You are brilliant! Also add the spinning hubcaps, rally stripes, a Calvin peeing on something window decal, a Greenpeace sticker, an NRA sticker, A PETA sticker, a Nickelback sticker, a One Direction sticker, a "Jesus fish", a Mickey Mouse head antenna topper, truck balls, "My child is an honor student at...", "My other car is exactly like this one", Harley Davidson anything, stickers from two rival sports teams...just something that will baffle everyone and ruin their day. I think I'm going to start a Kickstarter for this. I would name it: The Umbrage-mobile.

[@veronicablanco8457]

I like the James's story at beginning, so good I laugh for long time.

[@beachfish792]

The last one was the funniest and he couldn't have read it fast enough and toss it aside.

[@hockeygirl903]

Does it make you...mad

[@heatherjasper97]

My classmates keep saying "twenty-one" to everything involving numbers. It wasn't funny a year ago and it sure as heck isn't funny now.

[@heatherjasper97]

+Hannah Matthau He hasn't done it in a while, but I cringe every time numbers, especially those in the late teens, are brought up. Maybe he won't do it anymore *Knocks on wood.*

[@Widdekuu91]

+heatherjasper97 Okay, gotta say this, I am going to perform a song tomorrow, a rap. And one of the things I'm going to shout out loud is 'Twenty one!' haha. Not kidding though, it's at the Comic Con and the rap is about Skyrim. 'Making a Greatsword and after I'm done, crafting skillz are increased to twenty-one' It's hilarious.

[@MystiqueHorizon]

heatherjasper97 well,,, everyone still thinks 42 is hilarious,,,, lol

[@heatherjasper97]

That's based off of a literary work and has a purpose in that story. This is based off of a Vine which isn't that funny to begin with.

[@vickybartistry3292]

omg that is the best mom story ever!!! give them back their own recipe lmao

[@clevi7963]

When people split a video into two parts which easily could have just been one #MakesMeMad

[@marioisnumberone5340]

Same

[@JennyKlindt]

I also do that gravity-pills-swallowing technique 😂 im afraid the pill will stick to my tounge 😂

[@thomascampbell350]

I love how it’s two parts cause they went on such tangents

[@aimeechapman5780]

They were being so silly they had to fit it in two clips 🤣

[@ajberry6972]

Questlove's laugh is TOO hilarious!

[@MickeyMallone.]

I have a cramp from laughing so hard at the cheesecake story

[@michaelwatkins6884]

"Higgins is great"...? Seriously. #letstrywaytoohard

[@cherrycolaaa]

LOL Jimmy's mom is hilarious

[@AyoubBerrahel]

I feel soooo stupid I sent out a tweet with this hashtag and maybe make it to the show and it it my first time doing that , and I was watching this at the edge of my seat waiting hopefully for my tweet to show up and as he reads every tweet i get closer and closer to the screen , and in the last one I fell off of my chair and face planted straight on the screen , lol silly me

[@MrJohnny2290]

But does......that make you mad?

[@AyoubBerrahel]

Yes it Does , but I'm cool with it

[@MrJohnny2290]

haha jk :P

[@mratkovich]

Love the banter. Obvious that for this one they had to kill some time though lol

[@kotirenata98]

anytime we, 3 daughters were behaving bad, our father used to tell our mom "look what your daughter did"

[@miaclarke6489]

What’s up Ron😂🤣😂

[@TJAnderson]

Funny, but why the hell did ***** print tweets on paper cards just to have him read them and then throw them away!? Especially when he has a macbook sitting right there!? He seriously uses an iPad regularly on the show... printed tweets... I mean, am I the only one who sees this as odd.

[@PioneerCinema1]

that's what i was thinking like a year ago....

[@gabriellemelchor6891]

If you pause it at 2:47, there's no print on the card.

[@rmangus30]

Does that... make you mad?

[@sUmmEr105]

Gabrielle Melchor actually the tweets are in fact printed on there lol, it's just very faint. Pause at 2:46

[@atwajesper9434]

Maybe they just wanna keep it old school. Cards on TV are kinda part of the picture. If they replace the cards with the iPad then maybe they would have to do the same in the Thank you Notes segment. Do people still send out thank you notes btw?

[@tonyeah]

the pill thing is so accurate, i do it all the time. but it's more of a habit from when i was a kid and i didn't wanna get the nasty taste of paracetamol on my tongue, now i just kinda do it for every pill.

[@Suebee29]

Quest has the best laugh! :D

[@MaiCohWolf]

I hate that anytime I watch one of these videos I have to skip about 30 seconds ahead because he does the same long-ass intro every time. (But I still love you Jimmy!) #MakesMeMad

[@jp3813]

Not in this one b/c it's part 2. lol

[@marioisnumberone5340]

You could've write your comment in part 1, not in this one. Honestly, the video continues at 0:00.

[@alys7262]

Why do dads always refer to taking care of their kids as babysitting?😂

[@MrStensnask]

I love it when Higgins makes fart noises..!

[@SteelRaider17]

They read THREE TWEETS in 3 minutes. THE HELL, BRO? Smh

[@cochise82]

Higgins is great

[@12mygianni]

i hate his sidekick #makesmemad

[@JasleenKaur326]

MJ Fan me too

[@denisebracken5921]

5

[@TheEpicQuestion]

+MJ Fan If Higgins wasn't apart of the show it wouldn't be like it is now. He plays a big part in the writing & production of the show itself, on top of being the announcer. I personally like Higgins. But to each their own. Cheers.

[@puffoffluffedair543]

The pill thing is what I do 😂😂😂

[@adiadv10]

ROFL at the pill thing. I must drive people crazy who aren't chronically pill-swallowing impaired like me!

[@prestonrty8279]

2:17 When even the drummer can't resist laughing...

[@marioisnumberone5340]

2:19*

[@amandanies3174]

Love the random fart after the pill swallow.

[@victoriasunshine4033]

my mom makes bett crocker brownies and for some reason everyone always compliments her about them lol

[@theoriginaleb9616]

2:34 This has always bugged the living crap out of me!! Women say “let me see if my husband can watch the kids” before they can make plans. Like, whatever the husband has going on automatically takes precedence, regardless of what either parent is doing. And when the kids’ dad is responsible for them, it’s called “babysitting.” WTF?? “Dr. Clark, we scheduled the patient for surgery at 8am tomorrow.” Dr. Clark, THE SURGEON, replies “let me see if my husband can watch the kids.” And the husband is a stay-at-home dad. 😑 No, I’m not a feminist. And yes, I’m a mom. I raised my son alone until I got married when he was 14. By then, my son was old enough to stay home alone. But my husband and I discussed our options (as a couple or single) and then decided what we’d do - neither one of us considered our own plans to be more important than the other’s, unless one was work-related and the other social. We made those decisions together. It shouldn’t be a given that one parent (male or female) is responsible for the kids unless they ASK the other parent to “babysit.” (And I’m not only referring to cis, hetero couples.)

[@tbrown9328]

I'm curious to know why you felt compelled to tell everyone you're NOT a feminist..... while talking about an issue that relates back to feminism???? You're a woman... and a mom.... but you don't consider yourself a feminist? Idk how else to say this but you sound ridiculous.... kinda stupid honestly.

[@jm7325]

when people YANK out my headphones #makesmemad

[@bela15216]

Fear the batterwitch!

[@DavidB1984]

Higgins kills me.

[@StephanieBDias]

I do that when I swallow pills too.. hahaha

[@Xakslied]

i got it from food and wine mag lmfao

[@trinidad300]

Haters give you those salty looks *Lawrys* Keep making America laugh Jimmy

[@dedmansurfing]

adlibs are funny

[@CouchKiwi]

Why watch and just deliver negativity??

[@Calida]

Your mom... ahahaha~~ so funny xD

[@marioisnumberone5340]

It makes me mad when it's Sunday today(again).

[@alohawaiian8583]

His laugh though

[@theowhowe83]

The sidekick, whatever his name is, reminds me of an imitation Andy Richter

[@br0mbie]

That's exactly how I take pills. 😳

[@NickRoman]

You will address me as father or sir!

[@muzicismyescape1353]

That pill thing could've been worse is not only does she whip her head back, but slaps the sides of her throat to help it go down... ever seen people do that?

[@ianscully8479]

When higgins won't shut up and makes you skip tons of tweets #MakesMeMad

[@kit2770]

I wanna joke around w Steve Higgins. It looks fun.

[@MinnieMouse8270262]

That last one would be so bogus tho foreal lmao

[@marioisnumberone5340]

HILARIOUS!!!! I would say that if it was 4:45... Then maybe Jimmy would continue reading his tweets! Sorry, this video should've been one clip so I better watch both parts.

[@neontreesblacksky]

The pill thing is House style. :D

[@singhpriyanka0210]

I take pills like that. What’s wrong in that 😄🙈

[@marioisnumberone5340]

2:19 I like Questlove's laugh!

[@ltm3368]

It #MakesMeMad when people lick their fingers to turn book pages. Like, you're getting your saliva on every corner of my book, just let me turn the damn page haha

[@johnlawless7409]

Every time Higgins opens his mouth #MakesMeMad

[@MystiqueHorizon]

my mom does the pill swallow head whip thing too!! even when the pills are TINY! 😂😂😂

[@thomaswilkinson1685]

Jimmy Fallon you so funny i follow on interview

[@kelliehorn1082]

I totally take pills like that!!

[@katherinenyberg7891]

I can relate to the last one because anytime my ex husband had to spend time with his daughters he referred to it as "babysitting for me" #makesmemad

[@bandithunta3040]

when ever my dad watches a movie with me he says what just happand what did the do? WE DOND NO!! hashtag kill me now

[@xoxojessiexoxotix]

I loooove Higgins

[@diehardrvdfan22]

He is a guy who literally gets paid to just be himself, how can you not respect that?

[@xchiaroscura]

Can Higgins just provide the sound effects for my life?

[@laurabillow6031]

my mom does the pill thing too 😂

[@evilgreenchef8804]

OH Man That just made me laugh so hard >;-P

[@FarhatC28]

2 years later he said that cheesecake story again using the Bon Appetite mag instead -.-

[@benjaminthomas1682]

give it another 2 years and it will be gourmet magazine -.-

[@eddiem2981]

Seemed like he just forgot what the magazine was called.

[@saanekumary]

Farhat C yep I've been binge watching these and I was about to comment that

[@gnrtoise]

yep! phoebe's grandmother used the nestle recipe for chocolate chip cookies and pretended it was her own

[@mrstenpin]

Farhat C I

[@madditrey9794]

My parents are really loud chewers so I constantly start loud conversation to avoid the sound of their food rolling around in their mouths....

[@MrJeffDrach]

just do the hastags! all this messing around is annoying

[@nickrigdon8883]

The messing around is the best part.

[@phero2]

The sad realization that their audience is more fun.

[@MoeMentos]

You don't know nothin'

[@marioisnumberone5340]

I need to finish watching this. Since when they put jokes too long in part 1, I better continue watching with this.

[@marioisnumberone5340]

What makes me mad is that people say they split this in 2 parts! According to my agreement, I want this to be a full clip!

[@treetrain]

Quest's laugh is true joy. only Ron Funches may have a better laugh than him lol but they are both such joy