Hat in Time: Battle Royale

[@failboat]

Thank you to everyone who sent me their panicking Snatcher arts! TwiliAstrals was the one I chose for the job in the end twitter.com/TwiliAstral/status/1130142166867677184 \o\ /o/

[@lamp3804]

i suppose you SNATCHED the right one eh?

[@krystalizeddoofus]

Doge Tube May I show you the way out?

[@sirsponge9633]

Hat kidotex

[@pika273]

BOOP PECK

[@Harusolos]

SELENITYY WATCHED IT

[@indecisive_v]

_"Hi!"_ _"Nope!"_ _"PECK!"_ Such a meaningful conversation.

[@aarroyo1988]

I’m gonna shed a tear :(

[@fabanano6158]

Yea

[@Deltater]

What a beatiful conversation

[@michaelhinton8530]

DJ Grooves: *Comes out of nowhere* DAAARLING!

[@Mostsillyguy]

“Damn, i got that- FANUM IN MY SYSTEM!” - The guy that was waiting in 2024, for an another one, or still on a mental asylum.

[@justadog8011]

Failboat: **Summons the power of 50 children in hats** The Conductor: With all thes- The children: *P E C K*

[@Spraxinator]

Snatcher, was killed by profanity

[@cookiedroids_alt2196]

@@Spraxinator OMFG LOL

[@behgaming1]

Conductor: yes... NOW I SHALL LEAD MY ARMY OF PECK-

[@AbsoluteDingus709]

4:54 Snatcher: Did you just color me Blue with my Own attack? Everyone else: * *_Confetti Noises_* *

[@dbmd9915]

Hat Kids: *Makes Dramatic Music With It*

[@sheeplecomestolife]

*PECK*

[@silviadavila8434]

Thats me want Terraria

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

Failboat: *dies of cuteness and wheeze*

[@Fire.....]

*BOOP*

[@cosmicmemelord]

"Mafia will teach girl lesson" *sees 50 girls* *MAFIA NOT READY FOR THIS*

[@q8k169]

Fusion GameLord mafia: this is not how mafia work

[@justadog8011]

Agreed.

[@Bananappleboy]

Who would win 1 million Blue Shirted criminals that are part of a world wide Mafia. Some 50 9-year olds that wear top hats and kill people with umbrellas.

[@andrewscalisi3483]

MAFIA IS DED

[@gone_blank]

Hat kid: boop!

[@ChristopherMoom]

Mustache Girl: **Sweats nervously**

[@sienna4642]

Queen Vanessa: *locks herself in the bathroom*

[@saamjaza1742]

:Empress *shuts the down the store*

[@dominatornh981]

Snatcher: Uh, kids, want to make a deal?

[@ashtonybro]

DJ Grooves: *Oh pe-*

[@tutudraws2]

The Conducter : With All Of These 50 Lassies I Will Make The best Bird Movie In The History

[@Smuggzyyy]

Snatcher: Did you just color me blue with my own attack? Hat Children: *ANGRY CONFETTI NOISES*

[@rainbowbeetle]

Failboat: HAHASGSCCSJDBDBF

[@curiouscreator8806]

(shoots party popper in his face)

[@Dabaugh15]

No its ANGERY CONFETTI NOISES

[@isaiahfleck5754]

Snatcher: Did you just color me blue with my own atta- BLARING CRINGE CONFETTI NOISES

[@WizzyWizWizzy]

Snatcher: Please *huff have mercy.... 50 Hat Kids: *PECK*

[@seantaggart7382]

50 hatkids go on top of snachter **AHHHHJHHJ**

[@SomeGuyNamedDezecra]

A PECK IN TIME

[@AAhmou]

That one single hate kid: Muerrderr

[@duckspy6846]

peckyou

[@heathchisenhall1732]

BOOP

[@rosykindbunny1313]

4:57 Raw footage of all the kids Snatcher gave contracts to throwing him a birthday party.

[@Dalister]

BFFFFTTTT (Confetti noises))

[@Iggy30874]

My favourite game, _A Hat in Time: _*_HATTLE ROYALE_*

[@Actvontact]

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[@Iggy30874]

Thank you for the heart!

[@Oren_is_tired]

Is he ganna make a part to bot this name

[@Oren_is_tired]

Part 2

[@bluesteele5786]

Damnit. And I thought I was sooo clever when I was gonna comment this.

[@curiouscreator8806]

0:01 Failboat: “What’s up Fyrus?” Fyrus: “Oh hi!” Failboat: “Oh hi there!” Also Failboat: “Nope!” Fyrus: “PECK!”

[@goabmeal]

Literally every boss: *sweats profusely*

[@SomeGuyNamedDezecra]

Peck it

[@Mel0nCake404]

B o o p

[@loganeliaudett2063]

4:50 Snatcher:did you just color me blue The hat kid army:(confeti noices)

[@leem9196]

Fail: **dies**

[@izzybluejay2379]

Congratulations, Snatcher!! You are screwed!

[@seekndemolish4265]

Snatcher: Time to kill that kiddo *sees 50 kiddos* Snatcher: I DON'T REMEMBER MAKING THAT MANY CONTRACTS!

[@mrsmartypants1987]

Your profile pic tho....

[@mlgdragon1029]

Snatcher’s nightmare

[@novagd3499]

Man I was there as snatcher and my mind went “boop”

[@seantaggart7382]

@@novagd3499 i would sulk away

[@317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq]

The Snatcher makes extra contracts. He signs contracts in his sleep. He doesn’t even sleep. The Snatcher is all contracts, 27/7, year round. It’s his life.

[@bluekirby_64]

"That Thanos snap was very effective" *3 hours later* (player) has left the online party... (player) has left the online party... (player) has left the online party... (player) has left the online party... (player) has left the online party...

[@nightrocc3997]

Fyrus: O Hai! Failboat: Nope! Fyrus: *PECK >:(*

[@hatgirl9992]

:3

[@unheardydkearts1064]

@@hatgirl9992 Boo!

[@jaydentt]

*PECK*

[@sanswithagun7368]

BOOOP

[@Smuggzyyy]

@@hatgirl9992 O Hai!

[@rickbrian9070]

4:54 “Did you just color me blue with my own attack?” *Cheering in background* Congratulations you figured out that you are about to die! Well done!

[@dbmd9915]

*this sounds like dramatic music*

[@GabrielLopez-fj7mo]

Then suddendly: W H E E Z E

[@foozlebagel7488]

4:58 failboat actually dies

[@leyzafool]

D E A T H

[@rainbowbeetle]

**failboat dying**

[@dominatornh981]

First there was Minecraft Hunger Games. Then came PUBG. Next, Fortnite. Tetris 99 came soon after. But now, the best of all of these games has been combined into the culmination of all that is good. A Hat in Time Battle Royale.

[@GrumpySylveon]

You forgot about the best one. Kirby battle royal

[@zinthite3108]

H1z1

[@pericorey]

Hey its you from dimentio with lyrics

[@dominatornh981]

specter pikmin yep. I’m on a lot of Man on the Internet and Failboat videos. You have very good taste if you watch both of those guys.

[@pericorey]

@@dominatornh981 well i do

[@RayStinky]

every single player in the failboat Hat In Time server: Bosses: **CONFUSED SCREAMING**

[@shirosocool2938]

Ray more like **SCREAM OF FEAR**

[@ocuniverse2191]

Insert boss here: I knew I would be fighting Hat Kid, but this?! All Players: *T-Posing*

[@izzybluejay2379]

Moustache Girl: Wait, how many time pieces are there? Mafia: Mafia really need more men for this... Conductor: HOW THE PECK DID I GET FIFTY LASSIES ON MY HANDS!!! DJ Grooves: It's okay darling, and darling, and darling, and darling, and darling, and darling, and darling, and- Snatcher: IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE! If only I had fifty contracts... Queen Vanessa: NOPE! (Locks herself upstairs)

[@Kirbyofthekirby]

@@izzybluejay2379 those are the reactions of the bosses on a hat in time to 50 hat kids

[@Kirbyofthekirby]

Snatcher: did you just color me blue with my own attack? Everyone: Confentie noises Snatcher: what the heck After fighting Snatcher: please.....have Mercy Everyone: BOOP BOOP BOOP

[@angeliqueoropel3968]

Snatcher: please... Have.. mercy... Hat kids: ah shoot, here we boop again...

[@Crushash]

Ah Peck, here we go again

[@hatgirl9992]

PECK!

[@unheardydkearts1064]

@@hatgirl9992 PECK YOU, YOU HAT WEARING PUNK! *Covers mouth* Oh peck......😰

[@justadog8011]

Oh no.

[@WYKLO]

**Awww PECK! here we BOOP again**

[@OctoJay]

4:57 fail just dies (btw that cough laugh)

[@failboat]

​\o\ DANCIN /o/

[@sienna4642]

*DANCE*

[@ElnoMedico]

Peck

[@DeskyFanny]

B O O P G O E S B O O P Y B O O P

[@Crushash]

Dancing what clears my soul

[@WholesomeDemonKastis_a_shlump]

*Get up on the floor*

[@kira3568]

Peck: it's a universal tern that can mean almost anything, whether it be an insult, a war cry, or perhaps even a shout of justice

[@izzybluejay2379]

In this case, a swear word. Only as of now used by a Scottish bird(?) and a precious cinnamon roll in a top hat.

[@curiouscreator8806]

Cursing = Peck

[@noviancasper]

Peck peck... peck PECK. PeCK, pECK. peck

[@imaginenothavingacreativename]

5:32 _p-please...have mercy!_ **boop** **Boop** **BOop** **BOOp** *_*BOOP*_* 😂

[@Edveeeeen]

Snatcher: Time to catch anothe- *sees 50 hat kids* Also Snatcher: O h l o r d

[@MCR57_YT]

And knuckles

[@Syn523]

@@MCR57_YT BOYAH

[@MCR57_YT]

I forgot this comment existed

[@ineedalife1066]

"no matter where I look, it's just boop" - Failboat 2019

[@barksanddreams2234]

*A Hat In Time: A Pecking Good Hattle Royale*

[@minisoul01]

Snatcher: How about we team up Mustache Girl: sounds like a plan Hat Kid: NO TEAMING ALLOWED "Snatcher and Mustache Girl have been Banned"

[@ryan_1314]

the failboat discord when Dan posts a new video: 0:12

[@kati.f]

I can verify that this is true

[@curiouscreator8806]

I don’t have a Hat in Time unfortunately

[@animusharmony9092]

6:04 When I locate the BEANS

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

No matter where i look its just boop

[@uniursh0329]

Snatched: Did you just color me blue with my own attack? Hat kids: *FWEEEEE*

[@amxterxsu138]

"Did you just colour me blue with my own attack?" PFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@pokemonultraz1262]

That happened in video while i was reading your comment

[@amxterxsu138]

@@pokemonultraz1262 oof

[@Skelephobia.]

I swear I died for laughter at that part.

[@openinginawe5518]

The Space Ship exploded later. Also The Snatcher *Help... Me*

[@rairu4472]

"Did you just color me blue with my own attack?" *T O O O O T*

[@unclegarf7366]

Where we dropping lassie

[@echofox56]

PECKNECK ISLAND

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

BoopWorld

[@serbiamp4]

To the church

[@sixteentheweeb3277]

*Tilty Metro*

[@unclegarf7366]

Wow I never expected this many likes

[@alanmichaelstudios9776]

4:30 Failboat: your contract has expired! Everyone in the game playing with failboat: this video has expired!!!

[@leevkop8229]

1:40 'Down with the...' Me: *sickness* OOOOH WAH-AH-AH-AH

[@alejandroreisch4829]

Literally Every Boss: *Defeats one of the Hat Kid* 50 Hat Kids: *Hat Kids want to know your ubication.*

[@GraysBlock]

One of the most serious bosses in A Hat In Time: exists Hat Kids: BOOP! PECK! CONFETTI! Boss: OWO

[@serbiamp4]

r/fbiopenup

[@Mel0nCake404]

D a r l i n g

[@serbiamp4]

@@Mel0nCake404 l a s s i e

[@Mel0nCake404]

@@serbiamp4 D o w n w i t h t h e m a f i a

[@jenapher97]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@Skelephobia.]

Oh dear lord I freaking died of laughter during the entire Snatcher fight. It was hard to not feel bad for him, honestly. Having at least 20 or more kids screaming "PECK!" in your face would certainly be painful.

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

They are 50

[@MaximG.]

5:57 - And who are neighbors? *A PLANET?*

[@serbiamp4]

*_Earth, Mars and Venus are typing_*

[@chaoscontroller316]

The amount of coordination required to boop as a unit is mind-blowing.

[@StickMaster500]

Hatnite: Battle Royale (Smug Dancin' Edition)

[@chaos_blue1089]

It's the legend himself

[@serbiamp4]

Hatcraft Boop Games

[@Quinn3151]

4:55 Snatcher:Did u just color me blue with my own attack? 50 random kids:party noises *wierd failboat noises*

[@kallyj3008]

We have Splatoon squidparty Smash ultimate party And now.. HAT IN TIME PARTY

[@protoss3548]

Dj Gorves Hears 50 Pecks / Dj Gorves : DARLIN- / * Sees 50 Hat kids * Dj Groves : Why are We Still here Just to Suffer?

[@VitorKujo2410]

Hat kid:hi! Another hat kid:nope! Hat kid: *PECK!*

[@mailichy2242]

4:56 *BEST PART OF THIS VIDEO* do more of this hat in time

[@sheeplecomestolife]

"I'm s-so weak... " *AWESOME* *OH MY GOSH*

[@deadendurance8711]

0:59 SpongeBob:Here I present to you the pretty patties Mr. Krabs

[@amog8235]

GREAT BARRIER REEF! THAT PATTY IS SPOILED!!

[@racheltheoctoling5708]

Snatcher: "Did you just color me blue with my own attack?" *BVVVVVV* x2 Snatcher: "Could you not?" *BVVVVVV* "Excuse me!" *BVVVVVV* "I'm trying to say something very important!" *BLEHHHH* "Oh forget it." *BVVVVVV* "OK OK ENOUGH ALREADY! I GIVE UP!" *AWESOME.*

[@randomwolf3841]

4:52 “Did you just color me blue with my own attack?” Everyone: Confetti noise Me: Dying to laughter 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@bagel4943]

This is more intense than Endgame

[@sienna4642]

You heard of Moom Flad Walc but now there’s *BALLTLE ROYALE*

[@TentaCole]

Well, that was pretty epic. By the way, if you can’t hear it, “Frosty the Snowman” was playing during the Ice Hat bit.

[@ashetheanimator1225]

4:00 made me laugh so hard I nearly fell out of my chair! Seriously "hEy?! wHeReS gUy fiEri?!"

[@tiffanywhitney9501]

"I want this to look like a Lucas on quick-play" That was such a good one-liner

[@diavolosteddy7594]

“Did you just colour me blue with my own attack?!” *CONFETTI NOISE* WHEeeZeE

[@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294]

BOOP

[@thebluappled9857]

1:27 when its November first

[@taffysaurus6727]

TheBluApple :D my ears are suffering bc i was full vol headphones

[@matthewtheprep8810]

1:27 **Distorted Frosty the Snowman plays** I couldn't stop laughing at that scene. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thechargedfoxie456yt2]

The problem: there is only enough room in the universe for 1 smug The solution: we have a battle to the death to determine who is the best smug ourselves

[@flamingthoughts8720]

DG Grooves:please dont say the p-e-c-k word 50 Hatkids:PECK!!!!!

[@promellowyeet5039]

4:57 THAT WHEEZE WAS SO GOOD

[@BlazeGalaxy25]

Conductor: congrats- 50 kids: *PECK!* Conductor: ......... Snatcher: please......have mercy...... 50 kids: *BOOP!* Snatcher: ........ 50 kids: *PECK!* Snatcher: kill me

[@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294]

WE WILL BOOP TIL THE END

[@KendoKetsu]

Everybody: PLZ STOP Hat Kids: *BOOP*

[@TiStardust]

*BOOP*

[@hatgirl9992]

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

[@Cloak2005]

BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP

[@nootthezero5508]

50 hat kid exists The carpet:mom pick me up I'm scared

[@plohka1141]

Game: * dramatic zoom-in on boss battle * Everyone: 🎉🎉🎉

[@cavemanjr.8161]

this was the 1st failboat episode i ever watched, and now he has a million subscribers. i will always remember this episode because it showed me the best youtuber ever.

[@sploog]

Me:*hears a *b o o p* in the distance* oh no...

[@ervanitaanwar5402]

A rare footage of a shadow prince getting BOOP'ed by 50 kids swarming around in the dark room. A Hat in Time, 1949, colourized.

[@z3phyr-bun]

4:57 I freakin' lost it and went into a fit of hysterical laughter. I don't know why I thought it was so funny. 😂😂😂

[@sgatcha1443]

2:14 I like how with so many Hat Kids there's only 1 Bow Kid

[@coffeeaddict2609]

Next time, get everyone to boop snatcher XD

[@shadowthehedgehognumber1fan]

Snatcher: please... _huff_ have mercy... Kids: _BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP_

[@clownymoosebean]

Welp. I guess I have to buy this game again for PC. You've convinced me.

[@okruutnik]

*Coronavirus joined to game* Sees 50 hat kids at one game *Coronavirus left the game*

[@Bulbazorio]

Excuse me but what's a "Fortnite" this is clearly best battle royale

[@Pollito_Con_Papas555]

Fornite is a piece of peck

[@seantaggart7382]

@@Pollito_Con_Papas555 nah it's HECK

[@serbiamp4]

What's fortnite? Minecraft's Trash Bin

[@ThatSmartYoutubeUser]

Furtnite is trash like trash like trash this "ripoff" is beauty

[@dtrail3276]

3:59 Now THAT is a toad impression. Good job Failboat.

[@watbot812]

"Guy Fieri, the most elusive platform!" -FailBoat 2019

[@chalkwarrior5542]

4:57 I have NEVER heard daniel laugh like that before

[@captainbup]

YES MY FAVORITE BATTLE ROYALE: A Hat In Time: Battle Royale

[@Skylar̊-g1k]

50 hat kids : BOOP Me: ( sweats ) oh god so much BOOP

[@DeskyFanny]

B O O P G O E S B O O P Y B O O P

[@l.r.4155]

every enemy within a 5 mile radius: **s w e a t s**

[@GreenGergop]

4:56 *ULTIMATE KAZOO*

[@K1ttyGam3r]

Snatcher: Please...*huff*...have mercy... The 50 Hat Kids: *No, we don’t think we will*

[@LynxFTG]

When you're a youtuber with all this power among your viewers..

[@PCubiles]

4:55 they know your style, they know that a sound like that would be great when that happens, that's why they put it unless the dialog isn't shared between people and it was just a coincidence...

[@apteryxciwi]

A hat in time? No A boop online

[@ryaquaza3offical]

4:49 omg it sounds like a turtle and I just can’t XD

[@440hurtz4]

2:00 it sounds like 'bup'

[@GlitchanBlack]

0:30 The single best quote in this video.

[@HaruOkumuraNoir]

A splat in toon.

[@joshchiang5995]

I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long time. That was complete chaos.

[@tedreal2748]

3:29 *fairy tail insentifies*

[@KorliWolf]

1:55 as a picker for amazon, this is what my nightmares sound like

[@samurexatlas7373]

Do this, BUT IN NYAKUZA METRO!!!!!!!

[@Lockedheart0802]

Snatcher: "Did you just color me blue with my own attack?" Hat Kids: (confetti noises) Me and Failboat: (wheezing and laughing at the same time)

[@WitheredFreddo]

Oh Noes Not the Boop clan

[@sleepyssad5064]

4:57 ive never heard this laugh from fail before and i love it like srsly i keep laughing at it no matter what