Hat in Time but I ruin everything

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

"I can't drown, but at least I could pretend for a bit." I love this game and I haven't even played it

[@leonadorendonherrer8479]

Pormpf Spimperton same

[@joshuareyes4434]

psycho post malone

[@strawglicks1624]

You really should, it’s fantastic.

[@crowngamer901]

Same

[@xxthermonuclearbombxx1820]

Here’s the weather: SUBZERO, WE ARE UNDERNEATH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE WITH A 100% CHANCE OF DROWNING! OH GOD THERE GOES SNATCHER.

[@chamuchamupalchamperry6686]

Subzewo we awe undwerneath the arctwic cwircwle with a hundwed percwent chance of dwowning!

[@lilyplays5192]

He's gone. :(

[@Hadaron]

Wavelyte No, not Luke! First he died in Minecraft Hardcore, now here too?

[@f8breaker119]

* Snatchers minions pass by, squished together to form a submarine *

[@lesfa3929]

* snatcher T poses and yeets through the ocean * Snatcher: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*

[@cherrypi5339]

plot twist: the titanic crashing was caused by failboat

[@liopleurodon2000]

The Titanic was the original failboat

[@octolauri1103]

WHY ISNT THIS A STORY

[@ghtjtodhthgdhsgi8238]

It is a fail boat!

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Bunny Lover, *hence his name*

[@goldfish6525]

You do realize a food plot twist isn't supposed to be so obvious.

[@ryan_1314]

0:15 *why we call him failboat:*

[@tinatheamazing]

Quite, we might need some LIFEBOATS here!

[@ArashiOdayakana]

YES

[@TyTvYT]

Hahaha ha ha h a h a h... aaa hhh........ aaa

[@tinatheamazing]

Dont worry, I blocked the door so I can't leave.

[@arandomuser5202]

@@tinatheamazing so did you wet yourself?

[@NashTheEmperor]

Not even a few minutes in and the ship is already down

[@ayshajohnson9104]

The failboat

[@Prisma_Axolotl]

The thumbnail is art.👌🏾

[@shydeuss]

Pure Art at its finest :)

[@Cat_enjoyer9000]

Artiest art ever in the land of art.

[@diegodelamacorra8901]

“... She’s behind me, isn’t she...” “Hewwo”

[@niftyskyblue]

I honestly reminds me of that one scene in Fleeing the complex. All I can think of now is that but with Smug hat kid and the captain.

[@mrmemes7883]

Failboat: I give it 3 acts before we're actually swimming! *Act 3: rock the boat*

[@6pixelkid]

Miss woo have kwilled uws awll

[@davidthepumpkinman7251]

Miss woo have kiwwed us aww*

[@despact3727]

But Why

[@poodoodrilldick7757]

Miss my inswides ar stickwing out of my chess, i hav beem impawled boi a knoif.

[@adja8580]

Oh no, we bwoke a fabwic of weality. Auto-correct, leave me alone.

[@littleprofen2516]

*Awto-cowwect, weeve me awone

[@christinawolfys6482]

Failboat should totally: •Try to capture the seals with the Cappy mod. OwO •Get the playable Mustache Girl mod and use co-op so Hat Kid and Mustache Girl can work together •Find Mustache Girl's backstory book •Find the Captains backstory book •Keep making fun videos. :3 Edit: hmm.. anyone up for "try to capture Queen Vanessa with Cappy and MAYBE not die"? Edit edit: oooo! Try to do Vanessa's Manor with 3x speed! >:3

[@HeartlessAlchemyst]

5:32 "When did boats get so sexualized?" ...Nobody tell him about Kantai Collection

[@miguelv6664]

@JNC sure as hell enjoying that fan service though :P

[@Luzaku_kiss]

Kantai?

[@HeartlessAlchemyst]

@@Luzaku_kiss don’t look it up. Definitely. Whatever you do don’t search KANTAI COLLECTION…

[@sourduck1251]

@@Luzaku_kiss sea warfare, but the ships are anime girls.

[@commandogaming2274]

1:34 “At least there’s no time limit.” ... *That’s called foreshadowing.*

[@pugpiekevin5621]

1 tip for watching failboat don’t watch with a full bladder

[@ToonLinkMaster18]

PugPieKevin You’re right. If you do your full bladder will start laughing too, and it’s very scary to have a sentient bladder.

[@QueenSpade8]

Lol

[@randomrandomson4855]

Did you make that mistake? Lol

[@potatogaming1557]

PugPieKevin I should've read this comment before I started the video.

[@gonchuits]

That would be the Failboat based deathwish.

[@uuunbelievable]

[⚫Failboat endangers the life of many seals and people with out feeling any shame or regret... ...Because he likes pressing buttons.]

[@NathanielBandy]

The New Super Mario Bros music worked great with this lmao

[@diamondmario64]

FIRST to reply to my favorite Mario youtuber's comment! :D

[@OctoesMP4]

Oh my God it really does

[@chrisrockett5897]

Nathaniel. We need you in your amino.

[@seantaggart7382]

THE LORD OF GAMES IN

[@ghostlyyt4949]

a

[@bread8159]

"Oh goodness she is dead. i will hawve to cwean up the blood with a mwop" -Failboat 2018

[@imaginary6896]

The seals are too CUTE

[@archdragon1026]

i agree owo

[@ArashiOdayakana]

*WHERE DID THE DEVS GET THOSE VA'S*

[@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028]

The seals are what is sealing the deal for buying the dlc

[@garfieldunderpants9914]

They put the seal in Seal the Deal

[@lunathedragon1400]

i want a pet seal it must be a seal from seal the deal no other seals just these ones

[@adja8580]

I'm sorry? kzbin.info/www/bejne/gp7aZZ-wn6qkepo

[@ThePingedOne]

What you are looking for is a harp seal, aka marshmallow sea dog.

[@someonethatascended4588]

Eden they’re called *_marshmallow sea dogs_* i have regained my faith in humanity

[@Jetfox967]

I agree

[@teamur57]

"I didn't seen this coming..." *some violans start playing Last Surprise*

[@pengun8683]

Failboat: Dies. Collectibles: **chuckles** I’m in danger.

[@Spunow]

Me when I see hat kid steering the boat: Ha! Thats funny. Me when hat kid sinks to boat: Alexa how do you murder kids for destroying cruise ships?

[@willafran7918]

Hat kid 10 mins before:a none murder, 7 seconds before inpact, hat kid:FAIL R U SURE ABOUT THAT M8, OK AAAAaaa after ship sinks hat kid: PECC

[@seantaggart7382]

@@willafran7918 *peck

[@callmecole_2789]

As a warning to any “first” commenters, I have a metric ton of blue shells at my disposal. (I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, BROTHERS)

[@pickopeko2838]

It’s time O’ clock UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@thecrazedpotatoman]

First.

[@zerokurosa]

mind if i take a few of those? i need to shell some ppl in the face

[@mr.mermit6189]

Yes, we have an entire dimension filled with blue shells at our disposal.

[@DrRank]

The last shell be first, and the first shell be last.

[@st0rmk1ng96]

"I WILL CONSUME EVERY COLLECTIBLE IN THIS GAME."

[@stress1300]

@@TaterVG CONSUME THE HECKEN COLLECTABLES

[@trashfourlife]

*ITS THE TWITWANIC* You failed the boat Failboat..... I need help

[@johnproo9623]

0:29 *O P S E* *W H O P S E*

[@rowlethood3194]

A Hat in Time But Failboat Fails the Boat

[@suuliziathewise8039]

How the titanic sank. 1912 colorized.

[@ChristopherMoom]

Hat In Time: Seal The Deal DLC STD DLC

[@chandelureboi]

Seal The Deal-lc

[@RoscoeMcGillicuddy]

hi chara

[@Resi1ience]

YOU R J O K E S A R E N OT FU N N Y

[@worstillusions4840]

let's not

[@dat0ne821]

That’s a done diddly deal

[@lthomason702]

0:09 That moment when Failboat FAILS his BOAT! Ba-Dum Tsh! XD GATHER THE RAFTS!!

[@marsiie]

schwupsie i *crashed an entire cruise ship*

[@LordTyph]

seals would have eventually done it, let's be real.

[@Turkey_GamingREAL]

Next up hat of time but my family gets murdered

[@thiccpizza8008]

6:55 Da penguin: * snaps his fingers * Thanos: *i don't feel so good*

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Hat Kid's smug face is truly adorable

[@eailyl]

A Hat in Time but the gameplay is enhanced by Mr. Boat

[@Liphyrus]

*_We Hope You Hwave A Gweat Twime Watching FailBoawt!_*

[@DaveGamesVT]

LOL this was definitely one of the weirdest levels I've played in a game, or at least the funniest. You just... wreck the ship. Why? Because. That's why. It wasn't an accident or the result of something else you just... do it. OH WELL!

[@clawcakes]

it was an accident actually, in hat kid's diary she straight-up says she didn't mean to (if my memory's right)

[@jimmyjohnjoejr]

Nah she did it cause of the timepiece on the iceberg

[@supersmily5SS5]

If you've still got a HANKERIN' for Hat In Time stuff, I should remind you there's the Deal part of that DLC as well. It's MUCH harder though, kinda the point. If you're not a perfectionist like me you can probably stomach it.

[@taterbot880]

Real footage of the Titanic never shown before.

[@davidagameboy1235]

Hat kid: (steers the ship) Seals: "Nooo Stoooop! Hat kid continues 5 seconds later DEAD!

[@_zastronaut100]

Back round:rip ship Seal:dance party 7:24

[@regalposture2230]

Failboat managed to destroy not only the ship, but the entire universe as we know it

[@HoneydewBeach]

Failboat: Sits in chair Seals 2 seconds later: pwease hewp us we'we DWOWNING

[@shantaziahill2598]

Snatcher:It's not...entirely your fault kid.It was the iceberg.And all ice is a bad omen!Now go before you freeze to death!If you're going down you're going down my way!

[@gachaania1089]

Failboat FAILING AT DRIVING A BOAT.He really lives up to his name.

[@when1699]

6:47 Moment of silence for the boat boat

[@EBProductionss]

Seal’s for smash

[@Bobb11881]

"What did I just pick up? OH IT'S A BABY!" is never something you wanna hear.

[@requeso5052]

0:50 This is just Titanic again. *My heart will go on plays

[@Stawrfish]

Peace and tranquility :}

[@bleach4295]

S.S. Literally Can’t Sink: *sinks* Captain and Failboat: *my heart will go on intensifies*

[@toonlink5399]

These seals could totally steal my soul if they wanted to.

[@BBQPringlesEnjoyer]

I can’t wait for “A Hat In Time but Snatcher wants me dead”

[@michaeleichler6743]

Girls on a cruise:this is relaxing. Boys on a cruise: 0:14

[@kerbethegodkiller2914]

Failboat: shows the art of buffed seals Me: "pillar man theme intensifies"

[@chalkwarrior5542]

"hat kid [fricking] crashes the boat and recreates the titanic movie.mp4" were my (almost) exact words upon playing this level. fun!

[@barrypayton3898]

Hat kid, the smug dancer and ruler of all buff boys. 🤣🤣🤣 WAIT WHAT IF SHE JUST BENDS DOWN AND GRABS THE GROUND AND PULL UP, WILL SHE JUST FLOAT IN SPACE WITH THE EARTH IN HER HANDS?!?!

[@puppyloverhowler]

0:21 Funniest part of the entire video.

[@KingofLalaland]

In all seriousness those seals have no right to be that adorable.

[@drawician3686]

7:19 if you were to do the would that be Eating a hat?

[@dannychaos6006]

Failboat: *kills everything without feeling bad* Also failboat: *sees a seal* AAA

[@pkpuula9160]

Failboat THANK YOU FOR RAIDING MY BEST FRIEND!! YOU MADE OUR NIGHT THE BEST!! (BTW I’m a boy ya’know) thanks so much!!

[@someone-xk5tc]

The name of the video should be, Failboat plays A Hat In Time but a boat actually fails

[@audinosenpai1436]

"When did boats get so sexualised in today's market?" >jump cut to azur lane

[@YouRuber]

Not even a minute into the video and I already died of laughter xD

[@acornmcron5760]

Failboat: at least there’s no like timer for them, the don’t just like, PEWISH after a certain number of seconds Me: wait for it *snap* *explosion* Failboat:*franticaly* I mean I guess the explosions would definitely speed up the timer if there wasn’t one before. Me: *laughing* called it

[@secondblackjack1051]

4:10 Don't you mean _stick with your _*_puns?_*

[@azatgaming2431]

peace and tranquility

[@Linusavis]

I got A Hat in Time from Humble Bundle but was never really convinced to play it. But you convinced me with your latest videos of this game, gotta thank you, my man! ^^

[@failboat]

Glad to hear! Its a fantastic game!

[@lisagoodman6625]

the seals whenever they see dan coming:oh god run dan:huhuhuhhuuhuhu i love you

[@Smugyrob]

I didn’t even see the ship sink in the background when I first played the level 😂😂😂

[@user-oz2mh1hi4s]

The Captain's face will forever haunt me...anyone agree?

[@ericatrent89]

MAN HOW SURPRISING THAT FAILBOAT CRASHED IT

[@shakenjacob7946]

In the thumbnail, Hat Kid is just like, "Swiggity, swoogity, I have come for dat seal booty."

[@taste5728]

Now your name makes so much more sense!!!

[@sweatbuh]

people on the sunkenboat: 1 star review nearly died failboat: REEEEEEEEEE

[@lilyplays5192]

3:42 When the world is ending around you but you have no days off 😂

[@SandySubway]

Me: please stop eating the life tubes. Also me: NOM NOM. RUBBER MAKE ME STRONG

[@littleprofen2516]

It all makes sense now, HAT KID CAUSED THE TITANIC TO SINK!

[@ghostlyyt4949]

THE BOAT HAS CRASHED

[@dat0ne821]

“Ha! Nobody can ruin something that is TOO glorious!” ~Me (before watching this video)

[@professorlizzard2509]

I love the stwong seal doodle, majestic

[@barksanddreams2234]

So This really broke the ice.

[@boiledlemon3797]

That ship went down with my Bright Future

[@VickyViolet]

Recorder Titanic theme is the only correct and acceptable way to end this video.

[@Skipster991]

1:55 MMMM IS THIS FOOD

[@liopleurodon2000]

Stop clubbing, baby seals

[@norvegicus]

The boat sank so it failed,so it's a FAILBOAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KILL ME

[@loopington]

"Why do the boats have butts" Failbutt Ahahahaha.. im sowwy misstew! I didn't mean to offwend you!

[@Fishystyxx]

thawx fur savring us miss. I doodly dood not mess with da Engoon

[@ShadowKirbyTrolling12345]

Keep up the amazing hilarious work failboat

[@memeyboi934]

I love these A hat in time vids

[@pecked4217]

A failed boat messed up a perfectly fine boat *clap clap clap*

[@MegaChickenfish]

Man I wish I had thought of using the camera to noclip around the level and figure out where the heck to go.

[@WhoTookDin]

Random seal after the crash: wE hOwPe YoU pEwIsH iN a TeWwIbLe FiyUh MiSs-

[@plugfingerintobunghole]

He has the same exact- Me: He has the same exact voice as snatcher! But it's a bit deeper, I do wanna know what happened to snatcher though, He probably stayed in the same box, Haha--- oh hecc my username, don't want failboat to get demonetized.. Pun: The boat failed to stay up... I guess that means... It's a... FAILBOAT. ((Yeah he probably said that throughout the video, but I still find it hilarious.))

[@normaljoe8539]

Failboats level: S H I P. H E C K

[@moreau3757]

You should play the "Hat kid orders a fortnite burger and watches the cashier's epic expression" level

[@itsgideon257]

hat kid: O MI MA MO SID I the captain: NANI?!

[@1NF3CT3DK4ZP3R]

THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE CONDUCTOR

[@snailgirl6]

FailBoat, what did you do?!??!? Last time I take a cruise with you......

[@pbnj1116]

The explosion noise scared me SO MUCH because i had full volume and wasnt looking at the phone Also i dropped my toothbrush into a mented candle. By the brush part.