The Ring Fit Adventure Experience

[@failboat]

SPHICTORY

[@uchita25]

Did you die

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Is your ring fit? (I'm so sorry, I just can't not think of that)

[@pikaoo2412]

Fail...... Are you ok?

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@pikaoo2412 He's a perfectly OK six-year-old in a mid-twenties body. I wouldn't worry.

[@giantsbane2475]

Failboat Yes! To SPHICTORY!

[@jeanwhite4794]

Nintendo is trying to keep their players fit with this so we last longer and buy more of their games.

[@makeda6530]

They're playing the long game on us (๑≖ᴗ≖)

[@turretboi]

There's an official reason. One that i convieneintly cannot remember.

[@thecrazedpotatoman]

@Jordan Tillman no, it's because if gamers get too dummy thicc, the gaming community will be looked down upon.

[@BlackCroft666]

@Jordan Tillman Actually motivating players to move started quite early with pokemon games with an step tracker and the pikachu tamagotchi.

[@bustlingfungus3321]

.Seaside Kingdom Boss wants to know your location.

[@sadtoad250]

The problem: I need a thumbnail The solution: *main character mid blink and intense pain in the background*

[@sadtoad250]

Straw Go these kinds of comments get hearts so...

[@festivepotato3611]

@@sadtoad250 at least ur honest

[@sadtoad250]

Festive Potato honesty is the best policy

[@sebax2056]

*OURSELVES*

[@losninos2811]

"Open up photoshop and make them ourselves"

[@applehead2134]

THE PROBLEM: I'm weak and people at the gym laugh at me when I'm trying to work out. THE SOLUTION: Buy a Nintendo game. AND BECOME STRONK OURSELVES.

[@rosieleaverton]

*_"STRONK"_*

[@CrowIV]

YES

[@novaheartwing6809]

YAS WE SHALL B STRONK

[@lillyuwu4054]

*_stronk intensifies_*

[@jonterrazas7833]

Welcome to the joint lock

[@ChristopherMoom]

Why bother spending loads of money on a gym membership, when you could *_speedrun Ring Fit Adventure and basically do a marathon?_*

[@kirbdabirb5627]

The Legend spoke

[@shadowsnake5133]

@@JBRedux you fool! WHY NOT DO BOTH, AT THE SAME TIME!

[@crazynoob458]

@@shadowsnake5133 I was going to but my controllers drift

[@getmeoutoftheyoutubeservers]

whole new meaning to speedrun edit: correction, mew->new

[@jackpatterson7110]

YEP

[@aegis7225]

"Imagine having so much brand loyalty you buy excersize equipment from a company that makes video games" -Failboat 2019

[@trashfourlife]

Dan: “YOU MASOCHIST” _Flashback to the beginning of the game_ Dan: “I look like an extreme man, just look at my body”

[@siekensou77]

if he overworks himself its all on him...

[@crowngamer901]

Ariana Cochran what does masochist mean?

[@averagememer9373]

@Crown Gamer Pretty sure it means someone who enjoys putting others in pain, somebody correct me if I’m wrong.

[@JackoHeartz]

@@averagememer9373 nah its the opposite

[@averagememer9373]

Oof Also, thank you random citizen!

[@dominatornh981]

Guys, we can track Failboat down now. We know that he lives outside of Canada.

[@seanjohnisee]

He lives in Vermont

[@5tarloid]

Sean Johnisee r/wooooosh

[@chaihill1837]

Oh yeah

[@chronee5390]

We’re one country closer!

[@kwisowofer9872]

Sean Johnisee one step closer

[@as0mn]

Possible title could have been: GROWN MAN EXERCISES IN 2019

[@lobstercat]

I love it

[@biggestguythatiknow]

******************NOT CLICKBAIT*********************

[@DiagonalTanooki]

Thats a preety cool badge you got there

[@diegovane5827]

*EMOTIONAL*

[@tingcraft3920]

Nah it's to unlikely, everyone would believe it's fake or click bait and move on

[@cking4869]

2:37 Moral of the story: Don’t trust people who have scary voices. Only trust people with anime voices

[@danielbrownii3079]

0:23-0:28, the example lady thicc with 2 c's

[@AUNStoppy]

so that means that i can't trust anymore at the police officer?

[@sirscreamethbehemoth780]

Ok, but the ring sounds like movie Sonic to me

[@pattychan3941]

But how about the people with scary anime voices? O.O

[@juniper4267]

"the united states of outside canada" I love it. We should change the name to that!

[@rosieleaverton]

"Where do you live?" "The United States of Outside Canada." "Um..." "Hey, don't judge the name of my beloved country."

[@juniper4267]

Rosie Leaverton it's the one thing missing in history books-- the united states of outside canada

[@Jetfox967]

Yep

[@kwisowofer9872]

USA? Pfft. I live in the USOC

[@nonameworm69]

Are we related ...? I don't know if I'm a snom or not...

[@themg128]

“What a horrible way to find out you died” -Failboat 2019

[@Mattpewr]

"Why do people comment like this" -Me 2019

[@crowngamer901]

"I have no idea." - CrownGamer 2019

[@iceypumpkinhead]

"the floor is always an option" -Me -4509- 2019

[@crowngamer901]

"Holy Failnanas, are you from the future? Where Failboat has become the ruler of the world and changed the English language as we all know it?" - CrownGamer 2019

[@ZBreezee-nb2rl]

(Draugax shoves Ring up his sweaty asshole before kidnapping and fucking Crown Gamer, holding the protagonist trainer captive as she (the trainer) suffers gruesome exercise torture as ring is annaly vored)

[@tbp_entertainment]

Literally flexin' on his enemies.

[@55alegria]

*Ring Fit* "Let me guess, your home?" *Wii fit* "It was... and it was beautiful" The Problem: Videogames cause obsesity because of sedentarism The Solution: Made a videogame to force you to exercices and doing the exercice ourselves... Btw, why do I have Meta Runner vibes?

[@crazyeightball]

*I understood that reference* As for the Meta Runner vibes, it's probably because of the protagonist's flashy outfit

[@tytbmbutterboi6664]

Meta Runner _A man of culture I see_

[@pichuperez9037]

The social training game in meta runner was action packed. *I'm fucking scared about what the fitness game is going to be like*

[@giantsbane2475]

55 Alegría Meta Runner, as in, the show made by Hobo Bro’s? Yes?

[@55alegria]

@@giantsbane2475 yeah, I don't know why though :v

[@sadtoad250]

Going through the dialogue is basically the ultimate vibe check

[@wildheartrazorfang6]

Failboat: Drago!? Me: Wait, does he... no... he can't mean Failboat: *Gets a physical Bakugan* You mean Pyrus Dragonoid? Me: Failboat, you are officially my favorite youtuber

[@Nielssie0420]

Wildheart Razorfang I second this

[@antonymilne1346]

Just that little plastic ball got so much nastalgia

[@kittykat5090]

yes. *y e s .*

[@KitsukoJei]

I still have the original Drago

[@helloiispain5685]

Y E S

[@shmarfle47]

12:07 Did... did the in game character just try to high five a limbless ring?

[@averyloudbirb7504]

Shmarfle 47 Every “high five” is actually just slapping Ring in the face.

[@bondbuapksr4670]

Your sweat is so shin- OUCH!

[@jadaw644]

Mood

[@lukethegamer007]

Failboat loses his mind and body, colorized.

[@zapdragon5942]

Correction: Failboat dies, colourised.

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

"I'll shove this ringcon into my abdomen so far, I'm gonna push it out tomorrow."

[@Ausar0]

It's funny when people underestimate the difficulty settings and then instantly regret it when they realize they need to do 30 squats each time

[@plohka1141]

That intro was fantastic And the game’s intro was super anime. She literally went super saiyan.

[@AutobotTitan]

the only game where you semi-literally can flex on enemies

[@makeda6530]

Gains put 'em in graves!

[@captainveeee]

Failboat: I got 5$ from the switch *Sees failboat holding a $20 canadian bill* Failboat: Ha just kidding its only 1$ usd That conversion rate hits too close to home.

[@end8246]

Who else thinks he’s gonna say the line “Man I’ve already lost 5 pounds!”?

[@M_LikesToStab]

Yes

[@kirbdabirb5627]

Brother

[@ScarletEmber64]

Are we coisins

[@enderjolt8537]

I'm also an Enderboy(wolf)

[@wendyyjokerr3580]

.

[@huntvvr]

“Just leave it to me!” Pulls out knife *yea, this is a great game for kids.*

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

0:00 I just imagine behind the camera a mom and her kid are walking by during this like: “Momma, what’s that guy doing?” “Don’t make eye contact with the crazy man, Timmy. Just keep walking.”

[@danielpike9873]

You should add sound effects every time you step in ring fit

[@Zenith252]

It’s just the spongebob stepping sound

[@syrusgrove8682]

@Tommy da da da da da da da da da da

[@MetalBowl]

Failboat: “look at this 6-pack” (does king k rool taunt)

[@MasacoMike]

Players: It's just a funny game about doing exercises I doubt it's gonna be tiring at all. Game: *_I'm about to ruin this guy's whole career._*

[@apineapple9471]

I’ve literally never seen anyone get to the end of ring fit adventure

[@detrilogue3174]

apparently its a really long game

[@CosplayKitty]

WAIT A MINUTE?! FAILBOAT ACUTALLY WENT OUTSIDE FOR THAT!?

[@niallharrington3636]

no it was green screen

[@CosplayKitty]

@@niallharrington3636 But his feet are in grass...

[@niallharrington3636]

@@CosplayKitty his feet are also green screen

[@sinteleon]

He did go to Target that one time...

[@bigfellathe2nd]

Imagine this happening here in 2020

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

3:30 and here we have Daniel saying he wants Dragaux to cover him in his "influence" 😏

[@RDR2Jammy1337]

Phillippe and Arceus Oh come on, man. XD

[@squibble311]

dont say that again

[@xicision2533]

Go to jail, I won't say again

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

C'mon we were all thinking it

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

I still love this comment and I still stand by it I will not go to jail

[@Eraserball08]

6:18 My mind - “Animal Crossing!”

[@br0k3n_url]

A N I M A L C R O S S I N G

[@supergeekyluigi7651]

Failboat: *Look at this 6 pack, that's right, 6 packs of poptarts* Me: 😂 wow that is relatable

[@N8McKay26]

Pelo

[@Elochuga]

“Tell your chair you love it, tuck it into bed, read it a bedtime story” My ChAiR Is ThE ToIlEt

[@dominicpicone7087]

"It has a nice *ring* to it" I can't even I died

[@DrRank]

"Canada: distance in kilometres, weight in pounds." If you're going to use the metric system, at least be consistent about it!

[@Arcade_Andy]

Me sees 69:Nice Also me seeing failboat about to burn his hair:WAIT NOT NICE

[@donvoltonus8898]

Wait that's illegal.

[@DeadlyBlaze]

"You're not from around here are you?" Chara: *Sweats nervously*

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

DeadlyBlazeMC *................Uhhhhh..... Hiiii...?

[@novaheartwing6809]

Next thing u know its sans that's saying that

[@tartaglia5543]

*i can't escape undertale*

[@mooncatgoddess6406]

flowey: hey i copyrighted that!

[@historicpanda8803]

*"Oh no he's a tsundere too"*

[@John-ub5rk]

Wait a minute. The joycons are just like wii remotes. They have motion plus inside of them!!!

[@crowblack3727]

I love it when people pick the hardest difficultly, not expecting a real work out. And then are asked to do 30 squates in a row to finish hafe the battle

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Dragaux is intimidating. He looks cool

[@ZubOrSoup]

I saw this game being played by RT and I wanted to see failboat doing it, guess it was about time

[@boomerangmaster5674]

Hold on I’m steadying my chicken -Failboat 2019

[@Torkuno]

This... THIS is one of my favorite montages!!! Haven't laughed like this in a long time. Loved it. 10/10. Need more like these.

[@naroxa_yes.4762]

I Like How The Intro Has Mario & Luigi Music, Pokemon Damage Sound Effects, Ring Fit Adventure Attacks, And Final Fantasy Victory Music

[@justanimate7474]

3:19 fail's snap syncronized with the background of the game

[@leegrey6202]

I can't wait to see a GDQ for this game with some huge buff guy coming in to do it

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

Stumbled on this video 2 years late myself. I am mot like super buff but this game looks fun and i am fairly muscular.

[@lucasboi837]

his heartbeat was 69/min I'm gonna just walk away now

[@novaheartwing6809]

Mine was 52

[@Whothehellisstevejobs]

“Your heart rate after you exercise should be somewhere around 120 to 150- just dead- I- I think- I think I’m gonna die.”

[@notapro6430]

4:07 *moments before disaster*

[@littlewolfgirl8707]

11:41 fail kinda looks like his mii 🤡

[@sadtoad250]

FitBoat lets the power of the ring and leg strap consume him and make him *ripped*

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

“#FeelingCuteMightFlatLineLater”

[@kittykat5090]

Failboat's face in the thumbnail is a huge mood

[@somusai]

Wii fit:Who are you? Ring fit:I am you,but better.

[@DonNotDusk]

10:10 Upside-down T-posing to assert maximum dominance

[@aydendobinski1107]

When he said drago I thought he was gonna whip out a beyblade

[@irrelevoice]

Drago is from bakugan tho

[@awesomness6775]

What about Drago Bludvist from How To Train Your Dragon 2?

[@Kwizii]

I though of Malfoy first (yeah it's Draco but in french it's Drago)

[@silvershade313]

Me: *sees him pull out bakugan* Also me: *trying to figure out if that’s an old or a new one thanks to me not getting a good look*

[@commanderruby901]

5:03 Release towards the sphhhTHICCtory

[@phantomthief2311]

The problem: gyms are too crowded and workout channels are nothing but promoting energy drinks The solution: speed run ring fit adventure and do more work than John cena himself

[@CatsRCute902]

"Look at this six pack a six pack of POP TARTS >:0

[@zusatord782]

Tape the rubber chicken under ur foot so every time u lift ur leg it makes a funny scream

[@averagememer9373]

Daniel: You mean this guy? Pyrus Dragonoid? Me: Ah, a man of culture.

[@lymph_]

“I want to watch the sinders M E L T Y O U”

[@stubz702]

This man probability went out in a public space for that intro... *slow claps with gradual speed increase*

[@Flamelance_Accendo]

@3:10 respect for still having a Bakugan toy after so many years. lol

[@galacticfloof]

and a fanbase too :>

[@LockheartCrow]

That intro was perfect, the setup, the eyebrow raise, the kick, _perfect_

[@rosieleaverton]

8:07 Red Hoplin: **whimpers** Me: Aww... my heart.. Failboat: (goes in to kill it (eventually)) Me: No! Why! :, (

[@dexemthewise60]

Oh so now he has dragonoid. Next thing he pulls off his desk: Victory Valtryek

[@nobleerobligeer8095]

4:20 you were smiling you liked that wink didn't you Weed

[@mulch895]

6:18. ANIMAL CROSSING but my heart rate is rapidly increasing as a sentient ring prods me to murder random creatures

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

5:44 I have played the game and I can confirm that you cannot kill enemies with the air blast

[@galaxyjake2726]

I got a Ring Fit Adventure ad right before the video started

[@TainoMoya]

This is awesome. The genuine excitement. I wanna get this.

[@insomniko]

0:08 10/10 push up right there

[@hexagonal69]

I mean, what more can you really expect from a KZbinr who sits in his house all day playing video games?

[@dominatornh981]

Can we please get another full live action video of Dan pretending he’s in an RPG? I would literally pay money to see that.

[@Dumbo-theRat]

An entire live action thing with him and some other youtubers reenacting Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga Now that’s something I wanna see

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

My body is ready. Is yours? (Also weebs boutta get ripped)

[@Diamonddragon275]

8:59 HIS FACE THO

[@EeveeWoot]

6:54 "Lainindisris..." Failboat, 2019

[@Lobro911thephotographer]

11:09 I'm standing up eating Oreos at almost 1:00 A.M.

[@thebaconwarrior7421]

0:10 Imagine what his neighbors think...

[@hexagonal69]

Not just his neighbors, but people just walking by on the street.

[@sadtoad250]

Ring Fit Aventure but movement is pain

[@specs8859]

I like how there is probably just some other college student walking by seeing a dude with a camera, a chair, and some sick dance moves

[@endrendstudios7665]

Now for ExplodingTNT to this in Minecraft.

[@fizzycolalizzie]

2:21 you can unplug the switch but it'll keep going in handheld mode. No escape

[@salty_c7681]

Failboat: drago? You mean this guy? Me: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!!

[@SouthShoreArc]

Ok. If this character is smash dlc. I’ll be okay with that.

[@lobstercat]

I get that we were supposed to be looking at all the stuff in the thumbnail, but the first thing I saw was the Hat Kid shirt.

[@luuz1986]

10:16 The look in his eyes

[@nrquillen654]

If this is called Ring Fit... And a dragon came out of a circle... Like a demonic entity... *Are we missing that one girl?!*

[@_mintely]

Draguax: Appears Pillar Men Theme starts playing

[@wesisnotonfire]

The problem: In need of a thumbnail The dang solution: immense pain in the background while have a character in mid blink

[@crispy_pizzarolls4829]

Who would win, Dragaux or Buff Dedede?

[@CJ_Photo]

Obuffviously King Dedede... I'll see my self out😆👋

[@crispy_pizzarolls4829]

@@CJ_Photo They're both buff bois

[@paperbagsquid9865]

The problem: gyms are closing because of quarantine The solution: MAKE THE GYM OURSELVES

[@jotarokujo9114]

2:43 pillar men theme intensifies

[@BlixerYoshiMiiometryDash]

6:18 The Failboat Video Opening

[@greyscaleadaven]

3:42 *inserts kazoo kid reference here*

[@StoryTeller796]

Fail's changed a lot.

[@LeChamp7]

Why does he look so much younger here 😭 it's only been 2 years

[@StoryTeller796]

@@LeChamp7 The beard. It can make anyone look older.

[@cateyedboy4168]

12:31 69 bpm, it almost seems intentional