Hatchet II Movie Review

[@Go4Bro]

Fun fact when Victor Crowley and Trent are fighting it's more than just Jason versus Leatherface considering that Kane Hodder also did stunts for Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 as Leatherface so it's Leatherface versus Leatherface as well

[@jazzyjones9694]

I spotted Llyod Kaufman at 14:29 😅 "Troma" represent

[@SirRobinBP]

10:55 when Tony Todd asks Danielle if she has an Uncle, was that a reference to Michael Meyers?

[@PitBullPlaysGames]

No

[@castortroy6588]

We need to get Decker over the 1 million subscriber mark ! His channel deserves it and out of all the review channels on KZbin , this has to be one of the best . It's not your average review channel , you can relate to him and he is fucking funny 🙌

[@Lazrael32]

Aiming too small. I say 1 TRILLION!!!! he does deserve WAY more attention.

[@explorinjenkins349]

Whoa, chill. My guy is great, but, low budget horror reviews are a dime a dozen. Dead Meat already cornered the market on this. Decker needs to expand and sell out.

[@dpglounge4900]

Andy too

[@MusingSprite3045]

Here, Here!

[@sebastianemond5313]

Definitely more than a million. Also, I've said it before, but Decker needs a comic book and a movie centered around him.

[@Demonlord4546]

I'm personally enjoying that decker inters himself into the movie, interacting with the characters for his "like and subscribe" bits. Never heard of this series or Candyman before now, excited to see the reviews

[@UlshaRS]

22:48 Out of all the comical zombie ghost kills the least believable thing was the 8-pack on Todd's dismembered torso.

[@screamqueensfan288]

He was pulled out of off his skin. So what's left was only his muscles. Weird kill, but creative.

[@IBESMusic94]

Dude the intro showing the victims of the first film in daylight was so good. Made it feel more real somehow

[@CanadianCyrus]

This movie series does soo much for me with soo little. Just a simple set em up, knock em down in a small swamp area, and yet I can't get enough of the Hatchet/Victor Crowley movies. Also I remember mentioning the Feast Trilogy on one of Deckers Twitch streams and he said he hadn't seen any of them. That definitely needs to be something to make your watch list Decker and anyone else into movies like the Hatchet series.

[@cuylshepherdton7437]

The only good Feast is the first. The sequels are straight garbage.

[@B-Dad]

@@cuylshepherdton7437 Feast 2 is fun. It’s not good but it’s a bunch of fun. #BabyFly #FamilyFunForAll #FeastTrilogy

[@Lava91point0]

Initially it was just your basic "under siege by monsters" plot, it had elements of From Dusk til Dawn, second was ok, little mean spirited but regardless fun, then after watching the 3rd it's like they just gave up on any coherency and were like fk it.@@B-Dad

[@B-Dad]

@@Lava91point0 FAIR!! 😂😂😂👍🏾✌🏾

[@Lava91point0]

@@B-Dad Though the old man wanting to restart humanity, was pretty funny I'll give it that.

[@williemakit2477]

"Mr. Crowley! What they've done to your head?" -Ozzy

[@ptonpc]

I liked the Hatchet series, it didn't take itself too seriously but was well made all things considered. The story was reasonably simple but it works.

[@onispeck7207]

Adam Green had the first 3 planned out from the start and it shows with how much care they're given I loved Victor Crowley too even though some people hated it. The whole franchise is horror comedy done right

[@ptonpc]

@@onispeck7207 Indeed. You could watch the first three as one long continuous film.

[@onispeck7207]

@@ptonpc oh you definitely can. I've had a couple of straight hatchet marathons and they all fit together so well

[@BrentStarling]

What a weird sequel to the story of a kid surviving in the woods after a plane crash.

[@theshape3988]

Finally KZbin notified me you uploaded. I'm a huge fan of all 4 Hatchet movies

[@DeckerShado]

Hooray for occasionally working notifications!

[@wenaolong]

Mr. Clive "Reverend Zombie" Carver offered Trent $1000, a whole $500 up front if he'd fill the shoes of 25-30 people, whom he had just offered each $500 to take a much smaller share of the same risk as a single person would bear alone. If he's not haggling up to at least $3K then he's foolhardy as well as a bad bargainer.

[@darthcinema4262]

Sadly I'm not a fan of these movies, but the Internet Personality with the Best Hair makes the movie tolerable.

[@Shutupbird81]

Wow you’re a lame one 😂😂

[@Shutupbird81]

Go watch avatar nerd😂😂

[@darthcinema4262]

@@Shutupbird81 What's wrong with Avatar Last Airbender? That show is awesome

[@hunterphille1280]

Dude! You're the first KZbinr I've seen who's ever covered these! I love these movies! I got all of them when each came out and spread the good word of Victor to my other movie buds!

[@otaha1988]

Quite honestly your method for liking and subscribing to your video mid-review is amazing. It was both entertaining and reminded me to like the video

[@davebooshty299]

3:50 , Fun to Know ,. It was Filmed by one of Bill Murray's Brothers in that walking around bothering the girl scene.

[@donovandelaney3171]

You can still get lost in the Louisiana Bayou.

[@miguelortiz8350]

I need a horror book narrated by tony todd. My man has the best voice for horror of all time

[@GriffinPilgrim]

Sort of seems like an actual Jason Vorhees vs Candyman fight would be kinda dull. It'd be a few minutes of Jason standing in front of a mirror until it becomes clear he doesn't speak, let alone say "Candyman" three times, the end.

[@thegreatstoneddragon9432]

How about saying "Candyman" 5 times then "Beatlejuice" 3 times and then seeing what happens?

[@GriffinPilgrim]

@@thegreatstoneddragon9432 My guess? That was what caused the Death Stranding world state.

[@willlastnameguy8329]

"Slowly dying to death". What a way to go.

[@salfordnurse]

Danielle Harris aka the original Jamie Lloyd from the Halloween films

[@Jason1975ism]

And that Molly girl on Roseanne that tried to temp David. But they killed her off in the reboot of Roseanne. Maybe the Connors will resurrect her?

[@slutsandguts8146]

I can't wait to see your take on the other movies in the series. The kills get crazy.

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

Kane hodder should've been hired for freddy vs. jason.

[@Godzilla-tu2cd]

Yes

[@sportyjhf5Q]

yea. it sucks. but hey, atleast the other guy did a good jason. props to him.

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

@@sportyjhf5Q I have to disagree ken kirzinger was the worst jason.

[@sportyjhf5Q]

@@bigkmoviesandgames well what particular parts of ken's act didn't you like?

[@envynell1425]

Never lied but atp it still woulda been ass 🙄

[@AngiNërø]

Great to see that you’re, seemingly, in high spirits as of late Decker. Really hitting a groove. Keep it up my dude.

[@187mrsmith]

Anything that has Tony Todd in it gets a viewing from me he's such a underrated actor an fets over looked in tge horror community!

[@MichaelRainey]

Candyman gets overlooked in the horror community?

[@justacrystal567]

OK, I just died watching you pull up the KZbin guidelines. Knowing how the algorithm was not your biggest fan (has to have no sense of humor, bc you’re hilarious!) this killed me!

[@WarhavenSC]

Aha. I knew I recognized that face. Parry Shen (Justin) was in one of my favorite horror flicks, "Dead Scared" (aka The Hazing).

[@just4joebob]

Dude, your production quality and jokes have gotten way tighter over the years! Glad to see it, and happy to be a subscriber.

[@cruisematt8585]

I wish Robert England could have been in this too. He was the best part. Love how you are working in the “like and subscribe “ lol very clever

[@dakid40777]

19:55 you and dead meat sounds alike and this just made me think damn is James off camera dubbing this part lol.motherbleeping chainsaw

[@JerryD9000]

13:40 Ha. I almost forgot. I woulda remembered by the end though.

[@dananichols349]

Hey, Decker, maybe you could do a series of "Friday the 13th" adjacent movies by reviewing movies that were filmed in areas that were adjacent to Camp No-be-bo-sco, where "Friday the 13th" was filmed. So, horror movies that were filmed in Warren County, Sussex County, or norther NJ in general.

[@Goodlordwhatshappeninginthere]

Y'know, I've been watching Decker so long names as ridiculous as "Jack Cracker" are beginning to sound normal to me.

[@brandonjenkins6381]

And chainsaw hands😂

[@castortroy6588]

I was crying laughing when he reviewed a movie and a guys name in it was Dick Warlock 😭🤣

[@angrytheclown801]

I think they underestimate the number of people happy to hunt Victor Crowley willingly. There is always a good percentage of people that do things for the thrill of doing it, Mount Everest springs to mind. And there's also people that would go out there for money hunting a fantasy. You get paid, you get rip roaring drunk after, and you have a funny story dealing with the kook of New Orleans. There would be a larger group than the movie shows.

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Saying "shit," "fuck," and "asshole," talking about drinking urine, mass murder, and excessive gore: perfectly fine. Mentioning childbirth and premarital sex: no money for you! KZbin: where making sense doesn't make dollars.

[@187mrsmith]

Decker deserves so many more subscribers an views the KZbin algorithm loves keeping him an smaller channels down! I wish KZbin would make they guidelines an policies fair 2 all creators an make it clear stop having it only apply 2 certain people an switching every other day!

[@orphanprince5926]

Reverend Zombie; An Uncle perhaps? Marybeth; Yeah, he's the Boogyman. Trust me, you don't want him tagging along, we'd be dead before Victor even got a chance to kill us.

[@eddihurta7173]

I count the way Mr. Zombie dies as a Cenobite reference.

[@face3408]

Fun fact, the boat being named "Cajun Lady" is a reference to a 70's horror film, Gator Bait (available on Shudder)

[@simian01]

In this house we Stan Danielle Harris' eyebrow.

[@maccurtis730]

13:44 Tony Todd first meets Decker.

[@elkskullfilms4524]

DEKER WAS THE KNUCKLES CRACKING AT THE BODY COUNT RISES INTENTIONAL IF NOT THEN DAMN YOUR KNUCKLES HAVE GREAT TIMING

[@TheFrugalVideoGamer]

Both Ed Ackerman and AJ Bowen were in Fewdio horror's "Meat" short, which I recognized both actors from even before seeing the latter in "You're Next"!

[@fulcrum8583]

The title music is the song 'Just one Fix' from Ministry - it's pretty cool, instantly recognizable riff.

[@enjolireyes643]

This review was absolutely awesome! Love that bit regarding the limited ad revenue… this is absolute facts on how you got to get your money!

[@cartooncritique6625]

I've send the 1st and 2nd movie. I'm surprised they made a 4th. 20:58 Plus from what I remember of the movie he's supposed to be a ghost, so hypothetically speaking he could just walk through walls...I guess. :/

[@MatthewWiles-p3o]

15:16 One of those is the fact that he's played by Kane Hodder.

[@Reverend_Sashimi]

Hope that AC repair holds for you guys! It's hot in middle Tennessee, but doubtfully as bad as Texas! Love your channel!

[@Zeddyboi86]

FINALLY!!!!!!!! I've been waiting for you to finish this series since 2016! :)

[@shainewhite2781]

I remembered seeing this film in Cinemax in 2010.

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

Keep em coming decker.

[@QuickAlbumReviews]

The whole skit at 6:43 had me in tears

[@dominichart8181]

Thanks decker i been commenting asking to review the second one im glad been a fan for years

[@thebigtism553]

At 14:30 is that lloyd Kaufman

[@3fingerroll]

looking forward to the rest of the reviews on this series

[@nicksothep8472]

Right, never heard of this franchise, but the fact that ten minutes into the movie the first victim died by being decapitated with his own guts, I'm definitely in, if not a fan already 🏴‍☠️🖤👍🏻 Edit: yeah, definitely a fan, love the gore, the double kill by the double chainsaw was eeepic! According to your final considerations I suppose I'm a gore hound, and I'm alright with it. I watch a lot of different style movies, mostly of the B category though 😅, and in this particular kind of flick i don't care much about the characters, once they're introduced and their traits exposed I'm satisfied, so I'm perfectly fine with the level of commitment I see here, meaning, pushing most of the budget and effort towards effects.

[@Lava91point0]

Oh trust me this franchise is nothing if not gory, the deaths are often drawn out and nonsensically played up, but violent none the less. I dare say, a smidget more so than Toxic Avenger movies.

[@187mrsmith]

Decker loves reviewing the lower budget horror movies cus the bigger 1s stay trying 2 give him trouble an copyrights which sucks but i actually like this franchise tbh

[@elgringo8293]

The summer of chucky still possible decker ?

[@indianajones6687]

I found an old monster movie from 2016 and it’s right up your alley decker I hope you do a review of it it is called terror birds 2016

[@summersammich1324]

Decker. You have to do the "Feast" series. Noone else on KZbin of merit has done it so be the first, and it's right down your alley

[@happycamper4315]

Weird. I just rewatched your first Hatchet review yesterday!

[@thomaskphillips2582]

Love listening to your reviews decker from ireland

[@Thunderybeans]

Another really good video, another funny thoughtful review, and yet another really original way to subscribe and like the video. Genius, I tell you! Pure genius.

[@hopelessedgelord]

Mien Got I was only wondering the other day when you'd get to the sequels...only because id just found out they made at least four of these things

[@TDM1138]

I love Hatchet 2, though sadly it’s probably the last one I really loved. 3 and 4 have moments, but they feel even more bare bones than 2. Is it weird I miss the credits? I used to wait for the little extra trivia or slight insight into the goings on of Decker’s life. Totally understand if they just took extra time, but it was just kinda fun.

[@capitalist5744]

The first jacket review is probs the vid of urs I've watched the most. Very nostalgic

[@yupanquid5538]

Hahaha that Content ID skit really got me. You tell ‘em Decker!!

[@davidalbertobarbozacantu3713]

Thank you Decker, i have been waiting for this video.

[@spencerhering8684]

I was half expecting Chris Hanson to appear when the girl in the video camera said she was 14. I’ll admit I did watch a lot of to catch a predator on tv as a kid

[@danielwalton5385]

I liked the original Hatchet quite a bit but they have a much better grasp on it the direction they wanted to take with this one and it shows. Great stuff Decker and I gotta say I like the way you're dropping the like and subscribe into the videos, don't dwell on it and move along very good my dude.

[@DeckerShado]

I had to bite the bullet and admit that I need to do it if I want the channel to have a better chance at bouncing back, but yeah I only really accepted it when I figured out a way I could do the call to action and still have fun with it.

[@danielwalton5385]

@@DeckerShado I can dig it man. I think the way you're going about it works well and I'm sure it will help your channel growth in the long run

[@SicksThirteen]

Just did a marathon today, was kinda eh on the first one, but with each entry I found myself being more and more intrigued.

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

7:25 Is it really adultery if she's in her death bed?

[@chrisnesbitt8454]

Why are Danielle's eyebrows crooked?

[@Jason1975ism]

I don't care. The woman is beautiful!

[@slutsandguts8146]

Everyone help Decker out by *LIKING* and sharing the video on social media! Comment here, if you did your part.

[@hawkticus_history_corner]

Remember to like at the END of the video to maximize it's effect

[@DeckerShado]

Wait... do likes have differing algorithmic buffs based on the duration of the video watched before liking? I mean, I guess I shouldn't be too surprised, that's not too hard to program.. just the first I've heard of that.

[@hawkticus_history_corner]

@@DeckerShado I heard about that... Last year I believe. I can't necessarily verify it, as I don't have that info, but it certainly would make sense. Now I wish I understood coding better so I could dig a bit

[@happinessdemon9913]

Most of us are horror fans. Maybe end asking us a trivia question. That way the comment section stays active. That's important too

[@slutsandguts8146]

@@DeckerShado I don't believe so. Countless channels pay for likes and comments that start the moment the video is released. This boosts the "momentum" of the video. Have you seen a new Cinemassacre video drop? So many nonsense, duplicated, gibberish comments and likes within seconds of the videos dropping... ahem... allegedly.

[@brandonjenkins6381]

Totally forgot it was Wednesday. Was watching another Decker Shado review when this popped up 😂

[@rickyjkuron5275]

“Have some premarital” (Dollar bill sign appears) “Deep conversations” Lol

[@rotten8423]

I thought the day would never come when you reviewed this movie😂 love the content btw

[@chooka83]

I've been singing biscuits and gravy and chicken since you uploaded this video haha

[@kamakaze1313]

I love how you did the like and subscribe 🤣

[@AmityvilleFan]

14:28 - hey, that's the Troma-Guy!

[@rivergraham8709]

The question you had at 22:00 Minutes, I would have gone with Silent Hill.

[@jacobshort621]

I swear Decker Shado and Maniacal Cinephile should collab

[@yoda908]

This movie is basically the expendables but in the horror slasher genre.

[@Battogami]

The censorship and subscribe jokes were unexpected and pretty damn funny

[@johnnycurrier653]

Just about to watch hatchet 3 review by Decker shadow, can't wait 🤩

[@kurama386able]

hell yeah a review I can get behind

[@dragonninja420]

You should do a review of Bloody Murder & Bloody Murder 2

[@sebastianemond5313]

16:46 - 16:52 Um, feels kinda backwards for the black character in a horror film to encourage splitting up, but given that it's Candyman suggesting it, it's probably just to ensure *the body count rises.*

[@skullyskaric7779]

did you popped the fracture of you're hand deck? 4:25 i becare if i were you i almost broke my hand from popping too much

[@anthonyshultz8413]

Good thing you mentioned about subscribing. Watched a bunch of your videos and forgot.

[@vargaslestrae7900]

"Mutha fuckin' CHAINSAW!" I love the Dead Meat Kill Count reference. James would be proud.

[@harryparsons2750]

James sucks and is literally gay

[@publicserviceannouncements2103]

*The main character always looks intrigued, 🤨 don’t know why...*

[@cruisematt8585]

Yeah I’d be pretty pissed off too if my man was making googly eyes with my nurse while I’m over there dying, of course I’d have to have a man to be pissed off with in the first place lol

[@khurch7564]

The best part of this movie was when Hatchet says, "It's Hatchet'ing time."

[@tthheettrraasshhppiitt]

I love this review. I've been a long time fan but you only get better and better, this one had me cracking up 😂 "Remember to like and subscribe!!" "...what?"

[@forgottenbrother]

Thanks Deck this movie is also a nod to my cousin Robert englund but this just goes and shows you where Freddy Krueger goes for vacation when he's not being a dream demon but hey if you really wanted he was pretty cougar was doing before nightmare on elm Street go back to '80s & watch a little series that was called { V } where you see my cousin Robert Williams & my real mother

[@j4nk3n]

Tony Todd is a literal poster boy for great horror films!

[@harryparsons2750]

Lmao the body still thrusting after his head gets cut off lmfao

[@seanwilkinson7431]

Doesn't this mean Victor Crowley is Pumpkinhead II?