We Took Our *OWN* Blood Test And It Got Weird! (WARNING: BLOOD)

[@Tom_______C98]

The blood spilling ends at 5:33

[@TheSillyPiglet]

Yes, accommodate the weaklings.

[@fragmegrowler]

I thought I could but no, so thanks!

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

Thank you, kind soul!

[@flammincabbages]

Thank you Ben's number 5 fan

[@zylussnumber1fan723]

@@fragmegrowler PUSSY!

[@omicjam]

This video is trott finding out he can only consume air and water

[@jameskilgour387]

Air has dust and pollen in it, so that's probably a no go

[@gagestork]

@@jameskilgour387 And there is a lot of water in Milk , its also used to help grow wheat. so thats a no aswell.

[@tctallon]

Trott = House Plant

[@ThibautVDP]

this comment is fucking beautiful

[@kanders7391]

Water has too many impurities.

[@badgerkins1991]

trott cheats death everytime he eats

[@bigboi8195]

Eat that food...don't die

[@pudetouch]

Thats why Trott filled his vial so quick, his blood was desperate to escape!

[@IneptOrange]

Trotts own blood is allergic to him

[@Casowsky]

@@IneptOrange Perfect score

[@DieVietnameesje95]

(Sen. Med-student here) Please note: It is important to keep in mind that no allergy test can, by itself, determine whether or not a person has allergies and what those allergies are. A doctor will also take into consideration the individual's medical history and other factors. This test is not like a pregnancy test, in which a person is or is not pregnant. The results are not very helpful for predicting the severity of an allergy. Instead, the test gives information about the chance that there is an allergy. Sometimes, different laboratories will use different versions or "brands" of a blood test. This means that test results from various versions of the test may not use the same scale or units of measurement. Hence, it is important to ask the doctor reviewing the test outcomes to put the information in context.

[@nikeeweston]

Dan Doan I knew when Trott mentioned it they did postal crap. It’s nonsense and a bit dangerous

[@MendicantMonkey]

Agreed. Tests are just a tool.

[@bouttolaunchrocket]

What about skin testing? When a drop of the allergen is put onto a small sewing needle sized incision on the skin and the reaction/swelling determines whether or not one is allergic? Are those still about chances or are those definitive?

[@GoodandWholesome4]

bouttolaunchrocket yeah idk what this guy is talking about, dermatologists and others specializing in allergies do skin tests all the time. There are definitely tests for allergies, just not likely to be definite through blood tests

[@stlbum]

@@bouttolaunchrocket skin testing is definitive. Its literally your body reacting to a particular substance.

[@chimcharFinn1203]

Next video: We eat meals of everything we're allergic to Ross has a nice dish Smith has a two course dinner Trott eats a whole buffet bar

[@timokallio-kokko7175]

I think Trott needs to consult his doctor about those results..

[@Trashfire_Nee]

Agreed!

[@VideoSage]

Seriously though, I want a follow up video on this. A retest, a consultation with a doctor, something.

[@UnwovenSleeve]

They seriously don't seem real. I think they must've been messed up somehow

[@Probly_a_sweet_potato]

Unwoven Sleeve they can be real alright. I had to do a bunch of allergy and intolerance tests because I was constantly so unwell for no obvious reason. My official test results came out looking a lot like His. But I had symptoms. Seeing that Trott was surprised at his results, it may mean he does not experience severe, if any, symptoms of allergies or intolerances. Take these results with a grain of salt, but properly done tests can indeed look like his.

[@LifelabTesting]

@@VideoSage Great idea!

[@zacharysnyder2520]

According to the test Trott is dead.

[@Haze33E]

Holy crap how is Trott alive? Also the blood draw would have been much easier if you were very well hydrated.

[@Hamatabo]

haha sex and weed haha

[@limerickgoblin7311]

Pretty suspicious of those results, and the test in general. If there is a maximum score (especially when it comes to allergies), you'd know about it, because you'd be choking to death. Dunno about this one.

[@bitspacemusic]

Also, the small amount of blood is kind of silly. I've had blood drawn for tests several times the last three years and it's always been enough for a few horror movies.

[@middonaitto7090]

Im very sceptical. As someone with a severe allergy to milk, I will go into anaphylactic shock if I have it. So when it states they have an allergy to milk and they claim they have milk all the time it kind of shows the test is kind of bullshit.

[@AkkarinDarkmoor]

100% agree. If trott was truly 100% allergic he'd be dead or at least be in hospital multiple times for anaphylaxis... Theres no way this test is accurate.

[@WayaWolf]

SteelRodent yeah, I’m skeptical of those bloodline test too

[@simmerke1111]

Obviously it isn't a real test. They couldn't possibly test for reactions with that small sample. Not even for one common allergy. They just analyze the blood, which can't give you any sort of reliable data. This test is no better than a random result generator.

[@NibblerPDX]

It's a good thing Trott's diet consists mostly of jism.

[@psychobob3154]

How did Trott survive eating pancakes?!

[@Arazand]

The way Smith farts seem to cause death and desolation whenever he let on rip one would assume he had more intolerances.

[@gregorywhatley9659]

Waiting for the follow up video "WE EAT FOOD WE'RE ALLERGIC TO" And it's just Trott drinking and glass of milk and eating some shreddies Just ignore the chocolate log eating contest they did on a Christmas livestream several years ago, and only had heavy full fat milk to wash it down with. He's definitely a 100 milk allergy guy, he just looks the type Also Ngl though, if I was Trott, I would be super tempted now out of curiosity alone to eat some Plaice, just to find out for sure. Since the milk one's not really been too on the mark. Worst case scenario you get the old dominos shits from it surely?

[@DrDarkheart]

I think Trotts got fucked up

[@jacobgame2757]

When Trott got the 100 for milk I was thinking, well they ate that milk and chocolate log fairly well. I am guessing that these tests are not exactly accurate.

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

I’m allergic to plaice, and intolerant i think, well I throw up so probably. I’d suggest he doesn’t do that.

[@Louiscypher93]

Next video: we have fertility test!

[@nakenmil]

PHHWWOOOOAAAHR DIRTY.

[@chrischurchlow2212]

Think you guys should have got new needles rather than using Turps' old steroid syringes

[@andrewthorpe3377]

I feel the reason Trott never knew his allergies and intolerences, even though he has most of them (according to this), is because he has most of them. If you have a reaction to everything, you don't notice the reaction because it's pretty much a constant state.

[@Zeppy159]

Or it's because he has none of them and the test's a scam

[@bellabellahartzell9840]

As someone with a ton of allergies and intolerences you can have really suttle reactions like a slight itch, sneezing more. It can be hard to identify that you're eating that causes a reaction because of that. Especially if you have another health issue or issues and the reaction or reactions match that/those of the health problem(s). I'm lucky enough the none of my allergies and intolerences are life threatening. I used to follow a special diet to help me not feel like death warmed over but it got really depressing and I had to stop. Nowadays I eat whatever I want and all I have to do is take an allergy pill to keep me feeling right as rain.

[@ideadlift20kg83]

He had HIGH risk allergies which means he'd likely be close to dying eating some of the foods. The test is complete bullshit.

[@RadicalLynx]

as a diabetic who needs to take blood from my fingers multiple times every day, it is legitimately hilarious watching these boys struggle so much. honestly Trott's results make me wonder if he's so much shorter than the other Hats because he's just been chronically malnourished from not being able to digest ANYTHING

[@isleofwren]

"I can't play the violin anymore" HAHAHAH

[@NefariousElasticity]

It actually would be very interesting for a part 2 if they try to test all the things they're allergic or intolerant to and see what stacks up. It'd be a long term project and you'd want to have some diphenhydramine (and probably epinephrine, especially for Trott) on hand, but it'd be a very intriguing video.

[@missyhunt3223]

This was such an accidentally sad video omg poor Trott he’s supposed to starve now

[@domway1661]

With all his gym training it is impossible to beat Trott in a fight. The only way to take him out is to feed him pretty much anything. Powerful exterior, weak interior.

[@fatherofwar1203]

8:37 I love the idea that Trott is drinking a tea as he tells us all he's entirely intolerant.

[@ilimafulgencio5354]

So, a lot of people are saying that this test might not be super reliable since the boys had some extreme allergies that they didn’t know about, but I’ve actually got the same amount as trott and it’s not the usual allergic reactions. Food allergies typically come in forms of stomach problems, sometimes fatigue, and a lot of the time migraines and headaches. The reactions, especially for gluten ones, happen 2-4 days after you eat the things you’re allergic too. Hopefully that helped clear up some questions! Good video idea though bois really enjoyed it!

[@wraithdino1217]

Trott? are you sure you didnt send them a vial of acid because your "blood" reacted with everything

[@Corndog4382]

Trott should do this test again to see if those results are consistent, it seems unlikely.

[@bellabellahartzell9840]

As someone who has also taken the test and had it done multiple times; I can confirm that it is possible to get results like Trott's.

[@DipakRana158]

I would demand a re-test if i was trott. What kind of results are those?!

[@CaaaaamOnYT]

People I have been told this is the percentage chance of intolerance or allergy not directly how severe it is, so if it’s 100 the you should have some sort of reaction to it and if it’s only 5 there is a low likelihood of you having a reaction and the bit where it says reaction is if you do have an allergy or intolerance that’s how bad it is likely to be

[@Red-gb9ty]

They’re really putting there blood sweat and tears to get to a million

[@enigmaPL]

They are 100% making clones of you guys in a lab somewhere, right now.

[@squasher6969]

I think you should retest yourselfs and compare results again, $10 says it will all be different.

[@LB_THE_NINJA]

"Why am I so sweaty?" I ask myself that every 10 minutes, Smith

[@bitofwonderland]

Smith's reaction to doing the blood pricking is me testing my blood sugar all the time as a Diabetic. It is the WORST!

[@zekanner]

Yeah, I have to get IVs occasionally and I pass out every single time XD.

[@TheBloodypete]

Thanks for the warning, just the audio was making me anxious!!! Smith, you are a trooper!! But not as much as Trott, as he should be dead!!! Can we have an update on this in a month?

[@Xilefian]

Ross' quote toward the end there: "The one thing that we're all 100% intolerant against is intolerance itself"

[@theformalmooshroom9147]

Everything in moderation even moderation

[@maciejrejowski4682]

At least Smith won't have to worry about bleeding out any time soon.

[@budjy1]

Please make the follow up video where you make meals out of all your intolerance and allergies, do it, now that's quality content

[@chrisy909]

Smith was so sweaty/nauseous becuase of whats called a Vaso-vagal reaction, (very common, its why people Faint while getting blood drawn), its where your blood pressure rapidly drops due to a strong nerve signal passing through the Vagus nerve. The vagus nerve is what is stimulated in the body to Vomit.

[@ThibautVDP]

Trott's headstone is on pre-order. for that flower pot season pass

[@VideoSage]

I want them to do it again, under different names, just to see if they get the same results.

[@Clockwonk]

How has Trott even lived this long?

[@avnas90]

I'm not so sure about how legitimate the results could be for how little of blood they gave. I don't know much about the medical field but I've had to get blood taken for T4, T3 which is for Gluten allergies. The vial they take of blood for each of those tests is twice the size the boys had to give, and that's one vial for one test, they had to give one vial for about a 100 different tests...I mean something doesn't add up here...

[@callumstammers]

Looked interesting so was going to buy one... Until I saw the price of £229 FOR ONE PERSON

[@Zeppy159]

Good thing you didn't really, seems very much like a scam

[@pokemonteaml]

Hat Films: Trott, Cheater of Death. Smith, Man against Animals. Ross, Semi-Perfect being

[@germyforev4495]

Trott are you mr. burns! Has your body balanced every allergy perfectly to avoid death?

[@MarzMonkey]

"must remain standing while filling vial" *smith promptly takes a seat while still struggling to fill his*

[@elliottgb6161]

do 23&me. I wanna know where you guys descend from

[@ToastedSynapseGaming]

I did it with an old-school test that had a diagonal blade thin as a razor. Advantage: you do bleed enough and with ease. (no need for spinning hands or hot water) Disadvantage: it doesn't have a stopper, so you have to feel the force that you have to apply when poking. Also healing takes a bit longer since it's a longer and deeper cut.

[@Drakonus_]

Smith and Trott prolly got their blood switched on the way

[@andrewmacphie5993]

You guys should definitely do a genetic test for your genealogy. Not necessarily just sequence your genome but do one of the tests like “23 and me” (other genetic ancestry testing kits are available).

[@enceladusmoon3577]

Poor Trotter at least he is not allergic to his beautiful puppy.

[@KyleDB150]

> I'm ok with blood "sqeeze it out of your finger" > nope

[@oomfoof7294]

My dear, sweet Trott, HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?

[@EmilyPwnsYouu]

Loved this. Don’t know how I missed it. Keep up the quality content boiks

[@ateirNO]

Trott just need to stop eating I think

[@samuelmumby7982]

I have a dairy allergy, didn't know for years. Cut out dairy and felt so much better. Looking back I can't think of how I ever dealt with it because I feel so much healthier now.

[@gregorywhatley9659]

Ngl when you guys talked about this on the podcast I was 50/50 on "are they joking?" Cause how does a person make that interesting? - but luckily, Hat films are Aliens from a hive mind planet who as a side effect, just happen to be great entertainers Good video lads

[@XvShadowsvX]

As a rule of thumb there is absolutely no way they could have accurately tested all those allergies from such a small sample, same goes for most other mail order genetic testing. Trott should be melting just looking at food never mind eating it. At least it made for a bloody(heh) hilarious video.

[@IronLegionnaire1]

So what I'm hearing is, if Someone wants to attack trott, you could bring nearly any food

[@Daoibhéar]

Get Lewis to do this, he'd have so many reds and 100s.

[@riouriyankogiema6378]

I question the validity and accuracy of the test there's some huge discrepancies and accuracy comparison to what you talked about and what's marked as do not come in contact with or consume.

[@MrSteveGrey]

I haven't watched Hat Films for a while. When did Ross turn into a stone cold silver fox?! That hair sweep though...

[@Trashfire_Nee]

Apparently he used to dye it! I hope he sticks with the grey though because it works so well for him.

[@spooj95]

Enjoyable and original, nice one. RIP TROUT

[@airmix8169]

12:57 Whatching this from Bali, made me laugh

[@mookiecookie44]

If this don’t get them to 1m subs I don’t know what will!!

[@EctoMorpheus]

Nothing will, and we all know it

[@CombatArmsChannel]

Trott really needs to just accept the bubble boy life at this point

[@rotobracca]

Caesin - pronounced 'kay-sin' its the main compinent of milk and what makes it white

[@simmerke1111]

100 to caesin, 28 to cow milk. Hmm...

[@TheHarleyEvans]

it's also what makes spicy no spicy

[@XvShadowsvX]

@@TheHarleyEvans thats Capsaicin, Different chemical.

[@RedGreene]

​@@XvShadowsvX He said it makes spicy no spicy. I think he means it makes spicy sensations go away. Meaning that he knows what capsaicin is, otherwise he wouldn't have made the connection.

[@thesenate2879]

They don't use bakers yeast in cake. They use baking powder. Bakers yeast is in bread normally

[@C20H25N3O_]

Anyone else think Ross needs to do a hair tutorial?

[@rockinatmidnight]

@@gregorywhatley9659 or fill trott up to pass on his powers.

[@gregorywhatley9659]

@@rockinatmidnight Share the love, why not do both?

[@greensun11]

I’m just like you Smiffy! All the sweats dizziness and nausea from just a little prick, very interesting video!

[@sirbriticus]

These results sound like real BS

[@Nadaters]

intolerance does not equal allergic and allergic does not tell you how severe, so all those "100's" could be completely invisible reactions.

[@ARGhostie]

What the fuck was that fadeout that was so unsettling

[@brutelmagic]

You should do the Ancestry DNA test next, would be an interesting video.

[@Tyork42]

brutelmagic didn’t loads of those tests get tampered with and give people incorrect results

[@nekocekoBiHMK]

Those things are pseudoscience. Sure it might make for a fun video, but idk if paying hundreds of pounds just to get scammed is worth it.

[@wolfrig2000]

As a diabetic I find it so hilarious to watch AlSmiffy struggle with the Lancet needle!

[@holyjain5435]

Should do some inheritance thing

[@aBendorff]

We do these for free in Denmark but i ran out of mine because i was terrified of needles, but this is weirdly making me want to do it again.

[@absolut2013]

As a health professional, I'm finding a lot of this difficult watching

[@RobbieCargilly]

Great video guys, really interesting to see this kind of stuff! I'd love to see more!

[@bobstrubb7431]

Alternative video title: We react to allergens (or not)

[@GigaMex129]

Well this explains why Trott's so short, his body said, "nah, not keeping any of that in here, away with you, go on now, out"

[@bepsi6204]

Poor Craig...

[@JamesW6179]

Someone start a Kickstarter to develop a new type of food so Trott can find out he's allergic to it.

[@Chezumi]

Blood Allergy testing is pretty difficult to accurately read, it's why people who suffer from severe allergies go to a specialist and have scratch tests instead. There's a lot of chance of false positives, and there's no way Trott would be alive if he was allergic to all the things his test says he is. Considering I think he's the healthiest hat films member, the tests sound more than a bit unreliable. It covers a lot of the same things as Canine allergy testing (which my dog has had), and there's warnings all over the internet on how false positives are common, and some genuine allergies are ignored. If you boiks are genuinely concerned, I'd go for scratch testing and find out what you are truly allergic to. Interesting vid tho, and don't worry Smiffy, I can't stand blood drawing needles (fine with piercing ones though) and I had to have two cannulas put in, and blood drawn from a vein in the wrist. Turns out if you're stabbed with needles often enough you grow slightly less afraid of them.

[@SilentFaces]

We now know their weaknesses. Crazy to think Ross all this time have been allergic to horses

[@sjoerdv22]

My bloods boiling!!! From excitement!!!

[@Aecellus]

If any of them are concerned they should talk to their GP, and see if they can get a proper allergy test done at hospital. I have severe allergies I've been hospitalized for multiple times, and I really can't emphasise enough how important diagnosis and proper treatment is for allergies that cause significant discomfort.

[@VideoSage]

I feel like Smith & Trott's blood samples got..

[@MarzMonkey]

Please make a specific meal for each boik in the warehouse and then bring in the porta -shitter when they have digestive issues.

[@kazumrah8944]

We now know their weaknesses muahahahaha

[@obarium]

Smiffy would be an awful diabetic. I have to prick my finger like 5 times a day. Admittedly I never have to squeeze that much blood out

[@moltpong]

All trott can consume is Baker's Yeast lol

[@_iamben__1527]

Thankyou Trott, very cool!

[@diijon]

@Hatfilms, please watch the video on youtube called "Food sensitivity tests: Science or scam?". It'll explain how this can be a scam!

[@thewiccanassassin]

I just looked up how much all three of those items cost. It's pretty much 1,000 plus with taxes.

[@cyte112]

Better show these results to Doctor Simon Clark for a professional interpretation! He has a PhD!

[@oheilthere]

It makes sense that if Trott has bad reactions to wheat and gluten that he would also react poorly to nightshades like tomato. I would love to try this

[@saladdodger4722]

Does this mean Ross is the most geneitcally superior of the three?

[@tierdra9513]

I can't wait for next pancake Day video where trott's stomach implodes from a normal lemon and sugar pancake

[@drfuzzee]

This test seems like bollocks to me but im not going to look any further into it!

[@Robinski000]

Ah, another uneducated comment.

[@drfuzzee]

@@Robinski000 lol

[@theformalmooshroom9147]

@@Robinski000 Ah yes, another person on a high horse that needs to be brought down a peg or two.

[@blackfrogdown]

It will be a miracle if Trott makes it to 1 million subs!