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[@MeAuntieNora]

"I'm just thinking about the lizards that might be around here." Smith. His mind is always on tail.

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

+Me Auntie Nora He really needs to gecko-ver it... o_o

[@theenigmaencoder92]

He does seem a bit cold blooded though...

[@viktorrizov4101]

+Me Auntie Nora Felt really satisfying being the 200-th like.

[@ketchuplad157]

I don't understand this joke, and it's really annoying me. Could someone please explain?

[@MeAuntieNora]

Kim Jong-Un For you, Emperor Almighty, absolutely. "Tail" is a slang term for a human's buttocks, usually female. People who objectify women would say "get some tail" to refer to casual sex. The word "ass" is used almost interchangeably in this sense, if that gives you a better idea of how it's used. The double-entendre simply comes from the fact that lizards have tails. I won't explain my deeper intentions, for risk of ruining the joke, but that's the basis.

[@MrChemicalSIX]

"its 36 degrees , Christ its hot" *Every Australian begins to laugh*

[@spikysumo]

Legitimately laughing in 36 degree heat glory :P

[@williamosterberg4617]

+Mechanicalz Australian here and can verify this, talk to us when its 49 degrees.

[@spikysumo]

+Sneaky Pasta Great fun working in a Trade during an Aussie Summer, isn't it? :p

[@bananamania1124]

+Sneaky Pasta +Mechanicalz Very very true. Its around 35 degrees and I'm wearing a onesie that also covers my feet.

[@douglaslawrie3449]

+Sneaky Pasta 49!?! where was it 49? it was 46 in perth like 20 years ago.

[@didyouironthecatsstuff6033]

Ross: "Pretty epic, eh?" Smith: "Where are the lizards" Ross: "Anyone want to sit on this metal bench?" Trott: "Not really" Smith: "I bet ya there's loads of them" Smith, you never cease to make me laugh.

[@Thegungus]

The Walrus is free......

[@OrangeyChocolate]

+JimJamX In his natural element.

[@em_birch]

+RedWolf Productions Freshwater rivers? :p

[@caveofskarzs1544]

+Emmy Nyan TROUTimus. ;D

[@samk7625]

Salmon boy is back to his homeland

[@achilles2761]

He's swimming upstream like the salmon he is

[@mossfoster5317]

Time to watch the road trip to make myself for get what I just saw after watching Sip's play through of a beginners guide!

[@sophiejackson2227]

wahey same

[@UKTheOmegaPyro]

I saw it yesterday but i'm still depressed from it.

[@supertaco86]

Exactly, I need something happy

[@christofferoff]

Yeah, I saw it yesterday, but half my family are on holiday, and the others were at a Rugby match, so I was home alone for pretty much 3-12. And yeah, watching that stuff and then not having anyone to talk to in a normal conversation afterwards is not nice.

[@mossfoster5317]

SikkoSevenGaming I agree

[@TheSkippy3002]

Loooooool I love how Smith and Ross are up in the front of the car like the parents and trott is in the back like the child

[@FioreFire]

it makes me feel so happy just watching people experiencing new things and having a good time

[@LauraPrincee]

trott looks so ethereal underwater woah

[@angelacapra864]

+Laura Prince like a majestic walrus swimming along... nah we love you trott! XD

[@natalyst]

YAY SMIFFY NIPS! WOOO!!

[@em_birch]

+old .enough Double woo

[@eggo3322]

+Emmy Nyan Triple woo?

[@natalyst]

they're soooo perky

[@eggo3322]

old .enough I hope he sees this. xD

[@DaedraSas]

underwater, smiths eyes appear more open. just me?

[@Nok_Sul]

+Jay VII It's his natural environment. Well, saltwater is, but this is close.

[@DaedraSas]

Shiro Nogitsune gg

[@Efreeti]

+Shiro Nogitsune Savage.

[@nakenmil]

+Shiro Nogitsune rekt.

[@VideoSage]

Oddly I enjoyed this episode more than the Disney one.

[@DarkSheep4]

Just a heads up for any other tourists interested in the Southwestern United States, be sure to take a _good look_ at those "metal benches", before sitting down with your picnic basket. I live in Southern AZ, so it might be a little different up in California or whatever, but those places make great homes for Black Widows. Mostly because of their cheap construction, with those metal tubes supporting them being both hollow and open-ended.

[@Nurr0]

I keep coming back to this video, so good. The section with 'Chase It' is my favourite.

[@MerryLovasz]

A nice treat after a full day of work

[@Me-wx5ik]

That intro... Always get's me pumped up for another episode of this fantastic stuff. Can't wait until the next episode!

[@christianhoffman6279]

10:34 this is why hat films are so great BEST HUMOR

[@Arkiham]

Hats off to the lads, they arent in the best of shape and arent worried about showing their bodies off. so jeal of this holiday

[@SilentFaces]

17:09 great lighting. The 3 lakes thing looks great actually.

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

All these comments on Smith's nips, you see around 16:30? Those rapids are tearing at his trunks to get that crack out!!

[@OrangeyChocolate]

+Absolute Travis T You could park a bicycle in that crack. ;P

[@em_birch]

+Absolute Travis T Oh, you're not the only one who noticed. ;)

[@Jurdelol]

+Emmy Nyan according to your previous comments you're quite the horny little woman aren't you? xD

[@em_birch]

Jur Bergs Eh, I try to maintain a more subtle decorum, but Smith makes me feel awful giddy. He's just so dang cute.

[@Jurdelol]

Emmy Nyan damn xD

[@ookean]

15:27 Smith: "Oi Trott need a hand?" Trott: "Yea thanks" Smith: "Jk lol piss off!"

[@RynsEden]

Ross these vlogs are amazing, congrats, they're awesome!

[@IloveJellow]

more of this man gotta love them travel days.

[@CarolynRae]

That place you stayed looks absolutely gorgeous. Glad to see you guys had fun!

[@nikeeweston]

Amazing editing Ross. Great stuff

[@SgtSoda]

My family and I stayed at River Sierra literally days before the Hatfilms crew got there. It was a nice swim and stay.

[@TrickyDickie]

Oh, do I really have to wait another week. I love watching these.

[@EVH_]

When Trott was underwater he suddenly looked like Ferris Bueller to me for some reason...

[@LPSLover021]

The thumbnail for this is just amazing

[@spoicycaramel]

Here we see smiffy turning fresh water into salt water

[@emmyloneliestcactus9045]

Trott is truly a Trout today.

[@scarredstars8971]

I have been waiting for this vlog for what feels like forever

[@Madamuuu]

I'm in love with the music you guys used throughout this video! It made me believe you guys were ethereal mermaids, not bumpkins splashing around in a river XD.

[@mikedonahue2556]

Every fan fiction ever is coming true on this trip

[@jazzingpanda3190]

Love the irl stuff you guys do, this road trip genuinely seemed amazing and it was really entertaining to watch!

[@ebrach121]

Awww I think that was my favorite one yet. I LOVE these! Thanks for taking the time to edit Rosssss XD I"ll be sad when they're done :/

[@theunicornamerican8964]

Hat Films without their shirts!! Dreams do come true! 😍

[@williambailey8092]

Just seeing these makes me feel alive, you do an amazing job of bringing out the experience hats

[@nikeeweston]

God bless em for all the cameras so they get great vlogs just for us hatters..I LOVE YOU 3 WANKERS

[@CaptainDribble]

Is it me or where the water shots just really satisfying?

[@PierceArner]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who absolutely doesn't get the hype about In N Out.

[@michael741]

now this looks like the life i wanna live. and fair play Ross, amazing editing

[@PurpleBanana073]

And here we see, the Trouttimus, trying to swim up the river to reach it's natural habitat...

[@TheMCFC95]

Totally agree with them about in n out burger! Had one last time I went to USA, wasn't as good as it was hyped up to be!

[@gagemcmazing3342]

It's cool that they visited places I see pretty often. Shame I didn't see them.

[@zeekicus_184]

I actually like these vlogs.

[@xiBoggy]

That is a thumbnail that just keeps on giving

[@IronLegionnaire1]

looks like an awesome, well deserved trip

[@monkeynutz]

Best video for a while by far

[@idontcare947]

Trott returns to his natural element

[@DaveYogs]

I wish other famous youtubers did these kinds of vlogs, Hat Films's vlog are TOP NOTCH APPLE.

[@joefishjones]

Smith in that water is about as elegant as the escalade.

[@jordanhuddo1195]

im sitting here watching other people have fun... time well spent.

[@snurtbruh6076]

This is the best vlog I've ever seen

[@xSkyHigh12]

Omg, the zelda dubstep near the end

[@LiaThePenguinologist]

the connection in my head between these videos and the gta videos is really weird

[@Blacjakproductions]

Good choice on the Escalade.

[@DennisGlowacki]

And this is how Three RIvers turned to salt water.

[@wangaz100]

you guys should come to Australia! it is only spring and its already 32 degrees! maybe come in winter though, it would be more like an English summer that way :)

[@ucrazysquirrel]

Those underwater shots tho. They're like water babies! XD Also looked like a music video. :D

[@maryqwe234]

7:51 Draper on you 👌quality 🎶

[@shearer9999]

Phwoar!!! topless ripped stunt lads in the wild 14:04

[@shearer9999]

+Ben Carter also Trott in a bath with dirty money 17:59

[@razzafrench380]

I Love you guys make my day please don't stop the vlogs they're great :D

[@Andrani]

I never knew just how big the Escalade IS before this video, because the newest cars we've usually afforded are 5+ years old so even a USED Cadi is out of our affordability... All that leg room had to have been REALLY nice.

[@hydorh]

+DraniKitten But 14 MPG, bloody hell that is bad.

[@Andrani]

Average for big cars in America. Our MPG is sucky overall, though.

[@hydorh]

DraniKitten Over in the UK, we've got a fairly large car which could do 70 MPG back in it's prime. I suppose it makes a big difference with manual and automatic (isn't auto cars very popular there?)

[@SeaTimeless]

+0epicrandomguy0 I remember reading stats that said barely ten percent of the cars on the market here are manual. We don't like having to do the extra stuff and most people don't know how to drive manual transmission vehicles, especially in less rural areas.

[@direodogaron886]

+0epicrandomguy0 It should be getting better mileage then that, I wonder if they have 4WD engaged.

[@MichaelJones-jw8dx]

14:36 "As we can see, The Mighty Walrus in its natural habitat..."

[@MrFahrenheit7]

the video 10/10, add the music 12/10. awesome vid guys

[@altifinn]

Ugh this makes me want to go back to Three Rivers ;a; I'll just vicariously live my vacation again through this video I guess.

[@dingdong2031]

"This car is massive!" as a stretch limo drives by 4:25

[@realtalkz3930]

Fantastic thanks for the video looking forward to the next !

[@Rajivrocks-Ltd.]

Salmonboy in his natural habitat. hahaha.

[@justintrovrt494]

It's good to know that Smith will be recognized as a friend and not eaten when the lizard people take over.

[@See_Ell]

There was distressingly little footage of Ross' glorious chest in this. I, er, I mean... great video!

[@DreyedMustard]

Trott's haircut is unusual

[@reidderdevanis2508]

Smith - "Its like 36 degrees outside right now, its bloody hot" Every American - "What?"

[@MattyJMP]

Squad goals

[@Kevin-OC]

Lol damn fun boys. Good stuff. I've been to three rivers, very fun. My wife and I live in AZ now, a lot of cool places here like that.

[@djh4min59]

Ah, the episode we get to see the Sirs shirtless. I mean, what?

[@lionblade2_______501]

ok that last clip from next episodes preview made me burst out laughing. Great fun guys love the America Vlogs

[@reklaw103]

They don't know the classic road trip game. Turning on the other's heated seat without them noticing.

[@void3793]

God i love gopro vlog thingies love em!

[@Ommfgcool]

11:30 Smith's overly manly way of sitting. It's the best.

[@superfinch9070]

I feel like dubbing this episode the episode tumblr has been waiting for!

[@tanchwa3740]

I love the music you guys chose. It reminds me so much of pixeldust. You chaps should really make more music.

[@belleg5101]

ROSS WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO!??

[@Yyyyyyyyyyyy86]

I like how they recreated the Still Dre beat to showcase the car

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

oh god that shirtless scenes, i will never see anything else when i close my eyes.

[@WelshGrey]

the escalade song DEFINITELY wasn't a Still D.R.E clone

[@eilishm8417]

I was thinking the same thing hahahaha

[@ReviewerKid90]

I was honestly hoping for Ross and Smithy to prank each other with their seats heat controls like on Top Gear between Hammond and May.

[@alcxy8563]

AND THE CARDBOARD FRIES ARE MENTIONED! as expected

[@loln00bsify]

8:20 You guys were in Visalia! That's the crappy Central Valley town I live in! No freakin' way! That In-n-Out is ALWAYS busy.

[@bendundidit]

Troutt in his natural environment at Three Rivers. Next week, Troutt in his other natural environment getting rained on.

[@leedawg5208]

They should re-create their USA Roadtrip in GTA V....

[@OllieSmithWildlifeFilm]

That. Was. Amazing.

[@internetonsetadd]

That was my impression of In-N-Out. It's more or less McDonald's, without the somewhat nasty McDonald's flavoring additive taint to everything.

[@Corndog4382]

The perfect car for a good ol American road trip.

[@ferryvanherk5558]

looks like a load of fun, guys :)

[@seagullbrains]

When river lads become water boys

[@megafish3798]

I pissed myself when I saw the thumbnail.

[@jonnygg6594]

Damn fine job driving on the Garpevine through Tulare Smitty! Props. Should've gone to Tijuana to see the donkey shows! :P

[@squirrellove75]

is wierd watching them drive on roads i have thousands of times

[@LeNunanYT]

Can we thank smith for generously lending Trott one of his many burgandy shirts