Do I have a Brain-Eating Amoeba? (Golf With Your Friends)

[@Greenryan4812]

The content quality breakdown of these golf videos is always 15% gameplay, 20% rage reaction, and 65% talking absolute bollocks. Never stop lads

[@mikehawk3619]

You forgot the 30% politics no one asked for

[@Greenryan4812]

@@mikehawk3619 they are just three guys playing games together. It is natural for the course of discussion to transition from serious to playful subjects. Hard to shy away from the subjects that are so drastically shaping the future too.

[@_Trash_Goblin]

​@@mikehawk3619 You mean politics you don't agree with and are offended by. FTFY

[@ExtraEvilJesus]

I absolutely love how at 0:15 an attempt was made to censor Smiffy shouting 'F*CK!' only for it to come through in the background of Trott or Ross' audio. One day you'll make a fully monetisable video bois, but that day is not today.

[@TaZManianDevilx99]

God watching Ross try to shoot it at the end back to the original platform makes me want to blow my brains out

[@100Peterll]

legendary golf with your friends player Rossperu

[@TylerDaltonShaw]

Crisp Trott blowing out my eardrums is the most action I've gotten this week

[@thelemon0001]

I always make the mistake of leaving my volume on 150% before starting a video...

[@ClaspedDragor]

Loved the zoom on Ross at 12:56

[@PierceArner]

23:46 I still can't hear _"Cap'n Birdseye"_ without thinking of Joe Wilkinson's *insane* poem from 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and cracking into tears of laughter.

[@sonofhades57]

The only cases I've heard of in this country regarding brain-eating amoebas have involved people diving into lakes and getting the little bastards flushed into their sinuses.

[@al145]

Which country? There's several, but yeah, it's generally hicks and rednecks diving into stagnant sewage-filled "swimmin' holes" that are probably corporate factory waste dumping grounds, and someone gets an amoeba and dies horribly because they swam in random ditch water and gaped open all their orifices while doing so because some yankee science nerd from the north aint know no shit about harbardarbar bardar

[@Cerviathrax]

After my brain surgery I had to do nasal flushes daily, can confirm don't use straight tap water, you have to boil some water, let it cool then put some I think it was stylising powder into it then decant into the bottle for use.

[@100Peterll]

you know you can just get saline solutions (water+ 0.9% salt) on regular pharmacies that are made exactly for that type of treatment/cleaning instead of playing breaking bad just to clean your nose, right?

[@Cerviathrax]

@@100Peterll Not for the one I had I'm afraid, the surgery ruptured the blood-brain barrier inside my skull, couldn't risk anything per Drs orders.

[@MeAuntieNora]

@@Cerviathrax That sounds rough buddy, glad you're doing ok/hope for your continuing recovery!

[@vigilantecow]

"How is the amoeba gonna get from the nose to the brain?" ...Very easily

[@MeAuntieNora]

Yeah, this one kinda surprised me from them. Yes, the brain-eating amoeba risk has been sensationalized by the internet and it's so rare that we really shouldn't be overly concerned... but the olfactory bulb is *part of the brain* and is just there at the top of your sinuses. We can smell because our nose is basically part of the brain.

[@vigilantecow]

@@MeAuntieNora Tbf the more I think about this comment the more I think Smith was joking

[@RustyRacer]

My favourite part of these videos is watching them take the same shot that goes out of bounds 5 times in a row

[@riverseverywhere]

Smith being a hollow human shell full of amoebas actually makes a lot of sense, now that I think about it...

[@C_1337]

Smiths exclamations through gritted teeth will always be fucking top notch hilarity 😂

[@carthius]

it's honestly slightly aggravating how they will come close to getting it right with the power and then their next swing for no apparent reason is just way more power than before...

[@MegMyfawnwy]

The lads favourite colours I would have thought were their chosen colours they’re always been known for: Ross - Blue, Smith - Green, Trott - Orange (or Yellow)

[@harrisongill5004]

Gosh I like golf in a digital form with my friends, but not my friends, Hatfilms

[@gerudah]

i thought they were our friends? our real life friends.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

Today we had an ultra-rare Hat Films moment. Smiffy winning a game of GWYF

[@gregorywhatley9659]

lots of highlights in this one true classic episode right here

[@allluri]

12:57 I'd pick rose tinted glasses vision, or sunset orange

[@TechnoGhosty]

the idea of someone being shocked and disgusted by their mate rimming (again) is such a funny scenario to me i dont know why, smith was absolutely on one this session the most outrageously gross things he could think of, brings a tear to my eye

[@Peron1-MC]

4:23 lads weekly XD

[@CookiesAndCremation]

Fun fact, the hit box for your phone keyboard does change slightly based on what it expects you to type next despite it visually not changing :)

[@100Peterll]

Smith, why not just use a regular saline solution to clean your nose? It's literally the most basic thing sold on any pharmacy, not saying you're gonna get "brain amoeba" from tap water but saline solutions are not only safer but better and made for exactly these types of treatments and cleaning.

[@ballinbalgruuf8198]

I mean you're talking to a person who've chugged expired cream, some nasty food dye and inhaled a slug.

[@CaperCafe_]

I will NEVER tire of watching you guys play Golf with your Friends!

[@philiptaylor1621]

Holy shit smith I just got your pun name for your chameleon Huey that's great

[@shanaerichards2130]

How did they know I was falling asleep on my way to work watching this?? 😮

[@Cyrathil]

Having a smart keyboard with letter key sizes mapped to the frequency of their use would be kind of a security nightmare unless we switch over to biometric unlocking for all services, which I'm not massively in favor of. The keys associated with passwords would probably be noticeably larger.

[@positronalpha]

Beside the fact that you should let your password manager handle your password input, typing the random passwords that are unique for each service wouldn't result in any noticeable pattern.

[@Novacification]

Way before it becomes a security issue it would be at the recycling facility because it would be completely unusable. Typing relies on fingers knowing where the letters are. An ever changing keyboard layout would be terrible.

[@datguy6101]

A bit late but I just tried a kitkat chunky biscoff white the boiks tried earlier, pretty good, I'd buy it again if it wasn't by nestle (we've given them plenty of business already).

[@BeartatoTime]

That was a great set of tracks!

[@Flashjackmak]

I was only half-listening but I hope Smith gets better after the illithid in his tap gave him hayfever brain or whatever.

[@XvShadowsvX]

Smith you are supposed to boil tap water for 5 minutes before letting it cool to room temperature before nasal irrigation. We dont really have the brain-eating amoeba but you can end up with sinus and ear infections using untreated water.

[@OfficialKarlBeattie]

Unhinged Troc is my favourite Trop

[@Peron1-MC]

i just realised something. is NeverSoft a dick joke? XD...always hard

[@scottg3192]

New channel HOB Films

[@PresumablyTunes]

Smiffy mate, it's called GOLF with your friends, not FUN with your friends.

[@JakeCusick94]

That zoom in on Ross as Trott tip toe’s closer to getting them cancelled with his color talk got me pretty good 😂

[@Bashnag_gro-Dushnikh]

I can never remember (because I never played it myself) but Neversoft also made Guitar Hero.

[@zeprussia]

Oh my god Id love, LOVEEEEEEEE to watch them play Baldur's Gate 3 sooooooooo much!

[@griptears]

Can’t wait until I’m the next lizard coin millionaire

[@TheWhiteDragon3]

Good Lord, this map is atrocious. Good thing we got commentary from our favorite boiks to go with it.

[@alfredhadesworth9253]

I don't care what Nintendo says, the only Ameebo I care about, is Imperial police.

[@thomastempleman2029]

I went actually golfing my friends to and this was way more entertaining (we had to wait behind a tournament and that shit got very boring).

[@doctorlegs1234]

What a crime that there wasn't a single Eiffel 64 reference

[@ModrunOfficial]

this is not a dinner safe episode

[@thecremeegg]

You guys should play Walkabout Mini Golf!

[@ModrunOfficial]

sounds like the birb has rabies 24:30

[@GrouchyGander]

Agree with Smiffy on the phone keyboard layout needing a change. With my huge fingers, typing "bugger" is a huge risk.

[@ZoeM-00]

The current layout was specifically designs to be the slowest to type on, because typing too fast would jam up typewriters. Unfortunately people just kinda learnt the new layout and became just as fast so...

[@TJPownall]

"By the donzerly light", Trott. Its "by the donzerly light."

[@mustbefitness8308]

Oh. Yea. Best bois

[@Retostl]

Once again losing my shit watching them all run out of shots on a simple hole 😢

[@lukeantonystevens2942]

HOB merch?

[@Vendettan]

WHY do I always EAT while watching these VIDEOS

[@ivyartemis2431]

I've been depressed for the last three days, and somehow after watching this I'm not more depressed

[@kingkuma4112]

It took the Hat Bois 2 minutes and 18 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Smith and the Hat boys were playing Golf With your Friends. The current average is 2 minutes and 21 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.

[@Tom-ev8mk]

Hail the algorithm🙏🏻

[@jakecrouch3615]

I've also been snorting tap water after my meth for quite a while now

[@netwt42oz]

Literally as you were talking about ending bird lives a bird flew into my kitchen window. I ran outside but it flew away too quickly for me 😂

[@AlteredBuzzard]

Do you guys know the definition of Insanity?

[@benives254]

A giant? How tall is the smaffster?

[@ClaspedDragor]

Like 6'4 or something Ross is 6'2 ish and I think trott is 5'8

[@SaintPhoenixx]

This episode is not rated 'dinner safe'. Parental guidance recommended.

[@niknaktom]

Are they ever! And why dont I learn!

[@SaintPhoenixx]

@@niknaktom Once in a blue moon, they treat us to a dinner safe GWYF episode.

[@TheDarthChief]

Reptar bless America

[@FindTheFun]

The brain amoeba's are only in Florida, don't worry.

[@Peron1-MC]

that makes sense from all the stories ive heard XD

[@99baking]

The brain amoeba thing is totally true, i remember reading about a guy that died using a netty pot without using distilled water

[@joeflanagan9659]

Great to be here!!

[@Justsomebiggerman2]

Welcome friend

[@MH-hu5pi]

O M G Ross constantly shooting the same shot. Same strength and direction. Ugh!!

[@misterdayne2792]

Amoeba have nothing on the Scandinavian people. Only 1 Northern has died to amoeba, and that was after foolishly swimming in Thailand!

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

I'm a lizard 🇺🇲

[@johnw9038]

Sorry to break it to you lads but if being independent makes your country a sewer, then your country was never not a sewer.

[@Parafilm1337]

The UK literally has some of the best quality tap water in the world. No brain Amoeba from the tap here.

[@JurijsPastnieks]

Legionnaires' disease cases are not uncommon in the EU and UK there is no such thing as 100% safe tap water. I found a paper about amoebae as well.

[@carstekoch]

​​@@JurijsPastnieks But Legionaire's disease is primarily a lung disease so that's irrelevant and about what kind of amoeba was the paper about? There is an amoeba that lives in fresh water and reaches the brain through the the olfactory nerve. But this kind of amoeba is filtered out in most European tap water systems.

[@Parafilm1337]

@@JurijsPastnieks There are 6 countries in the world with drinking water rated as ‘100’ the UK is one of them. If you want to pour water in your face there isn’t many better places in the world to do it. Nobody is getting Naeglaria or anything from the UK taps.

[@JurijsPastnieks]

@@carstekoch It is not directly relevant to a specific disease, no, but it is impossible to make sure water in massive water network is always pure, is what I meant to say. It was about about film development in pipes and it did not find Naegleria fowleri. I was not willing to read the whole thing at the time, but now I know. Acanthamoeba is the one found in UK.

[@carstekoch]

@@JurijsPastnieks I didn't immediately find the study you are referring to, but given that the chance to get acanthamoeba keratitis in the UK is 1.4 in a million and mainly contracted due to false/negligent use of contact lenses i wouldn't worry too much about getting it through tap water either.

[@ninejdan9]

Hello

[@Viprajagrajag]

I know Smith has always been basically reddit incarnate but that getting shot in America comment really drives that home lol. I'm pretty sure if you opened up his head, his brain would literally be the reddit logo

[@alistairwall5470]

Don't be rude to Reddit like that

[@Jasper_Hill]

Literally yesterday a Walgreens employee shot a shoplifting suspect, she was pregnant, baby was C-section'd 2 months early. Lmao America.

[@rockinatmidnight]

And after this, a kid was shot because he rang the erong doorbell. I don't disagree per se but it's very much a thing 😅

[@EddH613]

I would love to support Hatfilms by buying merch, I could never keep up with the DnD campaign, the shirts scream I WATCH HAT FILMS ASK ME ABOUT IT, I don't want to talk to people haha and the cards would just end up in a draw untouched. My Cheese or Wine shirt was great, it was a bit of fun that didn't scream the creators. A decent quality piece of clothing with a small hat films logo in the top left like you see with say Ralph Lauren would be amazing, or say a hat with a logo but doesn't also have HAT FILMS on it.

[@PossiblyTheBestGamer]

You make these so hard to watch 😢

[@mikehawk3619]

Remember when Hat Films made quality content that didn't involve needles politics? I remember.

[@SyntheticSpy]

There’s basically no politics in this. You’re the one hyper fixating on the like one sentence they said as a joke. Get over it or go watch something else

[@__Raze]

I've been recently binge watching the old GTA videos again, most recently the ones from 7 years ago. Guess what, as always, they were still rampantly political.

[@colemw1]

No, I don't remember that, Smiffy has literally never failed to air his political takes at length and volume for the entirety of their KZbin career. As someone who has some pretty big disagreements with a bunch of said opinions, I have learned to live with it and recommend you do the same.

[@A_Ereira]

I don't actually. I remember them talking about politics, or more accurately making a joke about something vaguely political, since forever. You just don't like the fact that they're talking about something YOU in particular don't like lol.

[@MrHairyGoat]

HOB For the ole timey wank Available everywhere dirty mags are sold

[@Lunch_Meat]

Keep it on the HOB!! just don't go making that awful looking mashed potato mess that you did last time you kept it on the HOB