THE CRASH! | The Crap Car Challenge #2

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Two Jalopy (dilapidated) cars, 4 drivers - This is the craziest challenge yet - to buy and race Trabants from East Germany, and by race we mean - crash, burn and destroy them. Those poor Laika 601's...
In this episode, we kick off the challenges with some interesting consequences...
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[@AbandonedTruffle]

trott getting accosted by red plastic is the best thing I've seen since GO PRO STOP RECORDING

[@Shiroar]

koba it was a beautiful moment.

[@A2Ztigers]

12:52 TIMESTAMPED

[@smallerthanlife7664]

Made me want to vac him.

[@15thTimeLord]

best thing since #vactrott

[@stewbeast2082]

"I'm worried about this!" -Turps. I mean yeah, that about sums up the whole video

[@isleofwren]

witnessing trott being attacked by that red sheet was really a special moment

[@bigboi8195]

#vactrott

[@iluvfionaleggate]

Kind of a shame to watch poor Rubi get destroyed :(

[@freddieskeates281]

The car is a disaster waiting to happen. (Oh wait, it already happened.) The car was probably SORN anyway, And i think the the fact that it's been structurally altered and that the engine's swapped for a more modern 4-stroke which is even more broken than the Sebi's starter motor and choke shows its likelihood of ever seeing the road again. Think you'd struggle to find someone willing to fix it to get it back on the road

[@bethcarey144]

I agree :( Probs not many of those trabants left!

[@mossfoster5317]

To be fair, looking at the state of it it doesn't seem like it was up to much anyway. I expect it was a car some guy bought for cheap, heavily modded it to the point of near destruction then sold it to Hatfilms on the cheap. They look like their keeping good care of the other trabant which is nice.

[@georgethomasmarriott]

I feel more sorry for that range rovers clutch! Can smith/turps not drive manuals?!

[@freddieskeates281]

George Marriott well, pushing a heavy weight around up hills does tend to have that effect on a clutch driver independent

[@Phagocytosis]

12:09 I love how Smith is just standing relaxed, narrating what he sees, chuckling away. The cuts back and forth between him and Trott to the music-genius editing.

[@Phagocytosis]

Speaking of which, what actually was this music? EDIT: For those looking at a later date, it's Learning for Life by Mike Franklyn.

[@Adumb_]

'Most expensive mistake in Yogscast history'.... Well apart from Yogventures of course.

[@joshuahall5]

well yogventures costed yogscast nothing since it was all crowdfunded

[@starlaking8812]

apart from Turps LOL

[@Chicanery_Artifice]

bullshit. the company making it are the only people who got anything from it. All other parties lost out.

[@theaces3697]

@@Chicanery_Artifice that company went bankrupt

[@Ant-xz6he]

19:43 Smith is Clarkson confirmed.

[@aidentyson7999]

"POWERRRR!"

[@SegginsProductions]

And and at the beginning when he said he picked the right vehicle.

[@MADbeatBos5]

Finally Hat Gear ep 2 is out!

[@Eira_]

you mean Top Hat

[@jocking3]

Still better than the current 'real' Top Gear with "Joey" and the other wankers.

[@freddieskeates281]

Oh look, another ignorant muppet who can't stand change. I happen to love 'the other wankers'

[@blakepel255]

Oh look Freddie, the grand tour is funny and doing great. People dont care about change its just they recognise wash ups when they see them.

[@DougalNorges]

Trot Gear

[@PierceArner]

I cannot wait to see what fresh and unholy terror Episode #3 has in store.

[@mechagoblin8768]

Is Top Hat sponsored by Jalopy and Jaffa Cakes?

[@DalithaMW]

This was sponsored by the makers of Jalopy yeah. If Jaffa Cakes didn't sponsor the entire yogscast by now I'd be suprised

[@Ohmriginal722]

Jalopy and Kinder Eggs

[@Level1Hera]

If Jaffa Cakes didn't sponsor Simon, they're not gonna sponsor ANYBODY

[@lithium024]

Maybe add helmets to the shopping list..

[@roundhouse87]

Yeah, maybe a seat belt too.

[@evallyntc3164]

Helmets are for white people with kids

[@bozontour_9495]

Yes I'm so excited for this one, the teaser at the end of next episode was mad

[@harveybudgen4437]

Why is this so well produced? Despite the whole, ripping off Top Gear 😁

[@Kris_Toffer]

This is just a tribute.

[@nlotsobabies996]

I thinks it's meant to

[@GameZedd01]

Harvey Budgen "Ripping of Top Gear." Not everything will be 100% original.

[@harveybudgen4437]

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I think this series is amazing!

[@ieyke]

Absurdly well produced is what Hat Films do. This isn't great as far as Hat Films live-action stuff is concerned.

[@IamSpeedster120]

Tonight.. Turps squeezes a horn; Trott chases a bag; and Ross tries out some art.

[@food.poison]

The editing is SUPERB

[@Chlorate299]

16:09 - lefty loosey, righty tighty Turps! Overall I think the Blue Trabant was only in marginally poorer condition than the range rover by the end.

[@helion__]

this is infinitely more hilarious after hearing smith say he's dyspraxic in the latest trials video

[@SuperPuggle]

So for any of you wanting a Soviet Era car, you better buy a range rover as well to help it get going down the road.

[@IamCombustible]

You might need another car to get the Range Rover going too.

[@SuperPuggle]

IamCombustible xD yes

[@a52productions]

I feel so sorry for the poor guy who spent so much time doing up the blue car, only to sell it to the hats...

[@roxymarshall-porter3334]

Anonnymouse Hacker yeah, quite a lot of time and skill would have gone into lowering the roof height alone

[@JoeRFenlon]

They probably should have put more work into the engine.

[@Tsakeli]

Half of this video calls out how CRAP the custom job was.... so no

[@DrSmugface]

its not the original engine .. the original one is 2 cylinder 2 stroke that one in the blue one i 4 cylinder 4 stroke .. it definetly had some problmes with the fuel i guess

[@knaasDK]

Looked like A VW 1,3L to me, would put a likely bet on Carbs being filled with crap

[@JOkerAkaMRjj]

As a Tire Tech myself, I laughed ridiculously hard when turps put on the spare tire backwards and at pretty much everything else theses guys did in general, but be safer plz as hilarious as this is. What you guys are doing is extremely dangerous. cant have some of my favorite youtubers dieing on me now can I? That Being said keep up the good work Glob... I think I know what my mom feels like at times now...

[@sanninshima]

The thing is, this was filmed ages ago when the yogs had the old office so I highly doubt that any of them sustained serious injuries. Unless they have clones...?

[@deadshotkall793]

Someone's gonna get laid in college

[@JOkerAkaMRjj]

@SanninShiMa I know this was recorded long ago. I meant it for future video from this day forward. Just want 'em to be more on the safe side. :P

[@Force2reckonVods]

What I learned from this episode Trott does not get along well with inanimate plastic objects. Smiffs a bad jacker Ross has common sense. Who'd have thought.

[@TehGrantage]

Wait why does Bluey have two steering wheels?

[@hillbilly5012]

Early soviet auto pilot

[@hydorh]

Its Polish. Probably converted from right to left hand drive and they didn't bother taking the old one out. (I have no clue, im just guessing)

[@freddieskeates281]

a) No soviet countries drove on the right hand side b) As far as I know I don't think you can just attach another steering column to the steering rack, although I don't know the 'biology' of Trabants. Also I feel that wouldn't be legal lol It's probably just something for the passenger to play with, might have just left the old dashboard in after converting to rhd

[@maceroni5869]

Most likely it was an instructor's car. Used to teach people to drive trabants in race or a track layout.

[@Collisto2435]

Callum Grant Because COMMUNIST RUSSIA

[@danielgilbert7728]

Still better than new Top Gear

[@justanotherperson2411]

#TrottGear

[@nevebunnygirl7833]

next time: smith loses his mind, rams a car, and slowly finds out how much fun it is to drive like a lunatic

[@EzyRyder14]

Been looking forward to this all week!

[@codeelite7223]

Turps and Smith, the best two man pit crew. Lol

[@Grantw171]

This is the most Top Gear thing you have ever produced and I love it so much

[@Jake.Morgan.Warner]

I jizzed a little when I saw this in my sub box

[@Timpsification]

Hat Films are so good and with their content trying different things and trying to please everyone wish they were getting millions of views for each video!

[@Tivoliterror]

they pushed the car, he had it in neutral and tried to start it.... like moving it is gonna make it start? you know BUMP START is that you have ignition ON, you hold the clutch put it in 1-2 gear, release it to make the engine turn = start XD

[@flufflebut8781]

I think these guys play too much GTA. You don't respawn after getting WASTED irl, stunt lads. XD

[@jesusy2k]

It's a pitty the blue one didn't work!

[@samfricker6355]

Watching Trott attempt to catch a plastic bag made me laugh, then consider the futility of existence

[@stevensauve]

Alsmiffy's reaction to Turps' crash is the funniest thing!

[@djsage007]

scrapyard wars meets Top Gear. God I love this!

[@MsMercy-us4mx]

You can hear Turps' head hit the steering wheel

[@conorlennon1135]

Watching Smith' car fill up with what I assume to be smoke from the clutch at the end gave me so much joy xD

[@Yesidoplaytheguitar]

You guys should ask your subscribers whether they have some interesting cars you can review like most car youtube channels do. Theres about 900k of us, there must be some interesting cars out there. I'd love to see you guys do a car thing on the side!

[@awesomeaartvark]

Pshh, what are they talkin' about, it's still got the horn attached, the blue car's fine! XD Really though, this challenge is great so far, I'm absolutely loving these! I'm very glad Turps survived this episode, haha, also poor Trott getting attacked by that plastic bag had me in stitches, I can't wait to see what happens next

[@nikeeweston]

Good god this was stupendous, right on lads. Love the top gear narration. SUCH STRONG GORGEOUS BOIKS. I AM PART OF THE 7%...THE 7% MUST RISE UP AND DO BUGGER ALL ELSE EXCEPT WHAT WE ARE DOING NOW.

[@capitao6129]

5:10 poor Simon

[@boyo971]

it is a good day when theres an upload on hat films extra and hat films.

[@Embarblaze]

Lost it when smith shouted "POWER" and rammed the trabant Xd

[@xWALNUTxproductions]

oookoo

[@mastashowguneh85]

Please do more content like this! Absolutely great.

[@AlecazamAlecazam]

Smith looks hilarious sitting in the blue one.

[@BSG99]

I spent the whole of this video in tears, possibly one of the funniest hat films videos yet!

[@DH-zb1ox]

well gg your clutch is gone

[@Doylt]

Ah, this fills the Top Gear void in my life. Feels good.

[@sw00natra]

And on that bombshell!...

[@MattJames2211]

I love these videos so much, classic Top Gear vibes

[@ArcherIndustries]

Hat Films is the new Top Gear UK

[@Frug]

Stunt lads show irl right here boiks

[@5Andysalive]

I think Top Gear got 2 important points figured out: You start with at least working cars. And you bring a professional mechanic along... Oh and about 10 Camera and Support Cars.

[@momoplaysvideogames6396]

This should have been called top hat

[@FriendlyKat]

I'm just glad Turps was not hurt. Lol

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

You guys need to do a spin off car show. That would be epic.

[@FLEAKEEPER14]

Love how smith tries to lift THE WHOLE CAR with that crappy jack 😂

[@lin90210]

Turps...I hope you have life insurance mate...that's a hazard of a car XD

[@Scio_]

I approve the amount of times the boys almost does with this whole Trabant shenanigan.

[@IamCombustible]

From the sound of it, that engine-swapped Trabant had basically no oil in it. That engine is dead as a doornail.

[@Sjoholm13]

This series is the best thing ever created??

[@daklr2501]

this has made me laugh the hardest ive laughed in a while

[@kootiepatra]

I vote that oookoo be introduced into the dictionary as an official insult

[@juangnrnminecraft]

Trottisan: "is it in" rossperu: "no, not yet hang on..." "I´ve heard that before" ross is a comedy genius

[@DinksterReal]

i think this vid goes well with a quote from smith recently "i have trouble with empathy" tbh i hardly noticed

[@astertheastral]

Jaffa cakes keep you in the zone? that should be their marketing campaign

[@lukashitas3702]

My most favourtie Top Gear Episode YET! ;)

[@lilandmestudios]

Man have any of these guys changed wheels in their life xD One places the jack in the middle of the car and the other starts lowering the car before the wheel bolts have been fastened :P

[@benrodir2]

Top Hat is the best show of 2017

[@Claffattack]

I can't believe Turps just got back into the car after the initial crash. Crazy bastard boik

[@guildworks_]

I feel bad for that Range Rover. RIP clutch

[@lukemoppy]

This is criminally underviewed

[@ryanphillips4123]

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!

[@TTGASC]

Been in a few car crashes now and not gonna lie mate you took that like a champ and without seatbelts but you werent going over 20 mph so ehhh but nice one mate!

[@LoserQuestShow]

These videos have been brilliant :) I'm loving it...just keep making them if you can, soooo good :D That plastic bag wasn't having any of it haha

[@_intrepid]

Smith jacking the car up right in the middle, wow

[@JLawlietK]

19:44 POWAAAHHH!!!!!

[@christophermoser3598]

POWAAAA! He should work with Clarkson!

[@CasualMinistries]

Trott vs Wind

[@cavecastscorch]

"AM I STRAIGHT?" -Turps, 2017

[@Steven-rb7ph]

I am seriously worried that these guys never learned how to drive.

[@BreakAxle]

Plastic was not Trott's friend this fateful day.

[@jabanan]

If I showed this to my uncle he would die from heart attack. He's a trabant enthusiast owns two trabants and a warburg.

[@itzlai4736]

Trott does not have good luck with plastic bags lmao

[@MiniManMoG]

Always knew smith was gonna be the clarkson of the group

[@Elentirion]

I've been waiting for this one!

[@rhydianmorgan9910]

I was so excited for this video! 😁

[@JMPERager]

Kinda sad these cars are getting wrecked. I'm personally, at some point in the future, gonna buy a GAZ-24 Volga. Kind of a dream Jalopy of mine.

[@ItsAce44]

Any chance of stuff like this becoming much more regular? You guys do it so well

[@eilzr8444]

So great 😁 more crap car challenges please!

[@iammyself7885]

the next Top Gear bois! pls make more! this is hilarious

[@kyotodream7135]

We need more of this!

[@heyojayo8642]

Turps, Smith & Ross are jacking about and Trott.......well he's gone baggin mate!

[@FluffyroxGames]

I know it won't happen, but I want them to be the next hosts of top gear.

[@GameZedd01]

Blue car would be a sick rat rod.

[@trentb3148]

One of these men is a father. God help us all.

[@PurpleMage49]

This is the best episode of Top Gear since Clarkson left

[@thekittycats8061]

trott is definitely the Richard Hammond of Hat gear

[@Camhin1]

the kitty cats and smith is definitely Jeremy Clarkson.