An Extremely Fresh Bab (Crusader Kings 3) #1

[@CthulhuianBunny]

Most people want a family tree. These bois want a family braid.

[@Flashjackmak]

They are given kingdoms to run and wars to fight. The Hats' response: "We must generate I N C E S T."

[@moondusk8385]

Its cracking me up watching them play this. Thank you for the smiles.

[@michaelvincentpratt]

Watching this simultaneously gives me heartburn and a headache but also so much joy. Love you lads even when you're trying to give all your offspring the Hapsburg Jaw.

[@TheOdd]

This season of Vikings has really gone off the rails

[@AlmostUselessPenguin]

Can't believe Trott left the war because he just instantly surrendered to an uprising for the land he was defending

[@Anjouvis]

Smith: "I'm invading a dutchy of Finland" All the Swedes: "NooOoOoOoO"

[@Kapuzenkamel]

i was so thirsty for this content i literally just watched your twitch vod. but ill watch it again

[@joshsnell7649]

“#1” oh yeah!! I’m ready for many of these

[@bammbamm1226]

Really would love for this to come back. Would make for such great RP, banter and weird history.

[@jkrjny]

This is a great game for the lads. There is so much to do and so many ways to play. I love that Smith was the voice of reason and had to remind Trott and Ross that the game is more than just super seducer simulator and that there was an ongoing war.

[@DaftCricket]

Right boys I really want to see this series go on, if the view count gets low it aint cause we lost interest some of us just gotta fit ur vids round the work schedule 👍🏽

[@Thoran666]

Baby stabbing time. Edit: Oh boy, I hope they get better at the game quickly. CK3 isn't hard when you get the basics of war and vassal management down. The rest is mainly roleplay.

[@SierraManiac]

I don't understand the machanics at all but this is still funny as fuck. I love it

[@Kragnar1]

Bois, I love these crusader vids. Keep up the good work!

[@J29117]

Wow. Smith actually understands how to play this sort of? Im genuinely surprised at least one of them vaguely knows what theyre doing.

[@J29117]

@@ShyguyMM Eh, I said sort of.

[@camicus-3249]

To be fair, Smith has apparently played a lot of Stellaris. Sure, it's not as similar as EU4 but it's a start lol

[@Cerbeh]

I've always found that Smith enjoys a good strategy game more then ones that are mechanically more intense.

[@Cerbeh]

And as we all known, Smith ACTUALLY being interested in a game increases his skills 1000%

[@J29117]

@@Cerbeh agreed. See fall guys lol.

[@lucasmith9030]

Thank you so much for blessing my existence with this

[@donm6578]

That was a great war horn impression

[@CaperCafe_]

It looks like you guys are getting the hang of it. Great to watch! Great content!

[@jamespark3510]

Man what the hat bois really really lack is not common knowledge of the game (which would help...) but goals to achieve! there is no good or bad choices in the game (e.g is piety better or fear better). Like choose a goal for yourself, unite England? spread your religion? have the most inbred family in the world? create a super child? ravage the world in war? be a non aggressive diplomat? when you try to min max crusader kings, you will be boggled down in the number game and drain your fun, just choose a goal you want and stick to it

[@w1ggy]

#1...?! MAke this a long series!

[@IkelosOne]

Seeing the #1 in the title... YES

[@ItsMeBenson]

Oooh Vikings in England.. tricky start. Good luck boys, looking forward to the series

[@bicojie]

Love me some crusader kings content lads. Keep it up

[@PezzaTheFlezza]

Smith out here with his Bronn clothes. I see you Smith

[@pjpekala]

"how do I pull out" - Smith 2020

[@vtstuff3447]

I must see more of this

[@SEDresden]

Gotta keep it in the family, of course!

[@Fluufie]

idk why but I really like you guys playing this game even though you dont know what the FUCk you're doing. feel free to not stop

[@rocking21]

MORE

[@Crazymehahahaha]

Excellent mah lords!

[@ereedy6156]

You guys are legendary

[@GretchenDawntreader]

the little round lower case d with a slash ᵭ through is pronounced th. So it was "Girith."

[@FrodoxDodo]

i know its not fair to expect them to be great at this game but goddamn its jarring sometimes

[@louiswalker1722]

Get sips to teach you how to play

[@hobanagerik]

They start marrying children, and the police turn up. Hell of a response time.

[@Kietastrophe]

I think if they all picked up some good knowledge of how to play they could have a real nice run in a multiplayer

[@mclovemoffin5977]

As the old gods say "incest is wincest"

[@CaptainCorneliusArgo]

Allow me to say whoop for doing more ck3 Whoop!

[@mclovemoffin5977]

More of this

[@nikeeweston]

Everyone is prognatant in Ross’s kingdom

[@samueltaylor6295]

i feel like the M1 is definitely around in that year, cus it was roman

[@grimracer7333]

The true sons of Ragnar

[@TestarossaF110]

YES!!!!

[@colmomahony5272]

how do you stop fighting your allies

[@stuarthenige7775]

They were never fighting their allies. Trott and Ross start out both at war with Northumbria, but in separate wars. So they are competing with each other for the same land, which means their armies are actually hostile to each other. They were able to become allies after one of those wars ended.

[@colmomahony5272]

@@stuarthenige7775 thanks for explaining that I

[@ben-wm6yc]

Drink ayahuasca with the penguins from Madagascar

[@realtalkz3930]

Came for the thumbnail stayed the for content 😁

[@smakerr]

BOGGIES

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

Nice

[@lliamdavis6950]

Whelp guess I am staying up till 4 am.

[@kyohughes9564]

yes boisss

[@RaccoonBacon97]

8:23 alsmiffy pullout game weak

[@cbro0966]

YO LETS GO

[@Kasaaz]

Do they realize they're all brothers?

[@Rymontp]

They aren't brothers though. Ragnar Lothbrok, at least Legend, never existed either.

[@Kasaaz]

​@@Rymontp I'm just going based on the tab when they open up their characters that says Siblings...

[@Rymontp]

@ I never said the opposite. There simply are no good sources suggesting that they were in fact brothers or that Ragnar Lothbrok ever existed. They most likely used it as a lie to make more norse come and fight in their war. Of course they existed, they were all army leaders and were mentioned in the Ango-Saxon Chronicle, but most stories about them or Ragnar Lothbrok are romanticised. All sources mentioning Ragnar Lothbrok contradict each other.

[@Yellowbrainfungus]

The mechanics of this game are pretty opaque

[@TheKingOfTheHaters]

What's that even mean?

[@kiko114kiko114]

yaas you Boys played more!

[@jesseparker8878]

Best bois

[@MaccyLing]

Yessss ❤️🙏🏻

[@markwaddington5185]

Bebbanburg, Seat of Uthred in the Bernard Cornwell novels. God now I want to READ. Thanks Guys!

[@darmocat]

...is Ross a Himbo?

[@buntychunx7837]

Why does Tom Cruise?

[@kerrineanderson8216]

Who are you calling a peasant?! I happen to be a Queen! You boiks royal bloodline is getting twisted. They've not family trees, they're vines XD Hail to you three glorious kings! May you reign supreme!

[@CountryMusicMann]

A note on Norse pronunciation for anyone who's interested: "J"s are typically pronounced like a "Y", "Y" is typically pronounced like a "U", and the Þ or ð is typically pronounced like the "th" sound in "the".

[@LeonardoJimenezHerrera]

is like French / tense German , isn't it? And while is the "the-sound", would be spoke like "thin".

[@CountryMusicMann]

@@LeonardoJimenezHerrera I was speaking more as a general rule. I myself don't speak German/Norwegian/Swedish/Danish, so I don't know the technicalities of pronunciation. I'm just trying to provide a general framework so people who want to look into learning the language don't completely butcher it, you know? I know the way I've outlined Nordic pronunciation is not correct, but for the layperson who follows these simple rules, they'd probably speak clearly enough to be at least understood. It popped into my head because I'm trying to get a handle on Irish pronunciation for my DnD campaign, and I'm fascinated by the Gaelic languages, but it's a bitch trying to find clear, concise guidelines to base my understanding on.

[@robbiem13]

@@CountryMusicMann Yeah, the "y" sounds isn't a sound we have in english, but it's somewhere between "ee" and "oo". Try saying "eeeeeee" but slowly move your mouth to how it would be if you were saying "ooooooo" and it should end up making the right sound, ish. In terms of the "th"s, what Leon says is correct, but it's pretty intuitive; most English speakers don't realise those are actually seperate sounds and will use them correctly automatically. Try saying "Thin" with the sound that "the" starts with, or "This" with the sound in "Thing" and you'll realise there are acually two different sounds. In terms of Gaellic pronunciations, I don't speak any gaellic languages, but when I was learning Welsh pronunsiacions I found the welsh equivalent of this page: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA/Irish very useful. It might actually be easier than welsh because the vowels seem to correspond to ours pretty well.

[@CountryMusicMann]

@@robbiem13 I'm aware of all these non-English pronunciations.

[@Khronogi]

So jyp is youth?

[@dawnofthedunk]

Incest..a game for all the family!

[@simplyorange8553]

What happened to that other series with the lizard man, that Casual sometimes joined them in? That was way better than this

[@druss2k610]

Christ this is frustrating.

[@Saltynerd]

there is so much shit going on in this game holy hell glad i didnt pay for the game, just used game pass

[@franklinmiles1]

I'm finding this incredibly hard to follow as a spectator. So much small text

[@MegaJonny54321]

[@ComradeTiberius]

How come a game made by a bunch of swedes doesn't recognise the fact that the english term for jarl is earl?

[@KickazzStudios]

So the wars are just risk. God damit i wish total war wasnt doing fantasy and arcade games, I love building an empire and micromanaging everything but when thats the entire gameplay and theres no skill to winning battles its just who has more troops i just loose all intrest. This is one of those vids ill tab out and listen to the bois chat, the game itself tho, pffft

[@itsalexbull]

LATE

[@iamjames8200]

Ok.

[@niknaktom]

Jesus dude Might as well not have come you were so late to the party!

[@Mar55666]

I think this video would be better being labeled as a talk show cause watching the video is the most boarding thing I’ve seen yet

[@RonkleBonk]

I’m gonna fart and shit!!

[@MarzMonkey]

You boiks really gotta learn some basic gameplay before you start this videos, sometimes it's a little too painful.