10:35 "This random faith came out of literaly nowhere" -Roman priests about christianity circa 300AD
@czechslovak46515 ай бұрын
One would have to pretend that the pagan priests of the Roman world were all blind and deaf, especially in the Asian provinces of the Empire.
@xzardas5415 ай бұрын
@@czechslovak4651 With christianity being religion of slaves and bearing so much similarity to jewish faith roman clergy did not see it as a danger to "true romans", add on top of that palestine not being too important of a province and general inclusivnes of roman faith towards other gods so they just gave that "invisible god of jews that say they are not jews" place in pantheon and thought they are done with it.
@czechslovak46515 ай бұрын
@@xzardas541 I didn't mean they thought of it as any kind of real threat before the time of Diocletian. But you can quickly tell the difference between the early c's and the j's of every era based on the militant attitude. One of those two groups is waiting for a worldly conqueror to arrive in the flesh and create a race based theocratic world empire with fire and sword. While the other group was waiting for the "return" in a divine form and didn't believe that it was their job to conquer the world with the use of violence, because it was to be done by the "messiah" at the "end of the world" with an invading force of immortal beings from the sky. One of those two ideas sounds like the corrupted exoteric form of an esoteric mystery school, and one sounds like eastern barbarism. Personally, I don't think the Roman intelligence operatives of the time were naive enough to not notice that difference, but I could be wrong. I wasn't there to know for sure.
@xzardas5415 ай бұрын
@@czechslovak4651 I dubt that average senator would even bother to take closer look at what slaves and eastern barbarians are worshiping, and those that did would not have time to worry about it with amount of internal backstabbing in senate and half of roman elite being hell bent on becoming senators with the other half trying to murder the current ones. Btw that "worldly conqueror to arrive in the flesh and create a race based theocratic world empire with fire and sword" realy did not work out for those guys with how austrian painter turned out, oh the irony.
@WhoJustFatposted2 ай бұрын
@@czechslovak4651 He didn't say that because he thought the romans were blind and deaf. From a historical standpoint, Rome had all sorts of classical religions, and then one day, a historical plot twist from an unimportant province turned just about all of Rome into christianity.
@dr0g_Oakblood8 ай бұрын
So apparently there’s a legend that can be created that either mass converts your realm, and another than can convince foreign realms to convert to your pacifist faith. Hindu ruler probably converted to Jain via Stress, then converted their realm, and convinced the rest of the world to embrace pacifism. Very balanced new feature.
@XXman238 ай бұрын
OMG IT'T SNOT BALANCED1211111
@hereandnow31568 ай бұрын
I mean, in fairness, it took until the 3rd millennia for that to happen which you’d never expect to get to in the game so I don’t know if that’s evidence of it not being balanced lol.
@gordyrroy7 ай бұрын
@@hereandnow3156 I thought the same thing
@qwertyasdf40817 ай бұрын
ahh, so this explains why the HRE turned into Buddhists in my most recent playthrough…
@hereandnow31567 ай бұрын
@@qwertyasdf4081 no I think that's just accurate to history.🤔😂
@MunchKING7 ай бұрын
My idea would be retrying this with diseases turned to max, esp. the Black Death. That ought to keep the number of notable NPCs down and combat the lagging, as well as ensure not everywhere is 100 Development afterward.
@thorbenmoe41957 ай бұрын
Aachen, my hometown is finally the Empire which it deserved!
@WorkoutTipps16 ай бұрын
Aachen Deutschland Grüße an die Aachener vom Aachensee
@yunusbilece86903 ай бұрын
Now the earth will know the true power of cologne.
@diemausdietastatur87382 ай бұрын
Grüße aus Frankfurt. AACHEN AUF DIE 1
@EditioCastigata2 ай бұрын
Expanded from Sheikhdom of Aachen in this video.
@scarnoir6566Ай бұрын
@@EditioCastigata pretty realistic imo
@lorkantheone23507 ай бұрын
Greetings from Aachen. So beautiful to see we won at last.
@informitas01174 ай бұрын
I'm glad you accepted Jainism, even if it was the worst one.
@Nobodyatall60228 ай бұрын
You know what they say: "If Paris had a seaside, it would be a little Bari."
@morganholon26488 ай бұрын
Is this a real saying?
@Nobodyatall60228 ай бұрын
@@morganholon2648 it is, in Bari
@HungaryMatee7 ай бұрын
6:59 Holy Roman Empire took the "Roman" part of their name serious
@vincentwhite9387 ай бұрын
Didnt form Rome tough 😢
@aidansumner83647 ай бұрын
@@vincentwhite938 The HRE is meant to be reformed Rome already tbf.
@MrRowan138 ай бұрын
Seems pretty self evident that Svetambara is the One True Faith and that Aachen is the Empire of the Gods. Now if only you let this save run in EU4 for just as long, we'd be able to witness the intergalactic hyper war...
LET POLAND COOK THEY BE SMOKING EVERY KINGDOM W POLAND
@IronWolf1238 ай бұрын
Do it with apocalyptic diseases, unlimited plagues and unrestricted diplomacy
@lisoborsky18 күн бұрын
And no primogeniture.
@christianedwards63648 ай бұрын
Next time let it run until someone achieves world conquest lol
@Gris006 ай бұрын
Would that even be possible? The medieval bureaucratic strain would be astronomically huge
@jameswoodard43046 ай бұрын
At least it was Svetambara Jainism that took over instead of Digambara. Otherwise everyone would be walking around in the nude.
@michalkopytko7 ай бұрын
Poland casualy restoring from partisions For 100 time
@gordyrroy7 ай бұрын
9:53 Huge beast child.
@Pigraider2688 ай бұрын
Tulunid Karling Domination
@yukiomishimafan8 ай бұрын
I’m always happy when the HRE survives but this was cursed 😂
@zion8974 ай бұрын
Absolutely absolutely absolutely learn some new adjectives
@FD_and_B4 ай бұрын
Absolutely is an adverb genius
@vincentwhite9387 ай бұрын
10:52 is actually the most usefull when everybody is strong as hell, allow You have more land and lose stress easy. Too is good for the transition because indian tolerance.
@matthewrevell27067 ай бұрын
Love the random Jain takeover.
@vincentwhite9387 ай бұрын
I have seen Jaina become dominante faith in the east in many late runs, normally when mongol or mongol succesor states take it as oficial.
@angelfco50897 ай бұрын
Poland taking revenge on scandinavia and russia it’s kinda epic
@angelfco50897 ай бұрын
spoke too fast 🤓🤓
@KaleidoscopeofBrilliance6 ай бұрын
what an epic ending, im plqying as Aachen right now and they are OP im telling you. your vassals just love you more there 😂
@Charles-Smith2 ай бұрын
From a city to the biggest empire in medieval history with also the biggest army compared to countries today and im pretty sure also the whole medieval ages
@Phil2505.8 ай бұрын
Tbf id love to see another one, your the only one who made it entertaining.
@rossstewart94754 ай бұрын
"Alba" isn't pronounced quite how you think: It's an untranslated Gaelic word, and if it's spelling were to match it's pronunciation in English it would likely read as "Alipa", with emphasis on the al rather than lip. Alba was one of the precusors kingdoms that was consumed into the medievil kingdom of Scotland; When you say it's related to Britannia you're possibly confusing it with Albion, which is from the word the Greeks used to describe the northwestern european archipelago that today we (mostly) call Britain. To my knowledge, there's no link whatsoever between Albion and Alba.
@fargoth3913 ай бұрын
Thanks for spreading your wisdom, loremaster 👍
@latusPL8 ай бұрын
Poland - HRE - Moldova - loop
@fufutul32588 ай бұрын
When you said "THEY DO!!" i felt that
@fufutul32588 ай бұрын
Oh btw you can make alternative history and comentate it. For example what if Roman empire never fell?(TFE mod) or sassanids could defeat arab invasion. What if kingdom of judea was born in the middle of roman empire? What if roman empire invade of persia was successful. What if western roman empire survived instead of eastern empire. Or not even mods just what if alexander the great was resurrected? Anything? I would make those videos but im too lazy and I don't have a RTX1Million which clearly you have leaving your pc running ck3 until the year 3000
@weyjosh52137 ай бұрын
5:42 SAXO-ANGLO SAXON 💀💀💀💀
@robsright42566 ай бұрын
I was like oh that's cool Poland survived, and then I heard Karling...... 8:10
@tranium67Ай бұрын
One bubonic plague and everyone’s gone.
@Joe-tl2le3 ай бұрын
the way he wiggles the cursor around constantly is so grating after a while 😂😢😅
@lukedoesbutterАй бұрын
It's his voice too
@sarsante8 ай бұрын
@11:30 it's kinda funny that the strongest realm in 3100's has kinda low number of MaA for its size and still some shitty troops as pikemen and low quality norse troops like vigmen and bondi. A competent player without super minmaxing can have around the same numbers in 1250. Sure it's capped by tech and accolades extra slots but still super funny that almost half of their MaA is shitty.
@TAMPLAYS7 ай бұрын
3:06 You actually pronounced Jazira almost perfectly!
@helenetrstrup4817Ай бұрын
I am actually impressed that Denmark stuck around that long. 😂 Even in my own game, it's been part of the Holy Roman empire since my first king was elected. I forced primogeniture on the entire empire during the reign of my 2nd elected emperor. They didn't want to elect his son, so I did what I had to. Getting to the needed 10500 fame was rough when I had to avoid no less than 5 murder attempts, possibly more, on my emperor. Thanks to very skilled spy masters he got to die from old age around 80 years old. 😂
@cjwalker87014 ай бұрын
Jesus! Poland is HUGE!
@TrexikLP6 ай бұрын
Imagine their whole evolution being skipped for hundred of years cuz main character just went to sleep and didnt care xdd
@SpartanO867 ай бұрын
HRE literally became Rome 💀💀💀
@omega9216Ай бұрын
Poland Survives
@Crying6ixxАй бұрын
Imagine the nasa pc this guy has to be able to run ck3 without having it crash where a single nation has 500k divisions
@yeetin_yeti692 ай бұрын
In a branch of history where we never discovered the americas-
@deadlysniper5607 ай бұрын
Me 4 hours in it only been 60 years
@BilalYasin-qb2vq5 ай бұрын
Me playing for 4 days and only 130 years😂
@Freefs16 ай бұрын
i bloody love that in every spectator campaign, the bosnian culture ends up superior
@rafelliott7 ай бұрын
Honestly I would love to see more of this concept- it's way too fun to watch the insanity throughout the ages
@ICTsiege4 ай бұрын
i now see the Chinese empire as the irl aachen of the east
@bobbobbington12388 ай бұрын
Dune lore
@Capodraste7 ай бұрын
Most cursed ck3 video I ever seen Love it
@spiritgaming14428 ай бұрын
Should do this without primogeniture or anything other modifier that causes consolidation.
@skefsongames6 ай бұрын
Ehen has a ck3 game ever been completed in 3-4 hours?
@uzhasair3 ай бұрын
You should make a massive empire (for example, maybe unite all of West Europe) then leave it to the AI with this kind of timelapse and see where your dynasty is.
@ziopeppecartagialla.13607 ай бұрын
Those are the strongest mongols i've ever seen
@GrippyClips8 ай бұрын
This is really cool!
@danmorgan36852 ай бұрын
Well, that was a horror show.
@duncanharrell50097 ай бұрын
I’m kinda curious if you would be willing to retry this but this time with a 1066 start.
@CrayonEaterComunity8 ай бұрын
at 9:35 why does sicily not have sicily?
@jozefpilsudskiw378 ай бұрын
as a polish person i think this video was the sigmest video of all sigmas and the creator is very skibidi
@SolarSillySolace8 ай бұрын
🗣️🗣️🗣️
@i-am-your-conscienceАй бұрын
How about you play as Aachen once, to find out what made them so strong, yourself? As a german from that region, I would be super thrilled to see a skilled player to play as Aachen
@weyjosh52137 ай бұрын
“PERDICTIONS”
@fourscarlet75815 ай бұрын
Do this without DLC and watch as nothing gets done for 1000s of years.
@denniseggert211Ай бұрын
Russia forms pretty often when i play
@asbo8915 ай бұрын
Alba is the traditional name for Scotland not the same as Britannia
@candlelighter15884 ай бұрын
Alba is a word used for Scotland but it means Britain, having the same root as Albion, referring to the entire Island
@lafireteamplx3400Ай бұрын
Albion online
@Americanbadashh4 ай бұрын
Let the CK3 shogunate mod run for 3 days
@marks44ik2 ай бұрын
How did you run this game so long?
@JanJansen9854 ай бұрын
2:19 I mean the normal borders are gross as well
@dinostancyberbully85618 ай бұрын
i have a video idea. how many religions can you create before you can no longer make a religion. like if you can't make new norse faiths you move on to christian. an so on until you can't make a religion.
@AsmodiamАй бұрын
Empire Aachen 😂
@Goosetavos8 ай бұрын
10:40 music name?
@b.v39892 ай бұрын
Based Aachen!
@jaung82897 ай бұрын
How do you let it run without the decisions stopping the game each time?
@ScreamingEagles.6 ай бұрын
If you turn off Ironman you can go into “observer” mode which makes it so you aren’t playing as a character, and you will be able to watch the game without interruptions
@Dornpunzel2 ай бұрын
As a german, the win of Aachen was no real surprise to me. :-P Btw it is pronounced with a hard sounding "hrrrr" Aachen. Deep down the throat. :-D
@flashrabbit95 ай бұрын
hey could anyone tell me how you go past the end date for ck3 in this video, coukd i do that in my own playthrough?!
@Tekki_898 ай бұрын
what is the mod to get past 1450?
@ScreamingEagles.8 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure it’s actually a game rule setting! It should show up whenever you go to start a new game
@slowatplayeАй бұрын
Do it again but with the great empire war mod
@ernesto19537 ай бұрын
Thanks !
@Sutorenja5 ай бұрын
is the prequel to DUNE?
@lukedoesbutterАй бұрын
A lot of weirdos in the chat
@kakarottuzumaki4346Ай бұрын
11:10 Min.: Fun Fact: "Aachen" is the Name of a german city xD
@Cartafilo_XXI5 ай бұрын
3 days running, you say? ... did you even make it to 1452?
@ModestEric8 ай бұрын
Is there a ck3 mod that doubles the time? Like doubles the max speed time
@misiek_xp48865 ай бұрын
Poland stronk
@nip30044 ай бұрын
Wtf, how do you get through a ck3 game in 3 hours?
@barbariancataphract51038 ай бұрын
poland stronk!!!!
@orion-qt6jl8 ай бұрын
do the same thing but with only confederate partition succession
@MO-yk8cu6 ай бұрын
Aachen the german city is a empire😂😂😂
@b.v39898 ай бұрын
Nice
@daruddock6 ай бұрын
I'd enjoy this video more without the loud volume of the commentary, personally. I liked the video to show my appreciation though
@samueladams38964 ай бұрын
Do it with the Westeros mod
@Phoenix-fromash8 ай бұрын
I knew it was bullshit when i heard united india Edit : Maybe i was wrong Edit : wtf why does vaishnav conquering?? Thats just not relatable shit
@amilavxilmen56328 ай бұрын
Cursed
@carl48898 ай бұрын
I was kinda rooting for Reformed Tengi, but I guess I guess a Jain one-religion world has its own charms.
@lilzp9106Ай бұрын
your runs only last 3-4 hours wtf?
@InspireRise30027 күн бұрын
Yeah I’m on like week four year 900 lol.
@TheodorMac6 ай бұрын
HOW, my fucking game just crash after max 30min
@Jiiiiim8 ай бұрын
Cool
@krakentoast6 ай бұрын
Polska!!!
@MarcusHernandez-sm5ko6 ай бұрын
It’s Hindi’s not Hindu’s my friend
@lukedoesbutterАй бұрын
He don't seem bright.
@BartonSebastiane-p8p3 ай бұрын
Thomas Laura Wilson Anna Rodriguez Helen
@Erlandziu6 ай бұрын
Polska Gurom
@reinhardtyoung12632 ай бұрын
Wish we had no muslims
@Havel_LordBear5 ай бұрын
Your guys run time is 4 hours? I have 9 in my current play through and my first leader just died