Have I Got a Bit More News for You S66 E8. Guz Khan. Non-UK viewers. 01 Dec 23

Not viewable in the UK. Guz Khan is host, with guest panellists Ross Noble and Janet Street-Porter joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 01 Dec 23

[@DevinGates]

I love hearing about the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...

[@benwu7980]

+1 on the Fry reference

[@DaleyKreations]

@DevinGates what do they say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is?

[@DevinGates]

@@DaleyKreations he's going to tell! He's going to tell!

[@DaleyKreations]

@@DevinGates What do they say? What do they say? What do they saaaaaaaay?

[@m.charron]

good work, gentlemen. 👏

[@patriciaapetrone]

I love it when Ian gets constantly tickled by what everyone is saying. His little nose crinkling up always lifts my spirits.

[@MindiB]

Ian pronouncing “Oprah” as “opera” has given me life.

[@thehellyousay]

"many a true jest is spoken in words." - probably stig, of the rutles. might have been barry ...

[@peterkirby1753]

He did the exact thing in S1E1. Ian is very consistent 😁

[@jeff__w]

I thought he was referring to some British show _Opera_ that I was unaware of (not being British), until Paul clarified things.

[@cush6827]

He always does that, it is always a scripted joke.

[@DOGSARETHEBEST.]

Ross was brilliant in this episode, but Guz is a stand-out presenter. Sooooo chilled & funny 😊. Please bring him back again soon.

[@caesarvolz6945]

He was absolutely nothing special.

[@eastvandb]

I'm with you, @DOGSARETHEBEST, Khan is unflappable, funny and has a great deadpan.

[@sapede]

He must have written this himself.

[@eastvandb]

@@sapede Doesn't sound like either of them.

[@EdwardLindon]

This isn't the BBC channel, mate.

[@Smoogster]

Ross Noble is absolutely hilarious. So quick witted. If you get the chance, see him live. Only about 20% of his material is prewritten; the rest he makes up on the spot from talking to the audience.

[@stephenconway2468]

Ross just took over the show and all the others were at the top of their game. It was just an excellent show. After 2,537 years this show still has got legs.

[@stephenconway2468]

...just like some of the Elgin Marbles.

[@ericminch]

@@stephenconway2468 Though they've lost their right to bear arms. Noses are also often somehow missing. Why steal a nose?

[@stephenconway2468]

@@ericminch Why steal a nose? Just trying to get ahead.

[@thehellyousay]

@@stephenconway2468 getting a leg up would help ...

[@rootkite]

Ross Noble's mind is wildly fast and beautifully surreal!! ❤ Great episode all round, Guz was fiyah too

[@nefwaenre]

Omg Guz made it to highfy too!! Aaw no Ross cut his hair. Both guys were brilliant! Loved it very much!

[@patrickmaline4258]

can’t wait for the next episode of “hide that camel”. 😂😂

[@RFC3514]

I genuinely had _not_ noticed the camel on the first picture until Ross mentioned it, so it wasn't _that_ badly hidden. To be fair, at that point I didn't even know I was playing the game, so maybe I'd have looked harder.

[@stevie-ray2020]

Playing 'Hide That Camel-Toe' is way more fun!

[@juanpascallucianobravado6112]

I love Guz so much! He adds such a beautifully brilliant spin to this show.

[@pressureworks]

And that's his Agent saying so, and he should know !!!!

[@Vogerl1337]

Ross was on FIRE!

[@garrick3727]

Best episode I've seen in a long while, mostly down to Ross Noble, although everyone was on their game.

[@cwbrooks5329]

As always, many thanks from the US!

[@susanjames1227]

Thank you for giving us this - antidote of sanity and joy 🙏 😂❤

[@itsokay7989]

Finally Ross Noble is back!

[@RaekenZayt]

Thanks for putting these up, I've grown addicted to them

[@RIXRADvidz]

perfect for a snowy cold day in Denver Thanks ViVaHD !!!

[@andreasobuaculla9511]

and a freezing early evening in Dublin,,saw last half a week ago

[@fifisuki1876]

I have used your pre-fix - I am sure you dont mind. Hope it warms up soon where you are. Enjoy this longstanding great show...

[@Mark_Brooks]

Ahoy from Virginia!

[@andreasobuaculla9511]

hello mark@@Mark_Brooks

[@andreasobuaculla9511]

you should watch QI with Steven Fry or Sandi Tokvigs,am sure you'd enjoy

[@patriciaapetrone]

It's so sad to see North Koreans being forced to look excited about a man who would rather see them starve than act like a human being.

[@garrick3727]

It was a nice coat though.

[@james_baker]

thanks ViVaHD 😻. Nice job Guz Khan.

[@stephenconway2468]

Agreed, Guz did an excellent job.

[@duplessis2006]

kudos too Guz...very well done and damn funny

[@Emanon...]

Only the British would steal a priceless artifact and name it after the thief instead of the place it was taken from. The sheer arrogance of naming it "Elgin marbles"...

[@martythemartian99]

That's nothing. The Brits used to steal whole countries. Many still pine for the days of empire.

[@craigpardy6204]

Welcome to England

[@MindiB]

It was indeed cheeky, but as an American I am quite confident that we would/have done much the same thing. Frequently.

[@dundabird3203]

Ian explained it early in the episode. This was the act of a private individual, not "the British".

[@martythemartian99]

@@dundabird3203 Maybe you need to see the series "Stuff The British Stole."

[@michelewortelhoek6860]

Ross Noble was a real hoot tonight!

[@kathowed]

So much good-natured fun and sharp word-play. As ever. Ross Noble is an unstoppable force of mirth.

[@dandare1001]

Excellent. A few good moments, there. Ian was in a good mood. Good that you've found a way to appease the BBC for us overseas viewers. Thanks.

[@flugsven]

Yes, also, thanks from Sweden! 😁 🇸🇪

[@carolgarland3282]

@@flugsvenand from Australia.

[@SkepticalSteve01]

In New Zealand we love to see how hilariously Tory rule has turned out for you. They’re effin’ hopeless! So we just put our bunch into power, to share the comedy.

[@michelewortelhoek6860]

and thank you from Brittany (not spears) in France - I love this programme so much xxxx

[@kabongpope]

Great to see Ross back, he's always quick on the draw

[@iliashigin]

There's a somewhat Brian Blessed vibe coming from Guz Khan.

[@rowdyvangrieken712]

Ross Noble and Guz Khan is the elite combo I didnt know I needed😂 thanks for sharing the episodes!!

[@aimeemyers7194]

This was a great one. I’ve been watching them every week over here in the US.

[@quuxummephitida1219]

Ross Noble is a treasure. Also the very concept of Janet Street-Germ sitting next to Ian Hislop never gets old.

[@stanollie65]

Noble is unbelievably annoying.

[@billybollockhead5628]

@@stanollie65 Not you again! Mr WrongyMcWrongington, King of Wrongtown.

[@thehellyousay]

@@stanollie65 if only the world was yours to rule, eh?

[@claudiamueller5475]

After a really bad day, this is such a wonderful distraction, thank you so much!

[@fifisuki1876]

perfect for a sultry warm day in Bs. As... perfect for anyday anywhere... Thank You ViVaHD for uploading the full version...

[@Ale23]

Buenos Aires high five!

[@SorendeSelbyBowen]

Thank you again from Seattle.

[@censusgary]

Guz Khan is pretty doggone funny.

[@seanmegan1278]

When i first saw Ross Noble on Qi i really didnt like him much, but on this programme he is so good every time!

[@MrKained123]

What?! I fell in love with him on Qi

[@claudiamueller5475]

I agree, he needs people to play with on a level playing field, and this show has Ian and Paul. In QI, sometimes he is too much because there is no one as fast as him.

[@craigpardy6204]

I agree, I couldn't stand him on qi but he's quite intelligent when's he not bouncing off the walls..

[@thehellyousay]

same guy, same stream of consciousness brilliance, the problem was clearly yours, not his.

[@thehellyousay]

@@craigpardy6204 perhaps you should notify the programmes of your preferences, o mightily entitled one.

[@ronmoore4372]

when the other team says " Now that's brilliant " and " very good " at your answer, ( 41:02) you should get all the points.

[@AT-sd2gh]

That joke truly was exceptional.

[@shorerocks]

Ross Noble killed it with the pothole bit.

[@peterwooldridge7285]

Got love Ross Noble

[@zapfanzapfan]

Always enjoy a bit more!

[@gfennessy1]

Absolutely fantastic film. Many thanks to you and Adler for a touching and informative look at a Faroese club. I see real parallels with the local club spirit of Irish hurling and Gaelic football clubs.

[@blaxtru]

Ross Noble is brill. here. Not many can make every line a laugh.

[@russellgaudin5981]

Good fun! Thanks again

[@CthulhuInc]

thank you!

[@kida4313]

Ian had some zingers this week.

[@williamblackwell2978]

Ross, check out: With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm Song by Stanley Holloway. My Scouser grandfather introduced it to me as a bairn.

[@mikesmith3342]

Thanks!

[@AnnaAnna-uc2ff]

Thank you.

[@mystery8guy]

Thank you for sharing, watching from Cyprus

[@ericminch]

Ross was brilliant here! Wow! Prince Edward is a germaphobe. And so is Donald Tr*mp. And so is Howie Mandel. My conspiracy wheels are really going into high gear now.

[@thehellyousay]

howie mandel is part of the germaphobia conspiracy?!?!?

[@benwu7980]

@@thehellyousay He has actually a reason for his phobia, he had some sandfly larvae laid in him was young, needing quite harsh scrubbing and liquid nitrogen.

[@haroldgraham4441]

Excellent

[@bethmiller9774]

Quite a spicy episode, including the bits about the US. 😲

[@andrewrobinson2565]

Ross Noble = ROFLMAO machine

[@t123a698]

I’ve been waiting for this.

[@KibiHofmann]

Ross Noble, what a star

[@ScubaFanatic60]

I haven't seen Ross for a while. Love him. Guz wasn't a natural but still funny.

[@stanollie65]

Would be nice if Noble gave someone else the chance to speak now and again 🙄🙄

[@angeladawn805]

@@stanollie65 i think that like many of his contemporaries, he's a bit ADHD - like Rhodd Gilbert, and many of the occupants of the Taskmaster house. I was going to comment on the likes of different eras, but then Robin Williams, and even going back to Spike Milligan - lots of fast firing neurones. Guz is an ex teacher - so he can handle it

[@michaelanderson5747]

Finally got 'round to watching this ep., now on to #9, tomorrow.

[@googleplussuxheavilyperfum5257]

13:40 What kind of threat did Keith the barrister say Gove had given? It sounded like inter-aurine but I have no clue what it means.

[@awsebierski]

According to the transcript he said: in terrorem

[@allanmacauley]

I believe it was "in terrorem"

[@eastvandb]

The threat was that he would give long answers to questions. I have to admit, the idea of Gove talking for any length of time chills my blood.

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

If the government lend them back to the Greeks, they aren't going to give them back. And honestly that is probably the best way to solve this.

[@97percentcocoa]

cheers mate

[@tactracer1382]

28:26 Seems like something was cut out here.

[@franlamb409]

Guz Rules!

[@apathybronson]

Camilla makes reading sexy?! She couldn't even make a sordid affair with a literal prince sexy.

[@DaleyKreations]

Levar Burton makes reading sexy. Camilla makes it about as far from sexy as you can get.

[@Badartist888]

Having lost two tires in the last year due to potholes, that is actually a good policy.

[@Elitist20]

27:19 - Is it wrong that I now want the M&S paella croquetas?

[@pattyandbustershow1031]

Ian goes deep for the latest

[@christinajackson6520]

🤩🙏⭐️

[@becsutherland4506]

Guz and Ross were great. No idea who Janet Street Porter is; thanks from Australia for the upload.

[@garrick3727]

I think the main reason people went to Australia was to avoid encountering Janet Street Porter.

[@becsutherland4506]

@@garrick3727 That bad is she? She didn’t seem like a very cheerful soul.

[@ligamvoyages2535]

Janet Street Porter is a music journalist and presenter - she really knows her stuff and I like her sardonic grumpiness - she’s been around for ever - a miserable national treasure!!

[@gm3087]

Please add subtitles! thank you

[@Tesserae]

You can enable subtitles by clicking on the gear icon and selecting Closed Captioning.

[@gm3087]

@@Tesserae yep, it's working now, but at the time I posted this question it was not enabled, only "auto"translate, and that's just horrible.

[@patriciawhite619]

Turkeys love stinging nettles! Bet you didn’t know that!

[@stephenconway2468]

Stinging Nettles! I have never heard their music.

[@garrick3727]

Turkeys can sting? You're right I had no idea.

[@SininenMeri]

I always have giggle by myself when I look at UK news about Lee Anderson because Finland has politician named Li Anderson and she is the leader of the Left Alliance

[@Gojoe107]

Why isn't this viewable in the UK?

[@DaleyKreations]

Because you can watch it on television? The rest of us can't.

[@cannotfindmyshoes3]

I love that Julie Rose Leak woman. I wonder if HIGNFY would be even HALF the success it is, if she wasn't part of the team.

[@653j521]

What do you call the kind of coat Guz is wearing?

[@alleeum]

Guz loves to wear big overcoats - some super-casual, this one a little more traditional.

[@FloraWest]

Do you think? The way the shoulders are cut make it seems very modern to me.@@alleeum

Cliff Richard's six month calendars, that's genius.

[@vl2809]

The RF didnt "wonder" about the skin tone, they were "concerned". Thats a bit of a difference isnt it

[@The3Storms]

If someone had bet me whether I’d enjoy an episode including Janet Street-Porter this much, I’d have absolutely lost my money. I’m sure this is the second time we’ve seen Ian mispronounce Oprah’s name in this exact way. Everyone’s got something they can’t file correctly, I guess; if only she’d been named after some Latin declension.

[@thehellyousay]

yeah, they released the shorter broadcast version on friday, although i am a bit puzzled how anyone sees a mispronunciation. perhaps you'd care to elucidate upon that for us ...? i'd hate to think i'm supposing to be hearing mannerisms ...

[@pressureworks]

If you're in the Uk and you view this, do you find yourself on a one way flight to Rwanda ???

[@pipster1891]

Ross Noble is really starting to look like Gareth Edwards.

[@JoTracy]

Greece is the "home of Democracy" not Diplomacy That would be France

[@michaelstanley3961]

Considering all the bull about Guz presenting he was brilliant, one of the best

[@MEKKANNOID]

What bull was that?

[@michaelstanley3961]

@@MEKKANNOID old Nick Ferrari on LBC spouting about the BBC putting him on the show due his alleged anti Israeli tweets, just because he doesn't like to see mass slaughter on both sides, just more right wing crap

[@pipster1891]

This week's Hislop embarrassment - excusing the royal family's racism.

[@danellis-jones1591]

Gus was good, but it does show he lent on his pre-written stuff. No attack on Gus. He's great. But it shows how hard it is to be as quick as others are. It takes a real talent to shine. Gus might need a couple more goes. He's close but read things a lot.

[@toringepedersen9614]

Well, isnt that usually the case with the presenter? I think they are probably more apt to reading, since they are going to present the news item.

[@louieberg2942]

I know Ross Noble from QI and, while plenty funny, never REALLY stood out to me. He's on fire here, though. Real good stuff.

[@VynceMontgomery]

Surprised nobody claimed a subscription to Private Eye as the worst gift.

[@granthurlburt4062]

Not for me. I'm Canadian and buy it every time I'm in England.

[@VynceMontgomery]

@@granthurlburt4062 not me either! But they rag on each other so much, it seems like an obvious jab.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

Janet's been on TV all my life. Is she a vampire? I am almost 70.

[@garrick3727]

I read that one of the factors that points to longer life expectancy in human history is the condition of the person's teeth. So she's probably got 50 years on most of us.

[@ripdbtpoo1441]

@@garrick3727 Thank you for your informative reply. Really, if one were credulous, she'd be a prime candidate for suspicion. I remember perfectly thinking "What a frightening person" when very young and watching "Juke Box Jury".

[@christopherstclair3297]

Is it just me or is GB in a worse mess than we've seen in a very long time?

[@stevie-ray2020]

Playing 'Hide That Camel-Toe' is way more fun!

[@craigpardy6204]

Strange how there was never a bad picture of the queen, but they can't seem to find a good one of camilla..

[@lilymarinovic1644]

For someone who was photographed non-stop since childhood there are more than a few photos of QEII scowling or looking glum.

[@johnthompson932]

F me I don't know what encycolpedıa means

[@dmk_games]

It is clear from this episode that many British don't know what the Elgin Marbles are.

[@sashacalicat3977]

Super pig's chances decrease with grade level.

[@Budehgong]

The bit about the Royals being 'pantomime villains' had me stunned. They're ROYALS! They are princes and princesses and live in Palaces for fucks sake! THEY BELONG IN FAIRYTALES

[@angeladawn805]

Some belong in prison

[@damightyshabba439]

I don't normally bother with the extended editions - I get them for my parents, but - not for me. BUT... Guz, Ross noble, Janet.... I mean... as much as I can get please! I hate Janet - so love seeing her..... Ross.... just blows me away - so casually clever. Guz..... He would hate me. He would never talk to me. But I'd love to hang out with him. Yeah - for once - I'll watch this extended. Worth it.

[@notyourboi4076]

cant stand janet, but the rest of the cast is perfect together. Excellent episode, even better in this long form

[@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj]

You can't steal Turkeys because they are not objects. The idea that sentient beings can be owned as objects has historically never ended well.

[@martythemartian99]

Guz? Yeah. Ross? Woo hoo! Janet Street Bloody Porter? WTF!!! I thought this was a popular show. Surely they could get someone good. 😖

[@nickkkyyy]

first time I won't w and shame on the BBC and an insult to licence payers

[@iandann8788]

who is that jeremy hunt

[@annishilcock4587]

Janet Street Porter does seem to have led a very miserable life what with one thing and another.

[@angeladawn805]

If you ever saw her on HIGNFY verbally abusing David Mitchell - bragging about having "Daniel Craig at her 60th" :/

[@drewlovelyhell4892]

The situation with those stolen antiquities being held hostage by British museums makes my blood boil. A shameful reminder of colonialism. Every artifact should be returned with a sincere apology.

[@landsgevaer]

Sincere apology, and sit on the naughty step!

[@granthurlburt4062]

England never colonized Greece. In fact, they helped Greece win its freedom fro the Ottoman Empire, which HAD colonized Greece for 5 centuries. And how were they "held hostage"?

[@PicRic]

Is Guz Khan related to Terry Thomas? Watch his mouth and teeth.