have you ever stolen?

[@roygeorge9908]

"no i thought he was your cousin, you guys.. all look the same." HAD ME DYING

[@Itmedontask]

best fourth wall break

[@SariyahGreenwood]

Yep. They finally realized it...

[@missseaweed2462]

He's gaining power.

[@websdaspider8811]

Lol

[@90katz]

CLUBSTEP MONSTER

[@Seeks_stuff]

As a brazillian, I can confirm the statue does exist and we live in constant fear of that man.

[@lavender3609]

I like to imagine that he actually did commit numerous crimes in Brazil and told a bunch of lies to cover up the fact that he's a genuine criminal.

[@-MMXCIX-]

Eyyy, it’s Seek!

[@AndreNovaes_]

E eu re-confirmo caso ainda tenha quem duvide

[@Gabs.MM999]

​@@AndreNovaes_ Todos nós o teme-mos

[@tavl28564]

can comfirm as also a brazilian we fear that man like its a demon

[@PureLove_X]

There’s always the one friend that believes the impossible stories 😂

[@pat9353]

Honestly bless that friends heart, It’s can’t be easy being that gullible

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@pat9353 You know, did you see the part where it said gullible in the video? It was at 0:47 and it’s in fiiiine print on the wall.

[@notyouraveragephsychopath]

​@@RavenclawNimbus I've been looking for like 8 minutes and I can't find it? :(

[@syedarizvi7290]

@@pat9353 it really makes me wonder how they live their lives when they are so... naive.

[@Alpha_2-6]

​@@RavenclawNimbus Nice XD

[@JazzberryJammm]

I am 100% convinced this entire skit was made just so he can inform us about the proper name for those little giraffe horns and no one can convince me otherwise.

[@cammm063]

Major Phineas and Ferb “aglet” energy lol

[@phitsf5475]

I couldn't spell it so I checked the subtitles. Closed captions say "awesome guns"

[@alysontegley2067]

​@@cammm063 wasn't expecting THAT reference today 😂

[@sethyzir666]

@@phitsf5475 os·​si·​cone ˈä-sə-ˌkōn. plural ossicones. : one of usually two short conical or columnar protuberances on the head of male and female giraffes and male okapis that are composed of ossified cartilage covered by skin and hair. Note: As ossicones enlarge and ossify, they become fused to the skull.

[@The_Only_Juan]

​@@phitsf5475 😂

[@vedanthraj2363]

daniel gets younger the longer he's on youtube and we're all here for it

[@TheFloridaMonkey]

if you god damn thank people for the likes i will freaking get mad its so pointless and annoying.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

More like more insane the longer he’s on KZbin! 😂

[@syedarizvi7290]

I really couldn't believe he was thirty... I need to use whatever products he uses for his youth lol

[@kwill8146]

My guy is actually Benjamin button

[@IzzaKoshkina]

​@@RavenclawNimbus insanity is the best skin care routine 😂

[@afri.2843]

“You guys all look…the same…” oh no he’s becoming self aware

[@onezero39]

I love how Betterhelp just looked at Daniel's sketches and decided to offer him a therapist AND a Sponsorship

[@kayligo]

Doing Gods work lol

[@alyxjames]

i mean, since it's betterhelp, it's not really doing god's work..

[@tianamanuel7078]

LOL

[@missdamenoir2830]

Betterhelp is a scam

[@Art1sticWorm]

And gave him a rabbit for some reason

[@Ideca55]

He truly is the most wanted man in Brazil, we've been looking for him for years

[@jesseclark7105]

Well idk what to tell you, he's been right here on KZbin for a while now.

[@ThiagoGlady]

I met him yesterday when I was stealing the little finger from Lula's left hand. Nice guy and all but talks a loooot

[@anurch9358]

​@@ThiagoGladyha

[@benrex7775]

love the profile picture. great game.

[@Ideca55]

@@benrex7775 one of the best games I've played

[@tayzonday]

I have stolen blankets off of airplanes! (And airline headphones) ✊✊✊🚓👮‍♂️🚔

[@danielthrasher]

I am reporting you to the police

[@Ferrothorn462]

I am reporting you to the police police

[@MyPianoArchives]

Surprised they let you on the flight, due to the torrential chocolate rain.

[@54MU]

Then pay with your blood!!!

[@FrankieDeJong]

Hello, I am the police.

[@GodKnowsWhatIsInHere]

Dang, the subverting of expectations. I totally thought he was actually about to fly there.

[@homerman76]

Furthered by the realization that no one actually knows him 😂

[@BadaBing511]

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.

[@SomeoneMaybe05]

I thought there’d just be a cut to him floating in a pool.

[@ayvyli4703]

Man, Daniel is always there, when I need it the most.

[@OLDMALOOCHA]

Fr 😂

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Daniel is an it now? XD

[@Its_The_Astro]

Dan’s friends are the kind of people I want to hang out with

[@Sonny_McMacsson]

You just saw how he sees his pets when he's lonely.

[@SariyahGreenwood]

Is it because they all look the same but different?

[@Benny_Blue]

I’m starting to think “One friend makes wild claims, at least one friend believes them, and at least one friend doesn’t” is just Daniel’s sense of humor. This is at least the third sketch we’ve gotten like that.

[@seanplayscl]

That's a pretty straightforward straight man comedic trope

[@pamspray5254]

@@seanplayscl A classic comedy format, to be sure. It's both versatile and dynamic.

[@crtscream]

The difference with this one was that it turned out the wild claim wasn't true!

[@imibuks-replit]

It is true thouh

[@Sticknub]

I think the biggest plot twist of this video is that nothing insane happened... which says a lot about Daniel's videos

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Have you ever watched like 17 Daniel Thrasher videos in a row? Seriously this guy has a humor unmatched to any other 😂

[@invisiblenutmeg]

Yes and yes

[@YeetusQuackus]

1:51 cracks me up: "Did you meet extraterrestrials?" I love green hoodie guy! We need to see more of him.

[@Wawagirl17]

Oh yeah, Dennis being ridiculously naive and gullible in recent skits is so fucking adorable to me!

[@Cheesebasket24]

"you guys all look the same" so subtle, so funny. This is why Daniel is so good at making these skits.

[@tinkerbinker1]

Turley seems like a very interesting new character. I love his orange jacket.

[@MrLimeSapper]

This is great, because at this point I've come to expect something fantastical happening from these shenanigans, and the apparent "lies" actually being true- and to have just a (semi) realistic end like punching someone and running away because you actually lied now exceeds my expectations. Well done. Also, I love the bnuuy

[@christiantolliver6331]

"You guys all look...the same" was such an underrated line! Peak comedy 😂

[@patrickhannon4217]

2:32 The way he said that has me in stitches 🤣🤣

[@perspectives8203]

Hey Daniel I love how you've worked your rabbit into videos lately! I've had my bun for a couple years now. I appreciate that you adopted a white one, because they often have trouble finding homes as people find their red eyes off-putting. "I'm all outta vegetation for ya" was so wholesome

[@Ferrothorn462]

Founding Fathers: *drafts documents* Daniel Thrasher: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

[@zelciotv]

As a Brazilian, i can confirm that there is a statue of Daniel with a big red X on it. I wish you good luck when tou step on these lands. 😔✊

[@SariyahGreenwood]

You mean Turley...

[@zelciotv]

@@SariyahGreenwood oh whoops, mb. i'm still getting used to

[@SariyahGreenwood]

@@zelciotv Yeah... it's fine: they all look the same lol

[@Wizard_Pepsi]

3:12 This is the first time I have ever seen a rabbit and a cat in the same room.

[@fa1ry_du5t-old]

My friend has a rabbit, a cat and a dog and they all live in harmony. That's some zootopia type shit right there

[@hayliabrown5886]

Daniel's cats are just adorable legends! One snuck into the background at 2:09.

[@theolodger]

and the large white cat at 3:20!

[@finixmoon127]

Thank you Daniel for unintentionally giving me an existential crisis about the nature of truth and reality

[@MikaylaGamingOnline]

0:03 “Ooo” lol

[@sp10482]

Well Daniel has stolen my heart by making this video and I stole Daniel's by subscribing to his channel. That's what I call a healthy interaction among individuals of humanity "STEALING".

[@sp10482]

The rabbit is cute btw, I had one and it looked same but a stray dog killed it so, yeah.

[@Professionalnerd333]

@@sp10482 L rabbit 💀

[@Flintstone_o7]

"you guys.. all look the same." I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ruisinjams]

there's always that one person who'd believe literally anything and i love them for that 😌

[@trainerstone]

OMG! OMG! OMG! One of those alien things are on the counter in the background, but I think disguised as a cat. That's exactly what a giraffeadactyl would do.

[@Autumn_Frost]

3:00 you guys all look the same Why did I laugh so much at that?

[@kdevelopergw]

"i thought he was your cousin or something.. you guys look... the same..." he's becoming self-aware

[@Hedwig1210]

That jacket makes him look like Vector from Despicable Me. And there's always that one person in the friend group, the one who lies, the one that agrees/believes everything the one person is saying, and the person who is trying to get everyone to see the lies

[@ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna]

I'm glad that there's more than one coherent person in this sketch.

[@bunny.boo531]

0:58 when watching videos im quite straight faced, not much makes me laugh; but his face here made me giggle. "😮"

[@Cheez-Itz_Christ]

“You guys’s all look the same” I thought I was the only one that thought that

[@cammm063]

I feel like this is the least weird Daniel video we’ve had in close to a year. HIS SANITY IS BACK!

[@traditionalnative]

Right? I was surprised lmao

[@ItsMicola]

Are you sure...? Jk

[@FriskTemmieGoogle]

1:25 as I brazilian, I can confirm that Daniel 436th identity is actually the most wanted criminal in Brazil.

[@TannerJ07]

You mean 436th clone. It can get confusing.

[@joetaf8661]

I love the different emotions of every character Unconcerned, Fixated, Presumptuous, and Possibly Criminal

[@ROB_LAW98K]

He also created a team of the 10 most skilled individuals, and stole 190 Million dollars from 3 Las Vegas Casinos… that’d be a cool movie

[@niv731]

"you- you guys all look... the same..." As someone who also watches Ryan George, I absolutely love this joke.

[@theusmfcarv]

as a Brazilian can confirm he's the most wanted man in all of Brazil, maybe even in all of Jaboticabal city, the capital of the world

[@jeradarteche8594]

I was really about to exit the video when the ad read started, but feeding a rabbit vegetables during the reed might be the best way to keep my attention.

[@mequill9977]

Your cat likes long walks on the bench (2:09)

[@oliverhill149]

0:21 I was half expecting him to say the moon with that jacket

[@flutterpuff5544]

Daniels character in the green shirt, is probably the most adorable thing I have ever seen.

[@TripTropLove]

I remember once some random convict entered my house and punched me the eye for not sharing my nachos...I'll never forget you Dave!

[@brightgreenspacehopper4565]

I love how theres the character that believes him, the one that really wants him to shut up, and the one that doesn’t care.

[@followurdreamsnottherules]

I've been binge-watching Daniel Thrasher for the past 5 hours or so cause at this point it is the only thing keeping me smiling for at least a moment- ❤ My favourite comedian 😂😂😂 Keep going, incredible clever and witty ADHD friend!

[@Issacthatboy5]

He’s that one friend that always lied at school and one person didn’t believe him

[@Zerigala1028]

I love how Daniel has introduced "Easily Impressed Guy" into his sketches lol

[@redriclasir2367]

I believe he actually did all that because TURLEY IS NEVER WRONG.

[@TheSamfelgar]

As a Brazilian, I totally confirm this whole story

[@alicewhite_1818]

"You all look the same" 😂😂

[@ellea5670]

daniel just made me watch an ad read twice I didn't think anyone could do such a thing the power of bun

[@sarinahanai419]

oh my gosh its a bunny and a kitten all in the same shot!!!!! AHHHH

[@Tortle4444]

There is always the friend who lies about stuff to seem cool

[@warddprod]

"you guys all look the same" LMAO

[@pedroh.pereira8292]

It's true: here in Brasil we have a most wanted hall of statues and Daniel is among one of them. Right next to the beach

[@masondegaulle5731]

"..you guys all look the same..." 😭

[@abi.rose.i]

Dennis doesn't care what happens, he just loves boy time.

[@Wawagirl17]

Dennis is precious and must be protected always.

[@chidori_spear0584]

bro the quality is so good, nice camera Daniel

[@LoDaFTA]

1:31 Well our brazilian "government" IS a convicted criminal who has yet to serve his sentence, so it is, indeed, a good question.

[@TheMartinFigueroa]

He turned out to be innocent. Tell that to a judge

[@LoDaFTA]

@@TheMartinFigueroa He didn't. He got out because he was too old to serve the sentence.

[@TheMartinFigueroa]

@@LoDaFTA source: trust me bro

[@LoDaFTA]

@@TheMartinFigueroa He did not. What happened was: In Brazil we have four categories of different courts systems which we address as "First Instance", "Second Instance", etc. If you have a good enough case, and competent lawyers, you can have your case run through all of those instances before you get your judgement. Our current president went through all of those instances and was determined to be guilty in all of them, albeit barely in the last court, because most of the judges in that court are personal friends of his. We call this last Court the "Supreme Court" because they are the last possible recourse in a judgment, and they are supposed to set precedent for all other courts, by analyzing the constitution. However, one of the judges from the other courts was deemed to be partial(because of political reasons) in his judgment, even though all other courts either corroborated his judgment or found his to be too lenient, and ended up increasing the sentence. This in turn, gave the judges of the Supreme Court an out, to declare that the case needed to be run through again, through the other instances to determine whether or not to maintain the current ruling. However, in Brazil, we also have a law that states that all crimes committed and court cases started you become a certain age are deemed to be discontinued. Turns out that the current president got to that age while he was in prison, so when he got out to wait for the next judgment as one would normally do when a sentence needs to be revised, he was deemed unfit to serve his sentence because of that law previously stated. This means that the current president WAS NOT deemed innocent of any charges, just that he can't be judged for crimes he committed before he turned 75.

[@AVS1]

"And all the girafadactles want to be friends with me"

[@mothiikai]

I too, am a little bad boy who steals pens. and diamonds

[@yasqueen9376]

Give that bunny and that kitty a raise, best advertisers ever. I stayed all the way through despite already having Doreen at the Bank (my therapist works on the top floor of my bank)

[@vyrious7029]

Daniel sure did steal the attention in this skit. Amazing as always.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

I thought i saw the Mona Lisa one time. Now i think i only saw a fake Turley left.

[@MyPianoArchives]

Daniel must’ve done too much acid one day, because all his videos are a never ending fever dream of a trip.

[@Blimpee]

He took that one friend who lies to a whole new level

[@kimmokyla-laaso4443]

I hope this channel never dies

[@armageddon7432]

he floated like a butterfly

[@_XRMissie]

I can never tell whether Daniel's skits end up playing out as true or someone's a liar lmao. I fully expected Turely to just pull out a pouch of diamonds, the declaration of independence, and a baby out of his jacket.

[@alexsheppard237]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had a "friend" that absolutely no one in the friend group knew whos friend it was. We legit have no clue how they came in and we just assumed it was just someone elses friend.

[@eggycarton]

I like how the format is different this time, usually 1 Daniel is smart and trying to convince the other daniels, but now 2 daniels are calling him out.

[@Itmedontask]

"ALSO....a baby, I stole on of those too" "C O O L"

[@DragonsSongStudios]

His videos get more chaotic and I'm here for it big time 😂

[@SeraphEChasted_3]

"You guys all look the same." Thaat's homophobic *ding*

[@be_couragous]

Every time Daniel uploads my sanity slips even further into the abyss

[@Dr-Peppy]

Well, you could say he was “stealing our attention!”

[@Ferrothorn462]

Quest Dealer: Welcome to the town of NPC, traveler, we have a few quest options: -Steal diamonds from the white house -Steal the Declaration of Independence -Steal a baby So, which will it be? Daniel:

[@a_chill_dude.]

Oh my word THATS THE GUY THAT STOLE MY BABY GIVE IT BACK !!!!!!!!!

[@eggyolk.no1]

Man, Turley, Dennis and others together for BOYTIME is really the best! did I mention that I LOVE BOYTIME? Because I do love BOYTIME.

[@mitchbedel8372]

I like how one is reading Newton's "Journey of Souls" and then the other has died, met a deity, met a giraffe/dinosaur. Very nice.

[@harphappens4644]

Daniel never fails to make us laugh

[@ineffablake]

dennis' reactions are delightful

[@DanP740]

The way he just let the burp happen at 1:44 and not reshoot the take.

[@SeekerOfFun]

"No I thought he was like your cousin or something, you guys all look the same". HE KNOWS

[@TheMythicalGrape]

All you need to be happy is a new daniel thrasher video

[@AndreJNick]

When I was in high-school I was in law enforcement class and we were actually attending a competition for crime scene investigation when the teacher decided to stop and check out a few stores in the area for souvenirs. There was this one place that sold little trinkets and the security lax, and I thought the irony was just too tempting not to. I walked out with a necklace.

[@Edfonseca_]

You brazilian?! HAHAH Essa eu ri! Inclusive tem em brasileiro que assiste seu canal, Daniel! Eu sou um deles! Adorei o vídeo! Seria massa poder Record Something with ya some dia !

[@Casett]

I never realized that Dennis was so gullible. Laughed out loud. Run away Turly, run away.

[@DanielVoeller]

Huge props for Daniel for keeping us entertained so well!! 👇

[@TTTP-2012]

That rabbit is massive

[@matheusprado9151]

Him being a brazillian, is very accurate that he has stolen stuff like that. As a brazillian myself i approve

[@8_BlackOut_8]

“No.. I thought he was ur cousin or smth, you guys all look the same..” The comedy of just one, simple sentence-

[@victrola2007]

My straightlaced early 30's step daughter recently took and failed her 4th interview (offer contingent on outcome) for which she was flown out to Wash, DC this May based on THAT QUESTION. They let her take it the next day and she passed without issues. They told her that many fail it and she honestly told them that first morning that she didn't know why this was the only question she got wrong, but she didn't ring up a lemon in her groceries once. 🤦‍♀️🤣🤪

[@TheMegaLegoShow]

About half way through I thought "those glasses look familiar" and then I realized they are literally the same as my own glasses. This guy stole the Declaration AND MY GLASSES!!!