HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: Diary of a Wimpy Kid Fanfics

[@litsaber]

"I have something I've needed to get off my chest" "What that he's gay?" A few minutes later "I love you man"

[@Bob-op1ue]

I mean that's the most expected thing in fanfiction.

[@starcasm8674]

Greg: im gonna put my zoo wee in your mama edit: what have I done

[@swagmaster47625]

Bloo Phish nah that’s what a 11 year old would say on X-Box Live

[@starcasm8674]

@@swagmaster47625 that’s what Greg would say to Rowley if he had Xbox live

[@pigmeatatinlay]

@@starcasm8674 yo m

[@srduckie8372]

2007 J. K. Rowling: Dumbledore is gay 2032 Jeff Kinney: Greg is gay

[@A_Person167-8]

Jeff Kinney Rowling

[@markcox8256]

@@A_Person167-8 J K Rowley

[@TokoSauce]

@@markcox8256 ngl that's always what I'd think of when I saw her name

[@cutecommie]

Why are we mocking this fanfiction for claiming Greg might be bi? Is that really so unrealistic? Some of these comments smell kinda homophobic.

[@addharn9242]

No one is saying that there's anything wrong with it, we're just making fun of all the things JK Rowling has tweeted. There's no need to be offended by this, it's all a joke.

[@teeveeee]

_"I'm Not Gay Greg."_ *_Seinfeild Theme Plays_*

[@crimsondynamo615]

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

[@kotux0910]

J.K Rowling wants to know your location

[@upshurr]

@@crimsondynamo615 pfFf-

[@DBStax]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXSaYal6oL6pp80

[@Toxin_Glitch]

Spaghetti Slammer *SHI-*

[@cublics3810]

Keep in mind, he spent his time writing in his diary instead of trying to actually survive the bomb

[@cublics3810]

@John Luderer I did.

[@hhoop3876]

I mean, when 2 of your family members die, murder 3 people with a shotgun, and getting locked out of the bunker by your older brother, you might as well embrace death.

[@wumpus976]

@@josefsinlimbo *had

[@slaymen587]

@@josefsinlimbo unnecessary, dude

[@GummitMan]

Nobody would even be left to read it lol

[@memejohn86]

"Manny flew off the car, hit the tunnel wall, and DIED." *ZOO-WEE-MAMA*

[@kylethedragon6411]

BAHAHAHAHHA

[@icepoplol]

*MANNY IS FUCKING DEAD*

[@spencervirens]

@@cheeseboy4673 ZOO-WE-MAMA

[@zomnineo9931]

Yaaaa boi!

[@andreaweiser5153]

Manny is fucking dead

[@blueregardinkwood4875]

*”I’M NOT GAY GREG..”* Top ten anime betrayals...

[@flipposlippo1510]

I’m not playing Fortnite with you Greg

[@gyuisthebeom]

😂💀💀👏😂

[@devin3537]

😂😂😂

[@copperpepper5353]

Top 10 anime twists people didn’t expect

[@garlicbread2528]

ZOO WEE MAMA

[@noza4443]

Greg’s Dad: *gets cancer* Rowley: *_Z O O - W E E M A M A_*

[@pugtato2196]

Cool Story Bro

[@Alice-hs9yj]

WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE !!! No one : Rowley : Rowley Jefferson what yours

[@paytondev]

Me: **is depressed** Rowley: *_Z O O - W E E M A M A !_*

[@branclown6113]

He actually received the cheeseth touch

[@Candycanestore]

Greg : *Gives the cheese touch to Rowley* Rowley : ZOO- WEE MOTHERFU

[@funnyfella8198]

I like to imagine Jeff Kinney reading these and going "God dammit! They've guessed every ending I had planned!"

[@drewtheshifter2226]

*YES*

[@Freshlydeliveredegg]

Well there goes the future books

[@wixer3152]

@milk where my dad

[@alex.g7317]

@@wixer3152 @milk is in him…

[@ZALGOZALGOZALGOZALGOZALGOZALGO]

@milk WHERE'S HIS FUNCKNIG DAF

[@TilikumA1]

The G in LGBT stands for Greg

[@sigmagamingg420]

yeaaaa

[@VaporwaveSunset]

Somebody made the same exact comment 5 days ago. Looks like you're a little late

[@TilikumA1]

Chef Number 1⃣ Oh :(

[@cherrybansx7398]

i spit out my food laughing to this

[@thealmightyone8678]

No gay

[@uncomfortableviewings9086]

“I’m not gay Greg” *slams door* *sobbing* Art

[@toffletorte]

Jin The Harvester i’m sad to say that panel of the comic was probably the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life and nothing will ever top it.

[@sigmagamingg420]

666th like

[@the_pigs_have_rebelled]

Jin The Harvester 666 likes

[@heynae2016]

(Wheeze)

[@flipposlippo1510]

I died

[@jolynekujoz]

“The cancer’s gotten worse.” *Z o o - w e e - m a m a*

[@bugglemagnum6213]

I have to come clean

[@thesireen]

@@bugglemagnum6213 with what

[@thesireen]

@@bugglemagnum6213 pleas ebwha

[@justcallmejay2299]

Interesting.

[@sillyguyfred]

ɐ ɯ ɐ ɯ ǝ ǝ ʍ o o z

[@chiachimariachi4682]

*You know Manny is hated when he is collectively hurt/killed in every fanfiction*

[@seancaldwell879]

When Manny falls off the car *Meaty whack *Everyone chuckles

[@randomdude6376]

*Fall* *Meaty slap*

[@mrpancake8888]

*hear some tumbling on the roof of the car, silence, meaty whack, more silence, chuckles*

[@alexceous]

ZOO WEE MAMA!

[@nxgan1088]

*I fucking lose my shit and nearly die laughing

[@lampshade2536]

I chuckled after reading this

[@Bro3256Films]

J. K. Rowling confirms that Greg is gay

[@notreallyizaah3025]

J. K Rowling confirmed that we are gay

[@xXticklemonsterXx]

J. K. Rowling un-confirms that Greg is straight.

[@kbhasi]

J. K. Rowling confirms that Greg is straight'nt

[@blipboigilgamesh7865]

J. K. Rowling adverts that this joke is not funny or original since 2014

[@uberd3323]

blipboi gilgamesh J. K. Rowling deny'nt's the heterosexuality of blipboi's mom

[@zaptol6267]

Oh no my dad's cancer has gotten worse! *B E T T E R S T A R T D O O D L I N G I N M Y D I A R Y T H E N!*

[@calliecorn]

Oh, what's that? My brother's skull was broken and he died? *Sounds like a good opportunity to doodle!1!!1* -That's a beautiful profile pic, my dude.- -I'm sorry, I had to say it.-

[@CYCL0PZZZZ]

_Zoo wee mama_

[@warlock1186]

@@calliecorn he will stuff you in the crust!

[@Sh0eBox]

The profile picture makes the it sooooooo much better

[@cruh_yes5194]

Pull the trigger piglet

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

This fanfic makes Greg a much more likable character than the actual books.

[@nathanhills336]

All it took was him being depressed

[@hhoop3876]

@@nathanhills336 and gay

[@alfalldoot6715]

@@hhoop3876 And nuked

[@removed629]

@@alfalldoot6715 and Vietnam

[@cupio-stardust]

@@removed629 And Gregnant.

[@gingersnap6004]

Me: “Haha, what a silly subreddit! I’m gonna check it out for a laugh!” Me, several months later, running a successful slice of life fan comic on the subreddit: “...Welp. This took a turn.”

[@nothankyou4752]

i mean. you got a link?

[@tiacat11]

Hook a sister UP, fam!

[@danefrancis672]

WAIT A MINUTE WAS THIS A TRICK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WENT TO THE OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS???

[@mage_the_mage]

TerribleTamato now he has IBS!

[@gingersnap6004]

@@danefrancis672 fuck ive been discovered The mission has been compromised SHUT IT DOWN

[@hellspawn21]

Manny's Meat Flaps™ is definitely the name of a steak house somewhere

[@giornogiovanna2008]

Oh noooooo

[@frallbobroggins4005]

Red Kid Oh YEEEEEEEEES

[@cherliechao]

@@giornogiovanna2008 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJ6vXmdtl7KsoLs

[@Stock_Junction]

Sounds like Manny doing something

[@JayTohab]

Ewww

[@Kriosaivak]

"I'm not gay Greg" is just amazing.

[@SoshiTheYoshi]

What about “I’m not playing Fortnite with you Greg?”

[@Bludwhat_0]

Read diary of wimpy kid the joker

[@satan4489]

420th likes

[@michaelkeehan8094]

@@satan4489 Zoo-Wee-Mama!

[@friedegg3732]

@Comrade Iggy thats just bi

[@jordythecat7181]

i like how the ballistic missile story labels it as “day one” even though Greg dies at the end because it implies that since he’s just built so different he assumed he was gonna survive and go on post apocalyptic adventures, i dunno probably overthinking it

[@caydenlaw965]

Ye lol and that assumes that every thing is getting nuked and not just his town because of the missile lol

[@tacobanana6538]

That's actually kinda sad when you put it that way. Just some kid so innocently delusional and in denial that they try and convince themselves that they'll live to do some fantasy bs, trying to cope with the fact that they're gonna die.

[@windowcreeperbird9669]

That feels in very character.

[@littlemau1360]

If he got into the bunker he probably would have lived

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

200th like :D

[@orrie1911]

“get to the hospital now, it’s dad, the cancers gotten worse.” *zoo wee mama*

[@stormcloudmctrashcan2048]

OwO

[@SoggySlopzter]

Bruh

[@SoggySlopzter]

Bruh

[@alfiehillhsaliill8880]

@RhysTheCODBlogger FaZe why ya say lol then

[@noobo569]

*z o o w e e m a m a*

[@Nickbotmax]

Comments: %49 Zoo Wee Mama %51 I'm not gay, Greg

[@warlock1186]

Now its 50% zoo wee mama 49% "I'm not gay Greg" 1% cheese touch

[@koolaidgamer17]

No it’s 50% *ZOO WEE MAMA* 50% *Im not gay greg

[@crushersbutlessedgynow]

@@koolaidgamer17 i have no strong feelings one way or the other

[@mattok101digitaltamer9]

@@crushersbutlessedgynow Ah, a man of Neutral Culture

[@lalalalalalsjdhbqja3255]

Im not playing fortnite with u greg

[@owenbillo5513]

This fanfic can't be serious, it's just gotta be the most incredible shitpost ever

[@noahdirk-qs8vv]

Tome Homeowner is it like r/imsorryjon

[@steampunk-llama]

Animation Crustacean ehh some of the content is like it but it's mostly just panel edits or silly goofs, not eldritch horror

[@kappnk9821]

@@noahdirk-qs8vv no. r/imsorryjon is basically Lovecraftian Garfield

[@0x1gyu]

Who ever wrote this is a fuc^^ng writing god

[@thisisaterribleargument_but]

I'm part of the sub, it's all shitposts and it's beautiful

[@tbbproductions4173]

Can't believe they left out "this isn't a diary, it's a suicide note"

[@colourfulDefuser]

Heather's reference /j

[@calliecalamity8787]

KZbin probably wouldn't like it

[@Jcproductions489]

I think maybe that part wasn’t out yet when they recorded the video

[@philosotree5876]

Is that part of the first one?

[@Madden_08]

​@@philosotree5876 yep

[@alphabluu]

"I'm sorry, but the cancer has gotten worse.." _WELL ZOO WEE MAMA_

[@mr.joleed4426]

“I’m not gay Greg.” *Slams the door shut.* _ZOO WEE MAMA!_

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

WELL BITE MY BISCUITS!!!

[@skydog0_038]

noice

[@scrapbabyplays6862]

Dont make fun of cancer son of a bitch

[@pikmindavid5566]

Sunny. Chill g bub go you ni hmm

[@kingpenguin1580]

No one: J.k Rowling: Greg and Rowley had a intense gay relationship

[@noreenmerasty813]

Rowling, rowley? COUENSEDENCE? I THINK NOT

[@warlock1186]

@@noreenmerasty813 don't fucking move.

[@gman4736]

@@noreenmerasty813 HOL UP

[@thatoneskinfromarsenal]

i m n o t g a y g r e g

[@gman4736]

@@thatoneskinfromarsenal *I'm not going to play fortnite with you Greg*

[@Gorilla_Chaos]

“Giving manny a gun would eliminate traffic.” Yes. As shooting people IN A CAR will just make the THE CAR disappear.

[@malaizze]

If you don't watch what you're saying, I'll make *you* disappear.

[@randomduck8679]

Ray Thus family, I tell ya.

[@fullzatochi2053]

Ray It’s democracy mode

[@JohnsonSteel]

Everyone knows this is true

[@captainitalia811]

Learn Spanish or you will Vanish

[@guacamolegoddess1342]

“There’s only one option left-“ *i get a condom ad*

[@ZooWeeMama709]

Same

[@ipadkid1133]

Srsly???

[@sonicfanboy3375]

Same

[@0rkem906]

*_Zoo wee mama!_*

[@gustavomartinez5143]

Aren't ads personalized?

[@GonnaCrime]

Greg: there’s something I need to get off my chest Them: LMAO HE GAY Greg: howdidyou-

[@gabrielnunez8504]

J K Rowling be like

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

It’s so interesting to see how someone trying to make a “darker” and more serious story using a property that should never venture into that direction fails so spectacularly that it just becomes goofy again. They were inspired by Bojack? That makes sense.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

Monokuma, Headmaster of Despair Talking smack about Bojack?

[@bored5094]

I love when people do darker stuff of child friendly stuff it’s weird but interesting seeing a different side of it

[@percyap4271]

@@bored5094 If they do it right, that is.

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

LJK401 Of course not. I love Bojack and I think it’s a terrific show, but it’s what people get from it that kinda worries me. A lot of somewhat insecure creators think that the only way to make something more adult is to just needlessly add dark content without thinking of whether or not it makes sense or if it fits. Which, in this case, it really doesn’t and comes off as rather needlessly dark for no real reason

[@Darkwolfpocco]

Can I buy your account?

[@joshuawee7836]

Can we just appreciate “Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile” Edit: its already been a year since i wrote this shit lol. Ah i had no idea what was coming

[@nethascotx24]

Loved it

[@warlock1186]

10/10 would read again.

[@warlock1186]

@Desc you have 69 likes.

[@warlock1186]

Now you have 99 likes

[@souakadpadkid6685]

@Kallen Coz Now 128 liek

[@winter_wolf3284]

“i’m not gay greg” top 10 saddest anime quotes

[@Eggtismo]

"I'm not Greg, gay" - Zoo-Wee-Mama Boi, 2032

[@warlock1186]

100/10 high quality comment

[@Grandma419]

It still kinda makes sense

[@kidleprechaun1018]

Greg Heffley: the LGBT icon we didn't know we needed

[@someman66]

heffLey greG Bmanny roTrick Qrowley

[@AnthonyS346]

you have a stack of likes

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

hes a bi icon good for him

[@chom6096]

@@iwakeupandboomimarat a bicon

[@lgbtqiarights]

now this is epic

[@Rabbid4240]

No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single living soul I'm serious: 8-year-old at a book fair: Diary of a Wimpy Minecraft Mutant Zombie 14

[@mantrabeeg]

Not a living soul except my dumbass when I was 6.

[@ryanfoley8897]

I have 1 and 2 from book orders. At least I can tell what quality is now.

[@shrekgal4935]

Fukkkkk

[@amongblox_usa]

Diary of a Wimpy Sans: An Unofficial Undertale Book is still superior.

[@BobSmith-cg2ek]

The worst part is this is actually a real book. Can confirm, own all up to ten as a joke.

[@sillybuffalo45]

Why does the page where Rowley says he’s not gay give off a similar energy to Loss

[@chocobros1]

Because both it and Loss attempt to portray a dramatic situation using characters and an artstyle designed entirely around comedy. Plus both DoaWK and CAD use stock poses and faces in their art so it ends up looking really wacky in both cases.

[@Willowposting]

Both give off the same vibe of despair and pure sorrow.

[@SPG69]

| || || |_

[@MonkeyDGooner]

@@Willowposting oh you mean none?

[@j.marston]

Now I can never unsee Manny's face, thanks to you bois.

[@warlock1186]

He is an ugly little shit.

[@theaquaticadventurer5602]

At least he can swim tho

[@evey8178]

*_quack_*

[@LegoGamer5502]

John Marston yed

[@mattcools1685]

me to

[@dirtydan2955]

*pan over to Rowley* "He's so tall And handsome as hell He's so bad But he does it so well"

[@Sparklecat16]

XD

[@hambelperhurger4547]

Y E S

[@Midnight-Starfish]

But he isn't gay though.

[@milesverivague6521]

👀

[@luke-sucks]

i remember this taylor swift song only because my sister would listen to taylor swift all the time 5 years ago lmao

[@Behon]

Please never stop making Have You Heard About videos. They've opened my eyes to so many gems of the internet.

[@Saltydkdan]

The topics will continue to get better trust me

[@helix0r60]

"GEMS"

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Saltydkdan how can they get better than this? Is there shit even deeper on reddit, or somewhere worse...

[@P_araps]

_oh hey it's the guy who does that warioware cartoon that's so epic_

[@izuwumidoriya3784]

Behon *GEMS*

[@sparkythecat]

"Im not gay Greg" *Slams door* *Sobs* 10/10 story telling!

[@spinoexplosion4910]

“I’m Not Playing Fortnite With You Greg”

[@GregTheBaumann]

Darn

[@RobotPilots]

You get it? Because playing Fortnite is... Ahaha!

[@peacefulrises8284]

He plays solos, respectable

[@Smartfellafartsmella]

*ZOO-WEE-MAMA*

[@handheldgamer3424]

@@RobotPilots You forgot two more Minecraft and CoD yes they are G A Y

[@barbararab6390]

Jeff Kinney: Greg and Rowley had an intense sexual relationship

[@HannahMoore]

Gelatina_Royal jk howling

[@cooperwatkins6063]

Who the fuck is howley

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

Rowley

[@Candycanestore]

Then Fregly comes and tries to steal Greg (Yes i think Fregly is gay)

[@ihateladymacbeth8170]

JK Rowley

[@jakebolstrum8909]

Rowley: im not gay greg Greg: *sobs* Me: ZOO-WEE-MAMA

[@Candycanestore]

Greg : Well, girls are better anyway Rowley : WAIT GREG NO Rodrick : I heard that you're gay Greg Greg : *GASP*

[@Lex-ql5ht]

*W H E E Z E*

[@queenlikesstuff6500]

Manny: *bursts through wall* U W0T MATE

[@tripodgamer]

puppygirl -roblox and more ka

[@kroxldyphivc]

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

[@bent8085]

"Im not gay Greg." *Friends intro plays*

[@Bravice]

*SO NO ONE TOLD Y-*

[@amaracaroline9482]

LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAAAAY- *sound of Manny’s Meat Flaps*

[@acerola7188]

YOUR JOBS’ A JOKE YOUR BROKE~

[@jamfingers55]

YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A~

[@appleteeth27]

No one: Reddit: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐲𝐬: 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐰?

[@kaiijak]

how the heck did you make the text like that

[@honeygacha4493]

Woah where and how did you get that ??

[@soundrogue4472]

@@kaiijak you use, **

[@kaiijak]

*ok*

[@kaiijak]

*yeah uh I'm doing it now and it doesnt work*

[@solstice5103]

*Many hits the tunnel and dies* Manny: "*MeATy LIp soUnDs*" Everyone else: "*giggles*" Rowley: "ZOO WEE MAMA!"

[@seangaming8229]

*Giggles turn into roaring laughter*

[@yureschede9692]

I was already laughing but you made me laugh harder

[@Dominion69420]

I TOLD YOU GREG, IM NOT G-*Country Roads starts playing as nuclear hellfire is unleashed*

[@asrieldreemurr9637]

Damian Simmonds O.M.G I just L.O.Led!!!

[@kryswilkins8615]

Somebody watches RT too.

[@aguy8099]

@@thatonerandomguy2774 *m o u n t a i n m a m a*

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

M A M A M I A

[@chasefray]

RTGAME WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTA MA MY TO THE SEH CAN whatever tf the rest of the lyrics are lel

[@thisdoesnotexist5246]

9:10: “Not long after, dad exclaimed to us that there’s a Ballistic missile heading towards our town in an hour” ZOO-WEE-MAMA!

[@Indigo_404]

8:24 Hnngh, Colonel, I’m trying to see Rowley, but I’m dummy gay and the clap of manny’s meat flaps keeps alerting the guards

[@LoydAvenheart]

please stop

[@shadex0437]

OMG that's that goku thing from Twitter

[@jessiek289]

Meaty slap

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Stop it get some help

[@thefunnyman3008]

Meat flap them... meat flap them all...

[@lollybowser]

Excuse me while I adopt the phrase “I’m not gay, Greg” into my vocabulary.

[@Blackholebirb]

"i'm not Greg, gay"

[@randomcommenter7900]

"Greg, I'm not gay"

[@jopvos9242]

I'm not grey, Gag

[@aarondixon5438]

"Not gay I'm, greg"

[@adrii7186]

No, this is Patrick!

[@Ian-sg5ms]

*The Diary Of A Wimpy kid: The Midlife Crisis*

[@obsessedwitheverything9058]

Hetalia?

[@galaticmilk2661]

id die for ur pfp

[@bigmacboi1667]

*The diary of a wimpy kid: default takeover*

[@Ian-sg5ms]

im in love with aph ukraine id die for your username

[@nolanmaisey]

Diary of a Boomer: Midlife Crisis

[@ZcattheNobody]

When a fanfic feels more iconic than the entire series

[@ZcattheNobody]

@@Funnypantswhen a crap fanfic of writing looks higher quality than the entire official series

[@danielnidhiry5796]

nr, mostly the meme is iconic

[@chercherchaos5780]

this is obviously way more important than B R E A T H I N G

[@Taikofan04]

Heck yeah, I guess I’ll just die from wheezing to hard at many’s adult figure.

[@azurityed569]

Did I find a JoJo fan?

[@fartdoodoo8986]

Whats breathing I have *G I L L S*

[@justinbosch2723]

JoJo

[@janishughesfan56]

Its the year 2034 the cheese touch infected half of the population *ZOO WEE MAMA* edit ; i dont remember commenting this pls help

[@idkwhattoputhereanymore8047]

*WELL I HAVE NONE* I just love that

[@gregparody3990]

@@idkwhattoputhereanymore8047 wtf Kaylee

[@aminakrupalija2168]

I have the chese touch *touchs ur arm* NOW I DONT

[@warlock1186]

I bet the president is Manny and says with his meat flaps "Cheese touch is an epidemic"

[@randomdude6376]

*Many deaths have been confirmed from the cheese touch.*

[@comento4158]

“Manny Died” *WELL ZOO-WEE-MAMA*

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@Blake The Kid Um.. I'm afraid to ask...

[@morbidapple5794]

@@MrSuperbeast92 oh it's some stupid catch phrase if you read the book as a kid (horrible book honestly) you'll know what it is.

[@whitty4041]

WHY IS EVERYONE IS SAYING ZOO WEE MAMA

[@warlock1186]

@@whitty4041 I don't fucking know but its 95% of all comments here. I'm honestly surprised that literally 1% of the comments say anything about the cheese touch.

[@vixinfinity-t2e]

he fucking died

[@rowie5396]

THATS WHERE THE "IM NOT GAY GREG" MEME CAME FROM LMFAOOOO

[@pastaroni8683]

Im not gay, Greg z o o w e e m a m a

[@nessalsaa]

'im gay' 'im not gay, greg' 🅩🅞🅞 🅦🅔🅔 🅜🅐🅜🅐

[@cobalt2257]

JK Rowling stands for Jeff Kinney Rowling now

[@warlock1186]

Jeff kinney wants to know your location.

[@abbyreaves595]

🤯 bro...

[@ToadtheGreat1]

jeff kinney rowley

[@ewatiredrat6925]

Greg Heffley is the ultimate bisexual

[@kysbasil]

@Ignatious no he would definitely misgender someone

[@lgbtqiarights]

@@kysbasil wtf does sexuality have to do with gender lol

[@gedaxx13]

Geruggi Hefuī, Ultimate Journalist and LGBT Icon.≙▽≙)∫ 💖

[@wyatt778]

@@kysbasil sexuality ≠ gender

[@rowleyjeffersonsmokesgrass8287]

I’m not gay, Greg *ZOOWEE MAMA*

[@warlock1186]

Here you are again . Mr. ZOO WEE MAMA.

[@theveryfunnymyth]

Zoo Pee on Rowley's mama?

[@Tokyocowboy420]

Why would you make an account with that name?

[@plainoldcereal9409]

Rowley Jefferson Smokes Grass so. Do ya smoke grass?

[@manboy4720]

greg heffley goes to afghanistan, greg heffley gets an sti, greg heffley becomes the most powerful character in all written literature, greg heffley is the creator of his own reality. all hail greg, but i'm still not gay though.

[@warlock1186]

Greg heffley goes to Vietnam Greg heffley goes to fucking jail Greg heffley fucking dies Greg heffley patient zero of cheese touch.

[@shrekonion8307]

greg heffley starts a third world war through the medium of a facebook meme

[@blackwolfrules56]

Doesn't he actually become able to control his reality? I thought he stayed a kid forever because the author didn't want him to grow up.

[@thundergaming155]

Greg is still not strong enough to defeat shaggy.

[@megamaxproductions9973]

_Ballistic Missile Goes Off_ Rowley: *Z O O W E E M A M A*

[@guaperryz596]

@gradedcypress 11 this is pure cringe and i have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea what u just said

[@bojerim]

@gradedcypress 11 this isnt kek

[@rampagedudesrb2]

7:46 the iconic page of the whole video

[@aveliene5565]

I have something to say We have never seen rowleys mouth closed before...

[@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv]

OH SHIT YOUR RIGHT!

[@warlock1186]

Don't fucking move Jeff kinney would like to know your location.

[@granturismomarko2281]

That one time that his girlfriend fed him pudding in hard luck

[@TheSgoul]

Yeah

[@squidmationsdrawls6118]

Wtf... you’re right

[@Thebes342]

I like how the first one was coherent and actually semi-interesting, even in spite of how bordering on edgy it was... and then the one after that just leads into pure madness. Reddit in a nutshell I guess.

[@Maroki06]

Thebes342 the second ones edge though it almost cut my finger off

[@coldwarfare1429]

Lol never laughed so hard in my life

[@aster1sk294]

its because theyre JOKES not meant to be taken seriously. Thats what THAT ENTIRE FUCKING SUBREDDIT IS FOR

[@I_love_dr_stone]

​@@aster1sk294we know you condescending wanksock

[@san-t7700]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid is the series that introduced me to reading and first inspired me to want to become a writer. I’m so glad they’re using this series to its fullest extent.

[@fineichangedit5315]

Cough cough

[@shiftivous]

I like how Greg took time to draw himself, Rowley and his Mom looking at the explosion that is about to kill them

[@itsmattmc123]

“The cancer has gotten worse!” *Bojack Horseman Intro Plays*

[@Champiness]

That’s kinda the main inspiration, mixed with a bit of Master of None.

[@Meikurey]

🎵*Back in the 90's I was diagnosed with terminal lung cancerrrr* 🎵

[@diamondmario64]

Rowley: Greg, I'm not gay Rowley: *shuts door* Greg: *sobs* I lost it man, it was so funny lol

[@rocioreynoso9538]

Zoo wee mama

[@diamondmario64]

@Ro0okie *S O B S*

[@Purchh]

its "I'm not gay, Greg" you just butchered it and made it not funny

[@diamondmario64]

@@Purchh lol

[@BigTony55]

diamondmario64 SMG4 sucks ass dude

[@lookmomnohands0391]

Phone: *COME QUICK DAD GOT CANCER* rowley: *z o o w e e m a m a*

[@djkeemstar1425]

Stan the Man :( frick you for bringing me back to stans death

[@lookmomnohands0391]

Tom Holland Is Better Than Noah Centineo and Jimin ok

[@warlock1186]

@@djkeemstar1425 who the hell is Noah centineo and Jimin?

[@djkeemstar1425]

warlock 118 honestly bro same

[@warlock1186]

@@djkeemstar1425 also your username is very hyperspecific.

[@eerbothepirate]

“I’m not gay, Greg.” *sounds like something a gay person would say*

[@Dio-hp8xb]

Kid: Hey, what's your favourite doawk book? Other kid: Long haul Other kid: Rodrick rules Me: Greg and the ballistic missile

[@saladking4106]

I mean you're Kim Jong un

[@shaynehughes6645]

@@saladking4106 I mean you're salad King

[@tjlnintendo]

I mean you're Shayne Hughes

[@huaraches8934]

@@tjlnintendo I mean You're thlnintendo

[@saladking4106]

@@huaraches8934 I mean you're you

[@bluetoonz8148]

But In the books, and movies, Rowley was THE GAYEST OF THE GAY

[@youraverageant7888]

True

[@asic3468]

"YoU hAvE a CuTe BuTt"

[@millerblaylock]

Yeah and then Greg didn't really like Rowley in half of the books but only used him for personal gain..? EDIT: omg guys thanks for 99 likes that's the most I've ever gotten!

[@theinterspeciesreviewer7400]

Rowley to me was a little gay. But mostly I found him very awkward and antisocial but that's just me mate's.

[@g.m.j.bennett6702]

Rowley is pure testosterone

[@TheArcWielder]

Ah yes, the sweet sounds of the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon OST to lessen the blow of Mr. Heffley's death.

[@BoltManectric]

Yeaahh

[@sketch-eee4165]

It cause me stress causes it's a monster house.

[@Kunivixhi]

@@sketch-eee4165 *Its a m o n s t e r h o u s e*

[@panna3591]

MONSTER HOUSE

[@doofs]

The monster house theme better play on every siren during air raids.

[@This_is-a-handle]

My version of the 25 yrs later story: “I’m not gay Greg” Said Rowley “ *Z O O W E E M A M A* “ Said Greg “I HAVE RISEN” Said JK Rowling

[@ckqk]

JK Rowley

[@FedoraProductions]

HIRE FANS

[@jordanjoestar9096]

Plot twist: the dads cancer was caused by reading internet fanfics like this on wattpad

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

I'm not gay, Greg.

[@Fritz1105]

@@MilesL.auto-train4013 I think if it was on there, it would be “I am gay, Greg”

[@ВладШипило-э4к]

Zoo wee mama

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

Not funny, Didn't laugh

[@jordanjoestar9096]

@@EternalTheMandarinGoddess cool story. Not my problem though 😂

[@mandisi3513]

So if you punch Manny's face, does that mean..... *YOU'RE BEATING MANNY'S MEAT*

[@cgkik]

King Krazy oh shit

[@Candycanestore]

It means Manny abuse

[@anancapcat4221]

Meat doesn't refer to face so no.

[@Aspen72]

yes

[@cheatsykoopa98]

so thats how he gets away with everything he does

[@aidan4529]

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw Pumped Up kicks starts playing Edit: Lol, maybe we'll make a sequel, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Behind Bars

[@eastanglianmapping3538]

Rodrick's got a quick hand He'll look around the room, he won't tell you his plan He's got a rolled cigarette, hanging out his mouth he's a cowboy kid Yeah found a six shooter gun In his dad's closet hidden oh in a box of fun things, I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet Daddy works a long day He be coming home late, he's coming home late And he's bringing me a surprise 'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice I've waited for a long time Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger I reason with my cigarette And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet

[@Dexstar3210]

all the other kids with the pumped up kicks

[@joeywest101]

haha that joke hasnt been made already

[@limon6876]

@@joeywest101 It has

[@sonicmorgana5363]

r/wooosh

[@smolsammichowo]

Ironically enough the guy who played Greg in the movies became the version of Greg that Greg wanted to become in the books ( aka Famous actor, good singer, known person, etc )

[@chiiyze]

*I'm not gay Greg* **Slams Door** _Z O O W E E M A M A_

[@Msobama]

I'm not playing fortnite

[@legojangofett1845]

@@Msobama *sob*

[@userboi5573]

*oh my god, I never actually knew fanfics exist for this.*

[@calliecorn]

Well. *🌠 the more you know 🌟*

[@FriendlyFire2112]

I am on the subreddit they come from a lot. Most of them are ironic and for laughes

[@evelyn2420]

When I was 10, i read some dork diaries fanfics. They were BAD.

[@Loveybuggi]

Is that a good thing or bad thing?

[@evelyn2420]

@@clarelabellerose I thought was the only one!! The fanfic I remember reading the most was where Brianna and nikki are living together and their parents are in Florida or sum but Brianna wants to move to see them again. Then apparently Brandon and nikki are in a secret relationship and they dont want to tell anyone. Its weirder than it sounds lol

[@rocketviral]

Is anyone going to address the fact that manny’s ear looks like a really unimpressed eye?

[@jatininti6153]

Bruh...... omg

[@deen_771]

i cant unsee it now

[@kity1081]

"bruh... really?" - Manny's ear

[@notanundesirable]

Ia anyone gonna address the fact that Manny's character design is god-fucking-awful?

[@ktjthhc1979]

Well wimpy kid is forever ruined for me

[@CmFive]

Greg: "At this point I only have one option left:" Ad: PAMPERS

[@mrforgotten5598]

He shits himself

[@sewkrazy]

I got an ad for Mario Odyssey

[@henrym4484]

@@sewkrazy Greg decided to play Mario Odyssey

[@sewkrazy]

Then he shit himself

[@MusicTheoryLover]

I got an add for puffs tissues- did he need to sneeze or something

[@ER-bt8kr]

Manny is out for blood. He will not stop until Manny is the master race.

[@fullzatochi2053]

Chloe Martin Madolf Hefler

[@JohnsonSteel]

*ZOO WEE MAMA*

[@idkwhattoputhereanymore8047]

He is mannnos (that is thanos and Manny gave birth to a mix)

[@FletcherReedsRandomness]

That's actually in Manny's character. Or he could just be a preschooler acting out, and Greg is exaggerating his antics (like he does for just about everything).

[@gman4736]

@@FletcherReedsRandomness your becoming the Justin y of replies!

[@BluenosedCash75]

It says “Greg Heffley and the Ballistic Missile” got deleted, and now I don’t know what to do with my life.

[@ihatetheantichrist9698]

Here www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/LodedDiper/comments/9qiekc/the_llb_archive/ read away my boi

[@A_Marker]

Why is this real

[@theinterspeciesreviewer7400]

@@A_Marker why not?

[@spicy_r4nch]

Rowley: Greg, Im not Gay Greg: * cries * Me: *ZOO WEE MAMA* Edit 1: Wow 857 likes??!! But how 🤔

[@sadnibba7920]

- - /

[@duffmicduff7559]

666 likes

[@nijohn12]

I SAID THE SAME THING LMFAO!!!

[@warlock1186]

Lets get this man to 1k likes.

[@fork4207]

That first one is so realistic it’s scary, like your stuck at a dead end job your father has cancer and your best friend you love like romantically for years after you finally get the courage to tell them your feelings just moves and don’t talk to you for years.

[@MoleMad]

That "funbrain games" reference was actually a meta in joke because that's the website Diary of a Wimpy Kid originated from

[@inigo3474]

Everyday I learn more Diary of a Wimpy Kid lore.

[@just_a_strange_traveler]

"Rowley's gone" taken by the t virus, it's only us Heffley's out here now

[@ooka7705]

E H ZOO WEE MAMA

[@devinbakon]

*Danganronpa execution starts playing as each character dies while heading to the bunker*

[@nartyfarty]

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dangonronpa au

[@izzyy404]

Danganronpa 4 new location: bunker

[@dorianpavus9030]

Super Extra New Danganronpa 4: Missle Havoc Harmony

[@teamdimension8519]

UPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPUUPUPU!!!!!!

[@plantspores3357]

Upupupupu! It seems Greg has killed Rowley! How interesting!

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

everyone gangster till manny starts slapping his meat flaps together

[@NerosDays]

Thats not his mouth making the noise-

[@ramendoodlesoup1848]

@@NerosDays NO. *NO.* **NO!!**

[@jasonkami3661]

Im begging you to make another one of these

[@warlock1186]

That is what this world needs.

[@tarponpet]

We need "The Gregnancy"

[@warlock1186]

@@tarponpet wtf?

[@gavenpyeatt8885]

"Dad was just assassinated" *ZOO WEE MAMA*

[@oom-3262]

Nobody: JK Rowling: So Greg Heffley is actually gay

[@Supershadowman2001]

Maybe the JK stood for Jeff Kinney all along

[@warlock1186]

@@Supershadowman2001 don't fucking move Jeff Kinney wants to know your location!

[@inst_guy]

"I've only got one option left..." Ad: *plays*

[@RDlN81]

ESCAPE IN THE WORLD OF ANIME WITH BOTH SUB AND DUBS

[@inst_guy]

I'VE FOUND A LoV*E*

[@char9458]

CAN YOUR HAIR WITHSTAND DAMAGE?

[@danielholoweckyj9098]

@@RDlN81 argh! I hate those fucking ads!

[@blankslate7491]

FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT MOBILE GAMES

[@diddydiddy69]

No one: Jeff Kinney: holly hills is a stripper

[@Candycanestore]

Oh my gosh nooo

[@moeszyslak3241]

@@alexceous his special freckle is what he calls the C4s

[@coltonwilson]

Oh hell yeah

[@thatnamelessguy4011]

Chirag is dead

[@dongbong7405]

JK Rowley

[@Gravies.]

The perfect continuation doesn't exi- DIARY OF A WIMPY KID AND THE BALLISTIC MISSLE.

[@Someone-gy2rd]

It sounds like a porno

[@kameradin8964]

@@Someone-gy2rd BE GONE UNHOLY DEMON

[@CheeseTouch0777]

@@Someone-gy2rd Use my missile

[@Someone-gy2rd]

@RhysTheCODBlogger FaZe How can I be a pedophile when I, myself, am below the age of consent?

[@bubbnuggt3232]

I'M NOT PLAYING FORTNITE WITH YOU GREG GREG:*SOBS*

[@JohnsonSteel]

ZOO WEE MAMA

[@bubbnuggt3232]

Guess I'm gonna die ZOO WEE MAMA!!!

[@warlock1186]

This is a tragic turn of events can we hit approximately 118 likes. Or don't either way I'll be disappointed.

[@warlock1186]

One more like. One more like. One more like.