Simon Cowell Hilarious Moments Compilation 1

[@Emotermusic]

*singing* " I can't take it anymoooore" Simon: "Nor can I" REKKKTTTTTT

[@andreadearaujo9927]

😂😂😂

[@HappyGirl-ko3tg]

"Why are you arguing with me when I just saved your life?!" Im dying😂😂😂

[@PafMedic]

😂😂😂😂😂Bwahahaha

[@taniwhab3860]

"They come closer" "holding anything?" great stuff simon!

[@yallshouldhavelistenedtome9571]

I was dead when Sharon banged into the door omg

[@sethnowac8564]

If you were dead when Sharon banged into the door, what were you when you wrote this comment?

[@randomhumanoidblob4506]

+Seth Nowac The Zombie Apocalypse is real. Ooooer.

[@aspenrebel]

Yeah, that was great!!

[@CheeZeyPC]

"it's exactly identical to a nightmare i had last week"😂😂

[@Jettguzman]

4:53, I love the response Louie gives at the Apprentice Jockey, then Sharon joins in and the both of them can't contain themselves, then Sharon bonks her head when Simon says "shut up"!

[@allyd-moon2875]

I actually hated them for that, it was horrible, and i was glad when Simon sent them out.

[@LadyVamp60]

Every time I see this one and see Louie's face, I Crack up everytime. 😅

[@drmayeda1930]

A Most jockeys in horse racing are small and skeleton thin. Britain has carriage racing maybe those jockeys can be bigger but she is too tall and wide to be a jockey.

[@lolareeves2620]

Ally D-Moon pm

[@bandanak9064]

I just love Simon 😂😂😂

[@Aceo2xx]

"Sthorry..." Bruh Simon killed me when he said that to that one girl bruh

[@eddavis1782]

Oh Simon, brutally honest and he is called mean.

[@allyd-moon2875]

Sometimes he can go over the top, especially when he starts criticizing appearances. Overall though, he's admirably and unusually blunt.

[@jeannetpierre1]

"Someone's just lost his job." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@addyb4220]

Simon is my spirit animal.

[@nsratliff2009]

addy b true

[@Jennifer-cs8lk]

addy b SAME

[@PonteRyuurui]

does he have a return policy - I am in stitches hahaha

[@puglife3308]

The one where lewis and Sharon were laughing was hilarious

[@YaoEspirito]

I was in tears. And when the unflappable Danii lost it too, I was done!

[@aspenrebel]

Louie.

[@aspenrebel]

@@YaoEspirito Dannii

[@aspenrebel]

The same thing happened with that Spanish gal from Barcelona now living in Dublin (I think it was). She kept rolling her "r's" when she sang. Sharon couldn't stop laughing.

[@kukalakana]

Someone should make a compilation of all the sentences that begin with "I'm not being rude but..."

[@cr4zyboiishere689]

YES!!! THIS PERSON FOR PRESIDENT!

[@baneglassfonokimoana6948]

what I like about Simon is that he will always say the truth!!!

[@rslongshot7453]

Simon is a such a savage lmao I love it LOL

[@shahadeissax]

simon is so mean but I love him !

[@cloudsinmykoffie]

What I love abt him is he's 'mean' when it's necessary but then again i think he's just super honest :))

[@adkelwirag]

he is no mean. He is honest:-)

[@skillet_fan4748]

+adkelwirag honesty is the beat policy!

[@Emma-ng4bx]

+Mikaela Chiquitita they teach you that you should always tell the truth and then when you say it you're the mean one

[@FatmanChris]

I love how when a performance is shit, they just go "simon?"

[@haiderMJ]

So true.

[@AshStarProductions]

Lol yeah true

[@queenb5099]

FatmanChris I'm not being rude, but these people have more guts than what you'll ever have. At least they're going up there and preforming and trying instead of sitting on their lazy ass.

[@aspenrebel]

@@queenb5099 Yeah but most are hired by the show from acting schools, to come on and be that bad. Cuz no one with half a brain or any sense of self dignity would come on and make such a fool of themselves, knowing that they were that bad.

[@gaunjee4182]

god I love Simon.

[@meghanan5360]

Gaunjee Major mee tooo

[@nickmanin7086]

1:38 she sang the same note as the song the final countdown in that moment

[@nickmanin7086]

1:34

[@cloroxbleach4245]

5:37 ~~~ Simon: "Turn up the volume a bit." *Turns up 1%*

[@hilenbaleishangthem9373]

"you know what people come closer". "holding anything?"-simon

[@veolaperry7165]

Simon is the king of savage

[@fleabagrusty]

Those two should work together.

[@passionjones3763]

😂😂agree

[@luna-xl1xx]

nooooooooo gordon is just rude, simon is honest, I love simon, he is funny and knows what he is talking about, and he is charming

[@raspberry0766]

Veola Perry him and gordon ramsay are like brothers of savage

[@jeanbloomfield9382]

Veola Perry l

[@Firestar-cx2uc]

What I found hilarious was when Simon immatated that girl. "I think that's a bit much to say." "Sowy." "I really do." "Sowy" 11:50

[@nicolecanyounot]

5:37 Simon: Turn the volume up a bit *turns up 1%*

[@kadi9932]

"creatures in the jungle with those massive eyes" DTFLLLLL

[@katelouise6159]

"I mean... my pen has got more charisma..." 😂

[@jeannetpierre1]

Singer: "How do I get you a lone?" Simon: "You wouldn't." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jowoman7799]

Woman: I am going to sing the gospel song. Simon: Of course, on you go. Woman: YUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!

[@jeannetpierre1]

Guy: "I'm 28!" "Okay, I'm an old 44." Simon: "Out you go." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hala0coco]

a l l i s f u l l o f l o v e He isn’t less than 50

[@leen7285]

7:09 Those twins are savage as f*ck.

[@cupyenne2895]

Ikr,I got to find the full audition😂😂😂 Does anyone know how/where I can find it?

[@Emma-ng4bx]

Simon is awsome and so honest is funny

[@thetwoawesomegirls5933]

I frickin love Simon Cowell!!!

[@lenaredhead5572]

I just can't see you riding a horse...lololol

[@pdl-fe2kv]

Lmao!

[@pseutube]

Lol

[@solortus]

Nowadays that's considered to be a hate crime, I can only imagine how SJWs would react if that was done today.

[@awadaawada6738]

Listen To Reason dude, i wouod like to see you go through that, im no sjw, but they bullied her for no reason, so don't bullshit me

[@solortus]

Average Consumer Fuck you SJW, Go back to whatever hole you came from.

[@elizarrrodriguez]

lmfao omg that last one had me dying

[@Elfranxios]

"I thought that too much to say" , Simon : "Shorryyy , Shorry"

[@samcorral9551]

Simon is a heartless and the most absurd Man on earth, and I love him

[@mauracarr6299]

Sam Corral

[@mauracarr6299]

Mrß

[@reclusiveperson9409]

Simon cracks me up.

[@gabrielgyamfi3269]

I really love how Simon Cowell judge

[@musicbox2466]

he said exactly what i was thinking, it is a CAVE

[@AnnaLivi]

That poor woman where they kept laughing.... I felt so bad for her

[@spekyspectacles105]

Omgggg Roland Maxharj..... I've played that audition like a million times .... 😂😂😂😂 I've never heard anything me funny in my life !!! Brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@jeannetpierre1]

"My *PEN'S* got more charisma." 😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

[@danielseanez9290]

Simon can't get any better than this haha

[@uj2233]

I love Simon Cowell. He's a natural. Great to watch him judge than to see the auditions. Love you Simon even though you go too far. Genuine judge.

[@SD-mp1ve]

OMG WHEN SHARON RAN INTO THE DOOR I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂

[@moxgirl5]

That guy pretending he was 28 xDDDDDDD

[@aspenrebel]

Hey they should have had General Lee in here. That elderly black guy that came on "American Idol" singing "pants on the ground, pants on the ground ..... look at you with your pants on the ground ....."

[@daninicole6341]

I had a nightmare and I woke up cause off that

[@joshua123838]

Simon: *insults* Randy Jackson "nah"

[@CBraga-jd4jm]

We love Simon Cowell in the Philippines.

[@destroyergr723]

hahahahahaha i can't stop laughing,you're like those creatures that lives in the jungle with big eyes.

[@eileendewell9416]

that comment from Cowell was a total disgrace!!!!

[@KeepinitKlassic101]

thas a bit mutch to thay thimon! ...Simon- "thorry"

[@SuperVicks86]

Susannah Gilliland 🤣🙃

[@DizzyMakavelli]

"Holding anything?" 😅

[@romanov007in]

"first of all i'm not a number i'm a person"

[@aspenrebel]

No, you're a loon!!

[@justamie6916]

"If I was given that I'd give it back" I'm dead af xD

[@rosesixx8358]

the final countdown omg🎈 sorry I'm a Europe fan

[@knxcholx]

“It was excruciating” “EXCRUCIATIN?!?” 😂

[@stephanieflores7480]

I love Simon cowell is very funny

[@haileeyhudson3112]

😂😂😂😂 I ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Simon

[@alaaabdoun8523]

- louis . sharon leave the table please = why ? - because shes trying to sing madonna

[@sakura1076]

The second last video.. true gentleman!!

[@jeannetpierre1]

Holly Jervis' mouth 😂😂

[@xannmariieex1823]

simon cracks me up the way he told that guy he looks like something with big eyes cant even say the name but i was in stitches lol

[@bleachiniac]

where's PART 2?????😣😣😣😣

[@flaretheotaku6085]

That blonde little girl at the beginning was so adorable!

[@Emotionallyunstable473]

that last one tho its like looking into a cave 😂😂😂

[@erinmcgilley2689]

"Did anybody order a Indian" 😂😂

[@ameerawoods8629]

Guy: I CAAAANNTTT TAKE IT ANYMOOOORE Simon: Neither can I 😂😂🌙

[@americanenigma_5108]

2:20 what was the last word meant to be when Simon was "writing" over Amanda's back , " Can i ......? "

[@salsaazzahra8911]

Simon is so GOOD WKWKWKKW

[@indiaweston3116]

I'm so cufused when simon spell out can I. can he what?!?!?

[@indiaweston3116]

Anagh Arya oh,lol. Isn't he married though?

[@dovahkiintim3449]

India Weston he wasn't around that time.

[@aspenrebel]

"C-A-N ..... I ..... F ....."

[@adam-2011]

13:00 - I stopped crowds - Disappear - I stopped crowds people listen to me, because they are just like "wow" - You mean crowd disappears when you sing - And you know what, they come a little closer - Holding anything?? :D :D

[@megkibicf1]

"I'm not being rude, but you can't sing" xD

[@nadiascott4375]

Simon: What do you think I'm going to say to you? Contestant ... No. Simon: You're absolutely right. Goodbye.

[@kaylakemp5779]

I don't get what was so funny at 2:30??? Anyone else?!?

[@jhenjhengiftgivingchannel8212]

"can i" is what he had written on amanda's back and amanda withraws when she realized what he meant..which is "can i f@ck u"

[@aspenrebel]

@@jhenjhengiftgivingchannel8212 yeah, the next letter he spelled out on her back was probably an "F", is what I figure.

[@JenniSTARLOVE]

14:10 28 years old. mhm....🙈

[@joechace8214]

This person really needs to be less obsessed with The Final Countdown.....

[@taniwhab3860]

so funny at around 11 mins. Simon is soooo funny!

[@nadiascott4375]

"Your mouth is far too big when you sing. I mean it's like looking in to a cave." I'M SRRY I'M DYING

[@nadiascott4375]

I love Simon Cowell

[@erumshezadi]

Did anybody order an Indian.. 😂😂😂hilarious 😂👍

[@BeautifulPoppy]

Lols where can i find a man like Simon. He makes me swoon

[@alesiaspata713]

I like Simon because he is one of the best judges, but this doesn't give him the right to insult other people because nobody chose his/her skin colour, nationality, appereance or whatever

[@kristystaltari1012]

"Did anyone order an Indian" omg dec pfftt 🤣😂😂😆

[@olnerraga]

"can I..." I didnt get the joke...😖😒

[@SoSoweee]

"Can I fuck you" most likely

[@Kurupt.505]

SoSory that was definitely it 😂😂😂😂

[@timothyjoseph3867]

4:13 playing Simon says xD

[@sunnybaig2961]

@ 3:07 those guys were on agt for the hilarious karate stunts

[@ryanalmeda1346]

2:03 Anne Curtis 😂

[@morganhawkins9517]

honestly though, Simon is so savage

[@redacted1580]

Simon is a chaotic good, also I don't know how the people keep singing when the judges start laughing, I would be too embarrassed lol

[@JacquelineNW]

Simon is now 58 😭 OUR AMAZING SAVAGE IS GETTING OLDD

[@zeeshanahmed9296]

what is that soundtrack at the background??at 1:23

[@italianchair5801]

11:30 he should have said "nobody's gonna want to go down on you after that audition"

[@robertotimo8504]

😂🤣🤣😂😄 I love Sharon and Louis

[@livinlikelilly]

14:43 Aye yo, the tea's ready

[@isakpetterssonmusic]

Ruthless 😂

[@marloc2097]

Love Simons truth sometimes he is to nice.

[@eswagaeswaga2398]

10:53 rip headphone uses

[@JacquelineNW]

6:22 XDDD SHE RAN INTO THE DOOR XDDD

[@paulhousego9789]

Simon is a savage but what he says he is honest