Hazel & Dodie Are Idiots

[@tessaviolet]

i'm SCREAMING

[@elpzie_492]

I just found out about you like three minutes ago!

[@daveisip1]

Hi SCREAMING, im Dave

[@yasirbek2666]

@@daveisip1 Dave, ily

[@NicholasFranz]

“What happened was I stopped caring”

[@TheHazelHayes]

Nicholas Franz That is literally what happened though.

[@haleyrose2390]

the meme has gone too far. Now people are gonna see something yellow and be like "is it dodie smooth?" and I don't think people outside the fandom will be able to put up with us for much longer

[@rebeccawarden4633]

Just Hazel holding up the image of the child and nodding about star trek solemnly is making me piss myself laughing

[@BrinsleyHammondBrouwer]

"I often get yellow and smooth mixed up, I understand"

[@stevede5275]

“I OftEn GeT YEl-“

[@billsadler9130]

"!?!?!?!?!" Translation: "dId ShE cLoSe HeR eYeS oN tHe SlIdE tOo!?!?!?"

[@MarleneRodriguez711]

Will Sadler Glad I'm not only one who can apparently speak Hazel

[@gabbothecrabbo]

@@MarleneRodriguez711 We need to make a club

[@zainasoliman8711]

9/10 video right here girlies. would've been a 10/10 if you had actually brought Hazel to a kids play area and done an authentic recreation of the absolutely horrifying image that is that little demon on the slide, however your bed substitution will have to suffice.

[@TheHazelHayes]

Zaina Soliman That’s fair.

[@laniedewitte9199]

I JUST SNORTED

[@ambiguousaesthetic4170]

Or 10/10 if we weren’t supporting amazon :(

[@hollybolly6289]

Literslly can't take any of this seriously with that child staring into my soul the whole time

[@reharm_reality]

@Is it dodie yellow tho Would you be able to take it seriously without the picture of the child!?

[@joshyelite]

#dodieSmooth is definitely my favorite colour

[@celinedenis9345]

joshyelite IM SCREAMING

[@alicja8309]

i like sunflower smooth

[@clarapadilha9365]

Is it dodie smooth though

[@likaism]

is her skin dodie yellow

[@Nouranbha]

😹😹

[@beybladerminecrafter]

or is it dodie smooth?

[@reemalhalbouni]

tho?

[@meeluhhdakiller]

is it tho???????

[@eggtemperaa]

oH MY GOD thank you

[@nolagatto2136]

my mum *literally* just yelled up to see if i was alright....... she couldn't tell if i was laughing or crying

[@sagetorrisi7097]

Nola Gatto dude I’m doing both at this point 😂😂😂

[@FreyaC94]

I absolutely should not have watched this in a library

[@FreyaC94]

I bit down so hard on my hand I fear I may have permanent teeth marks

[@benan8462]

you look so much like dodie

[@FreyaC94]

words are pouring out like endless rain. I promise you I don’t look anything like Dodie but thank you for thinking so! Hahaha

[@Finneganforge]

Freya Carrol OH MY GOD YOUR VERY BEAUTIFUL!!

[@leah1597]

“i like emotionally unavailable men.” “he’s a *ROBOT* , he’s an android...he’s not emotionally unavailable, he doesn’t HAVE any!” ok but same dodie with connor in detroit become human

[@charlieedwards733]

I am actually in love with Connor 😂

[@michealelijahdipasalegne]

*b i g m o o d*

[@alexsamarie8379]

I feel attacked

[@zainabutt1771]

YES i've never related to something more he's legit the loml

[@actuallynathalie4650]

LeahMegs97 i feel ya girl

[@abbie.mp4]

dodies outburst about brooklyn nine nine is extremely relatable

[@idkimbeth]

i need my sub box to be filled with silly content like this. this is the content i adore.

[@RebDay]

This. Was. Fucking. Excellent. I love you both so much. I wanna do facepaints!!!!

[@TheHazelHayes]

Reb Day COME PAINT MY FACE!

[@juliareste]

"they feel like my friends, Hazel" *really quietly* "I know honey"

[@Velocitist]

Julia Reste My life

[@laurenmclachlan]

*hazel.exe has stopped working*

[@starshade479]

I feel like both of you are quite different in terms of what you do on KZbin, but I think that your friendship & chemistry with each other is what makes your videos together so enjoyable for me. Hazel has film, and Dodie has music - but there literally is nothing that stops two people, both pursuing their dreams, from being real, genuine friends like you too

[@LC-sy6gw]

Okay but this is genuinely my favourite type of content. Just friends messing around.

[@sarcasticsquareflake1466]

Dodie: “yesterday......” Me: “......I asked you”

[@enshahan]

I got ready to argue against the title but then I saw who uploaded

[@GrapefruitCat2]

En Sha Han same

[@gavinreed4343]

same

[@justanotherpat]

En Sha Han same 😂

[@sophg2181]

#relatable

[@ninjinistarsong3792]

En Sha Han same

[@merystars]

How does she not know of the turkey pie debacle?! It’s iconic

[@TheHazelHayes]

Mary Yellow She’s clearly a terrible friend.

[@RudiSka]

I feel semi confident that it maybe was supposed to be ThunderCats face paint? Maybe? Yes? ThunderCats?

[@TheHazelHayes]

Pickles42 An interesting hypothesis. Let’s not rule it out.

[@tobymarol7329]

it was an owl, but it only works with the mouth closed since the nose is supposed to be the beak ;D the dots in the middle are the tummy and the brown parts are it's wings

[@DavidTriangle]

this is my new favourite video on the internet

[@bluepalmer6908]

Every once and a while I forgot what the video was and it just seemed like a nice chat and then I would look at Hazel's face and just lose it

[@TheHazelHayes]

Blue Palmer Same.

[@TheSweBoo]

this just became my new favorite video on the internet

[@MariaThereseC]

when dodie said "every face you make" i automatically sang that to the tune of every breath you take and now i can't stop picturing that face w that song playing in the background,,,,, help me

[@gamejunkie1597]

Hazel's face of pure struggle to hold it together at 4:38 is PRICELESS

[@yousuzers565]

I always love Hazel's high pitched "screamy" talk, it gives me so much joy knowing how much joy she's in

[@hellou27]

The Turkey Pie video is one of my FAVOURITE videos 😂 xx

[@abdullahtayeh8900]

Helen Louise the many times I've re-watched that damn Turkey pie video. Laughing every time

[@hellou27]

Abdullah tayeh it’s great! It’s one of those videos where if I’m feeling a bit low I put that on and just feel better. Even if it’s only for an hour xx

[@edgarallennope]

after having this as my comfort video for years i've only just REALISED it's meant to be an OWL

[@gingerosey]

There is (and has been) so much male dominated content on KZbin, and it's nice to just see a couple girls goof around and not give a shit. It's refreshing, thanks pals

[@HARUACHOO]

i thought this was a video hating on y'all but then i saw it was Hazel-- i was finna attack

[@HARUACHOO]

hAZEL LIKED GUYS IM CRYING

[@sarcasticsquareflake1466]

I’m living for the Hedy praise rn

[@emilyferns9327]

“I only like emotionally unavailable men” *dies*

[@j1gsawed]

"yeah, i often get yellow and smooth mixed up"

[@HoneyDaengdej]

goblin dodie + mischief hazel is such a dynamic duo 😂 this video has brought me so much joy haha

[@failed17thchromosome]

I legit thought dodie did an ALDI advert too,,, I wanted her to review 20 pence croissants

[@ashmaanm6702]

Wait, what did she do? I keep hearing Aldi

[@m.a8350]

@@ashmaanm6702 she did an advert for audi the car company lmfao

[@ashmaanm6702]

maheen._. arts ohhhhh lol

[@AmallaGetsIt]

6:35 I am actually crying. This is content that I live for, it fills my heart.

[@leckerpepper2760]

Dodie and Hazel video? 2016 all over again!

[@GemmaTrellis]

Just rewatching this so I can almost cry laughing because I feel like we all need that rn

[@ashclouds2139]

oh my god this reminds me of when in nursery we were having our faces painted, while everyone else wanted to be butterflies and tigers, i decided i wanted to be a neon green and yellow frog??? needless to say i looked awful

[@emilyappel7144]

I love this

[@ashclouds2139]

emily appel that's the complete opposite of what my parents said 😂

[@emilyappel7144]

HAHA

[@Finneganforge]

one time everyone was getting butterflies and puppies and i asked for.. a role poly. I'm sorry, 4-8 year old me thought they were adorable.

[@yit.ling.anim.]

don't worry, i'm an idiot too.

[@addifiggs7224]

But where is Hedy's song? It's not on her youtube, unless they meant the cover she did. I wanna find it!

[@grace-od1wf]

Marie Fagin SAME SOMEONE HELP

[@emmzibobemmzibob8427]

I’m pretty sure they mean the cover cause they went on about the Audi advert Dodie did and both were a while back

[@willowcowin9861]

i’ve felt quite shit in my mental health recently and honestly i have never been cheered up as quick as i was watching this video again. i’m absolutely bawling with laughter. so thank you ❤️

[@mirrenmcintyre4076]

I love this so much OMG xx

[@stephallan1286]

Mirren Kearney!! P

[@angelinajuliet111]

This is the type of bonding i want to have

[@alaineneuburger2830]

Hazel talks about Star Trek next gen. Her ; I can name the whole fast but the actor names. Me: I think I'm in love

[@thewildonesappear6594]

2:17 - C'mon Dodie even I know what the turkey pie was 😂

[@mikaylacraghead9660]

This right here is the content I signed up for. Continuously coming back to this

[@LieutenantSheep]

I keep coming back to this video. I think I might have the same sense of humor as Hazel. "I also get yellow and smooth mixed up" just gets me. I love their giggles.

[@nienkepeet9241]

I just had a big cry and this video made me laugh *so hard* and I needed that thank you Hazel and Dodie

[@_marimarimari]

“They feel like my friends but I don’t know them and they’re not real” ME WITH BROOKLYN NINE NINE

[@annagreenwood8426]

I’m having a very bad day today. I’m currently in a really bad mental health dip after just finishing uni and not knowing what the fuck to heckin do next, today has been especially bad, but watching this just made me smile so much and made me so happy. Thank you so much you pair of absolute stellar ladies.

[@gogo_crunchy8926]

I come back every few months and shit my pants laughing

[@NazAcikalin]

I felt like i was sitting on the bed chatting and laughing with them throughout all of this and i nearly shit myself from laughing too much. I love you two so much ❤️

[@TheHazelHayes]

Naz Please don’t shit on our bed. Thank you.

[@NazAcikalin]

Hazel Hayes ahaıshajahahahahah love you so much (ps i’m not planning to)

[@monicakamra7719]

Hazel laughing at 2:18 is a mood you guys

[@thewildonesappear6594]

Omg 😂

[@allie8553]

hazel’s laugh at 2:18 made me spit out my water

[@PotatoKing16]

I love both of these cute and talented girlies and I love that they are such close friends. Their accents *together* are magic.

[@LilMidgetBFF]

i NEEDED this wholesome hazel and dodie content in my life THE GIGGLES AND THE SQUEALS AND THE PURE LOVE I FEEL ALIVE I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH

[@webbyalex]

This is going to be my go-to video when I need cheering up, it’s perfect.

[@comealongbeth]

I forgot just how much I laugh at your videos, like when you know something is funny and then you watch it and it’s funnier than what you remember. Brb just going to rewatch tipsy talk

[@PeasAndQuiet625]

"look a bit more horrified...too much" LOL this video made me cry laughing. more wholesome content please!

[@meoof5925]

when hazel raised her eyebrows at 9:20 I LOST IT

[@bellahooper9487]

I’ve never been more exited to watch a video😂❤️

[@maxadelaide2968]

Bellaa X *excited

[@endermasa9451]

then walk out

[@bellahooper9487]

max z 👌🏻

[@abstctmnd]

omg the intro killed me, I was screaming so hard out of laughter. Haven't laughed that hard in a long long time x'D I rewatched it like 3 more times. I am crying.

[@reharm_reality]

Okay but dodie's shirt is So Cute

[@mothcub]

this is the content we deserve

[@ericalander9884]

This was one of the funniest things I have seen in such a long time. I started screaming the minute I saw that picture of her going down the slide and then I was done for. You two are incredible, thanks for making me laugh so hard for the first time in a while.

[@Nouranbha]

i honestly love dodie's pony tails. theyre so cute!!

[@beechings]

9 minutes of yous having the best craic is exactly what I needed in my life right now

[@fearsomefivefilms]

Favorite Hazel/Dodie video in a long time, thank you very much for making it.

[@Faffacake]

I'm so happy I stumbled across this video, it let me have a right laugh in the middle of mocks (which is what I desperately needed). Thank you for allowing us to share your giggles!!

[@jadejones9213]

first video in a while to make me genuinely me smile and laugh along. thank you. your relationship is so fun i love you both

[@MaiaSmithy]

This is the sort of content i subscribed for

[@rose-ps3qd]

dodie and hazel content is the bEST ily both this is hilarious

[@wynn6240]

Every now and then I remember that this video exists and just cry-laugh for quite the while

[@katienicholls7319]

I saw dodie post about Brooklyn nine-nine on her Instagram and now I’m on season 3 and I’ve been watching it for less than a week. Thank you dodie

[@lexijakeman2830]

i freakin love all of their videos together, they always laugh so so much

[@kainoa3182]

Going straight onto my “for when you feel like shit playlist” because I feel like I’d have to be in a truly terrible state to not find this funny, cause I just almost DIED of laughter

[@alicec-m3403]

I started to do that honking laugh where you can’t stop and it’s just a hideous cycle of honking and you honk even more because you realise how just ridiculous the honking sound is and I just sldkckksskdk

[@mollyh661]

This video made me unbelievably happy, I laughed until I cried at that damn bouncy castle one

[@jamieadams6864]

“Do you want to talk about Brooklyn nine nine dodie” and then they never talk about it 😂

[@devynnwith2ns]

I haven’t genuinely laughed watching a KZbin video in so long, this was so nice. I love it and fully support tons more videos of you and your friends fuckin around if it’s something you want to do.

[@HollowCrown1]

I'm in tears. Have immediately gone to rewatch piegate for the 95th time because it never fails to make me laugh like a castrated hyena. You are too good for this world

[@Iambored1com]

In these trying social times, watching videos of the two of you just losing your minds is all I need

[@alisonjane7068]

Sundays are hard for me. Thanks for this absolute gold.

[@mudpie4035]

Dodie : “Your skin is quite yellow” Me : *_is it Dodie yellow tho_*

[@Ruby-pi4jm]

I abso fucking lutly needed this. I have school in 20 minutes and it’s sports day and I’m fucking tiredand I’m not emotionally ready. This is great and will VERY quickly become my favourite video on youtube full stop.

[@Finneganforge]

hazel hayes has a laugh that sounds like a mix of jenna marbles' scream laugh, and colleen ballingers laugh. i fuckin love it. and dodie, oh my god. i love you both.

[@Cl0setDancer]

I was having such a terrible day and this literally made me cry with laughter thank u

[@oliviarose8055]

I love dodie and hazel and dodie you are so funny together love ya

[@sana.marwa08]

This was hands down the best thing i watched today thank you both so very much I Love you.

[@strawberrycream8904]

I'M WHEEZING OH GAWD SAVE MY SOUL THIS IS GREAT love you both you're so adorableee

[@melmel1071]

This is my new favourite video on the internet. That picture is so fucking funny. I’m screaming

[@AMCW16]

1:08 “did she close her eyes going doing the slide”

[@AnnRey18]

For the first picture i was like "this is not funny" and then...1:32 😭😁

[@jelliedpanda914]

This one of the most feel good videos i have watched in ages thanks you two :)

[@lunalugosi8664]

1:16 that voice when it’s so funny it’s painful 😂😂😂

[@StarMintaka]

Dodie: horribly paints Hazel's face Hazel: - I love you so much