MEETING YOUR IDOLS (with dodie)

[@rileywrite2327]

You know whats super weird, I've gotten to meet a few of my idols (cuz im literally the luckiest person alive) and I actually met Dodie out of an awful situation. I have a lot of health issues and at her Belfast concert recently I had seizures in the middle of her show. (they are so not subtle I black out I scream I kick I bite etc) and they obviously took me to a nurse in the building and I missed the second half of the concert and so did my awesome best friend who I'd brought to the concert on her birthday. Thinking I had ruined her night and my own with my stupid illness...........dODIE herself called me and my friend to the green room to meet her. Now in the past when I'd met people- I had been so freaked out and excited because I had paid to meet them and knew I was going to... BUT NOT THIS TIME Me and my friend met her........I was still very weak and tired but I did not care at all and went down there and said hello. I think the crazy part was she was so human, idk i cant explain it. I could tell she was tired too but she was so nice, she noticed id had her name drawn on my cheek (i tried to recreate her album art) but dodie pointed out it was backwards (id done it in a mirror) which EMBARASSED ME SO BAD But then we talked about makeup and drag and she told me how her sister watches drag race and she wants to try it and it was the most human moment ever. And finally when dodie first saw us her first question was 'who was poorly?' and there was something so kind and pure about the word poorly I forgot for a moment everything negative in my head. She unintentionally gave me my new philosophy. Whenever I seizure or have panic attacks etc......I remind myself I am not 'sick' or 'broken' or 'a waste/mess' I am simply POORLY and how do I know that? Because a human being I love told me so....

[@mabell1046]

Hannah Wright that's amazing

[@josiemac7807]

Hannah Wright this is so beautiful

[@isla5669]

this is so funny because i literally said to dodie when i met her "i can't believe you're real" and she said "honestly, sometimes, me neither"

[@nikoletta551]

'It's NOT fine, she looked like a GODDESS!'

[@Zyswest]

😂

[@elderflower2133]

My idols talking about meeting their idols how meta

[@jessicad5935]

"I used to think of famous people as cartoon characters" "don't build hope on something broken, I am not cartoon" oHHHH

[@whitewineflavouredtoffee9157]

Jessica D wOW i love how your mind works

[@rea_keebz]

*_these are all the things i've always wanted to tell you here it is in one go i'm never going to stop talking there's no punctuation_*

[@SadieKane80]

5:41 "I am not cartoon" (Burned out) I love it when you get an insight as to where a lyric in a song stemmed from, it's really curious.

[@jesssssie76]

The other day you retweeted one of my tweets and I cried for like an hour...

[@racheljames4978]

What tweet was it I'm curious

[@jesssssie76]

Rachel James it was the one that says at times like these drink tea and watch hazel hayes

[@ren3533]

Don't cry, craft

[@olive4818]

everybody poops

[@hanzibeanlj4999]

HAHAHAAH

[@SomeoneCalledDana]

Just gotta say that this is the way to do a spon video, with clear product placement but in a genuine way that doesn't dictate the direction of the entire video. As always, keep doing the good stuff Hazel 👍

[@TheHazelHayes]

SomeoneCalledDana Thanks I really appreciate that! It’s always hard to know if a spon will land and I try really hard to keep them interesting so it means a lot 😊

[@diinalens]

I'm standing on a stage in front of a microphone. A warm spotlight is the only source of light in the room. Softly, the karaoke version of R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts" starts playing. It's my moment. I take the microphone with one hand, take a deep breath, and sing: "EEEEEEEEEEVERYBODY POOOOOOOOOOPS"

[@AnnaWoods]

That was so moving I might cry

[@izzyblitzy]

This is perfect :)

[@Zyswest]

*one slow tear*

[@Puffleman24]

This is such a powerful comment...

[@norahaleya8808]

moscardo this made my day lol

[@PellucidDay]

i can never unimagine patrick stewart pooping neat little poops thanks

[@TheHazelHayes]

LindtBarton You are so welcome.

[@xzonia1]

Patrick Stewart was the voice of the Poop emoji in that movie, too. Lol

[@martinsakmens8352]

Hazel hayes you Perfect figurē and dodie clark cool figure 💋 kisses sweet kisses sweet kisses sweet kisses sweet kisses sweet 💋 kisses sweet 💋

[@jamesfalconer269]

Patrick Stewart doesn't just poop. He IS poop. Buy the Emoji Movie on Blu-Ray.

[@katem9718]

Okay, but the most adorable thing was just Hazel saying, "I know she doesn't NEED makeup, but she's gonna want to have worn it." That kind of support of friends, both in raising their self-esteem and in knowing what they want, absolutely makes my day. You guys are so lovely.

[@fatemazamanbegum7534]

I can't believe it's the end of 2017 *and dodie still hasn't collaborated with dan and Phil*

[@trashiguess6031]

Me all the time

[@jana-rs8fg]

i don't hate dan and phil or anything but I'm glad she didn't lol

[@ditzy_ditzy]

jana why? (Don't worry I'm not going to kill you I'm just curious)

[@mc.gemstone]

@@jana-rs8fg If your thinking that some fans will get upset with them collaborating with a girl don't worry that was years ago its not like that anymore

[@hopethelola]

I’ve been reading Secret for the Mad recently and now I love your friendship even more that’s all bye, love you guys

[@wdrew04]

Definitely Not Hope Wow same it’s such a beautiful book

[@leek2688]

Hazel:Let's talk about Demi Lovato dodie: **in her head:** FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

[@brop_hi_lemon]

I love the segway of poo to idol meeting... Always fun.

[@Sharon-qs4cl]

I was born with a condition called anosmia which means that I don't have the ability to smell (never have, apparently never will). I have absolutely no understanding of the concept of smelling and it took me YEARS to find out that the smell from taking a dump STAYS AFTER YOU FLUSH. I don't understand when to use the spray bottle things in bathrooms and how much to use, but honestly this product would save me so much anxiety and insecurity when going over to someone's house and taking a dump because I have no idea what a foul scent is, and apparently I'm leaving one behind?? Thank you for opening my eyes to a better way of avoiding utter panic after I poop

[@matchakaren]

you both look gorgeous!! 💗

[@sarahc7693]

i've never actually met either one of you but my friend went to one of dodie's concerts and had her say "hi sarah" and it's still the best thing ive ever seen. i love it so much. i love you both!!!!!

[@martha7157]

Their hair matches each others tops!

[@BelaCurcio]

this is one of those videos where I saw it in my recommended, I was like oh I HAVE to watch this later, I found it later, watched it, and it was everything I wanted from the title but also so much more. What a great video thanks guys

[@sjduda]

this June I went to a concert for dodie and tessa violet in LA. i cried the entire time, and by the end of the show they pulled me (and a few others) up on stage with them. I tried to say everything I’d always wanted to say, and by the end of it I was able to thank tessa, sing and dance along with both of them, and then hug both of them. it was magical, and genuinely changed my life. once it was all over, I was bouncing around screaming “what?? oh my god.” for half an hour, and by the time I got in the car I was crying. that was the best day of my life.

[@AliceAza]

It's so great to see the people who you love and admire just chill and have a good time with each other, really truly makes them feel even more real and "just like us"

[@hannaho9471]

When I met my favourite author, I had planned out that I was going to tell her about why her books were my favourite...and I did to be fair...but in one big word vomit. She just looked at me and smiled, but I could tell she understood non of it. Oh well I was still elated for days and the book she signed is still one of my treasured possessions

[@sarrah4796]

Hannah O I met Martin Lester and told him that scooby doo’s real name is scoobert doobert and I don’t thing he understood me at all

[@hannaho9471]

Oh my goodness that's hilarious!

[@justyourlocalrat_]

5:41 “don’t build hope on something broken, i am not cartoon”

[@doddlevloggle]

U KNOW U CLEVER

[@rea_keebz]

dodie no-Clark-lowercase-d

[@jackgilltaylor]

I remember at sitc a couple of years ago I got to have like a solid 5 minute chat with Sammy which was utterly amazing because I really like all of his videos and all that but also like often when you "meet" your idles it's like hug, photo, few words, now off you go. And to actually have a chat with someone who I look up to so much was really awesome

[@izzy9954]

Everybody poops is the message of this video...

[@MiriamGallacher]

i find the relationship between idol and fan really interesting because no matter how normal you decide your idol is, often celebrities don't ~act~ normal. they maintain this highly professional and friendly, yet distinctly distant way of speaking to people, and i feel like a lot of the time it can really put you off seeing them as a normal person. it almost forces the fan to act a certain way, to treat their idol as though they are worthy of this facade that they have adopted, and it can make it really difficult to engage in an interaction that is more than a one sided gush of feelings. and i understand that celebrities probably do this so they don't emotionally exhaust themselves because they are meeting so many people constantly. but i also don't blame people for ultimately treating celebrities like they are just that- celebrities, because that is what the situation asks for a lot of the time.

[@sawyererickson3424]

I just started crying watching this because I just want to meet dodie so fucking much. She's the one person who I can truly say has saved my life. I'm sure she'll never see this but hey dodie, I love you so so so so much. Thank you.

[@onceuponajones]

what a segway - i respect it

[@misshotchocolate2011]

One of my friends gets poo anxiety where basically she can’t poop in unfamiliar environment. So her Aunty gave her a bunch of of these and she had so many she started handing them out haha. Having one of these when I moved in with my new flat mates was an actual life saver. 10/10 would recommend to uni students moving into halls with strangers.

[@millworld]

I met you, Jack and then Dan a few months ago in Lincoln, the first time was on my way to a night out horrendously drunk and then the next day when I was horrendously hungover. I'll be honest the memories of the drunk one are a little bit vague but thankfully you caught me up on how messy I was when I saw you the next day haha. I'm a huge fan of your videos so to just bump into you all on the street was amazing and just get to have a nice chat rather than like a quick interaction at a meet and greet was priceless. At the time it was a pretty rough month regarding exam stress on top of personal issues so it really meant so so much that whenever I felt down I could just think 'oh but remember that time when you were walking back from tesco trying not to throw up and Hazel and Jack recognized you as that super drunk girl.. yeah that was awesome'. It was just an amazing experience for me and hopefully I'll get to see you again some day :)

[@edenoforion]

Seriously when I met dodie it was kinda fast (which is entirely understandable there were like 200 + people that wanted to meet everyone in 30 minutes) my friend and I hugged Tessa and dodie and Jon and Rusty and Jesse and Dante and took a picture all so fast and somehow I managed to tell dodie and Tessa how much their content helped me and meant to me and how thankful I am for them and how I’ve met friends through them and how they inspire me to make music every day. I have no clue how I managed to do that but I remember dodie was so precious and understanding. She hugged me and said that it means a lot to her that I support her and hugged me again and smiled so big. I miss it. (October 30th 2016 nashville Halloween show)

[@niamhisamicropig5230]

I went to a talk at a school by ian mckellen a couple of weeks ago and it was the most wonderful experience because he was so normal but also at the same time obviously such an incredibly talented and intelligent person it was magic

[@madebymissy_]

Lol I did the same thing as Dodie. Met my idol and just burst into tears. There’s such heavy emotion that comes along with meeting brilliant people that you really appreciate.

[@laurenabernathy2511]

I️ WANT DODIES SHIRT OMFG ITS GORGEOUS

[@mbgisleena]

I was at buffer fest and dodie just casually walked into the lobby of the theatre and blended so well into the crowd until I saw the glasses and familiar voice. I was trying SO hard to not fangirl knowing damn well she’s just a girl living in a flat in London that makes awesome music but man did my heart skip a beat when I saw her. I was able to make some small casual convo but I wish would’ve said more lol

[@edenhope9129]

I remember meeting Dodie in 2015- I didn't know what to say and just yelled "I have a letter" and then my eyes started to mist- I still have my tearful photo with her - my lip is bleeding and my eyes are red. I think now I'm a bit older I could approach it differently, but I don't cringe when I think of how I reacted- it was a hard year and her videos had been such a tool for me to cope with my anxiety, and it meant so much to meet her. So yeah, I totally agree, often fan reactions are due to the effect that person has had on the fan and the fan's emotions moreso than glorification.

[@jess_duke]

"Everybody poops." - Hazel Hayes (2017)

[@MizzKatyMay]

I'm loving the ginger hair! Also dodie, that colour(jumper) is amazing on you!

[@NerdfightingWhovian]

I met Peter Capaldi on the set of Doctor Who once, one second I was there just talking to my dad and the next dad said, turn around and just Peter Capaldi was there and it was the most surreal thing and he was so incredibly nice and it's literally the best thing that's ever happened to me because Doctor Who has and still does mean so much to me, it was the best day ever! I'd love to meet Kate Mulgrew too, I know dodie talked about meeting her once and I'm so jealous, I'd love to tell her how important Captain Janeway is to me and how much her potrayal of her inspires me in my life.

[@nikoletta551]

Nobody's above pooing.

[@alextaylor9269]

Just want to say how beautiful Hazels hair looks! And also how meta

[@avery7022]

i’m looking for dodie’s sweatshirt everywhere ❤️

[@till7691]

AverySaysHey me too!!!

[@firefroot5177]

i forgot how happy watching a video with hazel and dodie together made me

[@emilybee72102]

You are both so beautiful ah with the lipstick and the hair and the sweaters!!! (also tell dodie her brows look lovely I know she worries about them a lot)

[@KristinaPalattao]

when i met dodie at buffer it was oddly calm (maybe 'cause we were all canadians LMAO) and when i left the venue it sunk in after that i met her, gave her a letter, and my friends and i sang a jazz song to her. it was so chill just like seeing an old friend :,))

[@katieb5977]

Finally got round to watching this video and I just want to say... that is possible the best link between a topic and an ad yet! Just such a normal but great chat about perspective, cause everybody poops

[@katieb5977]

Also I think I’d wear that phrase on a t shirt

[@simsamsammie]

This video is so pure and funny 😂 Truly a bright spot in my day Also you both look gorgeous

[@AnnaWoods]

See now I'm just cringing at what I did when I met you but at least u thought I was marginally normal enough to go to nandos lol thanks x

[@melodrmva]

the concept of this video makes more stretches than me doing exercise. love you two lots!

[@79135clauds]

I met dodie last year at SiTC and she’s my idol and she didn’t talk about poop to me she told me about her ankle (I asked) and said she liked my name does it still count Also she pointed you and Sammy out and told me how much Sammy hates meetups

[@SilviaCorvasce]

I really hope I'll be able to meet dodie one day! Hoping in an Europe tour (I'm from Italy). The only thing I can do for now is cover her BEAUTIFUULL songs

[@79135clauds]

Silvia Corvasce YOU’RE FROM ITALY?! Which part?!?! (Context: I went to Sorrento last October on a school trip and fell in love with it and Italy itself! Aiming to have a house there one day, as well as to travel around it.)

[@SilviaCorvasce]

Claudia Hayes heyy :3 I'm from Rome! Aaah I'm so happy that you liked it so much, you're right here it's soo beautiful! (Sorrento is so famous for making people fall in love ahah 😍)

[@79135clauds]

Silvia Corvasce honestly tho!

[@merlinHPtwilight]

"I am not cartoon."

[@zoeturner7466]

Congrats on 250,000 followers!!!

[@caramackay5989]

I met you dodie at your book signing and straight after I burst into tears💛💛💛💛

[@imogamy]

dodie where is your jumper from it’s adorable x

[@princesspia_xx196]

I met hazel before I knew who she was. She was on a stall at London Comic-Con and complimented my dress and was really super lovely. People who compliment strangers who don’t know who they are are the best kind of people! (I also met Eddie Izzard too! He was at the fringe in Edinburgh and my friend wanted a picture with him that I took, he was also super nice! He gave her a massive hug in the photo which was cute.)

[@leek2688]

dodie's hair IS SO BOOTYFUL

[@freya6698]

you both look so frigging lovely in this

[@lissaslunacy]

I loved this! More storytimes with Dodie please! ❤️

[@phoebec-w3125]

After I first met dodie after a gig I got outside and hysterically cried so much that I couldnt walk I was so overwhelmed

[@BlogManiac64]

i'm living for dodie's facial expressions

[@elinmair1228]

man. i bawled when I met dodie i couldn't stop myself

[@mars_mallow_]

dodie back then is me now. ahhhhh im seeing her on tour and im gonna cry

[@dodiekind]

holy shit watching this video when dodie said “i always thought of famous people like cartoon characters like they’re not really real” i pictured her when she was stood in front of me at her concert and i was so awkward and like shaking and fuck my heart is like pounding now wtf

[@loumcc1140]

I got to meet Bry a few weeks ago at a concert in Dublin and honestly it was the coolest experience!

[@taylorcall8640]

It’s so funny to me that the two of you would have idols and experiences like that bc the two of you are that for me

[@ByAnnieBasson]

I wish I rewatched this before I went to SitC. I didn't think I would meet anyone i watched because I could only go on the Sunday and i knew my favourite KZbinrs weren't doing meet and greets then... I then met Dan, Chloe, Louis and Hannah. I won't lie, i can't remember what I said (but that's due to my MH atm) and i was so inspired that I want to blog and make videos again. dodie's set made me cry. I know you're all people. That's why I didn't understand why I was so overwhelmed. When I met them, it literally felt like talking to friends. I've wanted to go to SitC for over 5 years so it was probably that too.(sidenote... I'm commenting such long comments at the minute. I'm very sorry)

[@stefaniefinneyfrock9835]

TWO BEAUTIES I LOVE

[@whdsxn]

This is THE best spon video I’ve EVER seen. definitely made my shitty day (actually no pun intended) so much better

[@Luna-cm6im]

YAS IM EXITED

[@sootysootysooty]

i love dodie's jumper!

[@JB-fn4dq]

Honestly dodie is so stunning

[@hanaholmgren]

HOW DOES HAZEL NOT HAVE MILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS

[@mashthebanana]

The first famous person I looked up to that I met was Cathy Cassidy when I got one of my books by her signed. The second famous person I looked up to that I met was Dodie Clark at comic con a couple of years ago and boy was I awkward but she's a wonderful person :)

[@MizCraftykitty]

Love this video! also, dodie looked amazing in this video

[@sagetorrisi7097]

AHHH I LOVE YOU BOTH SO MUCH!!! ❤️

[@amoebida]

your hair looks so goodd

[@trinitybarson6039]

6:20 Talking about Patrick Stewart and Poop is a sensitive topic after the emoji movie...

[@MollyWearsGlasses]

this was a really good ad for something v hard to advertise, hats off, good video

[@The_New_Number2]

October 2016 I met Patty Walters at a Sum41/As It Is concert and I was legit like shaking and my friend took a picture of us for me, also at Nerdcon Nerdfighteria in February 2017 I met Matthew Gaydos, Michael Aranda, Kate (KateTechtonics), and Sabrina (NerdyandQuirky) and I was so nervous but I eventually calmed down to talk to Michael Aranda and Kate but I was still freaking out being in the same room as Charlie so I totally get what Dodie was talking about with freaking out meeting your idols

[@ryla157]

Everybody poops. It’s actually a very reassuring thought😂 great video. Get that spon. Smooth segway🕺

[@wren.e.tarrant1274]

Oh I'd love to meet Eddie; so talented and inspirational!

[@katemccune3479]

watching this on the loo, how ap-poop-riate

[@ninjaari]

Kate no-

[@cecilyirvinecook]

DODIE LOOKING SO BLOODY BEAUTIFUL

[@arunimagahlot8781]

"Everybody poops" new merch coming from Hazel soon take my money!!

[@TheHazelHayes]

Arunima Gahlot You know it!

[@arunimagahlot8781]

Hazel Hayes I freaked out for the first 10 minutes about you noticing me, I can now confirm that thinking "everybody poops" does calm you down significantly in such situations. P.S I love your videos and rewatch time of the month whenever I'm feeling low, thank you for creating such amazing content 💜 P.P.S dodie is an a blessing please let her know if you can :))

[@anniee3669]

They make a hilarious duo. I couldn't stop laughing all the way through. 😂😂😂😂😂😁

[@hollyh7730]

I always say about how we're all just people but I was in shock after I met dodie and looking back I could just see how starstruck I was and how cringey I was and yeah that moment was for me and not dodie so I appreciate the fact that she doesn't have to come out after shows to meet people but does it anyway a lot more.

[@betul6350]

LOVE THE HAIR

[@thatlittlenerdy]

it was funny when u were talking about patrick stewart because he's the first celebrity i ever met? he came to this school event thing when i was like 7 but i had no idea who he was at the time?? he was very nice though and super smiley

[@max_thedancerx_x4663]

I love dodie!!!!!!💜😭

[@alexjlester]

You both look very adorable k that’s all

[@Mimsacool]

"If I had 20 seconds to tell my idol everything" - literally me when I met you at SiTC, Hazel. Best 20 seconds of the weekend :D

[@saifkhawar]

Wasn't 'everybody poops' what they said in the tipsy talk with Phil? Just wondering

[@ttoonniilloovvee9205]

They both look so beautiful 😍

[@stellah8355]

Everybody poops. Yay.

[@dorkagreznevics1941]

Stella Haynie-Gay ah i love your profile pic

[@beck1291]

Read this to the tune of ‘Everybody Hurts’ by R.E.M. I was disappointed by the end.

[@wearesurvivorsx]

The yay😂

[@xxime586]

love the new hair

[@jesssssie76]

I tweet you way to much...

[@ameena6485]

Me too