A Black Lady Sketch Show | Snitches Get Cross Stitches (Full Sketch) | HBO

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[@OdiesMama]

Throw up the link for SNL, when they did this sketch years ago. 😂

[@thokozilemakobong6952]

"I'll violate my personal boundaries this one time girl" that hit hard! 😭😭😂😂😂 I used to do that to keep friends.

[@nonnyt5178]

Heavily felt🤡🤞🏽

[@thokozilemakobong6952]

@@nonnyt5178 I feel almost offended even but we're out here healing from that mess😂

[@jennaywilliams1024]

I still do it. Just to be accepted into girl world. It's so weird for me 😐

[@thetriplethreat3]

And that was her first mistake

[@Smilesish]

Baby i can’t stand when people try to hug me without asking me.

[@jasminep9455]

"This is what I get for trying to make friends in a Home Goods" Perfection 🤣🤣

[@sarahlynnmarkham2760]

Hilarious

[@teemmm538]

I died on that part lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cobress5325]

“I bet she doesn’t even dance like no one watches” 🥴

[@Charmayne7]

These women are amazing. This leaves SNL, even from the good years, in the dust. You go girls.

[@EquityDrB]

True

[@pjt3887]

Some of the best comedy writing on a very long time.

[@VictoriaOffoma]

You can compliment the women without bashing SNL.

[@lamorenalindacopswife]

I don't know about amazing.... Actually this show and SNL are exactly the same in that some skits are very funny and some are meh... That's how comedy is. Nobody can be 100% funny all the time. The exception are comedy standup special where a comic uses their best jokes that they have worked and groomed over...

[@Nofun1]

Seriously all I keep thinking

[@Lovefilms99]

"I guess I could just violate my personal boundaries this one time"... Not them reading my former people pleasing self 😂🤣😂

[@Wrappedinhisglory]

Girl. This used to be a real problem for me. 🤭😂🤭 Me:No hugs Them: oh but I'm a hugger Me: But I'm not. Not it doesn't matter lol

[@cwilliams2260]

Everyone knows hugs are not the best medicine. African Black Soap is...

[@Wildtingz]

Seal it with cocoa butter to prevent infection and ash lol

[@cwilliams2260]

@@Wildtingz 😆😆 Yes anything but white lotion.

[@saga960]

Say it for the people at the back! 😂

[@namsb.5221]

see see see, you are correct beloved human

[@gregthomas355]

I think I read that in her pre-Pulitzer book.

[@monieny1985]

"Get her outta my house! You get her outta my house!!!". Robin's accent during this skit is everything 😄😄😄

[@nave7537]

"Do y'all just do what the throw pillows and wall art tell you to do?" "Wot? Yes! Houw else are we supposed to know haow to think and feel!?"

[@TheyDontKnowImHere]

Reminds me of Stewart’s mom on MadTV lol

[@AvitalShtap]

I thought Indiana or Midwestern maybe, it was an impression of?🤣

[@Josh-en3dk]

I got Canada but it could be Midwest ​@@AvitalShtap

[@poorgirlmagic]

“Y’all up there dyin?!”😳🤣😂 Huge fan of the show… these women are PHENOMENAL🤘🏾♥️

[@VivaGlaze]

“You’re gonna love my new friend Tia. She is so smart. Always has a phone charger.” 😂😂 so funny !!!!! Got me hooked

[@segara04]

So I genuinely asked where is the "live, laugh, love" and was not disappointed. They don't miss a beat🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏.

[@RachaelCollins-]

It's actually Live, Love, Laugh. My ice cube tray. Hahahaha I Love Me first boo! I Love You too. I'm gonna Live and Love and Laugh.

[@aspiringrootwoman24]

"how else are we supposed to know how to think and feel?" 😂😂😂😂 Indeed. Family dollar art therapy for the win. Marshall's if you fancy!

[@ElizabethScottStress]

When she said, "I bet she doesn't even DANCE like no one's WATCHING!" I just lost it!

[@heymiki_]

That midwest accent is hilarious!

[@gerromecampbell9223]

She is from IOWA

[@FEMININEINFLUENCE]

​@@gerromecampbell9223 I thought it was Minnesota like the mom from Bobby's World ... Oh dontcha know

[@emberskies999]

There should a cross stich pillow that says "When you see the red flags...RUN." (In my Minnesota-Dede accent)

[@shekinawashington]

That's definitely a MN accent she doin... I said that soon as I heard it 😆

[@TrueOrigins1618]

This is exactly how I feel about the whole farm house tacky word art trends. It’s out of control just like this hilarious skit. With commands jumping out at you from every inanimate object. Or the giant signs that say KITCHEN when I can clearly see the fridge and stove. Truly a nightmare. 🤪

[@canvasanderth]

Right! So corny. 😄

[@urloudandwrong]

E A T

[@bred.9410]

Shondaland-sized glass! ☠️

[@honeyolaribigbe5949]

Shondaland sized glass 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm done with Robin yo. The accuracy. Took me back to scandal times with Olivia and her wine glass and popcorn

[@TwiLover628]

Yes! It took me back too 😂

[@georgio3753]

Dr Hadassah has finally lost it yall. See see see... she was ok till she moved to a white neighborhood

[@vastadmist2258]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 See see see, I know how you feel

[@Aced84]

“See see see” “see see see” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pettiestofbettys]

I'm DYING RN

[@hunniedtea]

Those kids on Career Day did a number on her

[@sweetbuttuh]

I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

[@mylinhtranngoc3803]

The stylists have been dolling Ashley up with so many beautiful dresses. She's glowing!!

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

I loved the dress color but the makeup washed her out. Colors are too muted. The blonde hair also looked off but I guess they’re playing characters.

[@calvininsf]

"Tanisha hasn't been the same since she got *whispers* allergies" wrecked me, oh my god

[@tanesharichardson8437]

Same here...considering that's my name and I do have severe allergies 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣. I was like daaaannnggg

[@ifetayodavidson-cade5613]

😆😆😆

[@calvininsf]

@@tanesharichardson8437 I'm sorry you got pushed out of that friend group, but given the end of the sketch, maybe for the best :P

[@tenesha3849]

@@tanesharichardson8437 I totally understand

[@zola_]

"It's eat, pray, love, not eat... love" 😂

[@eddiemcdonagh_]

In this house we “live,laugh,love” this sketch

[@john26081996]

more like "Cry, Starve, Die"

[@talent943]

I barely made it past that chapstick impression 😂😂😂

[@teemmm538]

I kind of feel like that's what you get when you stop to listen to 2 crazy ladies that are talking to you through stairwell railing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣Seriously she should've been run out when she had the chance🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@anthonydixon8602]

Where she messed up was the first two talking to her in house quotes lol…I would’ve been gone way before

[@teemmm538]

@@anthonydixon8602 You are right that's so true 1st time she yelled out that sign 😳😳 I would have asked for the bathroom and ran out the front door 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teemmm538]

Ok so just watched it again and .... yeah still NO sympathy she should have run way before the conversation at the stairs🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jp9707]

Their conversation at the beginning is so much more ominous when you rewatch the sketch. They need to find a "new friend"...

[@mmenrobuel]

That blink at 1:56 killed me!

[@jalenjalenjalenj]

As a Michigander, this whole video has me ROLLING! So funnyy!!! 😂

[@LankyJay601]

“Maybe I’m allergic to you. HA!! The b****.” 😂😂😂

[@raconteur4069]

Kills me every time!! 😂...💀

[@tootler23]

"How rude." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@HasntHappened44444]

The whole thing was so genius and perfectly on theme, so why is Ashley saying “How was your drive over here?” and batting her eyelashes one of my favorite parts?!?! 💓😩💓

[@Rosekushhh]

You ladies are so talented!! i cant wait to see what the future holds for each one of you ladies

[@naomirachel9161]

This is officially my favourite sketch. Lol.

[@inspectorgadget247]

I bet she doesn’t even 💃🏾 like no one’s watching. 😂😂😂 💀 🤣😂😅 these skits are gold!

[@rvibe9843]

When the girls from upstairs showed up....left me in tears! LOL!!!

[@thenailshow2659]

"I talked to them before they had their coffee ☕️ " . coffee mug: "Don’t talk to me before I've had my coffee " 🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

[@gerardgarcia8501]

That “Look Over There!” Reference though, Now I want to see Jaida Essence Hall on A Black Lady Sketch Show soon

[@ashoikieramsay8282]

I said the same thing . 😊😊😊

[@tiaraw872]

Jaida didn’t make that reference. It was already well known

[@royfilimon]

there needs to be a sequel to this👀

[@Karmer]

Loved it but that went dark super quick! Lol.

[@KRUCIALTHELIBERATOR]

“We built ourselves an INSPIRATIONAL LADDER” ICONIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cococuree]

The doorbell! 🤣 like who thought of that and why?! The writers are immaculate

[@CSBTelevision]

Dear HBO, May "A Black Lady Sketch Show" have their own KZbin channel, please? Thank you.

[@inspectorgadget247]

Right! Cuz I DO NOT want to give HBO a subscription or like off their backs and hard work! They need their own channel 😑

[@riadhreadsbooks9726]

How did they manage to stay in character the whole time 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TyreeBeasley-j4j]

omggg 0:27 live RENT FREE in my head! 🤣🤣🤣

[@celestelalianna7276]

the delivery of CRY STARVE DIE gets me every time

[@peters10456170]

"Yall up there dying 🤨.." 😂🤣

[@ndamulelomuneri8058]

"How was your drive over?"👁️👁️ 👄

[@booklover0205]

SNL has been doing similar skits like this one - like their mother's day skit this year - and ABLSS is blowing them outta the water! 🎉👏🏻💥

[@anthonydixon8602]

I love the shining lite on the breach of boundaries with people who have to hug..because their a hugger.

[@romeoisha]

Man I have grown tired of inspiring quotes in my lifetime...they are nerve wracking and contradictory 🤣🤣

[@KCNwokoye]

Awesome writing and performance ❤️

[@feavouglan4427]

I HOLLERED outloud, thank God I was at home...life changing

[@winternightsky6945]

Girl you better get out😂😂😂😂 But just FYI not everyone likes hugging people and shouldn't be looked down upon or like somethings wrong because of it. Speaking from experience

[@leenab2220]

And still going through these pandemic days I've scaled back

[@brittaniemarie7496]

They all are equally funny...😂😂😂

[@wahn10]

Bro this is like the new Get Out. I need this to be a series.

[@sheenacrawley786]

Omg😂! Get Out the HOME edition! Lol.

[@seewhatisee7427]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve literally created this sketch ✍🏽 in my head awhile ago it’s my sister I ALWAYS clown her weird signs 🪧 everywhere 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯🙌🏽

[@louisenairpyc6813]

" I guess I could violate my personal boundaries "🤣🤣🤣

[@roachqueen1973]

It’s the blinking for me from the chick in the red dress. Hilarious.

[@blackbeautythrives2622]

“ what yes how else are we supposed to know how to think and feel “ 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ashablue78]

The ladder is too short 😂😂😂

[@fatinapenny161]

Hey anybody born after 1990? The reference to,"She probably doesn't dance while anyone is watching"! It's probably going to elude you. That's ok, because those of us who understand it? Well, believe we're ROFL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lofisis7271]

This has to go on dvd soon ...I clicked so fast. I LOVE THIS SHOW

[@RaldieYoung]

These women… 😂😂😂😂

[@shelliann1]

The signs the signs!!!

[@andagain21]

Her chapstick impersonation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hs-qk9qf]

It is exhausting being in a home with "dialogue or signage overload".😩

[@secret3811]

Eat....... Love! omg killed that part

[@malibooyaw]

Who thinks to do a chapstick impression? 😂🤣😆

[@robertlloyd122]

Thaaaaaaat's Tia!

[@malibooyaw]

She’s such a hoot!

[@Indiegirl007]

I want a door bell that plays Luther Vandross's 'A house is not a home."

[@melaninenriched7844]

Robin is like the woman version of Jordan Pele. Her skits be taking a dark turn 🤣🤣🤣

[@braceface1514]

i love this show!!!🤎🔥

[@OfficialBunnE]

“How was your drive over?” (Slow blinks) 😂

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

*That was hilarious AND frightening! I find myself wanting Jordan Peele to make a movie based on this sketch.* 😱

[@JeremyMYG]

I loved this so much. Taking something we all resonate with and making it something more.

[@elbruces]

HBO, I just want it to be known that I'm hitting subscribe to your KZbin channel specifically because of ABLSS. This is the best sketch show I've seen in a while.

[@iwasbornunderwater]

"Eyyye love yoh doorbell" 😩 had flashbacks to an old friend 😂

[@HappyHeritage]

Who is thinking of these sketches?!? BRILLIANT!!

[@NicolesProductions]

The inspiration ladder made me scream. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@islandqueen7342]

Your too blessed to be stressed 😊❤️😂😂😂

[@donenglish7572]

Definitely better than anything on snl.

[@thelightworker01]

I don’t do wine it makes me F my exes 😂😂😂😂

[@martinaevans6860]

I am in tears....especially with "I'm a hugger." That's how I feel sometimes.

[@mzdbnell]

These accents are hilarious 😂

[@itsyaboi_skinnypen15_]

“ live laugh love … more like STARVE CRY DIIIEEEE” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 gets me everytime

[@psywave_yt]

"A whole shondaland size glass" 🤣

[@bwcarter921]

Okay that went left and onto a dirt road...👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾

[@lovewenwin]

Always has a phone charger 💊😭

[@packnetadaija]

Hahah this sketch was hilarious because I cross stitch inspirational quotes a lot hahaha

[@dantevargas]

when she said "she always has a phone charger"...you know the stage be set❤

[@batacumba]

Those Midwestern wine mom signs, I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nikkirockznikkirockz8551]

..This sketch thrills, n' chills at the samE time!!! 🔥

[@HskHeroReborn]

This Minnesota accent is amazing

[@robindevily9182]

This is your best sketch it was shetep but this was just too phenomenal to be denied

[@ClaireCorinthos]

Dr. Hadassah, Pre PhD! 😂

[@cmonetsevans123]

This is how I was raised 😂

[@NikkiRobinson-v6t]

She is so funny like her dad!!!! Great job

[@sweettkorn]

Gabrielle Dennis!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME!!!!

[@IHCgraphix]

They got me with the super weird hand gestures she was doing as they opened the door... lol

[@Robertoni7]

Now I need a little cute girly inspirational pillow or sign with “Snitches Get Stitches” on it.

[@ChamP10nk1ng]

This sketch was AWESOME! Thoroughly enjoyed it. & is it just me? But Robin is so flippin'' gorgeous imo.