he admits it - Bits and Banter [05/06/2024]

[@ciscoortega9789]

"Daddy you look horrid, because you are bald" actually the funniest thing Ive heard all week

[@TheSmellyBrambles]

“I’ve been venting, dont tell Apollo”

[@AriaLaurel]

-2

[@Reflexzzzz]

"Bro I've been beefing with my 3 y/o" is a great name for a cover band

[@jozzzlyn]

they must have amnesia because they forgot that im The Guy

[@classymofo1059]

"Cake" - The Guy

[@Lowverii]

brother drinks like seven hundred thirty sodas a year and goes "its not an integral part of my personality

[@justinleonard6183]

Nah he’s on respectable levels I’m a zero degen 3-4 a day

[@jamesf4423]

⁠@@justinleonard6183same, at least it’s like 90% diet/zero soda though, 3 or 4 regular sodas a day is like 200g+ of sugar, that is bananas and some people actually do that or more.

[@MarieAvora]

bro eats over a thousand meals a year and goes "it's not an integral part of my personality"

[@KaikiIsTaken]

Bro drinks water daily and goes "its not an integral part of my personality

[@stuownsu7646]

"Toe walker problems" makes me laugh everytime.

[@JonKimbel]

I was going through withdrawals yesterday without my B&B

[@momslammer6990]

Luna is such a chatter, perceiving Coke Zero as a fundamental personality trait

[@randomfeg4141]

23:18 the buttcream bit with the cashier was so good relistened like 3 times.

[@yaznot]

no way he said hikokomori, im dying 💀

[@WHALEBOY777]

I refuse to believe goof is a slur in canada lmao

[@blahblah94897]

@@ckorp666 A drake ? like the vegetable ?

[@kiiturii]

@@ckorp666 so in britain it's nonce and in canada it's goof, why do they pick the most silly insult for those lmao

[@RinInABin]

Good day to have a library card

[@BloodlightX]

Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card.

[@impossiblefix1134]

@@BloodlightX holy

[@nicenick710]

Stay pEGGed everyone!

[@loud_shitting]

5'9 dude: its so hard to find pants literally the median most average man to ever exist: 32x30s are so hard to find me 6'3 that needs 30x36: 🖕

[@bandagedboot7173]

Go to the big and tall store dummy

[@sefflikejeff1917]

​@@bandagedboot7173its not called Big and/or Tall

[@roguewarrior6463]

He’s the best to ever do it

[@Linden531]

The fact that the date is the 6th and the thumbnail aligned so damn well is peak.

[@justinleonard6183]

Worst part is it’s cheaper to drive to the states for a leafs game than watch in Toronto

[@theGingerAutist]

ryan and chib are literally shaggy and scooby doo coded in abiotic factor. nothing seals it more than the couch bit

[@ChrisRossandtheNorth]

Can confirm he’s got the disc golf scene figured out

[@FenceNA]

not a great time for this to be popping up on my feed LMAO

[@squid_pro_quo]

Chicago blackhawks mentioned, back me up on this dlguiga

[@UU8D]

[@blahblah94897]

Holy shit I just realized Sol Badguy theme from guilty gear is perfect for NL

[@LivingChords]

1:48:10 I’m dying where can I find this reel?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

not exactly the instagram reel ww.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1cfqzy2/forgot_to_make_dinner/

[@paradiseislands]

praying for the return of NHL gaming

[@iguanasandwich28]

the toho bossa nova 13 plug is crazy tho

[@CrunchRatSupreem]

Straight Dracula be like "I'm the gay"

[@mattiascrowe2549]

brother why are we still with the witch, the witch is inside all of us

[@greenbean4422]

Luna turning into a squeex chatter is inevitable

[@TheRealFishyB]

I keep on getting Toe Walker and Tom Walker mixed up

[@theunknownsissel9943]

What game is he playing at 1:10:00?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

abiotic factor

[@impossiblefix1134]

tfw you're still in the dawn

[@exactinmidget92]

so what happens if you just refuse to learn your bar mitzvah elder scroll thing? are you treated as a heretic for the rest of your life?

[@Halfcourtviolation]

You get smote

[@cheebo4319]

his response to any issue seems to be "have a child"

[@Cascadia88]

I was at a comedy show/club a couple weeks back and the host was actually making witch jokes very similar to NL’s, they sucked.

[@ka5333]

Hmm.. arachnid

[@shrimpchris6580]

In Luna's defense, as a girl she's most likely not going to bald like he did so it might be the one genetic based thing she can reasonably shit on her dad for lmao

[@marrychrismas5993]

1:04:06 I'm dying lolol

[@noddingout]

The Sabres are cursed I’ll agree

[@Halfcourtviolation]

Not Arizona anymore lol

[@jerichode]

Bro mentioned Los Camp once and then moved on

[@Yermo_thersass]

I wish NL would take a side in the Kendrick beef. Bro has no heart

[@FreckoJoel]

-daughter or -son?

[@juljasmah]

😭

[@Mystery_Meat]

🖐️😀🤚

[@Kooftown]

[@gc2297]

He has a fridge in his office?

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

yes a mini fridge for his coke zeroes

[@gc2297]

Based ​@@TheLibraryofLetourneau

[@er4795]

this is NLs flu game

[@boi_mayor]

Bro I'm a 32/27. It's infuriating

[@Shnarfbird]

why is luna so mean to nl????

[@JonKimbel]

Bluey

[@Kolla965]

She has the twitch recap 2023 badge

[@siddharths5983]

​@@Kolla965 +2

[@Ntwolf1220]

Try wearing 32x29 NL u don’t know true short king pain

[@thembosupremepizza1827]

im begging nl to learn a new word than stockholm syndrome

[@shigekax]

What do you suggest

[@juljasmah]

Oulu syndrome

[@rank944]

bringing 'the mandate of heaven' into his vernacular like an 11th century emperor has gone very pogly

[@2jacked2read]

Luna got his ass ngl