when someone orders food off the menu - Bits and Banter [06/07/2024]

[@AlixFitzpatrick]

NL calling himself the ubermensch like he didn’t almost die from food poisoning

[@ahkeelyu]

It was 2x food poisoning 3x Canadian medical system

[@momslammer6990]

In the twitch chat. Straight up “glorping it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My emote

[@roguewarrior6463]

Great Glorp moments, you love to see it

[@mightywurm]

bisexual peach taking back shots in a can, “i go both ways”

[@Ragnell123]

I actually hope he plays pokerogue. The banter would be top tier with all the pokemon he doesn't know.

[@rapid___]

You trying to get him canceled by the Pokemon community? Smh protect our streamer

[@SoundOrientedd]

he gets a rayquaza and makes it learn solar beam because he thinks it’s a grass type

[@meta4knight]

As long as chat can behave itself

[@meta4knight]

But any Pokémon game would be great with him reacting to different pokemon

[@Shnarfbird]

as someone with intimate pokemon knowledge, it tends to require that and constant vigilance to not get wiped. It would be funny to see him be clueless, but I don't think he would have fun, glancing would incur a heavy cost

[@mauvemus5810]

I mean what can I say, he's literally me and I'm literally him when he said "Anime is not the genre-- it's the medium"

[@leon4875]

I’d like the bits with a side of banter, please.

[@blaize122]

NL: "I have Shakespearean vocabulary" Ryan: "Convival"

[@mrsmartypants1987]

Librarian so fast he forgot the thumbnail

[@nothing-2-live-4]

I watched the whole video already

[@hautoa1513]

Ok

[@verminking921]

Can you summarise it for me please if you could turn this hour long video and condense it down to a few sentences I'd have more time to pog my gourd thank you

[@prawtism]

🤝

[@damarziman]

Can I smoke here?

[@Flannmusic]

Yeah go for it g

[@aykay1468]

I don't know, can you?

[@BigBigBigJeff]

Only if I can have a cig off you?

[@zoom3184]

I got asthma can you go outside

[@verminking921]

I got asthma and I smoke that other dude is a nerd spark up bud

[@ggboss1328]

bro the new vegas joke x3

[@OnlyBadPuns]

The writers were cooking when they came up with this Glorp B plot

[@mayac69]

I don't blame him for not knowing, but so many people do cocaine in North America. The people you least expect are the people using it regularly. No joke, the cocaine industry has become so efficient that prices were expected to fall but people buy so fucking much that prices have stayed consistent.

[@justinleonard6183]

This is facts I work at a remote Mining camp and the dry camps have more coke than the wet camps

[@natsuccubus]

nice try, finance bro

[@pedrokiihl856]

I'm using it as we speak

[@blahblah94897]

NA is full of upper class using it from third worlders exporting it, its a nice ecosystem

[@lukesesh]

It makes you feel really good

[@dontgetgrabbed]

The pear I snuck into my fruit cup: :Glorp:

[@jcmclint]

I hate when I don't pay attention to the date on the thumbnail, and then I think "Oh man, I'm almost done with this one, can't wait for the next one to get posted later today!"

[@perfectzerord]

kids have it easy hooking up a n64 nowadays, back in the day some tvs didn't have a dedicated input channel so some times is on channel 2 or channel 3 and god forbid its channel 00 which you need to find the remote to access that channel. and even worse is of the tv doesnt have the rca inputs that you have to feed it through the vcr through its coaxial then you have to figure out how to make get the vcr to output the n64 signal either putting that thing on its own channel 3 or 2 or just press the other buttons multiple times till you see Mario face

[@zoom3184]

1:19:25 My ass on the East Coast trying to watch Mariners games that start at 10 pm 😭

[@Level80Sorcerer]

NL jokingly resenting being born because Bad Medicine was the #1 hit on that specific day, and then changing his mind anyway because the next option was "Baby I love your way" That's like Netflix Comedy Special tier material, which isn't a very high standard mind you.

[@TheBshwckr]

missed opportunity to mention that dlguiga song is Roar by katy perry

[@nekollama3994]

Glorp is a game changer

[@wyldenites]

Any pre-thumbnail Andy's?

[@Shapio]

This really do be me when food be ordered off da menu

[@talia_al_gabagool]

NL was spitting with this one

[@voidspace662]

47:28 ‼minor spelling mistake on the chapter title ‼

[@SoundOrientedd]

im not here for the politics, im just here to go to the bbq for god’s sake

[@exactinmidget92]

i did that number one song thing and i got a good combo. Song was Jump by Kris Kross and my movie was Basic Instinct.

[@Claypotthenineteenth]

2017 is the heated gamer moment

[@demujo]

thanks librarian i have a full time position for a few weeks and cant see a single stream live

[@BeanLordClown]

34:15 not my ass taking an 8 top by memory because i forgot my notepad and im to burnt out to go get it

[@scenario529]

High “frucktose” is crazy

[@paddystatofield]

I read "orders food OFF the menu" as in ordering something not on the menu but I'm pretty sure its meant to mean ordering ON the menu... am I wrong?

[@lrba5524]

my number 1 song on my birthday was "Bob The Builder, Can We Fix It"

[@Vieweer]

YESSSSSS HE FINALLY DID THE FALLOUT NV DAUGHTER OR FALLOUT NV SON

[@nutflush5]

He finally got the thumbnail up

[@redwolfjo3_647]

after watching a vod, im not sure i can say bless. This is highly concentrated pog to a dangerously addictive degree. Where natural pog at least gives room to consider whether to pog again, your content is potentially too pog rich not to stay pegged for hours on end. Studies suggest this is unhealthy in high doses, and i do not condone- eh, whatever

[@redwolfjo3_647]

bless librarian

[@Ivanhoenn]

I think NL would actually find some value in the DoaWK movie (at least the 1st one) because Greg is such an irredeemable asshole that by the end of the movie you're almost upset that there's any kind of good ending for him, which feels fairly genre defying for a movie aimed at kids

[@Ntwolf1220]

Was not expecting the Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl deep cut reference wtf

[@TheLibraryofLetourneau]

bro loves broken social scene

[@Cmanorange]

this guy glorps

[@boi_mayor]

Oh yeah that'd glorp REAL NICE

[@omegadirective]

What did Pewdiepie do on a bridge? I'm out of the loop.

[@DASding148]

Said the n-word

[@sixpip]

Hard N word

[@jacob8949]

He dropped a hard R while crossing a bridge in PUBG. Think it was like 6/7 years ago.

[@hautoa1513]

Happy 10th of june

[@mokusatsu8899]

1:23:04 blank's dad? bro, we know your daughter's name...

[@RipePlantains]

First time driving high?

[@luggy2000]

What's the Outro?

[@WeedSmokenhaha420]

It's NL improvising lyrics to a song from the game Deadly Premonition. If you search up "Deadly Premonition Song" it's the one with like a million views.

[@Shoelid]

fresh out the oven

[@reducible_nihilism]

Übermensch sleep cycle

[@BitspokesV2]

NL being in on how trans people live FNV is so funny

[@princetonalec8695]

librarian could u please make a short of when chiblee named 5 women and said obamas wife 🙏 im obsessed with it but cant find it in an easily digestible way to show everyone i know

[@androart1817]

Nah I’m sorry America can’t have our mr Kipling that’s a uk thing it’s one of the only good things we have

[@Starluck40]

love the massive amount of +2s on the trans girl fallout joke

[@FreckoJoel]

[@ultimateo621]

39:50 WHY DO STREAMERS KEEP DOING THIS!!! Its always better to have blueprint on a 2x mult joker than a flat mult joker

[@nottherealnorthernlion9893]

can I pog here? 🥤

[@powote]

liprarian

[@sugarblue7571]

hmmm penomancer

[@jenlord4240]

trans rights new vegas

[@pezamurai]

Librarian I saw you defend pewdiepie in the comments. Pls don't ruin my love for you. :(

[@garrettsmth]

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